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Audit Commission says a bank scam has cost taxpayers an estimated £1 trillion 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Owners of elephant kept in Peterborough to be charged with cruelty 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sacha Baron Cohen announces current series of ‘Berlusconi’ will be the last 13
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen has confirmed that he is set to ‘retire’ his long-running Silvio Berlusconi character at the end of the current series. Silvio is Cohen’s oldest surviving character,...

Vocoder technology adds gravitas to young 'wannabe' MPs 5
3 years

The world of politics is an alluring one to most young people - a glamorous world, full of fame, second homes and undisclosed incomes. To make it in this world there are certain skills required - a...

National treasures to be kept under lock and key at the Tower of London 0
simonjmr 3 years

Bad news for Stephen Fry, Jools Holland and Paul McCartney. More soon...

Murdoch unaware of "wide hacking" but knew of "specific hacking" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Export of Spearmint Rhino to West Africa as Western black rhino declared extinct 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Every little bit helps to re-establish Spearmint Rhino in West AFrica" More soon...

James Murdoch prepares escape-proof bag and agoraphobic cat 1
apepper 3 years

In preparing for his appearance before a Westminster committee, News International chairman, James Murdoch has procured an armoured bag and found a cat with a morbid fear of the outdoors. "I feel...

OXO shareholders lose everything as stock market crumbles. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 3 years
Student Protests deemed 'massive let down' by Police 0
ndbrown123 3 years

Scotland Yard has released a statement this morning stating their huge disappointment over the student protests. Over 4000 police officers were present yesterday with authority to deploy 'baton...

Poppy Appeal bosses plan "most ambitious guilt trip ever" 11
Mr Target 3 years

Poppy appeal bosses were today locked in behind-closed-door meetings, rumoured to be planning their most contrived, yet undeniably righteous, guilt-trip publicity stunt ever, say sources, as the...

Oscar statue quits as Acadamy Award 0
simonjmr 3 years
Rick Perry told to 'go home to Texas', but he 'can't remember where it is...Oops 0
JD 3 years
'Judge me on my music,' says Bieber. 'Er, on second thoughts...' 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Mother uncomfortable with watching violent movies buys new armchair 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Dawn French weight loss - house prices unaffected says Mail 0
nickb 3 years
Mike Ashley to be renamed "Cunty McFuckface." 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Tevez flees before UK border control improves 0
CJWorkman 3 years

Carlos Tevez has further embarrassed himself by missing training to escape the country before the border control row results in more attention given to those entering and fleeing the UK., Manchester...

Daniel Radcliffe demands equal surveillance with grown-ups 8
Clarky 3 years

‘I’m 47,’ complained the Harry Potter star, ‘yet those News of the World scumbags followed my parents around looking for scandal, as if I was a little kid with no secrets worth revealing....

EastEnders fans demand .cotton domain name 2
Mathna 3 years

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BBC website crashes as disappointed readers view 'topples hotel' story 0
button 3 years
Stock market news: Shares in Millets hit new high 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

after record tent sales...

Middle aged gangsta rappers update their beverages of choice 11
fernandomando 3 years

As gangsta rappers enter their middle age, a growing trend is being seen to mix tonic with their gin, rather than juice. Rappers are changing their drinking habits in line with their age....

Doomed Dixons Empire Strikes Back 9
witless 3 years

Dixons Retail, who advertise frequently on Watchdog, are ditching Anne Robinson as their front man and enlisting a lesser dark force, Darth Vader for their pre Christmas push. “The jackbooted, war...

Music notation cutbacks; the rest is history 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Europe has blamed smoke from the UK's firework night for the financial crisis 0
Ian Searle 3 years
New-born child to be tried for 'human rights abuses' 0
Perks 3 years

The father of new born Lilly Blossom, has announced that he will be seeking the extradition of his daughter to the European Court of Human Rights with the intention to have her tried for war crimes,...

Firework apologises for M5 Pile Up 8
jamster 3 years

Following a brief Police witch hunt, a firework has today apologised for the devastating pile up that occurred on the M5 on Friday evening. The "Star Bombs" firework from the Cosmic Display gift set...

Silvio Berlusconi’s penis to stand down at next election 2
Long Distance Clara 3 years

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi announced yesterday that after more than 20 years in frontline duty, his penis would be standing down from public office. ‘My right honourable member has...

Man arrested for not wearing a poppy 0
Clarky 3 years

A 37 year old Brighton man was held overnight by police yesterday after being arrested for not wearing a Remembrance Day poppy. Do you see what I did there???...