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UN Report: World Population May Reach "Fuckloads" In Our Lifetime 0
Textbook 3 years
Sade confusion prompts shocked theatre walk-outs 7
Clarky 3 years

Audiences walking out in disgust from a Royal Shakespeare Company production of Marat/Sade have confused the violent and sexually explicit play with a come-back performance by the 1980s band, Sade,...

Farm Foodies declare "Supreme gourmet evening a complete success" 0
antharrison 3 years

Following the success of the UK's Michelin starred restaurants customers competing for "Foodie of the year", cut-price frozen food reseller Farm Foods has announced the result of its own competition...

Roonie's dad unexpected billionaire. 1
Boutros 3 years
Cameron unveils "rhetoric" as new wonder fuel 4
simonjmr 3 years

The government today has announced that it needs to work "harder and faster" to bring down energy bills, Mr Cameron has said that they wanted to create a "trusted, simple and transparent" market....

Rebel MPs hanging tough on Cameron 0
simonjmr 3 years
Dale farm travellers enjoying their new spot at St. Paul's... 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Libyan Olympic shooting squad selection 'overwhelmed' by late applicants 0
FlashArry 3 years
Somali Pirates to advise Wall Street occupiers... 0
brd888 3 years

meanwhile reports are coming in of Somali pirates falling foul of Nigerian scammers - while Abuja cyber cafes being occupied by Nigerian Protestors. "Some of these internet experts have all the...

Tabak 'obviously gay' according to prosecution - did not enjoy throat-holding 6
GreenCross 3 years

Men across Britain were united in feeling slightly uneasy on Friday when reports emerged of the prosecution's line of questioning in the Joanna Yeates murder trial. It transpired that Nigel Lickley,...

Unemployed scaremongers 'may be forced to re-train' as fish or ironmongers 17
dicky37 3 years

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Anti-capitalists demand grammar law change 1
Perks 3 years

Anti-Capitalist protesters have continued their protest outside the British Library promising not to leave until grammar rules have been changed. The group, Occupy Sesame Street, believe that...

Merkel sends Sarkozy/Cameron to bed early after "Silly Argument" 0
Drylaw 3 years
Churches to display warning: "Souls may go down as well as up" 2
Sinnick 3 years

from on idea by roybland...

British holiday-makers pool hoarded Euros to buy back power from EU 0
kga6 3 years
Football manager questions commitment of players only giving 100% 0
Plockton Assbeard 3 years
Dutch reeferendum: turnout likely to be high 8
nickb 3 years

isnpired by waylandmithy. Pork pie looks delicious. Suddenly peckish...

New Zealand's world cup joy mixed with woe as Man U. loses 0
apepper 3 years

New Zealand's happiness at the rugby world cup triumph has been mixed with sadness at the shock 6-1 defeat of Manchester United. Most United fans live in the southern hemisphere with a...

Viking detective Inspector Norse set for TV 9
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

ITV have commissioned a new Viking detective series to be screened early next year. Set in the year 1012, Inspector Norse will solve cases of rape and pillage in the hamlet of Oxford. A grumpy...

FTSE closes 59 points up - hits 3 month high - Occupy camp becomes lucky charm 0
GreenCross 3 years
BBC radio 4 news programme treats science feature seriously shock. 4
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Media pundits were shocked today when BBC Radio 4’s flagship news programme ‘Today’ handled a science feature seriously. In contrast to the usual flippant,condescending, dismissive ‘nobody...

Ethiopia Vote for Ban on celebrities and camera crews 0
delightfullyodd 3 years

THE people of Ethiopia have unanimously voted for an immediate ban on camera crews and celebrities filming them for charitable means. Viktor Lamadu, spokesperson for EALHAC (Ethopia Against Lenny...

"Harold Camping was right" claims Gaddafi through a medium. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Daily Mail reports "Dastardly French beaten in final by former British Colony" 0
JohnA 3 years

Well done Kiwis. Well played...

Libya to investigate Gadaffi's death immediately after NATO airstrike 0
virtuallywill 3 years

friendly fire later...

Britain could save a fortune by switching to a less wasteful Energy Minister 0
ronseal 3 years
Recession hit ITV to screen Downturn Abbey. 7
spoole2112 3 years

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Man flying to constipation championships "had one in the departure lounge" 1
Spoinge 3 years
Liam Fox rushes out his "Both sides to every, Tory" autobiography for Christmas 0
simonjmr 3 years
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Perks 3 years

Heart attack concerns for news article with a 'dodgy ticker'...