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London voters turn to 0
Boutros 3 years

London voters will be able to compare mayoral candidates across a range of performance indicators including annoying voice, silly hair, money-wasting schemes and hot air generation (in MegaJoules or...

Work begins at Edinburgh Zoo on Dali Lama enclosure‏ 2
The Last Detail 3 years

A spokesman for the Royal Zoological Society of Scotland which operates Edinburgh Zoo has confirmed that work has begun on the construction of a Dali Lama enclosure. The news follows the announcement...

Rebekah Brooks 'gift horse' committed suicide, Sun reports 4
3 years

The police horse loaned to Rebekah Brooks definitely committed suicide, according to the Sun newspaper. Dobbin was found in some woods near his field, where he had deliberately drunk a bucket of...

Sun on Sunday ‘huge success’ says Sun on Monday 11
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

The Sun newspaper has hailed the highly successful introduction of the Sun on Sunday, calling the first edition of a paper identical to an existing paper, but released on a different day, ‘an...

Desert Island Discs to move to Radio 1 and rebrand as "Ibiza Downloads" 1
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Plan for mobile phone to encrypt texts sends mixed messages 4
apepper 3 years

Too complicated?...

Police question producer of Desert Island Disks over missing celebraties 1
Immunis 3 years
Cowdenbeath acquire honours list & trophy cabinet from Rangers Administrators 0
grottymonty 3 years

Scottish second division side Cowdenbeath have paid an undisclosed sum for the trophy cabinet and the entire honours list of Rangers FC. The history books will now show that they are the world's most...

Occupy Homs campaigner finally evicted 4
beau-jolly 3 years
Necessity Mother of Invention: DNA Results Inconclusive 2
Landfill 3 years

A Texas judge today ruled in a maternity case that there is no definitive proof that Necessity is the mother of Invention. In a five page summary, Judge Leonard Fisk of Beaumont Court, Jefferson...

Capitalism blamed for unfair distribution of upper case letters. 0
wallster 3 years
New Hacking scandal! Rebekah Brooks got a horse! 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Google urges people to surgically replace eyes with webcams 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Book Burning “may solve world energy problems” says Government Minister 6
dvo4fun 3 years

“It’s still early days but our Afghanistan book burning trials were very encouraging” said Charles Hendry, Minister of State for the Department of Energy and Climate Change. “Just a few...

Aquatic Basketball controversy: Olympic organisers slammed (and dunked) 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years
Badgers protest at the culling of Bill Oddie from Springwatch. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Sony Ericsson answers iphone's 'Siri', with 'intelligence'. 0
theadministrator 3 years

First making an appearance in the world famous documentary of Team America's World Police, Sony Ericsson have teamed up with American Scientists to produce a two-way cyber phone in answer to Apple...

Police trojan tactic has made Charles suspect he is being spied on 0
Not Amused 3 years
No, not experienced HORSE Sun editor tells cops on eve of Rooney brothel sting 0
ronseal 3 years
"Upper class people are more likely to behave selfishly, studies suggest" 4
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

In other news, Pope not a Hindu, bears prefer forested facilities...

Public shocked at St Pauls camp evictions. 'Was it still there ?' said most. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Tom Daley signs sponsorship deal with Gravity 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

with hat tip to Gary S for the thought...

Boris Johnson Shock Discovery: Olympics to Contain Non-Beach Volleyball Sports 0
thisisall1word 3 years

Boris Johnson Shocked, Saddened, Visibly Less Aroused to Discover Olympics to Contain Non-Beach Volleyball Sports etc....

Would you like Adele to sit on your lap? 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Slim, elegant, rounded. Built for comfort as well as speed. Quick start-up; can handle your enormous RAM...

'The Artist' blamed as Cage's '4min 33sec' tops classical music chart 1
pinxit 3 years
Alan Carr to host Camp Evictions 0
cinquecento 3 years
Americans "don't do ironing" 0
Hoops McCann 3 years


Wrist-worn activity monitor proves a disappointment 0
Tom55 3 years

Health Minister Simon Burns today expressed his disappointment at misleading figures for physical exercise among teenage males. Initial readings from a pilot study using the wrist-worn "Nike Fuel...

Liz Windsor named as new England manager 4
wallster 3 years

Following this month's resignation of Fabio Capello, the FA has announced that the England manager's job has been awarded to long standing Commonwealth manager, Liz Windsor. Mrs Windsor, who has...

Public warned against the Costa Coffee, as another Costa ship hits trouble. 0
MADJEZ 3 years