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Scots Hail England as new World and European Champions 2
Mathna 3 years

In line with their insistence that they became World Champions in 1967 by beating the then holders England, Scottish Football fans were united in hailing England as both World and European winners...

BBC cuts - 2010 Remembrance Day broadcast repeated 0
medici2471 3 years
Afghan Poppy Exports up on last year 0
Drylaw 3 years
Smart car downgraded to dumb after failing tests 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Movember participant's moustache survives close shave 0
kga6 3 years
Isle of Wight leaves single British currency. Residents stockpile shiny pebbles. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Libyan pest control reopens as NATO lift No-Fly Zone 2
Perks 3 years
Survey shows most wives prefer to stay home and whinge about not going on 3
Nick McCarr 3 years

holiday to an actual holiday...

Berlusconi's last decree before resignation, all lamp-posts removed. More Soon 0
reforse 3 years
Liverpool to replace Syria in Arab League. 0
Zen 3 years

At last a chance of winning a league,say's Dalglish following his failure to win 10,000 leagues under the Sea...

Papasmurf leads early betting for next Greek PM 5
Immunis 3 years

With Papandreou recently resigned and Papademos taking control of a temporary government of unity. William Hill are saying that the early money for Greece's next elected Prime Minister is going on...

Derby residents confiscate Christmas lights to prevent November switch on 0
kga6 3 years

A group of residents from the city of Derby have today admitted to confiscating the city's Christmas lights to prevent the planned November 19th switch on. The date, a full 36 days before Christmas,...

John Terry calls Fabregas a 'foriegn C**t' as spanish becomes the new black 1
Perks 3 years
Britains 'Next Still Life Model' signs promotion deal for Tesco *Finest range. 4
Bryan with a Y 3 years

The 'Meat&2Veg' range to be in shops before Christmas...

Testicle bite woman's relief, "It's been hanging over me for a long time" 5
medici2471 3 years
Pyramid Closed For Maintenance 0
moggies 3 years

The Great Pyramid in Egypt was closed Friday, 11/11/11, because it was in need of maintenance. There were concerns that some groups would try to perform magic rituals there due to the unusual date,...

Coronation Street shock as Gary Barlow revealed as Ken's illegitimate son. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Boring X-Factor anecdotes give secret away...

Vodafone to pay 'token tax bill' on 30th November 4
dvo4fun 3 years

Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs have settled a long standing grumble with off-shore tax avoidance and mobile telephone merchants Vodafone. HMRCs David Hartnett has agreed that Vodaphone will pay...

No more live football coverage, as Premier League sanction Syria 0
Perks 3 years
Minister urges public sector workers ‘not to comb hair’ as token strike gesture 0
Clarky 3 years
Union urges '15-minute government' 0
roybland 3 years
Drug dealing dwarf spared jail as only top bunks available. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Bashful prosecution lawyers were left feeling rather dopey yesterday following the sentence handed down. The grumpy judge was less than happy that one member of the jury kept sneezing throughout the...

Tesco bosses say 'bottoms up' as they toast 'Gay Pride London' sponsorship. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

'Race for Life' dropped in favour of the pink pound...

Donkey Sanctuary ‘should have spotted the donkeys were fake’ 2
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

A Donkey Sanctuary admitted today that most of last year's record intake of rescue animals were, in fact, ‘men in quite convincing pantomime donkey costumes, many of them Greek’. It also...

Berlusconi agrees to step down for 15 minutes 0
kga6 3 years
Russian Mars Probe "Could Be Anywhere". 1
mattupchuck 3 years

It has emerged that the Phobos-Grunt spacecraft launched by Russians may or may not have landed on Mars recently. The European Space Agency has said that it is unlikely to be able to salvage much...

James Murdoch admits "We only employ liars, apart from me, obviously" 5
apepper 3 years

James Murdoch has revealed that dishonesty was a job requirement for News International employees. "That's why everyone's evidence contradicts mine.", explained Murdoch...

Cat swinging man moved to larger council flat after submitting video 2
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Blair delight as he brokers peace deal between Confucius and Simple Simon. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

The father of Brit-Pop could hardly contain himself today, as his role in the ongoing dispute between Confucius and Simple Simon was made public. Leaked police files from North Yorkshire Police...

Pensioners cheer as they finally return to 'the good old days'; cold and poor. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Age Concern yet to confirm victory...