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Computer gremlins hit nb contributor and force quick ticker to resolve issue 0
Basil_B 3 years
William's absence due to royal wedding blamed for late rescue of injured hiker 0
Basil_B 3 years

Just one week after his wedding, Prince William has been embroiled in his first controvesy as he's been blamed for the late rescue of a hiker from Mount Snowdon in Snowdonia National Park. 'I don't...

Initial stroke leads to sex, coffee and blowing nose 2
simonjmr 3 years
Andy Murray's Wimbledon preparations on track 3
Pinhead 3 years

as the dour frisp gets hammered in Madrid...

1st celestial virgin sells Osama sex-romp story to Fortean Times. 0
Qoxiivi 3 years

More soon With a hat-tip to all those posters going on about the whole 72 virgins thing...

'No sign of him yet' say 72 expectant virgins 3
pinxit 3 years
Weight Watchers refuse to talk about elephants in the room. 2
Stan Laurel 3 years
SETI axed. To be replaced by Search for Human Intelligence on Terra. More soon 0
martin2381 3 years
Lib Dems now less electable than Al-Qaeda, survey shows. More soon. 1
MC One R 3 years
Apple to release Touch Toilet 0
mookwaar 3 years

Always looking to expand and improve technology in different areas Apple today announced it was moving into the sanitary business by implementing a new touch toilet, the iPoo. Steve Jobs talking at...

AV fails first past the post test in first past the post voting 0
4ty2 3 years

British voters are highly trained individuals capable if binary thinking. They are not designed to be capable of thinking further than a simple binary process and more complex thinking processes have...

The evolution of the Rhino's thick skin due to constant Croc wear 0
simonjmr 3 years
Lib Dems find out the true meaning of "Alternative Vote". More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
WWF urges 'Adopt a Lib Dem Councillor'. Now rarer than an uncooked panda steak. 0
wallster 3 years
UK electorate accidentally vote in favour of Alternate Voting system. 4
Deacon 3 years

Tories to govern Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays, Labour Tuesdays and Wednesdays., Lib Dems get graveyard weekend shift...

Liberal Democrat candidate found dead before local elections... 0
Screenie 3 years

'got off lightly,' claims Nick Clegg...

Blair lived unnoticed in UK for over 20 years - UN demands inquiry 0
Scroat 3 years

Or something similar. And before you all get upset, it's a joke, right?...

Nick Clegg refusing to release images of the corpse of Neil Hamilton 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Speedophile steals kids swimming trucks, more soon 4
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

or is 'Spaedophile steals kids trucks, more soon' better?...

'Mars reclaim £25m Bounty found in Osama compound, more soon' - 2 45
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

Thoughts please. What about? 'Mars reclaim £25m Bounty now Osama has true taste of paradise, more soon' 'Wasps swarming around £25m Bounty revealed location of Osmama compound, more soon'...

Beatles really were bigger than Jesus, claims weights and measures expert. 0
Deacon 3 years

And there were four of them...

Coffee, sex AND blowing your nose likely to lead to bad stains on your carpet... 0
Screenie 3 years
Report says mass cull of Liberal councillors may not have been necessary 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Nick Clegg changes name by deed poll to Kick Clegg 0
Scroat 3 years

More bad news soon. You can count on it...

Prince of Darkness 'still sulking' after Royal Wedding snub 0
Scroat 3 years
US moved quickly to assassinate Bin Laden before he could appoint Andy Coulson 0
ronseal 3 years

Osama Bin Laden may have been about to appoint a new director of communications, intelligence sources have revealed. If the new brand strategist had been appointed, Bin Laden would have been given an...

US admits that water boarding is not an effective method of torture 1
Speckled_Jim 3 years

Senior CIA staff admitted today that Water boarding would no longer be used as a method of interrogation. It had been thought an effective way of getting information from Al Qaeda until a senior...

world leaders declare world a safer place now Osama isn't any more 0
4ty2 3 years

to state in the same sentence to stay vigilant as acts of terrorism to avenge his death are highly likely...

Miami Dolphins reprimanded for taking credit for Osama killing 1
simonjmr 3 years
Germany claim World War One victory under last man standing rules 2
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

Hours after the death of Claud Choules the last known WW1 combat veteran was announced, the German chancellor Angela Merkel wheeled out 112 year old Otto Bitzer a former infantry man from Munich and...