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Newcastle's Bigg Market Pubs' Bar Staff, Praised...... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.For keeping customers off Newcastle streets, when rioting was going on down south., "It was a difficult job, but we somehow managed," said one barman...

Stand-up comic offers David Starkey advice on acceptable stereotyping. 1
Corrigan 3 years

Eminent historian Dr David Starkey has been widely condemned this week after he blamed recent rioting on white people ‘turning black.’ But support came from an unlikely source today. A regular...

Interpol close Werther's Forgery investigation 0
antharrison 3 years

Europes's top police unit Interpol has closed its investigation whether or not the caramel sweet "Werther's Original" was the subject of a malicious faking campaign. Inspector Henri Legrange of...

Man Journeys to Amazon to Show Off iPad 2 to Newly Discovered Tribe 6
thisisall1word 3 years
Olympic preparations branded ‘national disgrace’ 0
theboot 3 years

Britain’s tabloid editors united today to condemn preparations for London 2012, calling them a “shameful national disgrace”. According to Paul Dacre, editor of the Daily Mail, “the smoothness...

Appeal Court Judges cut their holidays short. 0
Corrigan 3 years
Growth of rural rail lines attributed to right sort of leaves on track 0
spoole2112 3 years

The rotting decay of Britain's rail network is having surprise impact on the size of the infrastucture itself. "Things are simply breaking down much quicker nowadays" commented one railworker...

World economy to invest in yo-yos so if it falls,it'll go straight back up again 0
DavidEllisKent 3 years

Shrewd investors are also investing in mattresses, pogo sticks, Mexican jumping beans, Hooters restaurants, trampolines, space hoppers and Calvin Harris in the hope that another world crisis can be...

Arsenal trophy room provides long stretch solution for local prison 0
spoole2112 3 years

With prisoner numbers across the country reaching new highs following the recent riots, a solution for housing long term low risk inmates has been found at the Emirates Stadiumjust a Molotov...

Train Company Fails Performance Enhancing Drugs Test 0
thisisall1word 3 years

The latest South West Trains performance figures have failed a random drugs test carried out by the Office of Rail Regulation. The figures for customer satisfaction, cancellations & delays, and...

New Go Compare ad irritates last remaining person who didn’t hate them already 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Popular car insurance comparison website gocompare.com are set to cease all forms of advertising with immediate effect. The move comes after independent market research showed that they have now...

First ever laser operation performed inside a beating heart 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

British doctors have broken new ground by becoming the first to treat a man with a tiny laser that burns away tissue inside a beating heart. Scott Rosser, 34, says that he has no idea how the tiny...

BBC reveals that sending more people to jail means there are more people in jail 1
Screenie 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14583562...

Bernie and Flavio Steptoe flog QPR to Indians. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Shepherd's Bush rag and bone men Bernie and Flavio Steptoe have flogged QPR to Indian millionaires. The scrap yard, along with fixtures and fittings, has changed hands for 60 million quid. It is...

Amazon insert low quality toy into it's new range of Childrens book e-readers 0
Iamthestig 3 years
First Big Brother eviction fails as Paddy Doherty refuses to leave 1
butagirl 3 years
Doctor Who to travel back to isle of wight in special episode 1
Screenie 3 years
Brother Beyond and Big Fun in hiding after Talk Talk’s £3m fine 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Millets is the new Blacks 2
thisisall1word 3 years
Lost Amazonian tribe found in Play.com warehouse. 0
spoole2112 3 years
Big Brother Is Watching You, Not Reciprocated 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Harrison Ford storms out of film Premiere due to the high price of Nachos. 0
3 years

In a statement provided by his publicist, Ford walked out of the UK premiere of "Cowboys and Aliens" in protest after ordering a Nachos combo, popcorn and a Diet Pepsi only to find that he would not...

Facebook & Twitter clearing scrum 'disadvantaging mature students' (#oldbastard) 0
SingingHinny 3 years
'Celebrity Big Brother 2011' to be relaunched this weekend as 'Big Brother 2011' 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Sharp rise in cancer research shop volunteers by ecstatic 16-25 year olds 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Iran refuse to hand over lighter than air technology to the USA 3
pdonkyd 3 years

A spokesman for the USA said we cannot allow the Iranian's to have sole control of lighter than Air technology (Magic carpet's)we believe these carpets are made from the local domestic goat wool....

Definition: Going Blackberrying 0
Awkward Facts 3 years

Going Blackberrying: An English summer pastime in which bands of marauding children make use of the BlackBerry Messenger network to co-ordinate their activities of looting and setting fire to shops....

Cuckoo researchers in awe at distance travelled by their BA holiday luggage 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
MPs ‘poor value for money’ say financiers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Spurs tell HP its £7bn purchase of Autonomy doesn’t include Modric 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years