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"Maddie was on flight MH370" Claims express 0
Bigglesworth 18.03.14 12:25am
Putin, Kim Jong Un & Mugabe Each Claim 110% Of Crimean Independence Vote ...

and each therefore consequently declares Crimea to be 'An integral part' of each of their respective territories...

Titus 17.03.14 11:50pm
Inflation discovery leads to media interest rate rise 0
Not Amused 17.03.14 11:01pm
Not Amused
Chancellor to smoke spliff when delivering Budget on Wednesday

Disraeli's tipple of choice was brandy with water, Gladstone preferred a sherry with a beaten egg and Hugh Gaitskell drank rum with orange juice. More recently Geoffrey Howe was a gin and tonic man...

bookiesfriend 17.03.14 9:48pm
Marijuana Causes Global Warming Dilemma

Shocked Eco activists face a dilemma when it was revealed for every pound of pot grown indoors, 4600lbs of carbon dioxide goes into the atmosphere a situation some described as 'challenging' their...

Dun Dunkin 17.03.14 9:25pm
Dun Dunkin
New Big Bang evidence ‘only makes Genesis seem more plausible’... 0
Tripod 17.03.14 8:07pm
Merkel warns Putin over EU-Russian sanctions.

"Your name will also go on the list"...

Zen 17.03.14 8:04pm
Max Clifford "not a massive cock", court hears 0
Andy Gilder 17.03.14 7:42pm
Andy Gilder
Which missing airliner are you? Take the Buzzfeed quiz and find out 0
Andy Gilder 17.03.14 7:41pm
Andy Gilder
Dissentient Irish Republicans claim they have an alternative supply of syntax. 0
Al OPecia 17.03.14 7:31pm
Al OPecia
Scientists reveal that the start of the universe happened "at the beginning" 0
Schoolboy 17.03.14 7:28pm
David Cameron expresses concern about Scottish Independence Vote

After Crimea's free and fair democratic vote on independence resulting in over 90% of the population wanting independence from Ukraine and later joining Russia, UK PM David Cameron has expressed...

ionb 17.03.14 7:20pm
Manchester fans unite in grief at loss of plane, Maddie, players’ form...

After the club’s fifth home defeat this season, Manchester United has issued a timely statement. “Knowing what it’s like to lose something precious - like an enviable home record - our fans can...

Tripod 17.03.14 7:17pm
Copy-Cat Cameron, In Love Only With The South…..

….Now That's A Crime...

Jesse Bigg 17.03.14 6:43pm
Jesse Bigg
Putin Latest "It's my Party And I'll Crimea if I Want To"

Bare chested lookalike seen in Sevastopol Karaoke Bar...

Dun Dunkin 17.03.14 6:35pm
Dun Dunkin
Sky breaking news: Dr Evil ‘possibly hijacked missing vanished jet’

“MH370 could have been cloaked in an invisibility shield and forced to land in a secret location using a traction beam by Austin Powers’ arch enemy Dr Evil to participate in an as-yet-undisclosed...

farmer giles 17.03.14 6:19pm
'How do you like them apples?' big bang boffins tell young earth creationists 0
bookiesfriend 17.03.14 4:18pm
Putin demands referendums in certain parts of London and the West 0
farmer giles 17.03.14 4:14pm
farmer giles
Crimean population predicted to shrink by 3.4%.

Gulag population predicted verrrry similar rise...

Ironduke 17.03.14 3:57pm
Bingo callers to retire number 88, ‘out of respect for Two Fat Ladies’... 2
Tripod 17.03.14 3:55pm
5 tips to avoiding click-bait 3
Dumbnews 17.03.14 3:52pm
Man taking dog for walk in Derby finds missing Malaysian plane

more later...

jimmydodger 17.03.14 1:58pm
pere floza
Northern Ireland referendum "a mockery of democracy", says Hague

The UK government has said that it rejects the results of a Northern Ireland referendum as "a mockery of proper democratic practice." A total of 98.9% of voters in Northern Ireland supported...

jamsieoconnor 17.03.14 1:52pm
Moyes in line for "Large Bonus"

The beleaguered Manchester United manager David Moyes is 'very likely' to receive an eight million pound bonus and a salary increase in the close season, according to sources at the club., The...

Not Amused 17.03.14 1:39pm
Illness reported at Palace

A Buckingham Palace communiqué has stated that 'we are experiencing an unfortunate urinary infection. And when we say we, we mean the Royal Wee'...

throngsman 17.03.14 12:51pm
Amazon 'not unduly bothered' about Post Office selling off Postcode database

'Ours is probably better than the Post Office's, and we actually know who lives where,' said a spokesman, adding, 'if the Post Office wants a copy we can sell them one. If they use Amazon Prime,...

throngsman 17.03.14 12:49pm
Missing Malaysian plane - authorities rule out neknomination prank 0
custard cream 17.03.14 12:40pm
custard cream
Missing Malaysian plane used Ryan Air distance charts from airport to city 0
custard cream 17.03.14 12:39pm
custard cream
St Patrick's Day "ruined by connection with Ireland"

The organisers of the St Patrick's Day parade in the town of Little Chute, Wisconsin, have voted overwhelmingly to remove all references to Ireland from the parade and to ban Irish people from...

jamsieoconnor 17.03.14 12:25pm
newsbiscuit editorial team
Missing airliner mystery upgraded to 'Situationist prank' 0
johnnydobbo 17.03.14 11:34am