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Vatican at it again

New attempts at renegade indoctrination by the Vatican have caused outrage amongst hard-line Catholics. They have recently begun bestowing sainthoods on followers for seemingly incongruous acts. In...

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bobby5fingers 30.04.13 7:57am
bobby5fingers
Justin Lumberjack arrested in latest "Yewtree" investigation

Teenage pop heart-throb Justin Lumberjack is the latest celebrity victim of the increasingly desperate "Operation Yewtree" investigations. Special branch detectives mounted a dawn raid on his cabin...

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Son of Barnabas 30.04.13 7:53am
Son of Barnabas
Roger Moore admits old age has made him a vaguer Bond. 6
JETFAB 30.04.13 6:32am
Sinnick
Ridley Scott sees release of new directors cut of Hovis advert

Ridley Scott has announced the re-release of his 1973 masterpiece 'Bread Rider' an advertisement for the sliced bread company, Hovis, which will see the extra footage, alternative takes of many...

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thisisall1word 30.04.13 6:13am
Squudge
Children to help the economy by giving back their toys

In a new measure to meet the government's deadlines in speeding the nation's economic recovery, Iain Duncan Smith announced today that children are to give back their toys. "In my experience,...

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Social Affairs Correspondent 30.04.13 2:17am
Social Affairs Correspondent
Astrology: "it's rubbish", say Saggitarians 2
Smart Alex 30.04.13 12:08am
rikkor
Shambala 100% converted to LED lighting. 0
rikkor 30.04.13 12:00am
rikkor
DWP confirms Univeral Credit doesn't mean it's for everyone 1
custard cream 29.04.13 11:01pm
Squudge
IDS launches Universal Debit. 1
Sir Lupus 29.04.13 11:00pm
Squudge
Recalcitrant Eskimo truants claim they're too cool for school. 2
sredni vashta 29.04.13 10:40pm
sredni vashta
Amish dating website posts loss for fifth consecutive quarter. 0
reforse 29.04.13 9:51pm
reforse
West Ham Utd fund Olympic stadium purchase by issuing BillyBonds 1
Scronnyglonkle 29.04.13 7:55pm
Ironduke
Basque separatists now allowed to wear suspenders 3
McKenzie 29.04.13 7:53pm
Ironduke
IDS tells wealthy public sector workers: 'Hand back your wages'

Iain Duncan Smith and his pet liberadoodle Vince Cable have today stated that it is an 'anomaly' that all civil servants receive a salary when some could afford to do without. http://media-cache-ec4...

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Squudge 29.04.13 7:25pm
custard cream
Rolling Stones to pay creditors with Jaggerbonds 0
Smart Alex 29.04.13 6:56pm
Smart Alex
Primark to sell home sewing kits

with free life assurance...

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PR Consultant 29.04.13 6:17pm
PR Consultant
Green Party accused of trying too woo BNP supporters in local elections

In an interview on Radio 4’s today programme Sally Hornby the Green Parties Communication Director denied that a new document out lining their manifesto for the upcoming local election was designed...

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Scronnyglonkle 29.04.13 6:13pm
godly1966
Zoologists hail birth of yello, blu and purpl-utans 1
allmyownstunts 29.04.13 6:04pm
Pigeon of Wisdom
HSBC release long-term savings plan for sex-workers.

HSBC, the giant international banking corporation, has today announced it's new savings plan for porn stars, hookers and pimps. The 'vaga-bond' © pays 2.1% interest for the first year. A spokesman...

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sigmund 29.04.13 6:03pm
Ironduke
Deal or No Deal winner avoids jail after picking Community Service Box in court. 0
MADJEZ 29.04.13 5:13pm
MADJEZ
Show of support as Reginald D Hunter booked for Prince Philip's birthday. 0
MADJEZ 29.04.13 5:06pm
MADJEZ
Vagabonds and vagrants unite against spare cardboard box tax 2
Dick Everyman 29.04.13 4:22pm
Dick Everyman
Woman handcuffs tramp to bed and indulges in vagabondage. 4
Al OPecia 29.04.13 3:41pm
Al OPecia
IDS asks for Deal or No Deal winners to return some of their winnings to HMRC

'Obviously, we'd let them keep the first £8000 of any winnings' explains the not-chancellor, 'we'd just like them to consider giving the government 20% of anything above that, and of course 40% of...

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NewBiscuit 29.04.13 3:39pm
NewBiscuit
Mail protests at plan to pay for Arab depression sufferer’s trip to Disneyland

We should not fundamental muslim says headline...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 29.04.13 3:20pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Bodies in swimming pool found to contain 29% Barrymore

Old Joke, let me introduce you to Even Older Joke...

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NewBiscuit 29.04.13 3:19pm
NewBiscuit
Clarkson to broadcast 'groundbreaking' new TV channel

UKTV have announce a new channel will launch this month – Clarkson TV – a channel curated by TV car driver Jeremy Clarkson. Among repeats of Top Gear there will be original TV shows such as:...

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McKenzie 29.04.13 3:10pm
McKenzie
"None of the above" set for landslide victory

According to latest polls, the "None of the above" party are going to steal a march on the major political parties in the council elections this week., A poll of polls indicates that nearly half the...

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NewBiscuit 29.04.13 3:09pm
NewBiscuit
Milliband Deliberately Gives Hopeless Interviews To Lull Tories Into Complacency 0
Titus 29.04.13 3:08pm
Titus
Extraterrestrials highly critical of new Universal credit payment system. 0
sredni vashta 29.04.13 2:10pm
sredni vashta