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|Scientific breakthrough turns out to be animated movie sequel||1||
Scientists at The Institute of Cell Biophysics were left red-faced today after their successful resuscitation of a 30,000 year old fruit plant turned out to be the latest instalment of animated...
|Puffins: Warning, may contain fish.||7||
|ITV to interrupt next England game with rest of Adele's Brit Awards speech||0||
|Amoeba Agency splits into UK Border Agency||0||
|Image of UK pop music in crisis as ginger bloke and fat girl sweep Brit Awards||4||
|'Bitter' dispute sees Columbia threaten to turn off 'Espresso Pipeline'||6||
The Colombian government has caused the world to shake in a way that resembles the withdrawal symptoms of a caffeine addict after announcing it is considering turning off the espresso pipeline to the...
|Shares slip in Greece||1||
|UK Border Agency split in two; IN and OUT||2||
|One in five Greek newborns to be given to Germany||0||
|Large wooden horse left outside the European Central Bank HQ||0||
||Gourd Almighty||3 years|
|Madonna wins five awards at the Grannies||1||
|Strauss-Kahn sex-ring arrest, didn't reallise Prince Albert was illegal.||0||
More painful headlines soon...
|Sunderland Supporters Club sponsor St James's Park||1||
There are mixed emotions in Newcastle tonight as it emerged that the Sunderland supporters club has agreed a seven figure sponsorship deal to rename St James's Park for the next 5 years. All funds...
|UK braced for another sixty years of royal good deeds||0||
The UK is faced with sixty years of the Duchess of Cambridge performing good deeds warn royal watchers. On her third good deed engagement in a fortnight visiting a therapeutic art school in Oxford,...
|Craig Whyte inducted into Celtic "Hall of fame" for services the the club....||0||
"We had thought about naming one of our stands after him," said a club source, "but apparently, he's already very adept at getting those using other means."...
|Strauss-Kahn now favourite for Daddies Sauce Father of Year and England Captain||0||
|Shares in Hummous dip||3||
but market in bread dough rises...
|EU gets €2000 for Greece under country scrappage scheme.||0||
|Strauss-Kahn: I did have sex with that woman. And that one. And that one.||0||
|Amateur photographer struggles with that difficult second album||0||
||Smart Alex||3 years|
|‘I’ve been living a lie for 35 years’ confesses singer Tina Charles’ ‘baby’||6||
The love-shy long-term partner of pop singer Tina Charles has admitted after 35 years of going steady that his aversion to ‘loving’ is not solely due to his devotion to recreational dance. Craig...
|Strauss-Khan facing a Ho's pipe ban in a matter of weeks||0||
|Abu Qatada to be awarded honorary membership of BNP.||0||
"Let's face it" said a BNP spokesman, "when it comes to spreading hatred thinly veiled as religious dogma we have a lot to learn. Mr. Qatada has an entire government department gunning for him and he...
|Now That's What I Call Music admit to artistic differences||0||
||Smart Alex||3 years|
during recording of that difficult eighty-second album...
|Exhausted Greece gets Euro. Bailout "Thanks, we're off to Ibiza for a long rest"||0||
|Giggs can be named as a fair player||0||
So, what was all the fuss about, then ?...
|Greek credit rating reduced to ΩΩ||2||
|DSK in prostitutes ring, allegation||3||
|Jazz FM sorry over "porn" noises, to be re-named Jizz FM from now on||0||
|Strauss-Khan claims sex-ring was masterminded by Hobbit & Wizard||1||
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