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Jeremy Clarkson is “carrying the seeds of his own destruction” 5
nickb 3 years He is a man more associated with horsepower than horticulture. But in a tersely worded statement, Jeremy Clarkson...

Cameron comments on Capello 'resignation'. Oh hang on... he really did, you say? 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More bollocks soon...

Redknapp appointed England Manager after friendlies arranged in Monaco and BVI 0
grottymonty 3 years

More tax haven friendlies soon...

Rosie the Dog to stand in as England manager till May 0
Drylaw 3 years
Buy a cage or we'll take the canary - RSPCA warns Auntie Mary. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Girl on the platform supports proposed law against stalking 0
pere floza 3 years
"South of the river" found gulty of taxi evasion 3
apepper 3 years

The area of London south of the river was today found guilty of evading taxis. Previously, many people thought that taxi drivers were to blame, but in a landmark judgement, it was confirmed the the...

Trevor Philips is appointed as Manager of England football team. 0
Ian 3 years

Trevor Philips is appointed as Manager of England football team...

Facebook implements new privacy setting, "My gender only" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
America's got talent features man using slow computer without swearing 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Police seek ukelele player over train station rapes 0
hughesroland 3 years

More to come when I have the energy...

CERN staff prove you can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter 0
hughesroland 3 years
Fabio Capello Speaks To Italian Media 0
mr blue 3 years

To criticise his own resignation...

‘God looks like Bagpuss’ says Archangel Dave 2
Immunis 3 years

We are proud to present the world’s exclusive first interview with the Archangel Dave since his descent from Heaven last week. Immunis: So Dave why are you on Earth?, Dave: It’s a bit of market...

King Kong bemoans lack of ‘giant ape friendly’ public buildings 18
3 years

Hollywood legend King Kong has angrily hit out at the lack of provisions being made for giant apes in modern society. The 25 foot-tall movie icon believes that the continued failure to cater for...

New social network just submits your profile to every other social network 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Store robber threatens owner with a negative online review 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Released Killer Whale sues for loss of earnings 4
Immunis 3 years

Clyde the killer whale released by the Florida Marine Park after 2 years of campaigning by protesters, is now suing Greenpeace for loss of earnings and undue stress. Clyde was wistful when we spoke...

'Employee Of The Month' turns down 'generous £50 bonus' 9
Perks 3 years

Receptionist and Peter Paperclip PLC's 'Employee Of The Month' for January Sarah Hannigan, has publicly announced her decision to turn down the cash bonus that comes with the aforementioned accolade....

Man utters bureaucratically untenable opinion and resigns in same sentence 0
kga6 3 years
Italian General waves white flag following court martial of trusted Captain 1
markbuontempo 3 years
Redknapp would consider England job for cash in 'and no questions like. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
New TV show ‘Man v Booze’ slammed as irresponsible 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A spin-off from popular TV show ‘Man v Food’ has been branded ‘irresponsible and dangerous’ by health advisers. ‘Man v Booze’ premiered on Dave last week, in between repeats of Top Gear...

Sepp Blatter and FIFA endorse Harry Redknapp as the next England manager 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Football fans angry as FA announce 'Capello re-signs' 0
Perks 3 years
America's got talent features man fiting tent back into its original bag 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Meet Spunky – UK Sea Fun Centre’s first sperm whale! 0
nickb 3 years

He weighs 52000 Kilos and he’s 19 metres long and thousands of kids will be shouting “We want Spunk!” when the UK’s first captive sperm whale appears at Southport’s Sea Fun centre. Many...

Mattel expands into Islamic extremist market with new Barbie blow-up doll 26
Qoxiivi 3 years

Popular toy manufacturer, Mattel, is expanding into the hard-to-crack Islamic extremist market with a new exploding version of their flagship doll, Barbie. The new doll has already caused buying...

Mother of 15lb Chinese baby embarks on new career as garage 1
pere floza 3 years
Sky diver who jumped from space 'still up there' 19
3 years

A sky diver attempting to jump to Earth from space should have concentrated harder during Physics lessons, according to experts. Jim Howell thought a leap from space would be a natural progression...