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MRS A. arrested after series of hospital deaths. 5
Ian Searle 3 years
Investigate report finds the ony one clicking on facebook ads is Mark Zuckerberg 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Claims he clicked on them by accident 100 billion times...

Ryanair profits soar as pick'n'mix introduced at checkin. 0
LostLad 3 years

some rubbish about profits soaring' Michael O'Leary grinning like a 'kid in a sweet shop', stiff penalties for going over your 100g allowancestuff like that (it's too late to write this rubbishand...

Man reads 'store in a cool place' on tin so takes it to Greenwich Village 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Met Office issues yellow snow warning - Don't eat yellow snow. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 3 years
David Jason loses knighthood after Queen catches glimpse of The Royal Bodyguard 4
jp1885 3 years
Hardworking family claims exclusive use of 'hardworking family' tag 0
roybland 3 years

A move by the hardworking Mr and Mrs Rupert Deveraux-FilbyMoore family to acquire the exclusive use of 'hardworking family' is likely to be robustly resisted by politicians. Mr and Mrs Rupert...

Concerned Japanese swordsman to become Samurai worrier 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Clegg Fans Dissapointed 0
ColS 3 years

Fans of popular TV sitcom "Last of The Summer Wine" were left disappointed at a Day Centre in Worthing, yesterday, when it received a visit by the Deputy Prime Minister., "We were hoping to see...

Genial 'Arry Redknapp to take charge at Parkhurst 0
Drylaw 3 years
Big rise in people watching daytime television threatens Big Society 0
roybland 3 years

A big rise in the number of people watching daytime television is threatening David Cameron's Big Society say government ministers. 'The Big Society can't even get off the ground,' said a...

New “irresponsibly caught” range of fish launched 9
nickb 3 years

A new brand is “angling” for attention on the supermarket shelves, a brand that captures the romance of the one that got away with the thrill of the illicit. Forbidden Fish has all the...

Robotic Inspector allowed niece and dog to solve his cases. 1
WatcherMark 3 years

There has been shock today in the policing world with the discovery that one of its top robotic detectives unknowingly allowed his niece and their dog to solve his cases. The detective, who is known...

Woman who didnt know she was pregnant gives birth to Killer Whale 1
Marko 3 years

Nurses in Blackburn were astounded yesterday when Lancashire lass Hilary Bingham, who had walked in complaining of stomach cramps, gave birth to a 3.6 metre long baby Killer Whale. Flabbergasted...

Animal smashes world land speed record 4
Marko 3 years

The world land speed record, held since 1997 by Andy Green, was well beaten in Texas yesterday by a wild dog wearing only roller skates. With an Acme jet rocket strapped to his back, Mr Wile E...

Witness for the Prosciutto just a silly sausage allege defence 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Thinner ham later...

Parisian man dumped for planning a romantic Valentine's weekend at home. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
John Terry to be stripped of his strip. 2
nickb 3 years

The prospect of former England Captain John Terry playing either in neutral coloured underwear or naked may seem a little far-fetched. But lawyers and advisers for the player says that while he can...

BBC find couple with free time for new sitcom 'Terry & Huhne' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Uselessness of facebook being hotly debated on facebook 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Suicide prevention hotline urges callers to just deactive their facebook account 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Iran defies US and continues to develop further spelling of Hummus 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

President Mahmoud Ahmedinajad rallied the Iranian nation in his latest anti-Western speech “how dare these dogs dictate the spelling of an Arab dish, there is no letter O in Hummus, brothers we...

London to introduce hi-speed walking lanes 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Huhne becomes England captain as Terry agrees to take his points. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Chocolate Orange drops Terry as sponsor 3
hughesroland 3 years

Too obvious?...

'Don't tell the groom' TV show flops 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A follow up to popular TV show ‘Don’t tell the bride’ has been cancelled after the first episode of ‘Don’t tell the groom’ failed to generate the same sort of emotional tension as the...

Barren Knights to be stripped of honours in novelty hit backlash 6
ronseal 3 years
Goodwin hoped to have been stripped of 'Fred' 0
roybland 3 years
William Roache & Stephen Fry head celeb line-up for "Strictly Dad Dancing". 0
Al McHogan 3 years

More bogling soon...

Cyclist apologises for 'obeying a red light' 15
Perks 3 years

A cyclist in Oxford has been forced to apologise for confusion caused to all other road users when he took the irresponsible decision to obey a red light. The chaos that ensued led to 3 cars being...