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Pentagon to end ban on women in front-line combat, new day, new tactics

The announcement that the US is to allow women to become front line combat ready troops, has sent a shiver around the worlds armed forces. "It's not that we won't fight them" a representative from...

Codec 25.01.13 1:13pm
Hokey Cokey Party accuse Cameron of stealing their In/Out policy 0
Scronnyglonkle 25.01.13 12:55pm
Ritalin suppositories replace Heroin as highest risk to islanders.

Staff at Shetland’s alcohol & drugs service SADS say they have seen a sharp decline in the use of Heroin amongst residents over the past few years, however the social use of prescription...

Teak Weasel 25.01.13 11:43am
Figures show shrinking econo 0
One Line Only 25.01.13 10:45am
One Line Only
Chefs unhappy with greater Bay Leaf restrictions 0
One Line Only 25.01.13 10:41am
One Line Only
Heart of Rock n Roll to undergo double bypass surgery 0
Dumbnews 25.01.13 2:45am
Gove rejects claims that A-Level reform bill was wrote in just one day.

Following the release of his plans to radically change the A-Level exams Education Minister Michael Gove has dismissed claims that he wrote the bill in just one day while relying on information he...

Hooch 25.01.13 1:31am
Definition : Politics - Ironic Dejavu 0
Trini 25.01.13 1:19am
Jeremy Kyle reunites adopted snow leopard with biological parents

Talk show host and professional chav-baiter, Jeremy Kyle, has used his daytime TV programme to arrange an emotional reunion between an adopted six year-old snow leopard and his biological parents....

Vertically Challenged Giant 25.01.13 12:15am
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Consternation as Lincoln movie contains no references to A46 bypass 2
custard cream 24.01.13 11:42pm
Chelsea to sign Moral Hazard 0
GreenCross 24.01.13 10:37pm
Cameron pours his curves into suit for Europe speech

All grown up at last! UK Prime Minister David Cameron was spotted in fashionable London as he stepped out [i]make-up free[/i] for a speech on the future of European federalism. David had slipped his...

BAJDixon 24.01.13 10:26pm
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Decline of pubs causes men to "lose complete sense of direction"

A new study of men has shown that their navigation has been completely thrown out of kilter due to the unprecedented amount of pubs closing doors. The study found that males are have completely...

quango 24.01.13 10:13pm
Minister concedes crime is down because there's no police left to report it to. 1
dominic_mcg 24.01.13 7:10pm
Toad community salutes the natterjack at gala dinner...

“We are gathered here tonight”, said Terrence Toad, adjusting his cummerbund around a full waistline, “to salute the sterling work of the natterjack, the most elusive member of the toad family....

Tripod 24.01.13 6:55pm
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Obama blasted for weak gun reform measures

Lone(ly) anti-gun campaigner Piers Morgan today assassinated the US President by blowing his brains out with a shop-bought machine gun to prove a point. “It should also attract a few more viewers...

Reg Herring 24.01.13 6:41pm
Reg Herring
QPR and Wigan in for Swansea Ball Boy

QPR and Wigan Athletic are going head-to-head to sign the Swansea City ball boy at the centre of a sending-off storm in the Capital Cup., Both Premiership sides are thought to have come in with a...

ChesterField 24.01.13 6:37pm
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Government warning as tight-arse becomes resistant to suppositories. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.01.13 6:25pm
Hazard lights up drab Capital One Cup semi-final

Chelsea midfielder Eden Hazard has said he kicked a Swansea ball-boy in the stomach at last nights Capital One Cup semi final because he was Welsh and not because he refused to let go of the ball.,...

Gerontius 24.01.13 4:13pm
Eurostar reveals new fleet of high speed trains.

[url=]Eurostar reveals new fleet of high speed trains[/url]...

godly1966 24.01.13 3:55pm
Cameron says he can see the plight at the end of the Chunnel

neato effort...

Backup Brian 24.01.13 3:48pm
Sam Cam to renegotiate the terms of her marriage, then offer kids in/out vote

After years of being dictated to by ‘the bureaucrat brought in, from the town of Chipping Norton’, Samantha Cameron has announced her intention to renegotiate the terms of her marriage before...

Perks 24.01.13 3:35pm
UK announces plan to fill Chunnel with burning cheese to counter French pong

Un effort Neat-O...

Idiot 24.01.13 2:27pm
Report: Poor People are Fat Because They're Too Stupid and Lazy to Buy Real Food 0
Titus 24.01.13 2:08pm
Lion with thorn in paw drowns seeking help from scuba diver 0
Lucy4 24.01.13 1:59pm
Beef traces found in Waitrose Venison Burgers sparks Middle Class food scandal. 5
AdrianJ 24.01.13 12:42pm
Newsbiscuit granted restraining order. Rebecca must remain at least 3 miles away 0
bonjonelson 24.01.13 12:11pm
Non-celebrity chef discovered in Aberdeen

Scientists are hailing the discovery of Albert Troatlick, a chef at a Scottish themed restaurant in Aberdeen. One social scientist enthused; "He really is a non-celebrity; he's never appeared on any...

apepper 24.01.13 11:48am
Europe demand return of wartime spirit

Evil Euro officials are campaigning this week for the return of Britain’s ‘war time spirit’. German MEP Hans Kirsh said the abstract concept was given to Britain in 1940 for the sole purpose of...

theinvisiblecitychannels 24.01.13 11:36am
Pentagon confirm women soldiers will serve ‘Combat Rolls’ on the front line

The Pentagon have confirmed that female soldiers will be sent to the front line serving Combat Rolls to male soldiers. The roll was made famous by Marine Capt Jim Fletcher. “It’s 2 rashers of...

Sheepback 24.01.13 11:11am