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Small shopkeeper expands to Medium to include new range of spirits  0
charlies_hat 06.10.12 9:15am
charlies_hat
Vegetarians main cause of global warming.

Experts have warned that increasing vegetarianism is threatening the planet through global warming., "Everyone knows that cows produce high levels of methane that damage the ozone layer", said a...

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philthefunk 06.10.12 9:04am
Jesse Bigg
Happy, Grumpy and Sleepy open a store and join Association of Small Shopkeepers 1
Perks 06.10.12 9:02am
sigmund
Cycle path arrested following unprovoked attack on bus lane 2
SpankyMonkey 06.10.12 8:22am
writinginbsl
All Road Markings to Cease Immediately

The Department of Transport earlier announced that from today, white road markings would cease to exist. As of October the 5th, all white lines on roads will be removed, in an effort to save over £3...

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christian.orr 06.10.12 8:05am
arthurminnit
Small shopkeepers deny short changing customers

Or is it just me? neat-o...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 06.10.12 7:53am
sigmund
Thousands of south-coast residents head for Turkey/Syria border. 0
sigmund 06.10.12 7:51am
sigmund
14 Year Old Girl Claims "Freddie Starr Ate My Beaver" 0
Jonny Shlep 06.10.12 6:00am
Jonny Shlep
Eastwood's Chair To Replace Obama For Next Debate 0
Hooch 05.10.12 10:47pm
Hooch
Facebook's Timeline makes human brain redundant

A team of eminent neurologists has linked memory loss to the introduction of Facebook Timeline and satellite locational devices. In a study of over 10,000 Facebook users it has been found that...

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Dick Everyman 05.10.12 10:23pm
Dick Everyman
Warning lights for energy deficit go out 0
kimllfixit 05.10.12 8:27pm
kimllfixit
Pinewood Studios inundated with James Bond sex abuse claims. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.10.12 8:02pm
dominic_mcg
Weather hampers picnic. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.10.12 7:58pm
dominic_mcg
High Court clears the slinging of Abu Hamza's hook 2
grottymonty 05.10.12 7:53pm
riesler
Jerry Lee Lewis denies assaulting pianos as concern grows over more Lee cases

Rock n roll legend Jerry Lee Lewis has denied standing on, kicking, and slapping multiple pianos. One piano, a baby grand, said “Lewis violently abused me, sometimes in public. He knew what he...

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nickb 05.10.12 5:27pm
Prince Philip Doesn't Die Peacefully In His Sleep

Some funny lines there!...

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Stanleys Dad 05.10.12 4:33pm
Newly discovered mammoth first thought to be Ann Widdicombe with furry coat on 1
philthefunk 05.10.12 4:31pm
Mark Hughes tells press that he is the best man for the QPR managers salary 1
grottymonty 05.10.12 4:30pm
Ashley Cole denies insult. 'Some of my best friends are twats' 4
Perks 05.10.12 3:44pm
charlies_hat
Butner Correctional Institution Pudding Club goes nationwide

Happy prisoners at Butner Correctional Institution in North Carolina have setup a pudding club so successful that prison guards and even the prison governor have joined in. Members of the pudding...

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AReader 05.10.12 3:14pm
AReader
Predicitive text got me in to trouble claims Cole

"I was trying to say Twits" claims Ashley Cole. It's not dissimmilar to the form of mental and verbal predictive text that John Terry suffers from. More soon...

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simonjmr 05.10.12 2:59pm
simonjmr
"Creator of rushing around like a blue arsed fly" to be on Prince Philip's obit 0
simonjmr 05.10.12 2:37pm
simonjmr
God admits bidding process for Life on Earth was ‘fundamentally flawed’

God will re-run the bidding process for the ‘Life in our Solar System’ franchise after a successful legal challenge by Martian Aliens found serious flaws in the Earth’s original business case....

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Mandy Lifeboat 05.10.12 2:33pm
Mandy Lifeboat
BBC unveils new show ‘Strictly Come Noncing’

The BBC has announced plans for a brand new show next autumn, ‘Strictly Come Noncing.’ Set in a well known maximum security prison on the Isle of Wight, celebrities will be put through the grind...

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Dick Everyman 05.10.12 12:53pm
Dick Everyman
Leyton Orient could go through 're-branding exercise'

Barry Hearn, owner of Leyton Orient FC has not ruled out changing the club's name if it moves to the Olympic Stadium., Suggested alternatives so far are The Orient Stratford Takeaway, Leyton Hewitt,...

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philthefunk 05.10.12 12:39pm
philthefunk
"Zombie Jimmy Saville fucked my fireplace," claims postmistress

Police in North Yorkshire are investigating claims that the late Jimmy Saville has risen from the grave and is now indiscriminately molesting anything he can get his putrified hands on. In a public...

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jamsieoconnor 05.10.12 11:30am
jamsieoconnor
SPATIAL OFFER

Tardis. One careful owner. VGC. Clock may have been doctored. OIRO 500,000 Pandaks...

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Scroat 05.10.12 11:19am
jamsieoconnor
'Odd' IT Manager accused of being a PDF File. 4
riesler 05.10.12 11:06am
riesler
French beekeepers cross bees, Bernard Manning and Ben Dover - create blue honey 0
simonjmr 05.10.12 10:52am
simonjmr
Riot police helpless in face of angry, non-confrontational mob

Truncheon-wielding riot police in full body armour were left disoriented and confused in Birmingham yesterday as they attempted to control an obviously angry, but non-confrontational crowd who...

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Re Pete 05.10.12 10:14am
sigmund