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Bank of England tells banks to raise £25bn .....

.. no problem, a levy of 15% of savers deposits should do - it's allowed, if the EU can do it, so can we ! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21948429...

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HenryMJUK 27.03.13 3:19pm
HenryMJUK
Heathrow rebranded "London Ali G Airport"

Heathrow has become the latest international airport to raise its global profile by adopting the name of a local celebrity, it was confirmed yesterday. 'Mr G would have seen jets roaring over...

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SuburbanDad 27.03.13 3:16pm
SuburbanDad
Somerset village cricket team banned for enjoying itself too much

Cricketers in the Somerset village of Charlton Pilchered, who finished bottom of their district league last summer, will not be permitted to enter the competition this year. Blazered and flanneled...

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Midfield Diamond 27.03.13 3:00pm
Midfield Diamond
Ed Miliband's new brother to be chosen in the Ghastleigh by-election.

Anyone fancy standing?...

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wallster 27.03.13 2:25pm
wallster
Teresa May but Abu can't harm her 0
irreverendJ 27.03.13 1:16pm
irreverendJ
Police Shoot Dogs, Claiming "The Dogs Were Pointing Guns At Us"

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/girl-14-killed-apparent-attack-2012101...

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Titus 27.03.13 12:47pm
bonjonelson
Summit cancelled when Cameron arrives at Surrey CC for meeting in Oval office. 0
weematt 27.03.13 12:29pm
weematt
Bald kid, 7, said to be “stoical about celebrating Christmas in July”... 1
Tripod 27.03.13 12:19pm
Lucy4
Easter Egg manufacturers to hide DVD's and Computer games in their products. 2
Ian Searle 27.03.13 12:19pm
Ian Searle
UK Economy Booms Again as World Goes Mad for British Easter Eggs

George Osborne was celebrating yesterday as figures were released showing a complete turnaround for the British economy thanks to international orders for British Easter eggs and related services...

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james_patching_1 27.03.13 11:36am
james_patching_1
"FAB" says Ed as he recommends big brother David for job on Thunderbird 5 0
Nowherefast 27.03.13 11:27am
Nowherefast
Eddie Mair interviews Usain Bolt, "You're a hasty piece of work, aren't you?"

More even sooner than you'd think...

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Walter Eagle 27.03.13 10:29am
Walter Eagle
Eddie Mair interviews Nigella Lawson "You're a tasty piece of work, aren't you?"

More finger-sucking, eye-flashing, pouting news soon...

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Walter Eagle 27.03.13 10:28am
Walter Eagle
Eddie Mair interviews Joanna Lumley, "You're a Patsy piece of work, aren't you?"

More fabulous news soon...

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Walter Eagle 27.03.13 10:26am
Walter Eagle
Remains of King Alfred the Great found, in ‘exceedingly’ lucky break...

The remains of King Alfred the Great have been disinterred from an unmarked grave at St Bartholomew's Church in Winchester. The momentous find was announced by Brian Enderby, Head of Hampshire’s...

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Tripod 27.03.13 9:58am
Tripod
Ed Miliband finally get's own room after David moves out

With his brother David stepping down as a MP to take up a charitable post in New York, Ed Miliband is said to be ecstatic that the bedroom they share will soon be all his. The Labour Leader has...

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Hooch 27.03.13 2:07am
Hooch
All news to be covered from Kate Middletons point of view 0
Hooch 27.03.13 1:44am
Hooch
David Milliband to run charity 'My brother's a cock with a better job than me' 0
MADJEZ 27.03.13 1:12am
MADJEZ
Tricorn hats the real cause of French Revolution 4
Dick Everyman 26.03.13 11:49pm
Dick Everyman
Waitrose launch Pippa Middleton's 'Thursday Last Suppers'

The editor of Waitrose magazine has announced that Pippa Middleton is to write a recipe column called 'Thursday Last Suppers' to complement her 'Pippa's Friday Night Feasts', the first of which will...

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roybland 26.03.13 11:49pm
roybland
“Failing hospitals to be named", says Hunt. “We’ll call them Duffields"

Bed pan tip to Squudge ;0)...

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Dick Everyman 26.03.13 11:46pm
Dick Everyman
Paywall for Newsbiscuit

In line with other publications, Newsbiscuit is to institute a paywall. Readers of the Newsbiscuit website will get 2 submissions per month for free, then pay for as much as £9.99 a month for phone...

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Iscariot 26.03.13 11:18pm
Titus
story deleted

message received.. bye bye...

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26.03.13 11:16pm
Big Ben
Panic In Tory HQ As Milliband Quits

- until they realise it's the [i]other[/i] one, not the swivel-eyed, Chris-Eubank-soundalike one...

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Titus 26.03.13 11:14pm
Titus
David Miliband in 'no-strings' move to International Rescue... 0
Tripod 26.03.13 11:11pm
Tripod
David Miliband to replace Parker in International Rescue... 0
Tripod 26.03.13 10:59pm
Tripod
“Failing hospitals to be named", says Hunt. “We’ll call them all Mid-Staffs”... 3
Tripod 26.03.13 10:21pm
Squudge
“Failing hospitals to be named", says Hunt. “We’ll call them same-joke" 0
Bourbon 26.03.13 10:14pm
Bourbon
“Failing hospitals to be named", says Hunt. “We’ll call them Cecil" 0
sponge finger 26.03.13 10:13pm
sponge finger
“Failing hospitals to be named", says Hunt. “We’ll call them shit" 0
Squudge 26.03.13 10:12pm
Squudge