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Surfer on broken website discovers missing link 4
Screenie 3 years
Harry DNA results refute Nicholas Witchell royal paternity claims 1
medici2471 3 years
Harry Redknapp suggests Neil Warnock despised enough to become next England boss 1
CJWorkman 3 years

"Wouldn't be an upset."...

Kate and Wills: we probably won't bother having kids 14
grumblechops 3 years

Monarchists took a sharp intake of breath when Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge suggested she and William "aren't really the parenty type, to be honest". The DILF continued "There's so much of the...

Hosni Mubarak to attend Halloween party dressed as himself 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Jimmy Savile 'no loner', claims loner 0
medici2471 3 years
No-one bothers to protest at BNP conference 0
medici2471 3 years
Tabak's ex's sorrow for victim's family, claims "I'm chocked" 0
medici2471 3 years
Marr presses Cameron for an answer, "How are we getting home?" 0
medici2471 3 years
Monumental Mason refuses to carve "How's About That Then" on Savile Gravestone 0
Drylaw 3 years
Tories announce Christmas tax 0
kga6 3 years

With the economy still lying on the brink, David Cameron has today announced a Christmas tax, to be enforced from the first of November. The additional 20% tax covers any item that is considered...

Christians pray for fair fight at Cathedral 1
nickb 3 years

“Ring of Prayer” to be used to stage “All Anglican” punch up. In one corner of the ring, Christians who support protestors’ right to occupy St Pauls. In the other corner, Christians who...

Consignment of large wooden crosses arrives at St Paul's 0
kga6 3 years
Australian Court orders kangaroos to "stop hopping about". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Elderly demand luxury canned goods for Harvest Festival 1
nickb 3 years

“We don’t want your out of date butter beans and pilchards, and we’ve got no idea what a butternut squash is,” said Maisie Jenkinson (76), the spokesperson for Mellow Fruitfulness, the older...

Prezza blames 'clowned' credit card for casino spending, 0
witless 3 years

all I ordered was some chips!...

British Merchant Ships to be allowed to carry clowns. 6
Al OPecia 3 years

The Prime Minister, David Cameron, has announced that due to the high risk of feelings of doom during long sea journeys in seas around the Horn of Africa, British registered ships will now be allowed...

Charles pays tribute to Jimmy Savile. Police to reopen Diana case. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Jimmy Savile dies after long battle with reality 4
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Indian cricket team still waiting for 'Jim'll Fix It' reply 2
Perks 3 years
Clarkson's wife hopes cheating husband moves... like Jagger. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Jerry Hall offering support and divorce lawyer...

Newsbiscuit: face us on Twitterbook or something like that... 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Jimmy Saville booked to play Jacob Marley, ghostly jingle jangles abound 1
simonjmr 3 years

Now then, now then young Mr Scrooge let me warn you More soon...

Shops overwhelmed as millions misunderstand "putting the clocks back" 1
apepper 3 years

Clock suppliers all over Britain have had huge queues of people who misunderstood government instructions to put the clocks back. One person said, "A bloke on the telly said we had to change the...

Halloween killer Michael Myers’ family accuse police over excessive use of force 5
Gary Stanton 3 years

The estranged family of ‘probably dead’ serial killer Michael Myers say they ‘want answers’ after a succession of films showed him being hit, manhandled and shot dead several times over by...

Widespread Panic in Scotland after sighting of ‘Big Bright Thing in the Sky.’ 1
josephlewiscox 3 years

Today in Scotland, there was widespread panic as the majority of the citizens were shocked and scared by something large and circular burning through their sky, where according to them, it had never...

"Mr Misfit": New film claims Roger Hargreaves did not write the Mr Men books. 2
deskpilot3 3 years

All of the books actually scribed by a team of male misogynists known only as Mr Ghost, Mr Doddle, Mr Trite and Mr Cashin...

Jimmy Savile - a young life cut short due to tobacco smoking. 0
Iscariot 3 years

Shell suit and fake bling manufacturers say sales are unlikely to be affected by his untimely demise. A street spokesgirl said "Just because he was the prototype, today's chavs have never heard of...

Jim fixed it for me claims struggling Leeds undertaker 5
simonjmr 3 years
Meat tenderizing industry facing tough times 1
Dumbnews 3 years