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No-fly crisis: Russian billionaire offers yacht to senior UK politicians 0
antharrison 3 years

Oleg Deripaska, a Russian billionaire, has offered to assist George Osborne and Lord Mandelson by using his luxury yacht to transport them to a strategic conference in Corfu to discuss the current...
Drug rehab centers flooded with addicts high from purchasing the iPad 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Brittany Ferries arming their boats in response to the Navy carrying tourists. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Anthropologists intrigued by new species of virtual humans called Anonymous 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Image of Nick Clegg found in Battenberg cake 12
PluckyMunky 3 years

Audrey Slight (42) a housewife from Preston was amazed to find an image of the Lib/Deb leader in a Lyon's Battenberg cake, bought in Morrison's. Mrs Slight, a mother of four, said: "I am not a...
Ash trees ‘popping up all over the place’. More soon. 3
malgor 3 years
Adrian Chiles to star in My Fair Lady with Brian Sewell. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Iceland to declare bankruptcy to avoid paying mandatory carbon offsets 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Daily Mail to become Hourly Mail in bid to squeeze more vehemence into each day. 3
QorbeQ 3 years
Iceland's next move 5
tweety 3 years

In response to the test flights by airlines, Iceland's cabinet debate whether their next move to destroy modern civilisation should be to turn off the world's magnetic field or release icebergs into...
Julius Caesar grounds Icarus Airlines as Vesuvius continues to erupt. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Obama considers sending troops to rescue stranded tourists in Europe 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Microsoft releases obscenity recognition debugging software 6
gregle 3 years

Following the results of research into user behaviour, Microsoft has released new voice recognition software for debugging many of the most common problems with Office software. The software will...
Solar activity blamed for the late arrival of Tit Monday 5
Gary Stanton 3 years

Climate Scientists seeking to explain the extraordinary lateness of this year’s Tit Monday, the first monday of the year on which women deem it warm enough to shed those extra layers, believe they...
Brian Sewell told that, even in 3D, Clash of the Titians won't be popular 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
The Sun Poll reveals over half the public would have sex with Nick Clegg 2
twookey 3 years

The "Clegg effect" shows no sign of abating after polls suggest over 72% of people would sleep with the Liberal Democrat leader,The Sun has reported. Clegg has been quick to dismiss the polls...
Illegal immigrants giving out travel advice to stranded Britons 2
Cassandra 3 years

"If thousands of penniless Moldovan peasants can get into Britain without flying, how hard can it be?"...
UK's jet ban means C02 targets now met, nixing entire climate change industry 4
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

As Britain met its CO2 emissions cutting targets last week, Gordon Brown announced that anyone with Climate Change in their job title is now surplus to requirements. Wheel clampers (AKA climate...
Government phasing in of air space opening comes under fire... 0
andhrimnir 3 years

following a leaked document identifying areas with a "high proportion of expendable passengers" referred to later in the document as "the North"...
Pope keen to rush through cannonisation of Nick Clegg 3
PluckyMunky 3 years
Eurostar claims responsibility for volcano 0
ED209 3 years
Groundhog day to be renamed "minced pork" day 0
andhrimnir 3 years

following cooking "incident" in Punxsustawney...
'Clegg caused eruption in Iceland', claims Cameron 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

'A vote for the the lib-dems is a vote for volcanoes' says Tory leader...
Scrounging employees wasting private sector money, says Daily Mail 2
QorbeQ 3 years

Part- and full-time employees across the UK have become the latest targets of the Dail Mail as the newspaper dubs workers 'scroungers simply waiting for handouts'. The paper reports that virtually...
Experts warn, frozen food price hike may trigger national hunger crisis 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Whites breeding at such an alarming rate,towns set to become majority christian 2
twookey 3 years

A think tank study group has revealed fears over white majority towns by the year 2025 if breeding patterns continue as they do. Andy Clarke,the Think Tank co-ordinator,said:"white people are having...
Clegg eats baby. Latest! 3
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
"No planes, just trains, boats and automobiles" script being touted 0
simonjmr 3 years
UK health chief hits out against lightweight drinkers 5
jp1885 3 years

Britain's Chief Medical Officer, Professor Sir Liam Donaldson, has issued his strongest warning yet about the dangers of drinking in moderation. Speaking at a recent seminar, Sir Liam told the...
Alitalia to resume flights over Europe after obtaining permission from Pope 0
Dumbnews 3 years