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IoW newspaper stuns readers with more information in the story than the headline

An Isle of Wight local newspaper today stunned readers by publishing a story on its web site with slightly more information in the story body than the headline. Login or Register to Comment on this...

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clarksn 08.10.13 10:10pm
Titus
Olympic torch to visit 'most precious' Russian places

Since the announcement of the longest torch relay in Olympic history, some 65000km across Russia and some places claimed as Russian, such as outer space, further details have emerged of the torch and...

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Squudge 08.10.13 8:23pm
Squudge
Police Arrest Identity Thieves - Or Perhaps Someone Claiming To Be Them 6
Titus 08.10.13 8:01pm
Squudge
BBC1+1 to show all programmes before BBC3 0
davetwojackets 08.10.13 7:18pm
davetwojackets
BBC1+1 to join forces with BBC3 to become BBC5 0
davetwojackets 08.10.13 7:10pm
davetwojackets
Low-Tech green car discovered, "The used car" 0
Dumbnews 08.10.13 6:41pm
Dumbnews
New ultra-cheap computer invented, "The used computer" 0
Dumbnews 08.10.13 6:32pm
Dumbnews
BBC One + 1 launched decried by critics as just a load of repeats 0
tonyhill 08.10.13 5:44pm
tonyhill
In future ornithological taxonomists will be famous for 15 linnets 0
Smart Alex 08.10.13 5:17pm
Smart Alex
Actress buys defunct electrical retailer: launches Halle's Comet 4
John Wiltshire 08.10.13 5:05pm
jimmydodger
Andy Warhol predicts that in future W.A. Mozart will be famous for 15 minuets 0
Smart Alex 08.10.13 4:18pm
Smart Alex
Nutter leaves organisation he led because 'it's full of nutters like me'

Tommy Nutter today left the organisation he has been leading for 4 years because 'it's full of nutters exactly like me.' Continuing his statement, Mr Nutter said: 'When I started the Extremely...

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John Wiltshire 08.10.13 3:07pm
Flugelbinder
Sunderland appoint Brighton boss to prepare for life in lower divisions

Sunderland FC today announced the appoinment of Gus Poyet as their head coach. (No, me neither.) Poyet, from Uruguay (exactly), was recently sacked by Brighton & Hove Albion for being useless,...

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John Wiltshire 08.10.13 3:05pm
Flugelbinder
Large hadron sues Higgs for whiplash 0
Boutros 08.10.13 2:28pm
Boutros
BBC catch-up channel will allow execs to catch up with what viewers want to see 0
John Wiltshire 08.10.13 2:11pm
John Wiltshire
Man who forgets to recycle detained as 'British FBI' makes first arrest

A 35-year-old man from the Rusholme area of Manchester is facing a second day under police caution today, after a dawn raid at his two-bedroom terraced house by the National Crime Agency, dubbed the...

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Jesus H 08.10.13 1:34pm
Jesus H
Peter Higgs 'determined to find a Higgs boson of sense in government policy'

Professor Peter Higgs, winner of this year's Nobel prize for physics, says his ultimate quest is to find an iota of sense in government policy. At his acceptance speech, Professor Higgs said:...

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John Wiltshire 08.10.13 1:23pm
John Wiltshire
Rare photo released of Miley Cyrus not sticking her tongue out

Being examined for authenticity. More soon...

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johnnydobbo 08.10.13 1:16pm
johnnydobbo
All-Wooden New Prison Built, Especially For Metal Thieves....

Guards quite chippy about it...

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Jesse Bigg 08.10.13 11:59am
Flugelbinder
Sunderland appoint new Poyet-In-Residence

[center]We've got a new Poyet-In-Residence., A more balanced approach is in sight., Gus will strengthen the left wing,, Paolo only attacked down the right. We’ve got a new Poyet-In-Residence,...

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Midfield Diamond 08.10.13 11:49am
nickb
Taliban Say 'We're Learning: Next Time We'll Shoot A Less Articulate Schoolgirl 7
Titus 08.10.13 11:36am
pere floza
Scouts ‘promise’ to do Beelzebub’s biding

In an attempt to placate all faiths, the Scouting Movement of the UK will now extend their vow to include ‘upholding values’, ‘sucking the devil’s teat’ and ‘listening to black metal’....

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Wrenfoe 08.10.13 11:00am
Wrenfoe
Lid Dem supporters technically re-termed 'disciples'

A recent ‘Yahoo’ poll on British politics has found that just a staggering 12 people intend to vote Lib Dem in the next election, meaning that in technical terms, Lid Dem followers shall now be...

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TobiasBV 08.10.13 10:55am
TobiasBV
Soap addicts in our jails

A few years ago I was just a simple homeless tramp. But now I could pass for an Imperial Leather model. Here is my story. I was a victim of Blair’s Britain and was forced to tie up pensioners to...

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Rootin Tootin 08.10.13 10:23am
Flugelbinder
Shock appearance of doctor on hospital ward explained

There was panic at the Royal Manchester Hospital this weekend when one of the registrars, Dr Ramadan Chatterjee, was spotted on the paediatric ward in the middle of Saturday afternoon. Mothers...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 08.10.13 10:05am
blacklesbianandproudofit
EDL accepts Tommy Robinson’s resignation brick-through-window-with-note-on-it 0
Qoxiivi 08.10.13 9:51am
Qoxiivi
Sunderland become first Club to have three times as many managers as points 0
Midfield Diamond 08.10.13 9:17am
Midfield Diamond
Sunderland name next manager to be fired

Sunderland AFC has today announced the appointment of Gustavo Poyet as head coach. The 45 year-old has agreed a two year contract at the Stadium of Light and will take charge of the Black Cats with...

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custard cream 08.10.13 9:03am
custard cream
Match at Buckingham Palace: Unelected Parasites 1, Common Herd 0... 0
Tripod 08.10.13 8:53am
Tripod
Miley Cyrus/SpongeBob Squarepants feud escalates

The war of words between pop singer Miley Cyrus and paraphyletic phylum-descended entertainer SpongeBob Squarepants has intensified in the last 24 hours. The squeakily-voiced, improbably-shaped...

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Skylarking 08.10.13 8:18am
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