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Beau Geste remake 'Je serai de retour' hits French cinemas 1
Ironduke 3 years

Hero of the French Foreign Legion returns to the desert for one final job...

Retarded schoolkid held back for being behind 0
OldThingy 3 years

Out to lunchback later....

Thought for the Day -Nuclear Crisis 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Its important not to be an over reactor...

Fee-Fo-Fum Giants enforce no Fi zone. 0
malgor 3 years
Athlete enters nose to run in 2012 Olympics 0
OldThingy 3 years

He’s hoping he doesn’t blow it in training...

James Corden dismayed at no-pie zone... 1
be reasonable 3 years

here we go...

Internet regulator agrees to porn domain ".cum". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
New American domain: ".XXXL" 0
beau-jolly 3 years

More please...

Nick Clegg angered by no-lie zone... 0
be reasonable 3 years
George Michael shamlessly uses Comic Relief as music video vehicle 3
CupidStunt 3 years

The BBC admits they were held under contractual obligation to plug George Michael's new video. A spokesperson for the BBC and Comic relief stated; "He had me over a barrel. What could I do?" The BBC...

EU to approve space station 2020 but still prefer grand theft auto on PS3. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Tonights television viewers are looking forward to relief from comic night 0
Basil_B 3 years
Visually impaired man confuses super moon with Sophie Ellis-Bexter 0
CupidStunt 3 years

The visually impaired man from Stoke was said to be completely disorientated when faced with a picture of the pop princess and a satellite image of the largest moon since 1991...

Katie Price can no longer claim biggest as 200ft crack appears in Town street. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Retail therapy ended with something unexpected in bagging area - probe 0
ronseal 3 years
Charlie - Tiger Blood - Sheen to be the new face of Kellogg's Frosties 0
ronseal 3 years
French forces can be ready to surrender to Libyans within hours says Sarkozy. 3
MADJEZ 3 years
Trading Standards sue Comic Relief 0
antharrison 3 years

Bore sooner than expected...

Disappointment as Lenny Henry fails to combust when fire walking 2
antharrison 3 years
Len Goodman surprisingly rates Japanese reactor severity as "Seven" 0
antharrison 3 years
Sudan Refugees Seek 'No Fly Zone' 0
spiraldrain 3 years

"These flies are getting really annoying" said Omar bin Jamali...

Comic Needs Relief In Children - viewers disgusted. 0
spiraldrain 3 years
Mel Gibson to play Dennis the Menace 2
jp1885 3 years

Fresh from its 50th anniversary celebrations, it has been announced that Beano comic strip Dennis the Menace is to get the Hollywood treatment – directed by and starring actor and filmmaker Mel...

Brothers jailed for Lapland theme park con are to be free in time for christmas. 1
VictorMeldrew 3 years
Fire walker Lenny Henry can't believe he said "F*ck" on live TV 0
antharrison 3 years

Unfair really as 20 million viewers said it when he appeared...

Osborne "Lapland theme park looked too plush" 0
antharrison 3 years
Dawn French and Aled Jones to have full frontal sex on top of a mud hut. 5
CupidStunt 3 years

Has Comic Relief gone too far?...

Ninjas 'shamefully underrepresented' in British television drama, report finds 4
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

The ninja community is 'drastically underrepresented' in almost all television drama, according to a report by the Equality and Human Rights Commission. The Commission's damning report, They Do It...

UN Resolution Mix Up Helicopters to Dump Water on Gaddafi 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

In a mix up of the Libyan and Japanese Nuclear crisis the UN passed a resolution to dump water on 'toxic' Gaddafi. Russia and China abstained...

Royal Wedding 'too white' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Multiculturalists say Royal wedding is 'too white' and 'Christian' and demand it be more representative. Organisers did point out that the couple would be living on State benefits and thus shared a...