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Urban sales of Cement flavour Um-bongo soar.

The Congolese government have ruled out any possibility of the commercial being filmed in their country, after all the reputational damage done to them by this drink in the 1980s, so all eyes are now...

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Newsquelch 12.10.12 3:56pm
Newsquelch
Cap'n Birdseye stripped of Nobel peas prize as allegations continue to spiral 1
cinquecento 12.10.12 3:53pm
wallster
Clown bricklayer pulls off concrete juggle stunt 0
Scroat 12.10.12 3:34pm
Scroat
Michael Barrymore’s approval ratings soar

Recent reshuffling of the celebrity shame-list has resulted in Barrymore (75) lurching back into the ‘family safe zone’. “On reflection” said one ITV Chief “Barrymore’s behaviour, on...

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Newsquelch 12.10.12 3:29pm
Newsquelch
Clinton_Bill_exWH remains only eBay bidder for Savile's last cigar 0
antharrison 12.10.12 3:20pm
antharrison
Savile: "I want my coffin lined with gold & concrete, jangle jangle" 0
Sinnick 12.10.12 3:14pm
Sinnick
Nobel Peace Prize 2012 award sounds death knell for satire

"The game's up", said John O'Farrell...

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custard cream 12.10.12 3:11pm
custard cream
BBC calls in USADA to conduct Savile inquiry 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 3:03pm
simonjmr
Urbane Gorilla's to be released into London's concrete jungles 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 3:01pm
simonjmr
Slow year at the Nobel institute, Nobel prize for on screen chemistry launched 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 2:57pm
simonjmr
Armstrong "went postal" over doping claims 0
Scroat 12.10.12 2:32pm
Scroat
Building collapses after premix concrete bungle 0
Scroat 12.10.12 2:06pm
Scroat
Paedo banker cum MP exposed as a Radio 1 DJ 0
ronseal 12.10.12 1:35pm
ronseal
Hospitals warn of shampoo bottle in shower danger

A spate of hospital admissions of people with shampoo bottles wedged up their anus has led to a public warning about the danger posed by taking shampoo bottles and soap into the shower. “Every...

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Yikes 12.10.12 1:22pm
Yikes
Man manages to walk past Ann Summers without feeling like a sex offender

In what is thought to be the first recorded case of its kind, a single, male member of the human race today finally succeeded in traversing the frontage of an Ann Summers shop without experiencing...

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jamsieoconnor 12.10.12 1:15pm
Gerontius
Ageing gorilla says "Attenborough wanted us to romp with him" 0
Drylaw 12.10.12 1:13pm
Drylaw
Celebrity plaque removed from Bradford takeaway 0
medici2471 12.10.12 12:59pm
medici2471
Athens Riots As ECB Refuses To Hand Over Greek Share Of Nobel Prize Money 0
Nowherefast 12.10.12 12:49pm
Nowherefast
Turkey declares on Syria and Christmas

More to follow...

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apepper 12.10.12 12:13pm
charlies_hat
Armstrong admits he dropped a bollock. 0
Lucy4 12.10.12 11:03am
Lucy4
Krankies under investigation after revelations that they married in the 70's 0
simonjmr 12.10.12 10:47am
simonjmr
Nobel peace prize corruption allegations

Critics have claimed that Jim fixed it for EU and EU and EU, (Ba pa Baaaah Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba pa Baaaaaaa!) sorry...

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moanygit 12.10.12 10:34am
moanygit
Jane Fonda launches new Rocking Chair workout

Hollywood legend and fitness guru Jane Fonda has launched her latest fitness DVD following the success of “Fit & Strong” and “Walkout” in 2011. “Rock till you Drop,” which was filmed...

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Dick Everyman 12.10.12 10:34am
Dick Everyman
Sarah Brightman 'regretting signing up for rapid weight-loss programme'. 5
Boutros 12.10.12 10:08am
Sinnick
14yr old returns Cycling Proficiency Badge after testing positive for Refreshers 3
seymour totti 12.10.12 9:55am
gaijintendo
Shock as Sue Pollard refuses to attend envelope opening 0
vertical 12.10.12 9:37am
vertical
Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Third Reich 0
Old Hat 12.10.12 9:36am
Old Hat
Biden sets Ryan's pants on fire to prove he is a liar liar 0
Hooch 12.10.12 9:32am
Hooch
Wood Bee Satirist Still Buzzing. 4
arthurminnit 12.10.12 9:27am
charlies_hat
Lance Armstrong tests positive for bullshit

In a further blow to his reputation, Lance Armstrong was today found to have tested positive for bullshit after denying the extensive allegations of cheating made against him by the US Anti-Doping...

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Long Distance Clara 12.10.12 9:15am
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