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"Me, you and your mate in a threeway" wins 2012 Proposition of the year award

Last year's winner "Lets go half on a bastard" well beaten in second place More soon...

simonjmr 28.06.12 12:28pm
BMA call for members to show some balls

Doctors have called for Health Secretary Andrew Lansley to resign, saying they have "no confidence" in him. Hamish Meldrum, chair of the British Medical Association, says "Lansley is an absolute...

nostra da mouse 28.06.12 12:05pm
nostra da mouse
GDP increased by 5% in Q1, announce Barclays 0
medici2471 28.06.12 11:32am
England blast their way to Euro 2012 Blow Football Championship.

At last England can blow its trumpet about a football championship. The European Blow Football Championship which shadows the bigger soccer tournament was overlooked by the media until England went...

weematt 28.06.12 11:18am
McGuinness to unveil bomber memorial 0
bonjonelson 28.06.12 10:46am
Cowell and ITV in search for Britain's eccentrics - The Icke Factor launches 0
simonjmr 28.06.12 10:07am
Miami face-chewer had only marijuana in system - munchies to blame says coroner 2
Haywood Manley 28.06.12 10:01am
Barclays HO to relocate to Pentonville 0
medici2471 28.06.12 10:00am
Birth certificate check shows Barclays CEO is actually called Bob Cubic Zirconia 0
charlies_hat 28.06.12 9:16am
Barclays execs to forgo bonuses; gain time to practice "pea under walnut" trick 0
28.06.12 8:41am
Portugal football team..... 0
Jesse Bigg 28.06.12 8:11am
Jesse Bigg
Sports historians finally piece together how the game of rugby came about.....

"Initially, it was the usual 300 a side football game between two villages, until some thieving git ran off with the pig's head," said a spokesman...

Jesse Bigg 28.06.12 7:54am
Jesse Bigg
Barclays bankers "not just a bunch of lying, thieving bastards" says Barclays 0
dvo4fun 28.06.12 7:12am
300 giant tortoises come out of hiding on news ‘Irksome George’ is dead at last

Staff at the Galapagos national park have been astounded by the overnight appearance of over 300 female Pinta giant tortoises, many of which were assumed to be rocks. Scientists believed that the...

28.06.12 6:48am
A Guide to the Olympics: No. 1. Just how useless is the shot put?

[i]Or … A putted history of the Shot[/i] Arguably the ultimate short range strategic missile, of all the Olympic field events which involve ancient forms of weaponry, the shot put is the most...

Stan 28.06.12 6:19am
Prince Philip to ask McGuinness "and what do you do ?" 5
Sinnick 28.06.12 6:09am
Dsylexic extremist chants 'Death to UAE" 0
Dumbnews 28.06.12 4:04am
"Long term benefit claimants must ride on a lion" warns Osbourne

As part of a new chapter in 'compassionate conservatism', the government is apparently seeking to change the mindset of long term benefit claimants. In moves to radically improve self esteem and...

The Masked Frog 27.06.12 11:16pm
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dvo4fun 27.06.12 11:03pm
Gay dyslexic physicist seeks transfer to Large Hardon Collider

(Since we're doing colliders again)...

Maverick 27.06.12 10:02pm
Nora Ephron sleeping in Seattle. No more soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.06.12 8:49pm
Al OPecia
Google to sell Goggles. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.06.12 8:47pm
Al OPecia
House of Lords to be brought into the 18th Century. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.06.12 8:46pm
Al OPecia
Disappointment as dead Ephron not Zac 0
Mandy Lifeboat 27.06.12 8:12pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Murray's apology for inadvertent press conference smile "an error of judgement" 7
dvo4fun 27.06.12 7:58pm
Chancellor takes on tooth fairy

Chancellor George Osbourne will tomorrow announce to the House of Commons new proposals to take on the tooth fairy. Long a feature on the UK's financial services horizon, more recently the tooth...

Miss Hegas 27.06.12 7:18pm
Miss Hegas
Queen and Martin McGuinness handshake destined for Sistine Chapel

The historic handshake between the Queen and former IRA leader Martin McGuinness at the Lyric Theatre in Belfast, is to be depicted on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel alongside Michelangelo's Hands...

roybland 27.06.12 7:15pm
Artist criticized for setting the bar too high 0
Dumbnews 27.06.12 5:21pm
Suarez reignites row in handshake snub with Queen

The Queen was left fuming after Luis Suarez dramatically snubbed her in a handshake line-up as the pair went face-to-face. The Queen, angered by the snub had to be pulled back with Prince Phillip...

hardev 27.06.12 4:10pm
Indian mystic draws the line at walking across a pit of lego

An Indian mystic who regularly walks across red hot coals and broken glass has today withdrawn from an attempt to walk across an 11 ft pit of lego. "I have thought long and hard about this challenge...

simonjmr 27.06.12 4:02pm
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