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Government outrage at Danny Boyle's 'protest' ceremony

David Cameron has called an emergency cabinet meeting this morning after Danny Boyle finally revealed an anti-government message to a worldwide audience of billions. The spectacular display included...

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Actual Size 28.07.12 6:10pm
kga6
NHS bed shortage reaches critical levels during opening ceremony

more to follow...

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Underconstruction 28.07.12 5:54pm
Underconstruction
Tyson Gay is an athlete, not an insult IOC confirms 0
custard cream 28.07.12 4:04pm
custard cream
Austerity Gone Mad!

Supporter of Japan football team to use shaving-cuts paper, in lieu of buying Japanese flag...

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Jesse Bigg 28.07.12 3:26pm
Jesse Bigg
Actress unhappy with her performance in opening ceremony asks "can we go again?"

This time I'll really nail it...

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Kramaring 28.07.12 1:55pm
Kramaring
Assad e-mail leaked: "A good day to hide bad news"

[a bit dark, even for me]...

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Sinnick 28.07.12 12:16pm
Sinnick
Peter Jackson to sue Danny Boyle for plagiarism 5
Haywood Manley 28.07.12 10:15am
Haywood Manley
Slovakian Lorry Driver Sheds Skin On M4 - Olympic Lane Traffic Chaos Ensues 6
HIGNFY 28.07.12 10:08am
butagirl
Osborne Apologises Over Flag Mix-Up

Chancellor George Osborne was forced to apologise today over another flag mix-up: “I said I would fly the flag for Britain and never give up but, f**k it, I’m waving the white flag now. I’m out...

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Reg Herring 28.07.12 9:29am
Reg Herring
Blind archer bags world record, brace of pheasants and a passing traffic warden 5
Psycadelic Squirrel 28.07.12 9:25am
beau-jolly
G B Olympic fencing team banned after testing positive for creosote. 3
godly1966 28.07.12 9:07am
Sinnick
Another Olympic Gaffe Spotted

Embarrassed Olympic Games organisers were left even more red-faced than usual today as it emerged they have made yet another gaffe. Nigel Petty, President of the National Pedant League, said:...

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Reg Herring 28.07.12 8:23am
Reg Herring
Late entry to Team GB: Adrian Burley's now down for the high-jump 0
Carter 28.07.12 3:28am
Carter
John Terry lights flame 'I declare the games open' ..er not you chalky. 0
MADJEZ 28.07.12 12:46am
MADJEZ
U2 proud to be in tribute of British music.. even though they're fucking Irish ! 0
MADJEZ 28.07.12 12:40am
MADJEZ
Bradley Wiggins to headline Eurovision song contest 0
antharrison 28.07.12 12:30am
antharrison
Satirical website rushed to hospital with dicky ticker

What do expect this late? Humour?...

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Scroat 28.07.12 12:10am
Scroat
Eyebrows raised as Thai women’s ping pong team arrive without bats

Madjez's idea...

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Yikes 27.07.12 11:21pm
Yikes
Thailand hopeful of ping-pong gold.

More filth soon...

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MADJEZ 27.07.12 10:51pm
MADJEZ
Prodigy's Keith Flint confirmed as Olympic fire starter 2
custard cream 27.07.12 10:50pm
MADJEZ
"12 Days of Christmas" stalls after day 4, LOCOG suspected. 0
arthurminnit 27.07.12 8:21pm
arthurminnit
Head of Italian FA to light Olympic Flame due to experience at throwing matches 5
seymour totti 27.07.12 7:20pm
charlies_hat
Cameron to Romney: 'America rang, they say it's time for you to go home now.'

PM helps Mitt collect his things together, offers to drive him to Heathrow...

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Quercus Bundle 27.07.12 7:05pm
Quercus Bundle
'This Olympics opening ceremony has been delayed due to leaves on the track' 2
Perks 27.07.12 7:05pm
Perks
Lego launches new Coalition Cabinet minifigures range

Lego has confirmed that its latest series of minifigures, collected by children across the world, is a limited edition of the current UK cabinet. Rumours started last month, when leaked pictures...

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NewSuburbanDad 27.07.12 6:30pm
dvo4fun
"I've been a very bad chancellor" George Osborne tells Dominatrix

A week is a long time in politics. It seems only yesterday that George Osborne was unrepentant about leading the country into a double dip recession, remorselessly continuing to blame his...

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The Masked Frog 27.07.12 6:28pm
dvo4fun
Chihuahuas “indifferent” to Bruce Springsteen, says poll

To rock fans he’s the boss, the bluest in blue collar rock, the festival favourite, the go-to guitar guy whose heart will always be in New Jersey. But according to a new poll, none of that will...

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nickb 27.07.12 5:53pm
Golgo13
New more ‘2012’ National Dress unveiled for opening ceremony.

After years of bowler hats, cricket whites, and faux British Airways cabin crew wear Team GB athletes will be sporting outfits that better reflect modern Britain. At a press conference yestrerday...

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MADJEZ 27.07.12 5:10pm
MADJEZ
Martin Creed misses parcel delivery as he "didn't hear anyone ring the bell" 0
Nails UK 27.07.12 4:39pm
Nails UK
Flu vaccine for kids means parents will have to learn how to spell "diarrhoea". 1
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 4:20pm
Nails UK