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Assad retaliation postponed until congressmen find atlas... 0
Tripod 01.09.13 12:26pm
Tripod
British Warmongering to Be Outsourced To France As A Cost-Saving 0
Titus 01.09.13 11:40am
Titus
Mandela interview shelved, but filming of Frost/Nixon 2 on schedule.... 0
Tripod 01.09.13 11:22am
Tripod
Crispy Creme Donuts to be supplied to Assads forces to slow down offensive

with Big Macs being held in reserve...

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ESJ 01.09.13 11:11am
ESJ
Shot-for-shot remake of Frost/Nikon scheduled to start tomorrow... 0
Tripod 01.09.13 11:09am
Tripod
“Hello... good evening... and goodbye”... 3
Tripod 01.09.13 11:01am
A.A.Arkwright
e e cummings to be charged with capital offences 0
AReader 01.09.13 10:43am
AReader
Apostrophe Police To Be Armed

"Those things over there are the officers" said a spokesman, with a hat-tip to Kingsley Amis...

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Titus 01.09.13 9:42am
Squudge
Britain votes against sending its soldier to Syria

Britain today voted down a motion to send its solitary active soldier, Barry, to Syria. Barry who is Britain's only remaining soldier after the latest round of defence cuts was preparing to travel...

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suki 01.09.13 8:38am
Titus
Cameron regrets not telling parliament Syria could launch WMD within 45 minutes 2
Smart Alex 01.09.13 8:34am
Titus
Kick off should be some time between 1 pm and six, says spokesman for BT sport 0
ronseal 01.09.13 8:34am
ronseal
Locksmiths company to make key appointment 0
AReader 01.09.13 8:16am
AReader
US intelligence agencies forced to disclose their 'porn stash'

The Washington Post has revealed the financial breakdown of the CIA & NSA's 'black budget' but within that is a smaller, more explicit, 'blue budget'. A significant proportion of the $52.6bn set...

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Wrenfoe 01.09.13 7:43am
Wrenfoe
Existentialist philosopher to appear on ‘Why do you think you are?’ 7
FOAD 31.08.13 11:27pm
Titus
Cameron will press on with plans to bomb his way to election victory. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 31.08.13 11:07pm
deskpilot3
whoops 7
Ian Searle 31.08.13 9:22pm
Paddy Berzinski
Rolf Harris to appear on new TV show - 'How Long Do You Think I'll Get?' 2
custard cream 31.08.13 9:20pm
sillybugger
LOL Creator To Sue Internet

When Devizes housewife Wendy Greenspan casually commented on an internet article she'd read twelve years ago that made her laugh out loud, she had no idea that she was about to start a terrible...

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Paddy Berzinski 31.08.13 9:20pm
Paddy Berzinski
Time lord to appear on When Do You Think You Are

Hat tip to FOAD...

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Smart Alex 31.08.13 6:56pm
FOAD
Arsenal club shop criticised for range of “Unquenchables” figurines

In a vain attempt to gather more cash for the transfer coffers, the clubshop owner has launched the new “Unquenchables” figurine range of former players. Currently only the Kenny Sansom, Paul...

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brownpaperreporter 31.08.13 5:29pm
brownpaperreporter
Man facing vegetable sex charges described as being "up beet" 5
sydalg 31.08.13 5:08pm
godly1966
David Blunkett cornered by benefits fraud investigators after car chase 1
sydalg 31.08.13 3:05pm
ESJ
Review of One Direction: This Is Us.

Despite an interesting Mise En Scéne that draws inspiration from German Expressionism, Morgan Spurlock's dystopian musical suffers from a muddled plot and poor characterization. While his decision...

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Hooch 31.08.13 2:17pm
godly1966
The number of celebrities with two forenames leads to shortage of new baby names

George Michael, Steve Martin and Meg Ryan deny they have been selfish in having two forenames, but a survey commissioned by Harper Seven Beckham, Zowie Bowie and Peaches Geldolf suggests that the...

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Ian Searle 31.08.13 1:50pm
Ian Searle
France brands Britain as 'Chip-eating surrender monkeys' over Syria.

President Hollande has urged the population to boycott British goods, before realising they already refuse to buy anything from us anyway. He said the proud French military would stand shoulder to...

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MADJEZ 31.08.13 1:29pm
beau-jolly
Nigel Kennedy Proms appearance "accident waiting to happen". 0
Drylaw 31.08.13 1:21pm
Drylaw
'Concussion not good for you' - shocks scientists

The National Football League (NFL) has made a discovery that has sent the medical world into confusion. Since 1920, thousands of American footballers haven taken part in an elaborate experiment to...

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Wrenfoe 31.08.13 9:33am
Paddy Berzinski
Storm As Parliament Rejects Armed Strikes Against Apostrophe Abusers 5
Titus 31.08.13 9:23am
A.A.Arkwright
Daily Mail apologises for printing non-scary photo of Jimmy Savile... 1
Tripod 31.08.13 7:52am
GrumpyCat
Britain To Sell Super Puma Helicopters To President Assad

"Result" says Cameron "We get to inflict devastating casualties on his regime without having to commit any of our armed forces or pissing off MPs, we get rid of some crap helicopters, and we get...

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Titus 31.08.13 7:27am
Titus