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England are fantastic/rubbish

Following their last game, England have proved that they are brilliant/awful, and that Roy Hodgson should be knighted/shot. Wayne Rooney was especially on form/on Mars Bars, and he could have scored...

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John Wiltshire 03.06.13 2:03pm
NewBiscuit
Loose tongues cost lives, warns Michael Douglas 2
sydalg 03.06.13 1:42pm
jimmydodger
England are fantastic/rubbish

Following their last game, England have proved that they are brilliant/awful, and that Roy Hodgson should be knighted/shot. Wayne Rooney was especially on form/on Mars Bars, and he could have scored...

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John Wiltshire 03.06.13 1:37pm
John Wiltshire
Nigel Farage 'odds on favourite' to be next Doctor Who

Bookmakers have slashed the odds on Nigel Farage becoming the next Dr Who, following rumours that the UKIP leader is being lined up to play the timelord's twelfth incarnation. A source at the BBC...

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TheNewsWalrus 03.06.13 12:59pm
TheNewsWalrus
Brian May leads the Badger Parade 0
victimms 03.06.13 12:54pm
victimms
Daniel Radcliffe 'hated making money'

In an interview today, Daniel Radcliffe revealed that he hated making money during the Harry Potter series. 'Some of the amounts were really embarrassing,' he said. 'Sometimes I'd just stand in...

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John Wiltshire 03.06.13 12:54pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Brass monkey's oppose Balls cold weather plans

More to follow...

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apepper 03.06.13 12:52pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Catherine Zeta-Jones 'Age difference.. who's laughing now' 0
MADJEZ 03.06.13 12:35pm
MADJEZ
Michael Douglas, cancer caused by too many Vagina Monologues. 0
MADJEZ 03.06.13 12:32pm
MADJEZ
Turkey protests at being linked to Rebekah Brooks

Mrs Brooks was left publicly humiliated after thousands of Turkish protesters took to the streets of Istanbul and Ankara to deny any relationship with the ex-Chief Executive Officer of News...

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Wrenfoe 03.06.13 12:30pm
Wrenfoe
Labour "to reduce Balls in cold weather"

no more soon...

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Not Amused 03.06.13 11:49am
Not Amused
Court will address Woolwich suspect as Abu Hamza only if they can cut off arms. 0
MADJEZ 03.06.13 11:46am
MADJEZ
Cunnilingus blamed for Floods

Thousands across Central Europe have been left homeless as fluid levels rise, caused by an excess of oral gratification during the spring thaw. Families have been advised to move to higher ground and...

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Wrenfoe 03.06.13 11:29am
Wrenfoe
Labour reveal plans to scap Winter for Retired top rate tax payers

Labour has revealed its plans to help Higher Rate Tax paying Pensioners by scrapping Winter for anyone earning over 40K per year. Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls told reporters, “ As Labour is the...

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Scronnyglonkle 03.06.13 11:01am
Wrenfoe
Man who almost died during sex didn't know if he was coming or going.

I wouldn't be hugely surprised if this hasn't been done...

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sredni vashta 03.06.13 10:44am
JETFAB
Too much 'munt' to drive a punt? Write for Newsbiscuit. 1
Squudge 03.06.13 10:22am
Squudge
Lords and MPs agree on need to ban fake lobbying and secret filming. 1
weematt 03.06.13 9:44am
raudus
Banksy auction shows how to get £900K from a hole in the wall. 0
weematt 03.06.13 9:44am
weematt
Clegg calls for cabinet to meet to discuss fake Fiji lobbying - in Fiji. 0
weematt 03.06.13 9:10am
weematt
Pope reiterates: Only Catholic Atheists will go to heaven

Morning all!...

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gaijintendo 03.06.13 9:08am
gaijintendo
New Doctor Who revealed to be Eric Pickles. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 03.06.13 8:30am
Sinnick
Accused Peer: "The big lights and clapper board made me slightly suspicious". 1
weematt 03.06.13 8:06am
Wrenfoe
Doubts About Study Which Claims Badger Cull "Not A Black-And-White Issue" 1
Titus 03.06.13 7:36am
Wrenfoe
Labour campaigners call for 'real change' - get step change instead

late neat-o of dubious quality...

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Idiot 03.06.13 7:35am
Idiot
Revolutionary new placebo drug aimed at hypochondriac market

The composition of the latest wonder drug Amalingera is a tightly kept secret, but industry insiders say it's a carefully-proportioned combination of sugar and food colouring, marketed in a packet...

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sydalg 03.06.13 7:10am
tonyhill
Step change for house with damaged threshold 1
Arthur 03.06.13 6:00am
Lindy Moone
'Child Poverty Action Group' Founders After Renaming As 'Parent Poverty ...' 0
Titus 03.06.13 12:14am
Titus
Dr Who changes name to Cr Who following lucrative new contract 0
Arthur 02.06.13 10:21pm
Arthur
Paxman admits to taking cash for questions 0
godly1966 02.06.13 9:15pm
godly1966
Vauxhall to sell GM modified cars. 0
godly1966 02.06.13 9:07pm
godly1966