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Artistic director announced for Royal Wedding 0
simonjmr 3 years

Oscar-winning film-maker Quentin Tarantino will be artistic director for the Royal Wedding of Kate Middleton to Prince William, organisers have announced. This announcement comes close on the heels...

Angry Birds spawns new blood sport 0
gaijintendo 3 years

RSPC report massive increase in abandoned bruised 'Tea cup' pigs...

All work in Japanese Etch a Sketch Museum destroyed again 2
virtuallywill 3 years

shaker maker later...

DOH! 2
beau-jolly 3 years

See chat room...

Disgraced Pakistan bowlers drop Bob the Builder as agent 3
Screenie 3 years

This would have been a considerably better joke if I'd used it at the time...

Kate Middleton's mum to give safety demonstration at royal wedding 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

Buckingham Palace announced today that, due to health and safety requirements, Carole Middleton will be giving a safety demonstration to the congregation at her daughter's wedding to Prince William.,...

French veil wearers refuse to talk to police unless cell door is fully open 0
charlies_hat 3 years

Eating 4 bananas on Sunday leads to mental illness, new research reveals 3
glass90 3 years

Researchers at the British Institute for Advanced Statistics (BIAS) have today revealed research that links eating exactly four (no more, no less) bananas on Sundays to certain mental health...

LIberal party to release DVD box set "Ideologoical u-turns 1" 1
simonjmr 3 years
All playing fields to be levelled to give them a level playing field 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

The government has annouced that all playng fields in the UK must be level, so that they have a level playing field., A spokesman said: 'In order to compete, we must have a level playing field. And...

World leaders stunned by difference between road map and itinerary 1
Des and Stan 3 years

Senior politicians, business leaders and military chiefs gasped in shock at a presentation today when a consultant showed them what a road map really looked like. Beth Wagner of McKinsey & Co...

Hundreds of French brides arrested in veil crackdown 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Weddings all over France were disrupted as police arrested brides who had covered their faces with veils., A member of the Gendarme explained: 'Good moaning. We were just pissing the wodding, when I...

Ned Flanders buys controlling stake in Arsenal 0
thackaray 3 years

They do neigh mind, researchers claim 1
Screenie 3 years

The Grand National, Britain's most famous horse race, is being criticised for the equine carnage into which it often denegrates. Thirty four horses have died as a direct result of the race since the...

Saudi Arabia makes smelling of garlic illegal 0
greg various 3 years
U2 regain their number one status 0
MC One R 3 years

U2 have regained the crown for the most irritating band, knocking Coldplay into second after what seems like eternity. Bono produced an incredible performance of self satisfied smugness on another...

Investment bank bonuses to be ringfenced from potential retail bank losses. 8
MC One R 3 years
French goverment ban all public face covering 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Banks immediately claim new "ring-fence" as tangible asset. 1
Qoxiivi 3 years
Greenpeace: Support for French Save the Veil campaign was a 'misunderstanding' 0
Skylarking 3 years
Bulls, Bears and Stags to be ring-fenced, says London Stock Exchange 0
pinxit 3 years
Report advises High Street Banks to keep customers, that's it. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Gaddafi rendered unconscious after he forgot to open sunroof to greet supporters 0
Basil_B 3 years
High Street Banks advised to keep customers money in separate shoe box. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Lift company's annual accounts show that last year was "a bit up and down". 3
MC One R 3 years
Next Egyptian President to be elected by single transferable goat. 4
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Number of flip-flops worn during March reach record levels, a study shows. 0
MC One R 3 years
Audi driver allegedly spotted "not tailgating slower car". More soon. 5
MC One R 3 years
Banks to ring fence customers 7
virtuallywill 3 years

Coalition concedes that Library Book Thefts 'Taken as Read' 0
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