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Man stunned to find term Beaver reveals no porn for 21 google image pages 5
Mr Payne 3 years

Genuinely. With the safe search off and everything. I mean, I was only continuing the gag from a different post to find a comedy animal image for my gravatar, but still, only 'beaver' beaver for 21...

Ken Goodwin told to 'Settle Down Now' after wrong superinjuction is lifted. 0
wallster 3 years
Nation shocked as barman actually asks 'Why the long face?' 5
Mr Payne 3 years

'I thought it was just an old wives' tale,' said a stunned local. 'Next thing you know I'll be going home to find two nuns in my bath.'...

Munich Re apologise for their sales staff boners system 5
charlies_hat 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13454160...

Gaga feared to overdress if seen in Princess Bea's hat 0
4ty2 3 years

thus analysts from ebay conclude that she is unlikely to be the secret bidder for the item let alone what problems would arise when wearing that hat whilst performing her song Scheisse...

"OK, for £325Bn I could have had a better shag than that" admits Goodwin 0
antharrison 3 years
"Slob walk" protest march organised in support of Ken Clarke 7
rickwestwell 3 years

Support groups for ignorant fat slobs have reacted with outrage at the recent attack on a completely innocent Member of Parliament, Ken Clark, 70. Mr Clark (64, 64, 128), was recently assaulted by a...

Public outcry after politician caught having sexual relations with a woman 0
Dumbnews 3 years
3% council tax rise to cover Strauss-Kahn bail-out 0
3 years
DVLA raises concerns over Huhne's eyesight. 0
Le Creuset Fiend 3 years

Embattled Energy and Climate Change Secretary Chris Huhne was today dealt yet another blow regarding his ability to drive in a safe manner. DVLA spokesman Sid James said, "Well, I mean, we've seen...

Fred Goodwin finds new way to protect anonymity. 1
red 3 years

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s76/teambucket/goodwin.jpg...

Jack Kevorkian in hospital with pneumonia medics promise not to switch off 0
simonjmr 3 years
No place for old wise people in Britain's new knowledge economy 5
ronseal 3 years

People with too much wisdom and experience could find themselves redundant in Digital Britain's new knowledge economy. "In the Internet driven economy, where wisdom is just a mouse click away,...

Cameron train pet mystery 0
pere floza 3 years

Wrexham station staff were left bemused yesterday when David Cameron attempted to board a train accompanied by a pet LibDem. “We welcome guide-dogs or small pets in boxes”, said a spokesman,...

Prudential have no plans to offer their retiring salesmen 'Golden Handjobs' 0
pinxit 3 years
Cameron and Clarke keen for mass debate on rape. 3
SingingHinny 3 years

But not 'serious rape'...

Thought-bubble embargo goes fails to disrupt commons debates. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Mr Monopoly Frontrunner to Be IMF Chief 0
philbobhepple 3 years

Decades of fiscal experience cited as main factor.[i] Mr Monopoly, famed as the face of popular board game ‘Monopoly’ is the shock favourite to take up the position of head of the International...

IMF introduce Strauss-Kahn testing for economic viability of new Head 0
simonjmr 3 years
Apple warned over ‘If you don’t have an iphone you might as well be a leper' ad 7
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Apple’s new ad for the latest iphone has today been banned by the Advertising Standards Authority. Having decided that their ‘if you don’t have an iphone, you don’t have an iphone’ ad was a...

Munich Re sales recruitment website crashes 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Report recommends making rail travel 'slightly less unpleasant' 4
3 years

A radical report on the state of the UKs rail network has enfuriated the industry today - by suggesting improvements that focus on the passenger. "Who wrote this rubbish?" fumed Bob Crow, head of...

Ken Clarke refuses to apologise for being a Conservative 8
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has refused to apologise for being a Conservative but has accepted that some of his political affiliations may have been ill-judged and has vowed to choose his policies...

Ken Clarke quits politics to join Hungarian insurance company. 0
acwanaut 3 years

Whore soon., http://www.businessinsider.com/german-insurance-prostitutes-budapest-2011-5...

Tragic accident as Queen goes missing on visit to Irish horse breeding centre 0
rickwestwell 3 years
London 2012 torch relay to run through Chinatown shouting "Come on then" 0
rickwestwell 3 years
New Union Jack unveiled as Salmond re-elected Scottish First Minister 21
red 3 years

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s76/teambucket/disunionjack.jpg...

Ken Clarke says ‘No’ to resignation requests. Observers suspect he means ‘yes’. 3
Qoxiivi 3 years
Virgin air stewardesses 'in the minority', survey finds 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Lars Von Trier 'embarrassed' about Poland invasion 0
rickwestwell 3 years