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Indian Corruption Bill passed by 5 billion rupees. 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Scientists discover second Eiffel Tower in depths of Pacific Ocean 0
dogwheels 3 years

In what has been described as a "historic and game-changing" discovery, a team of scientists have found a second Eiffel Tower at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. The team of boffins from the...

Diana Ross in legal tussle with Kim Jong-un over title ‘Supreme Commander’ 0
Mother 3 years
Tense moment as Prince Philip thanks heart surgeon Dr Singh. 5
MADJEZ 3 years
Osbourne visited by Chancellors of past, present and future. Sticks with Plan A. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Lansley: "Look at the shiny Christmas tree, not the Tories destroying NHS" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Prince Philip: Papworth was "worst foreign visit ever" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Delegation of TV sets besieged during Syria visit 0
irregular apple 3 years
McDonalds to celebrate Morrissey's PETA award with reissue of McMiserable meal 0
irregular apple 3 years
Self styled 'Father of Creation' God wins custody battle for Jim Sherwood 0
irregular apple 3 years
Man in golden throne and robes laments "Christmas glitter" 4
virtuallywill 3 years

Kiss his ring....

Londoners "wont be allowed to ruin 2012 games" 0
dogwheels 3 years

Organisers of the 2012 London Olympic Games have pledged that efforts to protect competitors from the local population will not overshadow the month-long festival of sport. According to sources,...

Papworth deny staff added 'DNR' instruction to Prince Philip's charts. 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Speed Limit Bombshell for Monaco Grand Prix 0
Drylaw 3 years

"It's health and safety gone mad," said petrol-heads everywhere yesterday as bosses of Formula One announced plans to restrict track speeds in future Monaco Grand Prix races. Michel Le Berke, F1...

Middle class revolt as NHS offer discount to private patients who bring own bed. 0
SingingHinny 3 years

Lansley is a cnut...

Prince Philip visited in hospital by Ghosts of Christmas Gaffe. 6
Milo Shame 3 years

Royal watchers have confirmed that the reason for Prince Philip’s extended hospital stay is not due to any serious health monitoring reasons but because the 90 year old Prince was, over the...

Alliteration Association Axed 6
Perks 3 years

The Alliteration Association of Aldershot have today announced they are to disband following a poor uptake in membership. The announcement shows the dwindling support for language based groups, as it...

Ello its me Blogs 0
Pinocchio 3 years

What a fucking xmas this has been ay matey?ay what ay matey ay?This place has gone right down hill aint it ay matey ay?Well stuff you ay matey?stuff you Im off,got better things to do than hang...

Family with 'children' in power supply drama. 7
writinginbsl 3 years

A family in Berkshire was in ‘social crisis’ yesterday as the electricity supply was unexpectedly cut off for a whole day.’ It was awful’, commented mother of three, Sophie Havlard’. ‘I...

Suicidal cult singer changes age Facebook to 27 in bid for legend status 0
ronseal 3 years
Arab League to use video technology in upcoming Syria vs Civilians clash 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Linesman later...

Mervyn King: "A banker's bonus should be for life, not just for Christmas." 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Wife of Standard and Poor Employee rejects downgrading of rating to AA+ 3
steve_l 3 years

Edward Farnham, ratings manager of the Standard and Poor ratings agency, today downgraded the rating of his wife from AAA to AA+. He blamed the Christmas festivities for building up large...

Nation weeps as 'feel good' show reunites Noel Edmonds with a career 4
3 years

Families across the country were deeply moved by a 'feel-good' seasonal show yesterday, that aimed to reunite long-lost acquaintances and make them cry and look really grateful. But no-one was ready...

Nike plans for Rosa Klebb style shoe dropped after violence in US stores. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Clegg checks into battered wives shelter after stressful month in coalition. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Prince Philip 'making progress': treating foreigners like its late 20th Century. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Santa shoots dead 18 elves before turning toy gun on self. Christmas blamed. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Scientists prove that Father Christmas exists! 0
hardev 3 years

Following the experiments in September when physicists detected neutrinos travelling faster than light, a feat forbidden by Einstein's theory of special relativity researchers from SANTA (Science...

Prince Philip meets target to offend 95% of Papworth staff in under 4 hours. 0
MT Bucket 3 years