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Scottish wind turbine program derailed by ‘wrong sort of wind’. 6
malgor 3 years
Coalition will prioritise the non-taxpayer 1
Zadok the second 3 years

The government has announced a policy shift away from meeting the needs of ‘the taxpayer’, a spokesperson announced yesterday. “ "Taxpayer" is a very nebulous concept”, she continued....

Battle to re-connect 20m UK homes to Europe after storm batters Brussels 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Desperate scientist resorts to hundreds of ‘missing particle’ posters 5
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

A scientist desperate to be united with a missing particle has resorted to leaving posters on every lamp-post in his local area. The particle, thought to answer to the name Higgs Boson, has been...

Blow for Edinburgh Zoo after both pandas diagnosed with pancreatic cancer 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cameron out of Europe but still very confident of success in Europa Cup 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
...Iran TV goes on and on and on about drones. 0
nickb 3 years
Tiny pilot held, claims Tehran.... 0
nickb 3 years
CIA denies captured drone was from Maplins 0
nickb 3 years
US shelves development of pleasure weapon – early trials “too successful” 0
bumtrinket 3 years

Needs development - Possible content:, Patented tuned radio frequency orgasmulation technology, US DOD cited concerns that US military would be overstretched with any old Country claiming secret...

Music Industry admits, 'we've run out of songs' 8
Perks 3 years

The music industry has today announced that the reason all modern songs sound the same is because essentially, they are. The news comes just days before the X-Factor final, and weeks before the...

Prancer the brown-nosed reindeer is second in line and doesn't stop so fast 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Pendle Hill update : cottage residents grasp of cat-husbandry "appalling" 0
FlashArry 3 years
Merkel asks Edexcel for answer to Eurozone crisis... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Rotherham man says Cameron gone abroad for summit... 0
Laughingstock 3 years

but doesn't know how long for...

Pandas 'a bit dicky' after first taste of deep-fried bamboo.... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
The Worlds first Clinic for Stalkers opens in London - other cities to follow... 0
Laughingstock 3 years

in time for the panto season: He's behind you...

Scottish pandas demand repatriation. Or kites 0
FlashArry 3 years

"difficult to make out the logograms they've drawn due to the driving rain"...

Channel 5 viewers expected to double as Man Utd "qualify" for Europa League 1
ItsReevesy 3 years
Marwell macaque hackers attack knackers Whipsnade website 0
FlashArry 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16061768]Straight out of waylands zoo FP ?[/url] More soon...

US drone captured by Iran "was actually Rick Perry" 0
FlashArry 3 years
Mock examiners may have to deputise after Welsh sackings 0
nickb 3 years
'What's the beef?' Curtains for designer vaginas 2
3 years

[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/the-womens-blog-with-jane-martinson/2011/dec/08/muff-march-designer-vagina-surgery]Muff Marches[/url] The best thing about this link is the column on the...

Aquarium worker's discovery of hangover cure a "lucky bonus" 0
Username 3 years
Cameron accused of plagarism in his Eurozone speech 4
simonjmr 3 years

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I will say: It is to wage war, by sea,...

Scotland announces they no longer want 'Wind-dependence' 1
Perks 3 years

coat, hat, scarf. check. i'm off...

Man from St.Ives arrested for bigamy. 2
Ian Searle 3 years

He has asked for five other cases to be taken into consideration. The RSPCA are also investigating him over claims of multiple cat ownership and that he may be running a kitten farm...

Dame Shirley Bassey to appear in Judicial review 0
nickb 3 years
Women to serve drinks on UK submarines 1
Sinnick 3 years
German Proposals for European Integration Start with Austria and the Sudetenland 0
Immunis 3 years

Angela Merkel has set forth her plans for European integration and financial stability with Germany as the driving force behind the project. The document produced by the German government basically...