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Book – “Fifty Shades of Total Utter Mindless Tripe” breaks records sales.

It has today been revealed that the much loved book “Fifty Shades of Total Utter Mindless Tripe’ has become the fasted selling and best selling e-book of all time. The success of the e-book has...

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cuckoowatoo 11.07.12 8:22pm
cuckoowatoo
An Idiot's Guide To.......The House of Lords

With posh people on the radio and television discussing the pros and cons of it’s existence, you may find yourself asking what the House of Lords is, where it is, and what has Alan Sugar got to do...

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Perks 11.07.12 8:00pm
Perks
Iceberg 'sorry' for sinking

[i]Schettino the Iceberg appears in TV interview, says he is sorry, for sinking the RMS Titanic, killing nearly 1,700 people.[/i] In an interview on Danish TV, the iceberg said he thought constantly...

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mahesh 11.07.12 7:29pm
JohnA
Ku Klux Klan admits members may sometimes be involved in banter. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.07.12 7:12pm
dominic_mcg
Top banker tried to 'fix' appointment of Mary Poppins 1
Mandy Lifeboat 11.07.12 5:09pm
woodymellor
Olympic rowing events to take place in Hebden Bridge. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.07.12 5:06pm
dominic_mcg
3 Islamic men held over terrorism incident outside Sheffield.

216 Virgins in Leeds Nick eager for sex with them. ..as if being sent to Leeds wasn't bad enough!...

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RickH 11.07.12 3:37pm
RickH
Amber Wellingtons flying off shelves in Hebden Bridge 0
Drylaw 11.07.12 2:41pm
Drylaw
John Terry regrets being lost in Birmingham: "Fucking Black Country" 1
Sinnick 11.07.12 10:41am
medici2471
Pair of hydrogen atoms conquer Everest without oxygen

Two hydrogen atoms, collectively known as H2, have made history as the lightest climber to summit Mount Everest. H2’s feat was particularly impressive as they reached the peak without the aid of...

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Yikes 11.07.12 10:36am
medici2471
Saudi women demand Olympic places, all qualify for the high jump 0
medici2471 11.07.12 10:14am
medici2471
Police defend cattling tactics used on dairy farm protestors

mooooooore soon...

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ianslat 11.07.12 10:12am
ianslat
"Top athletes do not win by eating burgers, chips & cola, or binge drinking"

Wales Chief Medical Office claim strongly refuted by Phil the Power Taylor...

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simonjmr 11.07.12 9:30am
simonjmr
Many injured in stampede to make sure Chris Moyles actually leaves Radio 1 0
simonjmr 11.07.12 9:25am
simonjmr
Discovery of Jesus’ personal file reveals bereavement leave scam (edited repost)

In a stunning development, archaeologists have found Jesus’ personal file from his job as an evangelical carpentry tutor with the Jerusalem Nailers. Initial indications are that Jesus’ “Mr...

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Yikes 11.07.12 9:08am
Yikes
Chris Moyles quits Radio 1 breakfast show to spend more time with his ego. 0
wallster 11.07.12 8:58am
wallster
Inventor of sliced bread admits he owes it all to inventor of the breadknife. 0
weematt 11.07.12 8:20am
weematt
Bishops stand firm and get relief as CoE delays introduction of women. 0
weematt 11.07.12 8:08am
weematt
Church of England delays vote on whether or not it is indecisive

The General Synod of the Church of England has today decided to delay the final vote on whether or not it is indecisive, so that a late amendment to the legislation could be further considered. The...

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harristhenerd 10.07.12 11:35pm
harristhenerd
Andy Carroll Shock Transfer Target For… Well, Anyone

Experts were confounded last night as it emerged that managers [yes,as in plural] are looking at Andy Carroll to improve their squads.s ‘The manager gets a nice severance packaged if he’s sacked...

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Hooch 10.07.12 11:17pm
Hooch
Police search for fresh evidence in 'Tetrapak' mystery death

House sealed to avoid contamination of possible crime scene...

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charlieworth 10.07.12 11:06pm
charlieworth
Time Lords Reform "could be retrospective"

MP's of all parties hit out at plans to reform Time Lords retroactively,  with new measures coming into effect as early as 1893.  But supporters said reform could prevent the second chamber ever...

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nickb 10.07.12 10:53pm
The All New Jeni B
PMQs: Harman challanges PM to name all original members of Band Aid

Speaker of the House John Bercow struggled to restrain an agitated house during Prime Minister’s Question Time on Wednesday, after Shadow Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport Harriet...

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woodymellor 10.07.12 9:13pm
woodymellor
Lance Armstrong launches range of 'Livestrong' torniquets and needles 0
10.07.12 8:19pm
Torch relay streaker witnesses fail to see his point 1
charlies_hat 10.07.12 8:15pm
Gary Baldy
50 Shades book is 'about coal'

A new book trilogy, 50 Shades of Grey, by Cecilia Postlethwaite, has proved a massive hit. The book centres on the subservient relationship between a wife, her middle-aged husband and his...

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Mark Gregory 10.07.12 8:09pm
Mark Gregory
Nation's husbands call for lawnmower ban

Four UK water companies have lifted the last hosepipe bans, triggering calls by Britain’s husbands to introduce a lawnmower ban instead in order to prevent dangerous levels of nagging about the...

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The Paper Ostrich 10.07.12 8:03pm
Mark Gregory
Diamond downgraded to Graphite

Barclays have become a carbon copy of all the other banks...

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Gary Baldy 10.07.12 8:02pm
Gary Baldy
Libor scandal: Bob Diamond 'dismayed' by being found out. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 10.07.12 7:51pm
Al OPecia
John Terry Worried Court Case "Might Be Jewish Conspiracy" 0
thisisall1word 10.07.12 7:51pm
thisisall1word