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Feathers flew as Peacocks announced redundancies 0
victimms 3 years
Britain's plan for Olympic glory "will be Homeopathic" claims performance coach 0
simonjmr 3 years

Under new Homeopathic performance metrics that will be employed at the 2012 Olympic games, the British Olympic committee will see a 0.01% and 0.02% medal strike rate as a "roaring success"....

Dental Armandhammergeddon predicted to be minty fresh 0
simonjmr 3 years
Welsh to foil plans to let you get out of Wales as quickly as possible. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

According to Wikileeks...

‘Irradiation Gave Me Cancer’ Laments Superhero Creating Spider 2
UnoEye 3 years

George, the infamous arachnid creator of Spiderman, has been diagnosed with terminal cancer, believed to be a result of his massive radiation exposure. From his hospital bed surrounded by cards from...

Obsessive fan of Scottish poet admitted to serious Burns unit 9
Smart Alex 3 years
Peacocks in administration, EMU may follow soon 5
Quaz 3 years

More bird news...

Cosmetic surgeons drafted in to remove boobytraps 4
medici2471 3 years
'Extreme Manicurist' sets off nail bomb 9
Perks 3 years
PIP implants fail to meet husband's Great Expectations 8
charlies_hat 3 years
Wikipedia blacked out site not black - it's '[citation needed]'. 4
charlies_hat 3 years
Negative news as Kodak announce administration 4
charlies_hat 3 years
Facebook Users Seek “Like” button in real life 13
Quaz 3 years

Regular users of the social networking site “Facebook” report that they are becoming so habituated to clicking on buttons labelled “Like” or “Comment” that they are now looking for them...

Kodak; final board meeting to be held in camera. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Homeopath to start offering 'assisted suicide' remedy 15
Perks 3 years

A homeopath in Banbury has decided to take politics into her own hands, and start offering an assisted suicide treatment. The service will be offered to those for with terminal illnesses where...

Daily Mail reports majority of chemists "dependent on drugs" 9
Nick McCarr 3 years
Londonderry bombs not claimed by Diffident Republicans. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
'What a mistaka to maka' Italian Captain issues statement. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Morra soona...

VW to install fruit-fly brain circuit as crash avoidance mechanism. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
New fund-raising plans for royal yacht: sponsored badger culling 1
DorsetBoy 3 years
Impatient Fans Still Awaiting New Beethoven Album. 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Jude Law weeps at enquiry 'press hacked my phone while I was shagging nanny' 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More hypocracy from the model family man soon...

Team selection crisis at Brighton as 5 out with groin strain. 0
Zen 3 years
England's cricketers insist it's the South Pole victory that matters 0
roybland 3 years

England's cricket team has dismissed its ten wicket defeat by Pakistan in Dubai by insisting that its recent two wicket victory at the South Pole over the 'rest of the world' is the match result that...

Jane Doe found in deer park 0
Immunis 3 years
New Tesco's Value Hooker finds 'unexpected item in the tea bagging area' 0
Perks 3 years

sorry, really sorry...

Pantomime Villain Finally Heeds Advice and Successfully Looks Behind Him 0
SimonJJames 3 years
Survey Finds British Upper Lips 47% Less Stiff In 2011 0
SimonJJames 3 years
Relief as Grandmother finally notices 'That Smell'. 0
SimonJJames 3 years
Accident prone Italian captain sells story to the News of the World 0
medici2471 3 years