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Crack found in A380's wings is the worlds largest drug bust, claim the CAA 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Redknapp blames his illiteracy for accepting the England job .. 0
Gourd Almighty 3 years

Harry Redknapp today apologised to Tottenham fans for leaving White Hart Lane to take up the England Manager's job., Speaking to reporters outside his home, Redknapp said, "Everyone knows I write...

Argentinian Tango Hell 0
benrussell 3 years

As the 30th Anniversary of the Falklands Island invasion approaches, British defence preparations on the island have escalated to unprecedented levels amidst rumours of an Argentine invasion. In a...

New Banksy artwork found painted onto David Beckham's arse 5
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Art experts are said to be ‘hugely excited’ after new adverts for clothing chain H&M revealed a new work by the reclusive artist Banksy, sprayed onto David Beckham’s arse. The adverts,...

NHS could offer new treatment to fight obesity 5
Smart Alex 3 years

Prominent surgeon, Charles Hyphen-Smythe, has come up with a cheaper, faster, and less invasive alternative to stomach stapling. This new procedure, known as mouth stapling, can be performed in just...

BBC apologise after listings typo offers a new series of "Homs Under The Hammer" 4
MikeA4 3 years

More soon. Although there may be more than one joke possible here...

Anfield cat on short list for new England Manager 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Kenny, the homeless cat is available as he is currently 'between engagements' and already has an off shore bank account in his name...

"Snow White and seven dwarves" deeply offensive, complains Diane Abbott 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Labour MP Dianne Abbott has once again spoken out fearlessly in support of abused minorities, sparking a new row in theatreland. "It have come to my attention," said Ms Abbott yesterday "that there...

Overweight Irish presenter to present SKY 1 Syria Special 'Aim On Homs' 0
charlies_hat 3 years
David Cameron announces special 30th anniversary Falklands Conflict on 2nd April 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Lottery winner "Looking forward to having a shave" 0
Scroat 3 years

And employing a stylist and life coach...

UN admits they 'don't have enough troops' to surround Eamonn Homs 1
Perks 3 years
Diane Abbott protests that all-white snow misrepresents meteorological diversity 0
cinquecento 3 years
U.S. President accuses Syria of 'outrageous bloodshed' 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

-now that’s satire...

Escaped female goats arrive on island and set up nanny state 3
Nick McCarr 3 years
Obama condemns Livingstone's onslaught on Homs 0
cinquecento 3 years
Abu Qatada to improve public image with ‘I’m A Celebrity…’ appearance 3
ianslat 3 years

Soon-to-be-released terrorist suspect Abu Qatada has been advised by his new PR agent Max Clifford to start appearing on as many celebrity shows as he can in an attempt to improve his poor public...

Wanted – Experienced football manager for untenable position 12
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Are you a football manager with extensive experience at the highest level? Are you looking for a part time job paying millions? Will you happily accept being undermined by your employer while keeping...

Tension at School of Astrology as students await predicted results.... 1
grumblechops 3 years

More soon!...

Christian Leaders Call For Bible To Be Banned 5
Textbook 3 years

Christian leaders around the globe are calling for schools and libraries to ban the Bible amongst increasing concern over offensive content and promotion of non-Christian values. Passages asserting...

Redknapp wants England Job for Euros... 1
Ironduke 3 years

Yen, Dollars or Bhat; used notes preferred guvnor...

Government tells elderly to go back to work and downsize their homes 0
Ironduke 3 years

'Fuck off' replies Prince Philip...

Diet craze encouraging people to 'exercise & eat less shit' sweeps UK 1
Shandy 3 years

A new diet fad encouraging people to raise their heart rates slightly above average and to eat vaguely healthy meals is sweeping the nation. The radical new plan urges people to not finish their day...

Fantasy Football managers to get opportunity to manage England 2
simonjmr 3 years

The Football Association have announced that after the resignation yesterday of Fabio Capello, that the new England manager will be selected from a shortlist of the top 100 Fantasy Football Managers...

Royal nutter's diary discovered after 200 years ? 0
FlashArry 3 years

Royal Archivist Sir Richard Possett has reported an unusual discovery in the stack of the Palace Archive to the Guild of Fusted & Dusty Librarians in London yesterday. "I was cataloguing the...

Wristwatch accuses '10 O' Clock Show' of plagiarism 0
3 years
Cyberman saddened by accusations of cybercrime 8
nickb 3 years, The Cyberman community spoke out yesterday as a cyberman was accused of phone and email hacking for News International’s disgraced News of the...

Pianist With No Hands Astonishes Audience At Debut Performance 4
Textbook 3 years

Reg Rutters was a simple sheet metal cutter from Kent with no grand aspirations, simply content to earn his pay and enjoy his leisure time. But after a tragic accident left him with no hands,...

‘Hooters’ restaurant to close. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

“There’s no market for owl-based comestibles’, said manager...

FA launch 'England’s Got Unrealistic Expectations' TV show to find new manager 2
Qoxiivi 3 years

The Football Association, in conjunction with Simon Cowell, have announced that the next England manager will be decided by a public vote over the course of 12 weeks in a new TV talent show....