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Amazon Zero Power Kindle 0
apepper 3 years

In a series of product announcements, Amazon have introduced a new range of Kindle devices including what may be the most revolutionary Zero Power Kindle. "This is a game changer.", claimed Jeff...

Iron curtain targetted by metal thieves 0
brd888 3 years

Meanwhile Somali pirates make off with Oil Rig...

Metal thieves raid scrap yard 0
brd888 3 years

Scrapyard owner, Fred Goodwin, yesterday pleaded for information from the public following a massive raid on his scrap metal yard yesterday. "They made off with dozens of manhole covers, three bronze...

yuri_nahl 3 years

Many people, including those scholars who focus on recent British history, do, not know that Winston Churchill, who was normally never at a loss for, words, had a veritable desert in his mind after...

Amazon Kindle Fire "inflammable and may catch light at any moment" 0
JohnA 3 years

Obvious jokes here...

Mystery teenager 'spent five years in his bedroom' 0
roybland 3 years

An anonymous sixteen-year-old boy found sleeping rough in a local park claims to have spent five years in his bedroom before being ejected from the family home by his father. Psychologists say the...

Saudi woman gets 20 lashes for driving to cast vote - no-one surprised. 0
JohnA 3 years
The Artist Formerly Known as Mince finally embraces vegetarianism 0
vertical 3 years
Scam Nets Vulnerable Victims 1
medici2471 3 years

Over 200,000 people in the UK may have fallen victim to criminals who woo them online in order to steal their money. Researchers from Leicester University discovered that amongst those surveyed one...

A nation mourns: Where were you when David Miliband lost the leadership race!! 1
simonjmr 3 years

Over a year has now passed since the defeat of David Miliband by his victorious brother Ed Miliband, and with it the death of new Labour. A nation now reflects those momentous times and it's...

Tainted US melons kill up to 16 0
simonjmr 3 years

That's what you get when you eat fruit that's been rubbed around your arse. More soon...

Bramble as solid as ever in the box says Bruce 1
tedweasel 3 years

more to follow...

Elton and Michael Jackson's Doctor collaborate on 'Mumbling in the Wind' project 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Family of late pacemaker inventor say "his heart will go on" 2
beau-jolly 3 years
Court denies family's bid to cull vegetative-state politician "M" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

Newshit FM - Last With The News. 0
gremlins 3 years

Newshit Fm – Last With The News, today confirmed that US tennis ace [i]Jimmy Connors[/i] has walked away as winner of the 1982 US Open tournament. Reports suggest he beat the Czech maestro Ivan...

Indian Sumner to be called Stingh 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Removes coat - gets it again...

Tory Glastonbury death classified as 'natural for a Tory' 0
simonjmr 3 years
Microsoft TV ad to feature re-recorded Genesis hit "Turn It Off and On Again". 0
seymour totti 3 years
Lion King Auction 1
witless 3 years

fails to make reserve...

Labour Party "deeply disappointed" as High Court disallows leader's demise. 0
Crapwerewolf 3 years
Saudi King lashes out at women drivers 0
witless 3 years

says - Arabian caravans too complicated for women to reverse...

Hague infiltrates Labour Conference masquerading as a schoolboy 0
witless 3 years

William Hague, masquerading as 16 year old schoolboy Wory Real, addressed the Labour conference and as usual, made the audience weep. In an excellent disguise (bright red wig borrowed from his ex...

Another Gordon Brown promise broken - "Boom" and "Bust" to both go back into OED 0
grottymonty 3 years

Boffins at the Department of Words have confirmed the shock re-admission of the two words Gordon Brown promised to see the end of now that they are well and truly back in common use., "The burly...

Shoppers stunned as Bonham Carter and Burton spotted ‘looking normal’ 0
Clarky 3 years

Shoppers were said to be shocked by the conventional appearance of actress Helena Bonham Carter and her film director partner Tim Burton in an Oxfordshire branch of Waitrose. ‘I was stunned,’...

‘I didn’t mean to kill him’ - Jacko's medic on Involuntary Manslaughter charge 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years
Rare crisps packets used by Gary Linekar in 1994 to be auctioned 1
simonjmr 3 years
Striking striker Carlos Tevez was 'on a break' 1
Screenie 3 years

It has been revealed that Carlos Tevez did not refuse to come off the bench against Bayern Munich in the Champions League yesterday, but was on his ten minutes every four hours break to which every...

Failure of drawing pin maker blamed on new tax 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Government urges NHS to minimise use of life prolonging drugs 0
spoole2112 3 years

If only it weren't true...