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America apologises to President Kharzai for burning Afghanistan 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Scientists discover first non-psychiatric patient who finds Noel Fielding funny 0
JohnA 3 years

Definitely a Nobel Prize for that...

Clapitoil Secretcorns ... Political Correctness gone mad ? 8
Gourd Almighty 3 years

.. Edited on the advice of a wiser head than mine...

A million ex-private sector pensioners to have houses frozen for another year 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Somalis claim they have 'no choice' but to take part in Talk Like a Pirate Day 4
Haywood Manley 3 years
Vicar loses Sunday working case 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tributes continue to pour in for Whitney Houston... 0
quango 3 years

"She made Amy Winehouse look like a pussy", muses one fan, a 13 year girl from New Jersey. More soon...

Too many blockbuster remakes "stiffling" originality in porn films 7
simonjmr 3 years

The 2012 Awards season will climax in six weeks time when the Porn Industry OscHards are awarded, but an industry insider and Executive Producer for many adult movies, claims that remakes of...

Greece offers to bail out RBS 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Porn industry’s embarrassing association with Richard Branson finally ended 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Redhead Virgin playboy wins rights to domain name 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Flat-screen television sets ‘destroying our natural habitat’, claim poltergeists 10
Gary Stanton 3 years

People intending to purchase a modern flat screen television or fancy new plasma screen should take a long hard look at themselves if they care in the slightest about having their family terrorised...

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to apply for academy status. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Adele angry at TV Biz "suits" for interrupting her list of Music Biz "suits" 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Manchester City face complaint over 'You're not incredible' chants 0
HenryMJUK 3 years

Manchester City face complaint over 'You're not incredible' chants aimed at Porto striker Hulk I'm a massive fan of Lou Ferrigno and I love Kermit - to say they are my role models is an...

Hacked off investment bankers to pool their bonuses and build Death Star. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Customer surprised at legitimate feel of mobile phone unlocking shop. 0
dandare70 3 years
Sunday Times readers demand Piers Morgan as new war correspondent 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Gypsy moths evicted from butterfly farm 1
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
James Corden to play baddy in new version of Girl, Interrupted 1
ronseal 3 years
David Cameron pledges to 'crush' racism in football through the medium of rap 0
simonjmr 3 years

David Cameron, flanked by former players including Graeme Le Saux and John Barnes, praised the fantastic progress in overcoming racism in mainstream British sport. Mr Cameron and Barnes then went...

“Big Rain” nickname for Manchester not Catching on 1
paddyparkinson 3 years

A new nickname for the city of Manchester has failed to spread into everyone’s daily slang. The name was started by Dennis Thorpe, who started to call the city of the Manchester “The Big Rain”...

Lib-Dems to offer membership fee rebates after widespread policy mis-selling. 2
ianrbland 3 years

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Barratt Homes owners to be officially classified as "Travellers" 0
yussle 3 years
Florists slam cyclist road safety initiative 'Bad for business, bad for Britain' 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Women window cleaners storm about glass ceiling 0
apepper 3 years

Hundreds of female window cleaners have complained about the glass ceiling in their industry; "Whoever thought of that needs their head testing.", complained Wendy Lean...

Legumes arrested in nitrogen fixing scandal 7
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Probe into abortion claims 0
ianrbland 3 years

The Department of Health launches an inquiry into claims that doctors agreed to carry out abortions on the grounds the the baby was ginger. More soon...

Silicon valley running out of things to do with the Internet 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Breakthrough technology modernizes building demolition industry 0
Dumbnews 3 years