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Comedians refuse to perform on anniversary of death of Alan Davies' career.

Next Tuesday, up and down the country, regional theatres, Jongleur clubs and upper rooms in bars will fall silent in commemoration of the death of Alan Davies' career on Tuesday the tenth of April. ...

Milo Shame 11.04.12 5:32pm
Milo Shame
Grand National organisers promise “humane treatment" for injured jockeys

Organisers of the Winalot Grand National today promised an end to the scenes of desperate suffering which last year blighted the nation’s favourite exhibition of high-speed horse mangling, by...

grumblechops 11.04.12 4:52pm
ITV’s Loose Women sue producer of Angry Birds TV show for copyright infringement 0
Ian Searle 11.04.12 4:36pm
Ian Searle
Robin Gibb's temperature "Expected to peek on evening of 14th Apr" 1
beau-jolly 14.04.12 2:23pm
Apple to launch new Beer Googles App for the iphone.

For the first time you will have access, at your finger tips, to more unintelligible, irrelevant and down right offensive information and opinions than you will ever need on an average night out at...

Ian Searle 11.04.12 3:03pm
Ian Searle
Rock unifies title with controversial win over Paper

Fans of Rock, Paper, Scissors were stunned after the shock defeat of Paper by underdog, Rock, at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas last night. Paper had never lost to Rock in countless meetings over the...

grumblechops 12.04.12 12:38am
Historians at loss to understand why people give a toss about the Titanic 0
Scronnyglonkle 11.04.12 12:53pm
Archive shows lisping Titanic designer told to think the unthinkable. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 11.04.12 4:40pm
Otis B Driftwood
Man of the people Milliband admits he eats his Pot Noodle "al dente". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.04.12 12:45pm
Rich excused from paying tax as they buy a poppy every year. 0
Tomfinger 11.04.12 12:09pm
FOR SALE - silver tabby 'Gorgeous George'

Surly disposition, but can be enticed with saucers of cream and crude oil. May need to be microchipped due to tendency to stray. Loving ethnic enclave sought. (Canadians need not apply)...

woodymellor 11.04.12 2:04pm
Ken Barlow sues William Roache for defamation of character

Still smarting from William Roache’s revelation that he slept with over 1,000 woman, Ken Barlow has counter-attacked by suing for defamation of character. Documents filed last week in the...

Yikes 11.04.12 1:52pm
'It's trading standards gone mad' say football clubs forced to change names

There has been widespread consternation among football clubs up and down the country, following the news that trading standards officers have forced Chelsea FC to change their name to Fulham FC...

Oxbridge 12.04.12 7:05pm
Retraction: Facebook Have Bought Out Instagram, Not Islam As Originally Reported 1
Textbook 11.04.12 10:38am
Depressive Batman dons his futility belt 1
cinquecento 11.04.12 10:01am
"It is what it is" Spanish lessons reduced to just saying S O C K S 0
simonjmr 11.04.12 9:43am
Electronic polling booths to use predictive text algorithms

The Electoral Commission today has announced that from 2014 polling stations across the UK will start using "electronic" polling booths. The May 2014 local elections will be the first to use the...

simonjmr 11.04.12 4:09pm
Vinnie Jones CPR TV commercial ‘grabs viewers by the balls’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.04.12 8:36am
Duncan Biscuit
Missile launch thwarted after North Korean tanker drivers strike 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.04.12 8:36am
Duncan Biscuit
Children in care numbers rise as parents become more aware of the option 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.04.12 8:35am
Duncan Biscuit
War widow convinced ‘time now right’ to rejoin Doncaster swinging scene

War Widow, Penny Swinton, whose husband Mark died tragically in the Afghan conflict, feels her decision to to recommence the hi-octane swinging lifestyle the couple once enjoyed together would have...

Gary Stanton 15.04.12 1:34pm
Samantha Brick extradited to France for inciting hate crimes against herself 1
Scronnyglonkle 11.04.12 9:27am
Parents joy as court rules Zhu Zhu Hamsters can be extradited to US. 0
MADJEZ 11.04.12 7:14am
Osborne admits "I do talk total bollocks pretty much all the time"

Tantamount to an admission of guilt...

Scroat 11.04.12 9:59am
PM "Shocked" to find George Osborne is Chancellor

Prime Minister, David Cameron said he was "shocked" to discover that George Osborne is Chancellor of the Exchequer. "I thought he was a chum from school on a visit, I had no idea he had an official...

apepper 11.04.12 6:36am
Judges back ‘napkin gang’ extradition

A man who stole paper napkins from a branch of KFC in [url=]Tipton[/url] is to be extradited to the US to face criminal charges and could...

St.Cecilia 12.04.12 6:56pm
Straw Poll Suggests...

Straw Poll Suggests Eastern European Remakes of Worzel Gummidge Can Be Successfully Renamed...

Chindle 11.04.12 5:59am
Kim Jong Un declares historic and unprecedented 'pasty tax' victory!

In a (yawningly) amazing ststement, North Korea have stunningly claimed a monumental victory over Britain's Posh Millionaire David Cameron. Best leader in the world ever, ever, ever Kim Jong Ungry...

Imaginary Monster or am I 11.04.12 2:33am
Imaginary Monster or am I
New Ferrari criticized for being too affordable 0
Dumbnews 10.04.12 9:16pm
Ecclestone Found After 'Losing Moral Compass in Desert' Scare

Formula One supremo Bernie Ecclestone has been found 'wandering around the desert' after a full-scale search was launched for the missing billionaire in Bahrain. Ecclestone was driving alone in the...

pinxit 10.04.12 8:34pm