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All playing fields to be levelled to give them a level playing field 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

The government has annouced that all playng fields in the UK must be level, so that they have a level playing field., A spokesman said: 'In order to compete, we must have a level playing field. And...

World leaders stunned by difference between road map and itinerary 1
Des and Stan 3 years

Senior politicians, business leaders and military chiefs gasped in shock at a presentation today when a consultant showed them what a road map really looked like. Beth Wagner of McKinsey & Co...

Hundreds of French brides arrested in veil crackdown 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Weddings all over France were disrupted as police arrested brides who had covered their faces with veils., A member of the Gendarme explained: 'Good moaning. We were just pissing the wodding, when I...

Ned Flanders buys controlling stake in Arsenal 0
thackaray 3 years

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They do neigh mind, researchers claim 1
Screenie 3 years

The Grand National, Britain's most famous horse race, is being criticised for the equine carnage into which it often denegrates. Thirty four horses have died as a direct result of the race since the...

Saudi Arabia makes smelling of garlic illegal 0
greg various 3 years
U2 regain their number one status 0
MC One R 3 years

U2 have regained the crown for the most irritating band, knocking Coldplay into second after what seems like eternity. Bono produced an incredible performance of self satisfied smugness on another...

Investment bank bonuses to be ringfenced from potential retail bank losses. 8
MC One R 3 years
French goverment ban all public face covering 0
virtuallywill 3 years

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Banks immediately claim new "ring-fence" as tangible asset. 1
Qoxiivi 3 years
Greenpeace: Support for French Save the Veil campaign was a 'misunderstanding' 0
Skylarking 3 years
Bulls, Bears and Stags to be ring-fenced, says London Stock Exchange 0
pinxit 3 years
Report advises High Street Banks to keep customers money...er, that's it. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Gaddafi rendered unconscious after he forgot to open sunroof to greet supporters 0
Basil_B 3 years
High Street Banks advised to keep customers money in separate shoe box. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Lift company's annual accounts show that last year was "a bit up and down". 3
MC One R 3 years
Next Egyptian President to be elected by single transferable goat. 4
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Number of flip-flops worn during March reach record levels, a study shows. 0
MC One R 3 years
Audi driver allegedly spotted "not tailgating slower car". More soon. 5
MC One R 3 years
Banks to ring fence customers 7
virtuallywill 3 years

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Coalition concedes that Library Book Thefts 'Taken as Read' 0
3 years
Banking Commission to offer banks feature-rich firewall software for only $99 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
US takeover could make Arsenal ‘the new Aston Villa’ insists new owner 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Hiccup as AU road map for Libyan peace left in glove box of Tripoli hire car 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
US takeover sees Arsenal rebranded The Top Gunners 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ozzy Osbourne sacked as Wayne Rooney's speech coach 0
Ian Searle 3 years

More f%$*?@g soon...

Warm weather continues-children advised slam doors previously left open in cold 0
Ian Searle 3 years
UK and Dutch to buy Iceland and Ireland in "BOGOF" deal. More soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Bin Laden relieved to hear he will escape future council fines 1
Basil_B 3 years
Jafaican to be included as a modern language in English Baccalaureat, says Gove. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years

Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove has revealed plans to allow school children in England to study Jafaican as a modern foreign language. This move comes after the government's decision...