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Thames Tour Boat Blaze Horror

Moored soon...

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Flugelbinder 30.09.13 10:35am
Flugelbinder
University of Life accused of bias in admissions policy

The University of Life has been given an official warning that it must show a more diverse student intake or face penalties, after research showed that 90 per cent of its alumni are loudmouthed white...

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sydalg 30.09.13 9:45am
sydalg
Three "blind" mice, see how they run from benefits fraud investigator 0
sydalg 30.09.13 9:33am
sydalg
Jacques Cousteau to deliver Reef lectures

Posthumously, obviously...

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apepper 30.09.13 8:17am
jimmydodger
Horror for P.E. teachers as they discover there is a 'me' in team 1
TobiasBV 30.09.13 8:05am
Lens Cap
New horror flick based on true events from a Yelp review 0
Dumbnews 30.09.13 3:56am
Dumbnews
Dalai Lama confirms The Transporter is his favourite movie franchise 0
custard cream 29.09.13 9:21pm
custard cream
Ed Miliband promises to renationalise the coal industry.

In return for a large donation from the NUM...

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deskpilot3 29.09.13 9:06pm
CulchaVulcha
Outrage as handsome successful man turns out to be nice

High drama today as a local man, who lives in the biggest house, has the most attractive wife, drives an enviable motor and earns six figures has been found to be quite a nice bloke. His neighbours...

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TobiasBV 29.09.13 8:28pm
TobiasBV
'Too much admin' in modern relationships, expert claims

We've all heard that romance is dead, but apparently a sociology professor in durham has worked out why. Meredith Grmies claims that young people in the look of love are too beset with...

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TobiasBV 29.09.13 7:53pm
TobiasBV
'Psychoanalysis addict becomes 'most self-aware man in world' - and miserable'

It began with a single visit to the local shrink, but soon Burton Goldberg's psychoanalysis habit was out of control. He had at least one appointment a day, often more, and many of the different...

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TobiasBV 29.09.13 7:14pm
TobiasBV
Two-day-old mayfly shares the secret of his longevity... 0
Tripod 29.09.13 5:58pm
Tripod
Hermit convention proves major flop

The first in a proposed bi-annual gathering of the UK's hermits has proved to be a major let down to the organizers, who remain nameless and have refused to comment, as not one of the thousands who...

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TobiasBV 29.09.13 5:53pm
TobiasBV
Piers Morgan In Hot Water Over Offensive 'Sun' Blog

Popular chat show host Piers Morgan has found himself in hot water over a spoof blog he created, entitled "Alternative Uses For The Sun Newspaper". The blog features juvenile posts from...

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Giroscope 29.09.13 4:06pm
Giroscope
Tom Jones impersonator arrested. Police say "It's not unusual".

Charged with possession of green green grass of home...

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Maverick 29.09.13 3:54pm
Maverick
Exasperated reader of satiric 'news' websites no longer able to tell what's real

After spending time reading faux or satirical news articles online, Joseph Capgras, an exasperated man from Ipswich, has recently confessed he has lost the ability to tell what is real and what is...

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TobiasBV 29.09.13 3:36pm
TobiasBV
Nopower, the new fastest growing political party, buys votes for £120 each

Ed Moribund, made no secret of his delight in the national press and TV coverage that his inaugural speech achieved. He promised voters £120 each if they vote for him and his party is elected....

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2escapees 29.09.13 2:01pm
2escapees
Part-time traffic signals have benefits slashed

The Secretary of State for Works and Pension, Ian Duncan-Smith, has announced that part-time traffic signals are to have their benefits cut. "This is a sensible move to encourage traffic lights to...

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apepper 29.09.13 1:43pm
apepper
‘You CAN have it all,’ says plucky ‘White Widow’ Samantha

Samantha Lewthwaite, 29, is being hailed as the ultimate positive role model to British women of today. Despite suffering tragedy in her life, she has risen to be a senior figure in terror...

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Oxbridge 29.09.13 1:16pm
Oxbridge
Dennis Thatcher's fag ash to be buried in landfill 0
CulchaVulcha 29.09.13 12:43pm
CulchaVulcha
Armchair General doesn't mind where he sits. 1
Al OPecia 29.09.13 12:41pm
CulchaVulcha
Armchair detective finds armchair

See also armchair critic picks holes in armchair...

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nickb 29.09.13 11:44am
Al OPecia
NSA Phone Monitoring Identifies Suspect Calls From White House

Yesterday President Obama heralded a breakthrough from the illegal NSA phone monitoring after it identified a White House employee had been making highly suspect calls to leaders of foreign hostile...

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Deimos 29.09.13 10:53am
Deimos
Angela Knight to be Satanic spokesperson 0
roybland 29.09.13 10:49am
roybland
Angela Knight to be Satanic spokesperson

The woman who is currently Chief Executive of the energy industry's trade association is soon to become spokesperson for Satan. Angela Knight, who before she joined Energy UK was Chief Executive for...

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roybland 29.09.13 10:48am
roybland
Senior Police officer "calls for drugs"

Commander Dereck Smith of the Northumberland Police Force has called for drugs. Smith denied calling for the decriminalisation of hard drugs.   "The media has totally got the wrong end of the stick...

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nickb 29.09.13 10:42am
Robopop
Marrakech sandwich maker inducted into Moroccan roll hall of fame 0
Robopop 29.09.13 10:39am
Robopop
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nickb 29.09.13 10:24am
nickb
Man turns entire house into a kitchen

A man from Stoke Newington has been hailed a genius for his use of space with his revolutionary design to turn his whole house into a kitchen., “What we wanted was a big, light, family space, for...

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Sfox 29.09.13 10:17am
godly1966
Cameron to give £400 a year of taxpayers’ money to Tory party members

“I believe in the Tory party.” said Dave “And now we are on the right track I believe this is the right thing for Britain. Joining the Tories was the happiest day of my life and me becoming PM...

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farmer giles 29.09.13 10:00am
Titus