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Angel Garcia top of the tree

Team Molina have secured the services of top trainer Angel Garcia – father of WBC strap holder Danny Garcia - ahead of Saturday's festive feud. Although Garcia appears to be in the corner only as...

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won hung lo 14.12.12 7:30am
Bourbon
Ed Milliband quits as people with irritating accents banned from public office. 0
PeterB 14.12.12 7:06am
PeterB
Disillusioned teen wakes up to the ugly side of vampirism

Thoughts of eternal bliss in the company of vampire heart-throb Robert Pattinson and the ethereal Kristen Stewart swam through her head when 16 year old Trudy Bellamy took her vampire oath at the...

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Dick Everyman 14.12.12 12:28am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Poetic tribute to Norman Joseph Woodland doesn't scan 2
Idiot 14.12.12 12:19am
Idiot
Mean FAB1 chauffeur, Parker, arrested on charges of Penny pinching

I'll get my coat...

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Smart Alex 13.12.12 10:49pm
Smart Alex
Diagnosis : HMV negative.

Probably no more soon...

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MADJEZ 13.12.12 10:17pm
MADJEZ
African Newspapers taken in by Nick Clegg Deputy PM hoax

Several online newspapers in Africa have carried stories from satirical website Newsbiscuit reporting that Prime Minister David Cameron is aided in government by a deputy named Nick Clegg. The...

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TerribleTim 13.12.12 9:58pm
TerribleTim
Man breaks all his teeth in ‘bronze turkey’ confusion. 0
malgor 13.12.12 8:50pm
malgor
Turkey commandos steal Bernard Matthews' ashes in daring raid

A small rafter of specially trained turkeys from the 'crack' 1st Norfolk Division has completed a daring pre-Christmas attack on the former home of Bernard Matthews, and have stolen his cremated...

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antharrison 13.12.12 8:31pm
custard cream
Newspapers campaign for "Savile's Law" - Identify all Celebrities in your area

Newspapers were today campaigning for a "Savile's Law" to be introduced in a bid for parents to be aware of al Celebrities that live in their area. A mother said "If there's a celebrity living near...

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toastnotghosts 13.12.12 8:25pm
DustyBinLaden
Popular satirical news website keeps crashing due to faulty comic relief valve

Hopefully no more soon Neato...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 13.12.12 8:12pm
antharrison
Pubs to adopt new ‘England flag’ classification...

Real ale aficionados turn to the pages of the [i]Good Beer Guide[/i]. But how can you tell what sort of ambience you’ll find in a pub you haven’t visited before? Well, wonder no more. The...

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Tripod 13.12.12 7:24pm
custard cream
Fracking reduces Blackpool to rubble thus improving local house prices 2
custard cream 13.12.12 7:21pm
malgor
Yellowists devestated

Yellowists throughout the world are in mourning today, after their leader was sentenced to two years in prison for misunderstanding Wittgenstein and ruining someone else's stuff. Vladimir Ubanets,...

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barrowboy 13.12.12 7:09pm
barrowboy
Torture instrument makers report record Xmas profits after '50 Shades Effect'

British military implements-of-torture manufacturer for over 450 years, Screech & Matlock, who saw a crippling drop in sales when lucrative government contracts with Egypt, Libya and the USA were...

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pinxit 13.12.12 5:25pm
pinxit
UK Govt.sets decorating expenses record by paying £2.2m rendition claim

more soon http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/robertpeston/westbrom170.jpg...

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custard cream 13.12.12 5:24pm
Gaz
Dawn French arrested in Operation Rowntree 0
antharrison 13.12.12 5:21pm
antharrison
I wish it wasn’t Christmas every day, admits Wizzard

Rajinder Laxmai, a bullock cart driver from the slums of Goregaon, northern Mumbai, has announced plans to build up his brand recognition in order to win market share. This will be the heart of his...

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Alan Sundry 13.12.12 5:19pm
Oxbridge
Villagers looking forward to eating ethical Xmas goat

Villagers from the tiny community of Ruritania in Eastern Europe say they can’t wait to eat the goat donated as an ethical Christmas gift by the Spencer family from Sittingbourne. “Every...

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Darkbill 2.0 13.12.12 4:56pm
beau-jolly
Cartoon characters caught up in Operation Yewtree

NEAT-O, A 58 year old former cartoon character from Dundee is to appear in court on Monday charged with operating a brothel and living off the earnings of prostitution., Jasmine Le Ferret, once...

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Gerontius 13.12.12 4:56pm
The All New Jeni B
Indian bullock cart driver to invest more in personal brand equity

Bharat Maheshwari, a bullock cart driver from the slum region of Bandra Kurla to the north of central Mumbai, has announced plans to build up his brand recognition in order to win market share. This...

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Oxbridge 13.12.12 1:34pm
custard cream
Indian bullock cart driver to invest more in personal brand equity

Roy Wood, lead singer of the 1970s glam rock band Wizzard, has apologised for his role in ensuring that is now Christmas every day. Today, 38 years to the week since Wizzard hit Number Two in the...

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Alan Sundry 13.12.12 1:07pm
Boutros
Savile Video Sales Sluggish

"We can't give 'em away," says Super Screen video shop manager Len Gumley as he contemplates shelves stacked with copies of Jimmy Savile's Christmas Kids Spectacular. "The Best of Jim'll Fix It...

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Drylaw 13.12.12 12:23pm
Drylaw
Heroin addicts to retrain as acupuncturists

The Health Secretary has announced today that heroin addicts and ex-heroin addicts will be offered the availability to retrain as acupuncturists due to their extensive experience with needles. Plans...

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simonjmr 13.12.12 12:04pm
simonjmr
Police helicopters detect ‘little white men’

West Midlands Police has reported several sightings of little white men during night time helicopter patrols across the region. The figures have been seen jumping over back garden fences or hiding...

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Dick Everyman 13.12.12 10:28am
Dick Everyman
Coastguards left "confused and disillusioned" by move to Birmingham

Maritime rescue heros are reportedly upset and disillusioned by the closure of shore-based facilities - especially those who have been reposted to the new coastguard facility in Perry Barr,...

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Boutros 13.12.12 10:21am
Dick Everyman
Ministers defend decision on fracking as 'A therapeutic enema for Mother Earth' 3
pinxit 13.12.12 9:40am
Dick Everyman
In bid to restore student vote, Lib Dems release video game for Christmas...

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/walkingclegg.jpg...

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pinxit 13.12.12 9:28am
pinxit
How Come, Santa Dishes Out The Prezzies....

Then gets the sack?, It's not bleeding obvious to me...

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Jesse Bigg 13.12.12 9:27am
HenryMJUK
Media discover 'fracking' sounds a bit rude

The UK media suddnely became interested in the controversial drilling technique of hydraulic fracturing when they realised collectively that the more common name for the technique - fracking - sounds...

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johnnydobbo 13.12.12 9:26am
johnnydobbo