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Cameron May Adopt 'Irish Referendum' Tactic Over Syria Vote

"Parliament has freely and democratically chosen to vote the wrong way over our possible armed intervention in syria" said the Prime Minister. "Of course we will respect this decision. I believe...

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Titus 30.08.13 7:02am
Titus
No action on Syria as UK Navy in Gibraltar, on leave.

more later...

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virtuallywill 30.08.13 6:35am
virtuallywill
Beef unwittingly infiltrates equestrian world

Haighton Moore has been stripped of the Accrington Gold Cup after it emerged the horse he rode to victory was, in fact, a brown cow. Suspicions were initially raised when Moore was a furlong ahead on...

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ChairmanMouth 30.08.13 5:26am
ChairmanMouth
Salmond To Build Pie In The Sky.

First Minister of Scotland, Alex Salmond took to the floor of the Scottish Parliament today to announce the world’s first ever venture to unite the scientific world with bakers. He told MP’s that...

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Macrahanish 30.08.13 2:56am
Macrahanish
MPs protest against curtailed holidays. 2
Ref Minor 29.08.13 11:01pm
Lens Cap
LATEST: President authorises Tomahawk missile strike on Westminster. 0
Ref Minor 29.08.13 10:35pm
Ref Minor
Rolf charged with making indecent image of child, with a 4" paintbrush.

Can you guess what it is yet.. Defence say it could be anything...

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MADJEZ 29.08.13 10:28pm
MADJEZ
Assad hits back over crimes against humanity citing new Paul McCartney single. 2
Ref Minor 29.08.13 10:26pm
Ref Minor
Cameron: OK, sod it....Let them all gas each other! 0
topfotogmw 29.08.13 9:41pm
topfotogmw
Police deny quality of Rolf's paintings affected their decision to prosecute

poor Rolf, I love him...

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custard cream 29.08.13 9:36pm
custard cream
Rolf: Rolf.

if he's found guilty...

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sillybugger 29.08.13 9:18pm
sillybugger
Music fans want Hans Blix to tour 'one last time'

Heavy Metal aficionados have joined an online campaign to tempt the once great 'weapon's inspector' for a farewell gig in Syria. The Swedish diplomat is famed for such songs as 'Love Bomb', the...

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Wrenfoe 29.08.13 8:34pm
Squudge
New Labour Anthem: "Things Can Only Get Bitter" 0
Titus 29.08.13 8:01pm
Titus
Merrill Lynch saves African Americans from a life of white collar crime

In an act of altruism, so typical of the Bank Of America, Merrill Lynch has purposely avoided employing minorities to shelter them from the trauma of a lengthy trial, acquittal and platinum coated...

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Wrenfoe 29.08.13 7:45pm
Wrenfoe
"Two little boys" removed from iTunes now we know what the lyrics mean. 0
Sfox 29.08.13 6:39pm
Sfox
withdrawn (until they find 'im guilty)

can we say that yet?...

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Squudge 29.08.13 6:31pm
Squudge
Rolf Harris denies portrait of the Queen was an 'indecent image'. 2
Lens Cap 29.08.13 6:28pm
GrumpyCat
After Badger Cull, public call for more Apprentice contestants to be killed 2
Scronnyglonkle 29.08.13 6:17pm
ESJ
UK hesitates after evidence reveals al-Assad is probably a meerkat

There was an unusual display of political unity between UK political parties earlier this week. Cameron, Clegg and Milliband were all in agreement that the use of chemical weapons could not be...

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Squudge 29.08.13 5:32pm
sponge finger
TV latest: Stirling Moss to feature on Who Do You Think You Are? 5
Drylaw 29.08.13 5:26pm
Des Custard
Dr Kelly's successor tweets, 'I'm not feeling suicidal.' 1
Loundshay 29.08.13 5:06pm
A.A.Arkwright
Joe Public in Name Change

Joe Public of Worthrop, Lincs, has decided enough is enough and has now officially changed his name., "Years of media references to me, how uneducated, ignorant, oblivious and altogether ambivalent...

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Flugelbinder 29.08.13 5:04pm
A.A.Arkwright
Miliband to Legalise and Regulate 'Dogging' following Swiss Sex Drive-In Success

In an attempt to boost the ratings of his party, Labour Leader Ed Miliband vows to push through legislation which will make 'Dogging' legal, safe and enjoyable for the masses. Using the Swiss model...

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jsparrow 29.08.13 4:48pm
jsparrow
Rolf Harris to Didgeridoo Time

More at the next sunarise!...

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davetwojackets 29.08.13 3:22pm
davetwojackets
G4 Prison Vans to carry 70's Celeb on Board sticker on back window

Hat tip culchavutcha...

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Scronnyglonkle 29.08.13 2:48pm
Scronnyglonkle
Cheryl Cole Hits Bum Note

Cheryl Cole is allegedly satisfied that her mission has been accomplished and she is in the news again following the completion of her tattoo. More importantly to her however, is that now when people...

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Flugelbinder 29.08.13 1:46pm
Flugelbinder
I told my GP I was worried about getting Alzheimers, but he told me to forget it 5
John Wiltshire 29.08.13 1:44pm
FOAD
Gareth 'bails' on Madrid switch over personal terms.

Gareth Bale’s tediously drawn out transfer to Real Madrid was scrapped at the eleventh hour owing to the personal terms Madrid demanded in the contract. The squeaky voiced winger explained in an...

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cinnahmon 29.08.13 1:22pm
cinnahmon
UN to draft Cyrus resolution

The United Nations Security Council has confirmed that it will draft a resolution on possible military action in Miley Cyrus following her alleged crimes against humanity at this year's Video Music...

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Grover 29.08.13 1:01pm
AReader
Baby On Board badge makers introduce new slogans

“Not preg just fat” and “we used a condom” are two of the slogans under consideration by Transport for London and other UK urban transport operators. "Baby on Board was an instant hit for...

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CulchaVulcha 29.08.13 12:35pm
CulchaVulcha