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Judge orders Apple/Samsung jury to deliver verdict using predictive text

As the court case between Apple and Samsung draws to a close, in which both companies accuse each other of patent infrigements, the judge presiding over the case has asked jurors to deliver their...

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antharrison 21.08.12 9:48am
antharrison
Apple sue Xerox for copying

More to follow...

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apepper 21.08.12 9:41am
apepper
"First Trains Mary" down to extra collection plate income says Vatican

The Vatican has confirmed that, following a substantial input of loose change by the directors of First Group, the Virgin Mary will now be known as the First Trains Mary. Pope Bendict confirmed that...

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antharrison 21.08.12 9:30am
antharrison
The Elephant and the Bad Baby renamed: 'Galloway's Guide to Sexual Etiquette' 0
charlies_hat 21.08.12 8:25am
charlies_hat
Tony Scott offers his services with no charge 1
Iscariot 21.08.12 7:35am
Sinnick
Gove demands prettier A-Level Students. More soon.

Better late than never....

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Al OPecia 21.08.12 7:23am
Al OPecia
High-flying businesswoman hospitalised by glass ceiling.

improved version of previous sub...

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Boutros 20.08.12 10:25pm
Boutros
Unemployed LOCOG members use volunteers, police and soldiers for military coup

Blockaded into the Olympic Park, and under the direction of Danny Boyle, they declare Martial Law...

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Ian Searle 20.08.12 8:46pm
Ian Searle
Galloway looks up 'respect' in dictionary - and renames party. 0
ricky33 20.08.12 8:28pm
ricky33
Galloway to go on TV and demonstrate what rape actually is.

No more soon, please...

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Boutros 20.08.12 8:20pm
Boutros
Just Why Do Managers Hold meetings in doorways?

A recent report from the Institute of Behavioural Therapists has sought to cast light on the question of why people reaching management status feel the need to hold impromptu meetings in doorways and...

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Quaz 20.08.12 8:01pm
Perks
Topped gun. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 20.08.12 7:47pm
The All New Jeni B
Ministry of Justice cutbacks sees judicial process outsourced to George Galloway

More verdicts soon...

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dvo4fun 20.08.12 7:12pm
dvo4fun
Pardon? A Fatwa?

You don't frighten me mate...

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dvo4fun 20.08.12 7:04pm
dvo4fun
Assange wake-up call gets Galloway thumbs up 0
cinquecento 20.08.12 6:02pm
cinquecento
Judge brands Nadir a total ‘Asil’

More mis-quotes soon...

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MADJEZ 20.08.12 6:01pm
MADJEZ
Nadir at lowest point after being found guilty 0
custard cream 20.08.12 4:26pm
custard cream
Woman cut free by fire brigade after reading "50 shades" on a plastic chair. 0
dominic_mcg 20.08.12 4:24pm
dominic_mcg
Curiosity Kills Rover

Curiosity Kills Rover By Christine Gralow MARS - The Curiosity Rover died yesterday while chasing an unidentified particle on Mars, NASA reports. Physicists have not yet classified the particle...

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Christine Gralow 20.08.12 4:08pm
Christine Gralow
Burma abolishes media as well as media censorship 1
Sinnick 20.08.12 3:09pm
dvo4fun
Hi-Fi maker to sell "purified air" for wireless speakers

A top hi-fi manufacturer is embracing the move to wireless loudspeakers by selling buckets of special, high-purity air to carry the wireless signals. "A lot of people are using common or garden air...

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apepper 20.08.12 2:17pm
dvo4fun
Successful businesswoman hospitalised by glass ceiling. 1
Boutros 20.08.12 12:41pm
dvo4fun
Swedish women surprised by Assange's use of protection 0
medici2471 20.08.12 11:25am
medici2471
Post Office to remove post boxes from towns with no gold medallists. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 20.08.12 10:02am
cinquecento
Lloyd Webber guilty of harvesting clones of Michael Gove for face transplants 0
simonjmr 20.08.12 8:16am
simonjmr
Stop witch-hunt against middle-aged sex predators Assange tells US. 3
MADJEZ 20.08.12 8:08am
Yikes
314 British paralympians face DLA review 0
tedweasel 20.08.12 5:50am
tedweasel
Thatcher to mediate in South Africa mining dispute

34 new jobs already created...

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tedweasel 20.08.12 5:18am
tedweasel
Religious group hiking excursion gets lost due to broken moral compass 0
Dumbnews 20.08.12 5:01am
Dumbnews
Toy walkie talkie working range could reach 10ft by Christmas.

Toy technicians claim to have a working prototype walkie talkie set with an operational range in excess of 5 feet. But this is just the start. The holy grail of toy walkie talkies - a set that can...

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Boutros 20.08.12 12:11am
Boutros