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Coastal erosion will cause cut backs in coast guard services 0
Basil_B 3 years

Transport Secretary Philip Hammond dismissed ideas today that his department will be responsible for cut backs in coast guard services around the British Isles, claiming instead that it will be...

Midsomer Murders Addresses Diversity Criticisms 0
pere floza 3 years

Responding to recent criticism that Midsomer Murders features only white middle class characters and an unrealistic spectrum of criminal activity ranging from ‘murder’ to ‘murder’, the...

Confused head of furniture retailer, MFI, resigns after reading misprint 0
Boarfunkel 3 years
Life on distant planet 'probably quite boring', say scientists 0
roybland 3 years

Life on a newly discovered planet 20 light years away from earth could be quite boring, according to scientists.,  , 'I know this is supposed to be a tremendously exciting discovery,' said Oxford...

Brain Link Between Mandela And Morgan Freeman Worries Fans 1
jampot 3 years

A bio-psychic link between Nelson Mandela and actor Morgan Freeman is expected to prove fatal to the Hollywood star when Mandela dies, probably this winter. The unique condition, until now a...

Fury as minister moots degrees of severity across spectrum of violent crime 1
ronseal 3 years
Victims of Frape furious at Ken Clarke. 5
Qoxiivi 3 years
Budding actor arrested for necrophilia after being told to wait in the Wings. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Gordon Brown donates maid uniform to charity auction 0
Erlang 3 years

A spokesman stated the uniform was used for a one off prank and now was no longer required...

Queen tells Irish 'Don't blame me, I'm German' 0
ronseal 3 years

The Queen was accused of 'doing a Ben Elton' yesterday, after she attempted to pass herself off as another social group, in a ruse aimed at avoiding unpleasant associations. Her Majesty has...

Rikers Island prison inmate, Strauss-Kahn, taking rape very seriously 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Daily Mail shock over Arnie's love pad. £200,000 for a four bedroom house ! 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Tesco to adopt olympic ticket sales lottery for groceries 4
3 years

An industry insider has revealed that Tesco, the country's leading retailer of Absolutely Everything, is keeping a watchful eye on sales of olympic tickets. "This could be a revolution in retail,...

Book Review : The Good Rape Guide by Ken Clarke 0
MADJEZ 3 years
New Bin Laden recording translated by Derek Acorah 0
Basil_B 3 years
Ken Clarke"Not all paedophilia the same" 0
pumpernickle 3 years

At conservative H.Q today in a press conference on reducing prison numbers justice minister Ken Clarke said"not all paedophilia was the same."To a packed room he went on to say"You have to look at...

Dominique Strauss-Kahn hires Ken Clarke to defend him on rape charge 1
Genghis Cohen 3 years

The disgraced head of the IMF, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, is said to be ‘quietly optimistic’ about his chances of wriggling off a rape charge after hiring UK Justice Secretary Ken Clarke as his...

Ken Clarke ‘had it coming’, say women who have been raped. 1
SingingHinny 3 years

'He shouldn't have dressed like a fat, ignorant slob.' More outdated and worrying views later...

Ken Clarke claims rape victims charity collector wouldn't take no for an answer 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Reclusive Japanese karate expert was ‘just using kid to wash and clean’ 1
JayGee 3 years

An American high school student is suing an elderly Japanese man who, he claims, tricked him into washing cars and doing DIY at his house, under the pretence that he was learning self defence. Dave...

motorcyclist with bionic hand buys 15 tons of KY jelly. 1
be reasonable 3 years

More soreness soon...

Defra claims "14% of all food waste is McDonald's gherkin". More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years

Thanks Charlies_hat...

Oil seed rape is COMPLETELY different, insists Ken Clarke 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Prince Philip complains about lack of potatoes at Irish banquet 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Chris Huhne denies trying to get someone else to answer police questions 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Stauss-Kahn appoints Ken Clarke as his defence lawyer 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Queen’s banquet speech increases pressure on Ireland to apologise for Westlife 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ken Clarke concedes there is only one type of pillock 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Viagra can make you deaf... 1
be reasonable 3 years
25,000 pieces of rotting gherkin found in Wisconsin back yard 5
charlies_hat 3 years