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Russell Brand claims future relationship with Paltrow "the real thing"

"I've never felt this way before", said the now drugs-clean lothario. "I really love her. The thought of the sex I'll be having with her makes me feel totally spiritual and at one with the universe."...

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Adrian Bamforth 26.03.14 10:04pm
Adrian Bamforth
The Grand Budapest Hotel slated on tripadvisor. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 26.03.14 9:10pm
dominic_mcg
North Korean barbers show customers picture of vagina instead of mirror

Hat tip to bookiesfriend...

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throngsman 26.03.14 9:05pm
throngsman
Genital mutilation squad to suffer cuts 0
Underconstruction 26.03.14 8:45pm
Underconstruction
Size of Max Clifford’s penis ‘a bone of contention’... 1
Tripod 26.03.14 6:55pm
Wrenfoe
Kim Jong-un demands everyone looks like him

anti-racists are perplexed...

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camz 26.03.14 6:37pm
camz
Dyslexic addict accidentally puts himself into prefab 4
Smart Alex 26.03.14 6:16pm
Underconstruction
Old Trafford re-branded as a holiday camp, for the ‘warm welcome’ to visitors. 0
Tripod 26.03.14 6:16pm
Tripod
Small c88t has average sized penis 0
Underconstruction 26.03.14 6:15pm
Underconstruction
NK barbers replace mirror with Kim Jong-Un portrait to show patrons back of head 0
bookiesfriend 26.03.14 6:12pm
bookiesfriend
Hot Scottish Widows ‘grateful to the Scottish diet’...

Everyone knows how hot those Scottish Widows are. While their black cloaks and hoods suggest they’re still in mourning, their eyes seem to say something else entirely: “Are those bawbees in your...

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Tripod 26.03.14 6:07pm
Tripod
Grief and anger as Milliband calls off search for Credibility.......... 0
Tirpitz 26.03.14 6:07pm
Tirpitz
Book ban will result in fewer sentences in prison, claims Minister 3
bookiesfriend 26.03.14 6:01pm
Wrenfoe
It was Rebekah's shopping list, says Carter

Cheryl Carter, who was employed as a personal alibi (PA) by Rebekah Woods for nearly 20 years has denied disposing of evidence. 'The box I threw away had lots of interesting notes that I had made up,...

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throngsman 26.03.14 5:24pm
throngsman
Person manages to sign name properly on electronic courier pad 0
Schoolboy 26.03.14 5:21pm
Schoolboy
New Noah movie "not historically accurate" say historians and informed people 0
Schoolboy 26.03.14 5:18pm
Schoolboy
Mid-Atlantic infomercial accents sexiest, say middle aged, jobless women 0
Schoolboy 26.03.14 5:16pm
Schoolboy
Cars designed to be fuelled by skepticism about climate change

Ford has announced a breakthrough in car engineering by partly powering their latest concept car through the raging skepticism of its driver about climate change. Ironically, the more the person is...

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Schoolboy 26.03.14 5:13pm
Schoolboy
Hairdressers 'braced' for new haircut rage

Following the revelation that North Koreans are being urged to adopt the haircut of their leader, Kim Jong-un, UK hairdressers are preparing for a series of copycat requests from British voters. 'We...

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throngsman 26.03.14 4:08pm
throngsman
Eygpt sends 528 people to carry out 'fingertip search of Malaysian crash site' 0
throngsman 26.03.14 3:51pm
throngsman
'Rebekah' a moving update of Daphne du Maurier's classic novel 'Rebecca'

"Last night I dreamt I went to Wapping again" is the opening line of ‘Rebekah’, the long awaited update to Daphne du Maurier’s novel ‘Rebecca’. In the story, ‘Rebekah’ recollects her...

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Dick Everyman 26.03.14 3:46pm
Titus
R&A golf club to admit women, because ‘the clubhouse won’t clean itself’... 1
Tripod 26.03.14 3:27pm
Titus
Chiropractors say texting makes you old

'We've noticed that people who text lean forward and we know from hard won experience that older people lean forward too,' said Gill Jenkins of the British Chiropractic Association. 'It's pretty...

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throngsman 26.03.14 2:50pm
throngsman
Kippers regard rollmops as role models 0
nickb 26.03.14 2:24pm
nickb
NHS Initiative 'to save lives'

'It came out of a management development meeting, really,' explained a senior advisor to the beleaguered health service. 'We'd just parked the thorny issue of how to divvy out this massive pot of...

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throngsman 26.03.14 1:44pm
throngsman
Clifford - 'I never publicised I was a sex pest' 0
throngsman 26.03.14 1:35pm
throngsman
Gwyneth/Martin split over drunken sex or as they called it, unconscious coupling 0
Midfield Diamond 26.03.14 1:29pm
Midfield Diamond
WOMEN BEND MORE LIGHT THAN MEN.

A recent study at the Academy of Light Sciences in Prague has found that women disturb 93% more photons around them than do men. Dr Francis Allan, The Academies head of light displacement, has...

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teleport 26.03.14 1:26pm
NewBiscuit
Disappointment As Bombs Fail To Destroy Off-Shore Wind Turbines

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-west-wales-26718148...

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Titus 26.03.14 1:17pm
throngsman
Moses feels responsible for parting.

I'll get my coat...

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MADJEZ 26.03.14 1:16pm
Midfield Diamond