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Fabio Capello Speaks To Italian Media 0
mr blue 3 years

To criticise his own resignation...

‘God looks like Bagpuss’ says Archangel Dave 2
Immunis 3 years

We are proud to present the world’s exclusive first interview with the Archangel Dave since his descent from Heaven last week. Immunis: So Dave why are you on Earth?, Dave: It’s a bit of market...

King Kong bemoans lack of ‘giant ape friendly’ public buildings 18
3 years

Hollywood legend King Kong has angrily hit out at the lack of provisions being made for giant apes in modern society. The 25 foot-tall movie icon believes that the continued failure to cater for...

New social network just submits your profile to every other social network 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Store robber threatens owner with a negative online review 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Released Killer Whale sues for loss of earnings 4
Immunis 3 years

Clyde the killer whale released by the Florida Marine Park after 2 years of campaigning by protesters, is now suing Greenpeace for loss of earnings and undue stress. Clyde was wistful when we spoke...

'Employee Of The Month' turns down 'generous £50 bonus' 9
Perks 3 years

Receptionist and Peter Paperclip PLC's 'Employee Of The Month' for January Sarah Hannigan, has publicly announced her decision to turn down the cash bonus that comes with the aforementioned accolade....

Man utters bureaucratically untenable opinion and resigns in same sentence 0
kga6 3 years
Italian General waves white flag following court martial of trusted Captain 1
markbuontempo 3 years
Redknapp would consider England job for cash in 'and no questions like. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
New TV show ‘Man v Booze’ slammed as irresponsible 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A spin-off from popular TV show ‘Man v Food’ has been branded ‘irresponsible and dangerous’ by health advisers. ‘Man v Booze’ premiered on Dave last week, in between repeats of Top Gear...

Sepp Blatter and FIFA endorse Harry Redknapp as the next England manager 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Football fans angry as FA announce 'Capello re-signs' 0
Perks 3 years
America's got talent features man fiting tent back into its original bag 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Meet Spunky – UK Sea Fun Centre’s first sperm whale! 0
nickb 3 years

He weighs 52000 Kilos and he’s 19 metres long and thousands of kids will be shouting “We want Spunk!” when the UK’s first captive sperm whale appears at Southport’s Sea Fun centre. Many...

Mattel expands into Islamic extremist market with new Barbie blow-up doll 26
Qoxiivi 3 years

Popular toy manufacturer, Mattel, is expanding into the hard-to-crack Islamic extremist market with a new exploding version of their flagship doll, Barbie. The new doll has already caused buying...

Mother of 15lb Chinese baby embarks on new career as garage 1
pere floza 3 years
Sky diver who jumped from space 'still up there' 19
3 years

A sky diver attempting to jump to Earth from space should have concentrated harder during Physics lessons, according to experts. Jim Howell thought a leap from space would be a natural progression...

Racist says he could move abroad for much better money 2
ronseal 3 years
42 dead, 6 injured in clown car explosion 2
gaijintendo 3 years

morning all!...

Blofeld says hollowed-out Falklands volcano is 'Grand Design' not militarisation 0
cinquecento 3 years
Redknapp slams officials for not giving a penalty 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Argentina threatens military action as UK offers Isle of Wight instead 1
ianslat 3 years

Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner has today reacted angrily to Foreign Secretary William Hague’s announcement that the UK intends to keep the Falklands but give Argentina the Isle...

Masterchef judges 'need bath' 2
3 years
Luton based mineral water supplier to TM 'Arab Spring' name 0
MagnusOpum 3 years
UN confounded by Argentinian anger at Twitter speed camera issues... 0
MagnusOpum 3 years

in Mercosur mix-up...

New academy to open to give professional footballers the essential 3 R's 0
simonjmr 3 years

Rape, Racism and Rogering your brother's wife / wife's sister More soon...

Mass evacuation after LUSH store goes into partial meltdown 8
Skylarking 3 years, [center][i]Cross section of cheekily suggestive-looking LUSH Valentines bath bomb[/i][/center]...

Woman spends £1m with Levi's trying to create her own jean pool 2
Perks 3 years
UK deport deficit renews concerns of boom and bust 0
cinquecento 3 years