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Education Secretary responds to OFSTED criticism: "Lessons have been learned" 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years
North Korea leader now only lies in state 0
RJWinter 3 years
Stop press....Kim Jong ill, now dead..Kim Jong un-ill.. new leader.. 0
Rowly 3 years

Headstone to read. "I told you I was IL"...

Higgs Boson found emitting from McDonalds apple pie 0
grottymonty 3 years

Plucky British scientists have again showed that they are at the forefront of sub-atomic research by identifying, measuring and collecting the elusive God particle. The team of literally four...

Ladies! Get the "Iron Lady" look! 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years All hail fashion icon Meryl Streep! She's made the Thatcher look popular again. Now all you ladies can be the envy of your friends...

delightfullyodd 3 years

THE village of Mildenhall in Suffolk is in uproar after a puddle appeared on a country road. Villagers are still in disbelief at the mass of water which measures 17 inches by 5 inches approximately. ...

He was... The People's Dictator of all Our Hearts, Blair to tell Korean mourners 5
ronseal 3 years

Tony Blair has landed a prestigious speaking engagement in North Korea, where he's been asked to warm up the crowd at the funeral of Kim Jong il. North Korean officials were apparently impressed by...

Elton John to perform at Kim of Hearts Funeral. 2
delightfullyodd 3 years

ELTON John has confirmed that he will fly to North Korea to play at the funeral of Kim Jong-il who died this week. Elton has also revealed that he has re-written his Candle in the Wind classic for...

Queen to have nipple pierced and maori tattoo to celebrate Diamond Jubilee 0
grottymonty 3 years

That's me in the tower...

S***thorpe man to play Widow Tw*nky in post-watershed pantomime 2
Smart Alex 3 years

Inspired by - Honestly, you couldn't make this up...

Osborne books Grasse hotel room to boycott IMF euro rescue plan 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Men warned Military Wives download is just a bunch of women singing 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Train companies announce excuses to increase by an average of 5.9% next year 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Newcastle Footballer to have an early testesmonial 1
Iamthestig 3 years
'Top stocking filler' for gang bosses revealed to be severed prostitute's leg 0
dicky37 3 years

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Olympic Stadium may be used as a concentration camp, says Cameron. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
It’s Dear Diana all over again, say North Koreans 3
Stan 3 years

The outbursts of emotional distress following the passing of leader Kim Jong-il have not been witnessed on the streets of Pyongyang since news of the tragic death of Diana, Princess of Wales, reached...

Kim Jong il dies of heart attack after renewing annual peak fare season ticket. 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Clegg: "I don't want to live like 1950's housewife, I want a career" 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Kim Jong-eun `delighted` to make it to second interview for supreme leader job. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years

"It`s enough to have made it this far" says hopeful youngster...

Oxford Police 'lost for words' by violence at underground 'scrabble' evenings 1
Username 3 years

Disturbing footage from an upcoming BBC Panorama episode looking at modern dictionary-making techniques has been handed to the Oxford Police. The images are of organised 'cagefights' between...

Cameron looking forward to first PM's Christian Time 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Welcome, Glorious Pretender 1
middenview 3 years

In an attempt to avoid inbreeding, but still maintain the leadership virtues of being short, fat, vain, and intensely irritating to the South, the North Korean government has appointed Alex Salmond...

Multi Oscar winning actor and Great Leader Kim Jong Il dead at 71. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
CIA: Kim Jong Il "actually killed in 2004 and replaced by Team America puppet." 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Kim Jong Il dead: Donald Cheney wins Republican party 'Dead Pool' 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Un in, Il out; North Korea "Shaken all about" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Kim Jong Il dies of broken heart after Strictly Come Dancing Final result. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Boris Johnson demands tax breaks for absent fathers. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Germany says EU needs UK, "we can't agree on who else to all hate." 0
MT Bucket 3 years