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its not right, but its ok.......... 1
arthurminnit 3 years

., ., ., ., ., says whitney houstons pathologist, as he pulls down his trousers. (stolen from someone else)...

Daniel Radcliffe’s tongue trickery ‘still not enough to make him sexy’ say women 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rangers enter administration but get knocked out in qualifying round 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ryan Air to charge extra for service by red hot stewardesses 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sacked for being legless on the job 6
Marko 3 years

An Iranian terrorist bomber has been relieved of his duties for blowing his own legs off in a botched boom job today., Bosses at the Bankok terror cell sacked him immediately upon hearing of the...

Sean Penn's stand on Malvinas backed by Big Bird, Fozzy Bear and Pee Wee Herman 1
ronseal 3 years

Hollywood's Finest, a troop of crack actor/visionary/world leaders, has thrown its weight behind Sean Penn's campaign to return the Falkland Islands to indigenous Spanish colonialists who first...

Sweetener industry develop healthier "Lite fructose corn syrup" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Rangers resigned to finishing 1st or 2nd again after having 10 points docked 1
Qoxiivi 3 years
Eric Pickles to require ALL councils to pray before meetings... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

on the basis that he won't be given them any more money, so they had better start looking after themselves...

Cameron to meet with Lewis Moody. More soon. 0
GreenCross 3 years
Man drove 'economic bus' off cliff & berates successor for not reversing back up 1
dvo4fun 3 years

More Balls soon...

Mourinho caught sexting with Abramovich on Valentines Day 0
Hooch 3 years
Rangers in administration crisis "A bleak day for sectarian bigots" says McCoist 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Cameron Finally Admits That Him And Osborne Have "Done A Glasgow Rangers"...... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.With the UK economy...

“Holy trinity” traffic lights to signal Christian messages. 3
nickb 3 years

“Red the bible today? Orange you glad? Go in peace” is just one of the triple messages that drivers in the town of Tiverton may see on traffic lights, thanks to competition winner Jeremy Front,...

3 dead and 25 injured in bandwagon collapse 9
Immunis 3 years

There were scenes of chaos in the Houses of Parliament today as the bankers bonuses bandwagon finally collapsed under the weight of political outrage. The emergency services are still searching for...

Whitney Would Enjoy Seeing Her Deathbed on TV 0
Hooch 3 years

The singer and actress Whitney Houston died on Sunday night leaving behind a great feeling of sadness within her many fans. Her death has also sparked fury as images of the bath in which she drew he...

Government announce 'Commercialism Day' as a new way to waste your money 1
Perks 3 years

Following on from the financial success of Christmas and Valentines day recently, the Government are expected to release details of a new celebration on 1st July. ‘Commercialism Day’ will start...

Gravy Train to carry custard, says Network Rail 0
nickb 3 years
Old Firm Goes Bankrupt 0
Mathna 3 years
"Flowers would have been nice", sniffs Abu Qatada 3
cinquecento 3 years

While enjoying his release from prison and the opportunity to catch up on the daytime television shopping channels, Abu Qatada has revealed his sense of disappointment in affairs of the heart. "I'm...

The seemingly endless Carlos Tevez saga took a bizarre turn today .. 0
Gourd Almighty 3 years

.. as he arrived in Manchester to be told he'd been transferred to Glasgow Rangers. Roberto Mancini said, "I believe he can do a job for Rangers that he couldn't manage here at Manchester City."...

Middle-Earth in crisis as Rangers go bust 0
apepper 3 years

One for LOTR fans!...

Man still bitter about £1.75 he spent on Valentine card 0
roybland 3 years

Nineteen-year-old Poundland checkout worker Jake Doyle says he is still bitter about the Valentine card he sent to a colleague he fancied. 'I guess I should have got over it by now,' he says, 'but I...

Watchdog criticizes GayDay loans for causing spiral into male prostitution. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Cameron Vows "If French Attack The Argies First....." 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

."We'll be right behind them as usual."...

6music celebrates 10th year by handing original listeners over to Radio 2 11
3 years

As 6music celebrated its tenth year of appealing to 31-33 year-olds who pretend to enjoy obscure music released between 1993 and 1995, listeners over the age of 40 are being forceably bundled into...

Coldplay still the strongest sedative available without prescription. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Beverley Hilton dead from Press overdose 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Eighties legend Beverley Hilton was found dead in Los Angeles today. She had been overcome by a massive wave of Press hysteria and intrusive speculation. Complete strangers were seen rummaging in...

Apache pilot and gunner, Prince Harry, disobeys order to fire at Will 2
Smart Alex 3 years