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Breaking bad fans angered by "it was all a bad dream" ending

No more soon...

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nickb 28.09.13 9:44am
nickb
Taxonomists confirm Tories are 'lower than vermin'

Sixty-five years after Aneurin Bevan described Tories as 'lower than vermin', taxonomists have confirmed that the Labour politician's classification is correct. The news may come as an embarrassment...

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roybland 28.09.13 9:42am
roybland
Ignore - old news

FOR HOUSEKEEPING PURPOSES ONLY. NOT SUBMISSION. Davros to no longer receive incapacity benefit Davros, creator of the Daleks, has reacted angrily to news that he will no longer be eligible for...

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Darkbill 2.0 28.09.13 7:36am
Spartacus
Jacques Costeau to deliver Reef Lectures. 1
Cinders 28.09.13 6:38am
apepper
Prime Minister admits to falling asleep whilst running country

A British prime minister has admitted to falling asleep when he was supposed to be in charge of the country. The prime minister, who hasn't been named, also said that the deputy prime minister was...

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apepper 28.09.13 3:03am
ゴルゴ13
2014 World War One Commemorations will be over by Christmas claim Generals. 1
Zen 28.09.13 2:56am
ゴルゴ13
Succinct speaker to deliver the 2014 Brief lectures

(gets coat)...

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Smart Alex 27.09.13 10:49pm
Smart Alex
UN asks Nick Clegg - 'Who the f**k are you?'

While our glorious Deputy Prime Minister lectured the General Assembly in New York on their general failings, people from around the world asked as one: 'Who is this bozo?'. Undaunted by their...

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Wrenfoe 27.09.13 10:38pm
Two pound coin collector claims 'they'll be worth alot, one day' 0
TobiasBV 27.09.13 10:11pm
TobiasBV
RIM Announces New Beer Mat Division. More Soon

Reposting from chat room...

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Kurt Degerstrom 27.09.13 10:08pm
Kurt Degerstrom
Party Conference Hysteria Grips Britain’s Teens

A new craze is sweeping through communities the length and breadth of Britain with a devastating effect on the health and wellbeing of the nation’s teenagers. A phenomenon which combines a hysteria...

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Ned Geller 27.09.13 10:03pm
Ned Geller
Public in shock as conspiracy theorist reveals truths on blog

The world was stunned today as Peter Wells revealed shocking truths about the unknown ruling elite who are the puppet masters of international government., In a new post on his personal blog...

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fernandomando 27.09.13 8:07pm
Al OPecia
Man with upturned nose on forehead branded a snob

More nose later...

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davetwojackets 27.09.13 8:05pm
irreverendJ
Dentist to deliver teeth lectures...

as a fill-in...

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Loundshay 27.09.13 7:54pm
Loundshay
Mick Jagger to deliver Keef lectures 0
nickb 27.09.13 7:50pm
nickb
Rouhani presents John Kerry with Persian Rug. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.09.13 7:44pm
Al OPecia
DFID support for Kenyan pop-up shop programme "to be re-thought". 0
Al OPecia 27.09.13 7:34pm
Al OPecia
Smoking reduces stress of consequences of smoking, says smoker 1
Dumbnews 27.09.13 7:31pm
Al OPecia
Zombies 'sick to death' of inaccurate and offensive portrayal during Halloween

As Halloween fast approaches, several zombies have aired their frustration at being portrayed as 'brain-dead, blood-sucking monsters', and have called for retailers to remove fake blood, masks and...

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Jesus H 27.09.13 6:17pm
Robopop
Emotional roller-coaster closed due to instability.

Hat-tip to nickb...

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FOAD 27.09.13 5:58pm
FOAD
Couple addicted to sex diagnosed as bonkers

Shirly must have been done?...

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beau-jolly 27.09.13 4:38pm
beau-jolly
Fat posh Russian woman says yes. Lardy da!

. sorry - drunk...

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nickb 27.09.13 4:31pm
nickb
Howard Marks to deliver reefer lectures

Hat tip to Roy Bland. I am eating cornflakes straight from the packet...

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CulchaVulcha 27.09.13 4:26pm
CulchaVulcha
England’s women footballers to consider gender reassignment surgery

The only thing standing in the way of England and World Cup glory is a cock and a pair of balls, according to football experts. After the England women’s team notched up consecutive 6-0 and 8-0...

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Gary Stanton 27.09.13 4:18pm
nickb
Armed response alert following mental hospital outbreak cancelled...

after police realise it's just Fresher's week at Stockport College...

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irreverendJ 27.09.13 3:33pm
irreverendJ
Labour Join Tories In ‘Giving Up’ On Slothful, Claim Bums Nationwide

http://www.libdemvoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/miliband.jpg Britain’s idlers were left disillusioned after an appearance by Labour leader Ed Miliband in Edinburgh earlier this week....

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Bart Verhoeven 27.09.13 3:31pm
Bart Verhoeven
James Bond goes solo...

Speaking at the launch of the new book, [i]Solo[/i], author William Boyd said “I’ve taken Bond back to basics. Instead of shagging a bevy of beautiful girls with appealingly silly names, Bond...

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Tripod 27.09.13 3:19pm
Sinnick
Mathletes set to smash national record

Adjudicators from the Guinness book of records will be poised and ready with their whistles and stopwatches tonight, when males from the nation's mathematics fraternity attempt to break the record...

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Robopop 27.09.13 2:56pm
Robopop
Paper Shop Turned Into Paper Elephant By Origami Gang

More news as it unfolds...

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Flugelbinder 27.09.13 2:47pm
Flugelbinder
Iceland not stocking 'psycho' outfits as most customers wearing them already 0
Oxbridge 27.09.13 2:34pm
Oxbridge