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Philippines grateful for Dimbleby tattoo

Typhoon survivors were given some respite today, when the UK’s media redirected their focus onto a more newsworthy topic. As one orphan put it: ‘It helps put the loss of over 10,000 lives in...

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Wrenfoe 12.11.13 8:32am
Wrenfoe
White supremacist enclave founded in Dakota: Indians have reservations

.////// actually just an excuse to post this...

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pere floza 12.11.13 7:58am
Sinnick
Revealed: Osborne's Valet Running the Economy

In a frank interview with the Economist, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, loveable upper-class scatterbrain George Osborne has revealed that the British Economy is in fact being run by his...

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blokefromstoke 12.11.13 7:53am
Wrenfoe
Newspapers set date for charity 'Middleton-free' front page

Newspapers including the Daily Mail and the Daily Telegraph have agreed to run special charity editions later this month with no picture of Kate Middleton appearing on the front page. The novelty,...

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andrewmellor 12.11.13 7:53am
Sinnick
Heroin traffickers hold a minute's silence for five million wasted poppies 3
sydalg 12.11.13 12:07am
Squudge
Science News : LibDems Explode on Contact with Marmite

Scientists have discovered that Marmite’s ‘polarising’ quality is, quite literally, fatal to Liberal Democrats. “It was a chance discovery, really”, said Dr John Cunningham, the researcher...

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deceangli 12.11.13 12:04am
Squudge
Cattle join protest against badger cull

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=770086799683849&set=a.149174291775106.33236.100000476093432&type=1&theater [quote]Paterson's got a new bonnet badge until he sees sense. We need...

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Wry_Eye 11.11.13 11:38pm
Wry_Eye
Sex offending community shocked as one of its members is exposed as a Radio 1 DJ 0
ronseal 11.11.13 11:29pm
ronseal
Feminism's Germaine Greer still not apologising for Eve's Garden of Eden fiasco

Germaine Greer, the chief executive officer for Feminism Inc, has dodged questions on whether she intends to apologise for the Garden of Eden incident, which saw mankind banished from paradise for...

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ronseal 11.11.13 10:59pm
ronseal
Local man's inspirational quote to be smarter criticized for being stupid 0
Dumbnews 11.11.13 10:57pm
Dumbnews
UK''s Favourite Elvis Sandwich poll abandoned: 2 die, 1 still locked in toilet. 1
CulchaVulcha 11.11.13 10:07pm
nickb
Payday lender told to drop "Money Fairy" from Ads

Broadcasting Standards Watchdog Ofcom have instructed payday loan company Moola to drop the character of Molly The Magical Money Fairy from television commercials aired during Children's TV. In the...

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blokefromstoke 11.11.13 7:48pm
Wrenfoe
One-eyed king "only person not on disability benefit" in country of the blind 1
sydalg 11.11.13 7:47pm
Wrenfoe
5 million war dead not remembered by alzheimer's sufferers.

Best we forget...

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spoole2112 11.11.13 7:42pm
Wrenfoe
Womble Violence - 2 Binmen Feared Dead in Wimbledon

I’m sitting with ‘Dave’ (not his real name), a seasoned refuse collector who witnessed last night’s appalling scenes. His voice trembles as he tells me what happened. “They came out of...

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deceangli 11.11.13 4:23pm
deceangli
NHS waiting list for penis enlargement "getting longer by the day" 0
sydalg 11.11.13 1:30pm
sydalg
British Summer Time to be abolished to keep caravans off the road

It has long been recognised that the majority of breeds of caravan go into hibernation as soon as the clocks go back, only emerging to wreak transport havoc again when British Summer Time officially...

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Midfield Diamond 11.11.13 1:18pm
Midfield Diamond
Barratts on their uppers 0
medici2471 11.11.13 1:17pm
medici2471
Barratts Shoes Sold!

well somebody had to...

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spoole2112 11.11.13 1:14pm
blokefromstoke
Britons to continue electing public-school elite to run things.

Following former Prime Minister john Major's outspoken criticism of the public school and Oxbridge elites that dominate public life in Britiain, the British public, when interviewed, said 'long may...

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FOAD 11.11.13 12:57pm
blokefromstoke
BBC News Editors Frustrated By Lack Of Nuclear Power Stations In Philippines

The lack of operational nuclear power stations in the Philippines has forced the BBC's news editors to concentrate on the 10 thousand-odd typhoon casualties. This is in contrast to the 20 thousand...

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Titus 11.11.13 12:21pm
Titus
‘Drop in The Ocean’ Help to Buy Applications Hailed as a ‘Strong Start’

Figures have been announced this morning hailing a ‘strong start’ to the coalition’s Help to Buy Mortgage guarantee scheme. In a country where an estimated 3 million adults still live with...

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Tirade 11.11.13 12:01pm
Tirade
Depressed cat gives up after eight unsuccessful suicide attempts

Tiddles, a tabby cat from Bournemouth, is resigned to staying alive after unsuccessfully trying to commit suicide 8 times. Tiddles’ owner, Hilda Merton aged 78, said she couldn’t understand why...

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Yikes 11.11.13 10:55am
rickwestwell
Northern Line Customers Urged to “Walk, Cycle or Whistle Dixie” 5
deceangli 11.11.13 5:38am
Tristan Shout
Recycling industry announces partnership with Newspaper industry 2
Dumbnews 11.11.13 5:38am
Dumbnews
Study finds most annoying things on facebook are also the most enjoyed 0
Dumbnews 11.11.13 5:35am
Dumbnews
English student’s possession sparks mass hysteria

Universities across the country were placed on high alert today following the possession of a student during an English lecture. A Bournemouth University spokesman described how, during a debate...

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Dick Everyman 11.11.13 5:21am
FOAD
Poverty could disappear if we gave G4S the contract to look after it, says IDS 1
ronseal 10.11.13 11:17pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Luvvies cock a hoop as British actor chosen for latest fake moon landing 0
ronseal 10.11.13 10:26pm
ronseal
Welsh hold 4 minutes silence. 2 in Welsh and 2 in English.

Myrwe synnw...

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MADJEZ 10.11.13 8:28pm
Dick Everyman