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Dyson launches bagless colonic irrigator for use during hosepipe ban 0
charlies_hat 08.04.12 8:46am
charlies_hat
Women finally get the vote as man throws himself in front of boat race 0
nickb 08.04.12 8:30am
nickb
Jesus loses the traditional Easter Monday marble juggling contest

Comes third in the stone rolling, unplaced in cheese rolling and forth in big snorkelling, More soon...

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simonjmr 09.04.12 12:09am
FlashArry
Al Qaeda suicide kamikazee safely returns plane to base 0
Dumbnews 08.04.12 2:50am
Dumbnews
If "Opposites attract", then how do "Birds of a feather flock together"? 0
Dumbnews 08.04.12 2:19am
Dumbnews
Cameron - "Above us, only Sky" 0
Location 07.04.12 11:03pm
Location
EU moots killing 6,000,000 Germans in holocaust reconciliation gesture 0
Yikes 07.04.12 8:26pm
Yikes
Boat Race stopped after floater found in Thames. 0
MADJEZ 07.04.12 5:24pm
MADJEZ
Rebecca Adlington sensationally disqualified from University boat race 0
Scronnyglonkle 07.04.12 5:21pm
Scronnyglonkle
Oxford encouraged to spend more time with old oars. 0
Ostsee 07.04.12 4:32pm
Ostsee
Tory Island Inhabitants Call Present Tory Party A Disgrace To Horse Thieving

"That lot of Tories in London are a bunch of sneaky, under-the-counter horse thieves. Whereas, our ancestors were the real deal."...

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Jesse Bigg 07.04.12 4:19pm
Jesse Bigg
Andrew Lansley to be kept behind screen as ban comes into force 0
Mandy Lifeboat 07.04.12 4:16pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Anti-smoking campaign to try reverse psychology by showing it is cool to smoke 1
Dumbnews 07.04.12 5:50pm
Drylaw
Storm the Bastille app could 'revolutionise business'

Working from his shabby office in a run down part of Paris, France, a little known inventor called Les Miserables has created a flash mob application that could revolutionise business in France. It...

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ronseal 07.04.12 3:00pm
ronseal
Man says he just can't be bothered to climb Mount Everest

A Shropshire man says he isn't going to bother climbing Mount Everest even if it's been climbed a few times already. In a letter to the Royal Geographical Society, Bill Hunt, 56, says he won't be...

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roybland 07.04.12 4:23pm
Ian
Al Qaeda suicide drowner disorientates boat race 0
rustytruss 07.04.12 2:51pm
rustytruss
Experts prove that Shakespeare was a Scot...

Experts in Edinburgh have announced that they have conclusive proof that England's national bard was in fact a Scot. Using a revolutionary tecnique called 'anagrammatical drift', by which the letters...

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Theoldcrow 07.04.12 2:20pm
Theoldcrow
Experts prove that Shakespeare was a Scot...

Experts in Edinburgh have announced that they have conclusive proof that England's national bard was in fact a Scot. Using a revolutionary tecnique called 'anagrammatical drift', by which the letters...

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Theoldcrow 07.04.12 2:18pm
Theoldcrow
Apro to launch feel good product: Soya milk of human kindness. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 07.04.12 3:12pm
dominic_mcg
Foreign News: Last Two Private Employees in Greece Buckling under Tax Stress

Nikko Daralas and Loukas Gojas, the last two employees in the Greek private sector, have complained that workers can no longer cope with the increasing tax burden. Nikko, 32 from Kritinia (Rhodes,...

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ud5 07.04.12 1:25pm
ud5
Withdrawn iPhone magnifying glass app was "useless at burning ants" 2
Haywood Manley 09.04.12 8:24am
dvo4fun
‘Bit of a c***’ permitted to remain in UK

In a controversial judgement, the Supreme Court has ruled that under the Human Rights Act a man universally regarded as a bit of a c*** cannot be extradited from the UK. The man, known only as Mr...

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Gong of Fur 08.04.12 11:55pm
FlashArry
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On relectionm this was shit. Post in haste, repent at leisure...

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button 07.04.12 12:30pm
button
UEFA say new football for Euro2012 "...modelled on Garth Crooks' head"

more later. One for the 'Final Score' footer fans there...

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dvo4fun 07.04.12 12:18pm
dvo4fun
Greggs to sell Ambient Cross Buns. 0
weematt 07.04.12 11:40am
weematt
Sliced hot cross bun loaf hailed as the best thing since sliced bread 0
simonjmr 07.04.12 11:07am
simonjmr
S**t a Brick

Reading the Daily Mail 'There are downsides to looking this pretty' article by Samantha Brick a few days ago, my first thought was ‘this has to be a joke.’ A late April Fool prank. And a damn...

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LJN1 11.04.12 10:37am
cinquecento
iPhone 5 Will Walk Your Dog

On the stroke of one minute past midnight today, Apple's iPhone 5 launched to much pomp and fanfare, and to the sound of a million anoraks being hastily zipped up. The brand spanking new phone allows...

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The Galah 07.04.12 10:44am
The Galah
Cardinal urges Christians to scare the shit out of non-believers

Britain's most senior Roman Catholic Church cleric has called for Christians to wear a cross every day to scare the shit out of non-believers. In his Easter Sunday sermon, Cardinal Keith O'Brien...

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roybland 07.04.12 2:33pm
roybland
Cameron & Osborne, Jointly Presented With "Wreck Of The Hesperus" Painting....

.For services not rendered...

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Jesse Bigg 07.04.12 3:47pm
Jesse Bigg