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Mexican Hunger Striker 0
Joe Cronin 3 years

A Mexican teenager has gone on hunger strike in order to get an invite to the royal wedding. I think she's crazy, I love Mexican food...

Well, you're not invited to my party, says Syrian ambassador. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Tony Blair's invite to Royal Wedding cancelled after civillian deaths in mideast 0
bonjonelson 3 years
British Tornadoes kill 193 in 'Friendly Weather' incident. 0
rivergarry 3 years

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Royal Wedding street parties all over Damascus cancelled after "invite snub" 0
bonjonelson 3 years
“It’s watered down juice” explains confused witness at G20 enquiry 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Death penalty for Bahrain quartet 0
timyarby 3 years

Well if you can't play in tune what do you expect?...

Embarrassment as six trees turn up early for royal wedding 0
beau-jolly 3 years

"I'm sure I told them the 29th", says Charles...

BBC commentary team censured for discussing TrumpDing live on air 0
Mr Payne 3 years

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Playstation Identity Thieves Discover Playstation Owners Have No Identity 3
wolfie 3 years

Unhappy hackers revealed today that there was no point to their stealing the personal data of thousands of pastey faced, black T-shirt wearing 14-34 year old males, because they could barely muster...

Trump takes on Ding to decide which is the best snooker sound effect. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Royal Wedding latest: punters start queueing for 'returns' 0
Skylarking 3 years

"they're restricted view seats luv, on the 'Axis of Evil' pew W37 and 38"...

Syrian Ambassador off wedding list after admitting Gadaffi is his "plus one" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
President Obama challenges Donald Trump to prove his hair is American... 0
Iamthestig 3 years

All I want to know is whether Mr. trump can prove that his hairpiece has American heritage. I think the country wants to know that every fibre on his being is American through and through...

National economy less important less perceived sexism says angry Lesbedyke 0
ronseal 3 years
Jeremy Clarkson and Ryan Giggs have not taken out super-injunctions 6
John Wiltshire 3 years

A TV star and columnist, and a well-known footballer, may or may not have taken out super-injunctions, but even if they have, we cannot know this or give any indication of who they are., The...

Running repair on towing gear for Royal Carriage causes last minute hitch 0
Basil_B 3 years
I don't think my wife IS better known than me, retorts Lord Gaga 8
ronseal 3 years

Lord Gaga has angrily rejected suggestions that his wife, Lady Gaga, is now probably better known than him. 'Does Lady Gaga make the best gentleman's wellingtons in Jermyn Street? No. Was Lady Gaga...

UNICEF quizzed over blowing donations on Barcelona shirt sponsorship deal 0
DrTurmoil 3 years
Kate to give ‘whatevah’ W sign for marriage vow 2
jp1885 3 years

The recently released order of service has revealed that Britain’s future queen will answer the question ‘will you take William Arthur Philip Louis to be your husband?’ by giving a ‘W’...

Bereaved family of man who invented autocue 'lost for words'. 6
be reasonable 3 years
Tickets for Victoria Pendleton's Olympic events sell like fast-selling things 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The organisers (if that's the right word) of the 2012 Olympics have announced that tickets for Victoria Pendleton's events at the Olympics have sold faster than anything else has ever sold, including...

'No to AV' campaign regretting celebrity support of Man from Del Monte 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Writing was on the wall for inventor of autocue 2
ronseal 3 years
Inventor of autocue to be Monday on buried 1
rickwestwell 3 years
William and Kate confirm they are booked to go on Jeremy Kyle in October. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Micheal Winner to be appointed Ambassador to Middle East. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Obama unable to produce documents making him white. 0
Tom Sarvay 3 years
New high score set for stealing credit card details... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Economy seeks super-injunction over sordid 'double dip' rumours 0
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