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Shock Corrie spoiler - Kirk is an alien 0
Major Clanger 3 years

The Christmas episode of Coronation Street is to reveal that the character Kirk Sutherland is in fact an alien, and a spacecraft paying him a visit is to crash on the Red Rec during an open-air...

None injured as massive explosion rips through Homeopath convention. 0
reforse 3 years

A tiny little bit more soon...

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Ironduke 3 years
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beau-jolly 3 years
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Perks 3 years
Homeopathy. 6
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Osborne "will have to seek" pre-Budget day loan claims Balls 0
simonjmr 3 years

The Chancellor is increasingly likely to take out a high-interest loan in the next six months to last until Budget day, a group of insolvency experts and Ed Balls have claimed. More soon...

Homeopath denies body-odour allegations... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

‘my armpits still have the memory of soap', he claims...

Nation’s grandmothers welcome advances in nanotechnology. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Primary schools announce Nativity 2.0 6
fernandomando 3 years

Some of the more progressive primary schools are gearing up for a modern take on the standard end of term nativity play, taking inspiration from modern technology. In the age of online census surveys...

Scientists hail "Chippy Tea" as the main differentiator between man and animals 0
simonjmr 3 years
Confusion as pictures of Manchester after an apocalypse seen as an improvement 1
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Ms Klaveno out-raged at stories that Scientists are to probe Mariana's trench 0
hansens-scar 3 years
Homeopath irritated by memory of stain on shirt 2
beau-jolly 3 years
Barrymore complains of lack of media intrusion 0
hansens-scar 3 years
EU nations on "watch list" opt for over Ocean Finance 0
hansens-scar 3 years
President Assad pleads impersonating Burt from Sesame Street 0
hansens-scar 3 years
Lifestyle choice of reading ‘Daily Mail’ behind 40% of cancer scares 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Astronomers discover supermassive black hole 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

where the European economy used to be...

Manx dyslexics commemerate 70 th Anniversary of Japanese attack on Peel Harbour 0
Zen 3 years
Eco-Warrior sends family e-Christmas card and invite to festive video conference 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Dorset dyslexics commemerate 70 th Anniversary of Japanese attack Poole Harbour 0
Zen 3 years
Payday loan company wanting cheap labour told "your czech is in the post" 0
Perks 3 years
Chinese Pandas renamed 'Phwoar' and 'Wahey' to stimulate mating process 0
Drylaw 3 years
Germany's cheque stuck in Christmas post. 0
Boutros 3 years

Troubled Eurozone nations are becoming increasingly concerned amid a rumour that Germany's Christmas cheque may be stuck in a sorting office outside Dusseldorf. The cheque was posted two weeks ago,...

Creationists claim Kepler 22-b is only 3 days old 1
charlies_hat 3 years
New European currency to be named the Merkozy 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Chancellor denies smoking/cancer link saying 'it's healthy for the economy 5
Perks 3 years

The UK government has moved swiftly today to reject the findings of a report that suggests smoking is one of the main causes of cancer. The report by Cancer Research UK claims tobacco is responsible...

Scientists claim 2013 may have shortest February on record 0
bonjonelson 3 years

Researchers at the Institute for Applied Theoretics, in Basel, France, are claiming that Global Warming is increasing the risk of shorter Februaries and predict that in 2013 the month will be...

Kepler 22b makes exceedingly good planets 0
Iamthestig 3 years