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Chelsea Sack Benitez 1
Ian 3 years

Rafa Benitez has been sacked as manager of Chelsea before he was appointed. A spokesman for Chelsea Football Club confirmed earlier today that this action was taken to save time and money. It will...

Exhausted Noises Off actor suffering from repetitive Frayn injury. 0
nickb 3 years

Bit of culture...

Putin "Humbled " by election victory 0
Bismarck 3 years

Vladimir Putin admitted to being "Humbled" by his victory in the the Russian Presidential election. Speaking outside the Kremlin with tears in his eyes, Mr Putin said " It is a humbling experience...

Putin claims victory in next week's election 0
apepper 3 years

More expected later...

Putin claims victory in Cheltenham Gold Cup on Kauto Star 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Alternative alternative-voting system, AVB, 'failed' in Chelsea trial says Clegg 0
kga6 3 years

do I need the AVB 'explainer'?...

New Sat Nav for children tells them how to drive parents round the bend. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Tram drivers complain they are 'stuck in a rut'. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Putin elected with 118.6% landslide after record 112% turnout. 1
bonjonelson 3 years
Putin wins 60% of the vote, Mugabe playfully mocks via telegram 0
SimonJJames 3 years

Vladimir Putin has won in Russia's presidential elections, returning for a third term after spending the last four years as the country's PM. Exit polls and preliminary results gave him about 60% of...

Abramovich claims Premiership victory despite claims that Chelsea "are 5th" 0
nickb 3 years

The owner of Chelsea football club says his team has won the Premiership "fair and square", blaming opposition claims of 'goal fixing' on "a handful of malcontent Fulham supporters.'  While some...

Rupert Murdoch's third Horcrux found in haunted mine in Sheffield 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Conservative MEP defects to President Assad 3
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

Tory MEP Roger Mysister has quit the Conservative Party and joined the Assad regime. "In these turbulent times it's clear we need strong leadership like Winston or Margaret would have shown. ...

Catholic Priest's "bring your nephew to work" day an unprecendented success. 1
Sinnick 3 years

hat-tip to Al McHogan if this works, otherwise blame him/her...

English patriots will buy Scottish independence Yes votes in 'Jock Off' campaign 0
deskpilot3 3 years

"A calculated campaign that will appeal to certain stereotypical Scottish characteristics," said one commentator. "How much do I get?" ask Scots...

Man who keeps falling down holes in road suffering ‘repetitive drain injury’. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Hat-tip to smart alex...

Roberto Di Matteo's job in jeopardy 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Katherine Heigl's next film will not be audience-screened 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
AVB sacked after failing to improve points tally by 110 per cent 0
ronseal 3 years
Police unable to move now for Red Tape Cutting machines 0
ronseal 3 years

The police are being severely hindered in their jobs as their offices have been over run by a stifling number of red tap cutting machines. Many complain that whenever they try to come out from...

Man hit for second time by locomotive suffering from repetitive train injury 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Abramovich vows to get tough with successor to Villas-Boas .. 0
Gourd Almighty 3 years

Following the announcement that Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas has been sacked, the owner of the club, Roman Abramovich, has told a press conference : "Under-achievement is not what I'm paying out...

Bankers raise mortgage rates in revenge for not getting their bonuses. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

A spokeswoman for the banking industry said, "We'll get you and your little dogs too." Houses are expected to drop soon...

New policy announced to tackle teenage sobriety 0
Nathaniel S White 3 years

Government officials have announced a radical new plan to ensure that the nation’s position as the 'Drunk of Europe'is maintained following shocking figures showing an increase in teenage sobriety....

Germany denies starting the Occupy movement, in 1938 0
virtuallywill 3 years

No more later...

ISS astronaut owns up to flushing whilst in orbit over UK 0
Nails UK 3 years

Meteorite, my a**e...

Ex workmate at Clyde shipyards the last person to find Billy Connolly riveting 0
Smart Alex 3 years

Surely been done before but couldn't find anything on the interweb thingy...

Millions of Britons confused by ‘great big bright burny thing’ in the sky. 0
Perks 3 years

Millions of Britons have reported seeing a ‘great big bright burny thing’ in the sky. The object was seen yesterday and prompted thousands of below average IQ scorers to call the police, air...

'Happy Marriages transgress God's laws' says elderly Christian pedant 0
yussle 3 years
Yodafone denies owing billions in back-taxes to Jedi Council. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years