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Simon Cowell forgets Durex-factor 0
sydalg 06.08.13 10:40am
sydalg
Four Horsemen to become Four Cyclists of Apocalypse after deal with Findus 0
sydalg 06.08.13 9:24am
sydalg
Simon Cowell to be canonised for "commitment to Catholic contraception methods" 0
sydalg 06.08.13 9:24am
sydalg
Discovery Channel launches "Loanshark Week", sponsored by Wonga 0
bonjonelson 06.08.13 9:23am
bonjonelson
BT Sports pundit summarises game with the words "It wasn't my fault."

BT Sport's football coverage has got off to a bad start, after all the pundits refused to offer opinions on a game they'd just watched, stonewalling every question and offering glib advice. Asked...

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ronseal 06.08.13 8:43am
ronseal
Pig Pharma replaces pig farmer 1
NewBiscuit 06.08.13 8:42am
NewBiscuit
Aussie PM tweets that Organised bands of Showers were to blame for ashes loss

Neato by default...

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Scronnyglonkle 06.08.13 8:36am
Scronnyglonkle
Feminist Campaigners Demand New £5 Notes To Bear Portrait Of Barbara Cartland 0
Titus 06.08.13 8:21am
Titus
Zero is the new black

The fashion world is in the grip of an exciting new trend. By using the word 'zero', instead of a relatively small fraction, you can grab attention, appeal to the innumerate and anger women of every...

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Wrenfoe 06.08.13 8:18am
Wrenfoe
Minister defends “zero pay” employment contracts

Employers offering contracts on a no-pay basis have been defended by Work and Pensions Secretary Ian Duncan Smith. “First and foremost, people working under these arrangements pay no income tax...

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nickb 06.08.13 8:16am
nickb
Al Qaeda Leaders To Stop Using Twitter To Control Their Network 0
Titus 06.08.13 8:14am
Titus
Drugs In Kraut Football: They Thought It Was All Over - It Isn't Yet 0
Titus 06.08.13 6:42am
Titus
Reading newspaper health scare stories can triple your risk of a heart attack

People who follow up alarming headlines in newspapers about risks to their health are tripling their chances of getting a heart attack. In an independent study by respected research company...

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ronseal 06.08.13 6:31am
ronseal
Top Gear To Become 'More Intellectual'

In a drive to move [i]Top Gear[/i] upmarket and to attract a more intellecual audience, the existing team of Clarkson, May and Hammond is to be replaced by a new team consisting of Brian Sewell,...

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Titus 05.08.13 11:11pm
FlashArry
Chinese villagers build Smartphone megastore in US

What can a bunch of Chinese villagers do for an American community that can’t decide which iPhone to buy? Build a megastore, of course! After more than a year of preparation, a team of eleven...

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Dumbnews 05.08.13 10:17pm
Dumbnews
Doctor Who put on zero-hour contract

The new Doctor Who is to be placed on a zero-hour contract when he takes over his duties from himself in the new year. Under the terms of the contract, the Doctor will have to rescue the Earth...

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John Wiltshire 05.08.13 9:11pm
Titus
Recession latest: Tetley's relaunch 'one-cup' tea bags as two-cup tea bags. 0
deskpilot3 05.08.13 9:05pm
deskpilot3
BBC concerned about Time Lord's pension liabilities 3
tomholder 05.08.13 9:02pm
deskpilot3
"sonic fucking fuckdriver" a step too far, rules BBC 1
cinquecento 05.08.13 9:00pm
deskpilot3
Murdoch admits that Sun journalists hacked celebrity toilets.

Check it out, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23575249...

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deskpilot3 05.08.13 8:57pm
deskpilot3
Scientists create artificial cabbage out of meat

After carnivores round the world raised concerns about the morality of eating naturally grown cabbages, scientists have created the first artificial cabbage from bovine stem cells. The new...

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tomholder 05.08.13 8:37pm
AReader
Tesco hits out at scientists "we had already made artificial beef out of horse". 2
Al OPecia 05.08.13 8:30pm
godly1966
Tomlinson apology my arse. 3
MADJEZ 05.08.13 8:29pm
godly1966
Rangers Latest: D Duck And M Mouse Appointed To Board 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 05.08.13 7:31pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
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Wrenfoe 05.08.13 6:24pm
Wrenfoe
Song "Two Little Boys" to be renamed 0
Sinnick 05.08.13 5:03pm
Sinnick
Fifty Euro fee to leave Spain "a good deal at twice the price". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 05.08.13 4:25pm
Al OPecia
Lonely Welshman launches "Write to Dai" campaign. 8
sredni vashta 05.08.13 4:11pm
beau-jolly
Discovery of weather balloon dismissed as "part that fell off flying saucer"

Enthusiastic weather balloon collectors have been disappointed to learn that the balloon they collected was simply an unidentified component of an alien spaceship. "I was hoping it was a rare 8237...

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apepper 05.08.13 2:10pm
Wrenfoe
Nervous transplant surgeon admits "heart is in mouth"

more to follow...

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apepper 05.08.13 1:28pm
apepper