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Rural Policy to be outsourced to Minister's Gamekeeper. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 13.06.12 7:17pm
Al OPecia
The Ministry of Defence unveils Britain's new independent nuclear deterrent

Following recent spending cuts The Ministry of Defence unveils Britain's new independent nuclear deterrent: ...

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greigewart 13.06.12 7:11pm
dvo4fun
Labour’s ‘progressive alliance’ founders after ELP walk out of talks

The Labour Party’s latest attempts to form a new ‘progressive alliance’ are close to collapse after both Greg Lake and Carl Palmer of Emerson Lake and Palmer walked out of negotiations...

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Skylarking 13.06.12 5:43pm
Haywood Manley
Homeopathic forecaster predicts continued fine weather

Inspired by charlies_hat's earlier post...

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Haywood Manley 13.06.12 5:17pm
Haywood Manley
Leveson and Hunt weary public demand recall of Parliament 0
medici2471 13.06.12 5:00pm
medici2471
Queen's knock out for Murray shocks girlfriend 0
nostra da mouse 13.06.12 4:56pm
nostra da mouse
Narnia requests bailout

The World economic crisis has reached new heights with the fictional country of Narnia requesting a loan from the ECB. The chairman of the Narnian Central Bank explained, "The problem is we don't...

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apepper 13.06.12 4:54pm
Smart Alex
Suicidal dessert chef makes a fool of himself

.., .., .., inspired by dumbnews...

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cinquecento 13.06.12 4:49pm
Thor
World’s leading chemists set for “ultimate test” as Tour de France approaches 0
grumblechops 13.06.12 4:28pm
grumblechops
Enigma machine breaks Ministerial Code 0
dvo4fun 13.06.12 4:09pm
dvo4fun
Grabriel "Delighted" As Prog Rock To Be Decriminalised

Lovers of the concept album and 20-minute epic rock song are said to be ecstatic today, as new legislation that will see controversial music genre Progressive Rock decriminalised is to be rushed...

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Duff 13.06.12 4:07pm
dvo4fun
Salmond's bank account hacked by Observer in bid to prove Scotsman are tight.

More racial sterotypes the noo...

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MADJEZ 13.06.12 3:36pm
MADJEZ
Foot and Mouth a very real threat to Olympic opening ceremony admits Boyle 0
simonjmr 13.06.12 12:43pm
simonjmr
Cheryl Slams WAGs Class Of 2012

Pasty-munching princess of pop and nation's sweetheart, Cheryl Cole, has averted her judgly gaze from third-rate karaoke acts, and has now turned it on the England football team's current crop of...

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Duff 13.06.12 11:50am
Duff
Camerons make U-turn and return daughter to the pub

David Cameron is today defending his decision to take his daughter Nancy back to the pub where she was accidentally left at the weekend. 'I know Ed Miliband is going to say this yet another a U-turn'...

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ianslat 13.06.12 10:47am
tedweasel
Olympics opening: Track competitors unhappy with focus on field events 0
weematt 13.06.12 10:23am
weematt
Clegg confirms he "was at end of table where children sit, so to speak".

In cabinet meetings,Internationla conferences and at dinner with News International More soon...

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simonjmr 13.06.12 9:50am
simonjmr
Heinz criticised over failure to protect anonymity of sauces 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 13.06.12 9:48am
Duff
IBS sufferer Ann Rutherford passes away 0
medici2471 13.06.12 9:24am
medici2471
More Poetry Please!

O, Danny Boyle, the sheep, the sheep are grazing, To open Games, a Beatle at their side., The Budget's blown, but it will be 'amazing',, The NHS and cricket will collide., Glas'bury Tor! A giant...

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Blowsabella 13.06.12 9:02am
Blowsabella
Technology: Near field technology confirmed to be based on smell of dung 0
weematt 13.06.12 8:28am
weematt
Olympic flame torches TV licence fee 0
nostra da mouse 13.06.12 8:24am
nostra da mouse
Australian police searching for 30 year old dingo murder suspect

Australian police searching for 30 year old dingo murder suspect...

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Mark Gregory 13.06.12 7:47am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Cash-free ATM machines unveiled

The Royal Bank of Scotland is set to unveil a range of ATM cash machines that will enable UK customers to give the impression they still have money in their bank accounts., The new technology,...

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Nerys Hughes 13.06.12 7:03am
Nerys Hughes
Cameron admits to trying to leave Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub

Prime Minister David Cameron has admitted to trying to leave Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub, a railway station, two airports and a caravan. But despite his best efforts, the young minister has been...

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Nunnion Splendacular 13.06.12 6:31am
Vertically Challenged Giant
As hosepipe ban is lifted, Brits ready to water lawns as soon as rain stops 2
Perks 13.06.12 5:38am
liquidusblue
Danny Boyle to Bailout Po & Co. as eurocrisis spreads to tellytubbyland.

Posted in the chat area by mistake...

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liquidusblue 13.06.12 5:36am
liquidusblue
Engineer wins Genius award for inventing a double sided usb connector 0
Dumbnews 13.06.12 2:15am
Dumbnews
Cameramen resorting to dirty tricks to secure "Fannycam" duties at Euro final

ITV has admitted its cameramen may have been using "underhand practices" against colleagues during live broadcasts in an attempt to win themselves the right to operate the coveted "Fannycam" at this...

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grumblechops 12.06.12 10:52pm
Yikes
Osborne plans to take UK out of metric system

The recent Spanish banks bailout has yet again put the future of the Euro in doubt. It is understood that Whitehall has been working secretly in recent weeks on a plan to take the UK out of the...

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weematt 12.06.12 10:47pm
Yikes