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Chelsea confirm game against Valencia is now literally a life or death situation 0
grottymonty 3 years

Villas Boas pre-booked on one way flight to Siberia next Thursday as Abramovich's patience runs out. "I expect you to win, Mr Villas Boas" Roman was quoted, as he gently stroked a cat...

Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Beagles - The Musical 0
Tuneraider 3 years

The Kennel Club & Daily Post critic, howled in dismay at the as the latest "Dogsploitation" offering from producer Sloop Dogg. The musical tells the true story of the struggle of 4 tobacco ...

Work reasonable hours for average pay & benefits? Maybe you need a Trade Union 23
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Are you tired of working almost 40 hours a week for a salary around the market average for your qualifications and skill set? Are you unhappy that your benefits are only marginally better than 95% of...

Sports Personality rapped over no women. Public demand totty at awards show. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Big Brother Revived For Final “Dignitas” Series 0
Ablative Fabsolute 3 years
Scientists suggest wi-fi laptops damage sperm - users suggest vice verse 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Thomas Cook it?-You're Booking Joking - 2 45
greg various 3 years

The recent bad publicity over the financial stability of the travel agent Thomas Cook has only added to the problems faced by the company. The feeling is that no one in their right mind is going to...

Public sector job losses to hit 600,000 by 2016 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Public begin to notice in 2061. (Ignites blue touch paper, retires to safe distance)...

Man left in shock as website doesn't 'welcome your feedback' 4
Perks 3 years

A man from Buckinghamshire has been left in shock today, following a visit to the website of his favourite high street baker’s. The man, Mr Smith, quickly popped onto the Gregg’s website to...

'Cheese on Toast' to replace roast dinner on this years Christmas table. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Hard-up consumers have been saving for weeks in order to treat their families to the more traditional Christmas dish of Welsh Rarebit. The move to return to the original Christmas festive-board...

USA to offset it's carbon footprint by exporting more carbonated drinks. 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Chimneysweep criticised for carbon footprint 0
nickb 3 years
We Buy Any makes record low offer on 61-plate Corsa. More soon. 1
GreenCross 3 years
2012 seats for troops: wounded soldiers to be given tickets for Paraplegic Games 1
Dickens or Shakespeare 3 years
Foreign Office Junior Minister caught on video "internet sensation". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Streets in London cleared as a Jeremy Paxman escapes from the BBC 3
Immunis 3 years

The police have warned members of the public to be careful after a Jeremy Paxman escaped from the BBC and is roaming wild in the streets of London. It is thought that animal rights protesters broke...

Government and Unison "united" in condemnation of strike by NHS patients. 9
SingingHinny 3 years

The government has warned of widespread disruption within the health service as patients threatened to stage a walk out following a ongoing dispute over food standards, infection control, waiting...

John Major 'looking forward to Iron Lady sequel' 2
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Sir John Major has said he is looking forward to the release of a sequel to ‘The Iron Lady’, the biopic of Margaret Thatcher that hits cinemas next month. Major, who claims to have been prime...

Ferrero Rocher shares surge as Iran protesters storm embassy 0
apepper 3 years

Ferrero Rocher, suppliers of chocolate balls to ambassadors world wide, have seen a boost to their share price after Iranian protesters cleaned out the UK embassy of the treats. "We expect many...

Wales boss emphatically rejects chance to testify at Leveson enquiry. - 2 36
reforse 3 years
Outrage as no men shortlisted for the final of the great British Bake Off 0
Gareth_wilts 3 years

The BBC have been inundated with complaints after the popular baking contest announce an all-female shortlist. “We have used the same voting system that we always use’ said Sue Perkins,...

Osborne: family planning to be capped 0
Laughingstock 3 years

in line with local authorities...

HSE condemn working practices and risk culture in Knotty Ash Jam Butty Mines 0
simonjmr 3 years

The Health and Safety Executive in conjunction with the BBC's Watchdog programme have issued a stark and daming report into the working conditions in the Treacle and Jam Butty Mines of Knotty Ash,...

Costa to sell coffee enemas 3
jp1885 3 years

High street coffee outlet chain Costa Coffee has announced that, following a successful pilot scheme in Manchester, they will be offering coffee enemas to their customers. ‘People have been...

Wendy "deluged" with celebrity offers to dance on Murdoch's grave 0
nickb 3 years

Magnate's wife calls it "the Charlotte Church effect" Charlotte Church famously sang at his wedding, waiving her fee for the honour of helping celebrate the nuptials of the media giant. Now...

Marmite spill sharply divides delayed motorists 2
nickb 3 years

"I'm loving it, the whole Marmite thing," laughs Maureen Travers stuck in traffic on the M1 for three hours. "I know some people hate traffic delays but it gave me a chance to catch up with friends...

BBC to enforce no WAGs policy for MOTD presenters 0
simonjmr 3 years

BBC has today announced that it will cover the opening stages of Euro 2012 from Salford and that a strict "no WAGs" policy will be enforced for the duration of the tournament. "We want the best from...

1963's BBC Sportsman of the year criticised for giving award to Anita Lonsbrough 0
simonjmr 3 years
Growth down, borrowing up - George Osborne you are so 0
Ian Searle 3 years
OECD voted the worst ever tribute band 0
Ian Searle 3 years