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Veils worked a treat, says Paris Jackson, "nobody would really recognise us" 0
SteveCut 3 years

"Hey, who're those kids groping around blindfolded over there?", "Well those Jackson kids wear veils and masks all the time. Maybe it's them?", "Nah! Must be some other kids in veils."...

X Factor Glossary 2
Zadok the second 3 years

*Your Keep Out ‘n Cut Guide to the Controversial Show* Waissel, [i]v[/i] – to perform in a manner very close to singing Wagner, [i]n[/i] – historical figure who, despite dividing expert...

Take That encouraged to "cover" the Two minutes silence charity single 1
virtuallywill 3 years

.and John Cage's 4'33"...

Fury at Americans over Britain's Abu-Gharaib 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

Americans are once again subject of worldwide condemnation as further allegations were made of abuse by British soldiers of prisoners at what is becoming known as the "UK's Abu Gharaib"., Asked...

MP Expelled for ‘Inciting Others to Keep Promises’ 0
De-scribe 3 years

The Conservative Party has expelled one of its backbenchers, Mr Simon Middleton-Cummings MP (Rochester and the Marshes) after a Parliamentary Commission found him guilty of “inciting Ministers to...

Mother of 4 lives in Britain's most expensive palace for 57 years rent free 12
therustler 3 years

More generations soon...

Teenagers who offered to rake pensioner's leaves raked her leaves 0
roybland 3 years

Two teenagers who approached a Midland's pensioner to offer to rake the leaves on her front lawn raked the leaves on her front lawn. Then they crossed the street and raked  the leaves on another...

Mental health concerns for Michael Jackson's children... 0
MC One R 3 years

after Paris and Prince Michael speak about their "normal dad" in a TV interview with Oprah Winfrey. "Nothing seemed out of the ordinary. He was just a regular American dad"...

Harriet Harman screws up the Labour Party after barely 5 minutes... 0
MC One R 3 years

since Red Milliband went on paternity leave...

Queen sign new music deal under which they will not produce any new music 0
MC One R 3 years
Didier Drogba suffering from same disease that Cheryl Cole had... 0
MC One R 3 years

and is accused of miming during defeat at Liverpool...

Man U's Hargreaves Not Eligible For Sickness Benefit 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Tory Social Security Minister tells him 'to get out there and play!'...

Toilet Paper Of The Year 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Bush's memoirs...

Man charged with stealing lead from the LHC. 4
Ostsee 3 years
Lightning Bolt Kills Celebrity Giraffe 1
De-scribe 3 years

The celebrity giraffe ‘Crouchy’ has been killed by a freak lightning strike., Tottenham Manager Harry Redknapp said that the Spurs squad are heartbroken following the sudden death of "playful...

Judge calls in sick to avoid Nick Griffin case. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Hooker Hartley gets called up by 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Religions to be ranked by how well their followers can take a joke... 3
Doylem 3 years

People seem to be confused by all the different faiths and creeds around the world. Which ones can you mention in casual conversation, and which ones are best avoided if you don’t to be sentenced...

UK Train overcrowding 'to get worse'. Indian Train Consultants Brought In 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Indian Railway Customer Service Experts are to be brought in to stand on British railway station platforms and educate people how they can climb onto the carriage roof and the best way to cling onto...

Bush Endorsed Sponsorship of New Torture Machine – The iRack 1
De-scribe 3 years
Koreans launch puppy appeal,in their puppies aren`t just for christmas 5
arrghgarry 3 years

they can being eaten any day of the year ,sandwiches ,on a stick or get their mommy and have a roast...

Chevron oil claim that their(bribes) lobbying has paid off to get the 0
arrghgarry 3 years

first contracts in the wild frontiers ,and looking forward to providing Dieseal fuel for everyone...

Afghan farmers launch poppy appeal: 4
ramblesnake 3 years

"Please keep off the poppies"...

Train overcrowding to get worse - we're already 4 to a shed moans Thomas 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Misprint in bill gives prisoners the right to veto 1
Andrew 3 years
Stronger statins could save lives but eating less junk food would be as good. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Results produced today by the worlds medical council revealed that a stronger form of statin could save lives by reducing the risk of heart disease. Not all experts in the field of medication agree...

Pakistani test player retires to concentrate on fixing domestic games instead 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

No doubt more soon...

LHC creates ‘mini Big Bang’ but jacket potatoes still not done in the middle 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

Swizz Roll...

Al-Qaeda claim terrorist atrocities may have prevented more political memoirs. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

More soon in the shops for Christmas...

Prince opens animal field of remembrance - purple poppies for heroic animals 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years