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Hotel chain admits " We don't care for the environment"

Leading hotel chain Premier Lodge Inns has admitted that its little cards in the bathroom urging guests to re-use towels have eff all to do with environmental concerns and everything to do with...

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weeb52 16.08.12 10:45am
medici2471
Disillusioned Branson returns to his roots.

The Virgin empire's bearded boss is to chuck in the towel following his disappointment over losing the West Coast Main Line bid. Now penniless, he plans to spend the remainder of his days selling cut...

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Boutros 16.08.12 9:38am
Boutros
it's the vinyl revival! Selling LPs by mail-order nets billions for entrepreneur

In the backlash against all things digital, the 12" record has made a surprising renaissance. Companies set to cash in are those who are geared up to sell LPs by mail order. Ageing entrepreneur...

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Boutros 16.08.12 9:37am
Boutros
FOOTBALL CRAZY!

In an unprecendented show of loyalty to his team Manchester City, Premier League winning football boss Roberto Mancini has started a trend by announcing on the club’s website he is changing his...

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Reg Herring 16.08.12 9:04am
Mr Target
Paralympic row as "quadrapedic" athlete is horse

A row has broken out over the banning of distance runner Mo Stang from the Paralympic games. Officials have been concerned about Mr Stang for some time, a spokesman explained: "We had heard rumours...

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apepper 16.08.12 8:34am
apepper
Leeds speedophile caught Peeking

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-19260859...

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charlies_hat 16.08.12 8:14am
godly1966
Genuine Olympics to begin in Paris next week

Twenty nine gold medals, a practically flawless games, and Australia finishing in ignominy and recrimination in tenth place. It was almost too good to be true - Unfortunately it was. A series of...

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nyarlathotep 16.08.12 8:11am
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Olympics “getting easier” say critics

Team GB’s best ever performance at the London 2012 Olympics, including an impressive 29 gold medals has led critics to question the value of the medal haul, as they believe the games are getting...

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pippip 16.08.12 8:10am
pippip
Britain looks forward to next great summer event

Following the popularity of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee and the Olympics with the population of Britain, people are excitedly anticipating another great event that will bring the country together as...

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digidave 16.08.12 7:51am
digidave
Assange condemns threat of forced entry 0
medici2471 16.08.12 6:48am
medici2471
LEG SHORTAGE HITS PARALYMPIC COUPLE

Relatives of Dame Vera Lynn, George and Daisy Wycliffe (the Wycliffes of Dover) will not now represent Team GB in the Paralympic Three Legged Mixed Doubles. George had his left leg amputated below...

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davecook194 16.08.12 6:34am
davecook194
Julian Assange "leaks" pants when told UK will arrest him in Ecuadorian embassy 0
thesilverflute 16.08.12 6:03am
thesilverflute
Scouts lose paralympic flame relay to FirstGroup 0
FlashArry 15.08.12 10:52pm
FlashArry
Obama weighs heavily on whether to solve world problems or hit snooze button 0
Dumbnews 15.08.12 10:36pm
Dumbnews
Man who values his own opinion spends 45 mins giving his 'two pence worth' 0
Perks 15.08.12 9:42pm
Perks
Sid Waddell checks out on 20, 20, double sixteen 9
charlies_hat 15.08.12 9:14pm
custard cream
Paralympic Flame to be Carried by Courageous Able-Bodied People

An army of brave people who have never experienced disability are standing by waiting to play their part in carrying the Paralympic flame to London. "I was told last week I would never live to see...

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Denis Dijon 15.08.12 9:10pm
custard cream
Replacement bus service until 2026 for West Coast Mainline

Passenger groups reacted angrily last night as it emerged that financial projections for First Group's west coast mainline takeover will mean replacement bus services operating the entire line until...

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BAJDixon 15.08.12 7:50pm
newsfelch
Man using Web to locate shell fish accused of viewing online prawnography 5
Perks 15.08.12 7:38pm
godly1966
Red Arrows confirm flypast for Sid Waddell funeral 0
custard cream 15.08.12 7:34pm
custard cream
Ordnance Survey admits Syrian A to Z only covers half of Azaz. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.08.12 5:55pm
dominic_mcg
PR agencies increasingly desperate to cash in on Olympics

As the post-Olympics euphoria swiftly slips away, an air of panic is growing among PR agencies desperate to cash in on behalf of their clients. Latest, shocking examples of PR-land immorality...

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Miss Hegas 15.08.12 5:25pm
Miss Hegas
Transformers scandal claims new scalp

Optimus Prime is standing down as leader of the Autobots following a scandal over expenses. Leaked documents show he had been receiving up to three hundred energon cubes per year by claiming the...

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ricky33 15.08.12 4:57pm
ricky33
Schools hire G4S to shout at pupils

Security firm G4S is now set to roll out its “shouty squad” across education departments in seven troubled local authorities. “It’s a really simple scheme!!” G4S Head of Educational...

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nickb 15.08.12 1:56pm
dvo4fun
News that Jeremy Clarkson stowed away on Martian Rover elicits mixed responses.

The news that Jeremy Clarkson stowed away inside the rover 'Curiosity' has received a mixed reception from Nasa, motoring pundits and adoring fans. NASA scientists are up in arms at the news which...

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Boutros 15.08.12 12:58pm
Boutros
Vatican 2020 Olympics flame to be ignited by frenzied rubbing of altar boys 0
cinquecento 15.08.12 11:53am
cinquecento
Clive, Trevor and Keith facing extinction as less than 40 born in UK in 2011 0
simonjmr 15.08.12 11:09am
simonjmr
Tim O'Toole - FirstGroup's CEO, not a brand of pubic shampoo 0
medici2471 15.08.12 10:52am
medici2471
Eric Pickles 'beached' in Torbay

Communities secretary Eric Pickles was this afternoon being cooled with buckets of seawater by tory activists from the Torbay area who had heard of his distressed condition after being washed up onto...

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newsfelch 15.08.12 10:12am
newsfelch
"Athlete" with two artificial legs was actually a horse

An athlete has been banned from the Paralympics after medical experts became suspicious of his claim to have two artificial legs when photographic evidence showed he still had two legs of his own...

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apepper 15.08.12 9:39am
JonnyJP