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One Direction tourbus defeated by Swindon roundabout 1
Squudge 20.08.13 9:22pm
Squudge
It's Curtains for Montgomery Tomlinson

More than 500 jobs have been lost with the collapse of Flintshire-based curtains company thought I'd get there before the tabloids do...

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clarksn 20.08.13 6:16pm
clarksn
Miranda held for his 'World Cup tickets'

No.10 was pressed into a humiliating admission, that Scotland Yard detectives have been forcibly detaining Brazilian nationals in an attempt to get 'good upgrades' for FIFA's 2014 football...

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Wrenfoe 20.08.13 6:09pm
Wrenfoe
Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle die. 0
nickb 20.08.13 5:49pm
nickb
Judge rules fake bomb detector “only good for finding fake bombs”... 0
Tripod 20.08.13 5:40pm
Tripod
Coronation Street actor sacked for only singing about rape 0
antharrison 20.08.13 5:19pm
antharrison
Miliband "crap in bed" - anonymous source

In the latest in a series of negative briefings, leader of the opposition Ed Miliband has been branded "crap in bed" and "not up to the job" by an anonymous critic with close links to the Labour...

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BAJDixon 20.08.13 5:00pm
BAJDixon
SuperCaliDickExplodedExpectedGoodPrognosis

No more , Hat tip to Yikes, Edited from, "SuperCaliforniaDickExplodedGoodPrognosis"...

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Not Amused 20.08.13 4:53pm
Squudge
Soap opera rap tensions heightened as Emmerdale release 'Da Dalez' grime album

Not to be outdone by their neighbours from across the Pennines, the cast of Emmerdale have released an 18-song UK grime album entitled 'Da Dalez', in retaliation to the rap video released by...

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Jesus H 20.08.13 3:10pm
Jesus H
Counterfeit Brazil World Cup 2014 tickets seized at Heathrow "on Sunday". 0
Al OPecia 20.08.13 2:43pm
Al OPecia
Plans for Google's $1,000,000,000 London Embassy

http://www.b3tards.com/u/7fdccacbe11a69899551/ku-xlarge[1].jpg...

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gaijintendo 20.08.13 2:06pm
gaijintendo
Police Fail To Prosecute Twits Who Authorised Purchase Of Fake Bomb Detectors 0
Titus 20.08.13 1:36pm
Titus
Miliband Misses A Publicity Trick By Not Attending Balcombe Protest Festival

By failing to observe a long-standing Labour tradition of supporting and attending every doomed and misguided protest, festival and camp from CND to Wapping, the Labour leader has allowed himself to...

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Titus 20.08.13 1:29pm
Titus
Doubts over health checks for dead people

Dr Clare Gerada, chair of the Royal College of GPs, has expressed skepticism about the newly introduced health checks for the "post-vitam". "In all cases, the results of the tests are very similar;...

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apepper 20.08.13 1:01pm
Al OPecia
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rikkor 20.08.13 1:01pm
Al OPecia
US re-drafts Miranda Rights : "You have the right to remain incarcerated" 1
NewBiscuit 20.08.13 12:40pm
Wrenfoe
Daily Mirror Reveals That Diana's Death Was "All Margaret Thatcher's Fault" 0
Titus 20.08.13 12:35pm
Titus
Public Support For Detention Of Openly Foreign Homosexual Guardian Reader

"Never mind terrorists, people like him are a real menace" said Arthur Snodgrass, a self-confessed 'ordinary member of the public' when he glanced up from his copy of the [i]Daily Mail[/i] to respond...

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Titus 20.08.13 12:29pm
Titus
Baked-bean-loving stamp collector prone to philatulence

Inspired by Titus...

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sydalg 20.08.13 12:24pm
sydalg
Paedophile to sue papers for calling him a DJ.

More soon., Hat-tip to Titus...

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FOAD 20.08.13 12:22pm
FOAD
Tory back-benchers shocked by revelation that Cameron has a spine. 0
FOAD 20.08.13 12:20pm
FOAD
FA announces Accrington Stanley officially the silliest football name in the UK.

Queen of the South lodges protest...

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Maverick 20.08.13 12:14pm
NewBiscuit
Christian customers furious at dyslexic Korean restaurateur who put God on menu 2
sydalg 20.08.13 12:00pm
Arthur
Dick Van Dyke targeted by cockney extremists

chitty chitty bang boom...

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Scronnyglonkle 20.08.13 11:59am
Scronnyglonkle
Miranda Hart detained at airport under public order laws. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.08.13 11:35am
Al OPecia
Claim That Male Bosses Achieve More Than Female Bosses: 'There Are More Of Them' 0
Titus 20.08.13 11:16am
Titus
It went chitty chity then bang bang and I fawt oi was a gorner

possibly one more soon ....

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Not Amused 20.08.13 11:09am
Not Amused
Maternity Unit Condemned As 'Institutionally Sexist'

Inspectors found that more than 80% of those admitted to the unit were female. "We might be prepared to accept a minor imbalance, but such a huge bias towards females shows that clear discrimination...

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Titus 20.08.13 10:57am
Titus
Indian rupee now worth less than a sheet of Andrex.

More uses soon...

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MADJEZ 20.08.13 10:48am
MADJEZ
Dick Van Dyke: "Oi'm luckee to be aloive"

More to follow...

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apepper 20.08.13 10:43am
Al OPecia