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Damian McBride voted Most Inspirational Troll at the Young Online Bully awards

Damian McBride's new book, Power Troll, looks set to scoop a handful of awards as his behaviour has proved an inspirational example to Britain's next generation of bullies. McBride was hailed as...

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ronseal 21.09.13 3:04pm
Sfox
Grand Theft Auto stabbing suspects "3 stars" claims police spokesman. 0
Ref Minor 21.09.13 2:15pm
Ref Minor
Scottish farmer sells his old paperbacks: admits too many books spoil the croft 0
Smart Alex 21.09.13 2:05pm
Smart Alex
Near miss denied by American official stating 'Noo clear near miss'

or something like that...

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Pharcite 21.09.13 1:54pm
Pharcite
Yoga leader resigns as position becomes untenable 0
Pharcite 21.09.13 1:27pm
Pharcite
Twelve year old boy has mid-life crisis

Says he doesn't see the point. Parents apparently complained that he 'isn't even old enough to know how bad life gets.'...

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TobiasBV 21.09.13 12:48pm
rogerg
‘Team GB’ rebranded as ‘Team B’ for next Summer Olympics

In a surprise move, the British Olympic Association has dropped the ‘Great’ due to the impending departure of Scotland from the Union next year. Sebastian Coe, chairman of the BOA said “Well...

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rogerg 21.09.13 12:15pm
Squudge
ITV increases ad-break time to combat cheap commercialism

Bosses say increased ad-breaks were the only option they could think of to maintain some semblance of artistic dignity, on what they were quick to proudly point out is still one of the top four...

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TobiasBV 21.09.13 11:50am
TobiasBV
Mr Big arrested - "wishes he'd changed his name"

Police have arrested eight people in connection with a Barclays bank computer hijack scam including "Mr Big". A police spokesman explained; "They would have got away with it if the leader hadn't used...

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apepper 21.09.13 8:02am
apepper
Low take up of Costa Concordia's bargain economy cabins

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1356474/thumbs/o-COSTA-CONCORDIA-570.jpg?2...

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custard cream 21.09.13 6:28am
Squudge
Apple tackles pirate demographic with new iPatch.

Since we're doing i-things again...

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Maverick 20.09.13 11:07pm
Maverick
Nigel Farage refutes claims of cynical ploy to attract feminist vote 1
Coco 20.09.13 10:16pm
nestvoid
Chemical Arms Not as Good as Real Arms, says disappointed Bionic Assad. 0
Ablative Fabsolute 20.09.13 8:25pm
Ablative Fabsolute
Bankers "to reveal their horns" in court 4
nickb 20.09.13 7:04pm
nickb
UKIP membership quintruples as british men learn party "is full of sluts".

Memberhip expected to top 15 million by Monday. More soon...

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miked10270 20.09.13 6:42pm
medici2471
Shock as man buys magazine in WH Smith

Sales Assistant Fiona McAndrew was left in a state of shock today after a man bought a magazine in the Trowbridge branch of WH Smith. Speaking to reporters, she said that the man approached her...

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John Wiltshire 20.09.13 6:33pm
medici2471
Crick hit latest: Bloom bats. 0
Woundedpride 20.09.13 6:14pm
Woundedpride
Firemen's strike due to overwhelming demands of second job. 0
Ref Minor 20.09.13 5:57pm
Ref Minor
Boy goes to party scared people will talk to him, leaves feeling sad they didn't 0
TobiasBV 20.09.13 4:32pm
TobiasBV
Lecturer admits he only uses big-words to assert power

After several months of assaulting his students with such arcane vernacular as 'weltanschauung' and 'peripeteia', an English professor at an unnamed Oxbridge college was outed by a student recently,...

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TobiasBV 20.09.13 4:28pm
TobiasBV
Ryanair to end 'Abrupt Culture' immediately 0
Flugelbinder 20.09.13 2:47pm
Flugelbinder
Tarpaulin Company found guilty of huge Cover up 0
Flugelbinder 20.09.13 2:45pm
Flugelbinder
UKIP supporters 'not racist but probably moronic', study reveals

UKIP supporters are not necessarily racist but they are almost certainly complete morons, according to a report by sociology professor Stefan Bogdanov of the University of Sofia. Professor Bogdanov...

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roybland 20.09.13 2:37pm
roybland
Devil denies ever doing deals with Lawyers

"Not a chance in hell would I do a deal with a Lawyer" Said Satan, "I can't trade with someone that has no soul to offer me"...

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Flugelbinder 20.09.13 2:27pm
Flugelbinder
Spin Doctor Reveals Brown Smear Campaign

You just can't make this stuff up!...

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Flugelbinder 20.09.13 2:21pm
Flugelbinder
HIV+ Porn actors face shooting ban

The perfect irony ?...

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Backup Brian 20.09.13 1:47pm
Backup Brian
Surveys suck, says survey

A new survey by Leuven University in Belgium has found the conclusions published in surveys bear no relationship to real people living real lives., Evidence has also emerged that the results of...

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Silver 20.09.13 1:42pm
Oxbridge
Prisoners now faced with challenge of making e-cigarettes look tough

Following a proposed plan to ban smoking inside Britain's jails, thousands of hardened prisoners are facing the seemingly impossible task of trying to make the e-cigarette, an alternative to real...

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Jesus H 20.09.13 1:26pm
Jesus H
Confusion on Deli Counter as Navy deliver Red Squirrels to Tesco 0
Flugelbinder 20.09.13 1:03pm
Flugelbinder
Hundreds of highly-paid geeks produce new Google page identical to the old one 0
John Wiltshire 20.09.13 12:55pm
John Wiltshire