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Jeremy Clarkson - What Would Dennis Have Said? 0
Cymraeg 3 years

Jeremy Clarkson's recent comments about the way to deal with the public sector unions (It's the only language they understand, guv'nor) made me think of the wonderful Dear Bill letters that used to...

People watching Clarkson on TV angered by Clarkson-like behaviour. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Cold sufferers ditch tissues for 'willfully complex' Dyson Noseblade 13
3 years

As the winter cold season takes hold, congested consumers are embracing a 'breakthrough' from Dyson, which makes affordable decongestants seem primitively simple. Harnessing the power of twin...

Sky Sports News mourns the death of, the death of, Gary Speed 1
ironbridgeboy 3 years

The story that refused to hang itself? No more soon please. Too Cryptic? There must be a sub about the press's overaction? It's not like he was Diana "Gary Speed was Diana questions Daily Mail?"...

Burglary case adjourned while judge examines WMD claims 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A Doncaster man in court on multiple charges of burglary has had his case adjourned for at least 18 months. This is while the judge looks in to claims that he was acting on ‘credible evidence’...

NORAD tracks Clarkson instead of Santa to make him easier for strikers to find. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Clarkson ‘ironically’ disembowelled 0
Zadok the second 3 years

Family favourite Jeremy Clarkson has had his intestines removed in a joke evisceration. The Top Gear presenter, who is well known for making crass and insensitive remarks, was invited to make good on...

"Sports Personality of the Year" cancelled as shortlisted entrants are boring. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"When we thought about it" a spokesman explained, "we realised that none of them actually have a personality. They can run, jump, and kick balls about, but that's all. A few can use phrases such as...

Santa announces closure of North Pole workshop 7
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

St ‘Santa’ Nicholas, who trades as Father Christmas Plc, is planning to close his North Pole operation and cull four reindeer, blaming poor economic conditions and the impact of the eurozone...

John Terry denies racism claims; 'Chalky can see the funny side'. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More soon 'nick nick'...

Critics say announcement of 5,000 new jobs at Starbucks ‘is just so much froth’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Alastair Campbell offers to help Leveson write his report 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Revenge execution of singer Kelly Clarkson "Due to unfortunate clerical error" 0
Drylaw 3 years
New Health and Safety Lottery axed as ticket 'may give papercut' 0
Perks 3 years
Jeremy Clarkson to be taken outside and struck. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Police on high alert for attractive female sexual predator 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Adobe Reader update finally ready to download! 0
grumblechops 3 years

After hours of terrifying silence, Adobe finally made users safe again after missing their normal update delivery target by almost 19 hours. Internet forums have been going crazy with panic as...

Private sector staff stage mass walkout at 6pm 7
grumblechops 3 years

Similar action expected for the rest of the week, with millions expected to withhold labour completely at the weekend...

DIM refuse to take industrial action 2
Rich Liszt 3 years

Public sector workers opposed to today’s strike action say they will refuse to accept any improved pay offer or pension deal that may materialise as a direct result of the ongoing industrial...

Recession: Toothpaste manufacturers feeling the squeeze. 1
Major Clanger 3 years
UK's first women's health centre marks its centenary with mammogram from Queen 10
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

First day of Christmas shopping spree ‘unexpectedly successful' 5
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

say high street retailers...

We buy draws the line at Alan and Jimmy 0
simonjmr 3 years
Public sector CCTV wankers, child snatchers and bin snoopers could strike again! 0
ronseal 3 years
Dyslexic blamed after Office "Secret Satan" gifts are offensive and disgusting 3
simonjmr 3 years
BT Broadband support "have been on strike for the last 2 years" 0
apepper 3 years

BT has revealed why there is such a long wait for BT Broadband support; the staff have on strike in a dispute over how BT should be spelt...

Facebook accuses BBC of plagiarism 0
kga6 3 years
Spies now classified as critically endangered 0
kga6 3 years

I spy with my little eye certainly not a spy. For the past decade, spies have been rather too easy to identify and oust and the result has been a dramatic decrease in numbers in the wild....

Bankers threaten to work efficiently and effectively for a day. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
George Michael improving, say doctors. NME disagrees. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 3 years