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The Sun - the paper for our plods (and their horses) 0
ronseal 3 years

The Sun has a new strap line today in honour of its keenest readers, the brave bribe takers and information sellers of the Metropolitan Police...

Exclusive: The Rebekah Brooks Only I Knew, by Dobbin, the retired police horse 3
ronseal 3 years

Stamping out answers with his foot, Dobbin has opened his heart to Newsbiscuit reporters, who have helped the retired police horse come to terms with his kidnap by the tabloid red top. "Rebekah...

Up, Down, Left, Right ….. just car names to look out for in the future ! 0
HenryMJUK 3 years

Following the launch of VW’s new “UP” small car, the big secret is out, every new VW model will have a catchy new name – next in the series will be Down followed by Left, Right, Crash, Bang...

Golfer extradited to the USA had Jeremy Clarkson autobiography in his suitcase 0
roybland 3 years

A keen golfer extradited to the United States over claims he conspired to sell batteries for use in Iranian missiles, had an autobiography of Jeremy Clarkson in his luggage, US Homeland Security...

Tom Atkinson ,8, ‘failing to prepare adequately’ for summer 2012 Egg &Spoon race 4
Gary Stanton 3 years

Young Tom Atkinson, one of this summer’s best prospects for a gold ribbon at a leading Horwich primary school’s Sports Day, has been slammed by coach and father Alan, 38, for lacking focus and...

London voters turn to 0
Boutros 3 years

London voters will be able to compare mayoral candidates across a range of performance indicators including annoying voice, silly hair, money-wasting schemes and hot air generation (in MegaJoules or...

Work begins at Edinburgh Zoo on Dali Lama enclosure‏ 2
The Last Detail 3 years

A spokesman for the Royal Zoological Society of Scotland which operates Edinburgh Zoo has confirmed that work has begun on the construction of a Dali Lama enclosure. The news follows the announcement...

Rebekah Brooks 'gift horse' committed suicide, Sun reports 4
3 years

The police horse loaned to Rebekah Brooks definitely committed suicide, according to the Sun newspaper. Dobbin was found in some woods near his field, where he had deliberately drunk a bucket of...

Sun on Sunday ‘huge success’ says Sun on Monday 11
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

The Sun newspaper has hailed the highly successful introduction of the Sun on Sunday, calling the first edition of a paper identical to an existing paper, but released on a different day, ‘an...

Desert Island Discs to move to Radio 1 and rebrand as "Ibiza Downloads" 1
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Plan for mobile phone to encrypt texts sends mixed messages 4
apepper 3 years

Too complicated?...

Police question producer of Desert Island Disks over missing celebraties 1
Immunis 3 years
Cowdenbeath acquire honours list & trophy cabinet from Rangers Administrators 0
grottymonty 3 years

Scottish second division side Cowdenbeath have paid an undisclosed sum for the trophy cabinet and the entire honours list of Rangers FC. The history books will now show that they are the world's most...

Occupy Homs campaigner finally evicted 4
beau-jolly 3 years
Necessity Mother of Invention: DNA Results Inconclusive 2
Landfill 3 years

A Texas judge today ruled in a maternity case that there is no definitive proof that Necessity is the mother of Invention. In a five page summary, Judge Leonard Fisk of Beaumont Court, Jefferson...

Capitalism blamed for unfair distribution of upper case letters. 0
wallster 3 years
New Hacking scandal! Rebekah Brooks got a horse! 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Google urges people to surgically replace eyes with webcams 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Book Burning “may solve world energy problems” says Government Minister 6
dvo4fun 3 years

“It’s still early days but our Afghanistan book burning trials were very encouraging” said Charles Hendry, Minister of State for the Department of Energy and Climate Change. “Just a few...

Aquatic Basketball controversy: Olympic organisers slammed (and dunked) 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years
Badgers protest at the culling of Bill Oddie from Springwatch. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Sony Ericsson answers iphone's 'Siri', with 'intelligence'. 0
theadministrator 3 years

First making an appearance in the world famous documentary of Team America's World Police, Sony Ericsson have teamed up with American Scientists to produce a two-way cyber phone in answer to Apple...

Police trojan tactic has made Charles suspect he is being spied on 0
Not Amused 3 years
No, not experienced HORSE Sun editor tells cops on eve of Rooney brothel sting 0
ronseal 3 years
"Upper class people are more likely to behave selfishly, studies suggest" 4
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

In other news, Pope not a Hindu, bears prefer forested facilities...

Public shocked at St Pauls camp evictions. 'Was it still there ?' said most. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Tom Daley signs sponsorship deal with Gravity 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

with hat tip to Gary S for the thought...

Boris Johnson Shock Discovery: Olympics to Contain Non-Beach Volleyball Sports 0
thisisall1word 3 years

Boris Johnson Shocked, Saddened, Visibly Less Aroused to Discover Olympics to Contain Non-Beach Volleyball Sports etc....

Would you like Adele to sit on your lap? 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Slim, elegant, rounded. Built for comfort as well as speed. Quick start-up; can handle your enormous RAM...

'The Artist' blamed as Cage's '4min 33sec' tops classical music chart 1
pinxit 3 years