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Merkin open to 'haircut' or 'quimtrim' on Greek debt if position improves 0
simonjmr 03.12.12 4:51pm
simonjmr
Paul Daniels declares new hairpiece to be 'Magic carpet'

More soon and my first neat-o sub...

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antharrison 03.12.12 4:50pm
pinxit
Yoda/Siri conversation ends in bloodbath 5
antharrison 03.12.12 4:44pm
pinxit
Kate and William announce their first child is due May 2013 1
medici2471 03.12.12 4:44pm
medici2471
Brilliant timing Kate, say papers, as everyone forgets Leveson

More soon. Trust me on this one...

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Oxbridge 03.12.12 4:40pm
Oxbridge
Woman’s face on toasted cheese "probably not Virgin Mary”, says Luton man...

A Luton man has identified the face of a woman he found on a slice of toasted cheese as “maybe one of the Spice Girls” or “someone off the telly”, rather than the Virgin Mary, thus turning...

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Tripod 03.12.12 4:38pm
button
Mass media confusion as Duke of Cambridge undergoes hair replacement therapy 0
LittleSpender 03.12.12 4:34pm
LittleSpender
Duchess of Cambridge pregnant, Jimmy Savile “out of the frame”... 0
Tripod 03.12.12 4:29pm
Tripod
This Christmas, get the motorist in your life a miniature unicorn.

Imported directly from North Korea, this astonishing little beast will make traffic jams disappear before your very eyes! It will turn BMW drivers into vague approximations of real human beings! See...

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sigmund 03.12.12 3:54pm
sigmund
Persian carpets pulled

The future of Persian carpet production in Iran is in doubt following worrying developments recently exposed by nuclear inspectors. Following a visit to Tehran's Grand Bazaar, an off duty team of...

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Dick Everyman 03.12.12 2:35pm
Dick Everyman
Osborne to make autumn statement in stunning M&S georgette dress.

The catwalk was re-installed in the House this morning in anticipation of the government’s autumn statement. Whilst the Tories will be modelling frocks and two-piece suits in gorgeous orange...

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malgor 03.12.12 2:29pm
malgor
Osbourne to introduce new personal taxation rates; Tall, Grande & Venti 0
charlies_hat 03.12.12 2:26pm
charlies_hat
New Data Communications Bill to store everyone’s thoughts for a year

Plans to monitor the contents of everyone’s head came a step closer today with a proposed amendment to the government’s draft Data Communications Bill. Under the proposals all beliefs, intentions...

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Ludicity 03.12.12 12:46pm
Ludicity
Taliban plan 3 week winter offensive at short notice 0
dvo4fun 03.12.12 12:40pm
dvo4fun
Thai woman firing ping pong balls accused of having a magic carpet

SURELY I WIN...

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Bourbon 03.12.12 12:34pm
Bourbon
Home Secretary to star in new sit-com

May to Qatada...

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victimms 03.12.12 12:34pm
victimms
Chairman of Galliard Homes discovers talent for advertising voice overs 0
ronseal 03.12.12 12:31pm
ronseal
Trouble in Ballon town.

John the ballon was bad ,real bad,real bad and he knew it,he was more than bad he was mad,and sick,mad bad and sick,but he was more than bad,and sick,and mad,he was a phycho ballon,a ballon whod...

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Thubs Swirlim 03.12.12 12:30pm
Thubs Swirlim
Skyfall, the New James Bond Thriller Gets Shot Full Of Holes In This In Depth Lo

WARNING! THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS! YES, ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU IF YOU READ THEM. AND YES, I AM A BASTARD FOR WRITING THEM. Skyfall, the newest of the James Bond series that is now in...

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03.12.12 11:53am
sigmund
20 yrs since 1st txt msg ... "Been missold PPI? You could be owed £££'s"

many many more soon...

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Kramaring 03.12.12 10:53am
Kramaring
Traffic warden unearths British battleship in Amazonian rainforest

Vikram Cattermole, an award-winning 45 year old traffic warden, has discovered a British battleship buried in a remote Brazilian rainforest. The WW2 monster, believed to be the missing 40,000 ton...

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03.12.12 10:37am
Dick Everyman
HMRC to adjust misleading "Tax doesn't have to be taxing" slogan

"We thought HMRC meant we didn't have to pay tax" said a Amazon/Starbucks/and a few others' spokesman "Because our accountants said the purpose of tax is to tax people, so when HMRC said that tax...

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beagle 03.12.12 10:30am
beagle
People's daily dispatch had caused two limit shareholders called stocks

East China University of Science and Technology Business School professor Shen Ling in 1996 the stock market from the beginning to the end of December, there has been a dramatic fire scene: the...

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03.12.12 10:24am
Dick Everyman
Soldier told to work from home looking for place to park tank 2
Idiot 03.12.12 10:00am
sigmund
Salford man uses blog to announce change from briefs to boxers...

Blogger Gordon Baines has informed the readers of his blog, The Salford Soapbox, that he has finally made the change from briefs to boxers. The entry for December 3, 2012, suggests the decision...

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Tripod 03.12.12 9:36am
Tripod
Report says decline of Scottish economy ‘like Spain’s, only even more enjoyable’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.12.12 9:33am
Duncan Biscuit
Man who sent first text 20 years ago still waiting for reply 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.12.12 9:32am
Duncan Biscuit
News International boss makes his excuses and leaves 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.12.12 9:31am
Duncan Biscuit
Waiting times to assault NHS staff have tripled, says study.

It’s a familiar picture in hospitals across the country. Depressing rooms full of people who have waited up to three hours to launch an unprovoked physical attack on a medical orderly or nurse. ...

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nickb 03.12.12 8:57am
DustyBinLaden
News International boss Mockridge quits "to spend more time with his conscience" 0
dvo4fun 03.12.12 8:44am
dvo4fun