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charlies_hat 17.03.13 11:14am
MP 'not drunk' at Commons karaoke 'has let us all down' - say MPs

The House of Commons has issued a statement reacting angrily after the arrest of Eric Joyce at the Commons karaoke night, after he denied being drunk at the time of the incident. "There is no way...

Squudge 17.03.13 10:48am
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Failed search for adoptive father was Pa for the Corrs, say Irish orphans

.., Neat-O; there's no other excuse...

cinquecento 17.03.13 10:45am
Volkswagen announce new, all-electric model, the, "E-up"

A spokesman explained the name was out of respect for a UK North-country expression!...

hero2zero 17.03.13 10:10am
Pope Francis admits to “Batman influence”

Pope Francis in his first of a series of candid interviews with the press let it be known that as a child growing up in the slums of Buenos Aires, his favourite pastime was dressing up as Batman....

bumtrinket 17.03.13 10:00am
Red wine 'offers life beyond the grave' say doctors

A small daily glass of red wine can help improve the chance of life after death according to research published in the medical journal 'The Lance-it!' The health benefits of drinking moderate...

roybland 17.03.13 9:39am
Jobs to go, but not all

Job Centre chiefs are serious it seems about getting an area's workless into better jobs. Bosses in Dewsbury have drawn up plans to get three people into work over the next 1,000 years [check this]....

Mik Bulk 17.03.13 9:27am
Vegetarian eats meaty pizza and blames everyone else

A vegetarian has annoyed pretty much everyone by buying a pizza containing meat, then refusing to take responsibility for his actions. Mr. Job S. Worth (of 1 Bureaucrat Place, T05 5ER) mistakenly...

camz 17.03.13 9:12am
Vatican declares that pope emeritus will be put out to stud 2
FlashArry 17.03.13 8:50am
Flat pack furniture kit had parts missing - honestly, you couldn't make it up 0
Smart Alex 17.03.13 1:30am
Smart Alex
Theoretical mathematicians just there to make up the numbers 4
Smart Alex 17.03.13 1:26am
Smart Alex
National Secular Society declared non prophet organisation 5
custard cream 16.03.13 9:59pm
National Health Service "In Two Minds About Schizophrenia" 1
Flash! Aa-aaaa! 16.03.13 9:45pm
Debrett's confirms that George Osborne's surname should be pronounced "As Been"

Sorry George - we love you really. Not...

deskpilot3 16.03.13 9:42pm
The pope's new encyclical - Habebimus Malvinas

Here is the text of the pope's first encyclical, Habebimus Malvinas. Habebimus, Malvinas! Nos mos invadere in quattuor hebdomadas tempus et caedes omnis homo Jack Britannicae spumae! Nos mos...

John Wiltshire 16.03.13 9:22pm
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David Cameron says "Vote for UKIP and get Labour"

To a packed conference of over 90 people he went on " Also Vote Lib Dem and the Tories will get in (cheers from audience) BUT Vote Conservative and The Monster Raving Looney Party might then be in...

Flash! Aa-aaaa! 16.03.13 9:17pm
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Scientists find "Common Link That Makes People Criminals

Dr Heinrich Wolfgang Schumaker Err-Smith of University College Of Further Education An 'Ting believes he now sees the one thing criminals have in common., "It is undeniably the fault of bad...

Flash! Aa-aaaa! 16.03.13 9:04pm
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Mathematicians find that eating too much pi gives you a large circumference 3
custard cream 16.03.13 7:35pm
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dvo4fun 16.03.13 6:34pm
godly1966 already a porn site 0
Dumbnews 16.03.13 5:07pm
Police charge insomniac with resisting a rest 3
custard cream 16.03.13 4:40pm
Study finds trying to write with a broken pencil is pointless 1
custard cream 16.03.13 4:36pm
Delicattesen counter: "Patè a la creme or terrine, blended or rustic?"

"I think we'll have the parfait, the coarse if I may."...

Ironduke 16.03.13 3:56pm
Black Death site may actually be buried protesters

Following the mysterious absence of any protesters at the Crossrail construction site, allegations are being made that the 'black death grave' may just be a sinister cover up; following the discovery...

JLeech 16.03.13 3:22pm
Traces of coffee found at bottom of Starbucks' cuppa-frotho 1
ronseal 16.03.13 3:17pm
Transatlantic Rower Sets Record, Says Bengal Tiger Was Key To Success 0
Kurt Degerstrom 16.03.13 12:49pm
Kurt Degerstrom
ATOS announces new motto. "Nos dare non poterat ... ATOS."

with apologies to Google Translate...

olddoc 16.03.13 11:19am
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wallster 16.03.13 10:16am
Cop says horrible murder not the worst he's experienced in a 30 year career

'Oh,no, 'said Inspector Jack Watson from outside 49 Spring Gardens Blackburn where he had just examined the scene of a horrible murder. 'I wouldn't say this is the most horrible murder I've witnessed...

roybland 16.03.13 8:48am
Sperm smuggled out of Palestinian jails 'either swallowed or secreted in ass'

. (BBC Magazine article)[url][/url]...

thackaray 16.03.13 12:40am
Dick Everyman