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Nokia unveil the new N0M8s; the world's first 'Smart Human'

With the number of ‘Smart’ Phones predicted to overtake the number of people on the planet, mobile phone giant Nokia have unveiled a new product that will result in the creation of the ‘Smart...

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Perks 17.05.12 11:51am
Skylarking
Good feet for a big man footy logic sees first England call up for Danny La Rue 0
ronseal 17.05.12 11:39am
ronseal
Hodgson 'Crouch not selected for hoofballing reasons' 0
Underconstruction 17.05.12 10:38am
Underconstruction
Dalglish sacked for 'soccerballing' reasons 0
Underconstruction 17.05.12 10:33am
Underconstruction
Dodgy car salesman defends dropping Rio from stocklist

A Kia Rio has been removed from the back of a second-hand car showroom by the new proprietor after it failed to impress him. Roy Hodgkinson of Canning Town Motors defended his decision, saying ...

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Midfield Diamond 17.05.12 10:19am
Midfield Diamond
Londonderry Air chosen as Ireland's entry for 2012's Rear of the year contest 0
simonjmr 17.05.12 10:13am
simonjmr
Olympic Torch stuck behind tourist caravan for 2 hours in Cornwall 2
Mandy Lifeboat 17.05.12 9:59am
Underconstruction
BBC TOTP repeat bosses arrested for justifying the course of perverts. 5
bonjonelson 17.05.12 9:15am
Sinnick
BBC confirms plan to move all men's programmes to Dave

The BBC has confirmed that it no longer intends to show programmes that appeal directly to men on BBC One or BBC Two, and will transfer any show with a glimmer of masculinity straight to rival...

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17.05.12 9:07am
Sinnick
Back-of-shirt letter suppliers delighted at Oxlade-Chamberlain's selection 0
Midfield Diamond 17.05.12 9:05am
Midfield Diamond
Prophets of doom continuing to make predictions like there's no tomorrow 2
Haywood Manley 17.05.12 9:04am
Sinnick
Greece offers to sell Britain the Elgin Marbles 0
Scronnyglonkle 17.05.12 8:40am
Scronnyglonkle
Roy Hodgson praises potential of 'brown generation'.

More sick as a parrot soon...

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Ian 17.05.12 7:14am
Ian
Amnesiac gynaecologist’s memory returning in “random snatches” 6
Spoinge 17.05.12 6:42am
ronseal
Greece 'making a Drachma out of a crisis' complains Merkel 1
pinxit 17.05.12 5:25am
dvo4fun
Britons warned not to overdo it after wild spree of Joey Barton condemnation

Britain finally got to feel good about itself on Sunday, after Joey Barton's sending off released a wave of indignation and self importance that swept across England, Wales, Northern Ireland and even...

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ronseal 16.05.12 10:00pm
ronseal
Bosnian butcher to sue War Criminal Nicknames Office. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.05.12 6:55pm
dominic_mcg
Npower announce new 'hybrid' power station

Npower, the UK energy supplier has today announced it's plans to turn Didcot power station into the world's first 'hybrid' power station. The move comes as the company try to find even more ways to...

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Perks 16.05.12 6:26pm
dvo4fun
Store Manager in Liverpool 'leaves his post' following poor run of results

The Manager of the Liverpool branch of Maplins, Danny McKleesh, has shocked the retail world by ‘leaving his post’, which he has held for just over a year. His decision comes after a run of...

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Perks 16.05.12 6:11pm
dvo4fun
London pubs to set minimum price for alcohol of £5 per unit 0
Mandy Lifeboat 16.05.12 5:17pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Slimming World seek venues with larger car parks

more soon please...

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medici2471 16.05.12 5:09pm
nostra da mouse
Fenn Street School's Norman Potter to head proposed Greek caretaker government, 2
Zen 16.05.12 5:08pm
nostra da mouse
SCOTTISH ALCOHOLICS FACE BOOZE vsTHRIFT DILEMMA.

Penny-pinching booze-loving Scots have been backed into a corner by new price rises on alcohol., Faced with price rises on the full spectrum of Scottish jolly water, tight-fisted booze-sozzled Jocks...

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daneade 16.05.12 5:05pm
arthurminnit
Bisto kid in hitler youth scandal - 'I was only following odours' 3
Haywood Manley 16.05.12 4:58pm
nostra da mouse
Kenny Dalglish sacked for thinking Andy Carroll is a great player 0
Hooch 16.05.12 3:43pm
Hooch
"Kenny Dalglish ensures me Andy Carroll is a great player" - Roy Hodgson 0
Hooch 16.05.12 3:42pm
Hooch
Plans to move children's programming leaves "next to nothing" in BBC1 schedule

Following reports that programmes made specifically to cater for the attention spans of those under ten will be moved permanently to the CBBC and CBeebies channels, concerns have been raised that...

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Haywood Manley 16.05.12 1:45pm
Haywood Manley
Writer struggles to describe incident where chicken ran round with head cut off

The much awaited release of the new Emmerdale Farm novel has been delayed a further 3 months as author Lance Parkin searches for a way to describe a poultry decapitation incident in the climatic...

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Yikes 16.05.12 1:43pm
ianslat
Lord Leveson promoted to Witch finder General 0
Scronnyglonkle 16.05.12 1:19pm
Scronnyglonkle
Rebekah Brooks faces trial by ducking stool

Amidst claims that her arrest is part of a witch hunt, it has been revealed that Rebekah Brooks will face trial by ducking stool. With drowning indicating innocence and floating being a sure sign of...

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16.05.12 1:02pm