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Norwegian equivalent of BBC news dept were not involved in copycat strike. 9
Basil_B 3 years

They weren't doing anything because there was no news in Norway today...

Wife wants divorce after husbands birthday gift of private no plate read K9 HAW. 0
Basil_B 3 years
NHS to offer lifesaving waterboarding treatment 4
fernandomando 3 years

The Department of Health announced today that, following George W. Bush’s comments on the benefits of waterboarding, the treatment would become an integral part of the care offered to NHS patients...

Cabal meets to decide which part of a woman’s body to fetishise next... 0
Doylem 3 years
Fashion designer hurt in bike fall for refusing to wear unfashionable helmet. 2
Basil_B 3 years

'It just so not me' quipped Vidal Solate from his hospital bed. 'Who ever designed these awful helmets needs to be locked away by the fashion police with no parole' continued the damaged stylist '...

Obama raps Israeli plans for 1,300 Jewish settler homes 2
fernandomando 3 years

President Obama stunned the world today by rapping the Israeli plans to build over 1,000 settler homes. In a 5 minute speech, the President made reference to ‘cruisin’ down the [Gaza] strip,...

Cricket Testicles "The Dog's Bollocks" say Scientists 1
De-scribe 3 years
Gulf of California sees whale of an increase in sales of sun cream 0
roybland 3 years
People urged to stop going on about Royal British Legion's record of silence 0
roybland 3 years

no more soon...

Quantitative Easing "Just a Licence to Print Money" say Critics 0
De-scribe 3 years
British Legion face autotune scandal over Rememberance single 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Of course we used autotune - have you heared David Camerons non-singing voice, bloody awful" said a spokesman for the British Legion. More soon...

Sex therapy Clinic now offers Articulated Hip replacement Surgery 0
Rowly 3 years

More positions soon...

C4 cans ‘Grand Designs’ episode where house is built on time and under budget 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Photograph wins photo competition 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Lecturers at protest rally wonder who all the young people with them are 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sainsbury’s half-year profit of £332m earns it 664m Nectar points 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Connect goes on sale on Isle of Wight 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
french label launched demented lingery 3
4ty2 3 years

for the ones who forget to close their underwear or can't cope with bra hooks. Instead of those complicated hooks they added magnetic clips. However problems occurred when the fashion models came too...

Controversial own goal fuels match-fixing suspicions... 5
Doylem 3 years

“Anyone can be unlucky enough to score an own goal, but how many players have picked up the ball in the opposition’s half, dribbled back across the half-way line and gone on a mazy run around...

Injured in insurgency work? Call Iraq abuse inquiry. No win no fee. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Cricket has world's largest testicles . Also cane, hat,spats and elephant friend 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
BBC presenter Kritian Digby who died from Plastic bag aphysixia while pleasuring 6
arrghgarry 3 years

himself ,has been declared "Wanker of the year" he beat out competition from George Bush and Tony Blair .They had to console themselves with the doubles title...

Models in therapy shocker 8
acwanaut 3 years

An undercover investigation has revealed that 8 out of 10 supermodels on the New York catwalk this season have ditched Botox in favour of Chemotherapy. With side-effects from this treatment including...

New Book enters New York best seller list "decision points "by 0
arrghgarry 3 years

the Decider ...

Predictive text assists local man with sexting, "I love you" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Poor speller caught out by summary forecast in winter. Picnic ruined. 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Bush thought water boarding was just another extreme sport 0
4ty2 3 years

to frighten the shit out of those desert rats who never seen a propper wave before. he actually asked if they could let the sharks loose to make sure they made an effort...

Chinese military buy Rolls-Royce engines as stealth bombs. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Shamed MP now clear that you can lie before and after election, but not during.. 3
deskpilot3 3 years
MI5 Claim 'Water Boarding' illegal in the UK due to hose pipe ban 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon, and a very large tip of the hat to Ronseal]...