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ITV to drop all pretence with ‘Britain’s Got Freaks’

As the ratings battle for television talent shows continues to rage, ITV is set to steal a march on its competitors with what it hails as the ultimate point-and-laugh viewing experience:...

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jp1885 28.03.12 9:34am
jp1885
James Cameron proclaims "after Titanic I didn't think I could get any lower"

bit late I'm sorry...

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Nick McCarr 28.03.12 9:21am
Nick McCarr
Red rubber band maker increases prices by 50% to cover higher postage costs 0
Tomfinger 28.03.12 8:55am
Tomfinger
Showbiz News: Dolly Parton farewell tour brings back old mammaries. 0
weematt 28.03.12 8:47am
weematt
Audience tells Susan Boyle musical ‘it’s a no from us’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.03.12 8:17am
Duncan Biscuit
HMRC confirms pasty-faced Osborne is Vatable 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.03.12 8:17am
Duncan Biscuit
Acas tempts tanker drivers to talks with amazing torch and toolset offer 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.03.12 8:16am
Duncan Biscuit
Man ends up with Kidney on face in botched transplant operation 0
Scronnyglonkle 28.03.12 8:04am
Scronnyglonkle
NHS progress. Urologists and sex therapists come to genital mans agreement

Sorry folks...

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weematt 28.03.12 8:02am
weematt
Syrian Rebels recruit English Rioters as "Military Advisers"

In association with jobcentre plus, Hundreds of young rioters have been offered the chance to show off their skills in Homs, Verdel Jones 20 of London said " It's a good opportunity, our skills are...

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Scronnyglonkle 28.03.12 8:01am
Scronnyglonkle
Flight Terror as Pilot goes mad on Ryanair plane when charged for flight ticket

Pilot Barry Rodgers was arrested at an airport today in a location referered to by a Ryanair Offical as "Leeds/Edinburgh" when Mr Rodgers went crazy on the flight, one passenger was quoted as saying...

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Scronnyglonkle 28.03.12 7:48am
Scronnyglonkle
Showbiz News: Failing stand-ups to try Viagra 0
weematt 28.03.12 7:47am
weematt
Riots "were caused by government going soft on criminals", Metro reports

Criminals "cannot stand erectile dysfunction"...

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quango 28.03.12 7:52am
weematt
Whole face transplants may be offered to Government ministers.

The successful whole face transplant carried out in the USA has led to suggestions that Government ministers be offered this remarkable surgical procedure., Junior Health Minister, Dr. Timothy...

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weematt 28.03.12 7:24am
weematt
Vettel's Dreams Of F1 Glory Dashed After Locking Himself Out Of Car

Germany's Sebastian Vettel saw his aspirations to be the youngest ever winner of three consecutive World Championships go down in flames when he locked himself out of his car on the starting grid....

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Textbook 29.03.12 3:05am
Textbook
Government, Media charged with 'Anti-Roguism'

With another senseless massacre in Afghanistan being blamed on a “rogue soldier”, the rogue community has stepped up its campaign against the vilification of rogues, staging a protest march from...

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Golgo13 29.03.12 7:48am
Golgo13
Chocolate may help slimming... And in other news, sperm may taste of chocolate 0
grumblechops 27.03.12 10:11pm
grumblechops
Green belt development stop set to hit farmers hard 0
Hugh Nose 27.03.12 10:08pm
Hugh Nose
Cruddas apparently innocent as insider claims "Crudeass? He did nothing!" 0
Hugh Nose 27.03.12 9:44pm
Hugh Nose
Lovematch.com guitar singleton arrested at railway station for harassment

What the advert didn't show you...

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quango 27.03.12 9:40pm
quango
Mc Hammer comes out as Scottish 4
grumblechops 28.03.12 8:38am
weematt
Greece offered Elgin oil platform 0
27.03.12 9:11pm
'Stapling stuff' is in our genes say Docs

A two year study into office worker habits has led to the conclusion that humans are ingrained with 'the need to staple stuff'. The blind study, so described due to the number of staple related eye...

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kga6 28.03.12 4:18pm
kga6
Post Office admits confusion after government announced Stamp Duty rise. 5
bonjonelson 29.03.12 6:12pm
Perks
Panic as traffic around brewery causes bottleneck 1
quango 27.03.12 7:23pm
Perks
Nick Clegg's xmas costs set to rise to 60p sending cards to all his friends 0
charlies_hat 27.03.12 6:51pm
charlies_hat
Riots blamed on 'lack of support, opportunity, and tracksuits'

A report due to be published on Wednesday has said that last summer’s riots were caused by many factors including ‘A lack of support, opportunity and tracksuits’. The report has been made...

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Perks 27.03.12 6:40pm
Perks
The Hare Krishna Channel admits industrial sabotage to OM Digital

more sooon...

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Skylarking 27.03.12 6:26pm
Skylarking
Price of having your Xmas Card stolen rises to 60p 0
ronseal 27.03.12 6:03pm
ronseal
Al-Jazeera not to air Tulisa video 0
Splatcat 27.03.12 5:54pm
Splatcat