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Moldova vows revenge at European Song Contest 1
antharrison 08.09.12 8:52am
Squudge
Cwis Pwackham to wead euwagy at Tewwy Nutkins fwunerwal.

More swoon...

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MADJEZ 08.09.12 8:17am
MADJEZ
Harry : AFGHANISTAN - Shit ! It was just a few naked hookers in Vegas... 2
MADJEZ 08.09.12 8:14am
MADJEZ
End Nye as Jesus seeks Fathers blessing for civil ceremony

In a rare interview with Gay Times, Jesus proclaimed his undying love for former captor & executioner Pontius Piolt. "I accept we had our differences in the early days, and of course there were...

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kjo36 08.09.12 8:14am
kjo36
World famous clairvoyants killed as falling elephant lands on mini-bus.

Seven of the world’s top clairvoyants and astrologers were killed yesterday as their tour-bus was struck by a falling elephant. Kaiser, a 3.5 ton Indian bull elephant belonging to the Moscow State...

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sigmund 08.09.12 7:37am
sigmund
God denies accusations of 'dumbing down'

God has reacted angrily to accusations of dumbing down after he abandoned supervising the situation in Syria to answer egocentric tosser Simon Cowell's prayer., Interviewed last night, Cowell was...

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Queen of Tarts 08.09.12 7:25am
Queen of Tarts
Archaeologists unearth Richard III in East End toilet bowl 0
pinxit 08.09.12 6:23am
pinxit
Bad taste - sub removed 0
Gerontius 08.09.12 6:04am
Gerontius
Pyramids Were a Bodge Job, Say Archaeologists

Newly translated clay tablets found in Egypt seem to suggest that, far from being a wonder of the world, the Great Pyramid in Egypt was plagued by bad design decisions and cowboy builders. The...

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Quaz 07.09.12 10:16pm
The All New Jeni B
Thawing of icy wasteland proves far reaching impact of mummy porn 0
kjo36 07.09.12 9:22pm
kjo36
Death of naturalist Nutkins supported by 70% of sun readers

70% of sun readers support the death of naturalist Terry Nutkins as they feel 66 is too old to play naked vollyball...

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kjo36 07.09.12 9:21pm
button
Government plans multimillion pound PR campaign to promote austerity...

with our money...

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deskpilot3 07.09.12 8:57pm
deskpilot3
Robot fails to beat Pickles

A robot called Fatso has failed in its attempt to beat the world record for eating chocolate covered donuts., The neckless machine - funded by the Pentagon - was tested at a fast food restaurant in...

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Gerontius 07.09.12 8:50pm
deskpilot3
Arctic rolls melting at alarming rate, warns Kerry Katona 0
cinquecento 07.09.12 7:47pm
cinquecento
Deja vu as Romain Grosjean marmalade trumpet wildebeest 0
Salmon of Knowledge 07.09.12 3:43pm
Salmon of Knowledge
Deja vu as Romain Grosjean crashes the pace car at the first corner

Holy crap that guy is a maniac http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/19458954...

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JohnA 07.09.12 3:42pm
Salmon of Knowledge
Burglar commends bravery of judges

Serial offender and drug addict Jo Nutjob stunned court attendees when he praised the "courage shown by judges" in sentencing plebs on a daily basis. After receiving his fourteenth community service...

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gregle 07.09.12 2:16pm
gregle
Bugs still causing trouble for Yosemite

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19514367...

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Haywood Manley 07.09.12 2:15pm
Haywood Manley
New reality show launches called "Things you never see on TV" 0
Dumbnews 07.09.12 1:57pm
Dumbnews
Dyslexic Yorkshireman accidentally buys a cat flap 11
Smart Alex 07.09.12 1:33pm
Oxbridge
Prince Harry 'Can't Wait to Fuck Up the Taliban'

Fun-loving Prince Harry has started an amusing war of words with the Taleban after his deployment to Afghanistan as an Apache Chopper Pilot., Harry turned to Twitter to taunt the Taleban, promising...

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daneade 07.09.12 12:03pm
daneade
Heir Hunters to be called in to find the Olympic Legacy. 0
Ian Searle 07.09.12 11:52am
Ian Searle
Con men 'a complete con' 0
Oxbridge 07.09.12 11:41am
Oxbridge
UK's poor disability access prevents Cameroon athlete repeat in Paralympics 0
quango 07.09.12 11:16am
quango
Deaf, dumb and blind kid wins pinball gold for GB 6
Actual Size 07.09.12 9:11am
JohnA
Nick Clegg to address empty Auditorium for Lib Dem conference

The Lib Dem's today have announced that Nick Clegg will emulate his action movie hero at this years Lib Dem conference and address and empty auditorium "Apparently Clint Eastwood had an argument...

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simonjmr 07.09.12 8:19am
Sinnick
Couples with 'boring sex' to be permitted more breaks under EU ruling

more soon. sorry but I am going to have to do something with this one:, clicky ->...

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Squudge 07.09.12 8:15am
Squudge
Dyslexic man's joy short lived...

When he realises what his girlfriend's note actually said was that she 'fancies Alan'...

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Smart Alex 07.09.12 8:05am
Smart Alex
Cabinet reshuffle: Ken Clarke and Baroness Warsi shift to 'Kitchen Cabinet' role

Ken Clarke is stepping down as Justice Secretary and moved to become 'Minister without Portfolio but with a Trolley' by David Cameron as part of a wide-ranging reshuffle. Conservative Party co-chair...

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pinxit 07.09.12 7:53am
pinxit
BBC TV comedy Citizen Khan hailed as 'final proof' that time-travel is possible

more soon. Unfortunately...

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dvo4fun 07.09.12 5:36am
arthurminnit