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Clear off your card debt, and then just Clear Off, says Cameron 2
Drylaw 3 years
IOW residents 'speechless' as the Jazz Singer hits cinema screen 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Talkies will never take off" said one Shankiln resident yesterday as unheralded crowds of 25 people queued outside the Shanklin Odeon to witness the all singing, dancing and talking Jazz Singer for...

UK pubs win rights not to show ESPN football coverage 0
simonjmr 3 years
"Our future lies in magic beans" claims Cameron 0
simonjmr 3 years
Wilkinson hits back at 'doubters' 0
Screenie 3 years

In a press conference this morning to announce Jonny Wilkinson fit to play France in the World Cup Quarter final clash Jonny hit out at those that had been suggesting his injury may be a boost for...

Dexia Bank's midnight runner fears. More soon 4
dvo4fun 3 years

I was logging on to post this (sad but true) but think I may have heard Eddie Mair in the background using it on R4. Or it may have been the voices in my head. Either way. Fish. Barrel. Sorry...

Jolie shows world what an under-nourished woman looks like 0
Gary Baldy 3 years
Self-righteous plant geneticist announces development of moral maize 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

with a rye grin...

Womankind expresses eternal grattitude to Sure for making them wear little bells 4
DrTurmoil 3 years

Women of the world united today to declare their appreciation of the work of deodorant company Sure which, through getting them to wear little tiny bells to show what busy little bees they often are,...

Italy's style rating slashed 0
spoole2112 3 years

The plight of the Italian economy is having a profound effect on the country's dress sense as Milan's Golden Quad shopping district, once the home the flagship Gucci, Versace and Valentino stores,...

God Love you but fucking hates me, says research 0
ronseal 3 years
New iPhone has better camera. In other news, world economy has collapsed. 1
apepper 3 years

The world was stunned yesterday when a new, slightly improved, iPhone was released. A user explained, "I don't take any photographs, but having a better camera swings the deal for me - I'm buying...

Man flunks interview for Nightclub Doorman as he admits to being good with peopl 0
ronseal 3 years
Tony Blair called in to arbitrate on poodle row 0
Clarky 3 years

Tony Blair has been asked to bring his years of political experience to bear on a vexed question: should poodle owners be allowed to use hairspray on their pooches’ topknots? Flying in to take up...

Simpsons cannot continue without key cuts, says Fox 0
simonjmr 3 years
Ed Milliiband "speaks fluent SEO" 1
Boutros 3 years

To some, the craft of search engine optimisation takes a little practice. But not for Ed Milliband. Getting those all-important keywords into the first paragraph comes naturally to the Labour leader....

Knox rearrested for speeding on airport road 4
vertical 3 years
SKY satellite set to crash land on Portsmouth pub 6
Boutros 3 years
Human Rights Cat confusion could have been caused by typographical error 1
nickb 3 years

The Home Secretary’s claim that an illegal immigrant could have avoided deportation “because of an act he had with his wife” may be the result of simple typographical error. “I’m not...

New iPhone 4 features revolutionary 'S' after the 4 1
roybland 3 years
Welsh Assembly to solve budget problems with “Unlimited cash from England” 4
Mathna 3 years

The Welsh Assembly is to follow Scotland’s example and grant itself unlimited access to money provided by the English Taxpayer. The move, which will see every Welshman , woman and child given a...

Maya defends Feline Rights Act. 0
spoole2112 3 years

More later...

Blow for England fans as Johnny Wilkinson declared fit 1
3 years
Man stuck holding his penis for 5 hours after BT failure 7
Perks 3 years

A man in Cumshot-in-Avon has been found stuck holding his penis watching a computer screen just saying 'buffering', after a major power cut at a BT Exchange. The 22 year old, John Thomas, a master...

Mass evacuation as small flare mistaken for whopping great big planet 9
Screenie 3 years

Jeff Briggs was out walking his dog, Andrew, when he saw it. ‘I was just walking along when suddenly, out of nowhere, there it was; Jupiter, a massive gas giant usually found at least 893 million...

Now EC red tape demands energy labels...on PETS 15
3 years

The latest meddling by Brussels bureaucrats has been slammed by British animal charities. Not content with informing consumers about the efficiency of the Great British fridge-freezer, the treatising...

Rugby's Aussie Kiss Scandal Blown Out of all Proportion 0
medici2471 3 years
Boss of lap dancing company to strip to raise money for his heart transplant. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

The boss of lap dancing company Spearmint Rhino has been told by his cardiac surgeon "if you want a bypass, I’m not doing it on the NHS - we haven’t got a microscope powerful enough to see that...

Milk Tray man finally caught after stalking women and leaving tawdry chocolate 3
ronseal 3 years

After decades of terrifying lone women, during which he broke into their homes and left chilling calling cards comprising of cheap chocolate boxes, the Milk Tray Man has finally been apprehended....

Cats Protection calls for Theresa May's deportation 0
roybland 3 years