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George Lucas admits he has writers block 0
Iamthestig 3 years

At the launch of his latest project, George Lucas admits to having had writers block for "at least 22 years!". "Ever since Indiana Jones and the last Crusade, I just haven't been able to come up...

New way of heating Newcastle found - arsonists gather 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Alex Reid to adopt Shanghai’s one-dog policy 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Colonel Gaddafi discovered to be Gary Neville’s long-lost grandad... 1
Doylem 3 years
Victoria Beckham in plain scare,as she forgets make up bag. 2
3 years
Gadaffi says the Panam Lockerbie was Kuffartic. 0
3 years
Blow for British Gas profits after parent company Centrica stops pocket money 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New Anglesey lifeboat to be put on stand-by for people fleeing Royal Wedding 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
More women in the boardroom demanded as unwashed cups and plates pile up 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Hague's orders to SAS 0
greg various 3 years

"Get over t' Libya and take t' expats out."...

LeCarre donates his archive to the Bodleian via a hole in a tree 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Obama: World to speak with one voice on Libya - Joe Pasquale on standby 0
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years
Ryanair rescue flight arrives at Tripoli airport, Gdansk 0
Skylarking 3 years

More entirely predictable but still sadly necessary Ryanair news soon...

Gadaffi "still has support" of Somali pirates and Nick Griffin. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Delayed Libyan mercy flights - FO apologises for hiring EasyJet 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Porky Pig cancels plans to emigrate to UK after mishearing Conservative plan. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

That's all folks...

"10% of decimations actually decimations" new study finds. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

90% of remainder whitewashed...

Jonah Falcon to address inaugural meeting of Big Society... 0
be reasonable 3 years

more knob gags soon...

german defence minister defends not revealing his sources 0
4ty2 3 years

for his thesis, as it is inappropriate for the head of the german secret service to reveal his sources and his thesis was a vital document in his career to become a minister so it is cleassified...

New Zealand earth quake death toll set to rise, as Right-wing Mayor decides 0
3 years

to shoot any foreign students found alive...

All Hell breaks loose in Rome as Black smoke is seen coming out of the 0
3 years

Vatican,it is rumoured the Pope has burnt all his Papal vestements and joined a semi naked gymnastic troupe.It all started a few weeks ago when the German leader was captivated by a young group of...

Emmanuel to "sex up" Chicago Mayors' role 3
simonjmr 3 years
Man quits facebook as he can`t decide if his friends are embarrassing or he is 0
3 years
WWE wrestling to become Olympic sport 0
3 years

In a shock announcement today Olympic chiefs have confirmed that WWE will be an Olympic sport at the 2012 games in London. "We have been monitoring the WWE for many years and feel it is a sport with...

Yorkshire Vampire Cult Fears following a run on Black Puddings 1
3 years
Mohammar Gadaffi regrets blowing his pension on a bullets and gunship party 0
3 years
EU easily persuaded to offer protected status for Glasgow Kiss. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Scotch Eggs given protected status by the European Commission. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

Only English, Welsh, and Irish eggs can be made in the rest of the UK in future...

EU: Curries must be from an Indian 0
3 years

Restaurant that is, not some random on the street...

‘Conservation grade’ meat to salve carnivores’ conscience... 1
Doylem 3 years

Concerned carnivores who want to salve their consciences can now buy 'conservation grade' meat. They will feel better, apparently, knowing that the animals they eat have enjoyed meaningful lives....