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Isle of Wight residents gather in Newport Town Centre to demand regime change 0
Basil_B 3 years

Disgruntled inhabitants of the Isle of Wight flowed into the Town Centre of Newport today in a middle eastern style protest to demand an end to the Gordon Brown led Labour Government., 'I've come...

Business secretary denies any involvement with Newbury Horse deaths 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Johnny Wilkinson denies arranging hooker meeting for Beckham 0
acwanaut 3 years
Colombian drug-smuggling submarine forced to surface as crack appears in hull 0
pinxit 3 years
Sarkozy admits French language a hoax after Wikileaks exposé 9
OllieP 3 years

After yesterday's Wikileaks revelations, Nicolas Sarkozy has today confirmed that the "French language" is indeed a one thousand year old hoax. The president of France revealed that what purported to...

Liam Fox 'furious' over sacking of soldiers by email... 0
be reasonable 3 years

The Defence Minister described the actions of the MOD as 'a betrayal of trust' and 'showing a complete disregard for the fact that these men have put their lives on the line for this country'. He...

Army to demoralise Taliban with emails saying they are to lose their lives 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
"Flog It" double edition special to be broadcast from Newbury this week. 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Emma Watson named style icon by Elle Desecration 0
arflaethel 3 years

Emma Watson, the actress and model has been named Whale Hunter of the Year at the Elle Style Awards, Filmgoers have seen Watson grow up in the public eye after she was cast as frizzy-haired...

equal rights for straight couples to have a civil partnership 1
4ty2 3 years

which has long been overdue according to the equality minister Mrs Featherstone. So far straight weddings have not been civilised so this would be a highly overdue amendment to the equality bill....

China’s economy now bigger than Japan’s ‘although not easy to tell them apart’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Last-minute script re-write as Egyptian protestors gather in Albert Square 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Estee Lauder launch St Valentine's Day mascara 7
John Wiltshire 3 years
Amazon pollution - Jeffrey Archer fined 3
rickwestwell 3 years
Large rat seen in Downing St, Larry the cat refuses to catch Osborne 0
simonjmr 3 years
Chaos as customer loses both feet in tragic fish spa accident. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years

Chaos reigned this morning at the End of the World Shopping Centre in Cornwall when a customer at Fishy Feet, the centre's fish doctor spa, lost both feet in a tragic nibbling accident., Dorothy...

Cameron's South Sea Bubble Moment...... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..His Big Society - or just Cameron wanting the UK to be away with the fairies...

Olympic organisers confirm first opportunity for Team GB to come 4th. 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Sacked soldiers launch coup via email 0
Mrblacker 3 years

38 Non-commissioned British Army officers have launched a bid to take control of the British Government, after they were sacked them via email. In a direct response to the message, all 38 have now...

Prince William names Adolf Hitler as his best man 7
John Wiltshire 3 years

To the surprise of some, Prince William today named Adolf Hitler as the best man for his forthcoming wedding., At a news conference, William said that Hitler will be the ideal person to have on his...

After Wayne Rooney scored the goal of his life and the season Saturday was 0
3 years

heartbroken not to be awarded a grammy...

Eric Pickles promotes his idea of Very Big Society. More weighty issues soon... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Cameron to sell Big Society on UK streets 2
simonjmr 3 years

David Cameron hopes to employ an army of Big Society advocates with the passion and conviction to promote his big idea. These advocates will be drawn from within local communities and will be the...

2 charged over the Newbury horse racing tragedy. 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Tom Hanks to address Big Society inaugural meeting. 0
be reasonable 3 years
Cameron not going to leave your doorstep until you take a Big Society pamphlet 1
jackc5755 3 years

YOU should probably just take that pamphlet or David Cameron may never leave your doorstep, it emerged today. Batting away criticisms that you were “Not interested in that sort of thing” and...

Our 'job' is a piece of absolute piss, admit actors 3
Oxbridge 3 years
Man attempting clay eating record shits a brick 0
gaijintendo 3 years
Lifestyle surveys to be graded on a scale of “Fascinating” to “Fucking Useless” 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

MORI and Gallup today announced that future surveys would be paid on the basis of “worth to mankind”. Consequently the Lifestyle sector went into apoplectic shock on a scale of Dissatisfied to...

Man charged with murder after 'all too accurate' St Valentine's Day 0
Mrblacker 3 years

West Mercia Police have confirmed that a 37 year old man has been charged with murder, after the body of a decapitated woman was discovered in Kidderminster. The woman, identified locally as Sally...