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Santa's union votes to strike on 25 December 1
antharrison 01.11.13 11:15pm
Otto Jespersen
Eon Duncan Smith denies Tories are too close to energy companies 4
CulchaVulcha 01.11.13 10:52pm
Sir Lupus
Changing electricity supplier to be turned into video game...

A new video game claims to combine the complexities of comparing electricity tariffs with the subsequent desire to wreak vengeance on random strangers with a pump-action rifle. Jim Antrobus is CEO of...

Tripod 01.11.13 10:51pm
Sir Lupus
Experts wonder how many penis extensions JoF's organ can take 1
Squudge 01.11.13 10:17pm
Penis extension didn't work out? Write for NewsBiscuit.... 0
Kevin the Swan 01.11.13 10:15pm
Kevin the Swan
Wife of man who had penis extension claims it has 'driven them apart' 2
blacklesbianandproudofit 01.11.13 9:18pm
Penis-extension spam hits government targets.

The Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt today jubilantly announced that the government target for 'zero' penis-extension spam has been achieved, although they hadn't managed to 'nip this thing in the bud'....

Squudge 01.11.13 8:35pm
sponge finger
Halloween Dress?

Two men in Nazi uniform seen in supermarket., Looking for ciggy aisle?...

Jesse Bigg 01.11.13 8:10pm
Jesse Bigg
Striking fireman refuses to extinguish own house blaze

Tom Roberts, one of Mersey Fire Brigade's most militant activists, was praised by his striking workmates after he refused to tackle a bonfire-related blaze at his own home in Liverpool. The fire,...

antharrison 01.11.13 8:01pm
Man who forgot Bag for Life at supermarket inconsolable at damage to planet 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 01.11.13 7:45pm
Kajagoogoo "devastated" at arrest of sole remaining fan 0
Drylaw 01.11.13 7:26pm
Whale futures boom as George Thornton dies. 0
Maverick 01.11.13 7:19pm
IKB visits HS2

In a bid to cheer up staff at the beleaguered HS2 headquarters today, the management arranged a visit from railway building legend Isambard Kingdom Brunel, or 'IKB' as he is widely known. IKB is...

blacklesbianandproudofit 01.11.13 7:18pm
Ofsted condemns new BBC reality show Great British Bunk Off. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.11.13 7:15pm
Waiter who lost part of penis in restaurant accident disappointed at lack of tip 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 01.11.13 6:42pm
Man who had penis extension no longer able to fit his car in garage 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 01.11.13 6:28pm
Carpet fixing charges: Ofcut to investigate 1
iRonA 01.11.13 3:33pm
Captain “Half a League” Onward of Light Brigade “may have had penis enlargement” 0
sydalg 01.11.13 2:51pm
Penis Extension Allows Man To Literally 'Give It 110%'. 1
Titus 01.11.13 2:32pm
Strike by Daily Mail columnists causes whine shortage 1
sydalg 01.11.13 2:29pm
Hi-speed link shock for minister

A Government minister was said to be "in shock' when told there already was a hi-speed link between London and Manchester. It's called an aeroplane...

vulture1 01.11.13 2:06pm
Stoke police Commisioner replaces force with giant silhouette of bat. 4
blokefromstoke 01.11.13 2:05pm
Credit Crunch Caused by Multiple Personality Disorder; RBS Not to Blame

Psychologists have identified a new condition - Organisational Multiple Personality Disorder - which explains why banks, which are supposed to be good, sometimes turn evil. "You can't blame RBS for...

deceangli 01.11.13 1:58pm
Man who died at bus stop had a sheltered life. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.11.13 12:57pm
Hans Chistian Andersen pens sequel: The Emperor's New Air Guitar 0
sydalg 01.11.13 12:43pm
Man who ordered Apple Air received a Golden Delicious in a jiffy bag 0
custard cream 01.11.13 12:22pm
custard cream
Sophisticated drug smuggling tunnel discovered between France and England.

The drug smuggling tunnel recently discovered between France and England is so sophisticated that officials call it a "super tunnel." Over 50 kilometers in length, with lighting, ventilation and an...

bonjonelson 01.11.13 12:12pm
Al OPecia
Dawkins admits atheism is a myth to help cope with inevitability of afterlife

Richard Dawkins, head of fundamentalist atheism, has today admitted that his belief in a bleak godless existence is all a preposterous lie founded on a fear of the afterlife. He says people simply...

TobiasBV 01.11.13 9:50am
Lindy Moone
Judge “thinking about” getting long red wig

A senior “really fancies” acquiring a long red wig, he confided to robing room colleagues. “You know, a thick curly one. These grey ones are so [i]draining.[/i] I really look so [i]old[/i]...

CulchaVulcha 01.11.13 9:21am
Ministers Admit 'Hi-Capacity Rail Just Doesn't Sound As Sexy As Hi-Speed Rail' 0
Titus 01.11.13 8:13am