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Rumours that Putin's election team provided advice to X-Factor hotly denied. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Cameron: "I just wanted to be as popular in Europe as Nick is in Universities" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Britain continues not to give a toss as Cameron does exactly as expected 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Back street circumcision gang captured following tip-off 5
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Eurozone crisis solved – Germany and France to join Pound 18
GreenCross 3 years

In a surprise joint statement last night, President Nicolas Sarkozy, Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron announced a radical solution to the Eurozone debt crisis. With Mrs...

Lottery winner with gambling problem doesn't blame it on the good times. 0
reforse 3 years
Mathematics protestors occupy R Squared 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Sarkozy fails to see irony of new treaty being held together by 'bulldog' clip 1
Perks 3 years
Well its the little people 2
Fredrick Oleary 3 years

the little people isnt it nobodys interested in the little people,oh no,the little people dont get a look in,their to small aint it?Fucking bastards what about us little people ay?Take Alan Suger hes...

Police attempt to break up ‘occupy Boston’ protest fails. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Police called out to break up an ‘occupy Boston’ protest were amazed to find the protestors leaving of their own volition. “Christ, what a dump” said one protestor, Pete Smith, a local...

Cameron punches poor people in the face... 5
Lesse Bigg 3 years

and Clegg does their ironing...

UK to leave EU and become wholly-owned subsiduary of J.P.Morgan. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Supercameronlifragilosborneisticex... 0
Lesse Bigg 3 years


Cameron and Clegg poison the nation's water supply with... 0
Lesse Bigg 3 years

something poisonous. Because they're bastards...

Trouser honk triple wensleydale horse ladders cameron shoe teaser staples... 0
Lesse Bigg 3 years

Because the toffs are all bastards...

"I Vont To Be Alone"..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Says Cameron...

Putin Charge? 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Doesn't seem like it...

Cameron regrets asking dyslexic official to agree to EU Vote 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Cave fires responsible for 90% of vintage cheddar pre-mature evacuation cases 0
kga6 3 years
Cameron triumphant after negotiating new EU phishing quotas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
world on brink can great britain do it again 0
Q 3 years

Once again we stand alone against the great axis states of the world. As we stand alone looking out once again across the muddy waters of the English Channel, we can proudly say i bet the French and...

Clegg Makes Difficult Decision: “White and Silver decorations this year.” 1
MT Bucket 3 years
X-Factor finalists target swing voters with populist policies 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

With only a week remaining until the nation goes to the polls the three X-Factor finalists have been announcing a string of poorly thought out, impractical policies and promises, designed to give...

"Bulldog Cameron" backed by Spivs, Chancers & Gamblers. And other Tory donors. 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More donations soon...

Psychiatrist wins Nobel prize for identifying 7 billion mental disorders 0
Dumbnews 3 years
North Face apparel launches new line for Far East, NorthEast Face 0
Dumbnews 3 years
New gym machines offer more ways to do your excercises incorrectly 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Health Lottery winner spends £100,000 prize on cocaine, heroin and alcohol 0
antharrison 3 years
Satan sues George Osbourne for Breach of Contract 0
MT Bucket 3 years

The dark lord and Chief Executive of city trading firm Hell Incorporated, Satan, has started a private prosecution against the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Mr. George Osbourne, over a breach of...

Tian Tian pandering to Yang Guang's every whim. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years