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Small shopkeepers tend to be short staffed 0
weematt 08.10.12 12:11pm
weematt
Hamilton accuses Button of not following him, but overtaking and winning. 0
Boutros 08.10.12 12:05pm
Boutros
Small shopkeepers struggling with high overheads. 0
weematt 08.10.12 12:00pm
weematt
Small shopkeepers responsible for majority of under the counter selling. 3
weematt 08.10.12 11:57am
Midfield Diamond
'It'll come in handy for my son's Subbuteo Rugby set' says Paul Wood 2
Idiot 08.10.12 11:56am
Supermarkets wage war over offensive wording of special offers

Several of the country’s large supermarket chains have recognised that referring to Buy One Get One Free offers as ‘BOGOF’ has seen the term enter into everyday parlance. Consequently, they...

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Midfield Diamond 08.10.12 11:33am
Midfield Diamond
Catholic church condemns Savile for abusing under-age girls 5
Oxbridge 08.10.12 11:20am
pinxit
Chancellor will not win Nobel prize for economics - rumour

Chancellor George Osborne will not be awarded this year's Nobel prize for economics, according to rumours circulating in Stockholm. Osborne was thought to be in line for the prize - to be announced...

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roybland 08.10.12 10:23am
roybland
Gorden Ramsey to host Washing Up programme.

"There's over 30 fucking cooking programmes a fucking week," said the Chef, "but none about fucking washing up!", It's fucking bollocks....

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philthefunk 08.10.12 10:09am
philthefunk
Boris diary to-do list...

Ur, um, er..upset Liverpool (tick), Upset Portsmouth (tick), act like an oaf (cont), Become Leader of the hooray henry party., Become Prime Minister, Make Cheryl Cole Chancellor (phwoar!),...

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philthefunk 08.10.12 9:56am
philthefunk
Abu Hamza refused US entry because he couldn't give fingerprints 1
Sinnick 08.10.12 9:06am
Squudge
Jimmy Savile waved his cigar at me and murmured "urrr ah urr ah urr ah urr"

Newspaper columnist Penny Thoughts has launched a strong entry in the increasingly competitive Jimmy Savile anecdote market, with a tale of how the newly identified pervy DJ waved a smokable phallic...

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ronseal 08.10.12 9:05am
Squudge
George Osbourne to save £10bn by selling off Olympiads.

George Osbourne will outline at the Tory Party Conference today how he can save £10bn by selling off Team GB., "It's my intention to destroy all the good feeling the Summer Olympics by selling our...

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philthefunk 08.10.12 8:49am
philthefunk
Gary Barlow Exits In Disgust, After Louis Walsh Empties Himself Over Rylan Clark 1
08.10.12 8:42am
Oxbridge
BBC crisis deepens after Mrs Slocombe’s pussy makes abuse claims 0
Duncan Biscuit 08.10.12 8:18am
Duncan Biscuit
Osama Bin Laden's life plagued by "internet bullies", documents reveal

Documents recovered from Osama Bin Laden's compound in Pakistan have revealed his torment at the hands of cyber bullies during his final years. The former Al Qaeda leader was said to have become so...

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bonjonelson 08.10.12 8:17am
bonjonelson
Rich bastard who lives in a mansion rules out 'mansion tax'

A man who lives in a mansion has ruled out a new tax on expensive properties. 'I don't want to be a country that comes after me every year with a massive great tax, and so that is not going to...

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roybland 08.10.12 8:16am
moanygit
Abu Hamza latest : fingerprint evidence 'admissible' says US court 0
FlashArry 08.10.12 7:42am
FlashArry
JAUNDICED, KNEELESS SMALL SHOP KEEPER WITH HAND DISABILITIES 'WAS LEGO MAN'

MORE SOON. WELL DONE, SECRET CABAL. THIS IS EXCELLENT. 5 STARS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. A SURE-WIN FOR NEAT-O VICTORY OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES...

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The Secret Cabal 08.10.12 7:17am
Yikes
Nature news: ‘brunette’ squirrels have better sex-lives than grey ones. 0
sigmund 08.10.12 6:15am
sigmund
'Tiles R Us' Win Most Boring Gravatar Design Award 0
Dick Everyman 07.10.12 10:26pm
Dick Everyman
Fire proof US flags a big hit in Pakistan

Small shopkeepers in Pakistan have reported huge sales in fire proof US flags as the cost of replacing burnt offerings increases. Flag seller, Abdul Usmani has looked on with incredulity as the...

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Dick Everyman 07.10.12 10:13pm
Dick Everyman
Royal Family to Launch Own TV Channel

The Queen is to be the face of a new TV channel, Regal Television, scheduled to go on air in Spring 2013. Originally planned to be called MTV (Monarch Television), until the Prince Currently Known...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 07.10.12 9:07pm
FlashArry
X Factor 8 Hour Spectacular Announced

Simon Cowell has announced an X Factor quadruple bill for next Saturday, which is the music mogul's latest attempt to dominate the TV Ratings. An ITV spokesman said "We are delighted to announce the...

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christian.orr 07.10.12 9:03pm
Squudge
Small small shop-keeper 'keeper sought for diminutive grocers' five-a-side team 0
FlashArry 07.10.12 8:14pm
FlashArry
Hamza's Lawyers will rebuild him, they have the technology

Islamist preacher Abu Hamza was in a New York courtroom on Saturday night facing terrorist charges, minus his scary bits. He stood in the dock without the hook that he has used since he lost his hand...

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Squudge 07.10.12 7:12pm
Squudge
Another showbusiness star named in Sexual misconduct rumours....

The show business world was reeling today after another set of Sexual abuse rumours hit the tabloids. Children's entertainer Basil Brush was accused of numerous counts of dogging in a public place....

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misterjingles 07.10.12 6:53pm
misterjingles
Guitar fx pedal market shaken as Iranian maker issues revolutionary 'Fat-Wah' 3
Idiot 07.10.12 6:33pm
Idiot
ITV’s ‘You’ve Been Framed!’ sold to National Accident Helpline

Personal Injury specialist, National Accident Helpline (NAH) has bought ITV’s ‘You've Been Framed!’ the popular long running series where viewers send in humorous home videos portraying...

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Dick Everyman 07.10.12 6:02pm
Dick Everyman
...where the spam provokes more laughter than the subs... 7
Martin Shuttlecock 07.10.12 5:44pm
Martin Shuttlecock