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Tourette Man to be Voice of London's Tube during Olympics

London Underground have chosen a Tourette's syndrome sufferer to voice all their station and train announcements throughout the two weeks of this year's Summer Olympics. In conjunction with the...

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pinxit 06.04.12 10:50am
pinxit
Olympic cycling ticket row. Hoy and dad to ride tandem with baby seat 2
weematt 06.04.12 6:25pm
weematt
Londoners in shock as only 10 Met officers accused of racism. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 06.04.12 4:55pm
writinginbsl
Ryanair to roll out 'Big Dipper' flights.

After a successful test flight over Germany Ryanair are to go ahead with their combined flight and fairground ride concept. The test flight has entered the Guinness Book of Records for the ride with...

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weematt 06.04.12 10:15am
weematt
Dawkins' Easter message risks Schism in Atheism.

Traditional atheists have claimed that Richard Dawkins' Easter messages risks causing a schism in atheism. Dawks, the followers of Dawkins have denied this. Traditionalists blame Dawkins and his...

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Ian 06.04.12 10:11am
Ian
Olympic Fox Hunting row - "Over my dead body" says Fox 0
Drylaw 06.04.12 9:02am
Drylaw
Airline pilots who throw up at end of flight may have a terminal illness. 3
weematt 06.04.12 6:33pm
weematt
Failure of pandas to mate blamed on "high costs of childcare for middle earners" 0
quango 06.04.12 8:52am
quango
Slimmer's World's calorie points system proves biblical statement.

The dieting company claims that the eating of hot cross buns and chocolate eggs proves Jesus died for our 'Sins'...

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alanthetortoise 06.04.12 8:10am
alanthetortoise
BBC Easter tv schedule to feature new apostle action movie "The Deity Dozen" 1
Haywood Manley 06.04.12 5:11pm
writinginbsl
Ozone layer damage linked to excessive use of hair spray in 80s 1
Dumbnews 06.04.12 7:36am
Tomfinger
Facebook to rename "Friends" to "Enemy of your Enemy" 0
Dumbnews 06.04.12 1:24am
Dumbnews
So, Met PC not being so PC says Met

more later Right, got my hat anyone seen my coat?...

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dvo4fun 05.04.12 11:39pm
dvo4fun
Fern’s ‘carried by eagles’ act is favourite to win ‘Talons got Britton' - 2 36
07.04.12 6:27pm
bonjonelson
Hoseasons re-branded Asons, offering holidays using water

whilst offering a unique break...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:47pm
Laughingstock
La Senza ban panti-hose for the summer

because we didn't think it was appropriate to have stock on display in case of a fine...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:39pm
Laughingstock
Hozelock immobilised until the Autumn...

according to a statement they issued today...

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Laughingstock 05.04.12 9:37pm
Laughingstock
Replacement bus service in operation between stations 7 and 8 of the cross

churchgoers warned...

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button 05.04.12 8:58pm
button
London crematorium prepares to turn furnace up to 11 2
button 06.04.12 7:07am
button
Travel agent to start asking about your next haircut

A travel agent in Reading has left customers confused by their new approach to customer services, killing the quiet moments by asking inane questions. ‘The Salon Method’ as it has become known...

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Perks 06.04.12 6:18am
Old woman gives money back

In York today there is news that a Maundy tradition was fulfilled when a woman of German descent gave back some money she'd had siphoned her way back to some of the people who'd had it taken. She was...

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Yorkist 05.04.12 7:47pm
Yorkist
Google's 'augmented glasses' could bring artificial intelligence to idiots

Google's latest gadget, a pair of 'virtual reality' glasses that can identify objects in the real world, could help a cretin relate to the man in the street, according to experts. The glasses...

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06.04.12 8:34am
dvo4fun
Favorite songs most accurate predictor of person's age, claims scientist 25
Dumbnews 06.06.12 9:55pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Author believes writer's block could ....eh....er....um....... 0
weematt 05.04.12 6:02pm
weematt
Tesco/NHS cancer checkout experiment hits problems

Tesco and the NHS are piloting a scheme that allows customers to check themselves for cancer at new 'Check Yourself Out' checkouts., Tesco Head of New Ideas, Alex Fleming, said “The idea came from...

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weematt 05.04.12 5:29pm
weematt
Sky News man faces sacking, loses backing over kayaking hacking. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 05.04.12 8:38pm
button
Marshall amp creator goes all the way to hell/heaven

ok, so you have to say it quickly...

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charlies_hat 06.04.12 7:40pm
GollieP
Tories To Break The Link With Lib-Dems At Next Election.......

.And cosy up with the new 'Metal Trade Party' Suits you Cammy...

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Jesse Bigg 05.04.12 4:43pm
Jesse Bigg
Murdoch's long lost son found.

A man, who claims he has been wandering around lost in the Australian outback for 35 years with amnesia handed himself into police last Sunday. The man says his name is Archibold Murdoch. He said...

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stevebrdfd 12.04.12 12:01am
Tristan Shout
Top Shelf Scientists Prove Samantha Brick "Impassable Obstacle to Masturbation" 0
thisisall1word 05.04.12 3:55pm
thisisall1word