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World's most important baby to be born

In other news, the Catholic Church announced that the World's most important baby is due to be born. Young, single mother, Mary of Nazareth went into labour in a hospital in Bethlehem earlier today. ...

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ionb 22.07.13 4:51pm
ionb
NSA and GCHQ already know the sex of Kate and Will's baby

Today both the NSA and GCHQ admitted they already know the sex and name of Kate and Will's baby...

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ionb 22.07.13 4:42pm
ionb
Images depicting Rupe "to be banned"

Rupe-related images on the internet could be banned under a new law. "People, especially children don't want to see any online pictures of Rupert Murdoch who so violated our free press, and they...

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CulchaVulcha 22.07.13 4:23pm
CulchaVulcha
Wales to consider "organs for porn" scheme

Welsh Assembly announces plans to allow net users to opt out of having to opt in for porn, if they don't opt out of donating their organs. Or something like that...

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jamesr 22.07.13 4:02pm
jamesr
Government to ban nudity under clothes 0
Dick Everyman 22.07.13 3:54pm
Dick Everyman
Military ‘On Standby’ To Distribute Emergency Dirty Mags To Citizens

The Armed Forces announced today it had begun to implement ‘Operation Desert Porn’ – a massive plan to distribute pre-digital pornographic ‘magazines’ to porn-starved citizens throughout...

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daneade 22.07.13 3:45pm
daneade
Daily Mail site blocked as anti-porn campaign backfires

I believe this is known as the "Sidebar of Shame" https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPxtXUFCIAElfpm.jpg:large...

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GordonChen 22.07.13 3:34pm
GordonChen
Internet porn block ‘will render smartphones effectively useless’

The expected announcement that UK internet providers will block access to pornography by default has led to warnings that the move will leave the nation’s estimated 30 million smartphones as...

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Spartacus 22.07.13 3:23pm
Wrenfoe
Cameron's porn law is "thin end of the butt plug", complain users 1
pere floza 22.07.13 3:21pm
Wrenfoe
Duchess of Cambridge first royal to "put in a days labour" in a generation

probably loads more later...

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grottymonty 22.07.13 3:12pm
grottymonty
Online access to c*nts, tits and arses means Conservative.com faces closure 2
antharrison 22.07.13 3:10pm
CulchaVulcha
Topless tour buses to be banned, says Cameron. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 22.07.13 2:48pm
deskpilot3
'It's a boy...and a girl!' declares Erwin Schrödinger to waiting media

More soon. And not...

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Skylarking 22.07.13 2:38pm
raudus
Demise of village store 'A tragedy' says man who shops at Tesco

Mike Lever from Chelford in Cheshire is one of the hundreds of villagers lamenting the closure of his local village store. 'I drive past it every couple of days on my way to Tesco, and it always...

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antharrison 22.07.13 2:34pm
antharrison
Stephen Hawking escapes on foot from benefits fraud investigators 5
sydalg 22.07.13 2:32pm
raudus
Westwood burns clubs after open loss. "I have plenty of irons in the fire"

no more soon...

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Not Amused 22.07.13 2:21pm
Scronnyglonkle
David Cameron blocks all pornography so we can all focus on one vagina 2
AReader 22.07.13 2:07pm
AReader
Argentina quietly reclaims the Falklands as Britain celebrates 'baby bollocks'

Argentinian forces have successfully reclaimed the Falkland Islands today with 'absolutely no bother whatsoever', to the complete surprise of British military officials, who admit they were...

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Jesus H 22.07.13 2:04pm
Jesus H
Study finds most miserable people very happy inside 0
Dumbnews 22.07.13 1:47pm
Dumbnews
Kate's love tunnel to be awarded Royal Warrant 0
cinquecento 22.07.13 1:25pm
cinquecento
Internet users will have to opt in if they want to access royal baby news

PLEASE!!! In a new crackdown spearheaded by David Cameron. Possessing images of mindless speculation and conjecture will also be made a crime. The filter will be automatically enabled for new...

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Ian Searle 22.07.13 12:54pm
Ian Searle
Nation celebrates as 'Charles Ears Syndrome' skips another generation

The Royal Family have released a statement to the waiting world today, praising the efforts of medical staff at St Mary's Hospital for their 'attentive and professional care' in recent days, and have...

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Jesus H 22.07.13 12:44pm
Jesus H
Breaking news: Kate "baby" reports heard by waiting masses

Royal Obstetricians are hinting that the Royal bump was in fact a record-breaking case of trapped wind, after the Princess' bearing down produced little more than a "sickening fog of rotten eggs and...

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D161TAL 22.07.13 12:30pm
D161TAL
Buckingham Palace confirms Milliband is in Labour 6
Scronnyglonkle 22.07.13 12:07pm
Lens Cap
"Cameron cracks off on online pornography."

Sorry, I misread the Grauniad headline. "off" should read "down". Or should it?...

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olddoc 22.07.13 11:57am
olddoc
Feud Standards Agency call urgent meeting with Robbie Williams & Liam Gallagher 1
bonjonelson 22.07.13 11:52am
John Wiltshire
Shane Warne to retire from all forms of mockery

Shane Warne today announced his retirement from being the sports world's laughing stock. At a press conference today, attended by a couple of journalists form The Guardian who are too left wing to...

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John Wiltshire 22.07.13 11:51am
John Wiltshire
Royal Gynaecologist to check Regina 0
Sinnick 22.07.13 11:20am
Sinnick
Royal gynaecologist relieved of duties after Regina joke considered poor taste 1
topfotogmw 22.07.13 11:19am
Sinnick
Dickie Arbiter "effectively Head of State" as royals go babe crazy 0
Drylaw 22.07.13 11:13am
Drylaw