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Gillette issues profit warning: 'Movember' blamed for 'sluggish' growths 12
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

The male grooming industry warned that it faced cuts last night, after the charity 'Movember' revealed a record number of men had committed to month-long moustaches. Company spokesman Giles Nathan...

Prince Phil the Greek offers wise words "Bloody foreigners!" 0
reddoctorspanky 3 years
Mike Tyson sends message of full support to Julian Assange 4
dvo4fun 3 years
Missing link found in Torquay - moved there for summer job and never went home. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Ece Gre split over euro referendum 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Virgin Media the first company using Royal Mails Rottweiler class postal service 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Euro zone holds Greek god responsible for the Poseidoned economy. 2
reddoctorspanky 3 years
Dateline 3578 A.D. Captain James Kirk and Starship Enterprise return to earth... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

in a last-ditch attempt to sort out the Euro crisis., “Give it up, Jim, it’s beyond hope”, advises Spock...

Celebrations as seven billionth person gets tattooed 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Calls to ban Bargain Hunt & Loose Women after revelation that Tabak viewed them 0
simonjmr 3 years
Merkel wears poppy, Papandreou eats Turkish Delight, Sarkozy refrains from Brie 2
antharrison 3 years

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has agreed that if she wears a poppy to commemorate the loss of allied troops over the past 300 years that Papandreou must eat a big bar of Cadbury's Turkish Delight...

Man Who Looks a Bit Like The Prophet Mohammad Enrages Muslims 10
Kuifje 3 years

Islamic groups were protesting last night after it was discovered that Roland Lamb, an 18 year old Nando's Chicken employee, bore more than a passing resemblance to the Prophet Mohammad. The...

Greek PM insolvent abuse admission 5
charlies_hat 3 years
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Drylaw 3 years
New invention, Piezo-Electric Keyboards, Gov'mnt to introduce "Keyed in Tariffs" 0
Rowly 3 years

At last, I could get paid for writing nonsense...

Papandreou hoping his Movember growth will please fellow world leaders.. 0
reddoctorspanky 3 years
Amazon to capture Christmas sales with new "Kindle Vintage" 5
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Book retail giant Amazon has unveiled the Kindle Vintage, a paper version of the hugely successful Kindle e-reader, which is expected to sell millions of units this Christmas. The new gadget comes...

Boris calls for aminal children to be muzzled and on a lead in public.. 0
reddoctorspanky 3 years
'Canoe Man' breaks his silence. "It's a kayak" 1
Perks 3 years
Change in succession to throne means Barbara Windsor will be next monarch. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Long held belief that 'no man is an lsland' disputed by Frank Madagascar. 0
spoole2112 3 years
Rober Peston: "Italy is next for Greecy slope" 2
dvo4fun 3 years
BBC says panorama special will investigate "what is Anton Ferdinand?" 3
borednow 3 years

More pre tournament England captain controversy expected soon...

What does a grecian earn? 0
euanc 3 years

Despair amongst comedians that Grecian urn jokes may come back in fashion...

Rev. Green resignation blamed on protesters, in the study, using a pipe 0
Perks 3 years
Bankers 'the new blacks' 0
Screenie 3 years
Solar Panel Tariffs to be reduced, deadline, Sunset December 12th 1
Rowly 3 years

But Neutrino Panel Tariffs to be cut 60 nanoseconds earlier, (more sooner than later)...

Spartans win in battle for Greece 0
reforse 3 years

More to follow., ., ., (Just getting in early for if the Greeks vote to accept the bailout and severe Austerity measures)...

Justin Bieber "talent" rumours denied by management 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

A spokeswoman for Justin Bieber has denied rumours that the global teen pop sensation has become a talented musician. A 22-year-old woman from Utah has claimed in a national US newspaper that she...

EU leaders protest angrily at Greek attempt at democracy. 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

“Do they think they invented it?” says Merkel...