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'Chase me' squeals gay witch. 1
DustyBinLaden 09.11.12 8:28am
Painting holiday a 'whitewash' claims disgruntled tourist 1
custard cream 09.11.12 7:58am
Philip Schofield found circulating on the internet 0
PeterB 09.11.12 6:57am
Pedophile Ring Exploited, Schofield Has Clegg

The Conservative Party child molestation accusation, often called the least surprising sex scandal in history, look at the stuff they got up to the 90s if you don't believe me, has this week been...

Hooch 09.11.12 3:22am
Cameron warns against gay witch hunt "but it's ok to hunt gay wizards." 0
Boutros 09.11.12 1:42am
In light of recent events, John Craven to present new political show "Paedofile"

If it was in the Thatcher era, I guess he'd still be doing John Craven's Abuse-round...

Gary Baldy 09.11.12 1:41am
Man in yellow dungarees barred from 18th Communist Party Congress

Chinese politician Yao Xiang, from Shanxi Province, caused controversy today by turning up at the 18th Communist Party Congress in yellow dungarees and red and white striped shirt in stark contrast...

Dick Everyman 08.11.12 11:54pm
Britain gets its first freelance Archbishop of Canterbury

Justin Welby will be the first Archbishop of Canterbury to be hired on a freelance basis, leaving him at liberty to perform “Archbishop of Canterbury services” for other world state-run...

nickb 08.11.12 11:53pm
Whu Am I chosen as new Chinese General Secretary 0
custard cream 08.11.12 10:47pm
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Lance Armstrong denies knocking Wiggins off bike 0
custard cream 08.11.12 10:40pm
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Doctors warn as sperm develop resistance to spermicide

Leading medical experts have warned that increased use of spermicide treated condoms in non vital instances is leading to a resistance to the chemicals in human spermatozoa. Analysis suggests the...

kga6 08.11.12 10:36pm
Quantitive Easing ruined by cost of inkjet cartridges to print new banknotes

The Bank of England has admitted that the decision to print £375 billion of new money was thwarted by the extortionate cost of the inkjet cartridges used by the the Royal Mint to print the new...

antharrison 08.11.12 10:35pm
Van damaged following collision with panto star.

A van in collision with panto veteran Christopher Biggins has been described as ‘a complete write-off’ by an AA mechanic attending the scene of the incident. Biggins was on his way to rehearsals...

The Bogs 08.11.12 10:32pm
Breaking: Police swoop on fake birdseed gang 2
DorsetBoy 08.11.12 10:32pm
Republicans ask why rape pregnancy is God’s will but winning election isn’t

Less than a day after Mitt Romney was defeated by Barack Obama, Republicans have already started the campaign post-mortem. After agreeing that the candidate, policies, and campaign strategy were...

Yikes 08.11.12 10:29pm
Mitt Romney drowns his sorrows in super strength double gold top milk 0
custard cream 08.11.12 10:23pm
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Mitt Romney announces extended campaign dates 0
custard cream 08.11.12 10:22pm
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No.10 orders Philip Scholfield to return to broom cupboard 0
custard cream 08.11.12 10:19pm
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"It's Official? UK Just Out Of Recession?"

"Yep, pigs can fly and summer hols to start in January."...

Jesse Bigg 08.11.12 9:36pm
At Long Last, Deputy PM Clegg Wins A PM Questions Round....

.Corduroy comeback?...

Jesse Bigg 08.11.12 9:10pm
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Cameron presents Clegg with new racing bike 0
antharrison 08.11.12 8:38pm
Mandela imprisoned again for circulating counterfeit banknotes

During a raid on the house of Nelson Mandela South African police shattered a counterfeit money operation run by the 94-year-old former President, who was caught in his basement photocopying web cam...

DrTurmoil 08.11.12 8:25pm
Savile chauffeur admits picking-up dodgy blonde and giving him a ride 0
antharrison 08.11.12 8:23pm
Oil worker 'gobsmacked' at news he was to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury

Oil industry worker Justin Welby (56) says he was 'gobsmacked' when he heard he was to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury. 'I was having a few morning pints with the lads before being flown back...

roybland 08.11.12 8:05pm
Ken Dodd's dad's dog's slightly unwell.. !

A nation awaits. Stay tuned for more updates...

misterjingles 08.11.12 7:42pm
Romney derives some comfort during dignified concession speech to his supporters

pinxit 08.11.12 7:29pm
Eton Rifles; David Camerons favourite pop song. Irony officially dead! 1
arthurminnit 08.11.12 7:26pm
Cameron’s warning about “gay witch hunt” endorsed by gay witches... 0
Tripod 08.11.12 7:07pm
Elton Welsby emerges as front runner for Archbishop of Canterbury

The former ITV football pundit Elton Welsby has remarkably been unveiled as the bookies favourite to be crowned the next Archbishop of Canterbury. More soon...

simonjmr 08.11.12 7:00pm
Paul Ryan Quits Politics; Opens Fitness Center

In a bizarre sequence of events, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney’s former Vice-Presidential running mate, has decided to resign from federal politics to open up a local fitness center in Janesville,...

tj1990 08.11.12 6:59pm