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IOW festival boss refuses refunds. Says terms are bog standard for industry. 0
weematt 23.06.12 10:59am
weematt
Queen to shake McGuiness' hand "If he rinsed after last piss" says Palace 4
dvo4fun 23.06.12 10:41am
weematt
Kofi Annan "This is just getting Syria and Syria"

more soon. Is my coat over there?...

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dvo4fun 23.06.12 10:07am
dvo4fun
Dalai Lama disappointed by lack of virgins in Inverness. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.06.12 9:50am
dominic_mcg
Many still critical condition after "day of inaction" from homeopathic doctors

Some hospitals around the country are close to meltdown as they struggle to deal with the aftermath of the recent one day strike by homeopathic doctors. Homeopaths are angry at changes to their...

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grumblechops 23.06.12 9:46am
dvo4fun
Isle of Wight residents flee as 4 wheeled beasts rise from the mud. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.06.12 9:15am
dominic_mcg
Suicide Bombers Greeted In Paradise By 72 "Sturgeons" After Koran Typo 1
TiffindeVere 23.06.12 9:03am
Nunnion Splendacular
More bad news for Jimmy Carr as he receives backing from Jim Davidson 0
medici2471 23.06.12 8:37am
medici2471
Patent Office "not shiny enough" says report 0
nickb 23.06.12 7:48am
nickb
The Prodigy recalled over fire risk 0
bonjonelson 23.06.12 7:34am
bonjonelson
Germany kick Greece out of Europe

More later...

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Ian 23.06.12 6:20am
Ian
American Gun Nut Ted Nugent Finds A Good Hunting Buddy In Cannibal Luka Magnotta

Ted Nugent, the flaming redneck of rock and gun fame, who was most recently in the news for 'suggesting' that Obama and his Cabinet be beheaded, has found himself a new hunting buddy. “That damn...

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23.06.12 1:26am
Sir Alan Sugar's New Apprentice Sacked for Failing to Give "120%"

A spokesman for Sugar’s company revealed this morning that Lord Sugar “will not be collaborating with 2012 Apprentice Winner Ricky Martin” on the proposed joint-venture that constituted the...

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TiffindeVere 23.06.12 12:07am
dvo4fun
Moody downgrades Blood Banks from B plus to O negative 3
Ian Searle 22.06.12 10:59pm
JETFAB
Latently Homosexual Bees Suffering Allergies "Come Out In Hives" 2
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 10:54pm
JETFAB
Psychiatrist prescribes new anti-depressant called ice-cream 1
Dumbnews 22.06.12 10:05pm
TiffindeVere
"Gordon Ramsay Actually Ronald McDonald in Disguise" claims Michael Winner 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 10:04pm
TiffindeVere
"Nigella Lawson Pads Her Bra With Meringues" claims Delia 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 10:01pm
TiffindeVere
"Stevie Wonder Not Blind, Just A Brazen Liar" Claims Andrea Boccelli 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 9:57pm
TiffindeVere
Hey Nonny-Nonny NO! NO! NO!

News has emerged that ‘sides’ of Morris Men are to be outlawed between 1st of July and 30th September this year. The popular, some will argue, summer's evening beer garden and village green...

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Duff 22.06.12 9:57pm
Duff
Prince Philip 'Hid Silverware' During Obama's Palace Visit

A Buckingham Palace insider has revealed that the Duke of Edinburgh hid Her Majesty the Queen’s extensive collection of silverware in a locked closet during Obama’s visit to the Palace. ...

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TiffindeVere 22.06.12 9:39pm
Yikes
Michael Richmond-Coutts, Laird of Kunthaire: An Obituary

Michael Richmond-Coutts, 2nd laird of Kunthaire, was born and raised in a small, working-class mining village which his parents had specially built for him in the grounds of their Surrey estate....

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TiffindeVere 22.06.12 9:34pm
Yikes
Potato fraudsters target supermarkets

Tesco, Sainsbury's and Morrisons have joined forces to tackle the rise of potato scammers. Lawrence Martin, spokesman for the retail giants, explained that consumers had reported worrying signs of...

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custard cream 22.06.12 7:18pm
custard cream
Lloyd Webber To Pen Pygmalion Broadway Spoof "My Fair Ladyboy" 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 6:46pm
TiffindeVere
QI Answers "All Made Up", Says Fry 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 6:44pm
TiffindeVere
Cameron On Welsh Literacy: "I'd welcome it". 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 6:36pm
TiffindeVere
Cowell To Launch Make-Up Talent Show "The Max Factor" 1
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 6:34pm
Scroat
Hairy Bikers Show Axed After Gilette Sponsorship Deal 0
TiffindeVere 22.06.12 6:30pm
TiffindeVere
Prince Edward's TV Production Company to Film Royal Conception

Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex, is working on a three-part episodic show with his newly-reformed production company which hopes to capture on film for the first time in history the moment of...

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TiffindeVere 22.06.12 5:39pm
Sinnick
Dali art theft suspect makes getaway on an elephant on stilts. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 22.06.12 5:17pm
dominic_mcg