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Typical. A man has a baby and we're supposed to be impressed writes India Knight 0
ronseal 3 years
Cameron seeks Dalglish advice on apologising for obnoxious millionaires 2
Midfield Diamond 3 years

David Cameron is set to meet Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish later this month to discuss methods for dealing with rich but repugnant characters who tarnish the good name of the profession they...

Huge Increase in 3rd rate Whitney Houston jokes causes World Wide Web to crash 0
Mathna 3 years
Movie goers warned Sean Penn's call for Falklands dialogue could lead to film 0
ronseal 3 years

Cinema Multiplexes across Britain have been put on Bad Movie alert, after Sean Penn issued calls for 'Malvinas dialogue' yesterday. At worst, warn security experts, it could lead to a schamltzy,...

Grammy award winner Adeles not so secret weight loss secret revealed 0
Marko 3 years

Once famous for her curvier figure, singer Adele was almost a shadow of her former self, rather than the total eclipse that she used to be, when collecting 6 Grammy awards at the weekend. Now a mere...

St Valentines Day Massacre 2 - clumsy oaf stands on kids ant colony 0
Marko 3 years
"Blame the Doctor" claim the Houstons as new craze sweeps America 0
Marko 3 years

Believed to have started when Whacko Jacko popped his clogs, a new epidemic is sweeping the States called 'Doc Blame', where families of deceased are being targeted by 'no win-no fee' businesses....

Electrical retailers to produce shoddy goods to make warranties worthwhile 6
ozythelabrador 3 years

Following the investigation by the Office of Fair Trading, retailers – including Currys, PC World and Comet – have agreed to reduce the quality of the products they sell in order that the...

South Atlantic tensions "back from brink" as Argentina returns Tevez 2
grottymonty 3 years

The british army has been stood down to an amber footing today and the Royal Navy warship on route to the Falklands has been recalled to Southampton on the news that after two months of mounting...

School crossings to get pizza ovens. 0
Hugh Jarse 3 years

Furious lollipop men and women walked off the job today all across New South Wales after learning that the state government was now expecting them to cook pizza during quiet periods. State premier,...

'Thinking out of the box' to be discouraged, says Funeral Directors Union 0
pinxit 3 years
Playground Mafia bully rep. complains that bullies are themseves being bullied. 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More crocodile tears shortly...

E4+414. 0
Haywood Manley 3 years

New freeview channel launched for those who missed programmes seventeen and a quarter days ago...

More responsibility in GRowth 0
hippogriff 3 years

Top MP speaks out: "SUPPorting tHe financial sECtor's relENtless grOWth dOEs not hElp us iN the loNG run. WhaT we nEEd is a mORe rESponSIble caPiTALisatiON."...

Police to arrest themselves over payments to informers 2
ronseal 3 years
Follow your dreams of quitting 0
Dumbnews 3 years
"Police Are Picking On Us" Complains Mafia Writer 0
simjel 3 years

British Police came under harsh criticism today for their heavy handed "witch-hunt" behaviour. Writing in the most widely read, vitriolic and populist gangland publication "The Mob" Trev 'Knuckles'...

Mayor expresses ‘delight’ at prospect of jubilee visit 0
Chippy Mcneisch 3 years

The mayor of the town of Sherborne in Dorset has expressed delight at the news that the queen plans to visit the town as part of her diamond jubilee celebrations. “Its wonderful news” he said...

New research links diabetes surge to greetings card industry merchandise 6
Qoxiivi 3 years

A study by the Medical Research Council has established a direct link between saccharine merchandise produced by the greetings card industry and the diabetes epidemic sweeping the developed world....

Bank of England hires King Midas to help with quantative easing policy 0
Immunis 3 years
HSE ban high heels at drag racing event, mini skirts are still allowed 0
Immunis 3 years

Hydrogen based green energy is inflationary claim critics 0
Immunis 3 years
Suarez refuses to shake hands with Abu Hamza 1
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Hunt for doctor to pin blame on whitney death 0
Makkers1 3 years

"there must be one somewhere, we'll find him", says a close relative, holding back tears...

Welsh government targets farting in cars 8
Major Clanger 3 years

A campaign to stop people farting in cars when carrying children is being launched today. Wales’ chief medical officer explained that breathing in farts in enclosed spaces was particularly harmful...

FA to scrap handshakes in favour of face-slapping and arse-kicking 0
Drylaw 3 years
Whitney death : Pyongyang grinds to halt once again 0
Drylaw 3 years
Abu Qatada to be banned from Mecca Bingo halls 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

Soon-to-be-free fiery hate preacher Abu Qatada is to be prevented from attending any of the UK’s sixty-seven - made in heaven - Mecca Bingo halls under the terms of his release, according to...

Clintons Cards accused of sending out "mixed messages". 7
nickb 3 years

Bereavement. Secret sexual attraction. Holy Communnion thoughts. Incontinence. Childbirth. Flirtation. Anticipation of nerve-wracking events. Alcohol abuse. Gay Barmitzvah feelings. Wedding...

Donner Card - Help Someone to Eat After You're Wrecked 0
LizzyG 3 years

A drive to increase the number of donner card holders starts this week sponsored by the Association of Kebab Shop Owners. Drunken revellers are being encouraged to sign up for the donner cards at...