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Katie Price hires famine-struck Kenyans as bodyguards to avert mobbing 0
ThatsHowISwissRoll 3 years
Wow! Check out who's been reading YOUR Newsbiscuit submissions! 9
bonjonelson 3 years

LOL !! Me cant believe that you can see who is viewing your NewsBiscuit Submissions! I can see the TOP 10 people and I am really OPENMOUTHED that Arrghgarry is still checking my submissions. Just...

New online advertising model lets advertisers pay you to skip watching their ad 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Sarah Ferguson on royal wedding arse rebuttal 0
roybland 3 years

 , Sarah Ferguson says she found her fat arse being overlooked for an invitation to the royal wedding 'difficult'.,  , 'It was difficult,' she told the Ophrey Winfrey show. 'My girls' arses were...

World recession to be solved by banning sales of Apple products 0
Dumbnews 3 years
I Love You and Cheque in Post overtaken by "You could Win an Ipad2" in BigLie100 5
ronseal 3 years

The Big Lie 100, the league table of the biggest lies in modern society, has a new leader. "Your Cheque's in the post" was overtaken five years ago to concede second place to one of the new breed of...

B-list celebrity embarassed by his Ordinary Injunction 0
bonjonelson 3 years
FIFA official to look into bribery allegations, if you make it worth his while 0
bonjonelson 3 years
School boy praised for skirt protest but wearing a basque was going too far 0
Basil_B 3 years
Delia releases new book entitled 'How to Drink' 0
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Libyan rebels take key airport 0
Basil_B 3 years

but fail to take planes because of none of them had a boarding pass...

Local man unsatisfied with coolness of his tatoos 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Pushy passer by revealed to be Terry Pratchett 0
Screenie 3 years
Playground manufacturer reports the economic climate is "swings & roundabouts". 0
MC One R 3 years
Brits complain that Paralympic tickets will cost them "an arm and a leg" 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Sarah Ferguson complains about Royal wedding snub on TV. 1
Basil_B 3 years

Palace comment ' sorry Sarah but Westminster Abbey had got enough gargoyles already, thankyou'...

Spot fine, mum Sally a bit tired 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Police to target George Michael for careless driving and whispering offences. 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Salmond Regretting Independence Promise 1
lord_wingnut 3 years

Sources close to Alex Salmond revealed he left a meeting last night "white-faced, sweating and visibly shaken" after colleagues eventually "got it into his fat, pasty head" that he would no longer be...

One year on Brown still confident of forming a coalition. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Pakistan confirms Abbottabad was Royal honeymoon destination 3
roybland 3 years

Prince William and his new wife Catherine planned to spend their honeymoon at Abbottabad, a lush and secluded retreat for the famous, situated in Pakistan's beautiful Orash Valley.,  , A Palace...

'Slutwalks' protest attracts record crowds 11
3 years

A so-called 'Slutwalk', in protest at comments blaming women who dress provocatively for sexual assaults, attracted record crowds to central London today. The scantily dressed women, aged between 23...

Boris Johnson happy that ticket prices for Paralympics won’t ‘cripple’ Londoners 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Suspected Dr Who plot-leaks actually primary school child’s English homework 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Stephen Moffat blames Samoa for leaking Dr Who plots of episodes not yet written 0
bonjonelson 3 years
AOL struggling to oust ex-employees 14
Screenie 3 years

Internet firm AOL is attempting to cut nine hundred jobs, however it is having difficulty in removing the ex-employees from the building. "We thought we had got rid of them", reported AOL's head of...

Two of life's greatest questions answered 21
Screenie 3 years

As tree falling in woods lands on Schrödinger's cat...

Parking chaos outside many dry cleaners as drivers seek to avoid spot fines 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Investigation reveals Dr Who plots were leaked tomorrow 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Language reported as terrible as MSP's swear in for new parliament. 0
Basil_B 3 years

'F*ckin this, f*ckin that' said Alex F*ckin Salmond...