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Tony Blair reverts back to Protestant despite donating millions to 0
arrghgarry 3 years

the Vatican discovering he cannot become Pope...

‘Someone’s grandmother’ to be next England manager 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years

Another woeful performance by the England football team has prompted the Football Association to announce that it will be looking to appoint ‘someone’s grandmother’ to replace Fabio Capello...

Long term unemployed to be reclassified as Freelance Government Administrators 0
simonjmr 3 years

Applicants must complete and sign papaerwork every two weeks in their assigned Government office to receive their benefits package. More soon...

Sarah Palin says she could beat Obama at Mud Wrestling 3
Grover 3 years

Reality TV star, former Alaskan Governor, and internationally regarded nutcase Sarah Palin has announced that she could beat Barrack Obama in a mud wrestling contest. "I'm engaged in the internal...

Seatbeltless Vince Black was an advocate of being thrown 0
arrghgarry 3 years

clear from the car in the event of accident .Today he was thrown clear and went threw the warehouse door of Britax`s testing facility and was unfortunately tangled in a gaggle of seatbelts.Britax...

Protesting cattle demand to be herd. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Chilean President vows to free trapped antimatter 0
exigo 3 years
Cannabis growers double next years production as Prince Harry organises stag-do. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Albuquerque pathologists urge parking wardens not to give up their day jobs 0
Basil_B 3 years

after failing to spot dead body in car while they were busy clamping and ticketing it...

Berkshire Murder - Did the police dilly dally on the way? 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Daily Mail urges Sarkozy to line Paris tunnels with foam to protect new princess 0
carpecaseus 3 years
Married physicist discovers "doesn't matter" 19
andhrimnir 3 years
Hackney reports first man flu case of 2010 / 2011 winter season 0
simonjmr 3 years
Psoriasis Association launches scratch card 8
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Oil industry accused of refining to thickly as oil crunch threatened 0
Basil_B 3 years
Children say they prefer to go needy than have to watch more dreary 'fun'. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Age UK worried about benefit cuts, yes, we are, mmm, yes, very 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
British tourist sent to Gulag described as Pontins in Russian brochure 0
Erlang 3 years

A British tourist was today laughing off, his experience in a former Soviet era Gulag., John Gorm who had booked his holiday online, was blissfully unaware at the time that a translation error would...

Huge ransom demand expected after Somali pirates capture antimatter 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Non-story of the week - Clip of Harry Potter 7 leaked online 0
MC One R 3 years

A It is released tomorrow, and, B Everyone has probably read the fricking book if they are interested in the film, FFS...

Sterling Moss to appear on ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ 18
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Suspected case of bird flu gets Hong Kong doctors in a flap. More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Antimatter to sue for being confined, kept in the dark and battered by positrons 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cornwall receives bail-out. More soon. 2
MC One R 3 years
Amnesty International demand immediate release of Aunty Matter 0
AdrianJ 3 years
Horse and carts slowly returning to the streets of Cornwall 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Royal Wedding ticket for sale on E-Bay 3
Basil_B 3 years

The listing reads: Ticket for sale for the Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton sometime next year Geniune reason for sale. Ticket made available due to having a spare one...

The Rutles to be removed from Itunes, Rutland gutted 4
Erlang 3 years

In what was thought to be the final stumbling block to the Beatles back catalog being made available on ITunes, the popular beat combo The Rutles have been sacrficed...

Iranian fencer has gone missing ,believed to be heading for the USmexican 0
arrghgarry 3 years
William hague presses Clinton to release Gitmo inmates as they need all the help 0
arrghgarry 3 years

they can get on the Yorkshire pudding production line due to the Christmas run up...