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Political chameleon Miliband to dazzle conference by repeatedly changing colour 6
Gary Stanton 3 years

Ed Miliband will take on the mantle of political chameleon in a closing speech to the party conference later this week by adapting the colour of his skin to appeal to all shades of the electorate....

Farmer asks Rihanna to 'cover her assets' 13
Screenie 3 years

Baabadian singer, Rihanna, has been asked to 'cover up her ass' by a farmer who's field she was using to shoot one of her latest crop of videos. 'I'm not sure what would a tractor to my fields in...

Whiteboard markers to be banned due to non compliance with equal opportunities 0
Basil_B 3 years
Fencing company announces loss of 3000 posts 5
bonjonelson 3 years
Basildon Council seek to evict illegal time travellers 0
grottymonty 3 years

Worth expanding or yesterday's news?...

More jobs bad news: Sharp fall in vacancies in the hotel industry 0
grottymonty 3 years
Wooden garden building manufacturer to shed workers 5
spoole2112 3 years
Customers' Facebook accounts hacked in coffee shop are victims of Frapeccino 0
simonjmr 3 years
Labour propose to restrict fat cat bankers with Gastric Milibands. 1
spoole2112 3 years

Less later...

Business strikingly similar to show business discovered 2
nickb 3 years

Almost everything about it is appealing...

Disney to build Eurozone rollercoaster and Tax dodgems in Peston world 0
simonjmr 3 years
Use of the whip to be 'strictly limited' in Domestic Violence says Ken Clarke 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Ageing clairvoyant said the future is not what it used to be 0
RJWinter 3 years
No pun in ten did impress comedy writer 0
RJWinter 3 years

more soon. (Jumped on the pun boat)...

Max Mosley to campaign for Formula 1 drivers to have whips 0
Gary Baldy 3 years

In an exclusive interview, Mr Mosley suggested that if Formula 1 adopted these whips, many opportunities would open up. He predicted that company’s like Red Bull could have spin-off products such...

NATO to Replace boots with flip-flops for all infantry units 0
Tom55 3 years

Press release: General McCarthy, from the NATO statistical analysis unit, confirmed today that all Infantry units will be wearing flip-flops from 2012, "When you run the numbers it is obvious: Korea...

BBC licence fee payers boycott Ferguson interview 0
Gary Baldy 3 years

A storm is gathering amongst people who can string several words together asking for these prima donnas to be removed from the BBC. They are asking the corporation to use the valuable airtime more...

Have you tried Bubblepants? 0
Fly 3 years

Bubblepants for men and women from Anne Summers,pull on your snug fitting rubber Bubblepants,pour in 18 litres of warm water and half a bottle of Fairy washing up liquid,and watch your Bubblepants...

Everyone massively exaggerates all the time, says pivotal research project 0
SpankyMonkey 3 years
Teenage boy still searching for elusive 'porn star' girlfriend 1
simonjmr 3 years

"They aren't at all like the girls on the internet, ready to get at it at the drop of a hat, all they seem to be interested in is shopping, clothes and slagging that girl off from 4b. Though I'd love...

University of Wolverhampton to pay students to study there. 0
allmyownstunts 3 years
Ed Milliband to get new plasticene head for Conference speech 0
simonjmr 3 years
Fathers for justice my hairy arse! 0
Fly 3 years

Where were you when I needed you Par?On a roof dressed as Batman thats never even sent me a birthday card.Mum was right your a bastard..I HATE YOU...

Council's plans to improve roadside drainage ditched 0
greg various 3 years
Recession news: Sex industry to lose 3000 positions. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Toilet paper costs slashed in Navy jobs cut 0
witless 3 years

Andrex shares down the pan...

Dale Farm residents apply for UN Recognition. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years

Richard Sheridan leader of the Dale Farm Travellers' Association has submitted a bid to the United Nations for recognition of the independent state of Dalefarmia. The UN General Assembly applauded...

Berlusconi 'underage sex payment' shock "I've never paid for it" claims Pop 2
dvo4fun 3 years

No more soon I hope...

Saudi women granted right to back-seat drive 13
Mary Evans 3 years

In a move that has stunned the international community, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has announced that from 2026, women will be given the same freedom to criticise their drivers as their Western...

Snopes to start charging for debunking urban legends 9
bonjonelson 3 years

Snopes, the website famous for debunking internet myths and urban legends, will start charging for access next week based on a new payment model that allows them to take money directly from your ISP...