Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
'Not Owning A Television' To Become A Civil Offence Instead Of Being A Crime

(There's every likelihood that they'll abolish the licence fee just before my 75th birthday. Bastards.)...

2
Titus 19.03.14 9:39am
james_doc
Camelot tell lottery winning mechanic 'cheque ready next Wednesday at earliest' 5
bookiesfriend 19.03.14 9:38am
Underconstruction
Last Gasp Goals Gall Journalists

Football writers and sub-editors across Fleet Street were outraged last night as five goals in the last ten minutes of a Championship game caused pages of copy and layout work to be torn up.,...

0
james_doc 19.03.14 9:37am
james_doc
Cameron tells Putin that there will be consequences of his consequences

David Cameron today hit back at Vladimir Putin, who said that there would be consequences if there were consequences from the west. 'Let me make this quite plain,' he said in his best stern voice....

0
John Wiltshire 19.03.14 8:38am
John Wiltshire
GEN - SYS Ch 1 Vs 7 - 10 AND GOD CREATED MAN

7. And God saw the predators were getting out of control. And God mulled it over for a while, and said ‘Let there be humans to hunt the predators’ And it was so. but it was not so good, for the...

1
Guillermo De Snookio 19.03.14 8:36am
Titus
Q 1 Why Does Seaweed Not Have Any Flowers ?

A. Because there are no underwater bees. God says “I never though of it”, Darwin Says “It did not work out that way” , Einstein Said ‘ I have not got that far yet, I am still working at...

2
Guillermo De Snookio 19.03.14 8:35am
Yikes
GEN - SYS Ch 1 Vs 1 AND IN THE BEGINNING …..

1. …. was the void, and darkness was upon the face of the void, and God said ‘It is really boring sitting here in the dark, I had better get started’ 2. So God said ‘Let there be light’...

1
Guillermo De Snookio 19.03.14 8:12am
Titus
Gullible Eco-Protesters Outraged By Total Success Of Undercover Policemen 0
Titus 19.03.14 7:32am
Titus
Chancellor in World Record attempt

Y SAs he prepares to deliver his Budget speech, George Osborne also has his eyes focussed on a place in the Guinness Book of World Records. The Chancellor will be looking to beat the record for the...

0
Andy Gilder 19.03.14 7:21am
Andy Gilder
Depressed physicist confirms gravity 'not waving but drowning'

more soon. <I'd write a sub now, but ennui has taken me>...

1
Squudge 19.03.14 12:38am
Titus
Scientists Find Gravity Waves - So They Wave Back

"Hello, Gravity!"...

5
Titus 19.03.14 12:36am
Titus
Scotland to vote on independence from the six nations tournament... 3
deskpilot3 19.03.14 12:30am
Titus
Man purchasing $80,000 Green car unaware of used cars 0
Dumbnews 19.03.14 12:09am
Dumbnews
New £1 coin called 'The Ninja' to combat counterfeiting 0
Dun Dunkin 18.03.14 11:45pm
Dun Dunkin
Osbourne's EuroLottery Budget Shock

"Got to be in it to win it" he said to a stunned House of Commons after confirming he spent the budget on lottery tickets...

0
Dun Dunkin 18.03.14 11:18pm
Dun Dunkin
EuroMillions Winner Says 'Could Have Done With a Bit More' 0
Dun Dunkin 18.03.14 11:13pm
Dun Dunkin
Royal couple's £5000 donation to Rhyl floods takes total donations to £5000 0
antharrison 18.03.14 11:10pm
antharrison
Noel Edmunds surprise witness in Pistorious trial

Concedes latest 'Gotcha Oscar' stunt 'misguided'...

0
throngsman 18.03.14 11:02pm
throngsman
Noel Edmunds admits he hasn't bought a TV licence since Mr Blobby was on TV

'I mean, what was all that about?' asked the veteran presenter. He openly admits to only watching catch up TV these days, mainly because it's the only way he can watch himself all day long. 'There's...

1
throngsman 18.03.14 10:57pm
Squudge
"Sneezing into a trombone" not a euphemism, says sex therapist. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 18.03.14 10:08pm
dominic_mcg
God Created Universe 'Because It Wasn't There'. 0
Titus 18.03.14 10:04pm
Titus
MH370 mystery deepens as luggage arrives on conveyor belts in Beijing airport 1
AReader 18.03.14 10:02pm
Titus
Speech about technology could include the word 'innovation" say experts

A top public figure is expected to launch the word Innovation in a speech at the opening of a new office today. The office, which is the UK branch of a US company that makes some kind of technical...

1
ronseal 18.03.14 9:55pm
AReader
Alaska says it has no Russian Speakers

Alaska historically once part of Russia has confirmed it has few russian speakers but it might have some siberian wolves in the forests that need protecting...

1
Dun Dunkin 18.03.14 9:50pm
Titus
Heaven organizes the biggest, gayest, most outrageous party for Fred Phelps

It'll be hell...

0
AReader 18.03.14 9:46pm
AReader
Lottery winner "skint" as giant cheque won't fit under bank paying in window 0
Andy Gilder 18.03.14 9:45pm
Andy Gilder
Government to order cull of superfluous and inappropriate apostrophe's

Hat tip to Titu's...

2
AReader 18.03.14 9:30pm
AReader
Mountaineer Shagged Secretary “Because She Was There”

Mountaineer Ken Wardle has complained about double standards after he was publicly vilified for mounting his secretary. “It’s not fair. Last year I climbed K2, “because it was there”, and...

10
deceangli 18.03.14 9:12pm
throngsman
Politicians in Paris Set an Example in Pollution Reduction by Not Using Cars

President Hollande himself, has been seen travelling around the streets on a scooter. Parisians were somewhat confused to see him dressed as a Pizza Delivery man, but with a shrug of the shoulders...

0
Guillermo De Snookio 18.03.14 8:19pm
Guillermo De Snookio
Fulham appoint Felix Baumgartner as manager

Wanted someone with experience of plummeting from a safe platform down into oblivion...

1
Andy Gilder 18.03.14 8:17pm
AReader