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Measles sufferers to get spot checks 3
weematt 25.03.12 8:16am
weematt
Vince Cable charged 'half a Toblerone' for access to Nick Clegg 1
24.03.12 11:39pm
Perks
Would-be pornographer to try new "Homage to Tulisa" angle 0
FlashArry 24.03.12 11:10pm
FlashArry
Neanderthals have relatives in Essex

Neanderthals are not totally extinct; in some of us they live on - a little bit or maybe a lot Something that we thought we knew all along has been confirmed by Professor Svante Paabo, Max Planck...

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Exiled Royal 25.03.12 12:42pm
RickH
Supermarket pioneering Roadkill Range

Supermarket giants Tesbury's are to roll out a new line of food entitled "Roadkill", and aim to introduce it as a viable alternative to other supermarket's budget brands. "Every day hundreds of...

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Exiled Royal 25.03.12 12:11am
FlashArry
Wales is boring - Official

The Welsh Assembly today reacted angrily to criticisms that 'simply nothing worth reporting' goes on in Wales. A report by CeeBeebies says that, compared to Scotland, Wales looks like it's been in a...

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Exiled Royal 24.03.12 9:47pm
Exiled Royal
Stephen Hawking disqualified from The Voice

New talent show The Voice has banned Stephen Hawking after the famous physicist used a speech synthesizer which used samples from the recently deceased Luciano Pavarotti...

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apepper 24.03.12 9:10pm
apepper
Bolton trainer's sponge sells on Ebay for £1m

alternatively Man City and Chelsea in bidding war for Bolton trainer's sponge...

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weematt 24.03.12 8:03pm
weematt
James Cameron still preparing for tiresome, overly long dive 0
24.03.12 7:39pm
Toulouse gunman's mother 'wracked with guilt', claim prosecutors 0
24.03.12 7:37pm
Man who looked into his girlfriend's eyes saw only eyes

When Ray Smith,19, looked into his girlfriend Samantha's eyes across a candlelit dinner table, he was taken aback to see just a pair of eyes. 'I'm not sure what I expected,' he said. 'But something...

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roybland 25.03.12 12:29am
Psycadelic Squirrel
People keep dying despite introduction of NHS reforms claims doctors' group. 0
Ostsee 24.03.12 5:28pm
Ostsee
After Eights Refuse To Adjust To British Summer Time 2
sredni vashta 25.03.12 12:13am
Scroat
Nurses ADMIT they're, "In it for the money."

Their virulent opposition to longer contract hours, healthcare reform and outsourcing led many to suspect, but today the Royal College of Nursing admits what many thought all along, they're in it for...

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Jacobandthehats 24.03.12 6:10pm
SugarTits69
Kofi Annan's appearance on "The Voice" judging pannel confuses many

more soon http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/C4iKjuL5n2k62j7.N8JB2g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/110-pop/The-Voice-UK-Tom-Jones-BBC.jpg...

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bonjonelson 24.03.12 2:22pm
bonjonelson
Newsbiscuit Crossword. 1 Down: I, with a slut, make x factor judge (6)

About time we had a crossword...

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weematt 24.03.12 7:55pm
weematt
Cosmetic surgeon offers pixelation surgery to habitual criminals

Being recognised is one of the occupation hazards of criminals, more so if you are of the habitual variety. One enterprising cosmetic surgeon on the Costa Brava reckons he has found a profitable...

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weematt 24.03.12 12:16pm
weematt
Physiotherapist claims a massage after marothon is sport relief.. 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 10:27am
wilkieone
Man runs out of 0
Al OPecia 24.03.12 10:16am
Al OPecia
Egham twins with Beckenham 0
nickb 24.03.12 9:28am
nickb
Osborne tells PM he Knows nothing about budgies.. 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 9:27am
wilkieone
Vanessa Feltz named as new Obesity Tsar... 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 9:26am
wilkieone
Coming soon.. Blankety Blank. The Movie! 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 9:24am
wilkieone
Pot holes to be legalised! 1
wilkieone 24.03.12 10:32am
bonjonelson
Pension Pickpocket Osborne "disowned" by parents following Wednesday's budget

Following the budget on Wednesday, Sir Peter Osborne, father of Britain's most hated man held a press conference stated "I have no son". The budget which cut tax breaks for pensioners with savings...

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frustratedpoet 24.03.12 6:06am
frustratedpoet
Middle Class Kids Are Most At Risk From Internet Sex Offenders

Breaking news, Middle Class children are more likely to be harmed by internet use that their poorer peers and it has nothing to do with the ability to afford a computer. According to researchers, the...

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frustratedpoet 24.03.12 4:55pm
arthurminnit
Sport Relief raises millions so children won't grow up talking like John Bishop. 0
MADJEZ 24.03.12 12:03am
MADJEZ
Hard drug dalers applaud effectivness of "hidden door" availability policy

For the first time in history Britain's drug dealers are losing money after extending the government's "tobacco hiding" policy to cover the sale of hard drugs such as heroin and cocaine. "When I woz...

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antharrison 24.03.12 5:42am
Golgo13
Embarrassment as ‘two world wars and one world cup’

played for English shooting team at Kuwait event. More soon...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 23.03.12 8:42pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Queen opens new hospitals faster than Andrew Lansley can close them. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.03.12 8:17pm
dominic_mcg