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Study: Europe Most Like Risk Board Map Since 18th Century 0
Schoolboy 02.03.14 8:54pm
Schoolboy
American Girls Who Croak Words At End Of Sentence Are "Part Frog" 0
Schoolboy 02.03.14 8:52pm
Schoolboy
Downton Abbey Not A Documentary: Chicago University Study

American viewers were forced to reassess their whole outlook on the United Kingdom as it was revealed today that Downton Abbey (a British produced show broadcast on PBS) is not, after all, a...

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Schoolboy 02.03.14 8:50pm
Schoolboy
Farcically Obvious, hic, to be made into a film

Comedy fans were besides themselves today on the news that Groanne Lumpen will get back together with Jennifer Meanders for a last film version of their TV series Absolutely Fatuous, featuring a...

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Robert Koch 02.03.14 8:26pm
Kevin the Swan
Intelligence agencies under fire for not spotting one little invasion

Intelligence chiefs are said to be coming under heavy criticism for not providing timely warning of what is now clearly a full-scale invasion. The head of the NSA is off the record in saying he was...

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Squudge 02.03.14 8:15pm
sponge finger
Chris Tarrant rushed to hospital after not irritating anyone for ten minutes 0
sydalg 02.03.14 7:52pm
sydalg
Romans furious at Caesar's second residence in Vegas 0
sydalg 02.03.14 7:44pm
sydalg
Crimea "new favourites" to win Eurovision. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.03.14 7:24pm
dominic_mcg
Still peevish that you lost the ice hockey then, Vladimir?

..perhaps write for newsbiscuit instead?...

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Ironduke 02.03.14 6:29pm
Kevin the Swan
Official : Tories no longer the "nasty party" - now the party of "utter c*nts"

Know your place by 1 ....

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blokefromstoke 02.03.14 5:27pm
blokefromstoke
US and UK threaten ultimate sanctions against Russia

First of all, you're not borrowing our rubbers, or our protractor come to that. We're going to tell Miss on you, and we're going to find some big boys to give you a Chinese burn at playtime. You're...

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Ironduke 02.03.14 5:18pm
Ironduke
Israel to make audatious bid for Putin

The state of Israel is thought to be planning a transfer bid for Russia's Vladimir Putin when the summer transfer window opens, claim reliable sources., An Israeli spokesman is quoted as saying...

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GingerClive 02.03.14 5:05pm
GingerClive
Identity Parades ‘Probably a Waste of Time’ Says Chinese Police Chief

The Police Chief heading up the investigation into allegations of stereotyping in Chinese public offices has ruled out identity parades as all the alleged offenders 'look the broody same,' he is...

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throngsman 02.03.14 5:05pm
throngsman
Russia threatens to expand Ukraine paralympic squad

Many more soon, unless...

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FlashArry 02.03.14 5:05pm
FlashArry
Jihadists infiltrate Samaritans to recruit suicide bombers 3
sydalg 02.03.14 4:34pm
rikkor
US warns Russia... ooh the Oscars are on.

More distractions soon...

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MADJEZ 02.03.14 4:29pm
rikkor
Russia pull out of Ukraine after threat of Eurovision expulsion. 1
MADJEZ 02.03.14 4:08pm
Titus
Blight of superfluous punctuation described as "semicolon cancer" 0
sydalg 02.03.14 4:05pm
sydalg
Obituary: Lenny Sharples - Lead Guitarist The Topographic Sentinel

The death of Lenny Sharples, lead guitarist with 1970s progressive rock band, [i]The Topographic Sentinel[/i], was announced on the band's website last night. Sharples, main creative force within...

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Duff 02.03.14 3:53pm
virtuallywill
Lifting gear company websites topple as 'new crane' becomes No.1 Google search 0
Duff 02.03.14 3:50pm
Duff
Russia reserves right to send troops to Knightsbridge to protect Russian peoples 3
bonjonelson 02.03.14 3:33pm
Ironduke
Followers of Richard Dawkins claim responsibility for suicide bombing

More to follow...

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bookiesfriend 02.03.14 3:06pm
bookiesfriend
Russians Place Troops In FA HQ To Protect Their Citizens

"We need to ensure the safety of British soccer club owners while the Football Association continues to dispaly weakness and disorder" (Hat tip to bonjonelson)...

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Titus 02.03.14 2:42pm
Titus
Polls Show Mediocre Party Is Moderately Popular

If there were to be a general election tomorrow, many voters say they might possibly be prepared to consider voting for the Mediocre Party, although they probably wouldn't be their first choice. ...

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Titus 02.03.14 2:25pm
Titus
Russian Roulette needs regulation, says NRA, 'like it needs a hole in the head’

Amid calls for Russian Roulette to be regulated, ‘Pistol’ Pete Haggerty, battle-scarred spokesman for the National Rifle Association, plays down the dangers. “Men play Russian Roulette whenever...

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Tripod 02.03.14 2:19pm
Tripod
Meerkovo invades Coronation Street

hang on <actually - I might build on this one - the Meerkat invasion thing anyway>...

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Squudge 02.03.14 2:13pm
Squudge
Festival of Disabled Underachievement opens

The Festival for Disabled Underachievement got underway today - an event which runs parallel to the Paralympics to celebrate the human aptitude for failure and defeat. The ceremonies began with the...

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Adrian Bamforth 02.03.14 2:03pm
Titus
Western Leaders Urge Putin To Put His Shirt Back On

Sorry, not terribly funny - more-or-less metaphorically true...

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Titus 02.03.14 1:44pm
Titus
Man promises wife follow-up to the iPad - the jCloth

Surely been done but couldn't find it...

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Smart Alex 02.03.14 1:44pm
Tripod
Coalition Olympic legacy 'not as memorable as Putin's'

David Cameron faced stern questioning during PMQs today when asked to explain why, two years on, the Coalition government has yet to take full advantage of the UK's Olympic legacy. Unfavourable...

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Squudge 02.03.14 1:38pm
Squudge