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borednow 3 years

more period pains soon...

Health Chiefs to 'sanitize' Tour De France 7
f0zz 3 years

In the wake of a slew of horrific pile-ups at this year's flagship cycling event, concerned Health & Safety officials confirm that next year's Tour De France will take place on static flat-bed...

Professional cyclists wins ‘Campest Sports Apparel’ award for 23rd year. 0
be reasonable 3 years

This year, they had to beat off the squad of Stade Francaise rugby team and all the NFL...

Doc asks mum to be with furniture polish craving: How are your stools? 2
ronseal 3 years
BBC grudgingly concedes things other than NoTW scandal are still happening 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
The Jam to re-record 'News Of The World' as 'Phone Hacking Scum' 3
Leeboy007 3 years
‘I’ve always slept with a kangaroo head in my bed’ claims Cameron 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

David Cameron denied today that the discovery of a kangaroo head on his pillow this morning was anything to do with the wrath of a mysterious underworld figure known only as ‘M’, and was, in...

Professor Layton still unable to set video recorder 1
jp1885 3 years

Top-hatted mystery-solver extraordinaire, Professor Hershel Layton, has astounded fans of hand-hand console puzzle games by admitting that, despite his impressive track record in unravelling...

Rebekah Brooks allowed one phone hack in prison... 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Latitude to be re-named Longitude from 2012 6
Leeboy007 3 years
American man follows his dream and ends up in swimming pool full of kittens 5
ronseal 3 years

Like many Americans, New Jersey student Jim Gartner was determined to follow his dream. And now his perseverance has paid off, because yesterday he spent an eternity on a series of very tall...

Oxford students slam new Calculus course as "too derivative" 4
JohnA 3 years

More dy/dx soon...

One in three workers admits to sky diving 0
SpankyMonkey 3 years
Fashion designer Coco Chanel also invented chocolate flavoured breakfast cereal 3
Ian Searle 3 years

After a short spell as a circus clown. Not a lot of people know that!...

Barack Obama criticizes Turkey on human rights stance 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Max Mosley to take case of illegal electric dog collars to the European Court 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Delayed summer solstice due to rogue Facebook app, admits God. 0
f0zz 3 years

The Met Office was reportedly in crisis after the delayed onset of summer was finally revealed today. "We've had a call from the Vatican," Chief Meteorologist Terry Parfitt confirmed, "and the cause...

Horse Whisperer recovering after new throat lozenge prescription 0
SpankyMonkey 3 years
Sky cancels new series of 'Ross Kemp on Crooked Journalists' 0
jp1885 3 years
Women putting off childbirth get IMF warning,Dominic Straus Kahn is on the prowl 0
guffaw 3 years
Brooks set to blow lid on governments past and present with explosive memoir 0
f0zz 3 years

Crystal Tips from Alastair...

Japanese resist surrender to USA as world cup stereotype final ends in shootout 0
charlies_hat 3 years
BBC axes Mock The Week as there will be no other news, ever 0
Leeboy007 3 years
Cameron hides under duvet and sobs to Clegg 'I don't Wanna Do This Anymore' 0
Leeboy007 3 years
police to round up every ginger person in the UK for phone hacking questioning 0
Leeboy007 3 years
Sarah Brightman finally gets her heart back 0
Leeboy007 3 years

years after losing it to a starship trooper...

Tea Party suggest Lemonade stands to pay off National Debt 0
hansens-scar 3 years

Leading figures within the Tea Party movement have swung behind the idea of a nationwide drive of Lemonade stands to pay off America's $14.5 trillion debt arguing that it will break the deadlock on...

Day 28 in the House. Paul is evicted as Rebecca is called to the Inquiry Room 1
ronseal 3 years

Fans of the new reality game show, Big Browser, flocked to Wapping yesterday, to see a double eviction. First, Rebecca left under a blanket and was bundled into a police van. Then, in a dramatic...

Supercamerongoballisticmetpoliceareatrocious. More soon. 0
red 3 years

(I'm sure this could be much better)...

Sharp fall in value of Iamthestig derivatives on Newsbiscuit schtock exchange 0
Iamthestig 3 years