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Ed Miliband denies 'forgotten 50%' was reference to his brother. 0
Long Distance Clara 03.10.12 10:58am
Long Distance Clara
JJB owner bemoans lack of interest in sports as stores close. 0
sdritchie 03.10.12 10:46am
sdritchie
Milliband forgot to mention Five Loaves & Two Fishes 0
Rowly 03.10.12 10:16am
Rowly
But seriously thow,

all joking aside,Sir Jimmy was a fine man,Im sure all the roumers are down right lies,I for one shall remember him as a wonderfull generous kind man of many tracksuits,a man who gave up his time to...

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Dave Grigger 03.10.12 9:56am
Dave Grigger
Liverpool man only one conviction for dangerous driving away...

from being allowed a Range Rover...

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sdritchie 03.10.12 9:53am
sdritchie
Asked if he had any comments

to make about dead kiddie fiddler friend Gary Glitter had only this to say,we had our falling outs like most peados,but one thing that realy hurts is why didnt he fix my PC for me instead of me...

1
Dave Grigger 03.10.12 9:42am
The Nage
Jim"ll

fist it for you and you and you...

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Dave Grigger 03.10.12 9:16am
Dave Grigger
Satellite hi-jacking a real threat

Cyber experts warn that with 994 satellites orbiting the Earth, any committed hacker could send us technologically back to the 1960's!, It could happen at anyti...

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philthefunk 03.10.12 9:15am
philthefunk
Justin Lee Collins says....

pushing girlfriend in front of Carr was 'futile and pointless'...

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philthefunk 03.10.12 8:55am
philthefunk
Savile not whiter than white after all

Shamelessly nicked from here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19801768...

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Idiot 03.10.12 8:55am
Idiot
Justin Lee Collins says slap was necessary to calm his then girlfriend down...

She needed calming down as I'd just dropped an anvil on her head and set her clothes on fire, some girls have no sense of humour!...

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philthefunk 03.10.12 8:53am
philthefunk
BBC help with Saville inquiry

A dyslexic BBC spokesperson has agreed to open his flies to help with any official inquiry into Jimmy Saville...

1
philthefunk 03.10.12 8:30am
Skoob1999
Bankers Behind Railway Arithmetic?

Could be my son...

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Jesse Bigg 03.10.12 8:19am
Jesse Bigg
Tories And Railway Arithmetic.....

Can't count. Don't count...

1
Jesse Bigg 03.10.12 7:49am
Jesse Bigg
Consternation as weirdo turns out to be weirdo 0
Stan 03.10.12 7:44am
Stan
‘He liked the fact that they couldn't run off’, claims Stoke Mandeville nurse 3
medici2471 03.10.12 7:33am
sigmund
As their logo is unveiled, fears grow that English Baccalaureates can be bought.

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/ebac-logo.jpg...

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pinxit 03.10.12 7:27am
pinxit
Badger Parade Culled off yet again 0
victimms 03.10.12 7:11am
victimms
Military Wives win the Battle of the Brits 0
victimms 03.10.12 7:04am
victimms
G4S to bid for West Coast Train franchise...

.G4S have made a bold move to acquire the franchise of the West Coast Rail Network, this will ensure that not only their staff will fail to turn up for work!...

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philthefunk 03.10.12 6:54am
philthefunk
Sweden saves thousands by outsourcing Assange prison cell to Ecuador Embassy

British officials are flying to Sweden to study a new scheme that outsources prison management to South American embassies. Under the scheme, a suspected rapist might agree to imprison himself in a...

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ronseal 03.10.12 5:55am
dvo4fun
Punter scoops fortune on bet that party leader 'will deliver speech of his life' 0
ronseal 02.10.12 10:40pm
ronseal
John Major's father likes Labour's 's plea to build 100,000 affordable gnomes 0
antharrison 02.10.12 9:59pm
antharrison
Homeless guy dropped by The Guardian after he fails to notice passers-by

The public face of a homelessness support campaign known only as "John", a homeless man from London, has been dropped by The Guardian after readers complained that he did not notice them as they...

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jamsieoconnor 02.10.12 9:00pm
Teacher rules out sanctuary in Ecuadorian Embassy

The teacher arrested on suspicion of abducting 15-year-old Sussex schoolgirl Megan Stammers says he will not seek refuge in the Ecuadorian Embassy. Jeremy Forrest, 30, was arrested in Bordeaux,...

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roybland 02.10.12 8:38pm
Nunnion Splendacular
Oktoberfest to be renamed Septemberfest to reduce number of smug corrections

Because it is [i]actually[/i] in September you see. That's where you went wrong...

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gaijintendo 02.10.12 7:38pm
gaijintendo
Historians believe 8th century 2 for 1 deal on dykes was a limited special Offa. 2
wallster 02.10.12 7:36pm
Jeremy Hunt
Dragons to invest in portable defibrillator company. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.10.12 7:14pm
dominic_mcg
Documentary makers: 'Savile should have faced trial by jingle jangle jury' 5
Idiot 02.10.12 7:05pm
Idiot
American Airlines passengers asked to bring aboard their own lawn chairs

In the wake of several instances of airline seats detaching from the aircraft while in flight, American Airlines passengers are being asked to bring aboard their own lawn chairs or camp stools and...

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wwwiz 02.10.12 6:39pm
wwwiz