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| Labour pledge to ban the turtle head | 0 |  |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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'It's all very well David going on about freedom in the Big Society', said Gordon Brown, 'but the half-passed stool wastes more man-hours a week than almost any other factor and increases the laundry... |
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| Conservative pledge to return control of bodily functions to the people | 2 | |
roybland | 3 years |
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The Conservatives will give people a greater say in dealing with their own bodily functions, David Cameron told an election press conference this morning. 'I think people will agree with me,' Mr... |
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| Controversial Andrex ad depicts man wiping arse with puppy. | 1 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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'Andrex: when you know it isn't a clean break'... |
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| Paxman unveils true scale of Tory social party cutbacks | 2 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
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In a gripping interview with Tory leader David Cameron, the BBC's Jeremy Paxman has forced the aspiring prime minister to reveal that the party's social event cutbacks will include the removal of... |
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| Straw opposes wider voting reform by stating ' those booths are wide for anyone | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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to get in'... |
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| Flooring company charged with "Supplying a classy rug" | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| DFS sold to private equity firm with zero deposit & nothing to pay until 2012. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Hypnophobiacs vow to vote UKIP | 0 | |
antharrison | 3 years |
| Clowns to strike after government decision to make custard pies a class B drug. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Prince Philip injures ankle seeing off more "slitty-eyed bastards" | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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They turned out to be goats... |
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| BMW speed limit exemption made official | 2 | |
Rorschach | 3 years |
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BMW drivers were jubilant today after the Department for Transport finally capitulated to their demands to be able to exceed the standard road speed limits. The UK branch of the BMW Owners Club... |
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| Clegg rubbishes ‘unrealistic policy’ jibes. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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The Liberal Democrats faced stern examination today after Nick Clegg announced a series of new policies whilst campaigning in Newcastle. Clegg promised voters at Newcastle Airport that he would make... |
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| Court of Human Rights rules a pilot with suicidal tendencies can continue to fly | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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After a long and costly legal debate, the EU Court of Human Rights has ruled that Malcolm Simkins, 42 from Epping, can continue as a commercial pilot despite medical reports describing him as... |
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| Book reading Brummy bus driver dismissed and gets top job in Brum Freak Show | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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A Brummy bus driver who can read!... |
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| Bill Clinton laments declining morals of clergy, politicians and sportsmen | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Many mistake "Clash of the Titians" Documentary for another film | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/titian11.jpg... |
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| Previously unseen footage of Queen's conception "may not be released" say Palace | 0 | |
AdrianJ | 3 years |
| Speculation as to abilities of Prime Minister candidates after 2nd debate | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:PT0_Vo8uSGHEJM:http://seeker401.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/three-stooges.jpg... |
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| Croydon mother resents giraffe as daughter's choice of partner | 2 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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'It's not that I'm animalist', said Myra Barton, of South Addington, 'but we just don't have the headroom.' 'Why can't Shirelle be like everyone else and choose another person or a small goat?'... |
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| UK economic growth halted by methadrone ban. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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Remaining supplies at a premium in Canary wharf... |
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| Jordan appointed as Good Will Ambassador to the Vatican | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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'To improve the credibility of the Catholic Church', said a spokesman... |
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| BBC scraps Working Lunch in favour of afternoon tea in the park. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
| Recession-hit actors' union renamed Negative Equity | 5 | |
Genghis Cohen | 3 years |
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Spokesman said it was merely 'between profits'... |
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| Health and Safety Executive: Volcano chaos due to incorrect fire extinguisher. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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Reports from Icelandic government indicate that first on scene missed fire training... |
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| New BNP slogan - "The only brown thing in our party is the Marmite" | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| Déja vus criticized over too many repeats. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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More of the same soon. (thanks Scroat !)... |
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| Eh? Two explosions in Jordan. Come again? | 4 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| Facebook reunites man with ex-colleague’s father-in-law’s brother in Poland | 2 | |
DrTurmoil | 3 years |
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Jim Morris of Kendal, expressed delight yesterday as he was finally able to see how Wojtek Skrwpecki, an ex-colleague’s father-in-law’s brother in Poland, was getting on these days, thanks to a... |
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| BNP object to being connected with something as universally reviled as Marmite. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Voters admit they do 'think of brown substance' when considering PM. | 1 | |
DrTurmoil | 3 years |
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