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Schwarzenneger admits fathering a love-child... 1
be reasonable 3 years

Carla Bruni pregnant. Sarkozy wondering...

Chinese government demands immediate removal of Roman troops... 0
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Arnie sperminates housekeeper. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Strauss-Kahn gutted 'How come he get's away with it' More soon...

Gordon Brown gets top job at MFI... 4
be reasonable 3 years

as the IMF quickly changes the sign on the door...

Nerd breaks guinness world record for amount of tissue used for one ejaculation. 0
pumpernickle 3 years

Computer nerd and Manchester Utd fan Tarquin Broadstaff has had his claim for the most amount of toilet tissue used for one ejaculation officially accepted by guinness world records. The record...

Global Warming crisis solved by cautious politicians hedging their bets. 0
Mr Payne 3 years
IMF chief thought acronym meant International Maid Fucker 0
ronseal 3 years
Head of IMF regrets booking a room with a gobbling teasmade 0
Waggys Dog 3 years

Just a chance to rehash a very old joke...

A-team to be used in Olympic venue construction to reduce costs 1
Screenie 3 years

A toilet roll, 3 fridge magnets and an aubergine should do it...

Speculation on the emotional currency markets devastes the Spanish Manyana 7
ronseal 3 years

A busy day on the emotional currency markets has seen the Spanish Manyana and the Gallic Shrug fall to new lows. The British Grumble finished two points down, but seemed otherwise stable, while the...

Graham Norton visit to London... 0
be reasonable 3 years

marred by "Irish out of Britain" protests., Dissident English nationalists, angered by the continued occupation of Kilburn and many other economically important slums throughout the UK by 'brutal,...

Telegraph: Gordon Brown -" world on course for next crisis"... 1
be reasonable 3 years

as he applies for position as head of IMF...

House of Lords Reform announced: both Oxford and Cambridge graduates allowed 2
steve_l 3 years

In the latest changes to the house of lords reform, David Cameron (Eton School & Oxford), announced that the upper chamber of the UK parliament will be moving from one of hereditary peers and...

Why can't Status Quo just leave things as they are, fans demand 8
rickwestwell 3 years
Sir Alex Ferguson refuses to speak to anybody following latest FA charge 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has responded to his latest FA misconduct charge by refusing to speak to anybody. Ferguson was recently given a 5 match touchline ban in response to...

EMF say sex charges “Unbelievable” 2
virtuallywill 3 years

more 90's later...

UK could get someone else to accept EC fines for CO2 emission, says Chris Huhne 2
ronseal 3 years

Britain could avoid massive EC climate change related fines, under a new scheme dreamed up by Energy and Climate Secretary Chris Huhne. "We're going to bully another country into accepting our fine...

Nokia to pay for queuing outside its stores before release of Windows phone. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Satnav blamed for NATO strike on Timperley 0
3 years
double glazing firm sued by microsoft 0
4ty2 3 years

for operating a windows phone helpline without being microsoft certified...

white house to release photo card game of obama presidency 0
4ty2 3 years

pictures of OBL top trump...

Downing St ends fake names on letters, says Prime Minister David Strangle-Badger 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Man with no life happy about free life insurance 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Army budget cuts mean 'cycle lanes to be deployed instead of armour' 1
rickwestwell 3 years

Faced with budget cuts and the prospect of a resurgent Taliban with revenge attacks from Al-Qaeda, the British Army in Afghanistan has proposed an innovative and cheap way of protecting its soldiers...

‘Revolutionary’ new iPhone can remove stones from horses’ hooves. 12
Stan Laurel 3 years

Apple has unveiled the latest generation of the popular iPhone mobile. The redesigned device has a range of features new to mobile technology including a tape measure, an attachment that can remove...

Emin raises talking complete bollocks to new art form 0
roybland 3 years

Once Young Brit Artist Tracey Emin lifted talking complete bollocks to new artistic heights in an interview this week with farmer John Humphrys on the BBC Today programme.,  , 'Tracey has made...

Lord Alan Sugar announces he won't stand as US vice president 0
3 years

More Trump copying soon...

IMF Chief was merely "injecting liquidity". More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years
Lost critic reviews restaurant outside M25 9
3 years

A food critic for a leading Sunday newspaper missed a junction on the North Circular on Wednesday - and ended up visiting a restaurant well outside London. "The situation was desperate. My colleague...

Metropolitan Police to introduce automated bomb threat phoneline 1
3 years

A spokesman for the Metropolitan police announced the introduction of a dedicated, automated bomb alert phoneline today. The phoneline, which will be an 0845 number, should be introduced by the end...