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Pet owners call on government to do more to help with the cost of keeping dogs

People who buy dogs that they can’t really afford are calling on the government to do more to help with the cost of food, vet bills and paying somebody else to walk them. A recent study found that...

Vertically Challenged Giant 21.04.12 3:08pm
Girl in US Secret Service scandal gets the sack 0
medici2471 19.04.12 10:29am
Man Down Under Now Man Six Feet Under. 2
Haywood Manley 19.04.12 10:25am
Haywood Manley
Deceased Men At Work Flautist accused of copying Amy Winehouse. 0
seymour totti 19.04.12 9:26am
seymour totti
Tanker drivers to vote on action when they return from skiing holidays. 0
MADJEZ 19.04.12 8:59am
King of Spain apologises to poor peasants, Queen offers cake. 0
MADJEZ 19.04.12 8:56am
White supremacist group decides to drop Black Power salute. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.04.12 8:56am
The Reign in Spain shoots mainly on the Plains 0
charlies_hat 19.04.12 8:45am
Judge Explains Abu Qatada Ruling Means No Worries for The Rest of Your Days 1
house78 19.04.12 11:59am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Scientists who cured mice of blindness hope to sew their tails back on soon. 1
dominic_mcg 19.04.12 8:45am
Tourettes Sufferers With Swear Boxes, To Link Up With Savings Bank.....

'It's effing logical, in it!'...

Jesse Bigg 24.04.12 9:07am
Jesse Bigg
Attenborough ‘Finishes’ Lemon in Mortal Kombat

Celebrity Muse and part-time skank wrangler, Keith Lemon, has been comprehensively ‘finished’ in Mortal Kombat by non-promiscuous naturalist, sir David Attenborough. The encounter, which took...

Old Hat 19.04.12 6:21pm
Chelsea fan claims Champions League credit after tweeting "#prayfordrogba"

Armchair Chelsea fan, Barry Nicholls, 39, has been a lifelong supporter for the last 7 years. He was unable to get a ticket for Wednesday's Champions League match against Barcelona, so thought he...

seymour totti 19.04.12 9:57am
Even Danish cartoonists "not going anywhere near" Breivik satire yet 1
grumblechops 18.04.12 10:26pm
Damien Hirst delights art world with 'Giant Greggs Pasty in Cameron's botty'

Celebrated artist Damien Hirst has unveiled what he believes to be a "True dovetailing of northern and southern britain" in his new work "Giant Greggs pasty shoved up David Cameron's botty" and which...

antharrison 18.04.12 8:37pm
The evidence: Simon Cowell not full of Shit

Extracts from Tom Bowyer's forthcoming unauthorised biography have revealed that Simon Cowell is addicted to daily Colonic irrigation treatments. A source close to Cowell stated that the problem had...

newdave 18.04.12 8:36pm
Sex act ponders name change to avoid confusion with Austrian village 0
Yikes 18.04.12 8:30pm
Old Wounds Opened by Tupac's Hologram

The hologram of Biggie Smalls is said to be furious the hologram of Tupac Shakur has beaten him to appearing live. Sources close to the hologram of Smalls fear that history is about to repeat itself;...

house78 25.04.12 8:47pm
Screaming kid with bad handwriting 'got a Ryvita for his birthday'. 1
malgor 19.04.12 6:41am
Isle of Wight "falling into information black hole".

Al OPecia 18.04.12 7:49pm
Al OPecia
Tibetan monks protest at high cost of petrol 2
Mandy Lifeboat 18.04.12 8:22pm
Olympic Travel Advice: Londoners Should Plan Extra Month Into Mass Migration

Transport for London and the Olympic Organising Committee have revealed travel plans for the games for those lucky enough to have tickets to the events, and those meant to be working during the two...

thisisall1word 18.04.12 10:39pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Agitated Juan Carlos abdicates owing to 'Elephant in the Tomb' 0
pinxit 18.04.12 6:06pm
Hollywood to make China murder movie "as soon as someone understands it"

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Danny Davito and Ewan McGregor are all slated for major roles in a Hollywood retelling of the Neil Haywood case, which is due to start filming in Pinewood and Chonqing...

nickb 18.04.12 10:35pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
King Juan Carlos misses elephant, shoots himself in the foot. 0
yussle 18.04.12 5:51pm
Spain Strikes Back following Argentina’s Annexing of Oil Company

Spain has today told Argentina to stop using Spanish as it’s language of choice (or give back the shares it has stolen YPF - the oil company owned by Repsol). They have until midnight to make...

HenryMJUK 18.04.12 5:41pm
Abu Qatada to be deported "piece by piece"

Controversial cleric Abu Qatada is to gradually removed from the country. A spokesman explained; "One hand and eye have gone already, more bits will follow as and when."...

apepper 19.04.12 6:22pm
Lord Coe launches countdown to ’50 days to go’ countdown

With London 2012's '100 days to go' countdown firmly behind him, Lord Coe is keen to build on its success by launching a countdown to the '50 days to go' countdown. Coe has hand-picked a team of...

19.04.12 8:43am
London ready for 2013 Olympics claims government

More follows next year...

apepper 18.04.12 5:29pm
Austrian village Fucking to change name to the village formerly known as Fucking

The Austrian village of Fucking is to vote on a name change in an attempt to escape the constant ridicule and attention the name attracts the hamlet. Road signs bearing the village’s name are...

Ian 19.04.12 6:45am