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Teen overcomes massive obstacles and builds a fusion reactor

Young Jamie Edwards has astonished the science world by overcoming health and safety laws. With time running out Jamie had set his mind on becoming the youngest person to ever build a fusion device....

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footinmouth 06.03.14 9:36am
footinmouth
Piers Morgan To Be Buried In Westminster Abbey

next Tuesday, next to Jeremy Clarkson...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 06.03.14 9:25am
Guido Drapatolli
Satirical response to Russian aggression ‘proportionate’ says Cameron

Prime Minister David Cameron has today defended the UK’s use of satire in response to Russia’s military occupation of the Crimea. This followed an earlier claim by the Russian Government that...

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bookiesfriend 06.03.14 8:49am
Sinnick
Person Suffering from Strange Affliction for Many Years Suddenly Appears in News

For no apparent reason, Mrs Caldicott of Leeds has turned up out of nowhere to declare that she can't fall asleep without biting her hand until it bleeds, or something like that. She says she has...

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Schoolboy 06.03.14 8:32am
sydalg
New Health and Safety Ad Warns That Lighter Fluid Is "Not a Diet Drink" 1
Schoolboy 06.03.14 8:28am
sydalg
Bob the Builder held over Legoland threats 0
Dick Everyman 06.03.14 7:34am
Dick Everyman
Bovine porn site described as "complete and udder depravity" 0
sydalg 06.03.14 6:08am
sydalg
Chris Smith regrets choosing Simon and Garfunkel album for Desert Islands Discs

A Bridge over Bridgewater's Troubled Waters ?...

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DorsetBoy 06.03.14 3:46am
DorsetBoy
Radio DJ Tries To Be Witty and Plays "Money, Money, Money" Based on News Story 0
Schoolboy 06.03.14 1:37am
Schoolboy
Russia Denies Existence of Pole Vault, But Admit Having a Ukrainian Vault

More Soon. Nearly works, I guess...

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Schoolboy 06.03.14 1:15am
Schoolboy
BBC Heard Screaming in The Bathroom as David Cameron Fired His Weapon 2
Schoolboy 06.03.14 1:12am
Schoolboy
Money to be poured down Somerset drains to avoid future flooding.

An influential advisory body on flood control has concluded that the most cost effective way to avoid a repeat of this years watery problems in Somerset is simply to pour money down the drain. The...

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spoole2112 06.03.14 1:12am
spoole2112
David Cameron's Back Injury Diagnosed as "Spinelessness" 0
Schoolboy 06.03.14 12:53am
Schoolboy
Promised UKIP Drinking Session in Guinness Factory Halted Due to Admin Issues 0
Schoolboy 06.03.14 12:44am
Schoolboy
UKIP pick 'What does the Fox Say' as their party anthem

In preparation for the long awaited televised debate with political heavyweight and principled statesman Nick Clegg, Nigel Farage and senior members of UKIP have addressed their minds to the most...

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fernandomando 06.03.14 12:37am
fernandomando
Ukraine to be axed as part of BBC cutbacks. Putin says it is tough but necessary 1
JoeBradley 06.03.14 12:27am
Titus
£100M? It's in Somerset and its the 'Levels' - what the fuck did they expect?

more (rain) soon...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 06.03.14 12:26am
Titus
Cameron acts to protect residents of Somerset Levels - free swimming lessons 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 06.03.14 12:06am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Government to prioritise protection of shorter people from future floods 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 06.03.14 12:05am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Footballers I'd Like To *uck...Far East Report

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP Kuala Lumpur at midnight can be a magical place. The world famous Petronas Twin Towers dominate the cityscape from miles around, but closer to the ground not far from...

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KopThis 05.03.14 11:55pm
electrelane
Scottish members of UKIP in severe existential dilemma

"Can we vote for independence from the rest of the UK AND for independence from Europe?"...

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captainscarlet 05.03.14 11:29pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Legoland to close after bricks thrown through window 0
Bigglesworth 05.03.14 11:09pm
Bigglesworth
Those UK sanctions against Russia in full. 11
electrelane 05.03.14 10:47pm
sunbeam
Blair emails reveal offers to help Saville, Huntley and Hindley

After messages from Tony Blair offering help and support to Rebecca Brooks when it was disclosed that the NOTW hacked the phone of murdered schoolgirl Milly Dowler were read out in court, it was also...

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sunbeam 05.03.14 10:33pm
sunbeam
Dyslexic paleontologist who thought dodo extinct surprised by lover in bedroom

more sooooon, more, more, more!!!!...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 05.03.14 10:31pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Cameron compares Scotland to Ukraine and threatens to "do a Putin"

Today at PMQ's in the commons, The Prime Minister of southern England, David Cameron responded to a question about possible Scottish independence by saying that English troops would be deployed to...

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sunbeam 05.03.14 10:14pm
Titus
DEFRA Apologises over Bodger Typo

After the killing of an acknowledged inept DIY enthusiast in a Torquay B&Q today, hot on the heels of two similar killings in a Homebase and a Wickes last week, DEFRA have withdrawn their cull...

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throngsman 05.03.14 10:06pm
Titus
Isle of Wight to get BBC3 2
Psycadelic Squirrel 05.03.14 10:04pm
Titus
M25 To Add Parking Bays For Commuters To Pull Over & Bawl Their Eyes Out 0
Schoolboy 05.03.14 9:58pm
Schoolboy
Coronation St car hits 150mph after mechanic sneezes into carburettor 0
sydalg 05.03.14 9:37pm
sydalg