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Jones Bootmaker hit by losses due to brogue trading 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Henry Wanker gets honorary OBE for helping dyslexic children in UK 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Queen asks for forms to be checked more carefully in the future...

Hurricane Katia causes butterfly to flap its wings in Japan 3
Ian Searle 3 years

Scientists say research revealed the wind, which has now dropped to a gently breeze, may have caused a startled butterfly to quickly adjust its position as it clung to a twig...

Architects complain over size of Great Britain 5
Screenie 3 years

‘It simply isn’t big enough,’ explained architect Geoff Crabfoot,‘We suggest the minimum size a kingdom needs to be to comfortably house four countries is 249450 SQ kilometres, at just...

Chinese minivan driver offered job on London Underground 0
Gerontius 3 years

tickets please...

Midwife shortage could leave dads holding the baby 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
B&Q plan to make 1200 jobs this year on hold after instructions go missing 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
The Great and the Good Attend London Alms Fair 7
TokyoTomato 3 years

Sharply dressed men and women representing every niche of the alms industry arrived in London Docklands this week for 'Income Defence and Security International', a bi-annual London alms fair. The...

Sell by dates have limited shelf life. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
Britain Will No Longer Be Great If Brussels Has Its Way 3
Duff 3 years

"We will fight them on the beaches," as Churchill famously once said, and before long it might just come to that, if as is being reported today, bonkers Brussels bureaucrats soon pass a new law on...

Daily Mail: House sizes collapse, causing cancer, in post code lottery. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Postcode lottery ends in a rollover yet again. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
So like Im minding my own, 16
Big Mamas 3 years

havin a few whiskey shorts,leaves the pub and Im on my way home, stops to light me pipe,then all of a sudden John OFarrell,jumps out of a alley way and hes got this big fucking electric eal.Hes...

FA buys Legofussball to ensure Euro 2012 victory 0
Rick Bradford 3 years

The Football Association has completed the purchase of animator Bricksports, creators of Legofussball, to ensure that no matter what happens on the pitch, England will be remembered as the winners of...

BBC4 to be saved in e-petition deal for return of the death penalty. 5
nickb 3 years

In a deal aimed at dividing the loyalties of liberal TV watchers, the government has offered the BBC funds to save BBC 4, after massive support in an online petition. But the condition is the...

Labour MPs urge Miliband to join strike action. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Teachers strike action "Last day this term is likely date. Or first day of next" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More days off soon...

Stewed: The bitter truth about Monkey and Al (PG rated) 0
vertical 3 years

someone put kettle on...

USA press charges against remaining Guantanamo prisoners, then detonate them. 4
pinxit 3 years
Dutch woman blames 65,000 calls on stalk-stalk billing error 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Fewer MPs relief for man who sits next to Eric Pickles 0
ianslat 3 years
Grow your Own Sophie Dahl kits to be banned 0
nickb 3 years

The gardening idyll of a little shed in which everyone could grow their own Sophie Dahl may well be a pipe dream, after Law Lords decided two to one that growing “Dahl”, even for private use,...

Home too small for a TV? Write for newsbiscuit 0
martin2381 3 years
Debt riddled clockwork toy manufacturer faces winding up order 6
Iamthestig 3 years
B&Q enter housing market with 'flatpack homes' 0
martin2381 3 years

The B&Q CEO has admitted that they have been looking at this for some time. 'We have been watching the DIY market expand and after the nation's architects slammed the size of current homes we...

Daily Star column - I Don't Know How He Does her - to be made into film 0
ronseal 3 years

I Don't Know How He Does Her - the regular newspaper column that commiserates with Alison Pearson's husband, is to be made into a film. Ronnie Corbett is to play the long suffering husband, with...

Operation gets a big toes up 3
beau-jolly 3 years
Tinker, Tailor, Shepherd, Spy. Secrets of MI5 cookbook revealed. 7
nickb 3 years
Death of a salesman (or two) as Tesco's porkies are exposed 1
spoole2112 3 years

Advertising gurus at omnipresent retailers Tesco were condemned today after making a pigs ear out of a recent campaign to promote the company's latest range of organic sausages. Having been called to...

Samaritans decide not to outsource calls in call centre in pakistan 1
tonyhill 3 years

The Samaritans having been trialing using a call centre in pakistan to take calls from people considering suicide., A spokesman said it was going well until they put in a test call pretending to be...