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Minor, 'Stay-At-Home Joke Writer, Hits The Jackpot.......

.On a Bank Holiday. Yippee!...

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Jesse Bigg 25.08.12 6:40pm
Jesse Bigg
Harry Admits.......

"Just taking the pee out of the struggling masses, back home."...

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Jesse Bigg 25.08.12 6:22pm
Jesse Bigg
Something Stupid.....

Naive acrobat balances on washing line to dial out to a mate...

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Jesse Bigg 25.08.12 6:13pm
Jesse Bigg
Sun editor claims "publishing naked pics of Prince Harry in the pubic interest"

More hypocrisy soon (hat-tip MrQ)...

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JohnA 25.08.12 4:32pm
JohnA
Customers puzzled by "The Only Classical Album You'll Ever Need, Volume 2"

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Only-classical-Album-Youll-Ever/dp/B0000DK4QN/ref=sr_1_2?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1345765548&sr=1-2...

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Smart Alex 25.08.12 3:02pm
charlies_hat
Why am i a

new something or other insight into...

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Reg Herring 25.08.12 2:01pm
JohnA
Royals appoint intern to represent Harry

The Royal Family has employed an intern to take over some of Prince Harry’s leisure activities so that the Prince can concentrate on flying helicopters and annoying those less fortunate than...

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nickb 25.08.12 10:10am
nickb
Paralympic athletes unable to park at Stratford Tesco store

With the Paralympic Games set to commence later this week, competitors arriving at the village have been complaining at their inability to park in the disabled bays at the Tesco store just outside...

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antharrison 25.08.12 12:19am
antharrison
Public reminded that staring at the Sun will damage your eyes 1
jamesr 24.08.12 11:53pm
antharrison
Rejoicing in the streets as revised figures show recession not so bad

Well, Downing Street anyway...

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custard cream 24.08.12 11:50pm
antharrison
Disgruntled manager goes on email shooting ramapage 1
Dumbnews 24.08.12 11:39pm
antharrison
Mitt Romney Baffled by Politics

In a very frank interview, Mitt Romney has professed to being baffled by the art of politics. “It wasn’t like this in Massachusetts, I can tell you” explained the presidential candidate. “I...

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Only Me 24.08.12 11:37pm
antharrison
Lance Armstrong admits: "It's not about the bike"

Title of this autobiography, geddit?...

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custard cream 24.08.12 11:35pm
antharrison
Amnesty slams plans to tag ants

Amnesty International has come out strongly against plans by the University of York to tag 1,000 Northern Hairy Ants at the National Trust's Longshaw Estate in Derbyshire. A spokesman for the action...

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Scroat 24.08.12 11:28pm
antharrison
Are You Being Served? You Shouldn't Be

The BBC was forced into making a humiliating apology yesterday after a number of jokes accidentally found their way into a new Friday night sitcom. By the end of the programme the average viewer...

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ricky33 24.08.12 10:08pm
ricky33
USADA Proves Lance Armstrong had Meat and One Veg

The USADA is claiming victory against Lance Armstrong. A jubilant spokesperson announced:, [quote]For many years, we have had suspicions that he has been cheating by using artificial aids. Now, we...

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Only Me 24.08.12 9:22pm
Only Me
Students with grade D GCSEs are to be classified as "house-elves"

In a controversial plan to reduce unemployment, the government is reclassifying any 16 year old who scores below grade C GCSEs as house-elves. Critics have attacked the plan as "slavery by the...

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apepper 24.08.12 8:31pm
apepper
Echo in Newsbiscuit Writer's Room, claims MrQ

Prince Harry pubic interest gag reverberates...

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MrQ 24.08.12 6:00pm
MrQ
Lance Percival stripped of Tour de Farce titles. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.08.12 4:32pm
dominic_mcg
Breivik ‘a very naughty boy’ say Norwegian courts

Mass murderer Anders Breivik has declared the Norwegian courts completely insane after they sentenced him to a paltry 21 years for the killing of 77 innocent young people in July of last year.,...

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Gerontius 24.08.12 4:00pm
Gerontius
Post-Olympic bike sales increase see wheelchair manufacturers bracing themselves

Following on from the large increase in bike sales instigated by Team GB’s Cycling success at the Olympics, wheelchair manufacturers are bracing themselves for increased production should British...

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Perks 24.08.12 3:10pm
quango
Norwegian Court declares Breivik is "a complete cunt"

After lengthy deliberations, a panel of five senior judges at a Norwegian court have declared that Anders Breivik, who murdered 77 people in a killing spree last year, is "a complete cunt". The...

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bonjonelson 24.08.12 12:32pm
Ironduke
Blue Badge holders to get pride of place

Charity watchdog AgeUK have criticised a decision by Waitrose to turn their all-inclusive disabled parking spaces into elitist parking bays for middle-class shoppers only., As from September 2012...

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Gerontius 24.08.12 12:18pm
medici2471
Prince Harry 'just wanted to detract from poor GCSEs' claim 0
custard cream 24.08.12 12:14pm
custard cream
Julian Assange digitized and emailed to 202 countries.

In an embarrassing slip-up by British police Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has escaped their cordon by being digitized and copies of him emailed to over 200 countries worldwide, with the real...

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ClaretCharlie 24.08.12 10:45am
ClaretCharlie
Publication of Harry pics is "in the pubic interest" claims The Sun 0
grumblechops 24.08.12 10:37am
grumblechops
He doesn't need two hands, claims Chelsy 0
medici2471 24.08.12 9:20am
medici2471
Sun publishes 'Special Crown Jewels' edition today 0
custard cream 24.08.12 9:18am
custard cream
Crookback King Richard III finally wins disabled car park space

Check this link for the story:, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-19361350...

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custard cream 24.08.12 9:18am
medici2471
Crookback King Richard II finally wins disabled car park space

check the link:, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-19361350...

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custard cream 24.08.12 9:11am
custard cream