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Panto Season: Yeo, Mensch & Dorries Land Plum Roles 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 28.08.12 7:43pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Bank Holiday Caravan Competition - Bessie wows the judges

The world of the Caravan Club was rocked yesterday with a surprise entry in the annual 'Cosmetic Caravan' competition. The prestige event, held traditionally over the August Bank holiday in Beaulieu...

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Squudge 28.08.12 7:06pm
Squudge
Assisted suicide story demands right to die peacefully

And not to be resuscitated by editors desperate to fill space...

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Ian Searle 28.08.12 4:27pm
Ian Searle
Mystery 99% loading delay solved, say Microsoft.

Microsoft have finally gotten to the bottom of why the last 1% of any software installation takes as long as the other 99%. It was due to a 'feature' in the original Windows. In the early days, no...

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Boutros 28.08.12 4:01pm
apepper
Neil Armstrong death 'an obvious hoax' say conspiracy theorists 13
Midnight Dreary 28.08.12 2:58pm
Nails UK
Spotted lion 'probably leopard' say experts 0
Midnight Dreary 28.08.12 1:32pm
Midnight Dreary
PM still opposed to third runway, but "happy with fourth one"

David Cameron has denied suggestions of a U-turn on transport policy; "I said before the election that there would be no third runway at Heathrow and I stand by that. However, a fourth runway is a...

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apepper 28.08.12 1:18pm
kimllfixit
Cameron orders Larry the No. 10 tabby to be put to sleep

(One for Jesse)...

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Lucy4 28.08.12 12:52pm
Lucy4
Ryanair announce turd runway at Knock airport 0
charlies_hat 28.08.12 12:34pm
charlies_hat
Cannabis users deny claims of IQ loss

"It's, like, not, er, you know, false, er true."...

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apepper 28.08.12 12:26pm
apepper
Holistic healers amazed as new natural ingredient actually does something

Herbal medicine creators and homeopaths were today said to be “very excited” at the reports of a new natural ingredient with proven painkilling properties. Derived from the coco plant, the white...

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kimllfixit 28.08.12 12:06pm
kimllfixit
Martians threaten invasion if NASA goes ahead with planned Will I.Am broadcast 0
Mark66 28.08.12 12:03pm
Mark66
Essex police armed with dining room chairs and whips 5
charlies_hat 28.08.12 11:20am
Midfield Diamond
Clacton's Wizard of Oz panto gets unexpected publicity over the weekend

After the actor playing the cowardly lion is seen wandering the streets in costume. More soon...

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simonjmr 28.08.12 11:19am
simonjmr
First Michael Jackson. Now Neil Armstrong.Are Moonwalkers cursed, asks Daily Ma 3
ronseal 28.08.12 11:05am
dvo4fun
Search for intelligent Essex Policemen called off..

..entire force currently looking for a jabberwocky outside Romford...

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RickH 28.08.12 10:01am
RickH
Yahoo CEO to be deported after inserting his search toolbar without permission

(yes, I know, I should have unticked a box somewhere. I was still asleep) More soon...

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Hurrumph 28.08.12 9:24am
Hurrumph
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Squudge 28.08.12 9:21am
Squudge
Research finds that smoking weed can make you ‘err..... stuff’

A team of researchers in New Zealand have conducted a study into the effects of smoking cannabis at a young age, and concluded that ‘Smoking weed while your brain is still developing can make you,...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 28.08.12 8:53am
The All New Jeni B
Older bees find young bees' dancing "incomprehensible". 8
nickb 28.08.12 8:18am
JohnA
Longleat Monkeys finally complete Vauxhall Astra Project

After 5 years of hard work the monkeys of Longleat drive through Safari have put the finishing touches to a metallic blue Vauxhall Astra. Paul, spokesmen for the 100 strong Rhesus monkey troop told...

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button 28.08.12 7:53am
button
Young bees "embarrassed" by older bees dancing. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 28.08.12 7:47am
JohnA
Annual Taliban dinner dance fundraiser postponed. 0
Maverick 28.08.12 3:21am
Maverick
Philip in the pink

So nice to see (HRH) Philip looking well again, http://assets3.pinimg.com/upload/87116574013000019_EE7eaHbf.jpg...

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Squudge 27.08.12 10:07pm
Squudge
Gardener Questions Thyme.

I'm [s]sorrel[/s] er, sorry...

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The All New Jeni B 27.08.12 7:24pm
The All New Jeni B
Stats show number of 5* subs has dipped for first time in Newsbiscuit history 0
charlies_hat 27.08.12 6:57pm
charlies_hat
Tin Man, Scarecrow seen wandering in Herts as UK prepares for more storms. 4
nickb 27.08.12 6:50pm
charlies_hat
Vox Pops ultimately inconclusive, concludes Vox Pops

In a blow to lazy television producers everywhere, a recent series of Vox Pops suggested they fail to provide any legitimate insight. The Vox Pops, recorded in whatever town centre the cameraman and...

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Chindle 27.08.12 6:41pm
dvo4fun
Medieval Torture To Be Introduced In UK Schools

In a bid to curb unruly behaviour in the classroom, the department of education has decided to introduce a number of brutal disciplinary measures including the use of medieval instruments of torture....

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Jonny Shlep 27.08.12 5:50pm
Jonny Shlep
Same sex marriage threatens steady flow of shy,vulnerable children says Bishop 3
tedweasel 27.08.12 5:39pm
Vertically Challenged Giant