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Reputation of Britain's weird people 'damaged' by Savile scandal

The reputation of Britain's weird people has been seriously damaged by the Jimmy Savile scandal, according to a survey by Weirdo magazine. 'Since the Savile story broke,' said Weirdo's editor Gary...

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roybland 28.10.12 11:57am
roybland
Bankrupt undertaker’s house, hearse and ectoplasma TV re-possessed 0
Dick Everyman 28.10.12 11:53am
Dick Everyman
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme split citing ‘culinary differences’

Well known herb ensemble Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme today announced they were going their separate ways. While the official reason stated was ‘culinary differences’, it is widely...

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Yikes 28.10.12 11:46am
nickb
Scotland Yard Paedo Squad round up the usual suspects 0
28.10.12 11:11am
Police have taken up the Garry Glitter. More soon.

Probably not for the first time...

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NewCriminal 28.10.12 10:09am
NewCriminal
Forgetful teenagers turn-up for work one hour early 0
antharrison 28.10.12 9:51am
antharrison
Vatican suggests moving Jimmy Savile's grave to another cemetery

and pretending nothing ever happened...

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ricky33 28.10.12 9:48am
ricky33
First officially gay hurricanes forecast: Julian to follow Sandy.

The Lesbian and Gay community worldwide has welcomed the first official gay hurricane couple. The World Meterorological Authority - responsible for assigning names to hurricanes - announced it would...

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nickb 28.10.12 9:06am
nickb
Savile charity refunds ‘will eclipse PPI’, warns City

The banking industry is bracing itself for yet another round of claims, only months after the industry was ‘almost in tears’ following exposure of its protection racket, PPI. City insiders are...

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malgor 28.10.12 7:39am
Hurricane Sandy promises to be nanti ordinary plate.

Just you vardar...

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sigmund 28.10.12 7:16am
sigmund
BBC to conduct sexual harassment review by couch interview 0
Yikes 27.10.12 10:54pm
Yikes
Tech support person reprimanded for understanding user's issue 0
Dumbnews 27.10.12 10:45pm
Dumbnews
Freddie Starr wishes he were as popular as a paedophile. 0
MADJEZ 27.10.12 10:05pm
MADJEZ
Cab driver denies being busy or just starting shift 0
Dick Everyman 27.10.12 9:46pm
Dick Everyman
Porn star accused of "spooneristic witchcraft" after turning all the cocks black 7
grumblechops 27.10.12 9:44pm
Dick Everyman
Savile stripped of Vatican knighthood for only molesting girls

More soon (Yeah, I know, in the same vein as my last one, but how could I resist?)...

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Oxbridge 27.10.12 7:48pm
Oxbridge
Wiltshire couple delay putting clocks back till Monday

Chippenham estate-agent David Westacott and his partner, Ian Sheen, decided to leave their clocks 'just how they are' on Sunday, and make the change on Monday morning instead., 'To be honest, we'd...

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Mr Target 27.10.12 7:17pm
sigmund
Pope to replace Savile's papal knighthood with award for services to children 2
Sinnick 27.10.12 7:16pm
sigmund
James Bonds Skyfall less impressive after Felix Baumgartners space jump 0
Hooch 27.10.12 6:15pm
Hooch
Cameron admits using the 'performance reducing drug' LBDM

In an announcement that has shocked Westminster, David Cameron has requested the last 2 and a half years of government be wiped from the record books claiming he and many of his conservative...

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Perks 27.10.12 5:02pm
dvo4fun
Government to introduce putting clocks back 24 hours

The government has proposed the introduction of 24 hour daylight saving. "1 hour is good, 2 hours would be better and 24 hours is the logical extension.", explained Jeremy Hunt...

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apepper 27.10.12 4:26pm
apepper
Republicans remind American voters to turn the clock back ‘80 years’

Republicans today asked American voters if they wouldn't mind turning their clocks back "an extra 80 years" the morning of November 4 in preparation for election day the following Tuesday....

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wwwiz 27.10.12 3:17pm
wwwiz
Import ban of ash trays not incompetent error, insist Gov. minister 0
Lucy4 27.10.12 3:10pm
Lucy4
Savile enquiry reveals Lord Charles indecently assaulted a coat rack. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.10.12 2:41pm
dominic_mcg
More animals come forward following zoo abuse allegations

Following the suspension of 3 keepers at Twycross Zoo last week more than 100 different animals have come forward claiming they were victims of abuse at the hands of staff at the midlands attraction....

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JonnyJP 27.10.12 2:31pm
JonnyJP
More allegations of abuse by Santa Claus

Yet more allegations have been flooding in which suggest renowned children's charity worker Santa Claus was in fact at the heart of a sickening global paedophile ring, possibly spanning many decades....

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grumblechops 27.10.12 2:29pm
arthurminnit
Isle of Wight to put clocks forward fifty years. 0
godly1966 27.10.12 1:25pm
godly1966
Newsnight editor 'steps aside' over alleged Conservative sympathies.

Newsnight editor Peter Rippon has resigned over allegations that he pulled the plug on a report which exposed Conservative sympathies, which have been covertly rampant among the BBC's employees since...

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wallster 27.10.12 1:21pm
DustyBinLaden
BBC "auditioned" young girls to accompany suspected sex offender

The BBC was last night facing fresh allegations of covering up sexual abuse after it has emerged that a suspected sex offender may have been operating at a high level in the Corporation for almost...

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jamsieoconnor 27.10.12 12:02pm
jamsieoconnor
Celebrities dreading appearance on Spindler's list 0
weematt 27.10.12 11:37am
weematt