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Man who deliberately exposed his rear end contracts painfully chapped bum..... 0
BewsNiscuit 3 years

Sore Moon....

Andrew Lansley savaged by nurse shark whilst on holiday 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Gingly Mostoma reporting...

Government spokesman says latest Vince Cable row "was only a matter of time". 0
MC One R 3 years

And it is inevitable that there will be, More soon...

Cher to release album using the music of classical composer Handel 3
Screenie 3 years

The album, which contains Cher singing lyrics to some classic Handel pieces, will be called 'Fragile' and is to be released later this year...

Simon and Garfunkel reunite, not for the money, but for Arts sake 2
virtuallywill 3 years
Shampoo boycotted as people demand real poo 2
Boarfunkel 3 years
M5 lamb theft motorist to be baa'ed 1
beau-jolly 3 years

I'll get me sheepskin coat...

Zeta-Jones feels "indifferent" following new diagnosis of tri-polar disorder 0
charlies_hat 3 years
'Despite what people say, I actually find them quite useful' 1
Pinhead 3 years

, says veteran BBC weather man, stroking his chest a few weeks after accidentally taking some hormone tablets...

Archaeologists think Viking woman should have worn a veil. 1
Ostsee 3 years
New study shows that older men prefer women 2
John Wiltshire 3 years

A new study from Trowbridge University's Department of the Bleedin' Obvious has found that most dirty old men prefer women., The head of the department, 55 year old Derek Smedley, said that the...

Mercedes the Polar Bear 'put to sleep', then executed 0
virtuallywill 3 years

no bi-polar jokes, please....

Disasters to be rated on Dad's Army Scale 3
John Wiltshire 3 years

Worldwide agreement has been reached that all future disasters, such as earthquakes, tsunamis and my wife not being able to find her keys yet again even though they're where they always are, will be...

Rooney still working out how long two match ban will last 2
virtuallywill 3 years

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Isle of Wight to get Cable 0
virtuallywill 3 years

http://images.newstatesman.com/articles/2010//20101224_vince-cable_w.jpg...

David Cameron wants every child to have the chance to lead country 0
virtuallywill 3 years

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Benghazi to send A&E doctors to assist British hospital shortfall 0
virtuallywill 3 years

similar injuries anyway...

Fox's Glacier Mint star 2
Pinhead 3 years

refutes bipolar claims...

Laurent Gbagbo forced to wear shirt unsuitable for a President. More soon. 8
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Dom Joly unmasked as Gaddafi ‘prankster’ amid fears for his mental health 1
donkey_walloppa 3 years

It has today been revealed that former comedian Dom Joly was behind footage which emerged yesterday afternoon, purportedly showing Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi touring the city of Tripoli in a...

Gadaffi's plus 1 for Royal Wedding Questioned 0
virtuallywill 3 years

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Playground equipment manufacturer see sales slide 1
virtuallywill 3 years

see-saw sales slump...

Cameron slams Oxbridge over black admissions “I’ve got one in my cabinet” 0
virtuallywill 3 years

and some others are well tanned...

Boy scouts now more likely to have first sexual experience with a girl 4
jp1885 3 years

Boy scouts are more likely to have their first sexual experience with a member of the opposite gender than any time in the last 104 years as, for the first time in its history; more girls joined the...

BNP to support "alternative beating system" 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Thug Life later...

Ging Gang Goolie's replaced by The Beaver Song, as girl scouts now in majority 3
rickwestwell 3 years
Bipolar ordeal ‘helped’ by intense media coverage says Zeta-Jones 1
jp1885 3 years
Sirk in Quystem will lead to VA Shote Vock! 2
BewsNiscuit 3 years

From your teft-handed lypist - please lake mallowances and sexcuse pelling! 30 nameless voters decided nast light to practice their vight to rote as tany mimes as possible during the rorthcoming...

"I'm Bi-Winning, Not Bi-Polar" claims Zeta Jones 2
Johnny_Mack347 3 years

In a move to capitalise on the headlines that have followed Catherine Zeta Jones' admission of being a Bi-polar sufferer, she has quickly moved to launch a state wide one woman stand up show entitled...

Bisexual man smashes GPS after it repeatedly badgers him to "continue straight" 9
Nick McCarr 3 years