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Whatever happened to the TV host Matthew Kelly? Sir,, Matthew Erasmus Kelly began his glittering career with West Combine Television in 1976. He was the popular face of such shows as [i]The Duck...

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Mik Bulk 10.02.13 12:17pm
Mik Bulk
Fury at food contamination; "guilty party should be cow-whipped"

More to follow...

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apepper 10.02.13 12:06pm
apepper
Change in inheritance tax leads to surge in murder rate

The UK murder rate has tripled since the government announced an increase in inheritance tax after 2015. "It makes sense.", said independent financial advisor Masher Wilkins, "Murdering someone is a...

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apepper 10.02.13 12:05pm
apepper
Charlie didn't bite finger, fox sought as new evidence emerges. 0
MADJEZ 10.02.13 11:59am
MADJEZ
Guest Columnist: Peter Hitchens

I am a vessel of woe. I spend my days afloat dark and dreary seas of despair and misery. My beloved Great Britain is broken. It is dead. I have cried my tear ducts dry. There is nothing left. The...

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Mik Bulk 10.02.13 11:55am
Oxbridge
Food Channel to comission new film version of "Equus" starring Gordon Ramsay 1
Scronnyglonkle 10.02.13 11:29am
Squudge
Harrods burgers found to contain traces of Panda.

And Gryphon...

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deskpilot3 10.02.13 11:28am
Squudge
Tesco in-store cafe offers diners Filly Mignon...

I can probably keep this up for ever...

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deskpilot3 10.02.13 11:25am
Squudge
Horse jokes same quality as the products concerned 0
Lens Cap 10.02.13 10:54am
Lens Cap
Aldi checkout queue found to contain 100% turkeys 0
Drylaw 10.02.13 10:31am
Drylaw
RSPCA Advice: "Equine Prime Ministers.......

.should be put down."...

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Jesse Bigg 10.02.13 9:52am
Jesse Bigg
Princes tinned tuna contains traces of Osama Bin Laden

Twin packs expected to rise to £9.11....

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Dick Everyman 10.02.13 9:47am
Dick Everyman
Cameron's Speech At Recent Euro Meeting....

Found to be a load of horse sh..t...

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Jesse Bigg 10.02.13 9:31am
Jesse Bigg
Donkey Found In Stew At No. 10..... 0
Jesse Bigg 10.02.13 9:22am
Jesse Bigg
Donkey races

Ladbrokes the national Bookmaker Chain is the latest company to fall victim in the tainted good’s scandal. An anonymous group of semi-addicted gamblers have setup a Facebook page to publicly air...

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edoode 10.02.13 8:44am
edoode
Dateline London 09 Feb 2013.

Following today’s hastily convened meeting of the government ‘Food Standards Agency’ (FSA) with the heads of Meat Retailers and Suppliers. Environment Secretary Tommy Scruttock released a...

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edoode 10.02.13 8:12am
edoode
Aintree Tesco's announce profits warning 0
Ironduke 10.02.13 2:36am
Ironduke
Security beefed-up at Melton Mowbray Stud farms 0
Trini 10.02.13 12:44am
Trini
Romanian Chariot Racing championships cancelled 0
Trini 10.02.13 12:21am
Trini
DEFRA announce Findus to sponsor badger cull

Protesters Hoarse...

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Trini 10.02.13 12:11am
Trini
Straight men refuse to get married to girlfriends for fear of being called "gay" 0
quango 10.02.13 12:08am
quango
Chinese fury as Year of the Snake found to contain 29% horsemeat 0
custard cream 09.02.13 11:32pm
custard cream
Findus named as new sponsor for Grand National.

But not furlong?...

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Al McHogan 09.02.13 11:17pm
Al McHogan
Mafia may be behind Horsemeat scandal : "Fingers in many pies" 0
Drylaw 09.02.13 11:06pm
Drylaw
Team Findus win Horse of the Year Show 0
Iscariot 09.02.13 11:04pm
Iscariot
Findus sofas found to be 100% horse hair.

I'm thinking of turning vegetarian. Still, you've got to laugh,...

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deskpilot3 09.02.13 10:18pm
deskpilot3
Daily Mirror goes over the top because cream crackers don't contain cream.

And don't taste good with horse...

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deskpilot3 09.02.13 10:16pm
deskpilot3
Lidl Lasagna found to contain 80% donkey meat 0
Scronnyglonkle 09.02.13 8:45pm
Scronnyglonkle
Horse meat latest: vegetarians' smugness at 98%

The smugness levels of Britain's vegetarians have reached unprecedented levels. "I'm routinely pleased with myself.", said one veggie, "But now I'm absolutely [i]delighted[/i]."...

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apepper 09.02.13 8:09pm
apepper
Horse-mince scandal. Gay equines hit back. 1
MADJEZ 09.02.13 7:34pm
sillybugger