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Heston Blumenthal admits fish in petrol sauce was an accident waiting to happen. 0
godly1966 30.03.12 6:13pm
godly1966
"Set fire to your homes,now."advises Francis Maude,

as Fire Brigades Union contemplates strike ballot...

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Zen 31.03.12 8:28am
nickb
Supermarket designs PastyCan

A leading supermarket has designed a container to keep pasties hot. A spokesperson declined to comment when asked if storage of large amounts of pasties was safe...

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GillsImp 30.03.12 8:28pm
GillsImp
Birmingham Garages besieged as motorists mishear radio news about Stili Petrov 0
pinxit 30.03.12 4:46pm
pinxit
Traffic Wardens Worried About Stealth Tax

More to follow...

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GillsImp 30.03.12 3:57pm
GillsImp
Men convicted in Lennon bomb plot 'didn't know he was already dead'. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 31.03.12 6:55am
weematt
Banksy artwork bankrupts collector

Art collector Julian Scrivens was initially ecstatic when he placed the winning bid for a piece of work by the reclusive artist “Banksy”, however the true cost of the work may leave him...

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beau-jolly 02.04.12 7:57pm
Perks
Queue to 'panic charge' electric cars enters third week

A queue outside an on-street car charger has been cordoned off by Kensington council, as it extended to an 'unbelievable' third car. Following advice to keep their cars 'topped up' if they happen to...

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31.03.12 10:17pm
Perks
Arab Spring most likely caused by ‘accident with a jerry can’ , claim experts

The popular uprisings that swept the Arab world in the spring of 2011 were most likely the result of Mohamed Bouazizi’s amateurish efforts to decant petrol from a jerry can in the kitchen of his...

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Gary Stanton 31.03.12 11:03pm
Gary Stanton
Queues as motorists try to return unneeded petrol

We was had!...

1
beau-jolly 30.03.12 3:08pm
cinquecento
UK Currency To Become Worthless Once Prince Charles’ Face Is On It

A think-tank investigating the repercussions of the Queen’s demise have made the harrowing realisation that no one would touch money with Prince Charles’ face on. The announcement led to a...

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UnoEye 30.03.12 4:01pm
dvo4fun
UK on cusp of a panicdemic

"It pandamonium out there, we'll all remember the great fuel non shortage of 2012" said one on looker...

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simonjmr 30.03.12 2:52pm
simonjmr
UK on verge of panic shortage 0
Iamthestig 30.03.12 2:43pm
Iamthestig
Beauty pageant organisers overwhelmed by response....

[url=http://www.sabotagetimes.com/life/how-would-you-like-to-enter-miss-southampton/]What were they thinking?[/url]...

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grumblechops 30.03.12 2:52pm
beau-jolly
Lord Coe congratulates Cameron on Olympian proportions of recent cock-ups 0
weematt 30.03.12 2:15pm
weematt
'Role play' continues at Scotland Yard over MI6 agent found, "locked in room"

Police continue to search for clues into the case of a former MI6 agent who was found locked in a medium sized room. Police remain confused over the case as evidence suggests the door was locked from...

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theadministrator 30.03.12 1:06pm
theadministrator
Man seen in tears outside his local Shell station

as he was told to fill up whenever he was passing...

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Tomfinger 30.03.12 12:31pm
Tomfinger
Total Wipeout to be replaced with cheaper version, Partial Wipeout. 0
Iscariot 30.03.12 12:25pm
Iscariot
"If Anchorman 2 doesn't happen, we'll look to do Anchorman 3", says Paul Rudd... 1
theadministrator 30.03.12 12:11pm
theadministrator
Steve Miller Band reveal new rival group started by brother, Ed

Steve Miller Band reveal new rival group started by brother, Ed...

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Location 30.03.12 3:36pm
Location
JD Sports unveil their own label 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 30.03.12 11:30am
Theodore Sprangshaft
Disgruntled man goes shopping for camouflage jacket

He Couldn't Find One!...

0
GillsImp 30.03.12 11:15am
GillsImp
President Galloway - We salute your indefatigabl...indefatagi....your energy! 0
Drylaw 30.03.12 11:13am
Drylaw
No evidence of fool shortages 3
bonjonelson 30.03.12 3:51pm
bonjonelson
just read Monica Lewinski's biography..

It really sucks...

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Theodore Sprangshaft 30.03.12 11:02am
Theodore Sprangshaft
WeBuyAnyUsedPanties.com

Just pop them in an envelope (no need to wash!) along with your photo (for admin purposes only) and contact details for a free valuation! :-)...

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Theodore Sprangshaft 30.03.12 10:52am
Theodore Sprangshaft
Fatima, 30, celebrates Silver Wedding Anniversary with her grandchildren 3
cinquecento 30.03.12 3:19pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Grannies criticised for leaving scrap metal out for thieves

A new report released by Network Rail identifies the recent spate of cable thefts as being caused by elderly offender watchers leaving scraps of metal out for thieves. The 300 page report describes...

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kimllfixit 30.03.12 10:30am
kimllfixit
for the love of god..

The all new catholic priest child minding service....

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Theodore Sprangshaft 30.03.12 10:28am
Theodore Sprangshaft
Total Wipeout cancellation first casualty of Anglo-Argentine tensions 0
simonjmr 30.03.12 10:15am
simonjmr