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Millibrad Borthers to unite as 'Dedward' 2
Quaz 3 years

You have to say it out loud...

French Mime artist accused of making obscene phone calls. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
NHS radical shakeup - all medical practioners to become service commisioners 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Under the NHS shakeup announced by the soon-to-be ex-Health Minister Andrew Scapegoat, anyone with any medical skills in the NHS will become commissioners for medical services. At a news conference,...

World Charades Champion hospitalised after trying to mime 'Charades' 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Aftershocks in NewZealand coincide with filming of Dambusters dropping big bombs 0
virtuallywill 3 years

then it stops...

Ed Miliband to have surgery to be fitted with massive pair of balls 0
Ludicity 3 years

Labour leader Ed Miliband is to undergo a life-changing operation in which surgeons attempt to fit him with what are being described as ‘a seriously large pair of cojones’. ‘Ed was already...

Blue Peter to follow Dambusters lead and rename TV dog Cuntface 0
FraserWords 3 years

More soon?...

Farmers complain East Anglia suffering the wettest drought since records began 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Microsoft 'devastated, honest, it's really taught us a lesson' by £178m fine 2
FraserWords 3 years

More software soon...

After IMF is hacked, chief Dominic Strauss-Kahn said to feel 'violated' 0
ronseal 3 years
Diageo not to fund awareness campaign linking drinking to pregnancy 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
David Miliband says he is right behind his brother 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
The Only Gay in Damascus admits it’s all a hoax 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Formula 1 in crisis as car that starts in front doesn't win 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Mrs Giggs vows to stand by her husband’s £50,000 a week 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Plaid Cymru calls for Isle of Wight festival to be held in Wales 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Ieuan Wyn Jones brokered the notion that during festival season, “the English” see all of the economic benefits of staging countless multi-day festivals, and the Principality should have a chance...

Catholic Church still in two minds about the sexualisation of children 0
ronseal 3 years

The sexualisation of young girls is an outrage against decency and should be tackled immediately, says a new edict from a catholic church. Little boys, on the other hand...

Woman actually dates man for his sense of humour 21
Re Pete 3 years

Experts were trumpeting a major breakthrough in modern dating after Suzanne Roberts, a single woman from Nottingham, met and fell for a man she conceded was "not conventionally attractive", but did...

John McCain attempt to kill Sarah Palin in Church stopped 4
samnzed 3 years

Authorities in the US confirmed they have Senator and former US Presidential hopeful John McCain (Rep) in custody after a tense standoff in Notre Dame University Chapel (Indiana) where McCain...

New Turkey Ruling Party's first resolution to cancel Christmas 1
allmyownstunts 3 years
Safety car wins Candian Grand Prix. 4
Zen 3 years
Coma recovery patient disappointed by progress on flying jet-packs 5
Re Pete 3 years

John Newman, a 54-year-old building supplies manager, emerged from what had been thought to be a persistent vegetative state, and was reportedly devastated at how little the world had changed during...

Canadian Grande Prix comes to a halt "due to boredom". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years

Is it just me who finds motorsport boring?...

'Dambusters' rewritten for US audience- 'We whooped that Russki Ass' 2
Ironduke 3 years

The movie opens with Colonel Sanders inventing a new type of bomb after skipping Popcorn on a Rootbeer lake, before struggling to get his idea past his superior and eventually having to go straight...

Prescott: "I still love Ashley Cole" 3
pthr 3 years

Readers of the Sunday Times were surprised today by words misattributed to former Deputy Prime Minister Lord Prescott. "You can't help who you love," he was alleged to have said. "And despite...

Balls denies project Vulva 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Deeper later...

Cameron Persuades Lib Dems to Start Their Own Project Volvo 0
Deimos 3 years

Following Nick Clegg’s unexpected success in saving the NHS, David Cameron has persuaded the Lib Dem leader that, as a significant force in British politics, the Lib Dem party really should have...

IMF hit by Cyber attack 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Stoner surges to Silverstone victory on PS3 and celebrates with another spliff 0
button 3 years
Disappointment as Olympic fans miss major drug-test failure events 0
roybland 3 years

With just over 400 days to the London Olympics, fans are expressing disappointment at not getting tickets for the major events where drug-test failures are likely. ‘OK, I’ve got tickets for the...