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Shoe repair shop defies laws of physics by not offering key cutting service. 0
dandare70 22.03.12 10:11am
dandare70
It was a perfectly legal business practice says accountant for East Africa Co

A slave trader from the Royal Africa Company has hit out at critics who questioned the morality of his offshore wage avoidance scheme. "Can I just remind you that it was a perfectly legal way of...

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ronseal 22.03.12 9:34am
Golgo13
New Coalition website launched- moneygrabbingbastards.com

Surely I must have seen this before somewhere...

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weematt 22.03.12 8:56am
weematt
Budget: Returning millionaires to create mansion shortage.

Thousands of millionaires returning to the UK after the budget give away by Chancellor Osborne are almost certain to cause a shortage of suitable mansions. This has been forecast on the Lucky Bee web...

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weematt 22.03.12 8:52am
weematt
Local man who saw only one film last year now pretty sure it was the wrong one

Despite a very specifically worded article in the South Devon Herald advising him that if he only saw one film that year, that it should be the J.J.Abrams directed Summer release, "Super 8", local...

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Mr Target 04.04.12 5:04am
rickwestwell
Steven Spielberg to Film new Chippy Minton Biopic entitled "Saw Horse"

more to follow!...

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Scronnyglonkle 22.03.12 8:29am
Scronnyglonkle
Osborne nods, points forefingers to roof, dedicates Budget to Muamba & sits down

more later...

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dvo4fun 22.03.12 12:10am
dvo4fun
British Airways to reintroduce Breakaway biscuit on shorthaul flights

Derek Mappington, a Blue Card Holder on British Airways today announced at a hastily convened press conference that he would be re-booking his holiday flight to the Algarve with British Airways after...

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deluca 26.03.12 6:53pm
writinginbsl
Global warming escalated to global heating 0
Dumbnews 21.03.12 9:20pm
Dumbnews
Nick Clegg disappointed to be overlooked as new Dr Who assistant....

"Who has more experience of following around a smarmy posh buffoon on the brink of total disaster?"...

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grumblechops 22.03.12 3:04am
Username
CEO's fish-bone diagram criticized for ignoring the meat and potatoes 3
Dumbnews 03.04.12 8:42am
simonjmr
Fat smug bastards spark up on sofas as another top athlete's heart bursts

more later. It's all b-j's fault (ref chat room)...

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dvo4fun 21.03.12 8:32pm
Perks
Serial killers up in arms over new Manson Tax 1
ronseal 21.03.12 6:46pm
JETFAB
Pre-stressed concrete causes Hammersmith Flyover panic attack 3
nickb 21.03.12 6:52pm
dvo4fun
The Dutch Death Mobile

I can’t believe the Dutch are planning on rolling out a mobile euthanasia programme. Don’t they learn anything from history, or their neighbours? The Germans tried it over sixty years ago, and...

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CrazyJay 22.03.12 8:07am
arthurminnit
Bill Roach had sex with over 1000 women; some non-imaginary

More to follow...

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apepper 21.03.12 4:23pm
bonjonelson
UK economic outlook boosted by higher-than-expected Euromillions yields

Chancellor George Osborne today used his budget speech to highlight the successes of the government’s fiscal policy, drawing particular attention to the increase in GDP brought about by a number of...

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grumblechops 21.03.12 11:55pm
dvo4fun
Introducing: The George Michael Special Edition Mercedes

The most exclusive Mercedes C-Class ever has been designed exclusively to meet the needs of a discerning 80s popstar. Nicknamed the Fatherfigure, the GM230 is unique. Boasting four extra ashtrays...

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Zadok the second 21.03.12 3:06pm
Zadok the second
Hitler's faked orgasms exposed. 0
nickb 21.03.12 2:24pm
nickb
U2 lawyers refuse to act pro bono 0
nickb 21.03.12 2:23pm
nickb
Sunday trading laws scrapped in effort to reduce catholic child abuse 0
medici2471 21.03.12 2:13pm
medici2471
Budget News: Stephanie Flanders' eyebrows up by a further 30% 0
wallster 21.03.12 2:00pm
wallster
Civil List to be renamed Hereditary Benefits and paid by giro 0
cinquecento 21.03.12 1:31pm
cinquecento
DIY SOS team called in to help Westminster couple renovate tatty coalition

A special edition of the popular BBC show DIY SOS is set to see Nick Knowles and his team attempting to help a couple from Westminster repair their coalition. Dave and Nick have been relatively...

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22.03.12 3:00am
Username
Budget News: Eric Pickles to be reduced by 20% from April 2012 0
wallster 21.03.12 1:22pm
wallster
Correct pronunciation of 'harassed' confirmed as causing internal smugness

Scientists in the University of Essex's socio-studies group have confirmed that people who read the word 'harassed' and pronounce it in the typical English manner receive high levels of dopamine...

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MagnusOpum 22.03.12 1:02pm
MagnusOpum
Ice hotels criticised for giving guests a cool reception. 1
weematt 21.03.12 9:55pm
Immunis
Football shirts sold to keep clubs afloat.

Football fans are up in arms about the current price of football shirts, most specifically the latest incarnation of the England National Squad kit for £55. People have slammed the price as...

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CrazyJay 21.03.12 11:16pm
JETFAB
NUT FREE NUT TREES

The recent spate of gardening programmes will have inspired many of us to make improvements to our outside space. Tempting though it is, try to avoid exotic plants which generally don’t fare well...

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Roger Povey 22.03.12 3:20am
Username
"Love thy neighbours" says woman whose neighbours live two miles away

In a rare address to mark her diamond jubilee, the Queen urged everyone to embrace their neighbours, 'even if they live a good half hour's walk away, like mine.' In a ceremony at Westminster Hall,...

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hughesroland 21.03.12 12:51pm
hughesroland