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'Sling yer 'ook Scotland' remark ill-advised, admits Cameron 0
jp1885 3 years
Fat Top Cat 1
Hugh Nose 3 years

Clegg intervened in the fat cats debate saying "too many hide behind impenetrable texts which are obscuring rather than illuminating". This follows after Cameron and Miliband tried to portray...

New all-inclusive language book announced: Beginning Finnish 3
Smart Alex 3 years
Italian ship captain didn't know his aft from his elbow 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Ghost of Bob Holness haunts Blockbuster tunnel. 2
JETFAB 3 years
Broom manufacturer announces sweeping cutbacks 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Ah, so you saw THAT one did you Wenger? says everyone 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Jury's axed in favour of Magistrates 0
Hugh Nose 3 years

A new government white paper suggests axing jury's on some 70.000 trails per year could help cover NHS losses in a number of specialist areas...

Costa Concordia to be new Royal Yacht. 1
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Top half of cruise ship conjurer's assistant still missing 1
yussle 3 years
Government puts offer on ex Italian cruise liner for new Royal Yacht. 1
bonjonelson 3 years
PM: new 'adopt an abandoned Christmas tree' scheme was "a complete failure" 0
hughesroland 3 years
UK technically in recession as stitch in time savings index drops to 'seven' 0
cinquecento 3 years
Cruise captain's career is on the rocks 0
Sinnick 3 years
Greengrocers follow in Waterstones footsteps by removing unnecessary apostrophes 3
kimllfixit 3 years

Say goodbye to potato's and apple's...

Shoplifter who stole diary gets twelve months 3
Major Clanger 3 years
"Gove earning to pay for Royal Yacht.." 0
Hugh Nose 3 years

Gove due to return to education following confidential letter...

Mother's horror as man sells iPad to buy kidney 6
rickwestwell 3 years

The mother of a Chinese man has spoken of her horror after finding out that her son, identified only as 'Big Zheng', had arranged the sale of one of his iPads to fund the purchase of a kidney in a...

Rohypnol shares soar as Russell Brand single again. 0
kimllfixit 3 years

More potential law suits soon...

UK dips into recession due to excessive think tank fees.. more soon no doubt 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Power cut thwarts rise of the machines 0
simonjmr 3 years
Santorum Evades Fire and Brimstone for Now But Faces Christ's Wrath Via Lawsuit 4
bobo lutz 3 years

[i]Editor’s Note: When I couldn’t nail Jesus Christ down for an interview about his lawsuit, I asked him to provide commentary . On Monday, Jesus Christ filed a lawsuit against “Jesus...

Thieves who dug tunnel to get to ATM escape with miner charges 1
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Man Utd says "If your good enough your young enough". 2
MikeKent 3 years

In a shock move today Sir Alex Ferguson confirmed that after successfully recalling the retired Paul Scholes, he plans to replace most of his existing squad from the greats of Man Utd. Ferguson told...

Drunk crane driver suspended 5
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Teachers 'up in arms' after kids state school is 'interesting and relevant.' 0
Samasaea 3 years

The National Union of Teachers has issued a statement condemning kids who enjoy school. , 'It's our turf,' said an NUT spokesperson who refused to be named, 'They can't just waltz in here liking it...

'I was just following the TomTom' claims cruise ship captain 0
Immunis 3 years
Celine Dion concert on Costa Concordia postponed 'indefinitely' 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

but her heart will go on and on and on and on...

Automated voice response revealed as cyberman invasion plot 0
Samasaea 3 years

The automated voice services used by many companies to answer customer service enquiries were revealed today to be the precursor to a Cyberman invasion. , Many will be familiar with the cold,...

Julius Caesar admits to planting uncharted reef, blames Vesuvius. 0
Griffin 3 years