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Quantum physicist goes to beach to watch the particles breaking upon the shore 1
Smart Alex 18.08.13 7:50am
Kevin the Swan
Massive Queue Of Fishing Boats Builds Up As Gibratar Checks For Smuggling 0
Titus 18.08.13 7:34am
Titus
"Diana Coroner Failed To Notice Car & Bodies Riddled Wth Bullets" Claims Express 0
Titus 18.08.13 7:20am
Titus
Labour Adopts New Slogan "Look, Brown Really Has Gone, So Vote For Us - Please?" 0
Titus 18.08.13 6:50am
Titus
Bearded Paxman Is Fearful Of Beating By Egyptian Police 0
Titus 18.08.13 6:39am
Titus
BBC's John Seargeant admits when he was younger that he was only John Constable 1
Smart Alex 18.08.13 6:36am
Lindy Moone
Audi announces that "indicator stalk" is not a euphemism.

(Or it would have been overuse)...

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Maverick 18.08.13 12:45am
Maverick
Sisters remain tight-lipped after claims of adult toy abuse rock nunnery 2
Robopop 18.08.13 12:41am
Maverick
Increasingly desperate Ed Milliband murders nine: still no media coverage. 1
deskpilot3 17.08.13 11:39pm
Titus
Outrage As 14 Greengrocers Shot Dead Following Decision To Arm Apostrophe Police

"Over-enthusiastic" apostrophe police officer beats, shoots and leaves...

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Titus 17.08.13 11:25pm
Titus
Left-hand mouse manufacturer goes bankrupt as porn block takes effect 0
sydalg 17.08.13 11:09pm
sydalg
Catherine's an Aragoner if she doesn't produce an heir, warns Henry VIII 0
sydalg 17.08.13 11:08pm
sydalg
God to announce long-awaited Commandments 11-20 exclusively on Twitter 10
bonjonelson 17.08.13 10:31pm
bonjonelson
Cameron says 'any day now' for new scandal involving Jacob Rees-Mogg.

More casual racism soon...

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deskpilot3 17.08.13 10:09pm
deskpilot3
Racist Attack Leaves Fridge Fighting For it's Life - 2

Racial tension is running high in Gillingham, Kent today following what is alleged to have been a racially motivated attack which took place on the town's high street yesterday afternoon. The victim,...

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Robopop 17.08.13 10:07pm
Robopop
Diana Death latest - "may have involved the millinery". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 17.08.13 9:27pm
Al OPecia
Sat Nav companies thrown into panic over location of "Balcombe". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 17.08.13 9:25pm
Al OPecia
God "just doesn't know what to suggest". More soon. 13
Al OPecia 17.08.13 9:17pm
Al OPecia
Tesco Announce First instore Male Comfort Zone

Tesco Announce First instore [i]Male Comfort Zone[/i], As part of the supermarket giant’s reinvigoration of their UK operations, stores are offering an ever wider range of services. Tesco have...

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Ian Collier 17.08.13 9:08pm
Titus
Audi Recall 10,000 Cars Where Indicator Stalk Has Seized Up Though Lack Of Use 12
Titus 17.08.13 8:57pm
Zen
French President tells Ed Milliband that in politics 'one egg is un oeuf' 6
AReader 17.08.13 8:57pm
AReader
Russian pole vaulter "tried it once, but didn't like it"

The Russian pole vaulter at the centre of the "gaygate" furore has defended her statements by drawing parallels between the Russian stance on homosexuality and many Western countries' approach to...

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SugarTits69 17.08.13 7:18pm
Kevin the Swan
ED suffering footballer comes last at annual KeepyUppy championship

While his team physio is baffled at how he even managed to enter...

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Robopop 17.08.13 7:11pm
Robopop
Police Mystified By Lack Of Abuse Allegatons Against Former-D-J-Turned-Priest 0
Titus 17.08.13 6:02pm
Titus
Alien fury as Area 51 declassified

Shape shifting aliens from the Dawn Planet of the outer Dark Reaches have protested to the US government about declassifying Area 51. "We look forward to a quiet fortnight in Nevada each year; it's...

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apepper 17.08.13 5:49pm
Lindy Moone
Balcombe Seeks Advice From Egyptian Police On Clearing Anti-Fracking Camp 0
Titus 17.08.13 5:44pm
Titus
Met Discovers Old Copy Of Daily Express

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23741483...

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Titus 17.08.13 5:41pm
Titus
Man With Naff Animal Collection Warned Against Including Small Chinese Dog 0
Titus 17.08.13 3:51pm
Titus
Female translator performs cunning linguistic act on behalf of Isinbayeva

More to follow...

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Robopop 17.08.13 3:49pm
Lindy Moone
Teenage driver with bad acne receives £6500 on-the-spot fine. 2
FOAD 17.08.13 3:39pm
Titus