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Apathy Society plans Day of Inaction. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 01.06.12 7:35pm
RickH
Brits divided over whether David Cameron is from Mars or Venus

One in ten Brits believe that Prime Minister David Cameron could be an alien living on earth, according to a survey, but people are divided over whether he is from Mars or Venus. The research, which...

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roybland 01.06.12 7:26pm
roybland
Queen honours Republican Society with royal title

To mark her diamond jubilee, the Queen has awarded the title of "Royal" to the Republican Society and it will be known henceforth as the Royal Republic Society. The president of the society denied...

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apepper 01.06.12 7:22pm
apepper
Jubilee street parties set to remind neighbours why they avoid each other 0
Mandy Lifeboat 01.06.12 7:06pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Ford to Launch Special Edition Van,"Transit Venus"

Available, London 6th June 05;37 to 05;55, Tokyo 6th June 07;10 to 13;47, Offer not available from dealerships in West Africa & South America...

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Rowly 01.06.12 6:57pm
Rowly
Sheep farmers hold tup aware party 1
rustytruss 01.06.12 6:46pm
Rowly
Shock as boxer has 'fight of his life' inside the ring

A boxer has stunned feature writers by having 'the fight of his life' inside a roped off area, in front of baying crowd, with a trainer in attendance and a referee presiding over the event. Kenny...

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ronseal 01.06.12 6:25pm
NHS Trust fined for data breaches set to raise funds by selling old PCs on ebay 0
Nails UK 01.06.12 4:41pm
Nails UK
Homeopaths to strike after failing to agree pensions remedy

Homeopaths working for the NHS have voted underwhelming to strike over proposed pension reform. This will see them join ’real doctors' taking action over the issue. Currently practitioners save for...

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Perks 01.06.12 4:36pm
New chairman of Binary Association promises to give 1101110% 4
seymour totti 01.06.12 4:10pm
Perks
Austerity forces Jubilee downgrade from Diamond to Rhinestone.

..more soon...

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Al OPecia 01.06.12 4:00pm
Al OPecia
International Cricket Council stumped by Syrian crimes against humanity referral 0
cinquecento 01.06.12 3:44pm
cinquecento
Pet shop thefts; new leads

More to follow...

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apepper 01.06.12 3:39pm
RickH
Queen to spend weekend having a BBQ and watching telly like rest of nation . 0
MADJEZ 01.06.12 3:36pm
MADJEZ
Brevity Association ends 0
bonjonelson 01.06.12 2:34pm
bonjonelson
Secretly Gay Society cancels outing 1
rustytruss 01.06.12 2:11pm
JonnyJP
Dogs accuse RSPCA of 'irresponsible' promotion of size-zero dogs

The RSPCA has come under fire from dogs for publishing pictures of a malnourished size zero Staffordshire cross, which have left many of them feeling unhappy about the way they look. The dog, which...

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Gary Stanton 01.06.12 1:53pm
Midfield Diamond
Abstaining single woman at family party not pregnant, just alcoholic

The decision of 33-year-old Jane Hughes to refuse an alcoholic drink at a do for her parents' 40th wedding anniversary sparked widespread speculation among aunts and other female relations that she...

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DrTurmoil 01.06.12 1:48pm
DrTurmoil
Children who watch too much 3D TV warned it will turn their eyes cuboid 1
Ian Searle 01.06.12 1:31pm
Midfield Diamond
Premier League Footballer Not Charged With Anything

57-times capped England footballer Dwayne Bestcott was not arrested by police last Sunday morning after a Coke-fuelled afternoon out with his parents at a Toby Carvery in Droitwich. The silky...

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weeb52 01.06.12 1:01pm
weeb52
Martin Lewis to launch 'MoneySpendingExpert.com.' 0
Thor 01.06.12 12:55pm
Thor
Johnson to roll out new 'Boris Fags' scheme for London

Following on from the success of his ‘Boris Bikes’ scheme, London Mayor Boris Johnson today announced a new system of ‘Boris Fags’ to rolled out across the capital. Inspired by the public...

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TheNewsWalrus 01.06.12 12:46pm
Not Amused
Bletchley Park set task of breaking ministerial code 3
loveandgarbage 01.06.12 12:38pm
simonjmr
Iran threatens war over Angry Birds destroying nuclear industry's productivity. 0
Lemon difficult 01.06.12 12:37pm
Lemon difficult
Breast decoration moves up a level as country celebrates Queen's Diamond Jublees 0
Perks 01.06.12 12:15pm
Perks
Procrastination Society Annual General Meeting delayed until next month 0
bonjonelson 01.06.12 11:36am
bonjonelson
Captain of Cutty Sark happy with his new teas and seas 0
Smart Alex 01.06.12 11:35am
Smart Alex
Enthusiastic marathon runner praised for going the extra mile 0
Smart Alex 01.06.12 11:34am
Smart Alex
Man with nervous tic prosecuted for animal cruelty. 1
Thor 01.06.12 11:33am
JonnyJP
Agoraphobics Society cancels open day 0
Smart Alex 01.06.12 11:33am
Smart Alex