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'Putin wins by a landslide'! 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

States premature ejaculation society newsletter...

Vodafone unveils new mobile phone that transfers funds into offshore tax havens 1
ronseal 3 years

[I'm going for the UKUNcut vote here]...

Transport for London unveils new Hope on Hope off routemaster 0
ronseal 3 years
Radio adaptation of "The Artist" surprise failure 2
apepper 3 years

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Unnamed footballer clocks up 900th extra marital affair 5
grumblechops 3 years

Players, managers and pundits were lined up today to heap praise on a mystery footballer who this weekend added the 900th notch to his impressively battle-scarred bedpost when he slipped his winner...

A4E and Charlie George. Police probe egg based welfare-to-work scheme 3
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Liberal Democrats to push for directly-elected newspaper editors 3
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has unveiled plans to end hereditary privilege in Britain by introducing directly-elected newspaper editors. ‘It’s time to end this anachronistic, unaccountable...

Executioner of the Year title decided by 'death penalty shoot-out' 2
Perks 3 years

This year's Texan 'Executioner of the Year' contest has ended in drama this week, as for the first time in it's 120 year history, the winner was crowned after a tense 'death penalty shoot-out'. It is...

London Fashion week to feature Oscar-winning Uggie boots 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

Complaints soon...

Arsenal profits soar after selling off Brasso stockpile 1
grumblechops 3 years

“Well we won't be needing it for while” shrugged Wenger...

Clumsy Window Cleaner Kicks Bucket 0
Al McHogan 3 years
LIb Dem MP's ecstatic "Man or Muppet" won best song Oscar 0
simonjmr 3 years
French satire ‘Hollywood disappears up its own arse’ sweeps board at Oscars 9
Des Custard 3 years

The French had their first good laugh in ages last night as a low budget film by veteran director Jean-Paul Gauloises-Bout-Filtre swept the board at the 84th Academy Awards, winning all ten...

iPhone ad voiceover man chokes to death on own smugness 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
George Lucas offers to do 3D Special Edition of 'The Artist' 4
bonjonelson 3 years
Kim Jong-un to scatter Baron Cohen's ashes at North Korean film festival 0
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Heir to the 17th Baronetcy 'dead or living in Africa' 0
roybland 3 years

Missing Heir to the 17th Baronetcy George 'Gideon' Osborne is dead or hiding somewhere in Africa according to reports. Osborne, usually prominent amongst London's social and political elite, hasn't...

Star of 'The Artist' strangely not speechless after winning Oscar. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Sacha Baron Cohen sign's lucrative sponsorship deal with Shake n' Vac. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Angelina Jolie...For two pins the world's media would put her on the front page 0
Ian Searle 3 years

I'm sorry, this doesn't have a leg to stand on!...

Horse plans talking role after winning best supporting Oscar 0
Stan 3 years

Legendary Hollywood stallion, Dobbin Jr, the star of epic ‘War Horse’ was celebrating last night after winning an Oscar at last night’s glittering Academy Award ceremony in tinsel town. ...

European recycling laws to be introduced it Afganistan to prevent killing spree 0
4ty2 3 years

Legislation from Brussels will now be enforced in Afganistan as it came to light that the recent bloodshed could have been prevented if the Nato soldiers would have been familiar with the concept of...

Wry grins replace suicide bombs as Taleban complete anger management course 0
cinquecento 3 years
Archaeologists uncover prehistoric snowman at South Pole 1
kga6 3 years

A team of scientists and archaeologists from Britain have discovered what they believe to be a prehistoric snowman in a deep, permanent snow structure at the South Pole. The UK ambassador for...

Black Sabbath reunion blamed on global war pig 0
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'The Artist' to be released in the US with subtitles. 0
Griffin 3 years
Ion Lady oscar win receives positive and negative comment 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Light aircraft floats away 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Originally flat earth now spherical 'due to global warping' expert claims 0
dicky37 3 years

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Black and white telly owners 'smug' over success of The Artist 2
roybland 3 years