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Yorkshire rhubarb hit by E-bygum outbreak 1
beau-jolly 3 years
Max Mosley wishes to be hospitalised in Bristol whenever he's ill 0
simonjmr 3 years
Snow White treated for Gigantism 1
3 years

Surely this has been done before...

Fresh corruption allegations as FIFA allow Swiss to field 38 players 3
3 years

There was further accusations of corruption in FIFA today, as it was announced that the team from Switzerland will be allowed to field 38 players in their Euro 2012 qualifier against England. A...

Andy Murray shows energy of a teenager as he gets an unexpected semi 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Clegg lands extra Cabinet Post as Cucumber Czar. 2
Al OPecia 3 years
Black man’s 58-year jail-avoidance world record attempt ends in disappointment 11
Qoxiivi 3 years

Former Tory peer, Lord Taylor, yesterday failed in his bid to become the first black man, living within the UK, to go their whole life without being jailed at least once. Speaking to reporters at...

Investigation launched after no-one dies in mass fight 0
Mrblacker 3 years

The Independent Police Complaints Commission has started an investigation after no-one died during a mass brawl in Coventry city centre. Up to 300 people were involved in a series of running street...

Kids shock local newspaper by showing no desire in skatepark 0
jimiedge 3 years

A local newspaper was denied a front page exclusive this week after a group of youths declared that they had 'lots to do' and said they 'didn't really need' a skatepark. 'Something's very wrong'...

New course in Neurophysiology described as a 'Know Brainer' 0
ronseal 3 years
Olympic ticket applicant happy with compensation prize of Walnut Whip 0
ronseal 3 years
Daily Express already investigating Duchess of Cambridge’s death 0
dogwheels 3 years

The Daily Express newspaper has said it will not rest until it discovers the truth about the death of Kate, Duchess of Cambridge. Although the newly-married royal is still alive, the paper‘s...

Chinese FA suggest using a steroid cream for FIFA election delay 1
charlies_hat 3 years
'Shocking' LibDem abuse condemned 5
bonjonelson 3 years

A pattern of abuse in the heart of Government uncovered by BBC Panorama has been condemned as "shocking" by health professionals. Conseratives in Westminster were filmed punching and slapping Lib...

Castlebeck issues profits warning after local authority raid... 0
DiY 3 years

..'nuff said...

Alan Titchmarsh "is Fern Britton" Shock 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

In a shock revelation last night it was confirmed that Alan Titchmarsh has been leading a double life as his alter ego, Fern Britton. Organisers of the Chipping Camden Floral Society made the...

Space shuttle to be sold to webuyanyshuttle.com 3
virtuallywill 3 years

NASA announced today that the Shuttle Endeavour will be sold through online car dealer webuyanycar.com., The American space agency said that the ease of online trading, the generous quote and the...

Blatter to celebrate victory by putting jacket over head and running around 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Somali Pirates Hijack Mersey Ferry 7
Dick Everyman 3 years

A passenger ferry crossing from Liverpool to Birkenhead was stormed by Somali pirates last night with more than thirty passengers and crew on board. The Manchester Ship Canal is now on full alert...

Germans urgently investigating zee coli bug 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Surprise as FIFA presidency goes to ... Qatar. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Sepp Blatter stunned 'they all told me I had their support'...

Ryan Air offers to allow liquids on to planes if it can charge for them 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Qatar comes top in 2012 closing ceremony and 100 metres ticket ballots 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Humiliation and abuse of vulnerable unacceptable outside radio studios says BBC 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Michael Owen signs one year benchwarming deal. More soon. 1
MC One R 3 years
Disappointment for Camilla on finding the Hay Festival is about books not food 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Care home abuse complaints soar, like a beautiful eagle 2
virtuallywill 3 years

Four people who were arrested for alleged care home abuse have complained of police brutality on release from custody., Three policemen, a female officer and a police dog all claim that they have...

Supermarkets to crack down on disabled customers using BMW parking bays 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
5 stars outbreak as more Newsbiscuit writers award themselves top marks 19
Mr Payne 3 years

5 stars for this post, naturally...

FIFA vote by 372 to 17 not to postpone the election as all 189 votes are in 0
virtuallywill 3 years

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