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Watchdog criticizes GayDay loans for causing spiral into male prostitution. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Cameron Vows "If French Attack The Argies First....." 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

."We'll be right behind them as usual."...

6music celebrates 10th year by handing original listeners over to Radio 2 11
3 years

As 6music celebrated its tenth year of appealing to 31-33 year-olds who pretend to enjoy obscure music released between 1993 and 1995, listeners over the age of 40 are being forceably bundled into...

Coldplay still the strongest sedative available without prescription. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Beverley Hilton dead from Press overdose 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Eighties legend Beverley Hilton was found dead in Los Angeles today. She had been overcome by a massive wave of Press hysteria and intrusive speculation. Complete strangers were seen rummaging in...

Apache pilot and gunner, Prince Harry, disobeys order to fire at Will 2
Smart Alex 3 years
Safety officer’s head explodes after Brian Cox attends ‘Speed Awareness’ course 8
3 years

The organiser of a speed awareness course in Cheshire has been confounded to death by physicist Brian Cox. Professor Cox decided to attend the course rather than collect three points on his driving...

Tributes pour in for homeless drug addict 10
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

People from all walks of life have been paying tribute today to Jake Riley, a homeless heroin addict who died at the weekend aged just 34. Often seen huddled in shop doorways around Leicester city...

Equivocal Valentine’s cards for unfulfilling relationships 12
Long Distance Clara 3 years

Clinton Cards launches range of equivocal Valentine’s cards for unfulfilling relationships Following complaints from customers who find themselves in relationships lacking the life-long commitment...

BMWs replace handcart as preferred mode of transport, says latest Sinners' Poll 0
pinxit 3 years
BBC unveils its latest 'maverick judge with a difference' drama - Strasbourg 0
ronseal 3 years

The BBC has unveiled its latest drama series about an unconventional lawmaker who acts on hunches and does things his own way. 'Strasbourg' follows the adventures of Jurgen Strasbourg, a judge with a...

South Atlantic tensions "back from brink" as Argentina returns Tevez 0
grottymonty 3 years

With news that Carlos Tevez is back in Manchester today the world issued a collective sigh of relief. The British army has been stood down to an amber footing as the threat of all out war recedes. ...

Tevez Complains: No Trees at Eastlands 0
HenryMJUK 3 years

When challenged Tevez said: Woof, woof woof, woof, woof woof woof snarl ....

Omnipotent deities need more protection in UK, urges Baroness Warsi 0
cinquecento 3 years
Radio 4 announcers admit to sneaky late-night waltzes to ‘Sailing By’ 7
Clarky 3 years

Late-night Radio 4 announcers and studio staff often take their partners for a slow waltz to the lilting strings of ‘Sailing By’, the music played before the late-night shipping forecast, it has...

Find true love with genuine meat marquee and dry meat confidence 15
youbuyitnow 3 years

Do you crave it like I do? I honk for it, sadly. But now I honk not, thanks to [url=]genuine meat marquee with the confidence of dry meat[/url]....

Kneejerk move to ban cliches from headlines comes under fire 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Argentina to extend naval boycott to Duran Duran’s ‘Rio’ yacht 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

Argentina's transport workers' union says it will extend its recent naval boycott to Duran Duran’s private yacht as used in the iconic video for the band’s 1983 hit single Rio. The union -...

Typical. A man has a baby and we're supposed to be impressed writes India Knight 0
ronseal 3 years
Cameron seeks Dalglish advice on apologising for obnoxious millionaires 2
Midfield Diamond 3 years

David Cameron is set to meet Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish later this month to discuss methods for dealing with rich but repugnant characters who tarnish the good name of the profession they...

Huge Increase in 3rd rate Whitney Houston jokes causes World Wide Web to crash 0
Mathna 3 years
Movie goers warned Sean Penn's call for Falklands dialogue could lead to film 0
ronseal 3 years

Cinema Multiplexes across Britain have been put on Bad Movie alert, after Sean Penn issued calls for 'Malvinas dialogue' yesterday. At worst, warn security experts, it could lead to a schamltzy,...

Grammy award winner Adeles not so secret weight loss secret revealed 0
Marko 3 years

Once famous for her curvier figure, singer Adele was almost a shadow of her former self, rather than the total eclipse that she used to be, when collecting 6 Grammy awards at the weekend. Now a mere...

St Valentines Day Massacre 2 - clumsy oaf stands on kids ant colony 0
Marko 3 years
"Blame the Doctor" claim the Houstons as new craze sweeps America 0
Marko 3 years

Believed to have started when Whacko Jacko popped his clogs, a new epidemic is sweeping the States called 'Doc Blame', where families of deceased are being targeted by 'no win-no fee' businesses....

Electrical retailers to produce shoddy goods to make warranties worthwhile 6
ozythelabrador 3 years

Following the investigation by the Office of Fair Trading, retailers – including Currys, PC World and Comet – have agreed to reduce the quality of the products they sell in order that the...

South Atlantic tensions "back from brink" as Argentina returns Tevez 2
grottymonty 3 years

The british army has been stood down to an amber footing today and the Royal Navy warship on route to the Falklands has been recalled to Southampton on the news that after two months of mounting...

School crossings to get pizza ovens. 0
Hugh Jarse 3 years

Furious lollipop men and women walked off the job today all across New South Wales after learning that the state government was now expecting them to cook pizza during quiet periods. State premier,...

'Thinking out of the box' to be discouraged, says Funeral Directors Union 0
pinxit 3 years
Playground Mafia bully rep. complains that bullies are themseves being bullied. 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More crocodile tears shortly...