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New feature on Strictly Come Dancing: 'Name the "Celebrity"'

This year's Strictly Come Dancing will include a new feature, in which viewers are invited to name any of the 'celebrities' except for Vanessa Feltz. The show's producer, some kid on work...

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John Wiltshire 03.09.13 10:02am
John Wiltshire
“Yes.” 0
FOAD 03.09.13 9:51am
FOAD
Reputation audit on Reputation.com concludes "censored" 0
ronseal 03.09.13 9:41am
ronseal
Sophos, Norton and McAfee in race to claim new Animal antivirus market

no more please...

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Not Amused 03.09.13 9:37am
Not Amused
Fellaini is the answer. Man United now searching for the question. 0
Not Amused 03.09.13 9:27am
Not Amused
Cross party parliamentary agreement 2 ignore big corporations' war on the public

The leader of all Britain's major parties have agreed to stay out of the war between giant corporations and members of the public, despite the horrifying tales of injustice being reported in the...

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ronseal 03.09.13 9:11am
ronseal
Vodaphone sells Verizon for "all the tea in China"

Millions of people from Shanghai to Hong Kong were forced to wake up and smell the coffee yesterday breakfast time, after it emerged that Vodaphone had sold the US telecoms business Verizon for all...

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nickb 03.09.13 8:55am
nickb
First serviette cloned by tissue culture. 0
godly1966 03.09.13 8:42am
godly1966
Rolf Harris to become courtroom illustrator 0
medici2471 03.09.13 8:31am
medici2471
Politicians to be permanently sealed within giant Westminster Bubble

Plans to contain the entire Westminster village within a vast geodosic sphere are almost complete. The multi-million pound Odium Project aims to collect every variety of politician, lobbyist and...

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Ludicity 03.09.13 8:15am
Ludicity
Transfer deadline day latest: Obama signs Hollande on 2 year deal and lets...

Cameron go on a free transfer...

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ianslat 03.09.13 7:31am
Squudge
Maths teachers attempt to explain "Normal Distribution" to Michael Gove 1
FlashArry 03.09.13 5:27am
Wrenfoe
Gove's Confusion

Only months after objecting to children re-taking exams until they get a good enough mark, Michael Gove has announced a major new educational initiative, to make children keep retaking exams until...

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Ian Collier 02.09.13 9:45pm
Ian Collier
After Frost and Jacobs, David Jason is said to be shitting himself. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 02.09.13 9:03pm
Sinnick
It's official! Government says that grades D and E at GCSE are FAILS.

Not what Tony Blair said, obviously...

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deskpilot3 02.09.13 9:01pm
deskpilot3
Pregnant Irish Panda sent to Laundry run by nuns. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 02.09.13 8:50pm
Titus
Men Get 4" Taller In Just 100 Years

A recent scientific study has shown that the average European man gained 110mm (4.4") in height between 1870 and 1980, mainly due to general improvements in health, hygiene and nutrition. Additional...

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Titus 02.09.13 8:12pm
Arthur
Rapist discovers he may have contracted HIV from victim.

What do you mean, not a spoof? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10281643/Rapist-discovers-he-may-have-contracted-HIV-from-victim.html...

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Maverick 02.09.13 7:52pm
Maverick
Failing teenagers to be forced to speak English. Whatever. 0
Al OPecia 02.09.13 7:46pm
Al OPecia
No more questions for David Jacobs. 0
Al OPecia 02.09.13 7:45pm
Al OPecia
New Football Agony Uncle Encourages Fans to talk about their feelings

Broadcasting...

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ronseal 02.09.13 7:38pm
ronseal
Judge asks man accused of stealing twelve espressos "How do you sleep at night?" 3
Smart Alex 02.09.13 6:20pm
godly1966
Fuck you says Wenger. 3
Ref Minor 02.09.13 5:50pm
Oxbridge
This Is Us to be shown in cinemas in 1-D 11
John Wiltshire 02.09.13 5:41pm
Sinnick
Embarrassed Unmarried Female Panda Tries To Hide 'Shameful' Pregnancy 0
Titus 02.09.13 5:04pm
Titus
Zebras, Badgers And Magpies To Sue Panda For Using Their Corporate Colour Scheme 0
Titus 02.09.13 5:01pm
Titus
Celebrity Panda Accused Of Molesting 10-Year-Old Female Panda 0
Titus 02.09.13 4:51pm
Titus
"Thanks, but I'm pretty sure it's mine", panda dad tells Jeremy Kyle 1
sydalg 02.09.13 4:42pm
Titus
Man U ends search for blend of psychologist and tyrant with Hannibal Lecter

New Manchester United supremo Hannibal Lector has got it all - psychological insight and a fearsome will to win that makes him stop at nothing, say his delighted new bosses. The new manager was...

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ronseal 02.09.13 3:38pm
Robopop
Chris Rea satnav offers option of taking Road to Hell

Mind you, I'd probably still be driving home for Christmas...

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Smart Alex 02.09.13 3:35pm
Smart Alex