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Pope Delighted With Britvic Recall

Officials at the Papal See have confirmed that the Pope has welcomed the recall of Britvic. Monsignor Luciano Rossi, said, "His Holiness is delighted that the Church of England has finally decided...

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custard cream 12.07.12 3:13pm
custard cream
Mauritius hotel workers romp home at 100-1 0
medici2471 12.07.12 2:43pm
medici2471
Home Office confirm G4S recruits vetting to be completed by September 0
medici2471 12.07.12 2:31pm
medici2471
Games security "not compromised"

The use of troops in no way compromises Olympic Games security claimed newly appointed security chief Abu Hamza...

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apepper 12.07.12 1:46pm
apepper
Home secretary confirms David Beckham selected for the Olympic squaddies 0
charlies_hat 12.07.12 12:32pm
charlies_hat
Home Secretary, May to appear in....

Remake of "Dumb and Dumber."...

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Jesse Bigg 12.07.12 12:32pm
Jesse Bigg
IOC wins case to have town of Much Wenlock renamed in time for Olympics

Residents of the Shropshire town of Much Wenlock today lost their legal challenge against the IOC (International Olympics Committee) who are forcing the town to change it's name during the Olympic...

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thisisall1word 12.07.12 12:30pm
thisisall1word
Inconsistent tea maker enjoys 50 shades of Earl Grey 0
ianslat 12.07.12 11:51am
ianslat
Bradley Wiggins tests positive for quadrophenia

This year's Tour de France has been rocked by fresh allegations of modding. Bradley Wiggins was stripped of his yellow fish-tailed parka, after testing positive for traces of quadrophenia. For...

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Nunnion Splendacular 12.07.12 11:46am
ianslat
Tulisa wins apology from Newsjack presenter 0
medici2471 12.07.12 11:35am
medici2471
Defence demonstrates Terry's parrot-like tendencies

[url=http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/john-terry-trial-please-please-please-could-you-repeat-that-7936075.html]I just say what I hear[/url]...

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medici2471 12.07.12 11:31am
medici2471
"On the roof missiles" initially for 10 Downing Street only......

Until a "generous Cameron" insisted on a fair spread amongst the poor...

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Jesse Bigg 12.07.12 11:22am
wallster
Judge To Rule On ‘Who Started It’ In Terry Racism Case

Justice Peters has retired in the John Terry racism case to consider his verdict of who started it. Terry’s legal team wrapped up their defence with a strong argument of ‘did not!’ in response...

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daneade 12.07.12 11:06am
daneade
Man misses once in a lifetime chance to ignore Olympic torch relay

Albert Pottage of Selby, Yorkshire , was left devastated last Thursday when he discovered he had missed being able to sit at home refusing to cheer and wave at the Olympic Torch procession as it...

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Tomfinger 12.07.12 9:59am
Thor
Cameron does a strop after "question time".......

.With Jesse Norman, the opera singer?...

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Jesse Bigg 12.07.12 9:24am
Thor
Kettle accused of calling Pot a 'black ****' 0
quango 12.07.12 7:27am
quango
G4S' Olympics security staff crisis "Too busy escorting our fees to the bank" 0
dvo4fun 12.07.12 7:25am
dvo4fun
Olympic torch carrier sets fire to London park.

Mr Eric Primbole apologised to Mayor Boris Johnson for causing chaos in central London after setting fire to seventeen one hundred year old Oak trees in Hyde park. Mr Primbole had been chosen to...

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gaztop 12.07.12 5:50am
wallster
Police unable to open Tetra Pak case. More soon. 13
Al OPecia 11.07.12 9:56pm
custard cream
Character witness Cole denies racism, Cheryl only abused that one woman. 0
MADJEZ 11.07.12 9:18pm
MADJEZ
Queen to appear in "Who Do You Think You Are?" Jubilee special

Buckingham Palace and the producers of "Who Do You Think You Are?" have announced that the Queen will appear in a special edition to mark her Diamond Jubilee. The popular genealogy TV show will take...

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DorsetBoy 11.07.12 9:02pm
MADJEZ
Posh Tory Boys "know value of Tetrapak milk container empire" 1
nickb 11.07.12 8:33pm
rustytruss
Hugh Bonneville hired to tackle Olympic security threat 0
nickb 11.07.12 8:22pm
nickb
Book – “Fifty Shades of Total Utter Mindless Tripe” breaks records sales.

It has today been revealed that the much loved book “Fifty Shades of Total Utter Mindless Tripe’ has become the fasted selling and best selling e-book of all time. The success of the e-book has...

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cuckoowatoo 11.07.12 8:22pm
cuckoowatoo
An Idiot's Guide To.......The House of Lords

With posh people on the radio and television discussing the pros and cons of it’s existence, you may find yourself asking what the House of Lords is, where it is, and what has Alan Sugar got to do...

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Perks 11.07.12 8:00pm
Perks
Iceberg 'sorry' for sinking

[i]Schettino the Iceberg appears in TV interview, says he is sorry, for sinking the RMS Titanic, killing nearly 1,700 people.[/i] In an interview on Danish TV, the iceberg said he thought constantly...

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mahesh 11.07.12 7:29pm
JohnA
Ku Klux Klan admits members may sometimes be involved in banter. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.07.12 7:12pm
dominic_mcg
Top banker tried to 'fix' appointment of Mary Poppins 1
Mandy Lifeboat 11.07.12 5:09pm
woodymellor
Olympic rowing events to take place in Hebden Bridge. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.07.12 5:06pm
dominic_mcg
3 Islamic men held over terrorism incident outside Sheffield.

216 Virgins in Leeds Nick eager for sex with them. ..as if being sent to Leeds wasn't bad enough!...

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RickH 11.07.12 3:37pm
RickH