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Beefeaters at Tower of London to be replaced with posters of staring eyes 0
tonyhill 24.04.13 3:41pm
tonyhill
Shock revelation that few people own 100 albums that everybody MUST OWN!

Rock music experts have expressed surprise and dismay at discovering just how few people have purchased all 100 albums that they say everybody must own. A new survey suggests that only 0.13% of...

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sredni vashta 24.04.13 2:26pm
Titus
Opposition Condemns Government Failure To Deport Al Qatata

"This is rubbish" said a New Labour (or Previously-Owned Labour or Rediscovered Labour or whatever it is nowadays) spokesman. "They shouldn't be trying to deport the poor innocent gentleman. What?...

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Titus 24.04.13 2:22pm
Titus
Billionaire toilet paper tycoon says he's on a roll. 2
sredni vashta 24.04.13 2:16pm
sredni vashta
FA gives Luis Suarez something to chew on. 1
sredni vashta 24.04.13 2:15pm
sredni vashta
Theresa May to become Theresa June. Or July. 0
Boutros 24.04.13 2:14pm
Boutros
Website Publishes List Of 100 "Lists of '100 Things You Must Do, Have Or Buy' " 3
Titus 24.04.13 2:09pm
Tristan Shout
May realigns cosmos to deport Qatada

Home secretary, Theresa May has announced that she has sold her soul to Satan in order to secure the deportation of potential bad un, Abu Qatada. The move means sweeping new powers for May, said to...

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monkeyrepublic 24.04.13 2:06pm
monkeyrepublic
As A Final Cruelty, Thatcher Deprives Alternative Comedians Of A Living By Dying 0
Titus 24.04.13 2:06pm
Titus
World's Religions Unite To Condemn New "Church Of Doubt"

An almost universal wave of condemntion, outrage, threats, ex-communication, denouncement, hatred, fatwa and jehad has greeted news of the foundation of a new religion based on doubt, uncertainty and...

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Titus 24.04.13 2:05pm
AReader
CoE still 'concerned' with Snoop Dogg conversion to their faith

Snoop Lion, formally Snoop Dog, has announced his conversion to the Church of England after being won round by the culture of openness to tea, cakes, and very mild religion., The overly relaxed rap...

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thisisall1word 24.04.13 2:03pm
AReader
Ben Elton and Comedy have announced they are to split after 30 years

In a statement the pair said, 'We wanted to finish on a high, but that horse has bolted, so we’re ending with “The Wright Way” instead’. Tweeters were quick off the mark last night and this...

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Ian Searle 24.04.13 1:50pm
Titus
We remember JLS - because we had forgotten them

Some more soon...

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Sally1985 24.04.13 1:43pm
Sally1985
JLS reform as JSA 1
johnnydobbo 24.04.13 1:40pm
Sally1985
Victory declared in ‘War on Bees’

Cynics scoffed and said that it would go the same way as the ‘War on Terror’ and the ‘War on Drugs’, two more scourges of mankind that were too ubiquitous to fight properly. Yet as of today,...

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Oxbridge 24.04.13 1:37pm
Sally1985
Burps become bollocks in onomatopoeic shake-up

Bollocks narrowly squeezed out arse to become the new official word for 'the sound made when one expels gas from ones mouth' in guidelines issued by the British Onomatopoeic Office this morning....

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Idiot 24.04.13 12:42pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Suarez interested in Munchinglad'sback

more transfer news soon...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 24.04.13 12:37pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
DFS release single to fill gap in market

Furniture retailer, DFS, has been accused of 'jumping on an ill thought-out bandwagon' after they announced that their board was to release a single and embark on a nationwide tour. the move follows...

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monkeyrepublic 24.04.13 12:03pm
monkeyrepublic
One Direction become ODS

They already stink say JLS!...

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victimms 24.04.13 11:25am
victimms
Man Arrested For Selling Fake-Bomb-Detector-Sales-Bribe Detectors

Arthur Farthingdale was arrested today, charged with fraudulently supplying devices which he had claimed were capable of determining whether bribes had been used in order to secure the sales of...

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Titus 24.04.13 10:53am
Boutros
Pope John Paul II to be fast-tracked to sainthood “for not fucking kids”... 3
Tripod 24.04.13 10:19am
reforse
Satan and all his minions deny that Hellish Cooling is a major problem 1
simonjmr 24.04.13 9:49am
Titus
JLS to split ... then later reform as LSJ

London School of Journalism not concerned...

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Kramaring 24.04.13 9:42am
Kramaring
JLS urged to split before tour.

Please god!...

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Pigeon of Wisdom 24.04.13 9:14am
Pigeon of Wisdom
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QorbeQ 24.04.13 9:12am
QorbeQ
Theresa May "Frustrated" 1
reforse 24.04.13 8:51am
Jesse Bigg
Co-op accused of scrapping Lloyds Bank deal on JLS split day 0
simonjmr 24.04.13 8:18am
simonjmr
JLS to split in Four Directions 1
Dick Everyman 24.04.13 7:51am
Gerontius
Nurses crisis latest; dancing down 10%

Nurse leaders have said the crisis in the nursing profession had reached new heights as the average nurse only spent 7 hours a week in dance practice. President of the Royal College of Nursing, Mr...

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apepper 24.04.13 7:19am
Al OPecia
Scottish independence scrapped after talk of losing a pound

more soon....

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ginty 24.04.13 6:12am
ginty