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waggy 3 years

Apparently new movie The Iron Lady has had to be given an 18 certificate,as it’s unsuitable for miners! film at 11...

New Hope As Cameron Fails To Insult a Minority Sector For 24 Hours 1
Deimos 3 years

After weeks of coaching and strict censorship, David Cameron’s aids at last feel they have achieved a goal that many thought could never have achieved in the course of a single parliamentary term. ...

“Balls? Balls!" 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Says Tourette’s Society...

Cameron set to have his chin implant removed 0
kga6 3 years

It is no secret that much of Cameron's pondering power comes from his exquisitely executed hand-on-chin pose, seen time and time again when questioned are raised. But little known to most of the...

Telegram senders save 10% by taking out all the stops 4
apepper 3 years

More to follow. Stop...

New £500 coin to explain LBW law 6
apepper 3 years

The Royal Mint is to release a new £500 coin with a detailed explanation of the LBW law on it's reverse. "LBW has always caused some confusion and it's hoped that the new coin will make things much...

Spain admits Mayan calendar could well have gone beyond December 2012... 1
Smart Alex 3 years

'if we hadn't destroyed their civilisation before they'd finished writing it'...

Blacks in administration - Diane Abbott blames white conspiracy 4
pere floza 3 years
'I'll have a tea please God' says Hollness as he settles into Heaven. 3
MADJEZ 3 years

More from the hot spot soon...

Heat on Diane Abbott confirms Hawking's theory 2
medici2471 3 years
Tropical VD clinic to introduce tick-box quality control. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Nurses urged to "look" at patients. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Lib Dems made to wear bells in public 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

"Look out it's a turncoat run away run awayetc"...

Getting PIP breast implants is not playing the Health Lottery, says minister. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Talent competition "very easy to judge" 5
Andrew 3 years

Judges at a competition to find the best singer aged 11-14 at a mid-budget holiday camp in Torquay recently were relieved to announce that the final decision had been "very easy" to reach. The...

Obama moves USA to a single time zone 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a bold electioneering move, President Obama has declared that the whole of the United States will now not only be one time zone, but aligned to Samoa. “First is everything and every American...

Meals For One Re-Launched As "Meals For The Socially Independent" 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Unknown man defends his leadership of the Opposition 3
MT Bucket 3 years
Police receive midnight complaint as Blacks pre-packed and sold for sport 0
medici2471 3 years
Incompetent orchestra leader faces misconduct trial 3
button 3 years
Dieticians dismayed by new final-calorie pension scheme. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Thin times ahead., (Hat-tip to Perks)...

Taliban arrest female suicide bomber for making thinly-veiled threats. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Does my bomb look big in this?...

Stan Collymore not involved in controversy 0
ronseal 3 years

Stan Collymore has failed to show up for a controversy, leaving his agent and followers Twitterly disappointed. Many computer users, with proven levels of gullibility, were left staring forlornly at...

Opponents of HS2 scheme claim enquiry was "Railroaded" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Newcastle to get free wi-i 2
Immunis 3 years
Black Panther spotted on Isle of Wight 5
fernandomando 3 years

The Isle of Wight Council today confirmed that it was drafting, in extra police officers in the hunt for a black panther, following a, number of reports by islanders. In a recent press release,...

Mouse Finds Man In Pasty. 4
sredni vashta 3 years
Cameron: NHS Patients to do ward inspections and "minor surgical procedures" 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Synchronised swimmer drowns. Remaining team members follow. 3
Smart Alex 3 years
Lloyd Grossman still entering C-list celebrity houses when they are shopping 5
gaijintendo 3 years

recent CCTV shows...