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Germans disqualified for coming first in the syncronised screwing event... 0
OldThingy 3 years

Reported in a big center page splash of Porn Monthly...

Greek film industry releases 'Referendumb and Referendumber'. 0
Boutros 3 years

The cross-country adventures of two good-hearted but incredibly stupid politicians, George Papandreou and er, George Papandreou...

Greece referendum revealed 0
ElsyfromChelsea 3 years

Details of the proposed referendum in Greece on the Euro bailout package are beginning to emerge:, Answer “Yes” or “No” to the following four questions:, A. Bearing in mind the history of...

Ray Winstone warns lazy drillers to "stop fracking gassing" 2
button 3 years
James Murdoch calls Jeffery Archer as character witness 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Downton Abbey to be renamed Downton Ad-break 2
victimms 3 years

More after these words from our sponsor...

BBC fears fatwa after Walk on the wild side shows Prairie dog shouting "Allah" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Red tape manufacturer to close due to Government cut backs in bureaucracy 0
simonjmr 3 years
Actuaries and Auditors try to throw off "boring" image with Pi reciting contest 0
simonjmr 3 years
BBC celebrates 75 years of TV by screening first programme, a repeat of Top Gear 0
TerribleTim 3 years
Greece to ‘eBay’s’ Ancient Gods and Legends. 0
MichelleConfess 3 years

In a surprise move, the Greek Parliament has announced that it is auctioning the rights of the country’s ancient gods and legends on eBay to raise money for the cash stricken countries. In a press...

NASA's tractor beam too expensive, say British farmers 2
medici2471 3 years
Stringfellow's BAD BO campaign, calls for end to "Objectification" of women 0
simonjmr 3 years

Peter Stringfellow today launches his BAD BO (Birds are Daughters - Ban Objectification) campaign. More soon...

Typo in job ad sees a suprised Daily Mail recruit 5 Poof Readers 6
Perks 3 years
French satirists attack mosque 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A Paris mosque has been badly damaged by a petrol bomb, just days after a preacher released a news sheet with a caricature of Nicolas Sarkozy urging people to attend daily services. The attack is...

Greek referendum on Eurozone bailout 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

restricted to taxpayers. So, that’s 11 votes for, 5 against...

Qantas flights grounded again after pilot queries missing 'U'. 13
Boutros 3 years

Qantas planes will remain on the ground until fitted with regulation letter 'u's. The spelling mistake was spotted by eagle-eyed chief pilot Bradley Knapper - just as flights were to resume following...

Germany finds missing 55bn Euros 'in pocket of other lederhosen' 0
Clarky 3 years

Billions more later...

'Do you want chips with that?' added to school curriculum 0
vertical 3 years
Jamie Oliver to solve Greek crisis with new recipe book 0
nickb 3 years

“Chick peas! Olive oil! Vine leaves! All my Greek mates agree, they’ve got like a monster cuisine, so when Angela and Nico called me up and said, like, we need help with the old Euro...

Apple accuse British of product placement after new £50 note features windows 0
Ian Searle 3 years

They ask, "Have you tried switching off the economy and turning it on again?"...

New recession £50 note features five windows – all of them bricked up 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Today the Bank of England is going to look through the arched window...

Met investigate alleged racial slur as Agnew calls player a "Pakistani cricketer 0
medici2471 3 years
Terry Wogan granted UNESCO World Heritage Status 6
3 years

Ever-green presenter Terry Wogan has been declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO. He is the 28th presenter currently employed by the BBC to be awarded the status. "They cost a fortune to maintain,...

Dismal Team GB archers urged to aim higher 1
tedweasel 3 years
35 year old man still searches for the "farm" his childhood dog was sent to. 19
simonjmr 3 years

David Morse (35) today enters the 27th year of searching for the elusive farm Buttons, his 12 year old chocolate lab was sent to by his parents in 1984. "I have searched all the farms locally, but I...

Government make Junk Mail 'top priority.' 1
josephlewiscox 3 years

Today it was announced that the Government are ‘waging war on Junk Mail.’ It’s always good to know that our Government are tackling the things that really are a number one priority for most...

Cockling the new extreme sport. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Greek referenda workers threaten strike over pay and pensions 0
greg various 3 years

They're quite happy with the holidays though...

St Paul's protesters admit "We thought we were queuing for Stone Roses tickets". 0
dominic_mcg 3 years