The NewsBiscuit Writers' Room
Everything on these pages has been submitted by readers of the site and appears here unedited. Potential front page stories as well as one-liners for the ticker bar are welcome, so if you would like to write for NewsBiscuit please post your article on this submission board and then attempt to give yourself maximum votes over and over again. The most prolific and successful contributors will be considered for the coveted title of 'Writer of the Month'.
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|Vulcanologists say Editor 'may explode at any minute'||0||
||Dun Dunkin||3 years|
Huge pressure may cause the Editor volcano to explode sending huge dust clouds in the air that could ground planes. "If it goes its going to be bigger than Iceland"...
|People confused by abbreviations boycott Now magazine||0||
||Vertically Challenged Giant||3 years|
|Geldof announces 'Banned Aid' concert to support NOTW employees||0||
||Mr Payne||3 years|
|Death Star to close immediately, announces Vader||5||
The Empire confirmed today it was closing the Death Star with immediate effect, and promised "full co-operation" with the official investigation into the illegal destruction of the planet Alderaan. ...
|Duchess's pitiless abuse by media to be launched early, editors confirm||6||
Media chiefs have confirmed they are to bring forward the pitiless character assassination of the Duchess of Cambridge by six months., The move follows urgent appeals from Buckingham Palace., An...
|All evil in the world personified in faces of Murdoch and Brooks, say experts||0||
Experts have confirmed that all the evil in the world is personified in the faces of Rupert Murdoch and Rebekah Brooks., A study by theology, philosophy and ethics professors at Durham University...
|Public inquiries now Britain's fastest growing industry||0||
|Fake sheikh applies to be milk drinks editor at McDonalds||0||
|Tour de France denies taking bribes over race leaders jersey design change||0||
The troubled race is again causing headlines, but for once, not drug related. In the entire history of the race the tour leader has always coveted the Yellow Jersey, but news has come that Dolce...
|Coulson summoned to Police Station with his toothbrush. More soon.||1||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Derren Brown Finally Uses Mind-Control Powers to Enslave Humanity||2||
The world is still adjusting today to the culmination of illusionist and mentalist Derren Brown's plan to enslave humanity, which has been in the making for over a decade. Brown - who has demanded...
|IOW Resident ‘Disappointed’ at Not Having Mobile Phone Hacked||2||
One of the only people in the UK not to have had their mobile phone hacked by the News of the world has expressed his disappointment at being singled out for inattention. Donald Brown of Ventnor in...
|Freddie Starr and Ozzy Osborne celebrate NoW demise with bat and hamster meal||0||
|Elton to sing 'Don't let the Sun go down on me' at NoTW memorial service||0||
||Dick Everyman||3 years|
"Rebekah took a chance and changed the hacks way of life, but they misread her meaning when she met them, she closed the door and left them blinded by the light" She begged them: "Don't let the...
|NewsBiscuit to bid for News Corp.||0||
|NOTW hack out on your arse? Write for Newsbiscuit.||9||
|News Ltd to launch new tabloid "News of the Wrold" next Sunday||0||
||Nick McCarr||3 years|
|Westminster U-turn on Wheelie Bin Collection||0||
||Captain Emyr||3 years|
Westminster City Council have recently announce that they will not continue with plans to extend the duration between wheelie bin collections to once a fortnight, but have instead suggested an...
|1997 Rental agreement for white Fiat Uno with Barcelona plates found in NTW file||6||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Murdoch to launch new Sunday paper - World of News.||0||
|Literalist spends gap year working in Gap.||2||
|News International to "mothball" Rebekah Brooks for ten years. More soon.||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|NoTW to publish 'Name and Shame' final edition||4||
News International has confirmed that the final edition of the News of The World will be the most scandalous ever, with just lists of names and allegations. The 168-year-old paper, the first Rupert...
|Potter Film Heralds Long Awaited Death of Evil Master: Murdoch Buys Horcrux||0||
do you ever see them both in the same place?...
|Careless hacking causes paper cut. More soon.||0||
|Jamie Oliver seeks backers for 'All About Me' self-serving restaurant - 2||37||
TV chef and child-naming expert Jamie Oliver is looking for support for a new self-serving restaurant. 'All About Me' will be unique in the over-priced food segment, with less focus on organic food,...
|Oh, that's all right then, says everybody as Murdoch closes NoTW||0||
More identical newspapers soon...
|Newsbiscuit.com to close down due to "factual" stories and rogue writers||0||
|Piper mystified by Stow-on-the-Wold cancellations||0||
|Free pull-out phonebook with next Sunday's News of the World||0||
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