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Inventor of rear view mirror looks back at his career

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apepper 03.04.12 5:23pm
writinginbsl
Chinese medics hail world's first lab-grown tiger's cock - 2

The world of alternative medicine took a major leap forward today, as scientists announced they had successfully created an artificial tiger's cock in their laboratories. Ground up and ingested by...

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31.07.13 6:24pm
Golgo13
Proclaimers singer comes clean - “would have gone 25 miles tops, and by train”

Proclaimer’s singer Charlie Reid says that despite being wild and carefree in his youth, there is no way he really contemplated walking 500 miles, let alone 500 more, especially for a woman....

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Yikes 03.04.12 9:53am
Yikes
Fire chiefs' delight at success of Ewood Park fire drill

Blackburn Fire Brigade have praised the calm, orderly manner in which thousands of fans left Rovers' stadium during a fire drill ten minutes before the end of the game last night. "It must have...

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Midfield Diamond 03.04.12 5:16pm
Midfield Diamond
Falklands claim sovereignty over Agentina

The Falkland Islands have claimed the Argentine as Falkland territory. "They're only 200 miles away, so they should clearly come under our control."...

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apepper 03.04.12 8:31am
apepper
Play Doh face Michael Gove much needed member of the cabinet insists Cameron 0
rustytruss 03.04.12 8:23am
rustytruss
Plans to monitor web site visits ‘outrageous’ NO THEY’RE NOT 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.04.12 8:13am
Duncan Biscuit
Mancini gaffe as he tweets ‘Shattered but happy after Blackburn triumph’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.04.12 8:12am
Duncan Biscuit
Aung San gaffe as she tweets ‘Shattered but happy after Blackburn triumph' 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.04.12 8:12am
Duncan Biscuit
Gove acts after signs that criticism of ‘A’ level standards is getting easier 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.04.12 8:11am
Duncan Biscuit
Isle of Wight residents run in fear at sight of man in electric wheelchair

Panic has gripped the Isle of Wight after a man from the mainland driving an electric wheelchair attempted to board a train. The electrified man-machine contraption was first spotted at the ticket...

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bonjonelson 03.04.12 1:08pm
dvo4fun
Damien Hirst labelled as "Fat Cat Banksy" by critics 0
Scronnyglonkle 03.04.12 7:58am
Scronnyglonkle
Apple introduce new virtual computer – the MacCloud 0
weematt 03.04.12 7:48am
weematt
Francis Maude launches new "Fuel around me" app

The new app tells motorist if there is fuel within a 200 mile radius and if the petrol station has had delivery with the past two days. Developed by software house iSuck, it is the governments first...

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Scronnyglonkle 03.04.12 6:55am
Scronnyglonkle
American Fish Found To Be Very Fast

it has a zippy cod! (Zip code)...

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Leopold Gasket 02.04.12 11:19pm
Leopold Gasket
Ed Balls shocked by dyslexic rhyming slang...

"Balls sounds nothing like dick-head" says politician, responding to claims cockney rhyming slang is dying out and new similes are being invented...

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Bismarck 02.04.12 11:14pm
Bismarck
New US cop show stars the Old Etonian Police Department: West and Lewis OEPD

Dominic West and Damian Lewis are no ordinary maverick cops fighting crime in the only way they know how. Because they've been seconded from a new elite unit, known as the OEPD - the Old Etonian...

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ronseal 02.04.12 11:09pm
ronseal
Michael Gove exposed as Damian Hirst Installation

"Formaldehyde cows were just the start" claims artist...

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Bismarck 02.04.12 11:05pm
Bismarck
Prime Minister Goes On Holiday

to Cameroon (Cameron!)...

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Leopold Gasket 03.04.12 9:55am
beau-jolly
Bird Tweets He Is Not Happy

More to follow. (Birds actually tweet!)...

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Leopold Gasket 02.04.12 10:49pm
brbinstead
Days of Wine and Roses Over for Mancini as United beat Blackburn

United's "two for the Road " at Blackburn seem to have sent Mancini's hopes of title going down the Blue " Moon River"., The prospect of playing out a "Charade" to the end season is not the "love...

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Otis B Driftwood 02.04.12 10:37pm
dvo4fun
Soz, posted twice. 1
Iscariot 02.04.12 10:10pm
Ironduke
Tanker drivers demand "4 star talks" not "diesel do" 0
Iscariot 02.04.12 9:13pm
Iscariot
Milk of human kindness to be available in UHT form

Dairy Crest has announced they will make the milk of human kindness in a long life sterilised form for those who cannot afford reliable refrigeration. Marketing Director Alan James said "It's in...

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nickb 03.04.12 9:45am
beau-jolly
GCHQ snooping on email and web surfing was our idea says Google patent lawsuit

A tiny insignificant european principality called Britain could face the mighty Google in court, after inadvertently falling foul of one of the software giant's patents. The trouble happened after...

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ronseal 07.04.12 7:27am
ronseal
Patagonians claim Argentina for Wales

In a bold move today Patagonian Scrap Merchants seized the Bocca Juniors Stadium in Buenos Aires and claimed it for Wales, demading that Argentina relinquish its soveriegn claims over itself to the...

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Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 6:12pm
Scronnyglonkle
“Oh bollocks...” says Argentinean President [optional title suggestions below]

In a move which has shocked the colonialist community, a group of indigenous southern American people has claimed sovereignty of the area now described as ‘Argentina’. Argentinean President...

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dvo4fun 03.04.12 7:15am
dvo4fun
Flasher Finally Exposed

He Lives in America and has a Zip Code...

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GillsImp 02.04.12 5:33pm
Perks
Bird Stands Firm over Twitter Ban

More to follow...

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GillsImp 02.04.12 7:24pm
Golgo13
Priest claims he misunderstood the meaning of 'Flash Memory' stick 1
charlies_hat 02.04.12 5:13pm