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Royal Navy baffled as Newsbiscuit Sub sinks without trace 6
Screenie 3 years
Government Seismologist's Serial Infidelity Rumbled By Wife 0
Duff 3 years
Dyslexic Tory MP denounces Unicorns over calls for strike action 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Suicide charities can't cope as Facebook installs new 'Hate' button 0
jeremychumfatty 3 years

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Sex Workers’ conference infiltrated by TUC 1
Midfield Diamond 3 years

With debates such as The Pubic Sector and Co-ordinated Action, the annual Adult Equity conference attracts pornographic actors and actresses from around the world. But the TUC has been accused of...

Time runs out for sell by dates 3
spoole2112 3 years
Overworked Union bosses plan mass walkout 11
Screenie 3 years

‘We simply don’t get paid enough to do this job,’ explained trade union leader Patience Jefferson, ‘with the state of the economy and all the government cuts there’s always some group that...

Pro-life groups denounce embryo culling as soluton to midwife crisis. 1
spoole2112 3 years

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Audi to withdraw rear window stickers, "BMW drivers do it on their own" 1
Pagantroll 3 years

A spokesman for the PR company explained the retraction, "after receiving many phone calls from BMW drivers it became clear that many of them had indeed had a very 'close' relationship with their...

Online criminals allowed to return home after being hash-tagged by police 0
dicky37 3 years

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Welsh police investgate celebrity leek photos 1
spoole2112 3 years

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Shares down on news of rogue data at USB 0
spoole2112 3 years
Cameron Unveils 'Because I'm Worth it!' Slogan to Tackle Unemployment 1
TokyoTomato 3 years

Under mounting pressure to tackle head on the 2.5 million and growing number of unemployed, David Cameron today will unveil a vaguely worded slogan which will, it is hoped, give the unemployed a...

Scientific breakthrough sheds light on Dolphins low sense of worth 0
Iamthestig 3 years

After decades of research into speech patterns, behaviours and general intelligence, Scientists at the University of Miami have revealed the true emotions that Dolphins experience on a daily basis....

Greenpeace sends fleet to protect a pod of russet love gods 0
simonjmr 3 years

Japanese Whalers plans to hunt a pod of russet love gods have been hampered by the arrival of a flotilla of Greenpeace ships soundtracked by Supertramp's Fools Overture. In Japan the pelts of russet...

Overpaid MP's plan mass condescension 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Man called 65,000 times by a woman still forgot to get the milk 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
UBS announce 3501 job losses 0
Ostsee 3 years
Free the Windows 8 4
beau-jolly 3 years
Australian third gender removes all English doubts. 1
Griffin 3 years
Avon Gentlemen join Avon Ladies in European Sales/Eugenics programme. 0
nickb 3 years

She is a familiar suburban figure – well turned out, approachable and friendly, offering a personal service in the realm of skin care, cosmetics and fragrance. Now she is to be joined by male...

Yeti joins search for a GB world heavyweight boxing champion 0
simonjmr 3 years
Tri-sexual Australian 'has more fun than most' 0
Ostsee 3 years
Gervais & Merchant Admit Karl Pilkington "Not Terribly Funny" 3
Duff 3 years
Death of a salesman (or two) as Tesco's porkies are exposed! (V3.1) 2
spoole2112 3 years

Advertising gurus at omnipresent retailers Tesco were condemned today after making a pigs ear out of a recent campaign to promote the company's latest range of organic sausages. Having been called to...

Child urges parents to ignore UNICEF 'love, not brands' report 6
3 years

A UNICEF report claims that children in the UK are unhappy because they are obsessed with brands, starved of 'quality time' with their parents and never play outside. But the authors of the report...

RSPCA raid illegal Jason Statham farm 4
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

RSPCA officials working with the police uncovered a secret Jason Statham farm yesterday, in the Welsh border town of Wrexham. Over two hundred Jason Statham's were taken into care, and several had...

Jones Bootmaker hit by losses due to brogue trading 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Henry Wanker gets honorary OBE for helping dyslexic children in UK 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Queen asks for forms to be checked more carefully in the future...

Hurricane Katia causes butterfly to flap its wings in Japan 3
Ian Searle 3 years

Scientists say research revealed the wind, which has now dropped to a gently breeze, may have caused a startled butterfly to quickly adjust its position as it clung to a twig...