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Keen gardener buys cutting edge technology 0
Sinnick 3 years
Christmas day 2011 to be 'busiest day in history' for Internet 5
Perks 3 years

Retailers up and down the Internet are bracing themselves for a very busy Christmas Day as people look for another way to avoid any prolonged contact with loved ones. It is thought that in the modern...

Sainsburys deep mince pies ponder their own existence 12
3 years
Queen's Christmas Message a big hit in North Korea 1
Drylaw 3 years

Crowds of North Koreans have been gathering today in Pyongyang National Square to watch The Queen's BBC Christmas Message on massive televisions. In unprecedented scenes, wave upon wave of ordinary...

La Senza sales "suspended". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Easyjet to buy La Senza and sell lingerie with no frills. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Pope uses speech to announce 3 for2 offer on indulgences, sale starts Boxing day 3
reforse 3 years
Easy Jet to start “no frills” examination board. 1
nickb 3 years

Sample questions from “EasyExam”, Easyjet’s new syllabus show an emphasis on no-frills simplicity:, Geography: How long is Blackpool’s Golden Mile?, Astronomy: How many nine major planets...

NewsBiscuit loses readership to BBC, survey suggests 2
Chuts 3 years

People looking for laughs on the web are increasingly attracted to factual news services, according to a report published today. "Why read contrived stories when you can visit the BBC News website...

Easyjet to start "No Thrills rollercoaster" 0
virtuallywill 3 years

no more later...

Pope a hyporcrite says Gary Glitter after criticism. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More black pots and kettles soon...

Wikileaks publishes Santa's naughty list. 7
donsayers 3 years

Yesterday Wikileaks published the entirety of Santas “naughty-list” complete with data from his satellite navigation system. As demonstrated on last night’s BBC Panorama programme, using this...

Republicans oppose Obama's plans for the holidays 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Santa mistaken for burglar, stabbed to death by homeowner 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Sorry kids...

Mr Withenshaw, a retired Bosun, of Woodend Gardens Smethwick 0
Al OPecia 3 years

rushed to hospital by helicopter due to slight chest pains and is immediately operated on. Not...

Santa detained by Customs on smuggling charges 1
Sinnick 3 years

so, no presents tomorrow, then, kids If I'd thought of this sooner, there's material on illegal immigration, under-age workers, positive discrimination (elves), animal rights, etc, etc. So, unless...

Richard Dawkins "No plans for the holidays" 0
reforse 3 years
Devil 'struggling to meet gas bill'. 2
malgor 3 years
Harriet Harman backs Three Wise Men dissolution; women urged to apply 0
kga6 3 years
Shattering Christmas news - Clarkson revealed to be Philip's illegitimate son. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Media obsession with celebrities weight ‘wearing thin’. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
UK's most desirable place named as Pippa Middleton's arse. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Chocolate coins to become legal tender over festive period 0
nickb 3 years

In a crowd pleasing gesture from the treasury, UK chocolate currency will become legal tender until the end of the holiday period. But in a move designed to irritate Brussels, chocolate Euros will...

Bible rewritten to make it ‘easier to follow’ 17
3 years

Christianity has become the first major religion to update its literature to suit modern, busy lives. ‘Bible On: Just Try to be Nice’ is expected to top the best-seller list, and has been hailed...

Scarborough Borough Council apologises for being repetitive. 0
malgor 3 years
Wikileaks set to Release Nice and Naughty Lists 4
Zirguit 3 years

Wikileaks are set to cause more trouble tomorrow as they prepare to release who has been bad and who has been good on to the web. The whistle-blowing website will not reveal the source of the data...

Prince Philip's Ooh Matron remarks starting to wear a bit thin 0
Drylaw 3 years
Sober man treated in A&E on Christmas Eve, claims NHS. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Airline fury as government force them to think of new way to rip-off people 4
apepper 3 years

Airlines, theatres and local government have reacted with fury at the reduction of charges for using credit or debit cards. "Our whole business model is based on charging £6 for things that cost us...

Terry apologises for calling Ferdinand 'black' still thinks he's a c**t though. 0
MADJEZ 3 years