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Women's Football team wear Anti-Sexism Nipple Tassels

Grandchester Ladies Football Team have shown their commitment to stamping sexism out of football by appearing in their Bristol and District Challenge Cup tie wearing matching Nipple Tassels. The...

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Ironduke 24.10.12 10:25am
Ironduke
London prepares for imminent attack as HO downgrades threat level to 'moderate' 0
medici2471 24.10.12 10:06am
medici2471
BBC 2 declares War on BBC 1

Warring news-tribes, angered by the Panorama investigation, opened fire on studios where radical BBC 1 journalists are known to be in occupation. Fierce hand to hand fighting at BBC Television...

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nickb 24.10.12 10:05am
MADJEZ
Bovine TB. Cute badgers not to be culled, a victory for sentiment over science!!

News biscuit report, At 0830 hrs on 24/10/2012, Defra under Minister Mr. Nick Benyon may have given the following statement to the press. “Following an extensive period of scientific...

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swampy 24.10.12 10:00am
swampy
Cyclists to ignore new traffic light food labels 1
Duncan Biscuit 24.10.12 8:51am
Psycadelic Squirrel
“Food prevents hunger”, says report... 0
Tripod 24.10.12 8:47am
Tripod
Senior South Yorkshire Police “made officers rewrite their Christmas Cards”

Messages inside greetings cards received by friends of members of South Yorkshire police were dictated by senior officers, a new report published today shows. A study by the University of Leeds...

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nickb 24.10.12 8:25am
Duncan Biscuit
New Argos catalogue features 75 stores and nothing else 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.10.12 8:21am
Duncan Biscuit
Calls for BBC Trust to be renamed 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.10.12 8:18am
Duncan Biscuit
BNP launch children’s Christmas box set for aspiring despots

The British National Party has unveiled its Christmas 2013 gift-set compendium. The ideal present for this year's aspiring despots. - My little Nazi: A tasteful third reich plastic figure,...

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antharrison 24.10.12 7:09am
dvo4fun
Armstrong Admits Taking Life Enhancing Drugs to Prevent Cancer

Seven times Tour De France champion Lance Armstrong today confessed to taking a series of sophisticated medicated drugs to ward off testicular cancer. The cycling champion publicly admitted to...

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Alfred Noakes 24.10.12 12:43am
Yikes
Apple iPads, Two Sizes Fits All

Good news to all you iPad lovers. Apple is about to release a smaller version of the iPad called the MINiPad. The MINiPad will have the same sleek curves as the larger MAXiPad, but will be radiant,...

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24.10.12 12:12am
Internet provider launches new website to request support when Internet is down 0
Dumbnews 23.10.12 10:23pm
Dumbnews
Birmingham to be even more of a dump warns council 0
Mandy Lifeboat 23.10.12 7:48pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Savile 'enjoyed girls Snickers more than Marathons' claims fun run organiser 5
charlies_hat 23.10.12 7:27pm
Squudge
BBC apologises for poor impression of Savile. So does Mike Yarwood. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.10.12 7:20pm
dominic_mcg
Lance Armstrong ordered to cycle backwards 7 times around France

More punishments soon...

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seymour totti 23.10.12 4:23pm
grottymonty
Commons culture committee lobby for Rum Tum Tugger as next DG of BBC 0
Nowherefast 23.10.12 4:21pm
Nowherefast
Egg mayonnaise fed up with people telling it "You're on a roll" 2
nickb 23.10.12 4:04pm
nickb
'We're in it together' policy blown as Osborne caught with pants down

After inadvertently wearing a live microphone in a BBC toilet, Chancellor George Osborne found himself at the centre of another embarrassing gaffe when his private phone conversation was leaked to...

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pinxit 23.10.12 3:59pm
pinxit
2013 Tour de France dope test lottery ‘will be a rollover’

Excited organisers of France’s annual cycling-and-pretending-not-to-take-drugs lottery have announced that 2013's draw will be ‘a rollover’. With Lance Armstrong personally injecting an extra...

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23.10.12 3:33pm
button
Test card girl life support switched off. 2
nickb 23.10.12 3:29pm
button
President Obama claims, 'American navy now so advanced, we don't need ships' 0
custard cream 23.10.12 3:13pm
custard cream
BBC DG confirms he is getting a grip by changing his name to James Murdoch 0
custard cream 23.10.12 3:04pm
custard cream
BBC DG confirms he is getting a grip and that 'deputy heads will roll' 0
custard cream 23.10.12 3:03pm
custard cream
Minister insists badger cull, 'not a black and white' issue 0
custard cream 23.10.12 2:57pm
custard cream
Tribute to the analogue signal

As the analogue signal gets switched off, an affectionate tribute - to the tune of 'Caravans' sung by Barbara Dickson: The early light is breaking, Ceefax page 101 is waiting, And I think I'm...

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custard cream 23.10.12 2:52pm
custard cream
Taliban will head up BBC inquiries to ensure fair play and sense of balance. 2
Boutros 23.10.12 1:26pm
Boutros
Cull postponed till 20.13 so badgers won’t miss Autumnwatch... 0
Tripod 23.10.12 1:07pm
Tripod
John Terry to wear anti-racism gag 2
Ironduke 23.10.12 1:04pm
Dick Everyman