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Police probe George Osborne lunchbox snatch

Westminster police in liaison with Parliament's sergeant-at-arms today launched an urgent inquiry to capture the person responsible for snatching George Osborne's lunchbox. The chancellor's lunchbox...

15.11.12 3:58pm
Aung San Suu Kyi “only joking” about liking Dave Lee Travis... 0
Tripod 15.11.12 2:20pm
Max Mosely offers to discipline Phillip Schofield 0
antharrison 15.11.12 1:42pm
The Seven Aggressively Aspirational Lists You Must Write - Before You Die

You are at risk of dying a miserable unfulfilled and worthless life unless you carry out some activities being advertised alongside this article, according to research. The shocking study, carried...

ronseal 15.11.12 1:36pm
Essex launch of Jimmy Choo's 'sensible winter shoe range'

Fashion designer Jimmy Choo is set to launch a range of sensible women’s shoes for the 2013 winter season. In response to a spate of broken ankles and bruised egos suffered by glamour models last...

Dick Everyman 15.11.12 12:30pm
Dick Everyman
Six backbench MPs punished over video game : Call of Duty: Three Line Whip

Six backebnch MPS have been disciplined for revealing secrets during work as paid consultants on a video game, officials say. They received reprimand letters and had half of their pay docked for two...

simonjmr 15.11.12 12:01pm
Rediscovering my glasses helped put everything in perspective, says new book 0
ronseal 15.11.12 11:55am
Xi names Xii as successor in China 0
Nick McCarr 15.11.12 11:36am
Nick McCarr
China turns to XI for new Marshal

Does Spinal Tap translate well in Chinese ?...

charlies_hat 15.11.12 11:28am
IDS to unveil new ways of measuring child poverty

Iain Duncan Smith, the work and pensions secretary, is set to unveil a new method in measuring child poverty, saying the current method of comparing relative incomes is outmoded and unhelpful. He...

johnnydobbo 15.11.12 10:23am
Public eagerly awaits Prince Harry's book on organising parties

Following the luke warm reception of Pippa Middleton's book on how to organise a celebration the publishers have switched their focus to the failed author's more regal and notorious in-law. Some...

gregle 15.11.12 10:04am
"Orphan Planet" spotted floating in space, Angelina Jolie to adopt.

..More soon...

moanygit 15.11.12 10:01am
Top US generals forced to pull out 5
Dick Everyman 15.11.12 9:12am
Dick Everyman
Revealed: Not all top MPs are child sex offenders

Newsbiscuit is in possession of a list naming top Tory, Liberal and Labour MPs who have never been involved in illegal sexual practices with children in care. The list is long and some of those...

Boutros 15.11.12 8:57am
Jordan refuses to extradite suspect to UK due to 'trial by Twitter' concerns 0
cinquecento 15.11.12 8:57am
EU calls for a month to be set aside for no charitable clauses - NOvember 0
simonjmr 15.11.12 8:52am
"Fees high? Ho hum." Says energy giant 2
Dick Everyman 15.11.12 8:31am
Ancient Mayan text finally translated as 'Great Practical Jokes Annual 2013' 0
wallster 15.11.12 8:22am
New Year's dishonours list to acknowledge 'worst and most annoying' of society

Although not officially announced until the end of next month, details of this year's dishonours list have been leaked and the list, if confirmed, includes dozens of newly minted twats, pricks, sods...

Golgo13 15.11.12 8:00am
End Poverty Alliance calls for tighter definition of Filthy Rich

Amidst fears that CEO's salary could soon be caught by current definition...

15.11.12 7:11am
PPP initiative to bring harmony to '30 days of bloody charity'

In the face of desperate public pleas to disaggregate autumn charity events so that Poppy Day, Children in Need, Movember and Halloween don't all come at once. The CEOs of the organising charities...

Squudge 14.11.12 11:38pm
INTERNET CLOSED THIS WEEKEND FOR ENGINEERING WORK The internet is to close this weekend for urgent engineering work. The shadowy committee of warlords,...

Peter749400 14.11.12 10:34pm
Israel supports European austerity protests in series of strikes

With dozens of flights suffering delays and cancelations due to anti-austerity strikes and protests across Europe, Israel has shown its support in a series of strikes of its own. The day of action...

Dick Everyman 14.11.12 10:27pm
Dick Everyman
'The Hour' to replace 'Newsnight' in late-night BBC2 slot, says Davie. 1
pinxit 14.11.12 10:07pm
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Scottish Football League to restructure all teams into one Third Division 0
TerribleTim 14.11.12 10:00pm

A four-star General, Petraeus,, Is a jolly good fellow, so say us;, His mistress’s gob, Was a blow on his job, Before he had chance to betray us...

malgor 14.11.12 9:39pm
Damion All Bran, Hairy Cornflake unveil sound art piece for radio's 100th

It was inspired by diverse but familiar sounds like the noise of Rice Krispies and John Peel jiggling his keys in his trouser pockets. Two giants of the radio and breakfast cereal world have...

CulchaVulcha 14.11.12 7:42pm
The Life of Pi 3 - "No more Pi for me" - Lee

14 November 2015., After the huge successes of “Life of Pi” and “Life of Pi 2 – The Pi of the Tiger” Ang Lee, director of “Life of Pi 3 - And a Bit more Pi”, has said that this will be...

Charnztheoriginal 14.11.12 6:26pm
Traffic warden’s camera reveals hazardous blockage

In a bizarre twist of fate a Shropshire traffic warden was given an early indication of an abnormality in his rectum. Thomas Davies, 49 was on patrol in the sleepy town of Ludlow and had just taken...

Dick Everyman 14.11.12 4:00pm
Dick Everyman
Tourettes Sufferers With Swear Boxes, To Link Up With Savings Bank......

'It's effing logical, in it!'...

Jesse Bigg 14.11.12 3:48pm