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Eddie goes really bad

http://assets4.pinimg.com/upload/87116574013464532_6eyQzb80.jpg...

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Squudge 31.10.12 4:51pm
Squudge
‘No new shoes or handbags, bitch, until I see you iron,’ Maidenhead man insists.

[url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50886]Neat-O[/url] (I hasten to add)...

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malgor 31.10.12 4:06pm
malgor
RyanAir centre seat voted the best thing since the iron maiden. 0
weematt 31.10.12 3:47pm
weematt
Initial voyage of new atomic submarine was "more positive than negative" 3
charlies_hat 31.10.12 3:40pm
Squudge
Vacant ‘Freedom of Scarborough’ honour listed on eBay. Bid stands at 99p... 1
Tripod 31.10.12 2:43pm
Squudge
"I made Ronin" album big hit for Elvis / Brit metal band Aaron Maiden 0
simonjmr 31.10.12 2:14pm
simonjmr
Mars mission abandoned after Rover sends back Hawaiian lapsteel guitar recording 0
Nowherefast 31.10.12 2:10pm
Nowherefast
Bribe shortfall forces England’s police to go under-cover...

In an effort to cut costs, now that the bribes from News International have dried up, every police force in the country is to go under-cover. Police stations are to be closed, the properties sold and...

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Tripod 31.10.12 1:57pm
Tripod
Cricket latest: Robot batsman scores no runs from six balls. 1
sigmund 31.10.12 1:50pm
Drylaw
Newsbiscuit Contributor Gouges Own Eyes Out.

"It was better than having to read yet another Savile-related sub"...

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The All New Jeni B 31.10.12 1:49pm
pinxit
Plagued by Trick-or-Treaters? Then this could be for you…

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/tricktreat.jpg...

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pinxit 31.10.12 1:47pm
pinxit
Pluto to play Ja Ja Binks in next Star Wars film 1
victimms 31.10.12 1:38pm
Squudge
Final Prequel Spoiler - CGI 'Darth Savile' to play father of Anakin Skywalker

more soon (Sorry Jeni)...

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Squudge 31.10.12 1:35pm
Squudge
US teenager branded 'a fool' after being stranded at drive-in by Sandy

Rydell High School student Daniel Zuko was left stranded at a drive-in cinema theatre last night, as Sandy, whose full name is Sandy Olssen, hit the east coast of America. Rydell’s Principal...

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DustyBinLaden 31.10.12 1:27pm
Squudge
Part time policeman 'wore only half his uniform' claim 0
custard cream 31.10.12 1:23pm
custard cream
Man charged with “impersonating plain-clothed policeman”... 1
Tripod 31.10.12 1:21pm
custard cream
Please to probe in Londons most infamous gay sauna as two

erections die...

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burnmybridges 31.10.12 12:41pm
burnmybridges
Anger management courses all the rage, say psychologists

probably not a lot you can say to that, so no more soon...

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custard cream 31.10.12 12:33pm
custard cream
US eastern seaboard brought to standstill by “leak of homeopathic waste”... 0
Tripod 31.10.12 12:28pm
Tripod
City in shock as a Liverpool pensioner says "No, I never knew John Lennon" 3
dvo4fun 31.10.12 11:34am
medici2471
Savile death cheats him of great blow from Sandy

one for Jeni B...

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medici2471 31.10.12 11:31am
Squudge
Salad Roll shortage hits N.Y. as Subways close. 1
Maverick 31.10.12 11:20am
jimmydodger
Millenium Falcon heads for Pluto 2
medici2471 31.10.12 10:40am
nostra da mouse
God ignored red flags on Savile’s heaven application as he needed Xmas party DJ

The process of ascending to heaven may be about to get a lot tougher amid revelations that God turned a blind eye to red flags on Jimmy Savile’s heaven application as he needed a DJ for the heaven...

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Yikes 31.10.12 9:23am
Yikes
Tom Daley's bronze medal at risk over 'diving' allegation

more soon. Surely done somewhere already. If not then apologies, hat, coat etc...

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dvo4fun 31.10.12 9:20am
Yikes
US announce plans to extradite Michael Fish 5
Squudge 31.10.12 9:03am
Squudge
Cities unprepared for badger refugees, warns academic.

Cities must prepare for a tide of badger refugees fleeing the cull, according to Earnest Stoat, who is still employed by Arndale College of Animal Psychology. "Without proper protection, the...

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Boutros 31.10.12 12:09am
Boutros
'Darth Mickey' to feature heavily in next Star Wars movie 1
Idiot 30.10.12 11:41pm
Squudge
Dearth of Savile jokes freezes satirical website

Keep 'em coming ;0)...

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Dick Everyman 30.10.12 11:40pm
Squudge
US seeks extradition of butterfly from Tokyo garden 4
tedweasel 30.10.12 11:34pm
dvo4fun