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William Order of Thistle 'not nepotistic & economically essential' says his mum 3
cinquecento 05.07.12 8:01pm
cinquecento
Bob Diamond sets off smirk alarms at Select Committee hearing

More I love Barclays soon...

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Scroat 05.07.12 7:28pm
Al OPecia
Drugs tests for Olympic fans planned

"Spectator-enhancing drugs" will be the subject of random searches at all Olympic venues, organisers confirmed tonight. "It's simply not fair on the vast majority of fans who don't use drugs and...

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nickb 05.07.12 7:24pm
nickb
Air France crash ‘dead people at fault’ investigation finds 0
newbietryer 05.07.12 5:13pm
newbietryer
John Lydon keeps his language clean but promotes butter on Question Time

Alternatively, John Lydon calls Louise Mensch " a dirty f@@cking f@@cker" on question time to celebrate 35 years since Bill Grundy appeareance More soon...

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simonjmr 05.07.12 3:55pm
dvo4fun
Harry Redknapp favourite to replace Rangers in SPL 0
seymour totti 05.07.12 3:29pm
seymour totti
BBC Sports journo's shame after pronouncing difficult foreign name perfectly. 0
Drylaw 05.07.12 3:05pm
Drylaw
Middleton Entourage Commandeer Cliff Richard's Wimbledon Seats

Friends of tennis fan, Cliff Richard, revealed the star was in tears last night after desperate Wimbledon officials were forced to hijack his traditional VIP box seats. Sir Cliff, has lost his...

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05.07.12 3:01pm
Drylaw
South Korea unveils 'philosophical' whaling proposal

South Korea has today put forward the case for further whaling based upon philosophical arguments, principally Schroedingers thought experiments. South Korea have argued that only by continued...

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simonjmr 05.07.12 2:00pm
simonjmr
Makers of SPAM concede email advertising is "destined to fail" 3
grumblechops 05.07.12 1:59pm
beau-jolly
MoD's to reduce personnel "So they can all fit on one French Aircraft Carrier" 0
dvo4fun 05.07.12 11:49am
dvo4fun
Bob Diamond's Interview Transcript

Bob Diamond has already re-applied for his old job at Barclays plc. Shortly after pre-screening, he was granted a first-round interview with HR. Our sources were fortunate enough to be given...

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journalismredefined 05.07.12 11:17am
Salmon of Knowledge
Police accused of overreaction to smoking on a bus 0
medici2471 05.07.12 11:13am
medici2471
New report says consultants Must State the Bleeding Obvious.

Analysts, gurus and management consultants have been urged to state the bleeding obvious more often. Ideally they should they something blindingly basic, restate it a slightly different way that...

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ronseal 05.07.12 11:02am
ronseal
Spain's David Ferrer downgraded to Valencian

See what I've done there?...

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grumblechops 05.07.12 10:11am
grumblechops
Police begin crackdown on Pot Noodle use with M6 Coach sting 0
Screenie 05.07.12 10:11am
Screenie
German author has misfortune-lit smash hit with 50 Schadens of Freude

Like any Hannover housewife, Heike Muller liked to amuse her friends with stories about the misfortunes of others. They became so popular she began to jot them down for her friends and family. Pretty...

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ronseal 05.07.12 10:02am
ronseal
Diamond tips

Don't get caught, Don't eat yellow snow, Never admit responsibility, Cavendish to win stage 4 of 2012 Tour de France, Decoy to win the 4.40 at Kempton More tips soon...

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simonjmr 05.07.12 9:23am
simonjmr
Diamond : Should have known better.....

Baddum tsch. obscure musical pun for the older readers...

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MADJEZ 05.07.12 9:09am
jimmydodger
UK suffering from exceptional bad weather vows Cameron

David Cameron has made an official statement denying that the UK is actually sinking fast under the Cameron government, he states that the huge amount of rain that has fallen over the past weeks is...

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Timerman 05.07.12 8:29am
Timerman
Olympic torch fans like moths to a flame 0
button 05.07.12 8:23am
button
Olympic grimacing world rocked by cheating allegations.

The were  long faces at the Olympic  Grimacing Association  HQ as reports emerged of athletes in the sport  getting "special training" from drama schools and acting coaches. "The events should...

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nickb 05.07.12 8:04am
V Riddoch
Trident to be used to deter unofficial use of Olympic logos

South Luffenham public library has been threatened with thermonuclear extinction if it does not remove it's book display on 'The Olympics' by Thursday tea time. Trident, initially designed to be...

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woodymellor 05.07.12 8:03am
nickb
John Major launches autobiography, One Shade of Grey 2
V Riddoch 05.07.12 8:02am
V Riddoch
Daily Mail asks: Is Higgs Boson hidden cause of obesity? 0
bonjonelson 05.07.12 8:00am
bonjonelson
Daily Mail calls for 150 Thousand 'overstayers' to be sent back to Migrantia 1
dvo4fun 05.07.12 7:42am
Perks
"Don't call me a hero" says man who wrestled rhea

A man who helped recapture an escaped rhea in a village outside Ipswich has admitted he had no idea it was an escaped pet at the time, admitting he "just fancied having a go at something that big."...

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grumblechops 05.07.12 1:50am
Very Little Else
Stay of Execution for Murray's Return to "Scottish"

No doubt not for long...

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The All New Jeni B 04.07.12 10:51pm
The All New Jeni B
British Olympic Team officials target 48 OBEs 3
04.07.12 10:41pm
Ironduke
Dr Who and The Who to be in Who's Who?. 0
nickb 04.07.12 9:55pm
nickb