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Thousands of blackberry using businessmen to be rounded up. 0
whickerman 3 years

After the widespread use of Blackberrys by looters , the government has called on citizens to detain anyone using these devices. Previously you might just have been annoyed by some self important...

London glazier firm, under investigation of Blackberry Messaging offences. 0
Erlang 3 years

More pane later?...

Wombles cut short Italian holiday to begin London clean up 0
shitsu_tonka 3 years
Birmingham rioters cause over £16 of damage 2
Qoxiivi 3 years
Nike Unveil New "Social Justice" Range of Trainers 0
Drylaw 3 years
Cameron cuts short holiday to be seen cutting short holiday 3
roybland 3 years
William Hague denies SAS involvement in burning down of Allied Carpets Store... 0
William Pumpton 3 years

More to follow...

BBC to revamp Ashes to Ashes 2
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The BBC has confirmed that it is to remake Ashes to Ashes next year, but reverse the concept. A CID detective falling into a coma in 1981 wakes up in 2011 to find a radical Tory government making...

Rioters tell BBC they're rioting at cuts in services coming into force next year 0
ronseal 3 years

Rioters have been so dismayed at proposed cuts in services, mooted to come into play in the next budgeting period, that they've started looting shops already...

Crack riot police unit set to pounce at first site of middle class softies 0
ronseal 3 years

A tough unit of riot police will spring into action - as soon as they spot some middle class softies. The police, who've not been evident so far, could finally get the chance to flex their law...

Cops On Camera recommissioned for 25 more series. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
BlackBerry underclass riot 0
roybland 3 years
Elite ex Bullingdon Club members to re-form for one off gig in London 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Polari and Cockney Rhyming Slang In Cottaging Scandal. 11
rikkor 3 years
Public school ponce to sort out rioters 0
roybland 3 years
Disappointment as ‘lost’ Stieg Larsson novel revealed as ‘Plinky the Pixie' 0
jp1885 3 years
Sky buys rights to all wedding, birth videos 0
jp1885 3 years
Council to trial paper bin bags 0
jp1885 3 years
Queen to receive elocution lessons after condemning London 'raahters' 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

The Queen and senior members of the Royal Family are being given emergency training in the intelligible pronunciation of 'riot' in order to respond effectively to the week's events in London. The...

All rioting ceases as Teresa May threatens to 'wade in'. 0
jp1885 3 years
Riots scheduled to end on Friday ‘once restorative justice fulfilled’ 0
ianslat 3 years

Organisers of the riots that have hit English cities this week have announced on Twitter that an end to the violence is due on Friday as restorative justice should have been achieved by then....

Post-Entitlement Art Movement Summer Exhibition Wins Widespread Accolade. 0
arflaethel 3 years

[url=] Avant-Garde Cowardliness in England: Not Coping with Contemporary Life [/url] Set in London, Birmingham and other English cities it is a...

PM urges insurers to deal swiftly with claims including holiday cancellations 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
French arm rioters 0
Sinnick 3 years
Syria moves tanks into Croydon 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Record audience for ‘London’s Burning’ repeat 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rioters 'have fled to Venezuela', claims William Hague 0
rickwestwell 3 years
UN sanctions air strikes on London 0
ianslat 3 years
Taliban leaders offer to send peace keeping force to Croydon. 0
wallster 3 years
Celebrations as Glasgow Kiss awarded protected name status 0
jp1885 3 years