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CEO's fish-bone diagram criticized for ignoring the meat and potatoes 3
Dumbnews 03.04.12 8:42am
simonjmr
Fat smug bastards spark up on sofas as another top athlete's heart bursts

more later. It's all b-j's fault (ref chat room)...

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dvo4fun 21.03.12 8:32pm
Perks
Serial killers up in arms over new Manson Tax 1
ronseal 21.03.12 6:46pm
JETFAB
Pre-stressed concrete causes Hammersmith Flyover panic attack 3
nickb 21.03.12 6:52pm
dvo4fun
The Dutch Death Mobile

I can’t believe the Dutch are planning on rolling out a mobile euthanasia programme. Don’t they learn anything from history, or their neighbours? The Germans tried it over sixty years ago, and...

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CrazyJay 22.03.12 8:07am
arthurminnit
Bill Roach had sex with over 1000 women; some non-imaginary

More to follow...

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apepper 21.03.12 4:23pm
bonjonelson
UK economic outlook boosted by higher-than-expected Euromillions yields

Chancellor George Osborne today used his budget speech to highlight the successes of the government’s fiscal policy, drawing particular attention to the increase in GDP brought about by a number of...

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grumblechops 21.03.12 11:55pm
dvo4fun
Introducing: The George Michael Special Edition Mercedes

The most exclusive Mercedes C-Class ever has been designed exclusively to meet the needs of a discerning 80s popstar. Nicknamed the Fatherfigure, the GM230 is unique. Boasting four extra ashtrays...

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Zadok the second 21.03.12 3:06pm
Zadok the second
Hitler's faked orgasms exposed. 0
nickb 21.03.12 2:24pm
nickb
U2 lawyers refuse to act pro bono 0
nickb 21.03.12 2:23pm
nickb
Sunday trading laws scrapped in effort to reduce catholic child abuse 0
medici2471 21.03.12 2:13pm
medici2471
Budget News: Stephanie Flanders' eyebrows up by a further 30% 0
wallster 21.03.12 2:00pm
wallster
Civil List to be renamed Hereditary Benefits and paid by giro 0
cinquecento 21.03.12 1:31pm
cinquecento
DIY SOS team called in to help Westminster couple renovate tatty coalition

A special edition of the popular BBC show DIY SOS is set to see Nick Knowles and his team attempting to help a couple from Westminster repair their coalition. Dave and Nick have been relatively...

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22.03.12 3:00am
Username
Budget News: Eric Pickles to be reduced by 20% from April 2012 0
wallster 21.03.12 1:22pm
wallster
Correct pronunciation of 'harassed' confirmed as causing internal smugness

Scientists in the University of Essex's socio-studies group have confirmed that people who read the word 'harassed' and pronounce it in the typical English manner receive high levels of dopamine...

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MagnusOpum 22.03.12 1:02pm
MagnusOpum
Ice hotels criticised for giving guests a cool reception. 1
weematt 21.03.12 9:55pm
Immunis
Football shirts sold to keep clubs afloat.

Football fans are up in arms about the current price of football shirts, most specifically the latest incarnation of the England National Squad kit for £55. People have slammed the price as...

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CrazyJay 21.03.12 11:16pm
JETFAB
NUT FREE NUT TREES

The recent spate of gardening programmes will have inspired many of us to make improvements to our outside space. Tempting though it is, try to avoid exotic plants which generally don’t fare well...

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Roger Povey 22.03.12 3:20am
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"Love thy neighbours" says woman whose neighbours live two miles away

In a rare address to mark her diamond jubilee, the Queen urged everyone to embrace their neighbours, 'even if they live a good half hour's walk away, like mine.' In a ceremony at Westminster Hall,...

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hughesroland 21.03.12 12:51pm
hughesroland
Muamba

Muamba told Torres scored twice, how long have I been out he asks...

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waggy 21.03.12 12:20pm
waggy
Sunday "worship" change for Games 0
simonjmr 21.03.12 12:15pm
simonjmr
Cabinet Ministers bang the table as secretaries and 'friends' not available 0
Mandy Lifeboat 21.03.12 12:14pm
Mandy Lifeboat
HOT CROSS BUNS PRICE FIXING SCANDAL

Christians are being tricked and left confused about the recommended retail price of their favourite symbolic Easter treat. Hot Cross Buns are commonly advertised as being one a penny, two a penny....

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Roger Povey 21.03.12 12:10pm
Roger Povey
“Multiple errors in design” sees Very Large Kaleidoscope built in Atacama Desert

The European Southern Observatory (ESO) today revealed how a litany of mistakes while planning its newly built ‘3-dimensional spectroscopic explorer’ has ultimately resulted in the creation of...

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grumblechops 22.03.12 3:24am
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Illegal blogging worth billions claim World Bank

Its report, Justice for Social Networks, says that most illegal blogging operations are run by organised crime, and much of the profit goes to corrupt officials. Countries affected include...

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simonjmr 21.03.12 11:27am
simonjmr
David and Victoria announce first child to be called Brooklyn 2
Sinnick 21.03.12 6:13pm
Scroat
Samantha Mumba tweets, thanks for the well wishes but I'm fine and healthy,

Thanks for remembering it has been 12 years since my number 2 single More soon...

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simonjmr 21.03.12 11:22am
simonjmr
Costa Cruises to sponsor ITV’s Titanic 0
Ian Searle 21.03.12 11:13am
Ian Searle
Search now on for those who prayed for Muamba’s collapse in the first place

With concern for Fabrice Muamba's welfare subsiding, the police have formally announced that the search is already underway for those who must have prayed that he suddenly collapse with a heart...

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Qoxiivi 22.04.12 12:45pm
Qoxiivi