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Some people are gay. Run over them.

An advert encouraging London buses to run over gay people waiting at bus stops and using zebra crossings has been pulled by TfL., Core Issues Trust, the organisation behind the advert say that...

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Gerontius 13.04.12 11:20am
DiY
North Korea hails successful submarine launch

or "North Korean vegetarians applaud successful rocket lunch"...

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Yikes 14.04.12 9:09am
dvo4fun
North Korean Rocket Test Proves Great Success

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab1_1334253751...

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AngryGammon 13.04.12 12:26am
AngryGammon
Apple Creates New Dessert

Taking as their motto “every problem is an opportunity”, culinary-minded boffins at Apple have used the latest iPad’s notorious tendency to overheat to create a new product: the iPud. In the...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 13.04.12 1:38pm
weematt
Straight Man Sits Through Entire Episode of 'Antiques Roadshow'

State College, PA-When his remote control batteries died, Michael Caswel, 28, was in a difficult position. The TV was stuck on the semi-popular PBS appraisal program., “I almost got up to change...

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spaceinvader 12.04.12 10:48pm
spaceinvader
Clegg promises “Media will stop going on about Titanic” after 100th anniversary

As the relentless media frenzy continues as the 100 year anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic looms into view, a triumphant Nick Clegg announced last night that the Government had reached...

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Stan 12.04.12 9:36pm
Stan
Auction house to publish Munch app: iScream 0
nickb 12.04.12 9:24pm
nickb
New research suggests Badgers responsible for Titanic sinking

The countryside alliance today published a research paper which appears to prove that far from being sunk by an Iceberg, The Titanic was, in fact scuppered by the actions of Badgers on their way to...

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Bismarck 13.04.12 9:32am
writinginbsl
GB nation "old as time" opens to the world

In an extraordinary outpouring of emotion and fellowship, US president Obama and Chinese Premier Hu Jintao today broke decades of mystery by crossing together into the closed country of Great Britain...

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Drylaw 12.04.12 8:26pm
Drylaw
Bono launches charity for men who ‘can’t urinate while someone is next to them'

Pop philanthropist Bono has finally found a new cause to back, with no room for people to accuse him of hypocrisy. Drawing on his own reluctance to tinkle the ivory when there’s anyone within...

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15.04.12 11:24am
Al OPecia
Scientists working on String Theory have finally worked out how long a piece is. 0
Ian Searle 12.04.12 6:16pm
Ian Searle
Simon Cowel To Insure Ego for £16m 0
thisisall1word 12.04.12 6:16pm
thisisall1word
Trayvon shooting,Zimmerman in frame, but could walk,says DA.

Albeit very unsteadily...

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Zen 12.04.12 6:15pm
Zen
Convicted German Incest Couple Not Even Slightly Royal 0
thisisall1word 12.04.12 6:01pm
thisisall1word
After night on the lash in German pub man wakes up with awful Hannover 0
pinxit 12.04.12 5:53pm
pinxit
Dalek creator Davros sets up auction web site, oBay.com 0
pinxit 12.04.12 5:51pm
pinxit
Eastenders to Apply for Internet Suffix .cotton 0
thisisall1word 12.04.12 5:43pm
thisisall1word
U.S. wins War on Terror: Santorum exits presidential race 0
canaryyellow 12.04.12 4:46pm
canaryyellow
Self-explanatory lettuce launched. Cos. 1
nickb 13.04.12 9:39am
writinginbsl
US to replace Hamza's hooks with Sooty & Sweep puppets to ease life in solitary 0
cinquecento 12.04.12 3:35pm
cinquecento
Yorkshire Tea

Yorkshire Tea? Plantations found on Ilkley Moor...

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Mark Gregory 12.04.12 3:25pm
Mark Gregory
PHD students to investigate Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome

PHD students from Bristol university today have applied for funding to formally investigate "Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome" - a medical condition that is known to afflict at least on woman, but may...

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simonjmr 13.04.12 10:03am
simonjmr
UN appoint Jeremy Kyle to lead international conflict resolution.

The United Nations have announced the appointment of Jeremy Kyle to take up the newly created position of President of the Resolution of International Conflicts (PRIC). The move, sponsored by...

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Perks 13.04.12 9:28am
writinginbsl
German incest couple lose appeal: To seek asylum in Norfolk 2
weematt 13.04.12 10:15am
DiY
Peter Pan producers in hunt to replace Abu Hamza

A forthcoming production of Peter Pan has been thrown into chaos by the sudden withdrawal of Abu Hamza who was to have played Captain Hook. "He was a natural", explained a spokesman, "and saved a...

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apepper 12.04.12 2:42pm
Skylarking
Met says anti terrorist hotline recorded and played at Christmas Party 0
Scronnyglonkle 12.04.12 2:01pm
Scronnyglonkle
Man discovers he is spambot after repeated failiure to fill out Captcha form

A probation officer from Surrey has accidentally stumbled upon his true identity as a ‘spambot’ – built to randomly email strangers with barely legible special offers and enticing opportunities...

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Skylarking 14.04.12 10:16am
button
Anglian Water Authority launch new large deposit early warning app

Water authority Anglian Water are the first to roll out a new app available for download which allows users to alert them to on-coming sizable turds. A spokeman for the company Peter Andrews told us...

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button 12.04.12 7:42pm
charlies_hat
Refusing to serve customers who are on the phone 'standard policy for us' say BT

BT has refuted suggestions that a Norwich coffee shop's newly introduced policy, of refusing to serve customers while they're on the phone, is breaking new ground. 'Refusing to provide customer...

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Qoxiivi 13.04.12 9:37am
writinginbsl
Abu Hamza set to become the new face Neutrogena Hand Cream 2
Scronnyglonkle 12.04.12 4:48pm
Scronnyglonkle