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BBC launch 'Newsnightie' in bid to monetize bedtime current affairs output

The BBC is to merchandise dedicated news and current affairs sleepware using branding around the flagship programme Newsnight. The Newsnightie, available in a choice of styles, including Jeremy...

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nickb 12.11.12 8:37am
Gerontius
Trinny and Susannah trapped on yacht; refuse to send up flairs

More follows...

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apepper 02.04.12 1:06pm
apepper
Government to install David Cameron telescreens in every home

The British public have expressed delight at plans to introduce 24-hour surveillance telescreens into their homes that will beam out the massive face of David Cameron. ‘We were planning to...

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Ludicity 02.04.12 8:55pm
Iscariot
Blackburn v Man Utd game to go ahead despite Gael Givet ankle injury

The football family was rocked again today with the news that Blackburn fullback Gael Givet will not be available for tonight's game, as his ankle injury has failed to clear up. His manager Steve...

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grottymonty 02.04.12 6:51pm
grottymonty
Titanic Movie set to become a musical, dancing on ice set to be performed soon.. 0
wilkieone 02.04.12 12:22pm
wilkieone
FSA to investigate misuse of Derivatives on statirical website 0
3zincold 02.04.12 11:35am
3zincold
Cameron set to Direct Belgrano sinking epic " A Night to be on Holiday" 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 11:25am
Scronnyglonkle
Dumfries & Galloway Council to drop Galloway form its name after Bradford spring 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 11:18am
Scronnyglonkle
New Anemia Monopoly set "does not contain Iron" 0
seymour totti 02.04.12 10:55am
seymour totti
Cameron forgets to remember

Prime Minister David Cameron took time out from his Easter holiday today to mark the 30th anniversary of the start of the Falklands War. "Today is a day for commemoration and reflection: a day to...

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medici2471 02.04.12 11:10am
Scronnyglonkle
Tory MP Discovered In Middle Of Writers' Room......

..Checking for anti-Tory chatter, or just 'dogging'?...

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Jesse Bigg 02.04.12 10:36am
Jesse Bigg
Nation celebrates that the word "Yomp" never caught on 0
Tomfinger 02.04.12 10:25am
Tomfinger
U.S. Coast Guard rescues British Round the World Yacht Race Pedalo 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 10:22am
Scronnyglonkle
Miliband Launches new Labour Troll campaign 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 10:18am
Scronnyglonkle
Noel Edmonds Troll is revealed as Cheggers

Noel Edmonds Facebook Troll has been outed as none other than his former “go to guy” Keith “Cheggers” Chegwin., Police initially thought the hit had on Mr. Edmonds had been ordered by rogue...

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Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 10:12am
Scronnyglonkle
Inventor of the year plans to develop even smaller units of time. 2
weematt 02.04.12 1:00pm
bonjonelson
Yoda and Black Eyed Peas leader "Will he is" in eternal introduction spiral

"May I introduce myself Master? Will.i.am at your service!", "Welcome Will he is", "Will.i.am?", Welcome "Will he is", "Will.i.am" etc More soon...

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simonjmr 02.04.12 9:55am
simonjmr
Moonpig disappointed in international sales of Falklands Anniversary range 0
pere floza 02.04.12 9:50am
pere floza
Poultry farm chicken deaths "natural causes" and no fowl play suspected 0
simonjmr 02.04.12 9:20am
simonjmr
Daily Mail to use foriegn workers to open Readers Letters

"It's an outrage", says one reader...

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Scronnyglonkle 02.04.12 9:05am
Scronnyglonkle
Tony Smith from Derby emails his mum complaining about new internet snooping law 0
bonjonelson 02.04.12 9:03am
bonjonelson
Jesus loses 'Masterchef - The Deities' final - loaves & fishes dish disappoints

Jesus loses in 'Masterchef - The Deities' final following disappointing 'loaves and fishes' dish[u] Fans of the BBC's popular 'Masterchef - The Deities' series were left reeling last night as...

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ianslat 03.04.12 9:27pm
Textbook
Met Office advises, "Don't eat it", in snow warning 'Yellow Alert'. 0
HenroPlod 02.04.12 7:01am
HenroPlod
Jocky Wilson put to rest in authentic Viking burial

Former darts world champion Jocky Wilson, who died last week, was today put to rest at sea in the traditional Viking fashion, strapped to a burning longboat surrounded with flaming barrels of tar,...

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Gong of Fur 03.04.12 7:05am
dvo4fun
Graffiti artist draws criticism 20
Dumbnews 03.04.12 1:50pm
rickwestwell
leading mortgage provider challenged over unhealthy kitchen..

told the Dettol do you good! (the debt will do you good)...

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Leopold Gasket 02.04.12 8:49am
brbinstead
leading website developer challenged on cleanliness of website animations..

told to use Flash liquid! (Flash = tool for creating website animations)...

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Leopold Gasket 03.04.12 6:19am
nickb
leading bathroom cleaner manufacturer challenges sports masseur..

apparently she Mister Muscle! (missed a muscle)...

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Leopold Gasket 02.04.12 8:51am
brbinstead
Unlucky Man Has All His Christmases Come At Once

"To have all your Christmases come at once" has long been an expression which means to experience an event of extreme luck or happiness. However, Nito Chivukuvuku would say otherwise. Native to an...

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Textbook 01.04.12 11:15pm
Username
Floater lingerage? Need panning or more on the trots?

Haha! Yes, that’s right from old china. Flap lid, one foot, swirling of filth. Gurgle not wanted, craft escaping, fowl wreakage! Can it cause gagging?...

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youbuyitnow 03.04.12 10:15am
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