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Black Death site may actually be buried protesters

Following the mysterious absence of any protesters at the Crossrail construction site, allegations are being made that the 'black death grave' may just be a sinister cover up; following the discovery...

JLeech 16.03.13 3:22pm
Traces of coffee found at bottom of Starbucks' cuppa-frotho 1
ronseal 16.03.13 3:17pm
Transatlantic Rower Sets Record, Says Bengal Tiger Was Key To Success 0
Kurt Degerstrom 16.03.13 12:49pm
Kurt Degerstrom
ATOS announces new motto. "Nos dare non poterat ... ATOS."

with apologies to Google Translate...

olddoc 16.03.13 11:19am
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wallster 16.03.13 10:16am
Cop says horrible murder not the worst he's experienced in a 30 year career

'Oh,no, 'said Inspector Jack Watson from outside 49 Spring Gardens Blackburn where he had just examined the scene of a horrible murder. 'I wouldn't say this is the most horrible murder I've witnessed...

roybland 16.03.13 8:48am
Sperm smuggled out of Palestinian jails 'either swallowed or secreted in ass'

. (BBC Magazine article)[url][/url]...

thackaray 16.03.13 12:40am
Dick Everyman
Popular Potless Pill Popping Pope Pleases Piss Poor Papal Population

As white smoke above the Sistine Chapel announced the election of Jorge Bergoglio as the new pontiff damaging news reports began to emerge on how he is totally skint and pops pills while joy riding...

ipumpedthebutcherforbeef 15.03.13 10:31pm
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Squudge 15.03.13 10:15pm
Cold Syrian refugees thank France for sending US flags 'to burn and keep warm' 0
thackaray 15.03.13 9:57pm
Scientific breakthrough: 'everything in excess' is bad for you

We all know that 'everything in moderation' is a healthy mantra for life, but scientists have now proved that conversely, ‘everything in excess' will seriously bugger you up. It appears that...

Slante Dangle 15.03.13 9:12pm
Slante Dangle
It’s Red Nose Day, please help save the comedians

Comic Relief founder Richard Curtis has spoken out about the many comedians who rely on the aid of Red Nose Day to boost their careers and offset their tax liabilities. ‘We are asking people to...

Slante Dangle 15.03.13 9:10pm
Par for the course found to contain trace of horse

Neat-o, If I could use the 'up' its a good anagram...

Not Amused 15.03.13 9:07pm
Not Amused
Chris Huhne learns that a handjob is not a luxury car-valeting service... 1
Tripod 15.03.13 9:01pm
Famous Alcoholics chased with donations for Red Nose Day 0
camz 15.03.13 9:01pm
Sperm smuggled out of Israeli prison in a laundry basket. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.03.13 8:37pm
MP Eric Joyce leads protest against minimum price alcohol 0
custard cream 15.03.13 8:31pm
custard cream
Rapacious creatures to be culled in UK

The government today outlined plans for a cull of the most damaging creatures in the country. Following plans to curb bovine TB with a badger cull and strategic killing of deer to protect woodland...

johnnydobbo 15.03.13 8:11pm
Sir Ranulph Fiennes to head Top Gear expedition

The expedition aims to be the first ever to reach the South Pole in out door electric wheelchairs. Sir Ran is expected to lead the presenters, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond on the...

hero2zero 15.03.13 7:36pm
PG Tips chimps come out of retirement for red arse day. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.03.13 7:04pm
Monday 8pm BBC2 Master Baker "cooking doesn't get any harder than this" 1
godly1966 15.03.13 6:37pm
Alcoholic, unable to raise a morning glory settles for a semillon 3
brownpaperreporter 15.03.13 5:40pm
HOROSCOPE by Colin the Cosmic Cockerel.

HOROSCOPE, By Colin the Cosmic Cockerel. ARIES. You will be run over by a golf buggy driven by a blind alcoholic 96 year old and killed. TAURUS. An eagle will take your pet cat. GEMINI. Your...

godly1966 15.03.13 5:32pm
Traces of camel toe found in Primark leggings

A police investigation was launched last night after it emerged that thousands of pairs of Primark leggings contain traces of camel toe. The revelation came after numerous sightings were reported at...

ipumpedthebutcherforbeef 15.03.13 5:23pm
Not Amused
Warwickshire bike riders go to Leamington Spa, for the course. 0
bonjonelson 15.03.13 4:54pm
Cameron considers Joyce job. He could organise a punch up in a buddhist temple. 0
Not Amused 15.03.13 4:15pm
Not Amused
Motoring: the Kia "Global Terrorism" range reviewed

Following the appearance of the “Kia Provo” at a motor show in Italy, we are proud to present an exclusive review of the entire 2013 Kia range. Kia Provo, The hatchback of the range is at first...

Sir Lupus 15.03.13 3:34pm
Sir Lupus
Facebook and YouTube to merge into f-You 0
Dumbnews 15.03.13 3:33pm
Imelda strikes blow for feministas

The late Imelda Marcos yesterday stood up for feminists everywhere by proclaiming that all profits from the new Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, Imelda, based on her selfless devotion to her country,...

chrisfgerard 15.03.13 3:11pm
Victims Of Illegal Phone Hacking Call For Such Law-breaking To Be Made Illegal. 0
Titus 15.03.13 3:10pm