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Romney apologies for French gaffe, promised to get lobotomy if elected 0
Tom55 3 years

In tears, GOP presidential candidate Romney apologized for his embarrassing speech in perfect French in 2002. "I appreciate this means I am not ignorant enough for the highest office in the land. I...

Apple crumbles in China as Golden Delicious withdrawn from sale 1
PReady 3 years

Greengrocers have stopped sales of Golden Delicious in China today after a store in central Beijing was forced to close after a crowd waiting to buy the US fruit pelted the shop with eggs and started...

Republican candidates lambasted for barely speaking the Queen's English 0
simonjmr 3 years
Student deported to USA for driving at 56 mph 1
Sinnick 3 years
Half a million unhappy children 'not a problem' says the Grown Up's Society 2
roybland 3 years

Half million children across Britain are unhappy with their lives, research from the Children's Society suggests. But the rival Grown Up's Society says that its members are 'comfortable' with the...

Bond movies "give white cats a bad image" 0
kimllfixit 3 years
Taken back - bad taste 4
Ian Searle 3 years
Ofsted report reveals "appalling levels of arithmetic and writing in Hogwarts" 3
quango 3 years

Ofsted point out that no amount of magic can conjugate a verb or differentiate an equation. More on this soon...

Unexpected celebrity chef in bagging area 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Depressed mountaineer at rock bottom 8
medici2471 3 years
Bletchley Park boffins no nearer to cracking TEXTSPEAK Code say MoD 3
tedweasel 3 years

ITS NOT GR8 :-(...

Domesday Clock To Be Linked To Atomic Clock To Stop Continual Adjustments. 0
rob 3 years
Shares down amid nuclear apocalypse rumours 1
hughesroland 3 years
Teachers back plans to get rid of under-performing MPs after three months 1
Ian Searle 3 years

And not to wait a full five years for a General Electon...

US military piss away opportunity for peace 3
Immunis 3 years
Cameron to rethink controversial plans which affect people who vote for him 0
Ian Searle 3 years

But will carry on closing libraries and day care centres, cutting the NHS and all the things which affect oiks!...

Inventor of Clearasil found guilty of spot fixing 2
jp1885 3 years
Fergie 'posed as donor' for undercover orphanage film. Gullibility Oscar likely. 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Complaints mount after latest Groupon offer for Dignitas assisted suicide. 12
bonjonelson 3 years

A number of complaints have been raised after the latest Groupon discount coupon was published online offering a 70% discount on Dignitas assisted suicide services. Carol Poindexter, from Cardiff,...

Slow witted seamstress cottons on 4
button 3 years
Down in the mouth, admits duck fancier 3
medici2471 3 years
Adolecesents confused as Lynx 2012 doesn't get them laid 5
Shandy 3 years

There was widespread confusion among young sex starved teens as new evidence emerged that Lynx's latest God awful toiletry will not in fact guarantee sexual intercourse. There is widespread concern...

BBC denies biased reporting of bid for Scottish independence from licence fee 3
3 years

The BBC was embroiled in a bitter row last night, after using the same unflattering picture of Alex Salmond in dozens of reports about his bid for Scottish independence. Officials denied the...

US Marines in Taliban urination scandal identified by birthmarks 0
MrQ 3 years
Duchess of York set to launch new Turkish porridge diet 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Poor teachers face the sack, Rich ones to get more holidays 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Fake Tan Man Cameron Heads To Mid-East For A Top Up..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Wow, whee! folks, his first genuine tan!...

Cameron to get rid of poorly performing Education Ministers earlier. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Tesco share dive reveals true extent of Worrall Thompson's pilfering 0
Boutros 3 years
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Sinnick 3 years