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Art world out of touch, claims artist who dresses as girl, holidays with teddy 15
Clarky 3 years

Dressed as his flamboyant female alter-ego, Claire, in gingham and pigtails, cross-dressing former Turner prize-winner Grayson Perry has accused the art establishment of being out of touch with...

Young “from all walks of life” encouraged to train for the monarchy 2
nickb 3 years

She has already agreed to change succession rules to favour future female royals. Now, it’s understood, the Queen is looking at the possibility of encouraging more young people from a diversity of...

Annoying patient forces psychiarist to see a psychiarist 0
Dumbnews 3 years
US Army admits antigay policy was 'way of dealing with its own sexuality issues' 3
gaijintendo 3 years

(took a while to cram into a title - may have lost a bit in translation) The US Army revealed the feelings it had repressed since its inception to the United States Senate at a nice restaurant with...

Lack of any 'junior managers' leads to self-styled 'Middle Managers' downgrading 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More self awareness soon...

ME link to EU 6
medici2471 3 years

Researchers in Norway believe Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS), also known as ME, may be caused by an over exposure to EU related news stories.The disease is thought to affect some 250,000 people in...

Big Job For Cameron At Euro Crisis Meeting..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Euro leaders' messenger boy...

Germany solves debt crisis by investing €211bn in taramasalata futures 1
3 years
SCS to bail out Eurozone with borrow now pay at Easter deal. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Boeing 787 arrives 3 years late - demonstrates unprecedented flight endurance 1
GreenCross 3 years
Gadhaf Caught In Chysler Crossfire 0
Flagrantabuse 3 years

Ibrahim Abbashim, member of the Transient Interim Temporary Situation (or TITS) said [quote]Yes, yes it's true. Apparently Gadhafi was killed in a crossfire, believed to be the only car of its type...

Worldwide collapse of Dominos Pizza the result of “chain reaction”. 3
nickb 3 years

What started as a minor moped accident outside Dominos Pizza in Esher, Surrey has resulted in meltdown for the global food business, and a threat to the take-away indusry worldwide. Mel Farnsworth,...

Man-powered flight record smashed by woman with bingo wings 4
pinxit 3 years
Capitalists and lower case fanatics clash over St. Paul's font 6
spoole2112 3 years
No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances 8
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

The Police have said that the death of a third Conservative rebel MP earlier today, remains "unexplained". Meanwhile, David Cameron insisted that no ‘bad blood’ existed after 81 Tory MPs defied...

Post Office to be sold to Domino's Pizza. 8
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

In an unexpected but idiosyncratic move, the coalition government announced today that the General Post Office's remaining postal service is to be sold to Domino's Pizza. The company hopes to...

Merkel and Sarkozy announce "We have finally fixed the Eurozone crisis" 1
brd888 3 years

surely that's funny!...

Swindon forced to rename it's not so 'magic' roundabout. 5
Perks 3 years, Following three years of research, a public consultation and £120...

Occupy London protesters shocked by council tax bill - average tent 'in band B' 4
GreenCross 3 years
Road rage link to National Trust car stickers. 0
Ralphy Snoops 3 years

A new report has established a link between incidents of road rage and National Trust car stickers. Tests proved that once the sticker had been affixed to the rear window of a vehicle the driver’s...

Apple to launch the "Post-Humous" App in memory of Steve Jobs 2
Packman 3 years

iPhone users are eagerly awaiting Apple's latest app named "Post-Humous", inspired by and in memory of the late Steve Jobs. The App will enable deceased Facebook users to continue posting status...

Aldershot in crisis after unexpected thrashing at home 0
ste 3 years
Vince Cable House Declared part of Turks and Caicos for Tax Purposes 2
thisisall1word 3 years

Vince Cable has come under pressure after it was revealed that, despite campaigning furiously to make people pay their taxes, he himself has avoided paying any tax since 1952., "It's all very...

Occupy London protesters sell inside story to highest bidder 0
apepper 3 years

Protesters camping outside St Paul's Cathedral are planning to sell the inside story. "Several newspapers have expressed an interest.", Explained one protester. "To be honest, it costs a fortune...

Dale Farm residents to sue themselves. 3
HarryTheBiscuit 3 years

Former resident travellers of Dale Farm are set to sue themselves after barricades that they built to keep out police and bailiffs were discovered to be "not fit for purpose….and actually probably...

It's a thong for Laa-Laa after Weightwatchers sign Teletubbies 5
vertical 3 years

with a thong in my heart...

Report: anarchist groups becoming 'much better organised' 0
writinginbsl 3 years

, apologies for the poor grammar may expand this....

Fears breast screening service may go tits up 2
Clarky 3 years
Chicken dating agency closes down. Owner fails to make hens meet. More soon. 12
dominic_mcg 3 years
St Pauls protestors camp for 35 hours with evenings and weekends off 0
vertical 3 years

ah, the irony of conformist anarchy...