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Australian bush creatures cry 'get me out of here' as more celebs move in 0
Basil_B 3 years
Britain may be running out of generalisations about the middle class 0
ronseal 3 years

Britain's middle classes may no longer be able to provide sustenance for lazy politicians, with sources of generalisations running dangerously low., Soon, Labour peers, columnists and police chiefs...

Jason Manford forced to knock One off following erotic tweets 0
Gerontius 3 years

this is not spam...

NATO fail to pull out in time – Afghan people left holding the baby 1
Gerontius 3 years

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Three blind mice 'should have gone to Specsavers' 0
3 years
‘Lord Anum not feeling the pain’ whine Opposition dinosaurs 2
Gerontius 3 years

A leading Tory peer has been forced to resign his advisory role after letting slip some unpalatable home truths during a cabinet press conference., Lord Anum, enterprise advisor to the PM was...

EDL to praise Islamic extremists in shock ‘reverse psychology' bid 0
I Am A Horse 3 years

In a daring ‘reverse psychology’ gambit unprecedented in interracial street warfare, the English Defence League are to spend next Saturday afternoon in Preston vociferously embracing Muslim...

After tourists in Bali help return 87 Giant turtles back to the sea 3
arrghgarry 3 years

waiting Factory ship Captain Nao Wen could not express his thanks ...

Miriam Gonzalez Durantez (snozzles to her friends) made parther in Law firm 0
arrghgarry 3 years

as she brings extremely wealthy gullible client to the business ,The U.K. taxpayer...

Peer pressured... 1
Doylem 3 years

“We’ve never had it so good”, said Lord Young, before quitting his post. But, despite the predictable chorus of disapproval, there are plenty of people who agree with him. “Crisis?...

Traditional Xmas pub fights banned - in case they offend muslims 5
ronseal 3 years

Barmy burgers at Surbiton Council.. etc, Seasonal heavy drinking and domestic violence celebrations, Tradition going back to Anglo Saxon times, Uppity council jobsworth., Taking offence on behalf...

Lord Young to fly to Dublin to "turn those Irish frowns upside down" 4
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

With his sound words and sage advice, Lord Young is rapidly becoming an efficient, and cost effective,solution for any nation which feels that, perhaps, its economy is going down the swannee., "I...

At last, the holy grail of cross-breeding: a dog that is just for Christmas... 0
Doylem 3 years
Capello identifies main problem with England team: we’re “not very good”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Man requires Google Maps on iPhone to give simplest of directions... 0
Doylem 3 years
Robots perform simple, repetitive tasks; royal family rendered obsolete... 0
Doylem 3 years
Kate in training for royal biathlon: waving and smiling... 0
Doylem 3 years
Kate joins Princess Michael of Kent in royal line of pre-op transexuals... 0
Doylem 3 years
Lying in bath of baked beans: not Children in Need, just regular Friday night... 0
Doylem 3 years
Young and Manford signed up to promote revolving door manufacturers. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Writer retracts crap post by editing over it 1
Moggsy 3 years
Royal souvenirs “hit rock bottom” with commemorative commode... 0
Doylem 3 years
MP short of breath... 0
Doylem 3 years

Labour MP Eric Joyce is remorseful after being banned from driving for a year, for failing to provide a breath test. “I’ve learned one thing at least from this traumatic experience: if you’re...

Pudsey's benefit stopped as fundraising deemed 'as good as working' by JobCentre 0
Moggsy 3 years
Mrs Doyle Employed to Persuade World's Monetary Powers to Assist Ireland 4
De-scribe 3 years

ah..y'will...

27 Dwarves missing in Mordor 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Spanish voters admit to faking orgasms... 1
deskpilot3 3 years

See [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11795407]null[/url]...

Cosseted Inbred Millionaire Fuckwit Lord Young Acts Like a Complete Cunt 5
De-scribe 3 years
Irish close their borders 2
dpx 3 years

In what seems like a knee jerk reaction to the latest financial crisis to hit Ireland, the Government has announced that they are to commence a crack down of their citizens leaving the country with...

Disillusioned LibDems to form new party 2
Sinnick 3 years

to be called "Democratic Liberals", or "Social Liberal Democrats", or "Social Democratic Liberals", or "Liberal Socialists", or "Democratic Social Liberals", or It may happen. Soon. Oh, it's just...