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Simon Cowell Intruder Speaks About Her Ordeal

The woman who is alleged to have been an intruder in Simon Cowell's home this weekend has been speaking for the first time about her ordeal. "It was a total nightmare. I was caught short and was...

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Quaz 26.03.12 6:34pm
writinginbsl
Flock of Routemaster buses forming on South Downs - 2

Around 200 Routemaster buses have been seen congregating outside Ditchling in the South Downs National Park, with local police warning people to avoid the area unless absolutely necessary....

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grumblechops 02.04.12 4:25pm
dvo4fun
Firemen claim "using buckets will cost lives" as hosepipe ban looms. 0
bonjonelson 26.03.12 5:02pm
bonjonelson
Cruddas puts foot in it then develops a bluster. 0
weematt 26.03.12 3:57pm
weematt
"Bribes we wouldn't take anything as crude as bribes" - admits Camdine Cruddas 0
simonjmr 26.03.12 3:55pm
simonjmr
Dementia UK to receive more money ... repeated later 1
timyarby 26.03.12 3:03pm
beau-jolly
Cameron plumbs new depths.

More soon., There you go, Jesse. Enjoy...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 26.03.12 4:09pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Dr. Who Bollards are dropped

Plans for Dr. Who-shaped bollards outside a primary school are rejected by parents who described them as 'scary'. The makers of the bollards said they remained "proud" of them. MD Mike Reepygran...

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Exiled Royal 26.03.12 2:09pm
Exiled Royal
Dr. Who Bollards are dropped 0
Exiled Royal 26.03.12 2:08pm
Exiled Royal
Milliband sees through Government lack of transparency

PM Questions today David Milliband. "When is the Prime Minister going to come clean about those dinners? What about all this "transparency is the best disinfectant" talk?, Don't think we can't see...

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weematt 26.03.12 1:53pm
weematt
Muamba makes full recovery.

In a joint hospital and club statement it was reported today that Bolton midfielder Fabrice Muamba has been able to "sit out of bed, eat and watch television". A spokesman for the London Chest...

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Haywood Manley 26.03.12 1:53pm
Haywood Manley
WHOOPS

2 people have done that already - must learn to check further back!...

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Ian Searle 26.03.12 1:52pm
Ian Searle
Harrods to introduce “Dinner for” range aimed at corporate market

(just an excuse to work in the BOGOF line), Harrods, the exclusive London supermarket, are to add a range of dining-in options to the current familiar fine dining offerings . For some time now...

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weematt 26.03.12 1:26pm
weematt
Cameron appoints Bernard Madoff new party treasurer

In a surprise move, PM David Cameron has appointed Bernard Madoff party treasurer to replace Peter Cruddas. "I haven't met Mr Madoff personally, but Jonathan Aitken shared a cell with him and he...

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apepper 26.03.12 8:05pm
theskurve
Collapse of Staycation UK leaves thousands stranded at home

The collapse of holiday company Staycation UK has left thousands of Brits stranded in lounges, gardens and conservatories throughout the country. Brenda Nolan,46,from Dudley, said she and her family...

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roybland 26.03.12 1:27pm
weematt
The Bullingdon Club to sue PM over dining plagiarism claims

Spokesman quoted as saying "He even stole our all you can smash dinner idea, the oik! "...

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Scronnyglonkle 26.03.12 1:04pm
Scronnyglonkle
Olympic Park Legacy Company "... expect an uplift in weightlifting "

more later...

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dvo4fun 26.03.12 12:51pm
dvo4fun
Goldilocks refuses to reveal whose porridge was best

Sod it - just looked and it's out of date already...

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Mandy Lifeboat 26.03.12 12:28pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Reaction to a Kleeneze catalogue could pinpoint exact moment middle age hits

Scientists claim they have managed to pinpoint the exact moment that middle age begins - simply by measuring reaction to a humble Kleeneze catalogue. "It's astonishingly accurate," explains...

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UnfitMother 26.03.12 8:01pm
theskurve
ITV reveals new Blockbuster to be written by Julian Fellowes

ITV has announced it has commissioned "Downton Abbey" and "Titanic" creator Lord Julian Fellowes to write a new blockbuster about Womens Suffrage. Entitled "Votes for Women",ITV has been quick to...

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Bismarck 26.03.12 12:07pm
Bismarck
No.10 to publish PM dinner list, All budgets catered for!

Prices start from £100 for being offerd a Mojo to £1.5m for three course + Cheese and Biscuits...

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Scronnyglonkle 26.03.12 12:07pm
Scronnyglonkle
Cameron in very deep water 3
pere floza 26.03.12 8:13pm
bonjonelson
Dementia UK told they have already had the money 9
beau-jolly 26.03.12 8:18pm
Tory donor attends dinner in Mariana Trench after Cameron invite mix up 0
Iamthestig 26.03.12 11:45am
Iamthestig
PM blames poor literacy standards for "Doner Invitation" spelling gaffe........ 0
Bismarck 26.03.12 11:44am
Bismarck
Groupon offer: Attend two PM dinner parties for the price of one.

BOGOF of the century - Bribe one, graft one free...

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weematt 26.03.12 11:40am
weematt
Cash-for-dinners latest: restaurant owner admits he has done it "for years" 1
UnfitMother 26.03.12 1:24pm
UnfitMother
Labour calls for ‘Come Dine With Me’ style reviews of all No 10 dinner parties

Labour leader Ed Miliband has called the immediate disclosure of the marks out of 10 awarded by the guests of all dinner parties given by the Prime Minister since he moved in to 10 Downing Street....

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ianslat 26.03.12 11:31am
ianslat
Cheryl Cole insists masterminding break-in to Simon Cowell's home "was worth it" 0
UnfitMother 26.03.12 11:27am
UnfitMother
Man Killed By Ghost 0
AngryGammon 26.03.12 11:00am
AngryGammon