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Scientists baffled as First Capital Connect train arrives before it should 9
Qoxiivi 3 years

Britain’s rail operators, the entire scientific community, and 1,439 passengers were in shock today as First Capital Connect published tentative proof of their Brighton to Bedford service arriving...

Scotland lose to Argentina in Wellington, may try boots next game. 2
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Druids demand right to sacrifice in the workplace 2
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

With the practices of most religions now protected by employment law, druids are the latest group seeking equal rites in the workplace. Although little is known about the origins of druids, they...

Saudi Women to be Allowed to Eat 0
apepper 3 years

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has bowed to international pressure and from 2012 women will be allowed to eat. "This is an example of the modern, forward thinking Saudi way.", said a Saudi spokesman....

Scientists Fined For 'Light-speeding' 15
ubermoomin 3 years

In a move that shocked the international community, scientists at CERN were today issued a speeding fine for breaking the light speed barrier. Italian police entered the building at 9:30 am and...

Herman Cain Shoots To Top Of Republcan Nomination Polls 0
Textbook 3 years

after suggesting that they put an end to all these tiresome TV debates and just get Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin to do some foxy boxing or mudwrestling....

Thatcher's son takes her to the wrong Doctors' House. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

. With thanks to medici2471...

Lady Thatcher in Shock Public Outing 2
medici2471 3 years

Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has made a rare public appearance, mistakenly attending a party to mark Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox's 50th birthday. A spokesman for the Baroness said...

Labour in Tuition Fees Peaky Cap Pledge 0
kga6 3 years

Political activists Labour have put a bee in the bonnet of hat shops this week by announcing that if they were in charge, they would pledge a free baseball cap for all students applying to courses...

Radio 3 slated for broadcasting entire performances 2
Des Custard 3 years

BBC Radio 3 came under fire for a major breach of its Dumb Down for Dunstable protocol yesterday, when for the second week running it broadcast an entire evening of opera from Covent Garden without...

Bachmann ends Presidency bid over Putin sexuality fears 3
Pavel Ops 3 years

Upon hearing Vladimir Putin is to again run for the Kremlin, US Republican candidate, Michele Bachmann, today withdrew from the 2012 White House race because 'all that Brokeback schtick he does makes...

BBC stops using AD/BC to avoid offending muslims - will rebrand as 'B' 0
vertical 3 years

and now the weather...

Saudi women get the right to keep hands 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Soap Comes Clean: "I've Been Living A Lye." 1
rikkor 3 years

Could be all washed up...

Gordon Ramsay 'missing' after filming at NY restaurant 1
Mrblacker 3 years

A major police search is underway in New York, after celebrity swearer and sometime chef Gordon Ramsay disappeared during the filming of his hit show Kitchen Nightmares. Ramsay, 44, had just wrapped...

Mens votes now count double in Saudi Arabia 0
RJWinter 3 years
Jimmy Carr Sick 1
ubermoomin 3 years

too much time on my hands or too little?...

Murdochs to launch new Xbox game: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 0
Gary Baldy 3 years

MPs wonder if there is a hidden message...

Berlusconi celebrates as Italy downgraded to DD rating 0
exigo 3 years
Kenya's Patrick Makau wins Marathon as part of old Mars promotion 0
virtuallywill 3 years
Euan Murray speaketh out: "That's what happens when you defy God's Law". 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Arab Spring Spreads To Isle Of Wight 1
Textbook 3 years

Tensions over upcoming changes to waste collection charges have erupted into violence and anarchy on the Isle Of Wight. The tyrannical leadership of head councillor David Pugh has steadily...

Fans, Copy-editors struggle with news of REM split 9
Tristan Shout 3 years

Fans coming to terms with the announcement that influential American rock band REM are to split are joined in their misery by copy-editors frantic to avoid using the obvious 'It's the end of the...

'Concentration camp ' opens for ADHD sufferers. 9
nickb 3 years
Ahmadinejad: "Paul McCartney Has Been Dead For Years" 0
Textbook 3 years
SAS anniversary apology "Without the SAS there would have been no Andy McNab" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More (tedious interviews)soon no doubt...

yuri_nahl 3 years

The story of this epic campaign must be told. It is the story of the bringing of an army, including the war elephants, by Hannibal, the Carthaginian general, and tactician nonpareil, through the...

yuri_nahl 3 years

Fuhrer Poem by Goebbels As a consequence of the Fuhrer's bladder sphincter always getting weaker,, The pond of urine in his riding boots was continually getting deeper., The Fuhrer had a fountain...

Bournemouth Council's ultimate traffic solution 0
brian 3 years

In a bid to cut down on accidents on its roads in recent years, Bournemouth Council had imposed speed restrictions, traffic calming and speed cameras. A spokesman recently boasted that this had...

What if there were no hypothetical questions? 14
Plockton Assbeard 3 years