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New board announced for Campanology society, we're ringing in the changes 0
simonjmr 3 years
HP To Launch New Tablet PC "The Facepalm" 0
Textbook 3 years
Clegg to highlight 'achievements'. LibDem Conference cut from 4 days to 1 0
Pagantroll 3 years
Samsung exits tablet market - "a bitter pill to swallow" 0
Pagantroll 3 years
Ian Paisley "in the frame" for next Pope. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Vandals chop down trees in Regent's Park. Police stumped. 0
wwwiz 3 years

Arborcide squad assigned to case...

Stan Collymore and Chris Brown to go head to head on 'Celebrity Red or Black' 0
jeremychumfatty 3 years

more to follow...

Dark matter theory wrong, so say Dark minds 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Origami club folds. 5
spoole2112 3 years
NHS 'just a big placebo' admits Minster for Health 12
Screenie 3 years

In an extraordinary and unprecedented speech to the house of commons today the Minster for health, Andrew Lansley, has admitted that since the start of his administration the NHS has been run as a...

Vatican in Talks to Produce "The Pope Factor" in Order to Name the Next Pope. 0
LouCipher 3 years

More To Come!...

McGuinness 'to go for president'. Grenade expected to be weapon of choice. 2
Pagantroll 3 years
McGuiness expects 'cross' border discussions with himself if elected in ROI. 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More later...

New Bear Grylls cookbook a huge hit with busy middle classes 11
Qoxiivi 3 years

Inaugural cookbook by popular public schoolboy survivalist, Bear Grylls, has shot to the top of the best sellers list. The book, containing classic Grylls recipe favourites like ‘Freshly Squeezed...

Pizza chain goes into liquidation, economists fear Dominoes effect 5
simonjmr 3 years
Struggling petfood manufacturer calls in the retrievers 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Man pisses disinfectant toilet block 360 degrees in single urination 29
Des Custard 3 years

Eric Sanders, 37, of Carshalton, was said to be cock-a-hoop yesterday after successfully propelling a disinfectant toilet block a full circuit round a urinal drainage hole in the course of a single...

Exodus of Poles prompts scaffolding firm collapse. 4
spoole2112 3 years
Objections to Polanski's Zurich Festival award "fucking minor" 0
Pagantroll 3 years
For faster delivery, FedEX planes to fly with their doors open 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Springboks furious about giraffes' high tackle 0
Pagantroll 3 years
Traffic Police investigating theft of their cars wheels "working tyrelessly". 1
seymour totti 3 years
Crocodile dundee to do random gender checks at Australian airports 2
Screenie 3 years
Autoglass to start repairing chips on shoulders. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Cock and balls created on a 3D printer 0
simonjmr 3 years

Scientists today have announced a major breakthrough in 3D printer technology. It was generally expected that the research team at the Fraunhofer Institute in Germanywould announce that they had...

Some of Hollywood’s rising stars ask for The Caine 0
Gary Baldy 3 years

Nearly half of Hollywood’s budding stars have asked for the reappearance of The Caine. In a survey conducted by a social network website, the researchers found that almost a third of all...

Zombie fan disappointed at Zumba festival 0
Dick Everyman 3 years
Chaos as Climate change debunked. Planet has been ‘cleaned up for nothing’ 0
ubermoomin 3 years

At a high profile climate change conference today damming evidence was submitted that proved once and for all that climate change was nothing more than ‘foppish baboonery’ ‘I’ve looked at...

Lakeland and Anne Summers join forces to market Nigella's sex and kitchen aids 3
Ian Searle 3 years
Lineker Seeks Help For Crisp Abuse 5
Duff 3 years

BBC anchorman and former darling of England and Leicester City football squads, Gary Lineker, is today facing up to his biggest challenge yet. Bigger even than when he used to be dreadful at...