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Delays expected as Olympic torch bearers told to offer a light to smokers. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Government OAP Anti-obesity Policy Declared a Success 0
LizzyG 3 years

David Cameron was said to be thrilled with reports that pensioners on low incomes are choosing to cut back on food to pay fuel bills., "Our policy of keeping pensions low as food and fuel bills...

Doctors unable to medicate as Zippy and George lose their voice. 0
Mr Payne 3 years

Bungle 'inconsolable'....

Everyone: 'I always knew Giggs was a cheat but I decided not to say anything' 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Every journalist has now admitted they knew all along that Ryan Giggs was a love cheat, but they all decided not to say anything at the time until everyone else knew. Said Bill Williams, the Daily...

Ryan Giggs found to be responsible for all the evil in the world 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Minister rapped over rapeseed remarks 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

Jim Paice MP, Minister of State for Agriculture and Food has declined to apologise after he appeared to suggest that some rapeseeds were better than others. It followed a BBC interview about...

New National Crime Agency ‘first step in Lords reform’ says Clegg 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tories to u-turn on General Election victory. 2
SingingHinny 3 years
e.Coli traced to Norwegian bananas. 1
Griffin 3 years
Andy Murray disappointed to miss out on 3D TV coverage of Wimbledon finals 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
2012 Olympic torch unveiling fiasco after designers forget to include batteries 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Defiant Gadaffi: “Come back! I’ll bite yer ankles! We’ll call it a draw!” 0
FraserWords 3 years

More bombs soon...

Sienna Miller issues 'unreserved apology' to News of the World 0
fun and games 3 years

Sienna Miller has said sorry to the News of the World for not doing anything exciting during the time her phone was being hacked. Miller’s mobile phone calls were intercepted from 2004-6, which she...

Cabinet to raise cash with "Dull Monty" strip act 0
FraserWords 3 years

Amid soaring fuel and food prices, Chancellor George Osborne revealed a dramatic plan to wipe out the national debt in one fell swoop: the Cabinet is going to form a male strip act and tour Northern...

Birkenstocks linked to e-coli outbreak 1
simonjmr 3 years
Apple launch new naval app - iiCaptain 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Government to combat extremists by shooting them all 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Crouch snapped kissing Scotland in club after declaring commitment to England 1
button 3 years
Apple to recall iPhone from UK as customers 'just not cool enough' for it 0
dicky37 3 years

Consumer electronics giant Apple last night issued the biggest recall of one of its products after citing a 'problem with the demographics', A statement issued by the company said "The latest iPhone...

Rastafarians eagerly await launch of 'I and I' pod. 0
be reasonable 3 years
Closure of twee bedding company blamed on lack of checks and valances 0
3 years
Organisers of Kilt Wearer's charity unicycle race insist on checks and balancers 0
3 years
Skype users unsure how to tell when service is broken 3
3 years

Skype users around the world have been left puzzled by Microsoft's announcement that the service is currently not working properly. A handful of users have complained that they have experienced...

Google announce plans to spread themselves 10% thinner 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Apple geeks anxiously anticipate launch of the iWoman 0
Dumbnews 3 years
'Cure' for obesity discovered: "move more and eat less", say experts. 0
be reasonable 3 years

More buns soon...

A. C. Grayling 'stoical' about smoke-bomb attack. 0
be reasonable 3 years
NY Sofitel 'disappointed' by Strauss-Kahn feedback on Trip Advisor 19
3 years

Strauss-Kahn, former head of the IMF, has left a scathing review of the Manhattan Sofitel on the popular travel website Trip Advisor. He was particularly critical of the in-room facilities, claiming...

Blue Peter launches Libyan Rebels ammunition appeal 1
LostLad 3 years

more soon (gonna write it in a bit!)...

George Osborne to cut population by 24% 7
Andrew 3 years

According to a leaked Treasury memo, the Chancellor George Osborne is planning to reduce the burden on public services by reducing the population by 24%. The memo stresses that the proposed cull...