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Elderly exorcists: the grannies who expel teen demons

Three Wolverhampton grandmothers claim to be bringing 'tranquillity, peace and an end to that horrible scowling' by banishing demons from hundreds of teens in the West Midlands. Octogenarians Ethel,...

roybland 10.09.13 11:10am
France Spine Implant A Partial Success Declares US Surgeon

Top US Surgeon Dr Nigel Pickes has declared himself satisfied with the world's first operation to insert a spine in to a nation., The operation, a 22 year ordeal, has finally seen France able to...

Flugelbinder 10.09.13 11:04am
Badger flights grounded as pilot cull starts to hit home 0
Not Amused 10.09.13 10:37am
Not Amused
James Blunt revealed as preventing World War III - world mourns death of satire. 3
Al OPecia 10.09.13 10:11am
Al OPecia
"Fathers tend to have testicles" report finds

more soon. After a while castration is just a load of bollocks...

Not Amused 10.09.13 9:58am
Not Amused
Prince Philip admits he may not live to offend everybody

Now in his 93rd year, the Prince is reported to be “philosophical” about the fact he may never get through his bucket list of people to upset. As he takes on a lighter workload of public...

sydalg 10.09.13 9:43am
Tragic case of King Cnut's scribe "beheaded for his dyslexia" 0
sydalg 10.09.13 9:34am
BBC Trust reform - trustees given zero-hour contracts 0
Coco 10.09.13 9:29am
English aesthetes attacked at art gallery in Kiev... 0
Tripod 10.09.13 6:45am
Facebook celebrates 1 billion annoying posts 0
Dumbnews 10.09.13 5:17am
Single lady seeks rebellious man who can do her taxes incorrectly 0
Dumbnews 10.09.13 5:02am
Lucazade and Ribena for £1.35 billion. "A reasonable bob-a-job return" say cubs 0
Not Amused 10.09.13 2:02am
Not Amused
It's not the size of your island, it's what you do with it. Cameron insists. 6
Squudge 09.09.13 9:49pm
Kevin the Swan
Hypersensitive killjoy nihilist destroys all charities with radically...

puritanical redefinition of appropriate severity levels for fundraising. More soon (in the chatroom)...

fernandomando 09.09.13 9:13pm
Shake'n'Vac to be reclassified as a chemical weapon. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 09.09.13 8:47pm
Al OPecia
John Kerry issues Red Line II - 'this time we mean it!' 0
custard cream 09.09.13 8:47pm
custard cream
Obama adds box of chocolates and a card to list of Assad demands. 0
Al OPecia 09.09.13 6:51pm
Al OPecia
Osborne admits UK economy turning a corner into a cul-de-sac. 0
Al OPecia 09.09.13 6:48pm
Al OPecia
BBC pay deals not so much a plot as a sit-com. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 09.09.13 6:45pm
Al OPecia
Trustee Savings Bank denies it's being run by pirates

to Jim lad Naughtie...

A.A.Arkwright 09.09.13 6:43pm
Cameron apologises for death of invading Scots at Flodden atrocity. 0
A.A.Arkwright 09.09.13 6:25pm
Mandatory refuelling WILL spice up Formula-E say FIA

Disappointed by a luke warm reception to the new Formula E championship launching in 2014, FIA bosses have already said they will be implementing a rule change to make refuelling stops manadatory....

clarksn 09.09.13 6:23pm
PAC fails to find out who commissioned Horne and Corden. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 09.09.13 6:18pm
USA denies that street level intel from Syria comes from Google Street View.

Google: just what you need when searching for chemical weapons...

deskpilot3 09.09.13 6:17pm
Outrage as Cameron leaves Clegg unattended on train 1
Scronnyglonkle 09.09.13 6:15pm
Syrian ‘red line’ looks a bit ‘orangey’

Historians and even goldfish, have become somewhat puzzled by the U.S.’s memory loss and assertion that Syria is the first nation in ‘100 years’ to break the Geneva Convention’s ban on...

Wrenfoe 09.09.13 5:43pm
sredni vashta
Ann Widdecombe starts modelling career as face of Specsavers 4
sydalg 09.09.13 5:07pm
UK economy is turning Pooh Corner, George Osborne says 3
Blake 09.09.13 5:05pm
Fame-Hungry Whore Dumps Fame-Hungry Whore for Being a Fame-Hungry Whore

Entertainment News: A fame-hungry whore has ended their latest relationship with a fame-hungry whore citing that they are a fame-hungry whore. "They're just fame-hungry whore." Said the fame-hungry...

phil_smith 09.09.13 5:03pm
Chancellor Blames Tom Tom For Delay in Economy Turning Corner

George Osborne has today blamed Tom Tom for the slow manner in which the economy has found a corner to turn., "We had a road map from the offset" he said, clearly flustered as he restarted his...

Flugelbinder 09.09.13 4:57pm