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Odd horsey woman honours Clare Balding with OBE 0
Ian 15.06.13 3:31pm
Ian
PM: £73 to initiate age of aquarius

British Prime Minister, David Cameron, has offered a reward to anyone who can invent something so hugely significant that it rescues the economy and sparks a new phase in the history of mankind.,...

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monkeyrepublic 15.06.13 3:30pm
monkeyrepublic
Cunning plan finally pays off 5
FlashArry 15.06.13 3:20pm
Idiot
PM clarifies statement, 'I said I worked in my pyjamas' 0
custard cream 15.06.13 1:39pm
custard cream
China censors Winnie the Pooh, but allows Peking Duck 0
custard cream 15.06.13 1:37pm
custard cream
US Extends PRISM to Include Nigerian E-Mail Systems

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/08/article-0-1A30AA95000005DC-779_638x275.jpg Existing PRISM Data Centre In Bluffdale, Utah...

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Deimos 15.06.13 1:26pm
Deimos
'Tory whips are plebs', says Alice 0
Arthur 15.06.13 1:11pm
Arthur
Murdoch: "Divorce a Chinese wife and you feel like marrying another in no time" 8
sydalg 15.06.13 1:09pm
beau-jolly
Jeremy Kyle to host 'Royal DNA' special

More on its way...

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NorthernGravy 15.06.13 1:06pm
NorthernGravy
Wigan to appoint Korean manager. Chairman says "he'll be named Soon".

More later...

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seymour totti 15.06.13 10:11am
Lindy Moone
Ferrari-driving Yeti leaves massive carbon footprint 1
sydalg 15.06.13 9:33am
beau-jolly
Roman Polanski to direct, produce and star in The Jimmy Savile story. 1
godly1966 15.06.13 8:32am
Arthur
Hassan Rouhani promises to reform Scrabble App

Front runner for the Iranian Presidency, Mr Rouhani has spoken about the need to re-engage with the West, free political prisoners and return to the traditional Chambers dictionary. The 64-year-old...

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Wrenfoe 15.06.13 8:27am
Wrenfoe
Rupert Murdoch to separate from reality 0
nickb 15.06.13 7:57am
nickb
PM: £73 to initiate age of aquarius

British Prime Minister, David Cameron, has offered a reward to anyone who can invent something so hugely significant that it rescues the economy and sparks a new phase in the history of mankind.,...

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monkeyrepublic 15.06.13 6:52am
monkeyrepublic
Spending Review: Radio 1 agrees to phase out listeners

Chancellor George Osborne is due to unveil agreed Government cuts, which will include a radical overhaul of BBC planning. Inspired by the efforts of DJ Nick Grimshaw losing nearly 1 million...

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Wrenfoe 15.06.13 6:47am
Arthur
Blair accused of outsourcing sex life to China

Not that there could possibly be a word of truth in the allegation...

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sydalg 15.06.13 1:18am
sydalg
Japanese Trains To Be Made Of Rubber....

In order to accommadate even more commuters...

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Jesse Bigg 14.06.13 10:55pm
Jesse Bigg
Most immigrants coming to UK "to read Daily Mail"

A survey of immigrants to the UK has shown that nearly 80% are determined to get easier access to the Daily Mail newspaper...

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apepper 14.06.13 10:35pm
Jesse Bigg
River fails water quality test because too many broken hearts have fallen in it

A pressure group, Surfers Against Sewerage, have also complained that too many lonely souls have drifted out to sea, causing a hazard for shipping. A spokesperson for the water company explained,...

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Ian Searle 14.06.13 10:29pm
FlashArry
Tories To Abolish Level Playing Fields, Due To Not Enough 'Them and Us'

Calls for bringing back the monocle., 'Yeh, that's right', says Clegg...

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Jesse Bigg 14.06.13 10:22pm
Jesse Bigg
Disability groups demand action as survey finds 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 14.06.13 6:56pm
sredni vashta
Erdogan threatens Turkish Wombles

In what some commentators see as a "final warning", Turkey's Prime Minister has issued a demand for the protesting Wombles to vacate the central park in Istanbul. So far plans to redevelop the green...

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Wrenfoe 14.06.13 6:52pm
Lindy Moone
Startling Report Suggests it is Time we Began Taking Cancer Seriously

After a concerning new report revealed that 50% of the UK population will definitely have some form of cancer by 2020, pharmaceutical companies have temporarily halted their quest for a remedy for...

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ChairmanMouth 14.06.13 12:18am
ChairmanMouth
ACDC finally salute those currently rocking and those who have rocked recently 1
Idiot 13.06.13 11:56pm
Ironduke
China Says No to Eggplant

Eggplant or aubergine as its more commonly know in the UK has unwittingly found itself at the centre of a controversy in China. A recent attempt by retailers to introduce the vegetable to Chinese...

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ChairmanMouth 13.06.13 11:26pm
ChairmanMouth
Doping to be offered to amateur cyclists in bid to promote equality in the sport 0
JoeBradley 13.06.13 11:03pm
JoeBradley
Archbishop says Banks Should Have Hell to Pay

The Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Reverended* Justin Welby, has urged the UK's banks to embrace morality and 'be good. Good as gold -- erm, silver erm, what is our economy based on, does anyone...

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Lindy Moone 13.06.13 10:31pm
quango
Consternation as mass killer turns out to be cheerful, outgoing type

Commentators are left disappointed and bewildered as eighteen-year-old Howard Bell, of Youngstown, Ohio, who gunned down fourteen people with his semi-automatic rifle, is described as “an average...

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sydalg 13.06.13 9:19pm
sydalg
Abortion Clinic Fails Equality Targets

An abortion clinic and pregnancy crisis centre has been told it must do more to diversify its clientele or risk losing its funding. The centre, based in Cambridge, has been given two months by the...

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MaryJoKopechne 13.06.13 8:00pm
Psycadelic Squirrel