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NASA Scientist Regrets Singing My Dogs Bigger Than Your Dog At OU Open Mic Night

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8436/7742935924_ba261436cf.jpg It proved to be the straw that broke the camel's back for an emotional Professor Colin Pillinger, driving force behind the UK's failed...

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Nowherefast 08.08.12 10:09pm
Nowherefast
Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs 7
Actual Size 08.08.12 9:47pm
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Team GB Goldrush dwindles as the proper sports begin

more soon. Tin hat? Check. Foxhole nearby? Check. Emergency rations? Check. 'Send Post'? Click...

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dvo4fun 08.08.12 9:09pm
Perks
Gypsies Submit Bid For Olympic Stadium Post Games Use

Just a headline...

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HIGNFY 08.08.12 7:15pm
HIGNFY
Jessica Ennis' slot gets ruined

No more mail in there!...

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victimms 08.08.12 6:57pm
bonjonelson
Somali Team wins the Sailing whilst Shooting event. More soon. 9
Al OPecia 08.08.12 6:24pm
Midfield Diamond
Turkey downgraded to chicken - 23 76
nickb 08.08.12 5:38pm
bonjonelson
Saudi women athlete finishes last after stopping to cook husband's supper 0
Lucy4 08.08.12 4:42pm
Lucy4
Lack of graffiti mars Olympic BMX competition

"It's just not the same without the broken glass, druggie needles and the graffiti", complain contenders. "There was no need to build a special course, the should have just held it at Hackney Town...

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custard cream 08.08.12 3:50pm
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Lack Of A "Banksy" In Stadium Undermines Olympic Credibility Say Art Critics

Hat tip to custard cream for Graffiti + Olympics...

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Nowherefast 08.08.12 3:45pm
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Morrissey releases cover album of Lord Haw-Haw’s best speeches

Ex-Smiths frontman Steven Morrissey is bidding for chart success once again, with an album of Lord Haw-Haw’s best speeches. Recorded in Germany in a studio impenetrable to allied bombing, Morrissey...

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08.08.12 3:35pm
Poecheng
Eddie Izzard reveals secret life as Clare Balding's twin sister 0
Actual Size 08.08.12 3:09pm
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Santa Queries Ryan Air's North Pole Delivery Pledge As Xmas Teds Land In Belarus 2
Nowherefast 08.08.12 2:07pm
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'Brownlee Road' name concession for former school playing field estate 0
medici2471 08.08.12 12:56pm
medici2471
MCC Propose Weekly 20/20 London Olympiad In New Stadium Bid 0
08.08.12 12:44pm
Teddy Bear Grylls invades Belarus 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 08.08.12 11:53am
Psycadelic Squirrel
China Regrets Excluding Ding Ding From Olympic Cycle Squad As Team Fail To Place

Ouch.. Sorry onomatopoeia again.. chains of whimsical thought coalesce.. one thing leads to another...

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Nowherefast 08.08.12 10:25am
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Bradley Wiggins Admits That Queen Song Inspired Him

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8423/7739162972_2f4aa771da.jpg Ding Ding...

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Nowherefast 08.08.12 10:17am
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Gove optimistic A Level passes will exceed 120% 0
tedweasel 08.08.12 10:06am
tedweasel
Hoy to be re-Knighted, Arise Sir Sir Chris. 0
DroleNoel 08.08.12 10:01am
DroleNoel
Olympians Overtake Rappers In Bling Race: Music Boss Blames Illegal Downloaders 0
Nowherefast 08.08.12 9:54am
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Hugh Porter tops cyclists’ achievements by remembering competitor’s name

BBC cycling viewers were left stunned after Hugh Porter referred to a competitor by name rather than the country they represent. “Clearly in the first races France was catching up the Dutch whilst...

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antharrison 08.08.12 9:53am
antharrison
Post-Olympic Blues Coming On?.......

As 'pig-sick Dave kicks his dog., Now, now, Smarmy, you know the rules - no poll 'til 2015...

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Jesse Bigg 08.08.12 9:37am
Jesse Bigg
Royal Mail confirms all post boxes to be removed from Idowu's home town 1
custard cream 08.08.12 8:12am
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Japan now on Red Haiku Alert

/Oh, "Haikui", my mistake...

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gaijintendo 08.08.12 7:45am
gaijintendo
Donkey Dancing Gold set to inspire a whole generation 0
tedweasel 08.08.12 6:32am
tedweasel
Aspiring Satirist With Too Much Time On His Hands Can't Stop Milking Boris Pic

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7119/7735764536_5cf34a14ca.jpg...

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Nowherefast 07.08.12 11:34pm
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NASA admits Mars Rover has 'blown head gasket'

After a hugely successful landing of the latest Mars Rover, NASA admitted today that the 1 ton vehicle had 'blown it's head gasket' after a short trip across the crater that was it's landing site. A...

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newsfelch 07.08.12 11:10pm
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Louise Mensch fails to juggle politics, banana, grapefruit. 0
nickb 07.08.12 11:06pm
nickb
Athletes test positive for gods

In a hitherto clean games, officials have announced this morning that many of the athletes including medal winners have tested positive for divine intervention., Mick Jenson of the Olympic SportFair...

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Actual Size 07.08.12 10:27pm
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