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No turning back for BBC over accusations of wandering hands 0
charlies_hat 25.10.12 1:30pm
charlies_hat
Rediscovered Shakespeare play is early 'Carry On' script.

A recently unearthed manuscript believed to be by the great Bard himself has been identified by literary scholars as an early 'Carry On' comedy. The script is in rough draft and includes many title...

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wallster 25.10.12 1:22pm
wallster
GMT rethink - 'Octuple Summer Time' urged for UK's health, economy

With new reports claiming nearly two-thirds of Britons are overweight or obese – making us the fattest country in Europe – health experts are suggesting that putting our clocks forward 8 hours...

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Golgo13 25.10.12 1:07pm
dvo4fun
UKIP propose putting the clocks back to 1972 0
DustyBinLaden 25.10.12 1:00pm
DustyBinLaden
Supermarket check outs to offer flashback services.

“Do you want cashback?” It’s a ritual question asked millions of times a week at supermarket checkouts. Now though, new technology means customers may soon be offered a flashback with their...

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nickb 25.10.12 12:42pm
dvo4fun
Man who buys sensitive face wash “has expressive eyelids” says girlfriend.

“Male grooming’s like a dirty word to a lot of men,” says Berenice Hall, a trainee nail therapist from Yeovil. “But my boyfriend Stan really does have a sensitive face, which makes him well...

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nickb 25.10.12 12:41pm
beau-jolly
Osborne declares UK ready for third dip. 0
weematt 25.10.12 12:32pm
weematt
5A What you'll be doing this weekend - kcab skcolc eht gnittup 2
simonjmr 25.10.12 12:07pm
The Nage
Government's 'bubble-suit' legislation to safeguard children

In a leak of new government plans the Daily Mail has revealed that children will be legally required to wear special bubble suits until the age of 18, in a bid to safeguard them at home, at school...

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Dick Everyman 25.10.12 11:33am
beau-jolly
Mystery of how millions of teenagers arrived to school on time solved 0
AReader 25.10.12 11:31am
AReader
Anti-smoking lobby demand to know why BBC permitted Savile on-screen cigar use 0
Nowherefast 25.10.12 11:26am
Nowherefast
Rogue horologist agrees to confiscation and restitution 0
AReader 25.10.12 11:22am
AReader
Italian seismographers forecast non-stop earthquakes over all Italy

"just in case" //because of this non-sense: [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20025626]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20025626[/url]...

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gaijintendo 25.10.12 11:13am
gaijintendo
Neat-O

Eric: "It's nice out isn't it?" Ernie: "Yes, but we'd better put them away." Edit: Oh, its' 'clocks' you say? Sorry ....

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dvo4fun 25.10.12 10:44am
beau-jolly
skcolc

Well someone had to. Neat-o...

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beau-jolly 25.10.12 10:30am
beau-jolly
Hotel Coalition - you can check-in via the side gate

♪♫ [i](to the tune of 'Hotel California')[/i] On a dark Berkshire highway, cool wind in his hair, Warm smell of ambition, rising up through the air, Up ahead in the distance, he saw a...

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Squudge 25.10.12 10:02am
Sinnick
Interest in Women's football grows following compulsory shirt swapping 0
seymour totti 25.10.12 9:44am
seymour totti
BBC face Question Time scrutiny

The BBC are likely to come under fire later today as Question Time is shot in Slough. Rumours that Dimbleby will host the show in a flak jacket are 'unfounded' said a spokesperson., The local...

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philthefunk 25.10.12 9:22am
philthefunk
As clocks go back, BBC News 1 hour early because 'it's really 10o'clock'

The BBC has been widely criticised today after broadcasting the 10 o'clock news 1 hour early claiming 'well, we know it's 9o'clock, but it's really 10o'clock ' Their comments come on the day the...

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Perks 25.10.12 9:22am
Perks
Stonehenge mason regrets putting the clocks back

Neat-O, http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50454...

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Dick Everyman 25.10.12 9:13am
Squudge
“It's only borrowed time” says Procrastination “I'll be putting back the clocks” 1
weematt 25.10.12 9:08am
sigmund
Procrastinating kleptomaniac restores pilfered goods to horologist.

Bollocks, squudge beat me to it...

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sigmund 25.10.12 9:08am
Squudge
NASA claim success of Viking mission's 'not rocket science' 0
philthefunk 25.10.12 9:04am
philthefunk
Coalition plans to put clocks back to 1932 nearly complete, says P.M. 0
sigmund 25.10.12 9:00am
sigmund
Ford factory closure papers lost in transit. 0
sigmund 25.10.12 8:52am
sigmund
Jeremy Hunt to open world’s first placebo hospital

Britain’s first hospital built entirely on the power of suggestion is to be opened next week as a cost-effective solution to the rising price of healthcare. The Royal London Placebo is totally...

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Ludicity 25.10.12 8:45am
Boutros
Thief ordered to put clocks back and apologise to horologist

..more soon...

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Squudge 25.10.12 8:40am
Squudge
Ford Southampton factory closure: 'Sic transit van gloria' 0
pinxit 25.10.12 8:06am
pinxit
Government set to appoint first Paedofinder General

The Home Secretary is expected to announce the appointment of the UK's first Paedofinder General today. The move comes after a long and vocal campaign by The Sun newspaper supported by a large...

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wallster 25.10.12 7:12am
Scroat
Exclusive: Salmond reveals super secret, invisible source of legal advice on Sco

Scotland's First Minister Alex Salmond has finally revealed the source of the legal advice he sought on an independent Scotland's prospective membership of the European Union; a giant rabbit called...

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Chubbington 24.10.12 11:17pm
Chubbington