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Dozens of TV news crews go down with trench-foot. 0
MADJEZ 14.02.14 1:56pm
MADJEZ
Floods cover for secret immigrant submarine invasion warns Daily Mail 0
Bigglesworth 14.02.14 1:54pm
Bigglesworth
GCHQ: Floods cause by Wikileaks 0
Not Amused 14.02.14 1:38pm
Not Amused
Congratulations - Batchelor Boy Shares Summer Holiday With Morrissey

Heaven knows, I'm miserable now...

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Titus 14.02.14 11:24am
Zen
That Cameron BBC Breakfast speech in full

We shall fight on the seas and rivers, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our islands, whatever the cost may be, money is no object., We shall...

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Not Amused 14.02.14 11:11am
Sinnick
Govt Issues apology after wasting thousands on Swedish "pumping equipment" 0
Bigglesworth 14.02.14 10:28am
Bigglesworth
Met Office: Tempests to make way for Boils and Locusts by Tuesday

Frogs at 1...

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blokefromstoke 14.02.14 9:53am
blokefromstoke
ITV unable to dumb-down programmes any further

Television producers from ITV have reached a plateau of stupidity after trying to dumb-down their programming even further. The broadcaster admitted that plumbing the depths for what seemed like...

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David K 14.02.14 9:37am
Tripod
New Health and Safety Law: raw sewage "must be cooked to medium rare" 1
sydalg 14.02.14 8:43am
Lindy Moone
New Research Suggests That Socrates Was Victim Of Neck Nomination 0
Titus 14.02.14 7:58am
Titus
Biblical scholars officially declare Somerset the new 'Sodden and Gommorrah' 1
irreverendJ 14.02.14 7:56am
Titus
Man who had sex with peanut charged with unlawful kernel knowledge 0
sydalg 14.02.14 7:04am
sydalg
Scottish entrepreneur with a cold gets inebriated on February 14th...

Yes it's Duncan Bannatyne...

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Son of Barnabas 14.02.14 7:02am
Son of Barnabas
'Money no object' as Cameron gets Wonga loan to sort floods.

More debt crisis soon...

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MADJEZ 14.02.14 2:06am
MADJEZ
Suspicious packages at military sites found to be sandbags. 1
Ian Searle 13.02.14 11:18pm
MADJEZ
Maddie police will return from Portugal with suspect when UK weather improves.

More sunshine surveillance soon...

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MADJEZ 13.02.14 11:16pm
MADJEZ
'Dave Lee Travesty' declares prosecutor 5
Skylarking 13.02.14 11:13pm
Ref Minor
DLT judge was Noel Edmonds in disguise. GOTCHA ! 0
MADJEZ 13.02.14 10:54pm
MADJEZ
Absence of fossilised sandbags suggests Tories ruled Atlantis 0
Underconstruction 13.02.14 10:44pm
Underconstruction
Man Who Hated Life Dies Aged 102

Retired machine-part worker Arnold Snelling of Gravesend in Kent, who died yesterday at grand old age of 102, hated life with a passion, according to members of his estranged family. [quote]"He...

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Teenwolf 13.02.14 10:42pm
Underconstruction
Government To Create Department For The Reduction Of Bureaucracy

To be followed by the establishment of a new Quango Abolition Council. More later, in triplicate...

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Titus 13.02.14 10:32pm
Titus
Woman still claims she found a hairy cornflake on her shredded wheat. 1
MADJEZ 13.02.14 10:27pm
Underconstruction
'Dreams' to launch new water-bed with sandbag frame 0
Underconstruction 13.02.14 10:26pm
Underconstruction
Environment Agency orders six 3D printers to avert sandbag shortage

"Too little too late" was the response from Wraysbury residents after hearing that… MTF...

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Underconstruction 13.02.14 10:08pm
Underconstruction
Stripy jumper wearing flood looters to be used as depth gauges

The Government has announced harsh measures for anyone caught looting flooded properties whilst wearing the traditional burglars uniform of a black and white stripy jumper, eye mask, and flat cap....

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Bigglesworth 13.02.14 10:04pm
Titus
70's office worker to sue women who didn't find him 'cuddly'

"I remember it, like was yesterday" said a tearful Anthony Sithers, choking back the tears. "I'd gone into accounts to be friendly with some of the girls, as they tapped away at their adding machines...

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Underconstruction 13.02.14 9:50pm
Underconstruction
Next on the turntable, folks - Believe It If You Like - by The Band 0
Drylaw 13.02.14 9:29pm
Drylaw
Paddington stationary

Nothing soon. I'm sitting in a railway station, Got a ticket for my destination, But f'ing fgw aren't going there...

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Not Amused 13.02.14 9:21pm
FlashArry
BBC4 to screen new Scandinavian crime drama 'The Giraffe' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 13.02.14 9:14pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Oedipus's relationship back on track after mother tells him he's adopted 2
sydalg 13.02.14 9:14pm
Electrelane