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Google "Drone-By" Introduced For High-Risk Countries 0
Titus 23.06.13 9:16pm
Titus
Dyslexic admits being "unable to smell gas". 9
Al OPecia 23.06.13 9:02pm
Arthur
Michael Gove calls for return of wooden racquets at Wimbledon 1
custard cream 23.06.13 9:00pm
Arthur
Law student submits abbreviated T&C as doctoral thesis

[Apologies to Ronseal]...

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Arthur 23.06.13 8:56pm
Arthur
Speculation Grows Regarding What Bad News Will Be Buried On Day Of Royal Birth 8
Titus 23.06.13 8:46pm
Titus
Judge rules 'FAQ' honest and truthful because 'a' means 'asked', not &

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Arthur 23.06.13 8:41pm
Arthur
FAQ ruled Honest & Truthful; Judge says "A" means "asked" not "answered

[Posted on hehalf of Arthur. As alert readers may have spotted, I have tried all sorts of variations and this is the best I can manage. I claim no credit for the story - any star are a tribute to...

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Titus 23.06.13 8:23pm
Arthur
Kelloggs panic as Britain's favourite breakfast becomes toast. More soon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23013546...

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dominic_mcg 23.06.13 8:10pm
Arthur
Devious Pembrokeshire Tax Avoider Hides His Money In New Haven

OK not particularly topical, but it's Welsh, so should wind up someone...

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Titus 23.06.13 8:09pm
Titus
Albanian votes for Norman Wisdom

Despite his death, three years ago, the beloved comic actor is still the front runner to become the new Albanian Prime Minister. The nation has been impressed by his manifesto of trademark trips,...

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Wrenfoe 23.06.13 7:36pm
Wrenfoe
GCSE reforms to aim for "plant-level maths"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22991838...

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Dingodile 23.06.13 6:18pm
Arthur
Wimbeldon...Let's begin the warm up

and the question on, everyone's ...

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irreverendJ 23.06.13 2:53pm
irreverendJ
Proctologist going to School re-union to "look up some old friends". 1
Al OPecia 23.06.13 2:37pm
Lindy Moone
'Hello. It's Ryanair Customer Services. Fuck off. Goodbye.'

More soon BTW there was a program on TV the other night featuring Ryanair's customer services director - my dream job...

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antharrison 23.06.13 1:44pm
Arthur
Snowden seeks political asylum in Assange's wardrobe 0
medici2471 23.06.13 1:32pm
medici2471
Beautician admits there's a thin line between a bikini wax and a full Brazilian. 1
Ian Searle 23.06.13 12:11pm
Lindy Moone
Sham proctologist was 'just going through the motions', court hears 5
cinquecento 23.06.13 12:07pm
cinquecento
Bristol car thief claims he thought it was free car Sunday. 0
weematt 23.06.13 12:07pm
weematt
Typesetter criticised for disregarding punctuation 5
Arthur 23.06.13 11:57am
Arthur
Return of 80's style fashion - IOW retailers report a boom 0
sillybugger 23.06.13 11:42am
sillybugger
Isle of Wight now in colour.

My first IoW...

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sredni vashta 23.06.13 11:41am
sillybugger
Andy Murray put on "That Joke" watch list. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 23.06.13 10:26am
Al OPecia
Wonga puppet millionaires flee with booty

Scotland Yard is on the hunt for a trio of extortionists and suspected money launderers following a tip off from a Wonga.com whistleblower. Using a TV advertising campaign as a front for their...

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Dick Everyman 23.06.13 10:13am
Dick Everyman
Emotional ambulance suffers breakdown in SA

Expanding on the idea by apepper The South African health service has pledged to use more stoic and emotionless vehicles in future after the ambulance carrying Nelson Mandela from Johannesburg to...

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irreverendJ 23.06.13 9:30am
apepper
On the run Snowden boards Aeroflot flight - could be anywhere 0
A.A.Arkwright 23.06.13 9:06am
A.A.Arkwright
Accountant emerges after 7 hours trapped in toilet cubicle

Mild mannered accountant George Thornby was finally rescued by colleagues yesterday afternoon after spending 7 hours in a toilet cubicle. George had already visisted Mr Ploppy and was about to wipe...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 23.06.13 9:00am
Yikes
US trying to steal our mountains with Snowden extradition bid 0
irreverendJ 23.06.13 8:22am
irreverendJ
'Intergalactic recession' forced closure of UFO desk, announce MoD

The Ministry of Defence closed its UFO special desk because of a 'severe downturn' in economies across the universe, newly released files show. The desk was closed in December 2009 following an...

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Jesus H 23.06.13 7:42am
Jesus H
Taliban bewildered by talks led by Kerry Catona. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 22.06.13 10:45pm
Dick Everyman
South Africans to use less emotional vehicles as ambulance breaks down

The South African health service has pledged to use more stoic vehicles after the ambulance carrying Nelson Mandela broke down. "It was understandable.", explained a spokesman, "Most of us were...

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apepper 22.06.13 10:33pm
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