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Homosexuals Protest That 'Ginger Pride' March Is Just Taking The Piss

"It is simply my natural trichologically chromatic orientation" protests the organiser...

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Titus 10.08.13 7:04am
Titus
Fluffy Kittens Threaten Strike In Protest Against Competiton From Panda Cubs

Cast your vote! In the blue corner: http://www.arkive.org/giant-panda/ailuropoda-melanoleuca/?gclid=CP-M-s698LgCFVMetAodL3sAzw#image-G113592.html And in the red corner:...

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Titus 10.08.13 5:11am
GrumpyCat
Amazon missing from HMRC 'wish list'

With a mere 137 days until Christmas, many eager shoppers were surprised to see one or two high profile omissions from HM Revenue and Customs' most-wanted register of alleged fraudsters. Yes - there...

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Wrenfoe 10.08.13 2:12am
Boutros
Acid victim left with permanent smiley face 13
Ref Minor 09.08.13 11:12pm
Spartacus
Government plans to provide unlimited broadband to homeless people with no food 3
blacklesbianandproudofit 09.08.13 9:33pm
deskpilot3
Cameron insists that Rees-Mogg must be chaperoned by nanny in future.

He's my MP. Fuck!...

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deskpilot3 09.08.13 9:31pm
deskpilot3
Pandamonium As McDonald's Are Mis-Heard Selling 'Quarter-Pandas'

Still yet even more later. All say "[i]Aaaah![/i]" - http://www.arkive.org/giant-panda/ailuropoda-melanoleuca/?gclid=CP-M-s698LgCFVMetAodL3sAzw#image-G113592.html...

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Titus 09.08.13 9:27pm
Titus
Worry Of 'Millions Becoming Pregnant' In New Pandemic Scare 3
Titus 09.08.13 9:24pm
Titus
Cameron to block "Panda Porn" from Scottish Zoo

More to follow...

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apepper 09.08.13 8:57pm
apepper
Rees-Mogg latest : "I totally disassociate myself from reality". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 09.08.13 8:50pm
Al OPecia
Shock as Home Office Go Home Van found with 35 illegal immigrants 2
custard cream 09.08.13 8:35pm
Squudge
Doctors describe condition of man who mutated into an armchair as 'comfortable' 7
Smart Alex 09.08.13 8:31pm
Titus
Eats, shoots and leaves 4
GrumpyCat 09.08.13 8:30pm
GrumpyCat
Fear Scotland May Be Over-Run By Countless Ravaging Hordes Of Savage Panda Cubs

More scaremongering later...

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Titus 09.08.13 8:28pm
Titus
Production of chocolate Swiss Rolls to be halted 1
topfotogmw 09.08.13 7:27pm
sponge finger
Navy's shelling of Barcelona 'routine' and not linked to Gibraltar row

Downing Street has played down the significance of three Royal Navy worships pounding the city of Barcelona for the last 12 hours. As the fierce diplomatic row over the disputed territory escalated,...

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GreenCross 09.08.13 6:34pm
Starchy
UK To Contract Out Space Exploration To Nigeria For £1bn

"Dear President Cameron. My brother-in-law was the former Nigerian minister for scientific space research and told me just before his sudden mysterious death of top secret results of astronomic...

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Titus 09.08.13 5:31pm
Dingodile
Formerly edgy comedian “almost ready to appear in cookery shows”.

A formerly edgy comedian is considering taking part in a popular BBC 1 cookery or even gardening show, if asked. The comedian, known for the dangerous and illegal things he did with his mouth, nose...

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nickb 09.08.13 4:56pm
CulchaVulcha
Oprah Upset About no "Pretty Woman" References. 0
Metro 09.08.13 4:50pm
Metro
Booze. Hotel. Escort. - Apprentice 2014 to feature "authentic business treats"

Makers of TV show The Apprentice have confirmed that 2014's series will see contestants on winning teams get treats "more appropriate to people starting off in business", especially in the early...

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SuburbanDad 09.08.13 4:39pm
SuburbanDad
Mother fixated psycho-analyst hunted by Serious Freud Squad 1
ronseal 09.08.13 4:34pm
ゴルゴ13
Serious fraud office staff face ban on candy floss and knock knock jokes.

Calls by public service unions for a less Serious Fraud Office fell on deaf ears yesterday, with SFO director Ron Smellie standing by a new workforce manual that emphasises seriousness and bans:...

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nickb 09.08.13 4:23pm
writinginbsl
O2 clarifies 'Be More Dog' campaign after rise in outdoor sexual activities 0
custard cream 09.08.13 4:10pm
custard cream
Internet trolls blamed after more billy-goat deaths. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.08.13 3:09pm
dominic_mcg
Panda guilty of deceiving female about the real meaning of 'bamboo shoots' 0
Not Amused 09.08.13 3:05pm
Not Amused
Peterson gags Aussie Press with silicone tape.

It's all gone quiet down under...

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ESJ 09.08.13 2:57pm
ESJ
Attention-seeking pandas accused of "trying to do a Will and Kate" 2
sydalg 09.08.13 2:51pm
sydalg
Tennis racquet to be probed by You-Cannot-Be-Serious Fraud Office 0
sydalg 09.08.13 2:50pm
sydalg
New ISS pet will be a cat

After the recent unfortunate incident involving a robot pet (“Kirobo” in Japanese), which was sent to the space station to keep the crew entertained and happy, the next non science visitor will...

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rogerg 09.08.13 2:45pm
Titus
Organ Show Cancelled

Crofts, the annual show event for theatre organs, has been cancelled this year because of health & safety concerns about the event. The difficulties in moving theatre organs - some of which can...

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NewBiscuit 09.08.13 2:41pm
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