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House that looks like Hitler causes internet sensation... 5
be reasonable 3 years

"I really must get a new haircut" said Mr. Laurie...

Elephant in room puts his head down and makes for the bowl of peanuts 0
ronseal 3 years

The Elephant in the Room has made a strategic decision to head for the buffet table and start scooping up peanuts. Insiders say he's become withdrawn and self conscious, as people seem to regard...

England cricket team to be chosen by whether you can add 'y' to their name 2
John Wiltshire 3 years

After their dismal performance in the Cricket World Cup, the England cricket team managers have announced that they will use a new method of selecting players., At a news conference, captain Andrew...

Libyan Foreign Minister defects to UK after hearing there may soon be a vacancy 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
British Forces attack Libyan rebel bassist... 0
be reasonable 3 years

'that'll teach the fucker to practice 'smoke on the water' at three in the morning" said Wing-Commander Marcus Sherwood-Jenkins...

Nicole Scherzinger to be re-branded for UK audience 0
jp1885 3 years

In a move designed to improve singles sales in Great Britain, Harvey Meredith, publicist for American pop sensation Nicole Scherzinger, has announced that the former Pussycat Doll is to be re-branded...

Obama to send guns to Libyan rebels but is still undecided on sending bullets 1
Basil_B 3 years
British forces attack Libyan rebel bases 0
Bravenewmalden 3 years

"It was a misunderstanding", said Flight Lieutenant Bill 'Bill' Williams. "We thought people were asking us to 'harm' the Libyan rebels."...

Guardian exclusive: Libyan foreign minister Moussa Koussa defecates... 0
be reasonable 3 years
UK expels five librarians by mistake 3
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Reality as we know it is just a screen-saver 10
Qoxiivi 3 years

Our universe, and everything in it, may be nothing more than a colourful distraction for something that’s bored or on a long lunch. So say a team of scientists in a startling paper, due to be...

Radiation fears in the sea around Japan as Godzilla seen swimming towards Tokyo. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Frank Bruno urged to reconsider life of crime after caught stealing his own car 0
Basil_B 3 years
Apple to collaborate with Rick Stein in new Restaurant: i-Padstow 0
nilbymouse 3 years
BBC to send Kate Adie into Lybia as situation worsens 0
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Stars shine for Silvio 0
euanc 3 years

Film star George Cluny may have started a landslide by declaring his support for Silvio Berlosconi in the current series of trials being faced by the Italian President. He has now been joined by...

Welsh Assembly to cut back on letters, starting with "w" 2
Sinnick 3 years
April Fool's day postponed yet again 3
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The government has confirmed that April Fool's day will be postponed until June for the second year running, after another week of gloom made it "completely inappropriate" for the media to issue fake...

Clarkson declares support for Al-Qaeda 0
pineapple incident 3 years

Jeremy Clarkson admitted, last night, that he no longer has any option but to support Al-Qaeda, amidst news that preparations for the Olympics were going smoothly. Lord Coe, who this week laid the...

Clarkson declares support for Al-Qaeda 0
pineapple incident 3 years

Jeremy Clarkson admitted, last night, that he no longer has any option but to support Al-Qaeda, amidst news that preparations for the Olympics were going smoothly. Lord Coe, who this week laid the...

Grandparents to offer students courses in rioting 7
John Wiltshire 3 years

A group of grandparents in London is to offer students courses in rioting, based on their own experiences in the late 60s., One of the grandparents, Camilla Flower-Power, said: 'Look, we were the...

Voting Referendum to be replaced by "Like" or "Dislike" button on Facebook 1
brixtonginger 3 years

The government has announced plans to reduce red tape and costs in the upcoming referendum on voting reform, by setting up a group on Facebook. The momentous change in the long established First...

Employment Law to be replaced with Cabinet-style ‘brown-nosing’ policy. 0
SingingHinny 3 years

The Coalition government is to radically change the way companies recruit new employees in order to create a ‘fairer and less beaurocratic’ process which is based upon the way governments are...

Ponting retires as Australian Cricket Captain and chief whinger. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Ricky Ponting announced his retirement today from the Australian captaincy but said that he will still make himself available to play for the team and to assist new captain Michael Clarke in all...

Libyan rebels ask the Western powers for arms 0
greg various 3 years

"and would you mind firing them for us please?"...

Pakistan clenches defeat from the jaws of victory 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Build your own deAgostini Parliament – Free David Cameron in Part 1 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Each figurine comes with two faces, a full expense claim sheet, access to homes in London and the Midlands, and no real sense of duty to the voters who gave them the job Remarkable life-like 1/20th...

Campanologist told off for holding ding-dong in belfry 3
OldThingy 3 years
This story is out of order 6
simonjmr 3 years

It's sexist, ageist, racist, homophobic, misogynistic and fattist. More soon...

After India vs Pakistan described as "the mother of all battles" - 0
simonjmr 3 years

Libya conflict to be called "an innings too much" more soon...