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A new synrome, causing inability to finish sentences, has 3
Boarfunkel 3 years
I've never had a funny idea anyway... 0
Mr.3374 3 years

So never post.never mind delete again...

The Chyna Sydnrome 0
rikkor 3 years
changed mind, no post, sorry 4
immac 3 years
A new sydnrome, causing the inability to finish sentences, has 3
Boarfunkel 3 years
7 in 10 Protesters are Covert Police Operatives. 0
thecritic 3 years

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/G20_crowd.jpg/800px-G20_crowd.jpg, Just a few of the covert police operatives spotted at G20. A police source has leaked documents to...

Woman referees assistant sacked: heard saying what's a Scot know about football? 0
simonjmr 3 years
It's almost as if "Melody" is actually... 11
rikkor 3 years

trying to upset people here on purpose...

Mervin says Bonuses Are Only For Bankers 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

everyone else must take a pay cut as inflation soars away. Keep smiling campers...

Mervyn King unhappy with his tabloid nickname, "Merkin". More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Don`t read this ,error. 11
melody 3 years
Andy Gray to take charge of Caster Semenya case. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Large rat seen scurrying around No.10 2
bonjonelson 3 years

The jokes, they just write themselves...

U2's "Where the streets have no name" found by GPS 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Shock contraction in economy causes UK to go into Labour. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

I saw that Ed Balls today on the Underground Jubilee Line. He was reading the FT...

Sian Massey confirms she knows offside rule "Ive been an Arsenal fan for years" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Banana skin now compulsory part of every politicians five-a-day 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Gerry Adams Resignation Allowed If He Can Spend Night In Haunted House 0
thisisall1word 3 years

The non-offical resignation of Gerry Adams MP looked to heading for a constituitional and parliamentary crisis. However, Parliamentary Staff have reviewed the rule book 'Erskine May' and have...

Gray Out Under Duckworth Lewis Rule 0
custard cream 3 years

Is it 'cos I'm Scotch?! said Gray?...

Royal Wedding Buffet Menu announced "mainly Kitsch Lorraine". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
"The King's Speech" nominated for "Best Foreign Language Film" Oscar. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Burns Night: the one occasion in the year when we gives a toss about the Scots. 0
Doylem 3 years
WWII code-breakers took 5 years to discover Nazi password was ‘Password’... 4
Doylem 3 years
Andy Gray apologises, tells press "could've been worse, she could've been a Ni.. 7
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Auld acquaintance complains 'no-one ever remembers me!' 5
victory V 3 years
Cameron and Clegg don`t believe in the double dick recession worry worts 0
melody 3 years
Andy Gray apologizes to Female lineswoman with consolations of at least having 0
melody 3 years

a fair pair of tits...

New safety warning system to be offered to motorcyclists who can read. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Three angels agree with Harry Gregg that Nat Lofthouse's goal was offside. 1
Ostsee 3 years

Nat reported to be disappointed with this decision, says Bishop...

News Corp granted more time to grease the wheels of BSkyB bid 0
Erlang 3 years

The Culture Secretary, today granted News Corp extra time to ensure the intended bid goes "Smooooothly". A number of bodies involved in vetting the bid said "they had yet to be convinced, but were...