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‘Dick Dastardly’ Style Traps to Spice Up F1 2
Guy Incognito 3 years

‘Dick Dastardly’ Style Traps to Spice Up F1 Bernie Ecclestone announced today new incentives to make Formula 1 more exciting for the viewing public. Teams will be encouraged to try and remove...

Billy Bragg: 'People who say one's betrayed the working class are bally oiks!' 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Protest singer Billy Bragg today turned his wrath on those who say that he's betrayed his working class roots by living in a huge mansion on Chesil Beach., 'Now look here, you chaps,' he said at a...

Public advised not to eat cereal box packages. 2
Tammy Flugh 3 years

A Food Safety spokesman said that rumours that they are more nutritious than the contents are totally false...

Tesco Eyes Up Cheap Greeks? 1
spiraldrain 3 years

City analysts have suggested that "it's only a matter of time" until High Street stores such as Tesco sell foreign government debt next to cheap baked beans. With the price of Greek 10 year bonds...

Monarchist Backs Monarchy 12
Dun Dunkin 3 years

A monarchist backed the monarchy despite recent Princely financial and sexual scandals. The monarchist said he had full confidence in the monarchy and it should continue lording it up over the oiks...

Tiger kills Lion, awaits winner of Hippo vs Python in next round 4
nilbymouse 3 years

Ultimate cage fighting...

Big Society blamed for bungling as Dad's Army sent on Libya mission 0
ianslat 3 years

Foreign Secretary William Hague has admitted that the 'special forces' captured by Libyan rebels at the weekend were in fact members of popular wartime sitcom Dad's Army. 'It's a perfect example of...

Number of drug addicts to fall by half, through “natural wastage”... 1
Doylem 3 years
Duke of York reduced to 9,998 men 0
beau-jolly 3 years

When he's up, he's up. When he's down, we kick him...

Kingdom of Pop to become a republic 3
Zadok the second 3 years

Since the death of Michael Jackson in June 2009 it is the question that has been on everybody’s lips: who will inherit the crown and take their place as the new King of Pop? As Prince of Pop,...

John Prescott delivers Shipping Forecast from toilet: "Oh my! That one's a .... 0
thackaray 3 years

. danger to shipping."...

Flasher's Union claim carbon footprint halved as webcams allow their members 9
Ironduke 3 years

to work from home...

Charlie Sheen admits he's not all there, as he's no longer the half in 2 1/2 men 0
Iamthestig 3 years
TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE 7
Mr Tickle 3 years

HA HA TICKLE TICKLE HA HA HA HA TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE HA HATICKLE TICKLE..H...

Lab-grown urethra "very exciting" says McDonalds spokesman 0
rickwestwell 3 years
William Hague and Prince Andrew join 'Dancing On Thin Ice' 2
John Wiltshire 3 years
Prince Andrew now friends with Jonathan King and Gary Glitter 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The Duke of York has let it be known that he very much regrets his association with Jeffrey Epstein, and that he has made some new friends. 'I think that contacts within show business are...

Jacqui Smith advocates money shot as effective form of affordable contraception 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Contamination risk from food packaging containing recycled Daily Mail 0
charlies_hat 3 years

The Food Standards Agency has issued a health warning to the public due to the risk of contamination from recycled bigotry. Many consumers of food packaging used in groceries such as breakfast...

Mr Sheen banned from flying after failing drugs test 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Raymond Blanc’s new TV series to be called ‘Cooking on a log fire’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Recycled packaging risk dismissed as ‘yesterday’s news’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Salvage firms expect record profits as Prescott prepares to do Shipping Forecast 0
pinxit 3 years
Decision to sell Hawkeye to Sony "was too close to call" says spokesman. 2
MC One R 3 years
Report confirms Lemming sales have "dropped off a cliff". More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Sales of self assembly furniture remain "flat". More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Local man with cold feet unable to put his best foot forward 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Barclays Bank Reveals Bonus's Slashed For Sixth Month Running 0
thisisall1word 3 years

Barclays bank revealed today that it would again spread the burden of the UKs financial woe by reducing the 'Start of Lent' round of bonuses., Chief executive Bob Diamond released figures showing...

Eoin Morgan says he was "called up to the wrong side" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

Pietersen returns home, greeted with cheers in Durban...

New show "One And A Half Men" to have occasional guest stars. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

Liam Gallagher and Pete Doherty 'available'...