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Even we don't like us, admit Millwall fans 2
ronseal 15.04.13 11:12am
Midfield Diamond
Elton John struggles to revise Candle in the Wind lyrics for Thatcher funeral 0
Nowherefast 15.04.13 10:14am
Nowherefast
Sunderland fans salute Di Canio's victory 0
ginty 15.04.13 10:10am
ginty
Mel Gibson ashamed at Justin Beiber's sensitive comments 0
irreverendJ 15.04.13 9:34am
irreverendJ
Women can now get breast exams online through Instamammogram 1
A.J. DiCosimo 15.04.13 9:09am
Yikes
Chamber music ‘a gas’, says Justin Beiber after Auschwitz gig... 0
Tripod 15.04.13 8:50am
Tripod
Harlington airstrip to get ‘indoor runway’ by 2014

Following winter flight delays at most major UK airports, Harlington Council in west London has given the thumbs up for an all-weather cover over the redundant airstrip next to its Church Road...

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dvo4fun 15.04.13 8:39am
dvo4fun
Simon Cowell slams German artist's robot band

After the news a German artist has created the first robot metal band, music mogul Simon Cowell has hit back claiming to have been inventing mechanical bands for years. The robot band,...

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Perks 15.04.13 8:32am
dvo4fun
Injured Miliband "couldn't give a toss" if he misses Thatcher funeral 0
sydalg 15.04.13 1:45am
sydalg
Vwl shrtg bgns t bt 8
sredni vashta 15.04.13 12:47am
Titus
Bieber offers sincerest apologies to entire Arab world for unintended offence. 0
sredni vashta 15.04.13 12:42am
sredni vashta
Future Governments To Be Chosen By Chart Success Of Party Anthems

Ding dong!...

0
Titus 14.04.13 11:11pm
Titus
Bath Sex-tourist Taken Up The Crescent 1
SJM 14.04.13 11:03pm
sydalg
In vino veritas. Shock horror probe. 2
Scroat 14.04.13 10:48pm
Scroat
Hospital Anaesthetist Found Unconscious 1
SJM 14.04.13 10:47pm
SJM
Official figures show there are 52,605 total shits in the UK 2
topfotogmw 14.04.13 10:42pm
Griffo
Holland's Oldest Shoe Inflator Finally Pops His Clogs 5
SJM 14.04.13 10:41pm
Griffo
Panic as 100,000 penguins plan to attend funeral to honour their hero 1
sydalg 14.04.13 10:11pm
SJM
Bieber Disappointed to learn concentration camps weren't gig venues

More persecution later...

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victimms 14.04.13 9:44pm
victimms
Miliband's broken wrist confirms what we all thought about him 0
topfotogmw 14.04.13 8:02pm
topfotogmw
Meeting your hero can be a disappointment, Satan learns 7
sydalg 14.04.13 7:10pm
sigmund
Due To Massive Government Cuts, T S Eliot's "The Waste Land" To Be Recited.....

on a daily basis in UK schools...

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Jesse Bigg 14.04.13 7:09pm
sigmund
God promises better weather for funeral to show Thatcher was right

“I have finally brought you the Thatcher Spring,” God told a conference of meteorologists yesterday. “I believe she brought people together, made things better, increased global happiness,...

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nickb 14.04.13 7:04pm
nickb
Stig hired to drive hearse in desperate bid to evade protesters 0
sydalg 14.04.13 6:26pm
sydalg
Early Christmas for comedians as Ed Mlliband suffers wrist injury. 2
deskpilot3 14.04.13 6:00pm
Titus
PM to bolster UK troop numbers in Afghanistan with 'Forces of Hell' deployment 1
AdrianJ 14.04.13 5:08pm
Al OPecia
BBC agrees to play short clip of controversial Thatcher 'funeral'

The BBC has defended its decision to broadcast a short excerpt from the controversial 'funeral' gathering planned to mark support for the ideology of Baroness Thatcher, who died this week apparently....

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Skylarking 14.04.13 5:06pm
Al OPecia
Man Hopeful of Shag After Letting Pretty Girl in at Junction

A local man is hopeful today of finally getting laid after letting a pretty girl in at a busy junction near the library where he works. “She definitely smiled at me”, said the man. “And she...

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deceangli 14.04.13 4:53pm
deceangli
NHS reveal an increase in organ donors, showing people do have a heart 1
Adam Lewis 14.04.13 4:51pm
deceangli
BBC Criticised for Exposing Kim Jong Un to ‘Left Wing’ LSE

BBC’s Panorama programme has been blasted for risking the safety of Student Dictator Kim Jong Un after the young man was unwittingly used as cover for an expose of the London School of Economics....

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deceangli 14.04.13 4:44pm
Titus