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Philadelphia Experiment: Biscuit sub made to reappear

this refers[url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20621]TUC item[/url]...

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weematt 04.04.12 2:57pm
weematt
X-mens Mystique to be replaced by Alistair McGowan in Fox budget reduction!

Steve Blairson, CEO of 20th Century Fox has today revealed that due to a massive slash in the budget, Mr Alistair McGowan will replace Mystique in the next chapter of the x-men saga, due to be filmed...

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theadministrator 04.04.12 2:40pm
theadministrator
Conservative Peer dismissed for 'indecent pictures' and not 'false accounting'!

Today it was revealed that the Tory Peer, Lord Hanningfield was not dismissed due to 'false accounting' as previously thought. Following an ever credible investigation by 'The Sun', Lord...

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theadministrator 04.04.12 2:11pm
theadministrator
Ben Elton sectioned after claiming that he met a fan 0
Milesfromnowhere 04.04.12 1:10pm
Milesfromnowhere
Reluctant word processor reverts to type 0
cinquecento 04.04.12 12:47pm
cinquecento
Top level disagreement over court cases held in camera

Cameron sends Clegg to his room...

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Scroat 04.04.12 12:06pm
Scroat
RAF Helicopters rescue government ministers from sinking ship 1
Scronnyglonkle 04.04.12 5:43pm
Tomfinger
Mel Gibson to host the all new 'Have I Got Jews For You' 2
Milesfromnowhere 04.04.12 12:53pm
Milesfromnowhere
Clegg's anger at not being allowed into Cabinets "Secret meetings"

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg tearfully told a press briefing that included his Mum and Dad, that he had not been allowed in the Government’s “Secret Courts” meeting. As Clegg swept back...

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Scronnyglonkle 04.04.12 11:35am
Scronnyglonkle
'I was framed' .....claims Mona Lisa 3
Milesfromnowhere 04.04.12 11:47am
Milesfromnowhere
Zoo swaps pandas’ water for Buckfast before breeding window closes completely

Keepers at Edinburgh zoo have resorted to radical measures in their quest to successfully breed the giant pandas Yang Guang and Tian Tian, having replaced the animals’ water supply with Buckfast in...

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grumblechops 04.04.12 3:27pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Crack addicted prostitute community up in arms at whore's pipe ban 0
ronseal 04.04.12 11:18am
ronseal
Traffic chaos as panicking motorists advised to head for Conwy coast 0
medici2471 04.04.12 10:49am
medici2471
Ask the Biscuit – Bullied by a blond

From KL London, Dear Biscuit,, Sometimes in life you meet someone you just can't get on with and I have such a situation right now. This big blond bloke and me are chasing the same job and he has...

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weematt 04.04.12 3:00pm
BBC4 to launch Philosophical Play Away for Mitchell / Coren Offspring

BBC4 today has announced that with the prospective marriage of David Mitchell to Victoria Coren, a new strand of childrens programmes aimed at the offspring of cerebral couples will launched this...

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simonjmr 04.04.12 9:58am
simonjmr
Ho's pipe ban 'could have saved Whitney' 6
cinquecento 10.04.12 11:04pm
bonjonelson
"Beautiful" Samantha Brick to change her name to Thickasa 8
Lucy4 05.04.12 11:55am
bonjonelson
Clegg: "I heard May told Clarke that PM emailed Davey to say no snooping"

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has quashed reports that the government is to legalise web and telephone surveillance, after telling reporters that he heard that Teresa May had told Ken Clarke that...

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The Paper Ostrich 04.04.12 9:01am
The Paper Ostrich
Lincolnshire man builds Ark from hose pipes and lawn sprinklers 0
Draco 04.04.12 8:59am
Draco
B.A. say new Olympic livery is based on Urine Sample 1
Scronnyglonkle 04.04.12 8:57am
Ostsee
Stunt for remake of "Man in a Suitcase" goes tragically wrong, claims MI6 2
medici2471 27.04.12 6:55pm
medici2471
Panic in US jail canteen after Richard Reed orders choux bun 0
Underconstruction 04.04.12 7:52am
Underconstruction
Ex PM Gordon Brown sells at Dundee Car Boot Sale for £1.50

Former Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, was sold at a Dundee Car Boot Sale on Sunday for a knock down price of £1.50. Vendors Eric and Maureen Anderson who were manning their stall at the Errol...

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Stan 09.04.12 9:09am
rickwestwell
Tapping up suspicions as "Rooney secures Primary hat-trick" 0
Oh Danny Boy 04.04.12 7:17am
Oh Danny Boy
Cameron to issue Mauday money to queuing motorists 0
Scronnyglonkle 04.04.12 7:03am
Scronnyglonkle
Historical significance of 'Last Supper' downgraded as Arch-Bishop declares that

breakfast is the most important meal of the day...

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Underconstruction 04.04.12 6:34am
Underconstruction
'Copycat' fan blames Coronation Street for his dull argumentative lifestyle

A Cheshire man obsessed with ITV's Coronation Street is blaming the long-running soap for his 'meaningless and confrontational existence'., The man who cannot be identified for legal reasons claims...

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Underconstruction 19.04.12 6:09am
kga6
Mountain rescuers bemoan 'Costa climbing' generation

A 19 year old media studies graduate caused a full scale mountain-rescue search after texting a friend to inform her that he had 'got into trouble on Ben Nevis'., The drama unfolded after 19 year...

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Underconstruction 04.04.12 3:18am
Underconstruction
London Mayor admits that use of expletives in lift was wrong on every level 6
Underconstruction 04.04.12 8:24pm
Perks
Bond pulled from Olympic promo in “license to kill” expiry blunder

Red-faced London 2012 officials have withdrawn James Bond from an Olympic promo at Buckingham Palace after revelations that his “license to kill” expired in 1995, meaning he has technically...

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Yikes 04.04.12 10:39pm