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| Egg badly injured in collision with David Cameron | 0 |  |
Scroat | 3 years |
| Taxi Driver’s secret training manual left at Lib Dem Rally | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
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A Top Secret training manual for London Taxi Drivers, entitled ‘I won’t go south of the river’, has been discovered by party activists clearing up after a Lib Dem Election Rally and handed to... |
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| Culled-de-Sac: Dead end for the aged. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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The Town and Country Planning Association has advised against any future development of enclosed streets after the latest figures from Age UK indicate that ten pensioners starve to death every week... |
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| Brown 'immigration victory' as Tory chunnel posters make asylum seekers flee UK. | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| SNP boosted by Scotty-dog vote. | 3 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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'We like a Growler', says Wee Jock... |
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| Fallout from Iceland welcomed by Basildon | 0 | |
Big T | 3 years |
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Frozen sausage rolls, cheesecake and chicken strippers delight locals... |
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| Brown's bungled volcano rescue 'started elsewhere' says Number 10 briefing | 0 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 3 years |
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As his promised relief coaches failed to turn up in Madrid, and Royal Navy aircraft carriers turned away stranded tourists wanting to get home, Gordon Brown said the blame for his bungled stunt lay... |
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| Plain English Campaign asks sports bodies to clarify the term "Fun Run" | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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"This is one of the worst cases of gobbledygook I have seen in a long time" says campaign co-founder Chrissie Maher... |
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| David Essex latest celeb to endorse Tories | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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Cliff still consulting God... |
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| Bus driver caught cooking three-course meal while driving | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Toyota apologise for 'axle of evil' | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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Withdraw method being considered... |
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| Scientists agree: 'there probably is a man in the moon' | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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His name is thought to be Roger Wilkins... |
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| Misery eases for Home Counties as first mange-tout deliveries arrive safely | 0 | |
edward hack | 3 years |
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Mung beans later... |
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| Travel chaos resumes, as giant hatchet falls from sky closing Heathrow | 0 | |
AdrianJ | 3 years |
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Lord Adonis claims there is nothing the government can do to counter Axe of God... |
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| SNP launch deep-fried manifesto | 0 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
| Home Counties commemorate 25th anniversary of Telegraph Riots | 7 | |
Des Custard | 3 years |
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The genteel citizens of the Home Counties around London commemorate today the shocking events of 1985 that ensued when supplies of the Daily Telegraph failed to get through for five days running. ... |
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| Airlines promise to offset reduction in carbon footprint by chopping down trees | 0 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
| Iranian cleric demands promiscuous volcano be forced to wear a burka | 0 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
| breaking news | 0 | |
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Breaking: entire Dutch population takes up skydiving after mis-hearing the words 'ash cloud'. More soon... |
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| CAA receive first post ash noise complaint | 0 | |
AdrianJ | 3 years |
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Bloody planes!... |
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| Election latest | 0 | |
Scroat | 3 years |
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| Ash to cover Europe | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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Popular Northern Irish rock trio Ash will release "The Final Countdown" previously a hit for Swedish band Europe in 1985 on April 26th. This will be part of the run of 26 singles over 52 week... |
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| Live footage of ash coming out of volcano ruined by constant news bulletins | 0 | |
edward hack | 3 years |
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| Ofcom declare "Snooker Highlights" to be an oxymoron | 2 | |
AdrianJ | 3 years |
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| Is Brown doing enough for the kip on-your-sofa longterm home guest, asks Bumsnet | 1 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 3 years |
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Bumsnet, the radical new online pressure group for men who sleep on your sofa, has raised serious questions about the stewardship of Gordon Brown. The cyber rattling web site, which has empowered... |
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| Nick Clegg tells of heart-break of separation at birth from his twin, Tim Henman | 2 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 3 years |
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Is it me, or are those two dead ringers?... |
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| Liverpool ride out their luck to reach Madrid | 0 | |
TerribleTim | 3 years |
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Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez declared himself happy after the first leg of his teams 1200 mile road and rail journey to Madrid for their Europa League semi-final clash with Spanish giants Athletico... |
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| Govt call upon James Dyson to clean up remaining volcanic dust | 0 | |
Stan Laurel | 3 years |
| Poll reveals majority of voters want hung parliament | 0 | |
TerribleTim | 3 years |
| Approval rates of mullets fall for third consecutive month, say BoE | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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A total of 374 'Pat Sharps' were approved during March at stylists nationwide, down 21% on the peak reached during the latter months of 2008 according to the hairdressing association Barbers of... |
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