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UK to offer Argentina Falklands deal

In a dramatic development to the on-going row over ownership of the Falkland Islands, the British Government has offered a sovereignty swop deal - the Falklands for Lionel Messi. A source close to...

yens123 17.04.12 4:00pm
Scrabble player who fainted during record attempt says "It's all just a blank" 0
Nails UK 17.04.12 3:34pm
Nails UK
Sir Bruce Keogh: "Nightime discharges are a sticky issue"

I warned you...

beau-jolly 17.04.12 3:26pm
General Synod in chaos as actress applies to be bishop

The Church of England general synod has been forced to hold an emergency meeting to determine how to respond the request of a well known actress be become a bishop. "When we considered the ordination...

apepper 17.04.12 5:08pm
Dyslexic Mexicans left underwhelmed by annual Glen Dimplex Fan heater expo 0
Iamthestig 17.04.12 2:43pm
Spain ‘Telling on Argentina’

Spain has warned Argentina that he will ‘tell on him’ after the rogue South-American shambles seized Spain’s favourite oil exploration subsidiary whilst Spain wasn’t looking, presumably in...

Old Hat 18.04.12 9:09am
Old Hat
Aquascutum, "had nothing put aside for a rainy day" 0
beau-jolly 17.04.12 2:22pm
Microsoft goes silent in Windows 8

The next incarnation of the Worlds most used operating system will only be available in two versions, Windows 8 ME (Mute Edition) and Window2 8 RT (for mobile devices), Microsoft announced earlier...

The Tall Man 17.04.12 3:33pm
pere floza
Aquascutum goes under 0
medici2471 17.04.12 2:00pm
UK (plc) to 'outsource' the royal family

The Chancellor of the Exchequer has announced that, in a move to keep costs down, UK (plc) will outsource the Monarchy from April 2013. A family has been chosen in China to take the role from The...

Perks 03.06.12 7:28pm
Al OPecia
Actress denies she bashed the Bishop 0
Iamthestig 17.04.12 12:59pm
Ford Mondeo owner to trace FSH on next episode of "Who do you think you are?" 1
Iamthestig 17.04.12 1:55pm
The final £413m Mega Millions Winner named - Lucky B*****d 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:49am
Ian Searle
Footballer forced to play FA Cup match in his underwear after he forgets his kit 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:45am
Ian Searle
Tube workers set to go on strike - Government advise us to stockpile Smarties 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:37am
Ian Searle
36 football fans drown in mexican wave tragedy 1
bonjonelson 18.04.12 9:19am
Scientist say Tweets tell us people are happy at Xmas - still no cure for Cancer 1
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:27am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop

Hopes of a rapprochement between the worlds of religion and entertainment were dashed last night after the Actress announced a formal cessation of goodwill with the Bishop. Relations between the two...

Midnight Dreary 17.04.12 4:08pm
Scientists studying Tweets find people can only communicate in 140 characters 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:22am
Ian Searle
As UK Economy picks up Tena Lady now worth Elevena against the Eruo 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:20am
Ian Searle
New Windows 8 to taste of three Flavours "Despair, Bitter Defeat & Despondency" 0
Scronnyglonkle 17.04.12 11:18am
Big Jump In Postage Stamps? Have No Fear....

.As pigeon fanciers set up their "Pigeon Splat" service., One in the eye of the Post Office, no doubt...

Jesse Bigg 17.04.12 11:02am
Jesse Bigg
Oh go on then, since it's actress and bishop day...

One from ages ago

red 17.04.12 10:57am
John Bishop denies lurid conversation with Actress 0
Scronnyglonkle 17.04.12 10:10am
Robin Gibb Stayin' Alive for the time being. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.04.12 10:00am
British Library to put £9 million gospel in ‘Fiction’ section 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.04.12 9:50am
Duncan Biscuit
Men seek urgent reassurance a stroke and a few tugs won’t turn them gay 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.04.12 9:49am
Duncan Biscuit
New prostate cancer treatment gets the thumbs up 5
Duncan Biscuit 17.04.12 7:49pm
"I had a stroke and woke up beautiful" claims Samantha Brick 0
cinquecento 17.04.12 9:44am
Bishop and actress 'couldn't keep it up any longer'

In what is seen as a 'big blow' for celebrity watchers, The Right Reverend Geoffrey Turnbull, Bishop of Norwich, and former Hollyoaks actress Gemma Waterson have announced that their relationship has...

Oxbridge 17.04.12 12:47pm
Rootin Tootin