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F1 drivers ask "What muppet put a Grand Prix near Manama?" 0
weematt 20.04.12 7:10am
Breadknife voted best thing before sliced bread.

Hat tip to Stephen Wright who raised the question...

weematt 20.04.12 6:58am
RSPCA condemns BNP calls to 'punch Abu's cat harder'

I know, i know. As my mum used to say, 'if you don't have anything funny to say, then say nothing at all'...

Perks 20.04.12 6:54am
2012 London marathon to be conducted by public transport

Organisers have dropped a bombshell by announcing that all competitors in Sunday’s London marathon will have to complete the run by double decker bus, in a move inspired by pioneering British bus...

Yikes 20.04.12 7:53am
"50m3 ch3rr15hed numb3r plat3s t00 d1ff1cult t0 r3ad" 5ay5 m1n15t3r.

. m0r3 500n...

weematt 08.01.14 9:46pm
Qatada to release range of his and hers fragrances

The Home Secretary’s reputation took another battering today as it emerged fundamentalist bile-preacher Abu Qatada is to release a range of his and hers fragrances to the British market, developed...

BAJDixon 20.04.12 4:16pm
Andre Breivik, Charlie Sheen And Ted Nugent Kick Off Their 'Three Maniacs' Tour

Andre Breivik, the Norwegian extreme right wing mass murderer, Ted Nugent, the Detroit 'Motorcity Madman' (in so many ways more than the original intent) and Charlie Sheen, the 'Platoon Psycho', will...

19.04.12 9:47pm
Breivik, Hitler, And Churchill in rock, paper, scissors stalemate 0
Smart Alex 19.04.12 7:45pm
Smart Alex
Men blame 'out of control' communications technology for relationship breakdowns

Men worldwide are feeling the strain of increasing relationship communication demands as technology makes them "available to nag, literally anywhere." Widespread internet and phone access mean a man...

kga6 26.04.12 11:43am
Plastic Surgeon Admits He Avoids Bonfire Night

A leading Harley Street Plastic Surgeon claims to hate the 5th of November. Apparently he begins to melt...

GillsImp 19.04.12 6:52pm
A Lorry carrying Frozen Peas crashes on M1

Another driver following close behind claims to have had a Birds Eye view...

GillsImp 21.04.12 8:31am
Rhoda Borrocks
FA to investigate whether it could award Man United penalties in retrospect

The Football Association is to investigate allegations that it hasn't awarded Manchester United enough penalties and has commissioned a study to find new sources of spot kicks. ., MORE LATER...

ronseal 19.04.12 3:39pm
Murdoch to appear before Leveson Inquiry

Lovable A-Team buffon, Murdoch, is to appear before the Leveson inquiry on Wednesday and Thursday next week. A spokesperson for the enquiry issued the following statement; "We've exhausted all our...

Old Hat 19.04.12 3:22pm
Old Hat
Tobacco giant holds sponsored cigarrette burning to help cancer research

On saturday employess, stakeholders and partners of the Big Tobacco company are holding a giant fund raising campaign that could raise millions for cancer research. They're asking every man, woman...

ronseal 19.04.12 6:47pm
Breaking News: Crazy-Legs to play Syrian peacekeeping role 0
Old Hat 19.04.12 2:35pm
Old Hat
The time is 11 o' clock Greenwich, meantime here's another cock-up 6
yussle 19.04.12 5:36pm
Theresa May ‘even tried Cillit Bang’ to remove Abu Qatada

Home Secretary, Theresa May, today admitted the desperate lengths to which the Government has gone in its ongoing battle to remove Abu Qatada. ‘Obviously, we started out with standard judicial...

Qoxiivi 20.04.12 9:22am
F1 cars to have rooves specially fitted as safety precaution in Bahrain GP 0
Scronnyglonkle 19.04.12 1:11pm
F1 drivers watch safety film for Bahrain GP

Sinnick 19.04.12 1:03pm
Norwich City in yellow/green strip leak shocker 0
button 19.04.12 12:51pm
Fleeing Ecclestone insists mortar attack won't stop Bahrain GP

Formula One chief Bernie Ecclestone insists Sunday's Bahrain Grand Prix WILL go ahead, despite the track having been destroyed in today's mortar attack., Members of the Force India team were forced...

clicktingstampz 19.04.12 12:27pm
"its a mistake" doctor tells inquest on Men at Work Flautist

avoided the obvious down under jape!...

Scronnyglonkle 19.04.12 12:14pm
Drogba's diving "a cry for help" - psychologist

DIDIER Drogba's pathetic tumbling acts during Chelsea's 1-0 Champions League victory over Barcelona last night were a “desperate cry for help,” according to a leading psychologist., Dr Judit...

clicktingstampz 19.04.12 12:06pm
Simon Cowell to be replaced by viewer friendlier Cyborg Cowell

Dr John Jones of Cardiff University today revealed a Cybotic alternative to talent show judges such as those seen on the” X Factor” or “The Voice”, The Cyber Judge as it known can instantly...

Scronnyglonkle 19.04.12 12:03pm
New Health & Safety rules introduced to regulate the work of Vampires

Vampires have reacted in dismay to a new raft of measures being forced upon them by the Health & Safety Executive. A spokesman for the HSE said, "For too long, the activities of vampires have...

seymour totti 19.04.12 12:17pm
'Potato .. Quatada, let's call the whole thing off' says Home Secretary.

Lots more of these soon...

MADJEZ 19.04.12 11:56am
seymour totti
Government complain hate clerics deportation appeals 'Abu s of process' 0
MADJEZ 19.04.12 11:41am
British arms manufacturers to sponsor Bahrain Grand Prix.

In a display of strength, British armoured cars, armed with British weapons will complete a “lap of honour” round the Bahrain circuit before next week’s controversial F1 race. Race Organiser ...

nickb 19.04.12 1:40pm
Midfield Diamond
It's Anne Widdycombe or Sir Cliff for new Archbishop of Canterbury post.

The Church of England synod declared today the names of two candidates for the position of the next Archbishop of Canterbury. They are frumpish ex tory MP, now minor celebrity, Anne Widdycombe. And...

stevebrdfd 19.04.12 10:54am
Pet owners call on government to do more to help with the cost of keeping dogs

People who buy dogs that they can’t really afford are calling on the government to do more to help with the cost of food, vet bills and paying somebody else to walk them. A recent study found that...

Vertically Challenged Giant 21.04.12 3:08pm