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Vicar attacks ballboy

The Right Reverend Richard Coles has apologised for his attack on a ballboy towards the end of last night's crucial service. Coles, 50, said 'I was just reaching the climax of a very stressful...

pj 24.01.13 10:26am
Chelsea ball boy found face down in Swansea bath 0
Drylaw 24.01.13 10:18am
Taliban boost for equality after saying it will now kill boys as well as girls 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.01.13 9:02am
Duncan Biscuit
Mali issues urgent appeal to international community for more buffalo soldiers 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.01.13 9:01am
Duncan Biscuit
Beyonce ‘not the first woman to mouth for a President’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.01.13 9:01am
Duncan Biscuit
Milliband still waiting for tactical advice on IN/Out strategy for Okey Cokey 0
ronseal 24.01.13 8:40am
NTV lifetime achievement award for Jimmy Savile who touched so many. 1
MADJEZ 24.01.13 4:21am
Scottish BDSM group planning "special" Burns Night celebrations

Surely done before ?...

DorsetBoy 24.01.13 2:58am
'Tumours bad for our health' warn smokers

Smokers have complained that putting tumours on their cigarettes has been bad for their health., They say that until recently, someone smoking 15 cigarettes a day could expect to wait several years...

Gerontius 23.01.13 10:53pm
Vinegar bomber was a balsamic fundamentalist 0
One Line Only 23.01.13 10:50pm
One Line Only
Professor Brian Cox found to be too clever by eiπ/(cos(π)-sin(π/2)) 9
Smart Alex 23.01.13 10:40pm
England lose death penalty shoot-out 1
One Line Only 23.01.13 10:29pm
Date Set for Britain-on-the-Wold Village Raffle

From the Britain-on-the-Wold parish newsletter: Parish council leader David Cameron has announced that the residents of the village of Britain-on-the-Wold will be given a chance to enter a raffle in...

SJM 23.01.13 10:24pm
Ball-boy kick dismissed as "occupational hazard"

Hazard also dismissed...

The Last Detail 23.01.13 10:21pm
The Last Detail
Ball boy buried in garden of Eden 0
One Line Only 23.01.13 10:06pm
One Line Only
League Cup Semi Final Result: Chelsea 1(child assaulted) Swansea 0 0
custard cream 23.01.13 9:55pm
custard cream
Rejected reality TV contestants rescued from sack in river Thames

A London man was shocked last night when he pulled a writhing sack out of the river Thames and discovered that it contained a collection of half-drowned, almost-forgotten reality TV stars. Ian...

Vertically Challenged Giant 23.01.13 9:45pm
Tarpaulin manufacturer in frightening production line accident sheets himself. 0
SJM 23.01.13 9:44pm
Cameron and Clegg launch matching swimwear range: "We're All In This Together" 0
SJM 23.01.13 9:37pm
‘Now give us an in/out vote on the UK’, demands Middle England

Buoyed by the opportunity to make a knee-jerk exit from EU membership, voters in England are calling for the right to leave other well-established clubs that they’ve never had much interest in....

23.01.13 9:37pm
Eating lunch at your desk bad for your keyboard, survey finds 0
custard cream 23.01.13 9:35pm
custard cream
Microwave salesman resigns after just 90 seconds. 3
SJM 23.01.13 9:29pm
Hokey Cokey party demands 'shake it all about' option for in/out referendum

And that's what it's all about. I've run out of meds. Apologies...

DustyBinLaden 23.01.13 9:18pm
Drugs advisers rule out ban on Khat, saying "I love you you're my bessht mate" 0
exigo 23.01.13 6:14pm
Rubbish 3
Gerontius 23.01.13 5:20pm
White House deny lip-synch accusation

A leading White House representative has denied accusations that President Obama lip-synched his way through the entire eight minutes of his inauguration speech at the weekend., President Obama was...

Gerontius 23.01.13 4:52pm
Rogue beekeeper arrested in police sting operation 1
AReader 23.01.13 4:32pm
Tess Goes
Armstrong of the Law in doping scandal

Doesn't quite work but there has to be a pun in there somewhere...

Gerontius 23.01.13 3:37pm
BBC 'scraping the bottom' by commissioning a series of 'Call the Proctologist '. 4
Ian Searle 23.01.13 3:13pm
Village People to sue Mo Farah over ‘Mobot’ celebration.

Double Olympic gold-medallist Mo Farah found himself facing plagiarism charges today as 1970s disco act, The Village People, announced they were planning to sue over Farah’s popular ‘Mobot’...

JD 23.01.13 2:37pm