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6'7" immigrant found waving large sword avoids deportation citing He-man rights 3
m4x 20.02.14 12:40pm
Bowie thrilled with consecutive Brits win following 10,950 day trip in space 0
m4x 20.02.14 12:22pm
French baker with broken leg crosses pain threshold by running in to work 0
m4x 20.02.14 12:05pm
Short men to be given compulsory leg extensions on NHS as pub aggression worsens 0
m4x 20.02.14 11:41am
Farage must make his mind up, says Cameron, as Ukraine fights for EU membership 0
m4x 20.02.14 10:20am
Cameron - 'The poor simply refuse to eat' 0
Electrelane 20.02.14 10:04am
Brown's warning on Old Age Pensions "not really that relevant " to Scots

Thanks Sinnick...

Scots Al 20.02.14 9:39am
Sinkhole opens up in Katie Hopkins face

A five inch sinkhole has today been discovered just above the chin and below the nose of shock pundit Katie Hopkins. As yet, no-one is available for comment - except Hopkins...

Milo Shame 20.02.14 9:07am
Decrease in Unemployment Reverses Negative Swing

Detractors of the confusing use of double negatives refuse to back down from their previous position, despite pressure from pessimists to reduce the void in their perceived state of denial...

Guillermo De Snookio 20.02.14 8:39am
Guillermo De Snookio
Fears grow for Cara Delevigne after photo blackout reaches second day

Worries fans are bombarding twitter with the hashtag #helpfindcara after she has failed to appear in a photo news story in the press for two consecutive days., The previously ubiquitous...

NewBiscuit 20.02.14 8:33am
Brits overrun waiting for Bowie to negotiate steps to stage with zimmer 1
irreverendJ 20.02.14 8:26am
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Fukushima residents disappointed not to have developed superpowers 0
Smart Alex 20.02.14 8:15am
Smart Alex
New Google LiveView maps let you wave at yourself 0
Dumbnews 20.02.14 6:51am
Alex Salmond said to be mildly pleased with recent Independence polling

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camz 20.02.14 5:40am
Assisted dying organisation launches Dignitasty Meat Pies 0
sydalg 20.02.14 12:25am
Would-Be Smoker In Car Asks Child Passenger "Are We Nearly There Yet?" 10
Titus 19.02.14 10:43pm
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Bowie wins 'Most Promising Newcomer' Brits Award 0
custard cream 19.02.14 10:11pm
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"And you'll have to get your own Clubcard", Cameron tells Salmond. 0
custard cream 19.02.14 10:10pm
custard cream
Sczcesny mistakes referee for Ozil, makes offensive gesture 0
GingerClive 19.02.14 9:13pm
Executive on LinkedIn keeps posting his action items for status updates 0
Dumbnews 19.02.14 8:56pm
Man sees psychiatrist to help him quit seeing psychiatrists 0
Dumbnews 19.02.14 8:28pm
Blair advised Brooks to invade the Daily Mail, claims witness. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.02.14 8:22pm
Curling to be replaced by more interesting Olympics event - watching paint dry

More spectator-friendly sports soon...

Smart Alex 19.02.14 7:38pm
Smart Alex
Pussy whipped by the Cossacks.

Strange but, unfortunately, true.

Al OPecia 19.02.14 7:28pm
Al OPecia
Glut of "nearly new" canoes appear on ebay

More soon (Edit - damn. That shoulda been : 'Ebay flooded with "nearly new" canoes')...

NewBiscuit 19.02.14 7:21pm
Al OPecia
99p Store stock flotation expected to undercut Poundland IPO by 1% 2
johnnydobbo 19.02.14 7:21pm
Al OPecia
‘High road/low road’ quandary set to decide Scottish referendum... 0
Tripod 19.02.14 7:00pm
Salmond delighted that an independent Scotland can enter Eurovision song contest 0
deskpilot3 19.02.14 6:46pm
Salmond attacks "Lord Snooty" and has a go at Bash Street's Fatty

Alex Salmond has broadened his attack on the "no" campaign to fictional children. Criticising Lord Snooty's intelligence he went on to slam Fatty as a "dangerously obese". Snooty, 10, was unavailable...

apepper 19.02.14 6:36pm
Middle East Convoy still hard at work

Rest assured nervous world, progress continues at its usual pace...

Robert Koch 19.02.14 5:30pm
Robert Koch