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Fussy cereal eater enjoys cold snap, but prefers warm crackle and pop. 4
Smart Alex 17.09.13 10:56am
Flugelbinder
Man without facebook account declared stateless 2
Sfox 17.09.13 10:51am
sydalg
Man Arrested Wearing Ski Mask In Jewellers Says "It's My Religion Innit"

"My religion also forbids me to give my name, address, fngerprints or DNA sample, or to wear handcuffs. So watch it, or I'll have you buggers in court...

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Titus 17.09.13 10:13am
Al OPecia
Breaking News: Dolphins can communicate with aliens from outer space.

Queen informed. “Who gives a fucking shit” said the Duke of Edinburgh. “We got enough fucking aliens” After it was pointed out to the Duke Britain would be better off with highly-skilled...

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farmer giles 17.09.13 10:10am
farmer giles
Fifa Chief on fasting diet now known as Sepp Flatter 0
custard cream 17.09.13 10:09am
custard cream
Rene Descartes Had No Facebook Account 'Therefore Did Not Exist' After All

So no more from him then...

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Titus 17.09.13 9:52am
Titus
Chigwell primary school teacher accused of pushing young children too hard 0
Backup Brian 17.09.13 9:50am
Backup Brian
Savage Tree Attack - Wood Yew Beleaf It!

2 Women in Norfolk were left stunned when a tree fell on the car in which they were travelling on Saturday morning, on route to a costume and textile fair. "The car is a write off!" Reported the...

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Flugelbinder 17.09.13 9:39am
Flugelbinder
Prince Harry to be sent to the South Pole in the hope it's too cold to strip off 0
Ian Searle 17.09.13 9:33am
Ian Searle
Liberal Democrats attempt largest salvage operation in history

A major salvage operation is underway in Glasgow, where a team of engineers are said to be 'extremely pessimistic' about their chances of successfully resurrecting a sunken political party, the...

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The Paper Ostrich 17.09.13 9:30am
Loundshay
Grand Auto Theft very popular in Liverpool 0
John Wiltshire 17.09.13 9:04am
John Wiltshire
Labour calls for debate on posh men wearing bow ties

The shadow Home Secretary has created a storm by calling for a public debate on men wearing bow ties., Yvette Cooper said “This item of attire betrays a sense of superiority and wealth by the...

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Sfox 17.09.13 8:51am
Sfox
School birth the solution to waiting lists

For those parents concerned about catchment areas, wraparound care and the cost of uniforms, Manford Primary School may have the answer. By encouraging staff to give birth in the classroom, Education...

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Wrenfoe 17.09.13 8:36am
Wrenfoe
MP vows: "I'll tell women what to wear so their husbands don't have to"

oh sorry, that's actually just happened, hasn't it?...

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Sfox 17.09.13 8:33am
Sfox
Costa Concordia to relaunch immediately and offer two classes of travel 0
suki 17.09.13 8:32am
suki
Man declared dead following no activity on social networks in 10 minutes

Hat tip to SFox...

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Dumbnews 17.09.13 8:30am
Sfox
Snooker game 'fixed to make it interesting'

Two snooker players were today banned from the game for life after evidence emerged that they had conspired to make their match interesting. The head of The World Snoozer Federation, Barry Lynton,...

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John Wiltshire 17.09.13 8:23am
John Wiltshire
Beckhams showcase new tattoos at film premiere

Both have ‘I am a part’ tastefully tattooed onto own foreheads. Part of sponsorship deal with Prat Foods Inc...

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farmer giles 17.09.13 8:18am
farmer giles
Lifestyle Choice: Wannabee seeks attention

“I feel like a new woman since having my foot transplanted onto my head” says former top topless model Fanny Galore. She’s also had breast implants on her clitoris for charity. “Children are...

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farmer giles 17.09.13 8:17am
farmer giles
Herbalist convicted of giving short measures is forced to serve more thyme 0
Ian Searle 17.09.13 8:04am
Ian Searle
Iran threatens planet with terrifying cat-killing device 0
phil_smith 17.09.13 6:27am
phil_smith
United Wood Report: "Something definitely shits but can't say its the bears"

No more soon...

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Not Amused 17.09.13 6:23am
Not Amused
Plastic bags dither on whether to give Nick Clegg the vote

“If I may say so” said Mr Clegg “that is a very silly idea” The plastic bags were unavailable for comment, but sources close to the plastic bag leadership indicated they were ‘not keen’...

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farmer giles 17.09.13 12:40am
farmer giles
Village wishing well is a money pit, claims council. 3
Boutros 16.09.13 11:01pm
Boutros
Ann Widdecombe told she must wear veil in court

Former MP, Ann Widdecombe, has been instructed by a judge that in her case, it is compulsory that she wears a face covering veil in future appearances in court...

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apepper 16.09.13 10:23pm
FOAD
Wiccans to be allowed to burn police, though not when giving evidence

Firelighters later...

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virtuallywill 16.09.13 9:43pm
virtuallywill
Batman fails to clean up Gotham City after accidentally donning futility belt 1
Smart Alex 16.09.13 9:35pm
deskpilot3
UN inspectors likely to confirm that the Earth is NOT flat. 0
Squudge 16.09.13 9:15pm
Squudge
Waterpark introduces slowest ride ever.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24104643...

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Al OPecia 16.09.13 9:15pm
Al OPecia
'If you love them, let them go' followed with tragic consequences at circus 16
fernandomando 16.09.13 8:52pm
fernandomando