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IoW axe O'levels in favour of a new General Certificate of Secondary Education 0
button 19.09.12 8:28am
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BREAKING: Nutwood police release CCTV footage of suspects disposing of 'remains'

Hopefully this will work or I'm looking a complete twat http://twitpic.com/aw1p7g Nope. For some reason all photobucket links are down for now. And yes, I look like a complete twat. Tch,...

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pinxit 19.09.12 8:14am
JohnA
'Yeah but no but' Mitt hits the fan 0
vertical 19.09.12 8:11am
vertical
Romney defends 'I eat babies' video leak.

"I could have phrased it better," said Romney, "but yes, I eat babies." Ann Romney's new cookery book [i]Fifty Ways with Babies[/i] is published by Mondadori this week...

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DustyBinLaden 19.09.12 8:08am
DustyBinLaden
Chemist 'all cut up' by snappy retort 0
cinquecento 19.09.12 7:45am
cinquecento
US vintners declare War on Terroir 0
cinquecento 19.09.12 7:33am
cinquecento
Prince Harry 'pleased' about cut in joint patrols. More soon. 0
woodymellor 19.09.12 7:22am
woodymellor
Mr Uppity 'fuming' after secret video reveals disparaging comments about Mr Men

A secretly filmed video has emerged showing presidential candidate Mr Uppity disparaging people who vote for Mr Happy. In the recording, made at a private donor dinner for Uppity supporters, the...

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The Paper Ostrich 19.09.12 7:11am
4ty2
Gundog denies accusation of being trigger yappy. 5
Queen of Tarts 19.09.12 6:37am
Golgo13
Although the palace has won an injunction against more Katie pictures being

published,they wish to remind the public that Prince Harry Cock calendars are still on sale,a nice stocking filler...

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burnmybridges 19.09.12 6:14am
Golgo13
Prince Albert of Monaco outed as patron of Tatooist & Piercers Association 0
manilacorrespondent 19.09.12 2:52am
manilacorrespondent
A Message from Buckingham Palace

Queen Elizabeth has let it be known that she wishes her loyal subjects should not purchase any filth from the Italian Royal family,the Berlesconis.Should her young and old male subjects feel the...

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burnmybridges 19.09.12 1:30am
burnmybridges
School libraries in comeback - teaching 16 year olds to stack shelves

School libraries in comeback - teaching 16 year olds to stack shelves...

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manilacorrespondent 19.09.12 1:04am
manilacorrespondent
Doctors Complaints Rise By 23 Per Cent

The General Medical Council said today that there has been a 23 per cent rise in complaints made by Doctors about their patients, lack of sexual innuendo and the standard of “not so sexy nurses”...

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19.09.12 12:50am
Martin Shuttlecock
'40 is the new 30, 30 is the new 20' trend causes alarm for expectant mothers. 0
Boutros 19.09.12 12:02am
Boutros
Dogger Bank changes embarrassing name to Dogger Sandbar 2
cinquecento 18.09.12 11:41pm
Boutros
West Midlands man: "I used a whole tub of Polyfilla before it got hard" shock

Mohan Ashraf from Dudley has amazed the UK’s DIY community by using the entire contents of a ¼ Kilo tub of the nation’s favourite all-purpose bodging goop. “Usually most of it dries out. Even...

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dvo4fun 18.09.12 11:39pm
Boutros
Romney supporters silenced by gaffe tape 1
charlies_hat 18.09.12 8:31pm
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Royal family take out injunction to prevent Duchess of York going topless 1
Sinnick 18.09.12 7:52pm
DustyBinLaden
It's great to have EBacc

Michael Gove’s announcement of an education shakeup on Monday left thousands of pupils dilated. Mr Gove decried a “race to the bottom” in education, in which he presumably recalls an Oxford...

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woodymellor 18.09.12 7:27pm
woodymellor
Gove: new exams will be 'harder to spell’

Education Secretary Michael Gove today launched the brand new English Baccalaureate Certificate to replace the debased General Certificate of Secondary Education. Gove claimed the new ‘E-Bac’...

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plainfailing 18.09.12 6:02pm
woodymellor
Embarrassed Kate admits to feeling a bit of a tit

no more soon...

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nostra da mouse 18.09.12 5:20pm
nostra da mouse
Nato curb Afgan patrols amid fears of primary colour shortage

Nato is restricting Afgan operations, following the sharp rise in deadly so-called "green-on-blue" attacks by rogue Afghan security forces. Nato officials claim that is has no choice but to limit...

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kjo36 18.09.12 4:58pm
kjo36
London borough seeking secession from United Kingdom

In recent weeks pressure has been mounting on the coalition government to acknowledge escalating demand for regional autonomy. No, we’re not referring to the wild imaginings of our whisky swigging...

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slapespeare 18.09.12 2:46pm
slapespeare
Secret Romney video in secret Romney leak 0
medici2471 18.09.12 2:37pm
medici2471
Religious protesters stand down as gods agree to fight their own battles

Humanity has breathed a collective sigh of relief as its gods prepare finally to leave home and stand on their own two, or in Vishnu's case, four, feet. For centuries, Christians, Muslims, Hindus...

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cinquecento 18.09.12 2:34pm
medici2471
Injunction 'probably not necessary' for topless Camilla photos, admits Charles 2
The Paper Ostrich 18.09.12 1:40pm
charlies_hat
City of Brighton & Hove given freedom of Katie Price 0
seymour totti 18.09.12 1:24pm
seymour totti
Royal Mail complain after child tries to send waste food to 'Kids in Africa'

The Royal Mail have written to a customer in the Rochdale area after they began receiving envelopes containing waste food addressed ‘Kids in Africa’. To ensure the swift delivery of the letter,...

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Perks 18.09.12 1:23pm
dvo4fun
Mark Duggan 'given loaded gun' after police shooting

A loaded handgun was given to Mark Duggan 15 minutes after he was shot dead by police in Tottenham last year, a court has heard. Edward Brown QC told Snaresbrook Crown Court that Mr Duggan had...

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steve_l 18.09.12 11:52am
steve_l