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|Cancer to be new Chancellor under policy of promoting growth||0||
|Clegg tops poll; Foggy and Compo slide down hillside in a bathtub.||1||
Last of the Election whine soon. Thank goodness...
|Daily Mail apoplectic as thousands of 'travellers' poised to enter UK||0||
|BNP launch manifesto >||0||
|Another royal scandal as Camilla admits to liking spanking fresh mackerel.||1||
|McDonalds to become polling booths||1||
Gone are the conversions of the quaint village halls, with its parquet floors and folding tables. Gone also the primary school where you once tried to kiss Anglea Davies but were short of a sherbert...
|Election to be delayed until 7th May to allow more parties to join in.||0||
|Wife of missing husband in emotional appeal for him to stay missing||3||
The wife of a missing man last night made an emotional TV appeal for him not to return home. Often fighting back tears of joy, Mildred Openshaw (52) and mother of three, told reporters that when her...
|Party Leaders agree to mass debate with Pope||1||
|Key question for tonight's debate: can Clegg pull it off twice?||4||
|Al-Qaeda unveil election manifesto||0||
|'Personal joy', as It finally gets it's apostrophe.||19||
|Cameron, Clegg and Brown in Nil Nil Nil draw, but away goals count double||0||
As stupid gullible twats like me hoped for enlightenment on the big issues of the day, the book makers were describing Britain's hisatoric TV debate as a nil nil nil draw. [more when sober]...
|In response to the iPad, Google unveils new tablet - to be taken with water.||0||
|Celebrity Paint Drying beats Leaders Debate viewing figures||2||
|BBC admit forgetting to cancel 'Last of the Summer Wine' in 1980.||2||
Archives opened today show that the programme has been recommissioned by an aged computer for the last 30 years. Executives failed to notice that the system (installed in 1979) would add the show to...
|Dept. of Labor announce new social networking site for the unemployed, LinkedOut||0||
|£12,000 for Hirst sketch. Would have fetched more if seller had the other half||0||
|Sky insist use of Gunge Tank will not trivialise Election Debate||1||
|British Crime Figures statistics may have fallen off the back of a lorry say Pol||0||
||edward hack||3 years|
|Bakers with learning difficulties to be sent to Special Kneads School||2||
|Nasa Sun Telescope Reveals Giant Hamster Running in Wheel||1||
The world of science has been stunned today after detailed images of the inside of the sun have revealed a monumentally large hamster running in a wheel. The hamster is thought to be powering the sun...
|Poll finds voters still distrust party leaders||2||
|Struggling farmers welcome bumper crop of 'Vote Conservative' placards.||2||
|Marr might sue||0||
|Hacker posts News on Sun's website||0||
It's a sign of the Times...
|Daily Mail poll reveals Brits unhappy with volcanic Ash settling in the UK.||0||
||Big T||3 years|
Bloody foreign ash coming over here and grounding our planes...
|Daily Mail fears 'happy' readers.||0||
The Daily Mail faces a crisis as the weight of being constantly angry threatens to rip through the blackened, embittered heart of Middle-England. As a result, the paper is giving away a series of...
|Tories pledge to change national anthem to The Streets "FIT BUT YOU KNOW IT"||0||
||the pacesetter||3 years|
In a controversial move that some claim is a blatant attempt to woo inner city youth's respect, David Cameron has announced that if the Conservatives win the general election they will do everything...
|Man apologises for misuse of tricolour, meant to use Belgium flag to wipe bottom||0||
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