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Chelsea ball boy found face down in Swansea bath 0
Drylaw 24.01.13 10:18am
Drylaw
Taliban boost for equality after saying it will now kill boys as well as girls 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.01.13 9:02am
Duncan Biscuit
Mali issues urgent appeal to international community for more buffalo soldiers 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.01.13 9:01am
Duncan Biscuit
Beyonce ‘not the first woman to mouth for a President’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.01.13 9:01am
Duncan Biscuit
Milliband still waiting for tactical advice on IN/Out strategy for Okey Cokey 0
ronseal 24.01.13 8:40am
ronseal
NTV lifetime achievement award for Jimmy Savile who touched so many. 1
MADJEZ 24.01.13 4:21am
Dumbnews
Scottish BDSM group planning "special" Burns Night celebrations

Surely done before ?...

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DorsetBoy 24.01.13 2:58am
DorsetBoy
'Tumours bad for our health' warn smokers

Smokers have complained that putting tumours on their cigarettes has been bad for their health., They say that until recently, someone smoking 15 cigarettes a day could expect to wait several years...

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Gerontius 23.01.13 10:53pm
dvo4fun
Vinegar bomber was a balsamic fundamentalist 0
One Line Only 23.01.13 10:50pm
One Line Only
Professor Brian Cox found to be too clever by eiπ/(cos(π)-sin(π/2)) 9
Smart Alex 23.01.13 10:40pm
Sinnick
England lose death penalty shoot-out 1
One Line Only 23.01.13 10:29pm
deskpilot3
Date Set for Britain-on-the-Wold Village Raffle

From the Britain-on-the-Wold parish newsletter: Parish council leader David Cameron has announced that the residents of the village of Britain-on-the-Wold will be given a chance to enter a raffle in...

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SJM 23.01.13 10:24pm
SJM
Ball-boy kick dismissed as "occupational hazard"

Hazard also dismissed...

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The Last Detail 23.01.13 10:21pm
The Last Detail
Ball boy buried in garden of Eden 0
One Line Only 23.01.13 10:06pm
One Line Only
League Cup Semi Final Result: Chelsea 1(child assaulted) Swansea 0 0
custard cream 23.01.13 9:55pm
custard cream
Rejected reality TV contestants rescued from sack in river Thames

A London man was shocked last night when he pulled a writhing sack out of the river Thames and discovered that it contained a collection of half-drowned, almost-forgotten reality TV stars. Ian...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 23.01.13 9:45pm
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Tarpaulin manufacturer in frightening production line accident sheets himself. 0
SJM 23.01.13 9:44pm
SJM
Cameron and Clegg launch matching swimwear range: "We're All In This Together" 0
SJM 23.01.13 9:37pm
SJM
‘Now give us an in/out vote on the UK’, demands Middle England

Buoyed by the opportunity to make a knee-jerk exit from EU membership, voters in England are calling for the right to leave other well-established clubs that they’ve never had much interest in....

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23.01.13 9:37pm
Ironduke
Eating lunch at your desk bad for your keyboard, survey finds 0
custard cream 23.01.13 9:35pm
custard cream
Microwave salesman resigns after just 90 seconds. 3
SJM 23.01.13 9:29pm
SJM
Hokey Cokey party demands 'shake it all about' option for in/out referendum

And that's what it's all about. I've run out of meds. Apologies...

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DustyBinLaden 23.01.13 9:18pm
DustyBinLaden
Drugs advisers rule out ban on Khat, saying "I love you you're my bessht mate" 0
exigo 23.01.13 6:14pm
exigo
Rubbish 3
Gerontius 23.01.13 5:20pm
Gerontius
White House deny lip-synch accusation

A leading White House representative has denied accusations that President Obama lip-synched his way through the entire eight minutes of his inauguration speech at the weekend., President Obama was...

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Gerontius 23.01.13 4:52pm
Gerontius
Rogue beekeeper arrested in police sting operation 1
AReader 23.01.13 4:32pm
Tess Goes
Armstrong of the Law in doping scandal

Doesn't quite work but there has to be a pun in there somewhere...

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Gerontius 23.01.13 3:37pm
Gerontius
BBC 'scraping the bottom' by commissioning a series of 'Call the Proctologist '. 4
Ian Searle 23.01.13 3:13pm
medici2471
Village People to sue Mo Farah over ‘Mobot’ celebration.

Double Olympic gold-medallist Mo Farah found himself facing plagiarism charges today as 1970s disco act, The Village People, announced they were planning to sue over Farah’s popular ‘Mobot’...

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JD 23.01.13 2:37pm
JD
Gordon Sumner arrested in Police sting operation. 0
bonjonelson 23.01.13 1:50pm
bonjonelson