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Meek 'unsure what to do next' after inheriting the Earth 3
Oxbridge 3 years

Nearly two thousand years after it was originally prophesied during the Sermon on the Mount, the Meek have finally inherited the Earth. Speculation has now been growing about what they will do with...

Memorandum confirms ad hoc teaching of code to replace Latin on school syllabus 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Bjork to star in live action film of Crystal Tipps & Alistair... 0
victimms 3 years

It has been revealed that that Icelandic pop singer Bjork has been successful in her bid to land the lead role of Crystal in the forthcoming live action version of Crystal Tipps and Alistair. Having...

Christmas to Become 365-Day Festival 3
Chuts 3 years

The government today announced plans to make Christmas a 365-day event, so spreading the peak retail sector activity over the remaining six months of the year. "We already have Harrods and...

Health and Safety rules cannot be axed due to lack of axe handling certification 0
charlies_hat 3 years
New legal high ‘Pepper Spray’ hospitalises protesters. 2
TheTomStrange 3 years

A new legal high called pepper spray or ‘PEP’ is being sold on the internet as an alternative to illegal drugs, such as cocaine, mephedrone and napalm. The drug is a lachrymatory agent (a...

Elderly patients stage bed-in in support of NHS staff... 0
victimms 3 years
DSK still puzzled by what he did with his Blackberry. 0
Griffin 3 years
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dvo4fun 3 years

move along please, nothing to see here...

Drugs/City Trading Squad to 'crack down' on cocaine derivatives 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more heavily contrived stuff later...

RSPCA horrified as NASA launches Rover to Mars. 3
JETFAB 3 years
83rd call for "Price Check!" get till girl sacked from Poundland. 2
deskpilot3 3 years
Virgin Atlantic faces competition from new kid on the block Old Slapper Atlantic 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Bladder control "no longer hip" claims ad for Apple / Twitter app I-Peed 0
Username 3 years
'Gaydar' accidentally given US spelling in OED, despite careful poofreading. 0
Username 3 years
Tomorrow's phonecalls "already hacked" admits News of the Next World. 4
Username 3 years
Derek Acora convicted over News of the Next World hacking scandal 1
reforse 3 years

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UK journalists miss 98% of all deadlines because of 'appalling' time management 0
Username 3 years

More or less soon...

Warbling Ex-Porn Star, Andrea True, Dies after Speed overdose.. 0
Spanswick.Milton 3 years

No wonder it killed him. More More More soon...

The Autumn Statement from the Chancellor 2
Iscariot 3 years

We must get Britain working again, our friends in the private sector are simply not picking up the challenge we gave them by our example of cutting public sector jobs, so we will encourage them. ...

Apple launch management training system, sues Iran 0
apepper 3 years

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Circle Line junkie takes two hour round trip 0
kga6 3 years
Levinson inquiry to recommend complaints commission for the PCC. 0
Kramaring 3 years

New Press Complaints Commission Complaints Commission is to have real teeth when dealing with celebrities complaints that the Press Complaints Commissions does not have real teeth when dealing with...

Jailed stammerer completes sentence 3
charlies_hat 3 years
Agreed 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Powder seized as evidence in Barrymore drug trial 'all white' 2
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
We're stamping out drugs, says Paracetemolympics Chief 0
Drylaw 3 years
Marr to appear in remake of "the Prisoner", title sequence already in the can. 5
Al OPecia 3 years

Thanks Runestone. Might be a full story in this...

UK Women fat and most Italian females “Are Really Men” survey reveals. 0
Mathna 3 years
Euro talks crisis as Merkel insists Germany will not pay for everyone’s lunch 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years