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Colin Firth Mired in Stammerers Row 0
3 years

The actor Colin Firth has become mired in a row which threatens to over-shadow the recent success of the King's Speech. The row began at a Film Industry Awards ceremony when Rob Tibbings broke...

FUTURE NEWS - Jabba the Hutt finds out he is descended from Eric Pickles 1
Ian Searle 3 years

After appearing on Who Do You Think You Are 2525...

Channel 4's 'Balls of Steel' to shelve Gadaffi episode 0
AndyOverhead 3 years

Channel 4 is to indefinitely delay the broadcast of an episode of Balls of Steel, following a 'dare' featuring Colonel Gadaffi, the muppet-faced leader of a North African Nation., "Following a stunt...

Possessive cow spotted in mine field. 8
Zadok the second 3 years
David Beckham in Plane scare as he forgets made up bag. 0
3 years
‘Real fires’ back in demand, as chimney sales go through the roof... 0
Doylem 3 years
Gregg’s Steak Bake granted ‘Ubiquity’ status... 0
Doylem 3 years

Gregg’s Steak Bake has been awarded Unprotected Geographical Indication status, meaning it can be produced, sold and consumed wherever there’s a ready supply of cheap, mechanically recovered meat...

Armitage Shanks launches concept of Bog Society 0
ronseal 3 years
Rolf Harris fined for speed painting and gets 3 points on his artistic license 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Coe calls time on language lessons for Olympic volunteers... 0
Doylem 3 years

“Our original plan”, said Lord Coe, “was to recruit hundreds of multi-lingual volunteers to act as ‘friendship ambassadors’ throughout the games, able to welcome guests from around the...

New book updates the John Lydon story: Things Can Only Get Butter 0
ronseal 3 years

Punk rock rebel turned oleaginous corporate creep John Lydon is to have his life story made into film, with product placement by Anchor Butter's marketing team., These days Lydon is recognised for...

Cameron waits for Big Society to rescue Brits from Libyia 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Routemaster bus 'on its way'...

Cameron pays for Clegg cruise to Somalian coast 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron explained that his deputy, Nick Clegg, is currently on holiday off the African coast., 'Nick's done so much recently, I thought I - or rather he, deserved a good break....

EC fanatic writes heart-warming rags to riches bio 'Things Can Only Get Blatter' 0
ronseal 3 years
George Lucas admits he has writers block 0
Iamthestig 3 years

At the launch of his latest project, George Lucas admits to having had writers block for "at least 22 years!". "Ever since Indiana Jones and the last Crusade, I just haven't been able to come up...

New way of heating Newcastle found - arsonists gather 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Alex Reid to adopt Shanghai’s one-dog policy 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Colonel Gaddafi discovered to be Gary Neville’s long-lost grandad... 1
Doylem 3 years
Victoria Beckham in plain scare,as she forgets make up bag. 2
3 years
Gadaffi says the Panam Lockerbie was Kuffartic. 0
3 years
Blow for British Gas profits after parent company Centrica stops pocket money 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New Anglesey lifeboat to be put on stand-by for people fleeing Royal Wedding 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
More women in the boardroom demanded as unwashed cups and plates pile up 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Hague's orders to SAS 0
greg various 3 years

"Get over t' Libya and take t' expats out."...

LeCarre donates his archive to the Bodleian via a hole in a tree 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Obama: World to speak with one voice on Libya - Joe Pasquale on standby 0
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years
Ryanair rescue flight arrives at Tripoli airport, Gdansk 0
Skylarking 3 years

More entirely predictable but still sadly necessary Ryanair news soon...

Gadaffi "still has support" of Somali pirates and Nick Griffin. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Delayed Libyan mercy flights - FO apologises for hiring EasyJet 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Porky Pig cancels plans to emigrate to UK after mishearing Conservative plan. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

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