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Burmese landlord angry - says dissident leader left carpets 'in terrible state' 0
Milo Shame 3 years

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Scientists claim Black holes not 'black' just depressed at slump in house prices 0
Milo Shame 3 years

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UK's Religion Propaganda faces cutbacks........... 1
Slartybartfast 3 years

The UK's back to basics attitude to the on going fight against terror has also been hit by the nationwide cutbacks to try and curb the UK's defisit and the world wide resession. A No. 10 spokes...

Fugitive giant 'still at large' 0
dicky37 3 years

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Last non-orange-skinned woman in Hereford dies unmourned 0
Oxbridge 3 years

Kara-Louise Martindale, the last of the small group of women who caused a major scandal in Hereford in 2015 by refusing to turn their skin orange through the use of five layers of make-up has died at...

Surrey man bests imaginary Gordon Ramsay in imaginary slanging match 7
Golgo13 3 years

In a startling reverse (had it not been imaginary), recently made redundant Surbiton householder, Peter Woodburn managed to reduce potty-mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay to tears, albeit in his...

Spam on Newsbiscuit 2
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years

Special Offer only available up to Christmas Eve!, Order your SPAM now. Discounts for anyone who posts spam. (Not available to employees of Royal Mail)...

Burmese government finally force Aung Suu Kyi to get a job. 2
the coarse whisperer 3 years

In the first high profile case of it's sweeping new welfare reforms the Burmese government today ordered Aung Suu Kyi to leave her home for the first time in fifteen years and find gainful employment...

Recluse gets UK's first doorstep detention sentence 0
roybland 3 years

A bomber sentenced to house arrest under the Terrorism Act is instead starting a two year doorstep detention after it was revealed he was a recluse who never left the house. 'It makes no sense to...

Gordon Ramsay to Host new series of Celebrity Bastard Chef 0
Grover 3 years, [size=-1]I'm not your fucking mate![/size] Michelin-starred celebrity chef and...

Nick Clegg and British teenagers ‘Distraught’ as Pontin's holiday camps survive 0
flim-flam 3 years

The iconic firm Pontin’s which has provided generations of British families with substandard holiday accommodation up and down the country, has been forced into administration due to a terminal...

Gordon Ramsey to train disadvantaged kids as workplace bullies. 2
the coarse whisperer 3 years

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey announced today that he would be taking part in a new reality TV show for Channel 5, which aims to train a team of unemployed 16 to 24 year olds with virtually no middle...

Aung San Suu Kyi shocks crowds with announcement of "quiet night in." 3
J-Bird 3 years

Pro-democracy leader insists that recent obsession with BBC's [i]Strictly Come Dancing[/i] has no part to play in her decision. More soon...

Norway to Open Black Metal Themed Restaurant 0
Grover 3 years Norway is shortly to open a chain of dinner theatre restaurants inspired by Black Metal, the ear-scraping sub-music genre which is the...

How cats lap liquids clue to origin of universe say scientists 6
roybland 3 years
Gove to include tuck shop money as Whitehall to control school cash 0
Basil_B 3 years

Michael Gove was positively bouncing with excitement today after an announcement by the Department of Education stated that they wish to take full control of state school funding in England and more...

Renowned democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi released into prison 0
flim-flam 3 years

A leading pro-democracy leader and liberal pin-up, Aung San Suu Kyi, was today released from house arrest before being transferred to a high security prison dubbed ‘Burma’ The release was...

HMRC try to close off-shore Dogger Bank. 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Search for bicycle pump enters 3rd day 1
Gerontius 3 years

A bicycle pump used to keep the head of Conservative MP Eric Pickles bloated during the day has gone missing from a House of Commons locker, revealed his press secretary yesterday., The MP, who uses...

Bill Bailey: I was a tone-deaf catwalk model 1
Des Custard 3 years

In a candid interview, comedian and musician Bill Bailey has revealed that in his early twenties he was headed for fame as a fashion model. ‘I was tall and slim, with the sort of thick straight...

Student threw fire extinguisher as he hadn’t yet learnt how to let one off 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
School funding centralisation sees Nick Clegg appointed dinner money monitor 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Administrators called in to Pontins check-out after seeing the accommodation 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Fire extinguisher riot suspect unlikely to be let off 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Anne Widdecombe poached by Bolshoi Ballet 4
flim-flam 3 years

A former Tory minister and celebrated virgin, Anne Widdecombe, who has set the nation alight with her svelte performances on the BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing show, has been asked by Russia’s...

Man puts massive mirror in his garden 0
Golgo13 3 years

so it looks like hes done twice as much mowing the lawn an thus hes entitled to have an extra beer...

Poll finds belief in the Big Society more prevalent among fat Tories 1
roybland 3 years

Communities secretary Eric Pickles believes in the Big Society because he's a fat Conservative according to polls...

Not dead yet Mohammed Ali gets in a grave ready to turn for Haye v Harrison 0
Basil_B 3 years
Irish Government prepares to swap Bono for Aircraft Carrier. 3
Milo Shame 3 years

In this age of austerity, the Irish Government has come up with a plan to shore up any short-fall in their defence budget by considering swapping Bono for an aircraft carrier. Some defence experts...

Paedophiles slam Amazon book over lack of basic puppy training info 6
Gary Stanton 3 years

Paedophiles in your neighbourhood last night slammed online retailer Amazon for featuring a book with a slapdash approach to child love. Although the book entitled “The Paedophile’s Guide To...