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Pistorius could easily jump bail, claim prosecutors

Sports fans say he will bounce back...

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MikeF 21.02.13 4:25pm
MikeF
GPS malfunction to blame for Giro d'Italia starting in Belfast 0
custard cream 21.02.13 3:42pm
custard cream
Cameron embarks on star studded apologies tour

David Cameron has embarked on a major apologies tour of former Commonwealth and British colonies whilst sealing new deals in the UK’s booming entertainment industry. Dubbed the Ain’t...

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Dick Everyman 21.02.13 3:32pm
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Jedward forbid Ed Miliband from liking their music

First rate stuff Truebiscuit. Fuck me, that's a good one...

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Truebiscuit 21.02.13 3:29pm
custard cream
Radiant Kate unfazed by odd creature

The Palace is delighted to report that the Duchess of Cambridge is completely untroubled by recent unflattering statements. "Consider the source" Kate is reported to have murmured "it is a bit like...

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Squudge 21.02.13 2:54pm
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Hampshire woman survives nocturnal micturition incident again. Police baffled. 5
FlashArry 21.02.13 2:41pm
The All New Jeni B
Archaeologists discover historical incident not yet apologised for 0
sydalg 21.02.13 2:36pm
sydalg
Woman who injected duck DNA into her breasts has a 'Quacking pair of tits' 4
antharrison 21.02.13 2:34pm
JonnyJP
Ben Fogel's drink spiked with LSD but doesn't jump out window, wife devastated 1
jenlon 21.02.13 2:31pm
JonnyJP
Pistorius defence seeks Pryce jurors 2
sydalg 21.02.13 2:10pm
sydalg
Pryce jury latest : Pretoria transfer quashed 1
FlashArry 21.02.13 2:08pm
sydalg
Prince Phillip only insults one Filipino during visit, Ambassador is outraged 0
jenlon 21.02.13 12:49pm
jenlon
US face uncertain future and loss of purpose over “Who Will We Invade Next” 0
jenlon 21.02.13 12:47pm
jenlon
PM's brain stolen on India trip

no-one notices http://m0.ttxm.co.uk/images/feeds/pa/news/2013/02/21/460x259/N0431061361406506040A.jpg...

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riesler 21.02.13 11:39am
riesler
South African plan for criminals to run their own trials "success"

It's been revealed that the trial of Oscar Pistorius is one of a pilot scheme where the entire case is run by criminals. Not only is the lead officer under suspicion of murder, the judge, jury and...

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apepper 21.02.13 11:18am
apepper
Politicians demand pulse test for jurors in wake of Pryce trial 0
sydalg 21.02.13 10:43am
sydalg
Vicky Pryce voted Britain's sexiest Greek-born economist 0
sydalg 21.02.13 10:40am
sydalg
ISO to introduce 'Pryce-Jurist' as standard unit of idiocy 0
FlashArry 21.02.13 9:11am
FlashArry
Boss of failing Axminster company to face boardroom carpeting

aye thankyou, suppose I better get back to work now...

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Scronnyglonkle 21.02.13 8:56am
Scronnyglonkle
Pryce Trial film to be called 12 Simple Men 0
Scronnyglonkle 21.02.13 8:54am
Scronnyglonkle
South African Police defend their "Takes one to know one" investigative method 0
Scronnyglonkle 21.02.13 8:51am
Scronnyglonkle
Chancellor Introduce's Tax On Superfluou's Apostrophe's

See what I did there?...

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Titus 21.02.13 8:45am
Titus
Outcry As Tax Payers Money Spent on Anger Management Classes for Super Villains

It has been revealed that the hall in the Kentish village of Barton Hazeldene is being used for a twice-weekly anger management course exclusive to super villains. Towering psychopaths such as the...

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Carter 21.02.13 8:31am
Sinnick
Revealed: 10 questions put by jury to judge in Vicky Pryce trial

Extracts from the trial of Chris Huhne's former wife reveal the jury asked the following questions:, - Who are you?, - Who am I?, - Are we there yet?, - Why are you wearing a wig?, - Who is that...

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custard cream 21.02.13 7:55am
Squudge
Tony Blair appeared during daylight again, raising hopes for a cure for Vampires 1
jenlon 21.02.13 7:53am
Squudge
European Monetary Fund places order for Clone Army with secretive North Korea 0
jenlon 21.02.13 3:18am
jenlon
Chris Huhne Appeals Verdict on Grounds That "Jury Was Clearly Crap" 0
Titus 21.02.13 1:25am
Titus
Your life could depend on your bedtime routine

Oscar’s Checklist: [s]Close bathroom window[/s], [s]Switch off electric fan[/s], [s]Close balcony doors[/s], [s]Switch on burglar alarm[/s], Load 9 mm Parabellum pistol, Remove prosthetic...

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lane-avenger 20.02.13 11:50pm
lane-avenger
Pistorius police witness claims: "She did call him a pleb" 0
PeterB 20.02.13 11:32pm
PeterB
Pistorius to get beReevament councilling

Still king of the puns!...

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lane-avenger 20.02.13 10:57pm
lane-avenger