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The Worlds first Clinic for Stalkers opens in London - other cities to follow... 0
Laughingstock 3 years

in time for the panto season: He's behind you...

Scottish pandas demand repatriation. Or kites 0
FlashArry 3 years

"difficult to make out the logograms they've drawn due to the driving rain"...

Channel 5 viewers expected to double as Man Utd "qualify" for Europa League 1
ItsReevesy 3 years
Marwell macaque hackers attack knackers Whipsnade website 0
FlashArry 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16061768]Straight out of waylands zoo FP ?[/url] More soon...

US drone captured by Iran "was actually Rick Perry" 0
FlashArry 3 years
Mock examiners may have to deputise after Welsh sackings 0
nickb 3 years
'What's the beef?' Curtains for designer vaginas 2
3 years

[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/the-womens-blog-with-jane-martinson/2011/dec/08/muff-march-designer-vagina-surgery]Muff Marches[/url] The best thing about this link is the column on the...

Aquarium worker's discovery of hangover cure a "lucky bonus" 0
Username 3 years
Cameron accused of plagarism in his Eurozone speech 4
simonjmr 3 years

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I will say: It is to wage war, by sea,...

Scotland announces they no longer want 'Wind-dependence' 1
Perks 3 years

coat, hat, scarf. check. i'm off...

Man from St.Ives arrested for bigamy. 2
Ian Searle 3 years

He has asked for five other cases to be taken into consideration. The RSPCA are also investigating him over claims of multiple cat ownership and that he may be running a kitten farm...

Dame Shirley Bassey to appear in Judicial review 0
nickb 3 years
Women to serve drinks on UK submarines 1
Sinnick 3 years
German Proposals for European Integration Start with Austria and the Sudetenland 0
Immunis 3 years

Angela Merkel has set forth her plans for European integration and financial stability with Germany as the driving force behind the project. The document produced by the German government basically...

Lancaster takes on England role - Rod Stewart less than impresssed 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Veterinary Association condemns wildcat strikes. 0
reforse 3 years
Football Latest: Channel 5 Manchester 2 2
Mathna 3 years
Barratts into administration after Brogue trading 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Scotland "Do not travel" warning comes too late for pandas 0
medici2471 3 years
Scottish decision to release captive Giant Panda angers USA 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Giant panda removed from plane after refusing to stop playing Words With Friends 0
kimllfixit 3 years
Barratts goes bust, too few shoes soled 0
medici2471 3 years
Troops withdrawn from Afghanistan following health & safety workplace assessment 3
kimllfixit 3 years

Defence Secretary Phillip Hammond has today confirmed the immediate withdrawal of British troops from Afghanistan on the receipt of a negative health and safety workplace assessment. The documents...

Italy unveils Leaning Tower of Wonga after sponsorship deal 0
Drylaw 3 years
Intelligent Car afraid to leave garage 11
Immunis 3 years

Road tests of Volvos new intelligent car have been suspended as the vehicle currently refuses to leave its garage. The car is a heavily modified V60 and has many safety features to avoid road...

Bank of England interest rate held at 'Whatever' 0
JETFAB 3 years
Submariners' wives choked, women will also be going down soon 0
medici2471 3 years
God releases Crab 2.0 featuring forward motion 20
Gong of Fur 3 years

At an open air press conference held at the summit of Mount Sinai today, God, creator of all things, revealed the long awaited upgrade of the crab. Speaking in a stentorian voice, and wearing his...

Lads mag interview a proctologist!!!!!!!!!!! 0
Shandy 3 years

This week in 'generic weekly lads mag', we've got 30 pages of women's breasts accompanied by funny captions, pictures of cars which you probably can't afford, and an exclusive interview with Dr...

Newsbiscuit joins HMV in apologising for publishing tomorrow's front page today 0
simonjmr 3 years