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Storm the Bastille app could 'revolutionise business'

Working from his shabby office in a run down part of Paris, France, a little known inventor called Les Miserables has created a flash mob application that could revolutionise business in France. It...

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ronseal 07.04.12 3:00pm
ronseal
Man says he just can't be bothered to climb Mount Everest

A Shropshire man says he isn't going to bother climbing Mount Everest even if it's been climbed a few times already. In a letter to the Royal Geographical Society, Bill Hunt, 56, says he won't be...

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roybland 07.04.12 4:23pm
Ian
Al Qaeda suicide drowner disorientates boat race 0
rustytruss 07.04.12 2:51pm
rustytruss
Experts prove that Shakespeare was a Scot...

Experts in Edinburgh have announced that they have conclusive proof that England's national bard was in fact a Scot. Using a revolutionary tecnique called 'anagrammatical drift', by which the letters...

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Theoldcrow 07.04.12 2:20pm
Theoldcrow
Experts prove that Shakespeare was a Scot...

Experts in Edinburgh have announced that they have conclusive proof that England's national bard was in fact a Scot. Using a revolutionary tecnique called 'anagrammatical drift', by which the letters...

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Theoldcrow 07.04.12 2:18pm
Theoldcrow
Apro to launch feel good product: Soya milk of human kindness. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 07.04.12 3:12pm
dominic_mcg
Foreign News: Last Two Private Employees in Greece Buckling under Tax Stress

Nikko Daralas and Loukas Gojas, the last two employees in the Greek private sector, have complained that workers can no longer cope with the increasing tax burden. Nikko, 32 from Kritinia (Rhodes,...

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ud5 07.04.12 1:25pm
ud5
Withdrawn iPhone magnifying glass app was "useless at burning ants" 2
Haywood Manley 09.04.12 8:24am
dvo4fun
‘Bit of a c***’ permitted to remain in UK

In a controversial judgement, the Supreme Court has ruled that under the Human Rights Act a man universally regarded as a bit of a c*** cannot be extradited from the UK. The man, known only as Mr...

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Gong of Fur 08.04.12 11:55pm
FlashArry
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On relectionm this was shit. Post in haste, repent at leisure...

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button 07.04.12 12:30pm
button
UEFA say new football for Euro2012 "...modelled on Garth Crooks' head"

more later. One for the 'Final Score' footer fans there...

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dvo4fun 07.04.12 12:18pm
dvo4fun
Greggs to sell Ambient Cross Buns. 0
weematt 07.04.12 11:40am
weematt
Sliced hot cross bun loaf hailed as the best thing since sliced bread 0
simonjmr 07.04.12 11:07am
simonjmr
S**t a Brick

Reading the Daily Mail 'There are downsides to looking this pretty' article by Samantha Brick a few days ago, my first thought was ‘this has to be a joke.’ A late April Fool prank. And a damn...

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LJN1 11.04.12 10:37am
cinquecento
iPhone 5 Will Walk Your Dog

On the stroke of one minute past midnight today, Apple's iPhone 5 launched to much pomp and fanfare, and to the sound of a million anoraks being hastily zipped up. The brand spanking new phone allows...

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The Galah 07.04.12 10:44am
The Galah
Cardinal urges Christians to scare the shit out of non-believers

Britain's most senior Roman Catholic Church cleric has called for Christians to wear a cross every day to scare the shit out of non-believers. In his Easter Sunday sermon, Cardinal Keith O'Brien...

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roybland 07.04.12 2:33pm
roybland
Cameron & Osborne, Jointly Presented With "Wreck Of The Hesperus" Painting....

.For services not rendered...

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Jesse Bigg 07.04.12 3:47pm
Jesse Bigg
James Cameron ‘astonished’ to learn there really was a ‘Titanic’

Director of long films James Cameron has spoken of his ‘astonishment’ at learning there really was a ship called the Titanic, which also sank after hitting an iceberg. Cameron wrote and directed...

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07.04.12 10:43am
dvo4fun
Diana Ross:SLAMS N Korea's Supreme Leader . 'BOY! I AM the Supreme's leader!'

A close source also revealed further action would be taken if North Korea's official leader's personal anthem is changed to 'I'm in the middle of a chain reaction' from the classic Orville legendary...

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Imaginary Monster or am I 07.04.12 3:08am
Imaginary Monster or am I
PM under fire in 'Cash for Cameron for Cameron' scandal

Fresh controversy has erupted around the Prime Minister in the wake of the 'Cash for Cameron' scandal, following allegations that David Cameron misused Conservative Party funds donated to gain access...

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captainthomas 07.04.12 3:16pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Romans to outsource crucifixion service

State Governor Pontious Pilate has announced bold plans to transform the Judean Crucifixion Service. By transferring Centurion staff into a new private-public partnership with Serco/G4S he claims...

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Mandy Lifeboat 07.04.12 9:12am
button
David Cameron causes panic in Dixons

In light of a recent scare concerning a virus effecting apple computers the government has released a statement urging the public to 'stock up Macs' incase the virus does hit., The statement that...

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MrG123 06.04.12 7:41pm
MrG123
Light Bulbs Easier to Carry Says Farmers 0
GillsImp 06.04.12 6:54pm
GillsImp
Stourbridge man claims he has "lucky teeth" 0
nickb 06.04.12 6:27pm
nickb
Fern Britton Lookalike denies being a Plant 0
GillsImp 06.04.12 6:02pm
GillsImp
Bell Ringers Banned by Local Church Have Been Awarded No-Bell Prize 1
GillsImp 06.04.12 7:34pm
JonnyJP
Richard 'Donkey' Dawkins denies name has any link to penis size

Richard 'Dick' Dawkins was said to be 'as mad as hell' with rumours that his nickname 'Donkey' had anything to do with animal related thansport as related in the bible. A source also denied that it...

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Imaginary Monster or am I 09.04.12 7:50am
arthurminnit
Ryanair denies charging passengers extra for emergency landing. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 06.04.12 3:03pm
dominic_mcg
Fury at government task force COBRA threatens zoo chaos

'The use of Cobras in this committee' is nothing short of snakism spat leader Monty Python yesterday. All types of snakes are demanding ssstrike action. 'We're not standing for this. We too can be...

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Imaginary Monster or am I 06.04.12 2:49pm
Imaginary Monster or am I
Stations of the cross: commuters launch Easter rail fare protest 0
nickb 06.04.12 2:22pm
nickb