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Ed Miliband found on Mars breathing sulphur through an orange 8
3 years

Political pundits have rounded on Ed Miliband for being 'out of touch', 'aloof' and 'clearly not of this Earth'. The criticism comes after a NASA probe spotted him standing in a crater on the red...

Feminists Up In Arms About Up In Arms Comment. 7
freemycatfish 3 years

Feminists around the country were said today to be furious that allegations have been made by the Men's Movement that becoming a feminist could lead to females so hating men, that they would be...

'Freak of nature' horse with cunt half-way up it's back... 5
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

belongs to Rebecka Brooks, scientists reveal...

Study finds animals still being discriminated against in the workplace 4
3 years

A study undertaken by the Department for Work and Pensions has found that a disproportionate number of animals in the UK are still being confined to the most menial of jobs, and are repeatedly passed...

National Galleries Buy Tits’n’Ass Picture for £45 million 9
Quaz 3 years The Titian painting “Diana and Callisto” has been sold to the National Gallery and the National Galleries of...

'Morrissey belongs to Argentina’ say music lovers. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Costa Allegra renamed Costa Labour after losing power and drifting aimlessly 2
Midfield Diamond 3 years
Windows 8 my concentration span.... OMG! Look at this! LOL! 8
ronseal 3 years

One of the new unreported features of Windows 8 is a Twitter busting feature that promises to be ten times more distracting than anything else on the LOL! OMG! sorry, market. Disruptive technology,...

Man who understands new web privacy settings still in toilet. 1
nickb 3 years

A new plug in will allow web users to track advertisers who have left cookies on computers of people advertising anti-privacy software that tracks the buying habits of people who shop online but have...

NASA computer hackers just playing 'space station invaders' 0
Perks 3 years
Cameron "taken for a ride" by News International 0
Drylaw 3 years
Army thank Taliban over cancellation of James Blunt gig. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Zero carbon charcoal fails to make its mark. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
David Cameron warns Syria 'day of reckoning just a sentence or two away' 0
roybland 3 years

David Cameron has warned Syria's President Bashar Assad that he is close to constructing an English sentence or two that will destroy his regime. 'President Assad should know that his day of...

Mona Lisa probably the first augmented reality painting. 1
Boutros 3 years

Art-lover Harold Jarrold from Norfolk had a shock on his recent visit to The Louvre when he took a picture of the Mona Lisa on his iPhone. "I thought I was just taking a photo for my collection but...

Cyclist Stops at Red Traffic Lights 3
mmjjll 3 years

On Friday 17th February, a cyclist was seen to stop at the red traffic lights on Southwark Bridge Road, South London. This occurred around 8am in the morning rush hour. Not only that, but the cyclist...

Swedish man trapped in car for 2 months to launch "Snow Diet Plan" 3
ianrbland 3 years

Following his well documented ordeal in northern Sweden, Bjorn Ericsson's friends noted that he had lost a significant amount of weight and asked his secret. "Eating nothing but snow for 2 months...

EU leaders sign new "fisting" treaty after shafting Greece 0
simonjmr 3 years
Pandas 'secretly planning overthrow of mankind' 0
hughesroland 3 years
Apple critics "just picky" 0
kimllfixit 3 years
Proponents of Prostate checks give it 'two thumbs up' 0
thackaray 3 years
Man loses job at Ordinance Survey after pushing the boundaries. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Cartoonists say support for thier hobby is, at best, is sketchy. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
The Forestry Commission say tree felling may be the result of cuts. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Vatican defies critics over new 'simplified' privacy policy 7
Skylarking 3 years

The Roman Catholic Church has been defending its new privacy policy, following concerns that the latest changes may allow the Church to sell confessional data onto third party organisations. The...

Stalkers welcome the introduction of Follow Friday. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Retail sales for February expected to show 3.57% growth 3
beau-jolly 3 years
Murdoch has heart-attack due to strain of producing new Son. 0
Gourd Almighty 3 years
Tongue-twister author says future plans are hard to say 0
apepper 3 years

Tom Tollylorry, the author of some of English's hardest tongue twisters has thrown doubt on his future. "It's very hard to say.", he explained, "but I think that's the general idea."...

Argentines to boycott British products ‘once we find something made in Britain’ 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years