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Quick Guide To British Political Parties' Policies On EU Referendum

Tory: referendum - let voters decide., Lib Dems: stay in, regardless., UKIP: quit, regardless., Labour: wiggle wiggle wiggle, wiggle, wiggle wiggle, wiggle...

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Titus 12.03.14 8:23am
Titus
Malaysian Co-Pilot Accused Of "Concordia"-Style Control Of Craft

http://world.topnewstoday.org/world/article/10264376/ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24733882...

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Titus 12.03.14 8:02am
Titus
Pack Descends on Dead Crow 0
BewsNiscuit 12.03.14 7:52am
BewsNiscuit
Sing It Kitty cat goes into the studio to work on that difficult second album 0
Ian Searle 12.03.14 7:17am
Ian Searle
This is BBC radio 4 news from BBC radio 4 on your radio

[quote]Strong efficiency savings have been made following the adoption of the Twice, twice the flavour flavour model of news reporting, after a recent sponsorship deal with the drinks industry. ...

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Robert Koch 12.03.14 7:06am
Robert Koch
Terrorism quickly ruled out as mystery passengers revealed to be Iranian 1
Bigglesworth 12.03.14 6:12am
Squudge
Euclid reports house break-in: Police exploring every angle

Hat-tip to pere floza...

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DorsetBoy 12.03.14 3:27am
DorsetBoy
Plane still missing, but mallet and chisel found.

Not all bad news...

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BigStevieB 12.03.14 3:22am
BigStevieB
Un-Cooperative Bank Boss Becomes Ex-Cooperative Bank Boss 1
Titus 12.03.14 1:47am
antharrison
Karl Marx to be exhumed and announced as new Co-op CEO 0
antharrison 12.03.14 1:45am
antharrison
Met Office Refuses to Apologise for 'Getting it Right'

In a bizarre twist of fate, the Met Office has found Britain basking in near warm, almost sunny conditions, just as it forecast a few days ago. 'The computer had to go back to Amstrad to have the...

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throngsman 11.03.14 11:40pm
Titus
A Handy Guide to Referenda

Referendum in Crimea. Outrageous violation of national sovereignty., Referendum in Scotland. Understandable aspiration for national sovereignty., Referendum in Northern Ireland. No no no no.,...

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vulture1 11.03.14 10:36pm
vulture1
Crow Quotation:

"My name is Bob Crow, commander of the Armies of the Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers, supporter of Milwall FC and loyal servant to the TRUE cause of Comunist Socialism. And I will have my...

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Titus 11.03.14 10:36pm
Titus
Miliband To Offer Definite EU Referendum 'Just As Soon As Hell Freezes Over'

"It is clear that the voters want us to pretend that we might be willing to let them have a referendum" said a Labour spokesman...

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Titus 11.03.14 10:16pm
Titus
Search for missing plane extended to maintenance hangar 2
throngsman 11.03.14 9:45pm
throngsman
Satan finally has something to crow about 0
sydalg 11.03.14 8:05pm
sydalg
Bob Crow goes on strike 1
Sinnick 11.03.14 8:04pm
sydalg
Satan resigns as Crow and Thatcher settle down for a eternal 'discussion'

He can't beat that. ....

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Not Amused 11.03.14 8:03pm
Not Amused
A murder of Crow? 2
Squudge 11.03.14 7:56pm
Not Amused
Bob Croaks

More to follow...

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apepper 11.03.14 7:14pm
Titus
Shock as Radio 2's Jeremy Vine puts a caller with 'balanced views' on-air

BBC Radio 2 producers are said to be still in a state of shock after a caller to today's Jeremy Vine Show expressed balanced, well-thought-out views when put on-air today. The topic under...

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Duff 11.03.14 7:04pm
Duff
The 2014 Service to Heaven

Calling at Hell, Purgatory and Ikea has been cancelled due to industrial action. Network Celestion would like to apologise to all inconvenienced travellers...

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throngsman 11.03.14 6:57pm
throngsman
EastEnders Phil Mitchell to replace Bob Crow as RMT boss 0
bookiesfriend 11.03.14 6:49pm
bookiesfriend
Line to Pearly gates closed as God refuses to negotiate Crow's demands 0
GingerClive 11.03.14 6:24pm
GingerClive
Train Drivers Plan 1 Minute Of Normal Working As Tribute To Bob Crow 0
Titus 11.03.14 6:12pm
Titus
Pickles named as "School Meal Czar"

Mooooooooore !! soon because we don't have enough Pickles jokes !...

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Not Amused 11.03.14 6:01pm
Jesse Bigg
Up North It's A Settee, Lad/ Down South It's A Sofa…...

…Up North, it's a bag of spice. Down south, it's a bag of sweets……...

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Jesse Bigg 11.03.14 5:54pm
Jesse Bigg
Daily Mail Transport Correspondents jump off bridge. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 11.03.14 5:54pm
Al OPecia
Crow Baffled By Lack Of Support For Shorter Hours For Inmates Of Heaven 0
Titus 11.03.14 5:52pm
Titus
Close Tory Aides Begin To Worry More Re Cameron….

…"Will his batteries last even beyond the next election?...

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Jesse Bigg 11.03.14 5:49pm
Jesse Bigg