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Husband killed by wife after lighting Yankee candles during power cut.

A woman killed her husband after a furious row about him lighting the Yankee candles during a power cut. Carol Rees was “upset and furious” that husband, Tony Rees lit the expensive candles...

carlosmanwelly 12.02.14 7:06pm
Environment Agency orders surplus stocks of boil plasters. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 12.02.14 6:59pm
Al OPecia
Hosepipe ban lifted. 0
Maverick 12.02.14 6:52pm
Pickles to save Somerset with sacks full of humbug. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 12.02.14 6:51pm
Al OPecia
Cute kitten video posted on Youtube fails to become viral hit.

The video entitled “Cute kitten plays with ball of wool” has only been viewed 17 times since it was uploaded to Youtube over a year ago. In the video uploaded by Marion Hopkins, the cute tabby...

carlosmanwelly 12.02.14 6:40pm
Prince Charles- "Endless reign is so depressing"

"We are not amused" says Queen...

GingerClive 12.02.14 6:38pm
readers questions : does Bird flu swim?

asks Somerset Broilers Club...

Robert Koch 12.02.14 6:24pm
Robert Koch
In Holyhead, Hoylake and Heysham hurricanes have happened

.I'm looking at my roof tile as I write...

Scronnyglonkle 12.02.14 6:05pm
Troops sent back to Middle East as UK runs out of sand

British troops are on standby to re-invade Middle East countries if Tory heartland runs out of sandbags warns PM., Plans to invade Afghanistan and Iraq are being drawn up by MOD, bulldozers used to...

Gerontius 12.02.14 5:53pm
64'000 homes are without power in Wales, 500 more than normal. 0
Bigglesworth 12.02.14 5:52pm
Shock scientific discovery.

A ten year study by Oxford University has confirmed the shock news that rivers do actually flood into flood plains. The National house building federation said that these "were vicious rumours spread...

Bismarck 12.02.14 4:55pm
Glastonbury 2014 line up announced.

Wet Wet Wet., Mud., The Beach Boys., Katrina and the waves., Flock of Seagulls., The Waterboys., more soon...

Zen 12.02.14 4:38pm
Midfield Diamond
Labour to inter remains of Denis Howell to appease rain gods

Back in 1976, he was the known as the Minister for Drought...

custard cream 12.02.14 3:07pm
Midfield Diamond
World Cup Mascots close to extinction

As the Brazilian Government agrees to fund the conservation of their three-banded armadillo, Fuleco, environmentalists have warned that previous mascots may have already died out. Evidence has...

Wrenfoe 12.02.14 2:57pm
Man sues supermarket over lack of lifeguards in car park. 0
GingerClive 12.02.14 2:56pm
Cameron announces flood response from 10 Drowning Street. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 12.02.14 2:37pm
Al OPecia
B&Q Launch New Range Of DIY Ark Kits

Scope for a more elaborate story here I think. Possibly relating to ark-tic weather? New homes to be designed by ark-itects? (Loved Matt's recent cartoon, by the way - pairs of animals boarding...

Titus 12.02.14 2:18pm
Somali Pirates Battle with Cannibal Rats In Thames Valley

[Hat tip to pinxit]...

Titus 12.02.14 2:13pm
Breaking Wind Alert: Red in Some Lower Areas and Spreading

That's bloody uncomfortable...

BewsNiscuit 12.02.14 2:04pm
Taliban Chief Accepts British Surrender

The British forces today followed government orders and staged a tactical withdrawal from Afghanistan. Speaking from Downing Street the PM stated that it was that or reintroducing conscription...

Ian Collier 12.02.14 1:46pm
Cameron: "Not that money. That money was for a rainy day... Oh ... bollocks" 0
Not Amused 12.02.14 1:19pm
Not Amused
Sanjeev Bhaskar to host Bhangra Relief to aid Berkshire flood victims 0
custard cream 12.02.14 1:16pm
custard cream
'Millions more should take Statins', say pharmaceutical companies 0
Electrelane 12.02.14 1:15pm
'Money no object now that rich people are affected', confirms Cameron

Biting satire! My name's Ben Elton, good night!...

custard cream 12.02.14 1:08pm
custard cream
Shirley Temple Recently Alive

The world was shocked today to learn that early 20th Century child star Shirley Temple was alive as recently as 24 hours ago. Ms Temple, who was "famous" for starring in saccharine black and white...

Grover 12.02.14 12:58pm
Bracknell UKIP demand relaxation on quotas for Bulgarian Sandbaggers. 0
Ref Minor 12.02.14 12:52pm
Ref Minor
Plans for Somerset levels leaked

Plans to rebrand the Somerset levels as "Tom Daly World" were hotly denied by the government this morning.In a spectacular climb down, the spokesman said" We are looking at a range of solutions, a...

Bismarck 12.02.14 12:30pm
Woman whisked away for surprise Valentines weekend by gang of masked kidnappers

Just hours before Valentines Day, a delighted 43-year-old woman was swept off her feet and whisked away to a secret weekend retreat by a delegation of tall, smartly dressed men wearing balaclavas and...

Long Distance Clara 12.02.14 12:28pm
Environment Agency's drinks party in a brewery is a total shambles 0
John Wiltshire 12.02.14 12:05pm
John Wiltshire
Ravi Singh to replace Lord Smith as Head OF Environment Agency

A youtube video of Ravi Singh in action on the Somerset Levels went viral yesterday, and a Facebook campaign was set up to appoint him as Head of the Environment Agency. This morning it emerged that...

Starchy 12.02.14 11:53am