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Final blow for Mubarak as Grecian 2000 withdraw from sponsorship deal 0
SteveCut 3 years
Iran passes law banning the wearing of berets and strings of onions 6
rickwestwell 3 years
Bush begins war on terriers 8
Batmankoff 3 years

In retirement former president has began his war on terriers, sources close to George W. Bush have indicated today. "They are a threat to our very way of life, you're either with us or you're with...

Stageshow of Mr Men character Mr Tickle flops as no one laughs 0
Basil_B 3 years
Karzai warns Ed Miliband of ‘forgotten war’ between Blairites & Brownites 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Nurses pan Andrew Lansley’s NHS plans 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Defeat leaves Chelsea free to concentrate on coming 3rd in the Premiership 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gagarin: "Never nervous. Been driving Ladas all my life. Technology was proven." 1
SteveCut 3 years

50 years too late for this one?...

This post intentionally left ambiguous 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Much hyped Microsoft Crash Solution turns out to be "Turn it off and on again". 3
BillyBitzer 3 years
France veil arrest woman unmasked as Noel Edmonds in Gotcha return 0
Midnight Dreary 3 years
US to airdrop sachets of hallucinogenic Nescafé into Iran. 2
Qoxiivi 3 years

The US administration is to harness the well-documented arsehole-usurping efficacy of hallucinogenic beverages in an attempt to overthrow the Iranian regime, say sources close to the White House....

Superglue is “just glue” says Professor Brian Cox 0
FoxyCoxy 3 years

The New Voice of Science today announced that Cyanoacrylate, the “adhesive” discovered over 60 years ago by Kodak, was nowhere near as good as it was cracked up to be. “For a start, about the...

Record archivists find old recording of George Best singing... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Fifty ways to leave your liver...

Will Mellor to receive BAFTA lifetime achievement award. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Tory voters use Factor 50 to ward off AV rays. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Nick Clegg's photo replaced by Osama Bin Laden's on election leaflets 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

The Sheffield branch of the Lib Dems (aka Frank Skittlewaite) has decided to replace photos of Nick Clegg with that of Osama Bin Laden on their election leaflets, as they believe it will give them...

'Schools sterotyping girls' says Ofsted hunk 0
antharrison 3 years
Gillian Duffy held under Dangerous Dogs Act 0
Milo Shame 3 years

After her second mauling of a high level politician, Gillian Duffy has been captured by the NSPCA and it is anticipated she will be put to sleep in the coming days. Although Duffy has been known as...

GoCompare deny they are "compensating for something" with annoying ad campaign 0
Batmankoff 3 years


Lady Gaga off key... 0
be reasonable 3 years

nothing new there. More soon...

Bigfoot denies newest sighting, "I do not exist stop looking for me..." 1
Batmankoff 3 years

more to follow...

Inflation down 0
Fatface 3 years

Just doesn't sound right. Less soon...

Patrick 19
Pinhead 3 years

Moore soon...

Foreign Secretary 'surprised' 0
Fatface 3 years

at the rest of NATOs lack of appetite for the pointless, expensive, poorly judged allied action in Libya which has prolonged a conflict which would have already been over with fewer loss of lives and...

Dylan banned from China after performing 'Ai WeiWei 61 Revisited' in Beijing... 3
Skylarking 3 years

More soon after this tasty harmonica solo (Skwwwwwwwwwwallll.)...

Fulham rivals Chelsea unveil plans for Gary Glitter statue 4
Qoxiivi 3 years

In a bid to trump Fulham’s controversial Michael Jackson statue, Chelsea owner, Roman Abramovich, has today announced plans for a Gary Glitter statue at Stamford Bridge. Although designs are still...

Spent day twittering shite then billed client two grand says social media guru 7
ronseal 3 years

A social media guru has lifted the lid on the world of new media communications with a tweet by tweet account of a typical working day...

Gordon Brown's old kit bag still resides at Number 10 0
Screenie 3 years

'It was simply too full to move' explained Mr Cameron, 'we're currently using it as a dining table.'...

Bercoe Barred From Parliament..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.."It's a travesty of justice!" he exclaims...