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Bad Company update 70's hit to "Feel like attempting love" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Andy Murray added to tomorrow's BBC commentary team ahead of today's game 5
John Wiltshire 3 years
David Bowie agrees to sell the a man. 0
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

"It pains me, but we all have to do our bit however, no time wasters. Its a fucking great album, and Kurt did a great job"...

Austerity measures hit greeks 0
3 years

Greek govt orders all restaurants to switch to plastic plates , "it a total outrage said costas mikopopois it's a slippery sloop before you know it they ll be wanting ustonpay taxes!...

Cameron Admits That Lib-Dem MP's Are Cardboard Cut-Outs..... 4
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..and that Nick Clegg and his MP's have been locked up in a remote jail since last year's election, along with their families. "You didn't really expect me to share power with Cleggy, did you?, said...

Bananarama confirm Robert De Niro's given up waiting and gone home 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Controversy as foreigners allowed to compete in 2012 Olympic events 2
borednow 3 years

More vaguely ticket related news soon...

Northerners fume as hot weather means it's salad for tea 4
Leeboy007 3 years
Hornby wins contract for High Speed Rail Link 4
3 years

Hornby has emerged as the winner of a £33bn contract for 'HS2', a high speed rail link between London and the North. The project, which will be built in 1:1 Gauge, has been described as...

British scientists discover why "Mums go to Iceland" 0
JohnA 3 years

"They can't cook to save their lives" said the scientists, adding "without a microwave, their kids would starve to death"...

Doomsday Cults Rage at Short Notice of Comet 2011 MD 2
Tom55 3 years

Spokespersons responded to the 4-day warning of the bus-sized comet's with anger. "With the end of the world nigh we need a lot more than four days to organize ceremonies on mountaintops, catering...

Murray Blows Gasquet 1
Iscariot 3 years
Scientists prove George Osborne is a tosser 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
Creationist school appears out of nowhere 14
Ludicity 3 years

Scientists are said to be ‘baffled’ after a school teaching Creationism suddenly appeared overnight in a Hampshire field complete with a full retinue of teachers and pupils. St Usshers Junior...

Organisers regret failure to reschedule British Curry Festival 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Socially competent hacker discovered 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Tories blame heatwave on Gordon Brown 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Newcastle borehole finds everlasting supply of hot water 0
greg various 3 years

from the faulty tap in the gents of Washington services on the A1(M)...

Ed Miliband on crutches after Michael Foot Syndrome diagnosis 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Women’s Institute sets up military wing to back troops 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

The largest voluntary organisation for women in the UK, with over 200,000 members is to set up a military wing following concerns about the impact of proposed cuts to the armed forces. After...

Cricket officially reclassified as a 'pastime'. 0
writinginbsl 3 years

The game of cricket, played by both lanky and overweight men around the world has been ‘slightly taken aback’ with a gentle and nonchalant step to the left by the recent classification of the...

Greece leaves the E.M.F. Joins the I.O.U. 0
seymour totti 3 years

It's unbelievable...

Trial of Khmer Rouge leaders thwarted by 'lack of anyone left alive to testify' 0
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

The UN-backed trial of 4 surviving members of Pol Pot’s murderous inner circle started today amidst concerns that there is not a single person left alive from the era other than the 4 genocidal...

W.H.O reports sudden drop-off in cases of narcolepsy 0
charlieworth 3 years


New survey finds 90% of drivers think all other drivers are idiots 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Serena Williams to play today's match on No2 court at Barnet Leisure Centre 1
grottymonty 3 years

Results later...

Bin Laden's wife furious over Payment Protection Insurance scam 1
Dick Everyman 3 years

In an exclusive interview with Time magazine, the fifth wife of Osama Bin Laden, Amal, has complained that she was missold Private Protection Insurance when she reportedly took out a mortgage with...

Guardian Spelling mistake raises eyebrows " Tory Chairman dies on Portillo" 3
Iamthestig 3 years
Clegg can now go to the toilet on his own beamed a delighted David Cameron 2
ermintrude 3 years

Clegg can now go to the toilet on his own beamed a delighted David Cameron - adding he is a big boy now and will soon be allowed one or two small policies...

weather 'too hot' for trains to work properly 2
Leeboy007 3 years

true story!!