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Magic carpet launched by Arab Spring 0
nickb 3 years
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button 3 years
Responsible hotel towel use "has solved world climate crisis" say experts. 8
nickb 3 years

It is a familiar message that has paid off, according to a joint conference of climatologists and laundry-scientists held in Philadelphia last week.  "Do not request fresh towels unless it is...

millions wiped off of tesco share prices 2
arthurminnit 3 years

well, I thought it was funny...

Cornwall Goes Decimal. 9
sredni vashta 3 years
Werewolf conjugated to create waswolf, amwolf, and arewolf 13
Smart Alex 3 years
Ratings agency downgraded to Standard and Piss Poor's 0
simplysimon 3 years

A spokesperson for the high profile agency today said,"This whole thing is just a knee-jerk reaction to a scandalous rumour put about by Portugal, Greece and France that we're not up to the job....

Government urges parents to be more violent with children 1
Shandy 3 years

Parents are to be encouraged to smack their objectionable offspring more often and with greater force, the government announced today. In plans to make life a little more bearable for the general...

"Piracy" Student goes to Somalia for work experience 0
apepper 3 years

More follows...

Military Despot Memorabilia sale now on, look out for “Fuhrer Reductions” 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Cameron A Dead Cert For 'Most Cheesed Off PM' Award.... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.."Sorry, Dave, a post-Olympic general election isn't on the cards, 'cos Clegg-iron says so."...

Brass monkeys oppose Ball's freeze 0
JETFAB 3 years
Woman with french breast implants loses double D status 0
Skylarking 3 years
Martin Luther King memorial inscription to be changed. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years

It turns out he never said, "Hehe, it's turned out nice again." a Whitehouse spokesman conceded. This latest embarrassment comes only weeks after the Obama administration had to pay a team of...

Education minister says improved English standards in schools is epic win 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Report highlights rabbits still suffering in UK battery farms 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Battery hens downgraded from AAA. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
France Downgraded from "Irritating Country" to "Shit" 1
Mathna 3 years
Berlusconi does it again 0
Somerville 3 years

A company spokesperson for Costa Cruises, the owner of the cruise liner that floundered off the Italian coast last night, has denied that Silvio Berlusconi was piloting the ship when it ran aground.,...

Easyjet amends booking charge, subject to their booking charge amendment fee 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Physicist in Schrodinger Tradegy when colleague opened front door. More soon. 4
Al OPecia 3 years
Greek government caught tunnelling to Germany 0
Sinnick 3 years
B&Q announce dividend warning 0
tedweasel 3 years

Flagging sales in Patios...

Child Jacknifes on A23 - upsetting scenes 5
Newsquelch 3 years

London to Gatwick or Brighton travelers are being urged to re-plan or procastinate a little before beginning their journeys and allow extra time. Surrey Police confirm that a nine year old child...

Prompt action by US Marines saves burning Afghans. 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
White pedigree cats "evil" image blamed on Bond movies, claim cat breeders 9
bonjonelson 3 years
Dermatologist faces change 6
kimllfixit 3 years

Or should it be 'Dermatologist changes face'?...

French Historians Agree That Quasimodo....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..was bent...

SAA+rkozy suffers election setback 0
kga6 3 years
People with tatoos in foreign dialects to be forced to learn the language 1
Shandy 3 years

People who get fashionable body art in a foreign language are going to be forced to become 'at least conversational' in their chosen dialect according to new government proposals aimed at tackling...