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All football matches to be played at home... 0
riesler 3 years

due to environmental concerns and rising fuel prices...

Face cream given negative review in women's magazine. 2
dandare70 3 years
French Air Force 'accidentally surrenders' to Libyan HiLux 1
3 years

President Sarkozy was facing embarrassment today, when the entire French air force surrendered to an elderly Libyan couple in a Toyota pick-up truck. "We had high hopes for this conflict, the people...

Mr Men actors die in plane crash tradegy 0
mattpascoe 3 years

Yesterday was a sad day for children's television when an Airbus A340 crashed when returning the Mr Men actors to the UK after touring Brazil for three months. Of the 44 Mr Men on board, only 4...

Fashion designers unable to agree to disagree on shade of gray 0
Dumbnews 3 years
That Wedding Day To Be Called "Jeer Day" Up North 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

"Listen, lad, if tha' see's a bloke watching it on telly, give him a jeer, the big Mary, Helen."...

No Cause For Concern For Well-Known Comedian, Dave Cameron...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..As his NHS jokes flop, nationwide. "No problem; it's back to the anti-immigration jokes, lads.", Did somebody mention the word 'smokescreen?'...

Royal Mail to start delivering babies 2
Genghis Cohen 3 years

The Royal Mail has announced today that it is to extend its range of delivery services into the midwifery sector. ‘From next week postmen and women will be delighted to provide 'home-birthing' to...

Sainsburys shopper collects active school vouchers 0
Basil_B 3 years

and knows what to do with them...

M1 closure to affect sport and football fans 0
virtuallywill 3 years

. snickers as well...

Sport: Formula 1: China Grand Prix: Latest: "Who is La Milton? 0
BewsNiscuit 3 years
Cameron's speech announcing 'taste test' for 'good imigration' leaked 10
Ironduke 3 years

Let me be quite clear. Sam and I love a Ruby on a Saturday night, so the Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis- call them what you will, they're in. The Chinese, yes, sure, they've made a terrific...

Stockport couple announce detailed plan to usurp royal wedding 0
antharrison 3 years

Mike McGough and his bride-to-be Natalie Burgess have announced via Facebook that they envisage their wedding day to be the “Main event of 2011”, and have advised friends and family that they can...

Rock band with criminal past to reform 1
virtuallywill 3 years
Shocked landlord of Cardiff pub bans couple for being 'Welsh' 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Ian Hislop's poshness growing exponentially 0
3 years

Shares in blazers soar...

Typing error means French government forces muslims to accept burger van. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Warning over Olympic travel chaos as thousands book flights out 6
John Wiltshire 3 years

A report out today warned of impending chaos during the 2012 Olympic games, with airports jammed with people desperate to escape the tedium of saturation coverage of 12-bore Yachting and Welterweight...

A.M.A.: Bratz Dolls "gateway drug" to marrying men with neck tattoos 0
Tom Sarvay 3 years

Researchers in the United States have recently discovered a surprising statistic wherein women who played with Bratz Dolls as children were 4 times more likely to marry a man with a neck tattoo,...

New site for people who get things the wrong way round: Arseaboutfacebook 3
John Wiltshire 3 years
The Earth admits to being bi-polar. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

More planetary confessions soon...

Travel industry concerned by rise in stay-at-home vacations 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Dr. Phil publishes his unified theory of relationships 0
Dumbnews 3 years
OK, these 'angels' might not actually shag you, Lynx concedes 2
Oxbridge 3 years
Pervy Zeta-Jones Fans Disappointed to Learn What Bipolar Actually Means 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Perverted shepherd only likes lamb 0
OldThingy 3 years
Man who deliberately exposed his rear end contracts painfully chapped bum..... 0
BewsNiscuit 3 years

Sore Moon....

Andrew Lansley savaged by nurse shark whilst on holiday 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Gingly Mostoma reporting...

Government spokesman says latest Vince Cable row "was only a matter of time". 0
MC One R 3 years

And it is inevitable that there will be, More soon...

Cher to release album using the music of classical composer Handel 3
Screenie 3 years

The album, which contains Cher singing lyrics to some classic Handel pieces, will be called 'Fragile' and is to be released later this year...