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Homophobic Jibe Upsets Queer 0
Titus 25.06.13 12:09am
Titus
Smear Tests To Be Introduced For Metropolitan Police.

(posted on behalf of Not Amused, so please don't blame me.)...

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Titus 24.06.13 11:27pm
Arthur
CIA Surrounds North Wales In Attempt to Trap Snowden 2
Titus 24.06.13 10:15pm
Arthur
Traditionalist Doctors Want Treatment Restricted to Hetereopathy Not Homeopathy 1
Titus 24.06.13 9:22pm
irreverendJ
Rave On Beach Found to Be Promoted By Ministry Of Sand

No news story behind this - I just liked the pun...

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Titus 24.06.13 9:19pm
Titus
Stuart Hall in line for presidency of Italy

Opinion polls are showing Stuart Hall is neck and neck with Silvio Berlusconi in the race to be the next president of Italy. Although Berlusconi was initially ahead, Hall will be out of prison...

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apepper 24.06.13 9:10pm
Titus
Football manager still employed at end of TV interview

In a TV first the manager of third division Southend was still employed after an appearance lasting nearly an hour. An emotional Dave Jeffries said, "I'm shocked, to be honest, we all know that...

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apepper 24.06.13 8:52pm
apepper
Homeopathic footballer gives it 0.000001% 13
pere floza 24.06.13 8:52pm
Sinnick
Met police officer declared "institutionally nice"

"There's one in every barrel" deputy commissioner Mike Smythe concluded after an investigation discovered an "institutionally nice" officer at work on the streets of south London. "The next...

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nickb 24.06.13 7:39pm
nickb
Berlusconi's sex trial verdict: male 4
Sinnick 24.06.13 7:24pm
Lindy Moone
Gove thinks smear tests should be made harder. Gains met police backing. 2
Not Amused 24.06.13 7:17pm
Not Amused
BMA passes motion on Jeremy Hunt 2
Sinnick 24.06.13 6:46pm
Sinnick
Yeats's Isle of Innisfree hut breaks building regulations

The dream of Mr William Butler Yeats of a peaceful retirement on his lake isle has been dealt a series of blows by officials from various agencies. First the building regulations inspectors ordered...

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sydalg 24.06.13 5:55pm
nickb
Accomplished compositor sets quires daily 0
Arthur 24.06.13 5:43pm
Arthur
Brave ferrets tackle badger setts square on 0
Arthur 24.06.13 5:39pm
Arthur
Turkish riots set square alight 0
Arthur 24.06.13 5:36pm
Arthur
Displays of bad manors upset squires' visitors, says English Heritage 0
Arthur 24.06.13 5:34pm
Arthur
Ex SAS man finds dream office job.

A former SAS soldier has finally achieved his long-cherished ambition of working in an office. Gary Webb served in the army for twenty years, nine of which were spent in the elite Special Air Service...

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sredni vashta 24.06.13 4:54pm
medici2471
Scientists discover cats have their own Internet with humans doing funny things

Scientists from the university of Portsmouth have conducted a detailed survey of cat activity and have been amazed to discover that much of their evenings are spent on miniature laptops watching...

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apepper 24.06.13 4:37pm
apepper
Berlusconi about to have his orofice abused with sex ring 0
irreverendJ 24.06.13 4:00pm
irreverendJ
Irish exam board sets 'Quare Fellow' as GCSE text 2
Oxbridge 24.06.13 3:13pm
Lindy Moone
Record breaking long unintelligible letter contest won by credit card company

A letter announcing 'important changes to your credit card' has won the Guinness Book of World Records entry for the longest and least intelligible letter in the history of man. It beat the previous...

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ronseal 24.06.13 2:57pm
Wrenfoe
Guy Poet sacking: employment lawyers say case falls between two stools 0
ronseal 24.06.13 2:37pm
ronseal
Mandela still critical after 24 hrs...there's just no pleasing some folks 0
irreverendJ 24.06.13 2:09pm
irreverendJ
Acid-head Gregor Samsa admits he still gets cockroach flashbacks 1
sydalg 24.06.13 2:06pm
Lindy Moone
Panic As Entire Non-Criminal Population Of Ecuador Seeks Refuge In USA 0
Titus 24.06.13 1:16pm
Titus
Murray to try Henman’s Wimbledon strategy: wait till all the good players retire 2
Tripod 24.06.13 1:07pm
Titus
Britain to restart Transportation to Austrialia 1
Scronnyglonkle 24.06.13 1:04pm
Titus
EU metrication latest - all official documents must be in iambic pentameter

There's been an edict from the E of U, They cannot really have enough to do, First it was the kilo, then the litre, Now iambic penta-bloody-meter...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 24.06.13 1:03pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Aging client asks masseuse, "Will you still knead me when I'm 64?" 1
sydalg 24.06.13 1:02pm
Titus