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Theresa May describes 'Occupy' eviction negotiations as in tents 2
simonjmr 3 years
EU grants ‘radical’ cleric right to demonstrate skateboarding at London 201t 7
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

A radical cleric who dedicates his life to fundamental skateboarding has won the right to demonstrate the sport at London 2012. In a hurriedly-built half-pipe, Abu ‘The Grind’ Qatada wooed a...

Department of Health introduces new “Choose a Bug” system for the NHS 2
Nails UK 3 years

The Department of Health today announced the launch of the new NHS “Choose a Bug” system, which will allow patients to choose which healthcare acquired infection they will contract whilst being...

Lagging pupils insulated from unemployment fears 4
button 3 years
Rebekah Brooks became a mother by ‘hacking surrogate’s womb’ 4
Long Distance Clara 3 years

The news that Rebekah Brooks has become a parent was this morning tarnished by allegations in The Guardian that she obtained the child by illegally accessing the womb of a pregnant woman. ‘Our...

Redknapp: Manigging Sperrs is eezy peezy and grate funn 0
Drylaw 3 years
Metal thefts latest; Jeremy Irons goes into hiding 0
apepper 3 years

Irons joins Salman Rusty...

Surrogate to answer bail for Rebekah Brooks 0
medici2471 3 years
XXX fetish film billed by hotel following guests request for porn to be disabled 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Paul and Ringo to appear in C4's 'Beatles Fight to the Death' 0
hughesroland 3 years
Osborne defends £1 trillion loan with display of stuffed meerkats 0
apepper 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne has claimed that the UK's trillion pound debt isn't all bad after displaying a complete set of cuddly meerkats. "It's an investment", claimed Osborne, "one day these could...

‘I did snub an honour’ insists Paul Daniels 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Beckham concerned Harper 7's account could cause same problems as Rosie 47's 0
simonjmr 3 years

David Beckham has today surrendered himself into police custody for fears that Harper Seven's Post Office Savings account which receives the monthly family allowance payment could cause the same...

Moodys hospital downgrade prompts eurogenital crisis 0
cinquecento 3 years
Locks to 'success' changed after the keys go missing 0
thackaray 3 years
Stonewall fury at "No Camping" rule for London Olympic venues. 0
Al McHogan 3 years
Coffee chain reveals supersonic iced coffee, 'Costa Concordia on the rocks' 0
Perks 3 years
Italy announces Costa Concordia part of its Titannic centennary celebrations 0
simonjmr 3 years
Father of 10 gives government benefit "holiday" 5
markbuontempo 3 years

A young Oxford dad Darren "Dazzler" Peacock, 28, today decided to give the coalition government a bit of breathing space by giving them a benefit holiday - voluntarily giving up approximately £42k...

Critics slam O2 for mobile phone number security breach 07346115487 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Scientists lose invisibility cloak 1
RJWinter 3 years

Where is it John?...

Arrested PIP implant boss faces terminal breast augmentation under Sharia law 0
cinquecento 3 years
Gordon Brown calls for something. 0
pere floza 3 years

.. world carries on...

New film without images gets nominated for Oscars 2
RJWinter 3 years

The 2012 release "The Girl With The Yellow Fridge" has been nominated for 3 Oscars, possibly starting a new era in films without images, already being called "Le Noire" in Hollywood. "The Girl With...

Dave commissions new series "Quite Interesting Car Facts with Clarkson and Fry" 0
bonjonelson 3 years
BBC executives announce change to BBC2’s top motoring programme “Top Gear” 0
HenryMJUK 3 years

Keeping a programme fresh & exciting all of the time is a major challenge. As viewers know, we have set a very high standard and are always striving to improve the format of each show. With this...

Emergency services inundated with calls after broad casting of Birdsong 1
A.Parody 3 years

After what has been dubbed by switch board operators as [i]What the Fuck - Sunday[/i], The Nation’s beloved sense of hearing is slowing returning. Panic swept the country at about 9.06pm GMT on...

B&Q customer lands first punch after being asked if he wants decking 7
Smart Alex 3 years
‘Right to be forgotten online’ doesn’t extend to Revenue database. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Sadly, more demands soon...

Man asking in beach shop, 'Do you have a windbreak?' 0
Smart Alex 3 years

is told, 'Are you kidding? We don't even have a teabreak'...