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ITV’s ‘You’ve Been Framed!’ sold to National Accident Helpline

Personal Injury specialist, National Accident Helpline (NAH) has bought ITV’s ‘You've Been Framed!’ the popular long running series where viewers send in humorous home videos portraying...

Dick Everyman 07.10.12 6:02pm
Dick Everyman
...where the spam provokes more laughter than the subs... 7
Martin Shuttlecock 07.10.12 5:44pm
Martin Shuttlecock
Osborne Rejects Calls for 'Best Friends Tax'

George Osborne has today categorically stated he will not introduce the Liberal Democrats' proposed 'best friend tax'. The tax, if introduced, would see many of the Chancellor's best friends paying...

B.E.P. 07.10.12 5:42pm
Cannabis farm wins regional tourism award

A cannabis farm in mid Wales has been awarded a coveted 5 star award by Welsh tourism chiefs for its contribution to the regional economy. The farm, established in 2011 by a consortium of specialist...

Dick Everyman 07.10.12 4:27pm
Dick Everyman
“Beware of buying farmers at farmers markets” townies warned.

Farmers bought at suburban farmers markets all over the country are being set free after owners find them “unmanageable”. This has led to an outbreak of “feral farmers” roaming wealthy...

nickb 07.10.12 3:27pm
BBC defends employing Jimmy Savile; "He seemed so normal..."

More to follow...

apepper 07.10.12 1:58pm
Small shopkeeper crushed in tragic pinball machine accident

A former private detective was tragically crushed to death after becoming trapped on the playing surface of a pinball machine, an inquest has heard. Mr. Inch High, Private Eye, who had recently...

jamsieoconnor 07.10.12 12:58pm
Freddie Starr and Richard Gere launch rodent control business...

Fading comic, Freddie Starr, who got his last laugh about 1985, is teaming up with Pretty Woman actor, Richard Gere, to launch a rodent control business. “It’s a natural progression”, he says,...

Tripod 07.10.12 12:23pm
"Size is relative," claims small, 12 foot tall shopkeeper 0
jamsieoconnor 07.10.12 11:26am
Help for small shopkeepers: Union of Shelf-Stackers says bigger steps are needed 0
LittleSpender 07.10.12 11:08am
Cern Mathematicians "on brink of working out National Lottery: In It To Win It" 0
exigo 07.10.12 11:06am
Abu Hamza "a shoo-in" for Broadway revival of Peter Pan... 0
Tripod 07.10.12 10:19am
Silvio Berlusconi Tipped As Next Director General of the BBC

"We have so much in common" He Says....

Nowherefast 07.10.12 10:09am
Mitchell Swerves Tory Conference

"Plebgate" chief whip Andrew Mitchell is to avoid this week's Conservative Party conference as he feels his presence would prove a distraction. Other leading Tories who have suddenly found other...

Mike Turbine-Hamilton 07.10.12 9:43am
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Thai police confirm arrest of ‘sex tourist’ Ronald McDonald

Missing food clown Ronald McDonald has finally been discovered, living a sick double-life in Bangkok. Thai police confirmed they’d arrested a 45 year-old with a fake Scottish passport, after a...

07.10.12 9:18am
The Secret Cabal
BBC denies it should have had doubts about Savile

A middle-age man walking around in tracksuit bottoms saying "'Ow's about that then?" to young girls is no cause for suspicion, they claim...

pdavies65 07.10.12 8:36am
Thrilling climax to all Ireland Hurling Championship

virtuallywill 07.10.12 8:24am
Family claims Abu Hamza "mostly 'armless"

So sorry, so very sorry coat, hat, scarf, gloves...

dvo4fun 07.10.12 8:03am
New poll in – “Britain still a nation of small shopkeepers” 0
Yikes 07.10.12 7:51am
Wonga sponsored Newcastle players expected to put 4214% effort into winning 0
Lucy4 07.10.12 7:01am

A Polish man, by the name Yougov, has gone on record as saying he is sick of everyone asking him what he thinks. In recent years he has been asked his opinion on politics, policing and whatever else...

george.scofield 07.10.12 3:42am
Man writes ticker as avoidance tactic for going to bed on Saturday night 0
SpankyMonkey 07.10.12 12:29am
Man dies of shock after getting David Blaine’s electric bill by mistake... 0
Tripod 07.10.12 12:08am
Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter

Doesn't work with midget. Only works with 'small', because 'small shop keeper' is a recognised phrase, whereas 'midget shop keeper' isn't...

06.10.12 10:51pm
Dick Everyman
Vince Cabal forms secret alliance 3
nickb 06.10.12 10:46pm
Dick Everyman
Midget Iranian Shop Keeper Caught Selling Gourds Under The Counter

Hat tip to Damien Cockshuffle ;0)...

Dick Everyman 06.10.12 10:39pm
Dick Everyman
Jimmy Somerville denies abusing middle aged women 9
Dick Everyman 06.10.12 10:30pm
Dick Everyman
Jimmy Saville cleared - 2

All those rumours that he was gay have now been proven false...

Rootin Tootin 06.10.12 9:53pm
Vatican butler gets 18 month jail term, eternity in hell - to run concurrently 5
Idiot 06.10.12 8:40pm
Corrupt referees concerned about whistle blowers 0
Smart Alex 06.10.12 7:45pm
Smart Alex