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Prostitutes deny palming off clients with inferior service during the recession 2
Scroat 3 years

More coming oh yes oh yes, yes yes...

12 Dead due to Wikipedia blackout, final toll not yet known 0
Dan Strait 3 years

Now in its 13th hour, The blackout of the [url=]English Wikipedia[/url] is proving to have catastrophic consequences. The first victim at 05:00 (GMT) was delivery driver Alex...

Parrot sellers in anti-piracy protest 0
apepper 3 years

Purveyors of parrots are protesting against proposed anti-piracy laws...

Boris Island: book now for this latest must-visit holiday destination 0
Clarky 3 years

Any takers?...

Top Gear defend 'cerebral palsy motor skills' special 4
charlies_hat 3 years
And the band played 'Nearer My Giglio to Thee' 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Bullied Children Advised To Recite Poetry At Bullies. 1
sredni vashta 3 years
Employee suspended for saying ‘Happy New Year’ after Firm’s 12 Day deadline 10
Stan 3 years

After automatically saying “Happy New Year” to everyone he had spoken to for the first time since 31st December, office worker Jon Knowles thought nothing of greeting his first caller of the day...

Maths Doc invents bullshit formula for getting bullshit formulas into the news 11
Golgo13 3 years

After years of attention-hungry maths boffins having hit-and-miss success getting nonsense formulas for 'most depressing day of the year', 'female beauty' and 'Christmas happiness' into the mass...

Standards Laboratory re-calibrates Labour leader as Nanoband 1
DorsetBoy 3 years

Pico, atto, femto And no, they are not lost Marx Brothers...

Elgar Country declares independence 2
Immunis 3 years

In the latest surprise move for the devolution of the UK, Elgar Country otherwise known as the apple orchards near Malvern has declared independence from the UK crown and government. Though not all...

BAFTA nominated silent film could see an end to cinema ban on mobile phones 4
ronseal 3 years

Uncivil libertarians were cock a hoop last night, after the British Academy of Film and Television Arts nominated The Artist, a silent movie, for an award. "At last, the powers that be have come to...

Scientologists admit: "We've been had." 0
hughesroland 3 years

"Holy shit, did we really believe this crap for all these years?" That was the comment yesterday, expressed by Scientology leader Derrick Holmes, that forced millions of Scientologists to admit "I...

Yachting becomes the new Rock(s) & Roll 0
victimms 3 years
Ted Heath's Cancelled Folly Makes A Comeback..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.As Smarmy and Boris and mates can't be bothered to drive up to Luton...

Curious schoolboy asks mother: "Why do oysters look like vaginas?" 1
hughesroland 3 years
Wikipedia blackout forces hundreds of journalists to phone-in sick 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Oil discovered in Mitt Romney, armed forces despatched to secure the area. 0
simonjmr 3 years
Police investigate RAM raid at computer chip factory. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

"We're running out of memory" says spokesman...

After watching Stargazing Live, BNP bans members from 'entering black holes' 0
Perks 3 years
Nick Griffin to black up for 24 hours in protest at US anti-piracy laws 0
Skylarking 3 years

More soon mammy...

Armed forces redundancies error sees next-of-kin informed first 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Little support for another Boris Johnson 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Lib Dems back joint enterprise reforms 0
roybland 3 years
Sherlock's death just a trick of the camera, claims ITV 0
Griffin 3 years
Scrap dealers urged to be vigilant after thieves target Vince Cable 2
dvo4fun 3 years

More soon (has this been done before?)...

Post apocalypse goes missing in sorting office 2
ronseal 3 years

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have spent another frustrating day on the phone line to the Royal Mail, as they seek compensation for their lost in the post apocalypse. "It's so bloody...

Hitting rocks off Giglio Porto 'not as good' as hitting an Atlantic iceberg 0
roybland 3 years

The wrecking of the cruise ship Concordia cannot be compared to the sinking of the Titanic according to people who might want to make a blockbuster film about the disaster. 'It's just not in the...

Geek reports ant infestation of keyboard now under CTRL 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

(slightly plagiarised from Failbook but worth posting)...

Cameron swings... 0
Hugh Nose 3 years

Behind plans for a new, privately funded royal yacht, national newspaper reported "David Cameron has swung". Clegg apparently to steer the ship as search for replacement commences...