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Woman who sued plastic surgeon laughing on the other side of her face 1
virtuallywill 3 years

no more comment later...

"Some Gaffes Less Serious Than Others" 0
Titus 3 years

Home secretary Ken Clarke has denied claiming that some gaffes are "less serious"...

S*p*r *njunct**n 0
Titus 3 years

The Grim Reaper (sorry, the G*** R*****) has taken out a super-injunction to prevent further revelations of the date of the End of the World...

Deleted as it's not as good as waylandsmithy's post 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Man who expressed surprise at Giggs injunction 'faces cruel chants' 0
3 years

An estate agent in Slough faces a barrage of cruel taunts and chants tomorrow, after reacting with surprise at the disclosure of Ryan Giggs' super-injunction. "It appears I'm the last person in the...

Ryan Giggs faces jail after identifying John Hemming as an MP. more soon 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Wild Twitter speculation forces Ronnie Biggs into superinjunction denial. 1
pinxit 3 years
Bono outraged as he's not included on Obama tour schedule 1
Basil_B 3 years
Feminist film reviewer sacked for failing to make comparisons with vagina 7
3 years

Germaine Stott, radical feminist and film critic, apologised unreservedly for her performance at this year's Cannes film festival. She was sacked by a media magazine after her reviews failed to...

OFT to investigate North London gang war 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

The Office of Fair Trading is understood to be investigating the recent hostile takeover by the Tottenham Boys of a patch previously controlled by rival gang the Bombarcilar. When 5 known members of...

Stray parrot causes chaos at sheepdog trial 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Birmingham City ask Chris Huhne if they can have his points 2
Oxbridge 3 years
Gruniad issues a correction... 0
DiY 3 years

Our headline [i]"Former Miss Wales was gigging for it"[/i] should have read [i]"Former Miss Wales was gagging for it"[/i]...

Those unpublished headlines in full 1
Des Custard 3 years

Ryan Giggs ate my Hamster, claims Mrs Slocombe, Jemima ate my Pussy, claims Ms Thomas, Freddy Starr ate my Rarebit, claims Clarkson...

Icelandic smoking ban extended to include volcanoes 0
suepersonic 3 years
Lord Prescott to mount legal challenge, and his Secretary 1
virtuallywill 3 years

much more later...

24 hour bug reports in sick due to stress caused by heavy work schedule 0
Basil_B 3 years

The bug commonly known as the 24 hour bug did not report into work today due to feeling generally stressed out from being over worked., 'I can't take anymore' said the bug 'i've had to deal with...

Big Society was Camping's idea, claims Cameron 0
butagirl 3 years
Only Camping raptured, wants to come back.. 0
pere floza 3 years
Super Injunctions unfair says P.M ***** ******* 0
virtuallywill 3 years

More L***r...

Twitter Storm hits England - no fatalities 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Michael Ball unenthusiastic about latest tour 0
dandare70 3 years
Hollywood mogul admits 'No new ideas' 0
acwanaut 3 years

Following the recent release of another Hollywood-blockbuster-based-on-a-comic-hero, Thor, a studio mogul with MGM has revealed that writers have completely run out of inspiration and that there are...

Saturdays Rapture big flop as 'taken' discover it coincides with Dr Who. 0
Steve Wilson 3 years
Law firm applies for superinjunction on reports that they advised R*** G**** 0
ronseal 3 years

A law firm, which cannot be named, has applied for a super injunction to prevent people finding out that they were the experts who advised R*** G****. 'You can imagine they're pretty embarrassed,...

Chris Huhne to host Play Your Cards Right? 0
paul_prude 3 years

Energy Secretary Chris Huhne has been asked to host a new series of the classic TV quiz show, 'Play Your Cards Right', formally hosted by Victorian favourite, Bruce Forsyth. Following allegations...

Man spends years trapped in newsbiscuit.co.uk wilderness. 1
Mr Payne 3 years

'I didn't realise it was a parallel universe,' said the man. 'I literally lived there for eons, looking to see whether my puns would be accepted into the hallowed halls of journalistic rapture. It...

Anonymous celebrity's first "is in soccer" 1
Andrew 3 years

The celebrity, who cannot be named for legal reasons, bought, attended, stole, used, had sex with or participated in a major or minor night club, actress, actor, event, play, TV show, object, city,...

Novice journalist promises "I'll vote for you if you vote for me." 0
pumpernickle 3 years

Spoof news site newbie realizes subtle puns aren't going to crack a tough audience.Promises more obvious jokes in future...

Trudi Styler 'vaporised' in Tantric blast 1
pere floza 3 years

After decades of choking back their orgasms, Tantric sexperts Sting and Trudi hit the point of no return with tragic consequences. "One minute we were working the Reverse Gandhi and the next she was...