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Google Glasses - "would have" detected Savile

In a claim that will once more open up the privacy debate, Google have declared that their innovative glasses could have helped police in identifying celebratory perverts. While originally designed...

Wrenfoe 08.05.13 7:13am
Jimmy Tarbrushed

Many more soon...

beau-jolly 08.05.13 7:08am
Neighbours of Serial Killer 'always expected that was exactly what he was up to'

Neighbours of the notorious Bransgore County Slasher; Ed Jakes, who was captured at the weekend, told reporters that uncovering Jakes sort of hidden activity was both in keeping with his character...

thisisall1word 08.05.13 6:35am
Big Ben to go digital

The House of Commons today voted in favour of replacing the clock faces of the Palace of Westminster with digital versions. "We are well accustomed to seeing photographic portraits of our political...

Our Political Correspondent 08.05.13 2:03am
Our Political Correspondent
Boomerang startles meringue 6
nickb 07.05.13 10:43pm
Richard is my real name says Wrenfoe
Coalition to explore Ohio imprisonment system in cost saving analysis 0
Dick Everyman 07.05.13 10:38pm
Dick Everyman
Tarby announces new tour date - Stevenage 16 1
LensCap 07.05.13 10:38pm
Richard is my real name says Wrenfoe
World's first printed gun available for only £12.50 (magazine refills at £25 ea) 2
LensCap 07.05.13 10:29pm
Embarrassment as apprentice receptionist forgets her lines. More soon

Lord sugar will.oh fuck what was it?...

JoeBradley 07.05.13 9:50pm
Exhuming Saville "just opening a giant can of worms" claims Yewtree detective 3
simonjmr 07.05.13 9:02pm
Far-right musical theatre company accused of distributing Mein Kamp. 0
sredni vashta 07.05.13 7:43pm
sredni vashta
As news series of 'The Apprentice' begins

Lord Sugar admits he's trying to find someone who will actually continue to work with him for over a year...

Smart Alex 07.05.13 7:19pm
Smart Alex
Helen Mirren steps in to cover Commonwealth meeting. 2
weematt 07.05.13 6:47pm
Lenny Bee
Steven Gerrard to have shoulder surgery: chip to be removed 0
Sinnick 07.05.13 6:32pm
Kylie has wardrobe malfunction - door comes off hinges

No more soon, sadly...

John Wiltshire 07.05.13 6:04pm
Tarbuck arrested. Geoffrey Wheeler asked "What are the odds?" More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 07.05.13 5:40pm
Government to announce OBE amnesty 2
bonjonelson 07.05.13 5:33pm

Funnyman David Walliams is today celebrating the creation of his first new comedy idea in well over a decade - the creation of a human being. Following several years of peddling the same, asexual,...

Shakes McNails 07.05.13 4:53pm
Shakes McNails
UK Full Emergency Plan implemented as Sir Bruce Forsyth arrested 0
Drylaw 07.05.13 3:31pm
Jimmy Tarbuck was the fifth paedo.

More Yewtree mania soon...

MADJEZ 07.05.13 3:02pm
Tarbuck traumatised girls with call of 'Oh-ho' 1
Oxbridge 07.05.13 3:01pm
New NHS 222 phone service for second opinions

Recent criticism of the NHS 111 phone service has seen medical professionals set up a new service to offer second opinions. From next Monday, anyone unhappy with the advice they receive from 111 can...

johnnydobbo 07.05.13 2:58pm
Government to ban men over 50 from wearing embarrassing hats in public

Under the forthcoming Sartorial Standards (Male Headwear) Regulations, the government will ban men over 50 from wearing most forms of headgear in public. The Regulations will focus on the public...

John Wiltshire 07.05.13 2:09pm
Phil Collins favourite to become new Millwall manager as no Jackett required. 5
seymour totti 07.05.13 1:12pm
John Wiltshire
Operation Yewtree Latest: Roger Whittaker flees Durham Town in Police chase 0
Scronnyglonkle 07.05.13 1:09pm
National Lottery Tombola game announced

The govenrment intends on getting rid of unwanted gifts, and raise funds with a new tempting format alongside Saturday National Lottery, EuroMillions, Millionaire Raffle, Thunderball and HotPicks...

gaijintendo 07.05.13 12:33pm
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Gary Stanton 07.05.13 12:25pm
Science proves that nothing is cooler than Bill Hicks.

Physicists have now confirmed what many people have long suspected - that nothing in existence is cooler than Bill Hicks. The legendary black-clad comedian, best-known for his acerbic diatribes...

sredni vashta 07.05.13 12:13pm
sredni vashta
New NHS 000 sex therapy help line. Dial oh.... ohhh...... ohhhhh

hat tip to johnnydobbo...

weematt 07.05.13 11:33am
Man who said he wasn't being funny or nuffink lives up to his promise 0
ronseal 07.05.13 11:32am