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Feminist: Tory Aides Need "A Good Slap"

Leading feminist Germaine Permanently-Angry has outraged aides to Tory MPs by calling them "whining Mummy's boys" who need "a good slap from Matron" to sort them out. She told friends on Facebook...

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Andy Gilder 10.03.14 3:27pm
Electrelane
UKIP / Lib Dem pact : Romanians and Bulgarians to get free cars

An unlikely alliance between the Liberal Democrats and UKIP has formed after Nick Clegg and Nigel Farage met to discuss the terms of their debates on Europe., At a joint press conference, both...

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Not Amused 10.03.14 3:15pm
Not Amused
Kim Jong-un wins North Korean election after recount...

Kim Jong-un received an unflattering 99.99% of the vote, despite voting being mandatory in North Korea and there being only one name on the ballot paper. “Heads will roll”, the Great Leader said....

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Tripod 10.03.14 2:29pm
Wrenfoe
Vegetarian Harman explains: "I thought they said they were peadophiles" 0
sydalg 10.03.14 1:34pm
sydalg
Eric Pickles: An Apology

The publishers of this website would like to apologise unreservedly to Communities Secretary Eric Pickles for inadvertently linking him with the Paedophile Information Exchange. We are happy to...

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Andy Gilder 10.03.14 1:00pm
Andy Gilder
Gallagher wins gold, but Liam says he's 'still shit' 1
Electrelane 10.03.14 12:58pm
irreverendJ
Robin Cook's beard regenerates on Jeremy Browne's face

Switch on BBC2 NOW...

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Electrelane 10.03.14 12:33pm
Electrelane
Lindsey Lohan may sue Hollywood over her career

As Mark Johnston plans to sue a Las Vegas casino for allowing him to gamble $500,000 'while drunk', the US Supreme Court is bracing itself for a myriad of civil actions based on the premise that...

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Wrenfoe 10.03.14 12:33pm
Tripod
"EXPOSURE TO NEWSPAPERS COULD CAUSE AIDS"

Some leading scientists are warning that contact with broken skin with an infected newspaper recently held by another person with AIDS, with broken skin, could cause children and the elderly to catch...

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Mr Orca 10.03.14 12:32pm
Titus
Eric Pickles' Political Ambitions Described As "Pie In The Sky"

He denies being a piedophile...

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Titus 10.03.14 12:09pm
Titus
"Entire Internet An Elaborate Hoax" Reveals Tim Berners-Lee

"The whole thing started off as a bit of a joke" according to internet founder Tim Berners-Lee. "We never thought anyone would be daft enough to take it seriously, but then things got out of hand. ...

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Titus 10.03.14 11:22am
Titus
Pistorius: 'I'd give my right arm to be found not gulty'. 7
custard cream 10.03.14 11:11am
Titus
Eric Pickles to star in 'The Life of Pie'

more soon., - why hasn't this been done? Or has it?...

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Squudge 10.03.14 11:00am
Titus
Fracking Debate causes Splits in the Community 2
Dun Dunkin 10.03.14 10:25am
Wrenfoe
Bee admits his knees aren't that good.

Dog refuses to comment...

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Ian Searle 10.03.14 10:24am
Wrenfoe
Government Admits to Misselling Coalition

The government today admitted that nobody voted for the coalition at the last election. 'We've been back through all of the voting forms and can't find any trace of the Coalition being mentioned,'...

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throngsman 10.03.14 10:22am
Wrenfoe
Missing Malaysia Airlines passengers "sneaked off to Lib Dem Conference" 3
sydalg 10.03.14 10:05am
Yikes
Tipperary not as far away as previously thought

New research by geographers has revealed the small Irish town of Tipperary is not as far away as many people had generally assumed. "We all thought it was this mythical place like Constantinople or...

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Bigglesworth 10.03.14 9:55am
Bigglesworth
Brown Girl In The Ring voted coprophiles' favourite song: "Show me your motion" 0
sydalg 10.03.14 9:31am
sydalg
Crass investigators say they just couldn't give a monkey's

More soon, if they can be bothered...

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timyarby 10.03.14 9:19am
timyarby
Hosepipe ban in Somerset levels as sun appears for 2nd consecutive day 1
irreverendJ 10.03.14 9:04am
Titus
Man offends right-thinking public with clumsy attempt at satire 17
Electrelane 10.03.14 8:51am
Titus
Relatives fear worst as giant Toblerone found in South China sea 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 10.03.14 8:50am
sydalg
STEM funding to be extended to Satirists

Following a spate of high profile online debates between satirists the government has decided to extend STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics) funding to include Satirists. The new...

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throngsman 10.03.14 8:45am
Squudge
Eric Pickles to be next UN Peace Envoy

Eric Pickles, the larger than life MP, has been nominated to replace Tony Blair as UN Middle East Peace Envoy. Mr Blair is expected to stand down from the post soon, at a time to be advised by his...

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throngsman 10.03.14 8:33am
Titus
FA publish North Wilts Junior Under 8 Opta statistics

The first fruits of the FA Commission set up to revitalise English football were in evidence today as the results of the Opta statistics for the North Wilts Junior League’s Under 8 division were...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 10.03.14 8:03am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Government to cancel 'at least one battleship galactica'

The Prime Minister today confirmed that at least one of the soon to be proposed battleships Galactic would not be built. 'Frankly we don't have the technology, neither are due until the 24th Century...

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throngsman 10.03.14 6:56am
deceangli
Physicist discovers new way to accelerate time, alchohol 0
Dumbnews 10.03.14 5:28am
Dumbnews
Ukraine Para-Olympic Team Denied Entry After Radioactivity Concerns

The team from Chernobyl were particularly disappointed as they had been training hard for months beforehand...

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Guillermo De Snookio 09.03.14 11:33pm
Guillermo De Snookio
Mortal Kombat drug causes fatality 0
Bigglesworth 09.03.14 10:32pm
Bigglesworth