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| UK economic growth halted by methadrone ban. | 0 |  |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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Remaining supplies at a premium in Canary wharf... |
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| Jordan appointed as Good Will Ambassador to the Vatican | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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'To improve the credibility of the Catholic Church', said a spokesman... |
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| BBC scraps Working Lunch in favour of afternoon tea in the park. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
| Recession-hit actors' union renamed Negative Equity | 5 | |
Genghis Cohen | 3 years |
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Spokesman said it was merely 'between profits'... |
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| Health and Safety Executive: Volcano chaos due to incorrect fire extinguisher. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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Reports from Icelandic government indicate that first on scene missed fire training... |
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| New BNP slogan - "The only brown thing in our party is the Marmite" | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| Déja vus criticized over too many repeats. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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More of the same soon. (thanks Scroat !)... |
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| Eh? Two explosions in Jordan. Come again? | 4 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| Facebook reunites man with ex-colleague’s father-in-law’s brother in Poland | 2 | |
DrTurmoil | 3 years |
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Jim Morris of Kendal, expressed delight yesterday as he was finally able to see how Wojtek Skrwpecki, an ex-colleague’s father-in-law’s brother in Poland, was getting on these days, thanks to a... |
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| BNP object to being connected with something as universally reviled as Marmite. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Voters admit they do 'think of brown substance' when considering PM. | 1 | |
DrTurmoil | 3 years |
| Human Rights Act to stay after concerns raised over fatwa. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
| Cinema chain buy Blockbuster: get home to find another company in the box. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Election latest: Torie's lead has just been reported stolen | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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alledgeley by members of the travelling community... |
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| Crime-rate drops as goalposts moved. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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Crimewatch to appeal for witnesses... |
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| Number of spare rooms increasing, says new study | 5 | |
rickwestwell | 3 years |
| United States unveils ‘secret’ spaceplane: details to follow | 0 | |
sazbert | 3 years |
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The United States military has launched a new spaceplane in Florida. The secret operation has sent the autonomous spaceplane into orbit and apparently does not know when it plans to return. A... |
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| Its decision time for the central heating | 0 | |
curry muncher | 3 years |
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Can the heating be turned off yet? Might it get nippy in the evening? Couldn’t you wear a jumper? These are just some of the questions that abound at this time of year, often causing strife... |
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| Election latest. Mediaeval stained glass windows have lead. | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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I'll stop now... |
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| Election latest. Narrow lead used to murder Colonel Mustard in the library. | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| Labour claims Cameron is genetically half reptile | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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"You've just got to look at those cold soul less eyes, the way his tongue flicks out to nervously taste the air, he only becomes animated under the glare of spotlights and he's cleans his eyes with... |
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| Labour calls for withdrawal of Torie's 1979 Labours not working posters | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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"there's no place in electioneering for spreading fears and smears" said David Cameron in last nights debate... |
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| Election latest: Pencils have lead. | 0 | |
Ostsee | 3 years |
| Unileverbomber hits BNP | 0 | |
roybland | 3 years |
| Britain’s Got Talent to introduce strict 'no clapping' rule | 4 | |
Ludicity | 3 years |
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A 76-rule code of conduct for ITV1’s Britain’s Got Talent will outlaw the audience from clapping, booing, whistling or whooping. ‘The new rules are very clear,’ said programme creator, Simon... |
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| Wanted: Replacement bishops. Apply to Rome quoting ref VAT 69 soonest. | 0 | |
Ostsee | 3 years |
| Man Who Looks a Bit Like The Prophet Mohammad Enrages Muslims | 0 | |
the everlasting first | 3 years |
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Islamic groups were in uproar last night after it was discovered that Roland Lamb, an 18 year old 'Nando's Chicken' employee, bore more than a passing resemblance to the Prophet Mohammad. The... |
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| Election latest. Labradors have narrow lead. | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| Labour warn electorate of Phil Collins ‘menace’ | 0 | |
Rorschach | 3 years |
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Gordon Brown insisted earlier today that Labour were the only party that could be trusted to keep the country free of Phil Collins. In 1997, Phil Collins famously stated that if Labour won the... |
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| British Raj still influential as BA passengers stranded in India told to queue. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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