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Aircraft crashes into Rolf Harris as pilot fails to see the big picture. 0
wallster 07.02.13 5:54pm
Terry Venables found guilty of impersonating Ray Winstone 0
custard cream 07.02.13 5:39pm
custard cream
Govt. set to save millions through new 'policy scrappage scheme' 0
charlies_hat 07.02.13 5:10pm
Reincarnation fan makes will leaving everything to himself 0
custard cream 07.02.13 4:52pm
custard cream
Gove to re-sit GCSEs 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.02.13 3:49pm
Duncan Biscuit
Huhne’s application for the Chiltern Hundreds found to be signed by his ex-wife 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.02.13 3:49pm
Duncan Biscuit
NHS to reduce the number of hospitals that are below average

A Coalition Health Ministry spokesman, Michael Moroney, has issued a statement expressing deep concern that 50% of hospitals had mortality rates that were less than average. “We just cannot have...

JoshSpringer 07.02.13 3:28pm
French Tesco's horseburgers are 29% beef

The French division of Tesco are investigating claims that some of their horseburgers are contaminated with beef. "Zis iz un outraage.", said a customer...

apepper 07.02.13 1:54pm
Dogs to have chips. Cat owners ask if they can have the fish. 5
weematt 07.02.13 1:48pm
Water rates rise blamed on fake tan glut

The overwhelming presence of fake tan in Britain’s water supply has left treatment plants struggling to cope, according to a report by the utilities companies. Some parts of Liverpool now appear to...

07.02.13 12:13pm
Dick Everyman
Rolf Harris dope tests positive, authorities not clear what it is yet 0
charlies_hat 07.02.13 11:01am
Scottish Scientists print first Human Stem Cell Square Sausage


gaijintendo 07.02.13 10:26am
Monopoly refresh: drone replaces battleship, top hat still ensconced 0
cinquecento 07.02.13 9:59am
Dignitas deny branches in Colchester, Blackpool, Thurrock .... 0
FlashArry 07.02.13 9:16am
Gove plea: "Don't judge me on this one failure but on my overall performance."

more later today...

dvo4fun 07.02.13 9:14am
Facial reconstruction project shows Jolly Roger was a miserable git 1
charlies_hat 07.02.13 9:07am
1000 motorcycle exhaust silencers dumped outside Scotland Yard. Police baffled. 0
wallster 07.02.13 9:05am
Lib Dems surprise U-turn on votes for prisoners 0
dvo4fun 07.02.13 8:58am
Dentists to Sponsor Plaques

The financial crisis faced by London’s Blue Plaque scheme, which honours dozens of the capital’s historic residents, may be saved after an offer of sponsorship by the British Dental Association. ...

Iggy Pop-Barker 06.02.13 11:49pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Leftovers of Henry VIII found round back of Mr Wimpy

It was today confirmed that a half-chewed carcass found behind Mr Wimpy in Hampton Court are indeed the leftovers of Henry VIII. Although much is known of the whereabouts of Henry VIII's wives'...

kga6 06.02.13 11:26pm
Scandinavia found to contain 29% Norse 1
Smart Alex 06.02.13 10:35pm
Supermarkets withdraw all food as crap is found in everything 0
roybland 06.02.13 10:33pm
BBC deny claims of 'Match-Fixing of the Day'

Following a lengthy investigation by Europol into football match fixing, the BBC's only remaining sports show 'Match of the Day' has been implicated as a major player in the crime. 'Their...

Perks 06.02.13 10:30pm
Twitter's Vine lifts user IQ rating to 17

more in six seconds...

roybland 06.02.13 10:20pm
PM says those coming out in favour of gay marriage 'didn't have to go that far'. 0
One Line Only 06.02.13 8:22pm
One Line Only
" Tesco's are pussys ..... Since 1999 I've made billions flogging dead horses. "

George Lucas...

rob box 06.02.13 8:21pm
rob box
Dog identity chips found in Tesco beefburgers. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 06.02.13 7:15pm
Al OPecia
Gina rhinhart says finders keepers to this and future generations of Australians

The worlds richest(and fattest) woman Gina Rhinehart has responded to accusations that she is a spoilt rich girl and should use australias vast natural resources to benefit the entire population of...

marknixon 06.02.13 7:05pm
Government to legalise uncivil partnerships. More soon.

They will be exclusively between a man and a woman...

Al OPecia 06.02.13 7:05pm
Al OPecia
Worlds longest cat dies in US and Canada 0
andhrimnir 06.02.13 6:52pm