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Flares Banned From World's Football Grounds. Platform Shoes To Be Next.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/10490064/Campaign-starts-to-warn-of-dangers-of-fans-using-flares-and-smoke-bombs-in-grounds.html...

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Titus 03.12.13 8:13am
Titus
"I like Tom daily" confesses boyfriend 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 03.12.13 8:09am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Political Correctness Sectioned Under the Mental Health Act 1983.

It has been reported today that Political Correctness has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act 1983 after a prolonged period of delusional grandiosity and a host of other psychotic symptoms...

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lennon183 02.12.13 10:56pm
lennon183
Santa crosses "new closet" off Tom Daley's Christmas list 0
irreverendJ 02.12.13 10:55pm
irreverendJ
Man driving with earphones seeks quadraphonic sound 1
Dumbnews 02.12.13 10:13pm
Titus
After human rights talks with Chinese leader, Cameron promises to do better. 1
dominic_mcg 02.12.13 10:04pm
Titus
Tom Daley announcement causes barely a ripple 4
Idiot 02.12.13 10:02pm
Titus
First Iceland police killing "a slippery slope" 0
Idiot 02.12.13 9:20pm
Idiot
Blokefromstoke needs life and steady girlfriend - official.

Mother says."He's been in his room since April. The Nib gags are the only way I know he's still alive.", More needy insomniac zaniness at 1...

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blokefromstoke 02.12.13 8:10pm
blokefromstoke
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Idiot 02.12.13 7:29pm
Idiot
David Cameron seeks political asylum in China

David Cameron and the Chinese Premier Li Keqiang held a joint press conference in the Great Hall today, at which the Prime Minister heaped praise on the Chinese leadership and their political system....

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Starchy 02.12.13 7:03pm
jp1885
Confucius he say ‘Leader who make dim sums make peasant go pawn crackers’

More please soon...

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Dick Everyman 02.12.13 7:00pm
Dick Everyman
England will be warmer after Scottish independence

Average temperatures are set to soar after Scotland becomes independent and their weather is no longer included, says the Met Office. Headlines like 'Arctic gusts set to hit Britain' will be replaced...

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Beer Sampler 02.12.13 6:42pm
wwwiz
Daly reveals favourite film "Blue Louganis". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 02.12.13 6:36pm
Al OPecia
Tobacconist caught with extensive collection of snuff movies 1
cinquecento 02.12.13 6:33pm
Idiot
Tom Daley reveals he likes it better in the deep end 1
topfotogmw 02.12.13 6:31pm
Oxbridge
Glasgow crash victim survived by eating raw Mars bars. More soon. 11
deskpilot3 02.12.13 6:27pm
Oxbridge
Police to investigate the point of Peaches Geldof

After sending a tweet naming two women involved in a child sex abuse case that may possibly give away the identities of the victims, police have decided to investigate the existence of Peaches Geldof...

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James Pluside 02.12.13 3:12pm
Wrenfoe
Female interest in Tom Daley takes a nosedive 0
custard cream 02.12.13 2:36pm
custard cream
Tom Daley reveals that he has a new TV show coming out 0
medici2471 02.12.13 2:22pm
medici2471
Amazon and NSA admit Drone mixup - Taliban HQ receives Hairy Bikers cookbook

Family in Woking nuked., More at 1...

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blokefromstoke 02.12.13 1:55pm
custard cream
Dismay As Voters Belatedly Discover That Green Crap Actually Costs Money 1
Titus 02.12.13 1:54pm
custard cream
Amazon drone copters to 'take out uneconomic traffic'

Online shopping giant Amazon has announced that their new drone delivery helicopters will be equipped with sophisticated weaponry to 'deal with' customers who take too long browsing on their website...

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custard cream 02.12.13 1:52pm
custard cream
Black Friday dry run for Zombie Apocalypse

Consumers across the world were given the opportunity to hone their survival skills, as branches of Wal-Mart simulated the collapse of civilisation. Mindless, reanimated corpses hungry for discounted...

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Wrenfoe 02.12.13 1:50pm
Idiot
Polish tribute act to David Blaine ends in tragedy

"We wondered where he went", says Pavel Pavelski, president of the Polish David Blaine Tribute Club, speaking in Wrozclaw, Poland...

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Beer Sampler 02.12.13 1:13pm
Beer Sampler
Police to investigate claims of coordinated incyber trading on Monday

no more soon. I am thinking of adopting "Bad pun badly done" as my slogan...

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Not Amused 02.12.13 12:49pm
Not Amused
‘Squashed Satsuma and Some Walnuts’ is This Year’s Top Christmas Must-Have

Eager shoppers are setting up camp outside greengrocers along the length and breadth of the country today in order to be first in the queue for the release of this year’s must-have Christmas gift:...

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jp1885 02.12.13 12:26pm
jp1885
Sealed Knot Society to reenact historic sex offences 1
pere floza 02.12.13 12:21pm
Tripod
Gucci to launch range of designer vaginas 3
cinquecento 02.12.13 12:20pm
Tripod
West Country celebrates cider monday 3
jp1885 02.12.13 12:18pm
Midfield Diamond