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| Clegg appeals to higher power for inspiration | 0 |  |
Mr Glover Lover | 3 years |
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Lib Dem leader heard to ask "What would Bridget Jones do?" during break in Westminster talks... |
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| Cameron retracts comments that Lib Dem alliance would be 'very un-Conservative' | 0 | |
Mr Glover Lover | 3 years |
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Blames confusion on misunderstanding of the work coalition... |
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| Home Working productivity neutralised by surge in wanking downtime says report | 1 | |
ronseal | 3 years |
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A new study into Working from Home has uncovered good and bad news for British industry., While being out of the office, and away from intrusions, has the potential to create a better working... |
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| Party leaders in talks to go to AV | 0 | |
Mr Glover Lover | 3 years |
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Swap deal sees Martin O'Neill take over as Prime Minister... |
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| Clegg drinks pectin in attempt to self-coalesce after coalition talks stall. | 1 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Clegg in talks with West Ham | 0 | |
edward hack | 3 years |
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Zola asked to form next government, Brown pleased to land 'Scotty the Skunk' mascot role for Inverness Caledonian Thistle, Cameron simply told to 'piss off you toff'... |
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| UK's Malcolm Mclaren memorial still going strong after 5 days | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Nick Clegg admits to close friends he is shitting it about actual government | 2 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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A worried Nick Clegg admitted to close allies today that he is bricking it about the whole idea of being involved with actually running the country. Clegg has been quoted as saying ' I could of done... |
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| Man. United to spend 100 million pounds on 3-D hologram of Alex Ferguson... | 1 | |
Griffin | 3 years |
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just on the off chance that he might (unbelievable though it may sound) die sometime in the next 352 years... |
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| Cruciverbalist says Brown in rainbow coalition is possible. | 0 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
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10 Across: CIA oil Brown into a mixed parliament (7,9)... |
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| Oklahoma tornadoes caused by gays in Iran and North Korea. More Palindrones soon | 3 | |
Ostsee | 3 years |
| NIST announce new unit for minority govening bodies - the milliband, mB | 1 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
| Schwarzenegger urges Cameron to "Kick some ass" in negotiations | 0 | |
Duff | 3 years |
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Hollywood Terminator turned Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is understood to have been offering to help end the stalemate that's paralyzing British politics, following Thursday's... |
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| 'Only 1,821 governmentless days left till next election' say party leaders | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| One hundred different stories emerging from Cleggameron | 0 | |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
| Cameron moves in to Number Ten | 0 | |
Scroat | 3 years |
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It's actually across the road from his current abode, but at least he can impress his friends with his new address... |
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| Ambulance Service asked: 'Should Hitler form the next government?' | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Spanish sports journalist ousted after declaring Lionel Messi “not the messiah”. | 3 | |
AlistairBurns | 3 years |
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The prominent Spanish football analyst Guillem Balagué has been released by mutual consent from his position with Sky Sports after a recording of him claiming Lionel Messi was “nothing more than a... |
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| Hindu dissappointed as "elephant in the room" turns out to be voting reform | 0 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
| David Cameron considering entering the Labour Leadership battle | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
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"I just want to be in Number 10!" was his answer to direct questioning. "The Curtains have been ordered now, as had the Pickfords Van, so it's going to cost me a small fortune if I don't get in now.... |
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| Gordon Brown to have operation in September to remove smile implant | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
| Britain becomes tri-party state.."I'll try that one and that one and that one!" | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
| Labour up's offer to Lib Dems | 0 | |
gbsmooth | 3 years |
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Labour have upped their offer to the Lib Dems to include a one million poiund record deal with Simon Cowell a modelling contract with a top London agency and a photo exclusive with Hello magazine.... |
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| Clegg says: "If you want me, just whistle" | 0 | |
Scroat | 3 years |
| Lib Dems regret choosing 'a quick game of Monopoly' as coalition selection tool | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Ostsee | 3 years |
| Cameron and Brown 'have significant carpet burns on knees and elbows' says Clegg | 1 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Camelot declare Brown Rollover for National PM Lottery | 0 | |
AdrianJ | 3 years |
| Cameron aide: "I knew measuring curtains was a big mistake." | 0 | |
Scroat | 3 years |
| Queen quips: "Heads will roll unless you sort it, boys." | 0 | |
Scroat | 3 years |
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