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Virgin given First shafting

Plenty more where that came from...

Psycadelic Squirrel 15.08.12 8:48am
Psycadelic Squirrel
DWP sponsores Channel 4 Paralympics 0
nostra da mouse 15.08.12 8:37am
nostra da mouse
Low Standard Chartered shares rise 0
medici2471 15.08.12 8:28am
London's grumpiness restored in full 0
Nick McCarr 15.08.12 7:43am
Nick McCarr
Curiosity rover's progress delayed by download of Windows updates 0
Nick McCarr 15.08.12 7:41am
Nick McCarr
Judicial Process for Child Murder Cases to be Outsourced to Mumsnet

Following the latest national outcry over the suspected murder of Tia Sharp, the Home Secretary Theresa May has announced that the judicial process for all such cases is to be outsourced to the...

GreenCross 15.08.12 7:22am
South London arrests: not our members claim National Insulation Association 0
nostra da mouse 15.08.12 6:11am
nostra da mouse
Facebook Connection Results In Homicide

An innocent friend request via Facebook has ended in a blood bath, leaving several children orphaned and one man facing murder charges. On June 17th this year, Wayne Ogden contacted an old school...

HIGNFY 14.08.12 11:34pm
Bum Note from Mail Columnist

There were red faces at the [i]Daily Mail[/i] yesterday as it was revealed that, due to a printing error, Richard Littlejohn’s readers have been left with the impression that he is an obsessive...

ricky33 14.08.12 9:25pm
Barrister working for NUM accused of soliciting for miners. More soon.

The old ones are the best...

dominic_mcg 14.08.12 8:15pm
Solution to rail fares hike: Hike. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 14.08.12 8:13pm
Pantomime horse disqualified from dressage

More to follow...

apepper 14.08.12 8:07pm
Driver found in 'Olympic lane' asked how he got a car in the pool 0
Perks 14.08.12 7:40pm
Government appoint vampire to cabinet; Labour find it hard to shadow

The labour party is considering a formal protest about the appointment of a vampire to the cabinet. "How can you have a shadow vampire?", said a spokesman...

apepper 14.08.12 5:23pm
Philatelist struggles with difficult second album 5
cinquecento 14.08.12 4:48pm
Tree company rescued by car order; "Not dead, we're pining for the Fords"

Parrots, the Norwegian tree growers, have been saved from bankruptcy by a massive order from Ford motors...

apepper 14.08.12 4:21pm
Hypersonic jet aims to hit Mach 6 for smoothest shave ever 0
button 14.08.12 3:19pm
Football fans’ relief as Olympic spirit fails to influence Community Shield

Concerns that the positive sporting messages promoted by the London 2012 Olympic games could adversely affect Premiership football were proved to be unfounded at the weekend. At the traditional...

Midfield Diamond 14.08.12 3:16pm
New uniform of "mask and swag bag" to be issued to train conductors 0
simonjmr 14.08.12 2:46pm
Team GB could provoke European Community backlash says Rumpoy 0
ronseal 14.08.12 2:23pm
Tomlinson fit to return to work, says pathologist. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 14.08.12 1:29pm
Big Fairy Creases - concerns for laundry sector. 0
timyarby 14.08.12 11:33am
Pukka Pies shares up 20% as Euromillions winners announced 1
tedweasel 14.08.12 10:41am
"Dishonest" Tomlinson pathologist actually appprentice bricklayer, claim experts

The pathologist who wrongly diagnosed the cause of death of G20 protestor Ian Tomlinson as ‘dodgy ticker’ was an apprentice bricklayer who had forged his degree certificates, according to a...

Gary Stanton 14.08.12 10:09am
Gary Stanton
Call for ban on BBC News as confidence returns during news blackout

The Institute of Directors has reported a significant increase in confidence amongst it’s members over the last few weeks. Director General of the IoD Simon Walker said ‘First indications were...

medici2471 14.08.12 9:57am
Sideboards are the new must-have since Wiggins success

Britain’s artisan furniture makers have reported an extraordinary rise in demand for sideboards since the Olympics and are attributing it to Team GB’s success; in particular cycling gold...

Duff 14.08.12 9:27am
Usain Bolt claims stubbed toe in an attempt to qualify for paralymic team 0
Scronnyglonkle 14.08.12 8:28am
Boost for economy as someone buys rail season ticket

The British economy received a huge boost when someone walked into King's Cross station and ordered a season ticket between London and Edinburgh. "That's a £12 billion injection into the money...

apepper 14.08.12 8:01am
Hard of hearing religious extremist regrets attempted suicide bumming 0
nyarlathotep 14.08.12 12:25am
Commuter maced in Monday morning conversation error

Canadian tourist Alan Silvers' summer holiday came to an abrupt end on Monday morning as he was temporarily blinded with mace whilst attempting to strike up conversation with a fellow Central line...

BAJDixon 13.08.12 10:38pm