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Boris' driverless tubes policy thwarted as Ken plants fake hand 0
kga6 3 years
N. Korea stops fuels enrichment - "Iran says we can have some of theirs instead" 0
ianrbland 3 years
Monkeys singer died tragically young, only 18 yrs older than Whitney. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

BBC to show funeral live on News 24...

Johnny Vegas : " I don't give a shit if people think I'm George Clooney !! " 0
Gourd Almighty 3 years
Pyongyang Radio welcomes Kim Jong Murdoch as deputy supervillain 0
cinquecento 3 years
Sian Williams to rejoin Radio 4 from BBC Breakfast, as its easier to be thinner 0
simonjmr 3 years

Years of awkward sideways sitting have taken toll on Sian Williams and she is to return to Radio 4 "as it's easier to be thinner on radio than TV" she said yesterday More soon...

World record hopes for Israeli athlete competing in Gaza Strip marathon 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Poor voter turnout in Homs proves "apathy towards democracy" - Al-Assad 0
ianrbland 3 years
Unite Leader calls for competency on 'a day of actual action' 6
Perks 3 years

Unite Leader Len McCluskey has today called on his members to ‘show up at work and make sure things go smoothly’ in a bid to disrupt this year’s Olympic games in London. It is a bold move...

3 years

Ther nedes to bee a law aganst smart peeple. They R the reel reeson behind a lot of the wurlds problems. Evri won blames bad peeple fur the trubbles that exist butt if u investigaat depeley enuf u...

Long term unemployment scheme made redundant 1
Stan 3 years
It’s the Great Cop Shop Takeaway!! 2
dvo4fun 3 years

Following revelations earlier this week that former ‘Sun’ Editor Rebekah Brooks borrowed a retired Police horse, the Met has confirmed that other kit is also available, on a no-cost loan basis,...

£2 coin thrown at Portsmouth match considered as takeover bid by Administrator 2
Midfield Diamond 3 years

(re-work of old joke)...

Tornado hit town promises to rebuild (flimsy buildings made of wood obviously). 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Davy Jones death, no monkey business says coroner. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Dim son off menu at News International 2
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
James Murdoch to focus on new project: "anywhere without UK extradition treaty" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Davey Jones relieved to be a believer 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Ann Summers' work experience scheme goes tits up 3
dvo4fun 3 years
Pixies' "Monkey Gone To Heaven" re-enters charts. 1
Haywood Manley 3 years
Mediums Criticised By The Dead For Inadequate Message Relaying 3
UnoEye 3 years

The dead have angrily attacked mediums for their “vague, incoherent and largely inaccurate” relaying of messages to the living. ‘Why would I go to all the trouble of astral projection from...

Davey Jones to be buried at sea 0
bonjonelson 3 years
£20, 000 of improvement done to Tracey Emin artwork broken at teens' party 2
Ian Searle 3 years

It's now a different story...

‘Badger Baiting Live’ cancelled by Radio Bosses 1
Immunis 3 years

For 45 years, it has been a ratings hit for Radio 4, but last night the head of the channel’s light entertainment division finally called an end to ‘Badger Baiting Live’. The show that each...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Number 10 gets shirty as Argentina throws (British) toys out the pram 0
kga6 3 years

David Cameron has issued a YouTube video response following news that Argentina PM, Cristina Kirchner, has urged an embargo on British goods. "We get our shit from China anyway, losers!", he drawls...

New edition of Illustrated OED to define 'Prick' with photo of Chris Huhne. 0
Al McHogan 3 years
Politics fans protest as sponsor names Parliament The Tesco Cradle of Democracy 0
ronseal 3 years

Democracy fans up and down the country are up in arms after Parliament chairman John Bercow announced a sponsorship deal which will see Britain's most famous venue renamed. Some traditionalists have...

Met Police besieged by BMW loan requests 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more soon. [Have you got one in dark blue?]Hmm, I may come back to this...

James Murdoch returned to Met while horse heads for States in News Corp mix-up 0
Haywood Manley 3 years