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BNP councillors urged to campaign for trams in every city. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Full details expected soon...

MoD advise Argentine navy, "No hurry" 0
medici2471 3 years
David Haye votes to strike in protest against working longer for less money 0
charlies_hat 3 years
EPA claim hazardous waste composed mainly of UK house price data 0
medici2471 3 years
Inventor of first 'intelligent house' sells intellectual property 4
kga6 3 years
George and Lynne give evidence to Leveson Inquiry 1
andrewl81 3 years

George and Lynne have claimed that the Sun knew and published intimate details of their private life that they could only have known by snooping. Wearing a pair of trademark white bikini bottoms...

Bipolar Aid to play Svalbard and Amundsen-Scott Base gigs 0
medici2471 3 years
M1 Marmite Closure: Motorists told "Take it or Leave it" 0
Drylaw 3 years
'Mo'vember manliness just 'appetiser' before ramp-up in 'Gay'pril. 2
Westsider 3 years

Millions of seemingly straight men have all month enjoyed the pose of raising money for a charitable cause as the perfect alibi for testing out spectacularly queer moustaches. Bear-curious twenty...

Terry slams racist tram woman rant over lack of the 'C' word. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years
Racist tram rant girl was "only practising exercises given by 'Enry 'Iggins" 0
acwanaut 3 years
Murray heads BBC Sports Personality of the Year coming-up-short list 2
kga6 3 years
Gang of ruthless Santas kick the shit out of a chav. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Government Report states the obvious and makes vague recommendations 2
Immunis 3 years

Today the government released a report that contained many thousands of pages of data and cost millions of pounds to write. The conclusion of the report was that some people were lazy and didn’t do...

"Like Peter Hain to news tragedy' to replace "Like shit to a blanket" 8
dvo4fun 3 years

Former Secretary of State for Wales, now ambassador-at-large for the Sleep apnoea Society, Peter Hain has been recognised in the 18th edition of 'Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable'. For...

Katie Price's breasts accidentally covered up after wardrobe malfunction 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Huge interest at rare auction of Range Rover without personalised number plate 9
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

An extremely rare Range Rover, believed by experts to be the only one in the UK without a personalised registration, is due to go on sale at auction today. The rarity value of the 2008 Range Rover...

Bad taste claim after radio station plays George Michael's Last Christmas 8
bonjonelson 3 years
Solar-powered tanning booth certified 'carbon-neutral, yet pointless' 0
grumblechops 3 years
Sepp Blatter reports wife missing after she "just popped out for a tram ride". 1
Rumbelows1 3 years
Methodist Minister becomes “accidental” Million-air 0
livmin 3 years

A Methodist minister has become the latest person to be added to the Times Rich List this week after the overnight success of his new venture, Air Accessories Inc. David Hopkins, 52, of Chorley in...

John Bercow coat of arms reveals you can't buy class 8
3 years
OECD continually washing hands of European recession. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Stem Cell Trials Halted as Sheep Fail to Complete Course 1
Immunis 3 years
GVT calls for state funeral for Thatcher, Unions in negotiation over time limit. 0
reforse 3 years

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CERN to tackle Duckworth-Lewis next 5
dvo4fun 3 years

Success in finding the Higgs boson (Hb), the elementary thingummybob predicted by many household-name particle physicists, seems close at hand. With this in mind, boffins behind the £5 Billion CERN...

Gazza arrives in Darlington to offer rampaging cow lager and a fishing trip 0
kga6 3 years
Chinese takeaway sues Bakers for use of trademark 'doggylicious' descriptor 0
kga6 3 years
CERN comes under scrutiny as Dr Evil is listed under leading project sponsors 0
Immunis 3 years
Pudsey Bear to lose other eye as BBC cutbacks bite 0
Immunis 3 years

A bit late, but I'm clearing out some headlines that I have written nothing for...