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Marshall amp creator goes all the way to hell/heaven

ok, so you have to say it quickly...

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charlies_hat 06.04.12 7:40pm
GollieP
Tories To Break The Link With Lib-Dems At Next Election.......

.And cosy up with the new 'Metal Trade Party' Suits you Cammy...

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Jesse Bigg 05.04.12 4:43pm
Jesse Bigg
Murdoch's long lost son found.

A man, who claims he has been wandering around lost in the Australian outback for 35 years with amnesia handed himself into police last Sunday. The man says his name is Archibold Murdoch. He said...

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stevebrdfd 12.04.12 12:01am
Tristan Shout
Top Shelf Scientists Prove Samantha Brick "Impassable Obstacle to Masturbation" 0
thisisall1word 05.04.12 3:55pm
thisisall1word
Samantha Brick in shock ugly makeover series 0
DiY 05.04.12 3:47pm
DiY
New EU Rule Reduces Capacity For Outrage By One Litre

The EU Council For The Perpetuation Of Regulations has announced a new rule reducing the capacity for outrage in the population of member states by one litre., "We have seen a lot of outrageous...

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Supremecourtjester 05.04.12 3:17pm
Supremecourtjester
Defenestration of Prague more costly than expected due to several bounced Czechs 5
Smart Alex 05.04.12 10:05pm
RickH
Dail Mail digusted that immigrant Panda's costing UK tax payer £660k a year

"What's more they are trying for kids, that means more benefits and a greater burden of the UK tax payer" More soon...

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simonjmr 05.04.12 3:06pm
simonjmr
Minister warns proposed 'Cub benefit' could lead to surge in Panda population 0
Underconstruction 05.04.12 2:49pm
Underconstruction
Pandas failure to mate 'not a black and white issue' 0
Underconstruction 05.04.12 2:32pm
Underconstruction
Bus driver placed on Sex Offenders Register for tossing off four schoolboys. 0
weematt 05.04.12 2:29pm
weematt
Costly 'Eating blunder' Pickles mistakes Faberge egg for Cadbury’s Cream egg

more later...

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dvo4fun 05.04.12 1:06pm
dvo4fun
Shocking Sexual Statistics revealed today by 'Offknob', the sexual regulator

Today the sex regulator has revealed new statistics that shows nearly half the population have a sex addiction, Adding that the other half have 'a vagina'...

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theadministrator 05.04.12 12:41pm
theadministrator
Half of drivers confused by highway code - explained as being women

A survey has revealedcthat half of all drivers misunderstand part of the highway code. A spokesman for the Jeremy Clarkeson survey company said that this could be explained when it was realised that...

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apepper 05.04.12 12:33pm
apepper
"When in Rome" gag finally understood by US News anchor, Ron Burgendy

I know, I Know..Im having a bad day...

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theadministrator 05.04.12 12:32pm
theadministrator
"Bear with me" in call centre drama

When Janine Diggle of South Shields said “bear with me” to a Barclays telephone customer, she didn’t realise how true those words were about to be. That’s exactly what she said a caller to...

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nickb 05.04.12 12:58pm
beau-jolly
Countryside Alliance slams H&M's use of copse-like model 0
cinquecento 05.04.12 11:53am
cinquecento
Daily Mail names Samantha Brick as "New Queen of Hearts" 1
Scronnyglonkle 06.04.12 3:59pm
arthurminnit
Leper colony starts fund-raiser for Samantha Brick

A Leper colony in Africa has put its money where its mouth was, and agreed to come to the aid of struggling 'beauty', Samantha Brick. Hounded by people with a basic grasp of manners, Brick is...

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05.04.12 2:48pm
cinquecento
A depressed crustacean cured by listening to famous band

Blue Oyster Cult...

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GillsImp 05.04.12 11:12am
GillsImp
male pandas search for mating widow. 0
arthurminnit 05.04.12 11:11am
arthurminnit
Government to make it easier for giant pandas to adopt

The Government has announced plans to speed up the adoption process to enable cubless giant pandas to adopt more easily. Prime Minister David Cameron vowed to tackle the ‘absurd barriers to...

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ianslat 07.04.12 1:06pm
rikkor
Google and Carlsberg create augmented reality glasses - The Beer Googles 0
simonjmr 05.04.12 10:23am
simonjmr
Teenage pregnancy solved by adding panda hormone to Clearasil 0
charlies_hat 05.04.12 10:22am
charlies_hat
Samantha Brick insists, "I'm more than just a Pin Up Girl for Lego Men" 0
Scronnyglonkle 05.04.12 10:18am
Scronnyglonkle
Male pandas question scientific basis of once a year mating window 0
cinquecento 05.04.12 10:01am
cinquecento
Abu Qatada to be deported as hose pipe ban is extended to Jordan

.., with a hat tip and a ripped out fingernail for scronnyglonkle...

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cinquecento 05.04.12 9:53am
cinquecento
Edinburgh Zoo duped by bogus Chinese Official discover Tian Tian is a Fiat Car 2
Scronnyglonkle 05.04.12 10:44am
Scronnyglonkle
Scientists confirm "beer goggles" transplant to Samantha Brick a success 0
simonjmr 05.04.12 9:33am
simonjmr
Bristol council to send "Sex Litter" collected from Clifton Downs to aid Pandas 0
simonjmr 05.04.12 9:29am
simonjmr