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Carlos Tevez in turmoil as family moves to Manchester 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Carlos Tevez’s attempts to engineer a big money move away from Man City have been dealt a blow after his family decided to move back to Manchester. The Argentinean had been keen to move to another...

Ketchup outage latest, McDonalds appeal for calm 0
Pagantroll 3 years

McDonalds outlets in five states have no stock of ketchup with a further three on 'red alert'. The shortage began in Arizona where a trainee employee attempted to switch sachets with five people in...

Littlewoods release odds on repeat of 9/11 1
Screenie 3 years
Cameron forces Nadine Dorries to wear "Do not disturb" tabard as punishment 0
simonjmr 3 years
US faces 'credible 9/11 threat' from Congress 0
Griffin 3 years
Redgrave backs travellers rights to stay on at Big Brother site 0
simonjmr 3 years
9.11 to be rebranded 11.9 for academic acuracy 0
arnied 3 years
ITV Sport to continue explaining away goals rule in European games "forever" 2
grottymonty 3 years

Good news for newcomers to European football nights on ITV, it has been confirmed that their chief pundits will continue to explain the intricacies of the value of an away goal to their audience....

Isle of Wight seeks global collaborators for energy from steam project 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Biden warns US citizens to expect another massive blackout tonight 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg to present Sky Sports 2
simonjmr 3 years
Gypsy Wedding winner of Big Brother refuses to leave the BB house 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Brightest stars welcome 50p tax rate 0
Gerontius 3 years

Stars from the world of sport and entertainment have unanimously backed the current 50p tax rate with some even arguing they would be happy to pay as much as £1.00 a week out of their earnings.,...

Robert Peston disappears up his own aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhs 1
writinginbsl 3 years
World Trade Centre’ may have to come down again’ say NYPA 5
Gerontius 3 years

Red faced officials from New York’s Port Authority have called a halt to redevelopment on the site of the new World Trade Centre in Manhattan after realising contractors had started building the...

Cowell to launch new celeb talent show 'Car Crash TV' 2
MADJEZ 3 years

Each week desperate celebs will be involved in automotive altercations in a bid to gain publicity and sympathy. As the series goes on the shunts will get more complicated with technical help provided...

Slow rural broadband 'revenge for being held up by all those posh horsey types' 1
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
John Galliano found guilty of antisemitism by French jewry. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Meteorites targeted in 'cash for gold' scam 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Milk Marketing Board celebrates as The Comedy Theatre is renamed PinterTheatre. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Mothers' maiden names to be made more complicated in security clampdown 4
nickb 3 years

It is a question asked millions of times a day in call centres the world over. "What is your mother's maiden name?" All too often it is a name that can allow access to all manner of valuable and...

Amanda Holden escapes from car crash, she's not a judge on this years X-Factor 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Satnav error blamed as Gaddafi convoy appears in Norwich 4
jp1885 3 years
Alex Salmond to be drilled for oil to see if he's worth hanging on to for a bit. 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Thieving politicians 'mainly in gangs' claims feral little turd, more soon 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
'Home owners kill indoors, soldiers kill outdoors' mouths defence lawyer 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Playgoers want more restaurant advertisements in theatre programmes 14
nickb 3 years

A recent survey of theatre programme buyers reveals growing discontent. The Society of Theatre Managers identified the following comments as typical: "I don't care how many episodes of Morse an...

Cheese discovery course 'just an alarm clock and a stagnant bucket of milk', 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Galliano to launch new range of designer Pork products. 0
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Gay Times warns against giving blood instead of chocolates 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

The Gay Times is offering advice to its readers on how to give blood, and which occasions are best. 'Blood is a tricky present to give without causing offence' says the style section. 'Some people...