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Westminster Social Services to take action against problem Windsor family. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
France declares "War of Words" with UK; Germany invades Belgium. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Military veterans to run fast food and souvenir stalls at London 2012 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Conservatives claim 'Memory Loss' over events in early 1990's. More soon. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
UK to observe EU negotiations live on the BBC. More soon. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
David Norris offered job as Nick Griffin's speech writer. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
French declare unconditional surrender in "War of Words" with UK 0
MT Bucket 3 years
IMF: Global outlook "Fucked". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Michael Buble renames himself Michael Bauble 8
Boutros 3 years

To correspond with his new album 'Christmas', Michael Buble announced he will be changing his name to Michael Bauble for the duration of the festive season, due to the number of requests he's...

Suicide watch put on death row prisoners 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
Ramblers’ Association in crisis as AGM overruns by three days. 1
nickb 3 years

Conservation issues, the law on rights of way and a new guide book were all on the agenda, but true to its name and its ethos, the Ramblers’ Association reserved the right to wander as freely over...

Buble fans complain about use of Buble on stage 2
kimllfixit 3 years

Following recent complaints about Canadian singer Michael Buble’s alleged ‘crude language’ during his shows, some fans have upped their anger to the extent where they want Buble totally banned...

Dr Finlay's Casebook found on Doctor Finlay's bookcase. 0
nickb 3 years
Starbucks to target the "full of shit" with "Starbutts Enema" Range. 7
SingingHinny 3 years

American coffee giant, Starbucks, has announced that it is to begin selling coffee enemas in an attempt to appeal to fatuous wind bags whom Starbucks is now considered “too mainstream.” Starbucks...

British PM marks 100th anniversary of South Pole defeat 4
DorsetBoy 3 years

British PM David Cameron today marked the 100th anniversary of the defeat of Captain Robert Scott in his quest to reach the South Pole, after being beaten by the Norwegian explorer Roald Amundsen....

Merkel & Sarkozy: "We agree with Nick" 4
MT Bucket 3 years
UK to remove atomic number 63 from periodic table 11
charlies_hat 3 years

you're going to have to look it up now though...

James Murdoch leaves Happy Christmas message for staff on Adele's voicemail 8
button 3 years
Embarrassment backstage at Country & Western concert. 0
rob box 3 years

Dr. Brian Cox tries to explain , "Thanks for the offer Miss Parton, but I'm really not after a Hick's Bosom."...

London set to break OR for security costs with PB in ourcashallgone event 0
irregular apple 3 years
Cruella de Vil welcomes badger cull trials 0
ianslat 3 years
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Sinnick 3 years

Surely this is shorter than Ю Now can I get the prize ?, Or have I just lost the point ?...

Putin to reward legal demonstrators with stay at all-inclusive Siberian resort 0
irregular apple 3 years
UK to set sail for Americas after hike in EU mooring fees 0
irregular apple 3 years
Irish clothing manufacturer brings out FCEK range 2
Smart Alex 3 years
‘Troubled families’ initiative to start by helping the coalition 1
Long Distance Clara 3 years

After announcing a £448m package of help to turn around Britain’s problem families, No.10 has confirmed that the first family to benefit from the intervention of trained professionals would be the...

nEUtrino slowed to a crawl by vast, incompetent bureaucracy. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Birds finally learn dawn verse and dawn middle eight 5
Smart Alex 3 years
Californian orphans disappointed as Lapland flight diverts to Santa Barbara 0
medici2471 3 years
Christmas in jeopardy as Santa recalled to prison 1
kimllfixit 3 years

Children worldwide were shocked this morning to find out that Christmas icon Santa Claus has been recalled to prison for breaching his release conditions. Mr Claus, who has been traditionally based...