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Anyone born before 1980 to be classified as Paedophile

Described as a scorched earth policy the Criminal Prosecution Service has decided to re-classify anyone born before 1980s from their current status of ‘suspected Paedo’ to the new one of...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 16.04.13 1:22pm
Audible Minority
Jeremy Clarkson's car recalled over faulty windbag problem. 7
sigmund 16.04.13 1:09pm
Titus
Left-wing media to celebrate end of Thatcher era with Thatcher-free front page

more one day...

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Audible Minority 16.04.13 12:54pm
Audible Minority
Rugby player turned down for one-night stand because of ‘dirty tackle’... 0
Tripod 16.04.13 12:40pm
Tripod
Handbag Swung From Coffin Strikes Slightly-Out-Of-Step Soldier 3
Titus 16.04.13 12:31pm
sigmund
60s music critic slams Doors

More to follow...

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apepper 16.04.13 11:52am
Titus
Facebook appeal gets 4 billion likes for Justin Bieber's state funeral

. . . next Wednesday...

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Audible Minority 16.04.13 11:52am
Audible Minority
How I won the Masters. Adam Scott confirms "by taking less swings than everyone" 0
simonjmr 16.04.13 11:43am
simonjmr
Statefuneralometer to be used for cost comparison on all government spending

From May 1st all government spending will be compared against the chancellors handy ‘Statefuneralometer’ in an effort to make it look like we are not spending as much money on vast, unnecessary,...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 16.04.13 11:01am
theinvisiblecitychannels
Health & Safety officers make surprise visit to Chris Donald's office.

Very tenuous Neat-o...

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Idiot 16.04.13 10:20am
Idiot
Extreme wing of the The Idler blamed for Boston attacks

More soon, if they can be bothered...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 16.04.13 9:40am
blacklesbianandproudofit
TONY BLAIR DEAD!

David Cameron today responded to the death of former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair, who threw himself off Nelson’s Column last night in a bid to try to deflect attention from Margaret...

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Reg Herring 16.04.13 9:15am
Reg Herring
"Hive Is

divided" over plans to introduce a new, highly conspicuous yellow-and-black striped protective uniform for all its workers, reports our apiculture correspondent Annie Tow. "Many of us prefered the...

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Titus 16.04.13 8:42am
Titus
Obama: "Can We Assess PM Thatcher's Period In Office? Yes, Wiccan." 0
Titus 16.04.13 8:28am
Titus
Joan Bakewell declared: crumpet for the man who can now only think about it 0
Lucy4 16.04.13 7:42am
Lucy4
TONY BLAIR DEAD!

David Cameron today responded to the death of former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair, who threw himself of Nelson’s Column last night in a bid to try to deflect attention from Margaret...

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Reg Herring 16.04.13 7:07am
Reg Herring
MoD to counter friendly fire problem with issue of hi-viz camouflage 3
AdrianJ 16.04.13 6:32am
Titus
Big Beasts of Tory Party ‘dangerously close to extinction’

The death of the last surviving Thatcher, once considered the most fearsome of all the big Tory Beasts has put renewed focus on the dwindling numbers of Tories who once roamed freely through the...

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TheNewsWalrus 16.04.13 6:19am
dvo4fun
First users to comment on Boston bomb story hailed as heros 0
Dumbnews 16.04.13 4:19am
Dumbnews
Snickers extremists blamed for bomb attack. 0
sredni vashta 16.04.13 12:10am
sredni vashta
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a bomb is a good guy with a bomb 0
Hooch 15.04.13 11:01pm
Hooch
Anne Frank confirmed to be Austin Mahone fan 0
Hooch 15.04.13 10:59pm
Hooch
"Cautiously optimistic" lawyers welcome Boston attacks

Senior partners at Tweed Malone, the solicitors who represent the acclaimed writer and director, Chris Morris, were today reported to have booked a number of expensive holidays over the next year in...

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jamsieoconnor 15.04.13 10:55pm
reforse
Swiss-educated Kim Jong-Un yodels "It's waaaaaaaar!!!" 0
sydalg 15.04.13 10:41pm
sydalg
Concern Over Increase In Puppy Farming In Afghanistan

A report from our slightly deaf correspondent...

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Titus 15.04.13 9:41pm
Titus
UN urges Afghan farmers to start Methadone production 0
dvo4fun 15.04.13 9:29pm
dvo4fun
The future is bright; the future is Hi Viz orange.

After research by the European Institute of Transportation and the Bleeding Obvious in Brussels revealed drivers were five times more likely to be involved in a serious accident if their car was...

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godly1966 15.04.13 9:25pm
Titus
Millwall FC to segregate home fans

Following the successful segregation of home and away fans, which has prevented trouble at football matches for a number of years; Millwall FC has today announced, in response to the violence at...

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LensCap 15.04.13 9:19pm
Titus
Meryl Streep to play Thatcher on Wednesday

The world of entertainment is a-fire tonight with the rumours that Meryl Streep is tipped to star in her most challenging role yet, in an epic £10M production with a cast of thousands. The audience...

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Squudge 15.04.13 9:03pm
Squudge
Big Ben should strike during Thatcher funeral, says union leader. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.04.13 8:07pm
dominic_mcg