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Real tears for Osbourne as he realises he will now be the most hated figure in 0
burnmybridges 18.04.13 2:17am
burnmybridges
Dead children the price you pay for freedom

Brave US Senators were today praised for blocking a bill that would have prevented guns from ending up in the wrong hands but created mild inconvenience for sane gun users, which is of course...

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Hooch 18.04.13 12:02am
Hooch
Our £10m goes up in smoke, but at least the crematorium is coal-fired. 2
pinxit 17.04.13 10:22pm
dvo4fun
FBI investigates after Obama receives Chinese takeaway with rice in. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.04.13 10:08pm
dominic_mcg
Death of Thatcher leaves field open to new Tory bastards

The death of Baroness Thatcher has opened up new possibilities for leading Tory bastards, say political analysts. 'While Thatcher was still around,' said a seasoned Tory commentator, 'Tory...

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roybland 17.04.13 9:21pm
roybland
Al-Qaeda declare fat-war on skinny marathon runners 0
LensCap 17.04.13 8:10pm
LensCap
Joy Division Musical Hailed A Triumphant Failure

Torn Apart, the new musical based upon the songs of Mancunian arch-miserablists Joy Division, has been hailed a triumphant failure by its creators. The show has opened to scathing reviews and abysmal...

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sredni vashta 17.04.13 8:08pm
sredni vashta
Carol Thatcher uses TV appearance to reiterate her claim to be a celebrity. 0
MADJEZ 17.04.13 7:36pm
MADJEZ
Thatcher took away our livelihood protest, African mercenaries.

'He just had to rent some bloody helicopters'...

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MADJEZ 17.04.13 7:34pm
MADJEZ
"Name's not down" - rebuff for Thatcher at Pearly Gates 0
Drylaw 17.04.13 7:30pm
Drylaw
IRA 'disappointed' not to be granted the opportunity to scatter Thatcher's ashes

A spokesman from the Provisional IRA today expressed his deep regret that the Coalition government had chosen to rudely ignore their offer to assist in the dispersment of Baroness Thatcher's ashes...

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sponge finger 17.04.13 7:28pm
Squudge
Grieving Hughes family sees the ‘funny side’ of funerals...

Barry Hughes was unlucky to be in involved in a fatal collision with a bakery truck last week. His lifeless body had to be prized out of the lorry’s bakery grill with a crowbar, much to his...

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Tripod 17.04.13 7:12pm
Tripod
Dismay as anti-Thatcher protestors realise that they're still unemployable.

More benefits soon...

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sigmund 17.04.13 6:53pm
The All New Jeni B
White House bound Uncle Ben's consignment intercepted, as may have 'rice in' 1
AdrianJ 17.04.13 6:41pm
custard cream
Report finds Swansea MMR injections do not treat 'Welshness' 0
custard cream 17.04.13 6:38pm
custard cream
Is it just me, or are the corpses getting younger, Prince Philip wonders 3
sydalg 17.04.13 6:23pm
Al OPecia
Chancellor now understands 'why we cry'.

Scientists today expressed excitement that the pioneering android Chancellor, Gideon11, may have experienced something equatable with human emotion. The waxen-faced facsimile of a humanoid was...

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Darkbill 2.0 17.04.13 6:12pm
ginty
Thatcher family "slowly recovering" from Prince Philip's condolences 0
sydalg 17.04.13 5:45pm
sydalg
David Mellor comforted after failing to to pull at Thatcher funeral 0
sydalg 17.04.13 5:40pm
sydalg
Life without Thatcher "worse than heroin withdrawal" say veteran protesters 0
sydalg 17.04.13 5:30pm
sydalg
... nothing much to see here move along

Something about Charles Moore being a Complete C**t blah blah...

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dvo4fun 17.04.13 5:06pm
dvo4fun
Mud lodges complaint after having Millwall's name dragged through it again

More never...

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Bravenewmalden 17.04.13 4:34pm
Bravenewmalden
Boston bomb was 'cynical government plot to stop Jamie's Food Revolution'

The tragic events that unfolded recently at the finish line of the Boston marathon are believed to be part of ongoing use of terrorist-like events by the US Government to affect social change....

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acwanaut 17.04.13 3:54pm
acwanaut
Thatchles epidemic “could continue forever” despite death of original organism

The epidemic of thatchles, the disease which has affected generations of teenagers since 1979 may continue with no end in sight, political scientists say. The virus was thought to be rendered safe...

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nickb 17.04.13 2:21pm
nickb
Major and Lamont get nostalgic on Black Wednesday II 0
Backup Brian 17.04.13 1:35pm
Backup Brian
Margaret Thatcher sounds like an anarchist

Margaret Thatcher has some legitimate quotes., Run those quotes through Bane's mask, she sounds terrifying., Ex: "To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it...

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maddbrad 17.04.13 1:27pm
maddbrad
Amanda Thatcher gives funeral that Pippa “I’d do her, I really would” moment... 1
Tripod 17.04.13 1:10pm
Titus
Blair: Funeral? It Was OK, But, You Know, Mine Will Probably Be Bigger & Better 0
Titus 17.04.13 1:02pm
Titus
Mark having trouble finding crematorium - please leave on a low gas 0
Smart Alex 17.04.13 1:02pm
Smart Alex
Lady finally attains that ideal weight for a Tory - 1.783Kg (including the urn) 0
Smart Alex 17.04.13 12:59pm
Smart Alex