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Fears breast screening service may go tits up 2
Clarky 3 years
Chicken dating agency closes down. Owner fails to make hens meet. More soon. 12
dominic_mcg 3 years
St Pauls protestors camp for 35 hours with evenings and weekends off 0
vertical 3 years

ah, the irony of conformist anarchy...

Derren Brown confounded by 'mystifying' insurance renewal trick 12
3 years

Illusionist Derren Brown has admitted to being 'totally hoodwinked' into paying a higher price for reduced cover when he renewed his home insurance - despite never making a claim. Derren claimed the...

Madonna's Wallace & Gromit acting more animated than her previous film work 5
dvo4fun 3 years

More soon. I may expand this later when I get back from the pub lunch...

Man wins race against time, after time fails drugs test 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Lazy workers can't be bothered to claim for unfair dismissal 0
HarryTheBiscuit 3 years

Apparently there's a government report about this but I really can't be bothered to read it much less write about ithave a look at the BBC or something, I dunno, stuff...

Gadaffi desert burial has drawn a line in the sand 0
apepper 3 years

The burial of former dictator Colonel Gadaffi has drawn a line in the sand, claimed a Libyan spokesman. "Any support has been driven underground."...

Tories to introduce summary execution for the under-performing at work. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

After a single warning tasering. More soon...

Turner Prize set to test gullibility of Northerners with move to Gateshead 16
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Organisers of the Turner Prize have set themselves their biggest test to date, with the decision to try and convince the North East of England that some crumpled up paper, cellophane and Vaseline is...

Confused Protesters Occupy Walmart 13
Quaz 3 years

As the Occupy Wall St. protest spreads accross the US, one group of demonstrators in Illinois have instead occupied the Springfield branch of Walmart. Self styled spokesman for the group, Ed White,...

Jeffrey Archer novels Oxford written claim ignorant Hollywood writers 0
medici2471 3 years
Satirical news websites prepare for surge of Tabak related non-contempt subs 0
medici2471 3 years

nickb - ok?...

All doughnuts to sold with salad to encourage 'calorie offsetting' 4
writinginbsl 3 years
Disappointment as Berlusconi package fails to come up to expectations 2
Clarky 3 years
Sacked policeman just misses a landmark 1000'th emergency call cock up 4
charlies_hat 3 years
anti-capitals protest in london a success. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Eurozone conference delays decision "to fit in a few more dinners". 0
deskpilot3 3 years

even though everything is swimming in Greece...

Suspicions grow that Wayne Rooney can't count to six... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Cameron - "No bad blood towards the f**king backstabbing dead-to-me w**kers" 0
Perks 3 years
Dominos Pizza telephone operator sacked for mishandling orders 11
Perks 3 years

A telephone operator for Dominos Pizza has been sacked after it emerged he had not been recording orders correctly, if at all. Paul Bradley, who worked in the Bodmin branch of the global pizza...

Spanish rejoice at having one less retired British couple to cope with 9
GreenCross 3 years
Gaddafi to release Album. 0
delightfullyodd 3 years

Colonel Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi is to release a musical album following his recent death. The album, which will be entitled, [i]Don't you know right from wrong?[/i] is to be released...

Frazzled Mum amends Riot Act to include: 'No Bare Bottoms at The Table' clause 0
allmyownstunts 3 years
Boys II Men celebrates 20 year anniversary with new album "Men II Codgers" 2
JohnA 3 years

well it made me laugh...

Stratford-upon-Avon 'invented by tourist industry' claim 0
roybland 3 years
Tory Right's viewing of Cameron corpse 'ghoulish' claim 0
roybland 3 years
Media coverage of Yeates murder 'not motivated by sales ' claim 0
roybland 3 years
Donald Trump Raises Concerns That Obama May Be A Woman 0
Textbook 3 years

"I haven't seen his penis. Have you?"...

Goblins lose $393m in 3rd quarter smash 'n' grab on Goldman Sachs - 2 49
GreenCross 3 years

Thieves have made away with an estimated $393m following an audacious 3rd quarter raid on the investment bank [s]Gringotts[/s] Goldman Sachs. The announcement brought uproar outside the global...