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‘Chickens come home to roost’ as Blackburn looks for manager number four...

After just 15 games in charge of Blackburn Rovers, manager Michael Appleton has been sacked. Club owners, Venky’s, are now looking to appoint the club’s fourth manager this season. Candidates for...

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Tripod 19.03.13 3:57pm
Tripod
Stoners find ‘scratch ‘n’ sniff’ cannabis cards ‘make great roaches’... 0
Tripod 19.03.13 2:57pm
Tripod
Lottery winner bids for Diana dress: ‘Now I can retire that old gym sock’... 0
Tripod 19.03.13 2:04pm
Tripod
Michael Owen 'not already retired' shock 1
Midnight Dreary 19.03.13 12:58pm
charlies_hat
Childcare providers to increase their charges by 20% 0
medici2471 19.03.13 12:44pm
medici2471
Mixed reaction to latest Hockney still life

No fucking limits. I'm pissing edgy as twat...

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Truebiscuit 19.03.13 12:27pm
Idiot
Interrupting cell mate prevents prisoner from completing sentence 0
Stan 19.03.13 12:23pm
Stan
Michael Owen has announced he will not renew his Stoke Season Ticket 0
Hooch 19.03.13 12:14pm
Hooch
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cinquecento 19.03.13 10:59am
cinquecento
Apathetic shopper fails to experience the wonder of Woolworths 2
Dick Everyman 19.03.13 10:48am
Dick Everyman
Richard O’Brien can lick his own balls, which makes him 30% Border Collie... 0
Tripod 19.03.13 10:33am
Tripod
Tests confirm Richard O'Brien is "70% man and 100% pillock". 3
AReader 19.03.13 10:07am
Rootin Tootin
Someone didn't do something that people say they did

Formulaic comedy...

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19.03.13 10:03am
fink
Traffic warden didn't give ticket to a driver 2 minutes late 3
19.03.13 10:02am
fink
Postman Pat denies having a black and white cat 2
19.03.13 10:02am
fink
Osborne plan to kick-start economy with massive workhouse building program

Chancellor George Osborne will announce an ambitious program of workhouse building when he presents his Budget on Wednesday. 'Every town and village in England will have its own workhouse,' a...

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roybland 19.03.13 10:01am
Oxbridge
Bob the builder sued for not fixing it 2
19.03.13 10:01am
fink
11 months pregnant woman still attending procrastinatal classes 2
cinquecento 19.03.13 9:41am
Yikes
Musketeers sack Bathos for not living up to initial promise 2
cinquecento 19.03.13 9:37am
Squudge
Francis 1 to be known as the driving papal people meeter. 0
wallster 19.03.13 9:15am
wallster
Eurozone Launches "Virtual Banking"

Cyprus is the first country to implement the new Eurozone policy of "virtual banking", where account holders' money can simply diappear without notice. "This is no different from what happens to...

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Titus 19.03.13 9:04am
Squudge
Tabloids report that new press regulator head may be a pCENSOREDle 3
charlies_hat 19.03.13 9:00am
Squudge
U.S. believes North Korea is capable of launching missiles several feet

North Korea, who was once believed to be years away from developing a fully functional sling shot, now has the capability to launch a full fledged attack at anything in North Korea...

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A.J. DiCosimo 19.03.13 8:57am
Squudge
Teenaged girls anxious Pope will 'do a Bieber' at inauguration mass

Thousands of Catholic teenaged girls are said to be 'worried sick' that Pope Francis will turn up late for his inauguration mass in Rome on Tuesday. 'Oh,my God,' said Teresa Muldoon (14), 'I just...

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roybland 19.03.13 8:29am
Sinnick
Man who is indifferent to Marmite refused mortgage by Lloyds Bank

Jeremy Penrose from St. Albans, Hertfordshire was astonished to find that Lloyds Bank would not offer him a mortgage due to his absence of strong views on the taste of Marmite. Derek Ahmed, a...

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LensCap 19.03.13 7:25am
Mr Target
Canada legalizes Seal Clubbing citing that everyone should be allowed in clubs 0
A.J. DiCosimo 19.03.13 7:15am
A.J. DiCosimo
Two buses don't come along at same time 0
fink 19.03.13 6:29am
fink
Taxi driver doesn't talk lots 0
fink 19.03.13 6:28am
fink
Sun doesn't come up in the morning

Is this how it works? I find something that happens a lot, then just add "not"? Traffic warden doesn't give ticket, Beatles didn't do anything important - I think I've cracked this comedy lark!...

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fink 19.03.13 6:22am
fink
St. Louis Cardinals will decide next Pope 2
A.J. DiCosimo 19.03.13 5:20am
A.J. DiCosimo