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Warning of dangerous levels of Bono exposure this weekend 0
MC One R 3 years

Experts are warning of the dangers of extremely high levels of Bono in the west of England this weekend. Tom Barber, professor of predictable rock at the University of Minehead said "We have been...

Galliano has rare condition he can't differentiate between narcissist or nazi 0
simonjmr 3 years
Under siege Taliban calls in consultant for brand re-launch in Afghanistan 1
ronseal 3 years

Rumours emerging from Afghanistan suggest that the Taliban's influence is on the wane in the war torn nation. But the movement intends to fight back, with a brand re-launch led by a leading digital...

Flatulent MEPs defy cap on arse gas emissions 0
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

Flatulent MEPs are refusing to back down in a row over caps on UK rectal gas emissions. The Tory MEPs - a mixture of bloated, over-fed men from the Shires and retired city bankers with an aversion to...

Lady GaGa to disappear up own arse 0
Leeboy007 3 years

in latest desperate publicity stunt...

Norwich City sack manager ahead of next season's relegation 10
Des and Stan 3 years

After achieving promotions in two successive seasons to reach the Premier League, Norwich City have sacked their manager before the start of the new season blaming anticipated poor results and...

Police apologise for drunk tank arrest of Amy Winehouse tribute act 0
ronseal 3 years
Ugly people launch rival internet site: ‘Faceonlyamothercouldlovebook’ 1
FraserWords 3 years
Cameron hails revival of class system 'based on hats' 5
3 years

The class system is to be given a much-needed boost, according to the latest government initiative. The convention, in which people know their place and who they're dealing with, has been in decline...

removed: already done! 1
3 years
Family, targeted by naive motorists, finally buy ‘Baby on board!’ sign 25
Qoxiivi 3 years

Irresponsible father of three, John Marchant, from London, has finally seen sense and purchased a ‘Baby on board!’ sign in a bid to end years of targeted attacks on his family whilst out and...

'Best ever' products face fraud charges 1
Mrblacker 3 years

It's being described as the most important consumer rights case in history and could see thousands of products removed from sale, as well as billions paid out in compensation. Papers lodged with the...

Comic fans in shock as Spider-Man dies in 'Death of Spider-Man' story 2
3 years

Fans of comic fiction reacted with shock today, after discovering that Spider-Man is to be killed off in the forthcoming 'Death of Spider-Man'. It isn't yet clear how the fictional super-hero will...

Woman beats largest theoretical weight loss after reading diet magazine 0
antharrison 3 years

A Manchester woman was celebrating today after thrashing her previous personal best for theoretical weight loss after reading the magazine “Slimming”. “Some of the stories are just so...

Mass walk out in corporate seats as Placido Domingo sings in analog 4
ronseal 3 years

A live concert by Placido Domingo was disrupted by a mass walkout of digital creatives, furious at the singers decision to perform in analog. 'When I pay top dollar to consume content, I expect it...

Accupuncturist fails to cure woman addicted to body piercings. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Government to float HMRC on the Stock Exchange 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a bold move to reduce the budget deficit, David Cameron announced that Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs would be privatised. It will be rebranded and launched as Taxman PLC. As with all...

Relief as Ai Weiwie is released 1
beau-jolly 3 years

Fnarr fnarr! Or possibly, "Prostate society releaved at final release of Ai Weiwie"...

Call For Supermarkets To Make Their Bags More Customer-Friendly...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.As at the moment, "easier to get into a virgin's knickers," said one customer...

M62 Corridor To Be Widened..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..To allow more Rugby League clubs to play in the area...

TICKETLESS ALLIGATORS INFILTRATE MUDDY GLASTO 2
woodsy 3 years

Revellers attending the Glastonbury music festival this week are warned that a significant group of ticketless alligators have once again breached the perimeter fence of what will almost certainly be...

Man Who Threw A Bag Of Chips At Cameron....... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Told to get back in line by the chippy's counter staff, as fish not ready yet...

Earth's future hangs in balance as Surrey Council's climate change team strike 2
ronseal 3 years

The strike over public sector pension took a grave turn yesterday, when Surrey County Council's climate change team decided to refuse to work. 'The council kept them on when others got made...

'We wanted to give him a good shot' as Dissidents defend photographer incident 0
Basil_B 3 years
KLM plans to fly planes on bottle pot exhalations 0
simonjmr 3 years
Generalisations always have exceptions 8
Sinnick 3 years

(prompted by discussion of merits of BMW, etc)...

Moral philosopher gives ethical guidelines to Bankers 4
Dick Everyman 3 years

The Financial Services Authority has enlisted the world’s leading moral philosopher, Guru Viswan from the mountains of Tibet, to provide ethical guidelines for bankers, it was revealed this week. ...

Int Space Station outraged over biennial rubbish collection 0
Erlang 3 years

Eric Pickles, has been forced to admit he cannot compel the European Space Agency to collect the refuse from the International Space Station more often. The ESA announced that the ATV-Johannes...

Tory MEPs defy cap on arse gas emissions 0
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

Flatulent MEPs are refusing to back down in a row over caps on UK rectal gas emissions. The Tory MEPs - a mixture of bloated, over-fed men from the Shires and retired city bankers with an aversion...

The Only Way Is.....Hacking! 0
JimMeade 3 years

An international manhunt into computing hacking has reached a bizarre conclusion as an Essex teenager was arrested. Far from looking to bring down the Western way of life, it appears he was merely...