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Greece set for the Valentines day Moussaka with Feb 14th chosen as debt deadline 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Outed ex pro Robbie Savage calls for tolerance of football's thespians 2
ronseal 3 years

Footballing macho man Robbie Savage gave 110 per cent every game and never shirked a challenge. He faced down some of the game's hardest men, stood up to Alex Ferguson and even took Stuart Pearce out...

Heavy artillery fire in Homs, just a tribute to the Queen claims Assad 0
medici2471 3 years
BBC executives surprised at ‘Dancing on Snow’ flop 0
kimllfixit 3 years

Scheduling executives this morning have admitted their dismay at the failure of the new ‘Dancing on Snow’ show. The show was intended as a contender to ITV’s ‘Dancing on Ice’ – which was...

Boost for John Bull as Bristol launches its own bank notes 0
medici2471 3 years
EC bureaucrats pass legislation outlawing almost all ways to skin a cat 0
grottymonty 3 years

From March 1st there will be one preferred way and an alternative way which is acceptable under Islamic Law. All remaining ways to skin a cat are banned, as is the popular saying. Richard Littlejohn...

Puppets in drug fuelled orgy - Bill and Ben took Weed in bedroom 0
Marko 3 years
Rare video of Adrian Chiles saying something interesting is a You Tube hit 0
Marko 3 years
Consumer watchdog: "Cupcakes are just fairy cakes." 0
hughesroland 3 years
Pensioner's coffee morning will kick-start economy says Treasury 0
roybland 3 years

A coffee morning organized by a Bristol pensioner could be the key to kick-starting Britain's economic recovery according to Treasury officials. Bill Ramsden, a seventy-year-old Keynesian retired...

Doncaster vanishes 0
Marko 3 years

After three years, Google Earth has finally been updated, and as well as removing Atlantis from its maps, has also eradicated the South Yorkshire town of Doncaster., The recent moves promise users a...

Gay beekeeper comes out in hives. 4
Stan 3 years
Emotive end to FA meeting with Capello on table crying "O Captain! My Captain!" 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Royal Mail to issue Diamond Jubilee stamps featuring Queen's image. More soon. 5
Mary Evans 3 years

Well, that's it actually...

'One funny little trick for a flatter stomach' finally revealed... 3
Skylarking 3 years

David Milliband: ”I’ll keep a low profile 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

just not as low as my brother’s"...

Snow Patrol face calls for zero performance bonus amid traffic chaos 0
cinquecento 3 years
DFS launch range of attractive, solidly-built furniture... 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

(not in sale)...

Man charged with Substance abuse after breaking best of New Order 2 cd set 5
virtuallywill 3 years


Newsbiscuit Special Supplement: So what Exactly is this 'Snow' 2
ronseal 3 years

Meteorologists didn't see it coming. Weathermen deny it. Transport planners are baffled by it. Drivers live in fear of it. Until yesterday, nobody had heard of it. It's called Snow. But, amazingly,...

NHS drugs costs soar. Health bosses urge Doctors to be less prescriptive 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Search on for Man who bought a non sale item at DFS 0
Rabi 3 years

Staff at DFS Wiltshire were stunned today when a sixty year old man walked into their store and bought a chair which was not on sale. The staff were busy taking down some signs on Monday and...

Miliband Parachutes Into Congo To Save NHS 1
Hooch 3 years

After it was reported that the NHS was kidnapped during a recent holiday, the Labour Leader has made it his mission to rescue it. Miliband said, “The NHS is in danger that much we know. Suggesting...

Alex Salmond irate that an 85% UK Govt Bank sponsors the Scottish rugby team 3
simonjmr 3 years

"It's an obvious case of Uk interventionism, an a blatant attempt to scupper the referrendum for independence" said Mr Salmond at Murrayfield yesterday. "The English government obviously pressured...

Grateful nation thanks the Queen for keeping Prince Chakes off the throne 2
roybland 3 years

Plans to honour the Queen's sixty-year achievement of keeping Prince Charles from becoming monarch are well underway according to organizers of the Diamond Jubilee anniversary celebrations. 'She's a...

World computer meltdown predicted for 29 February 0
roybland 3 years
Police hunt for “white clad Parson Brown” in sham marriages mystery. 0
nickb 3 years

An enigmatic figure claiming to be a Church of England Minister is the subject of an extensive rural search after allegedly pressuring a young couple to undergo a marriage ceremony of questionable...

Mates of man charged with perverting the course of justice say he's a great guy 1
roybland 3 years

A man charge with perverting the course of justice is one of the finest men to walk this earth according to his mates and ex-work colleagues. 'He's my best friend,' said one of the man's mates, 'and...

Laser nose surgeon denies being the “bogeyman” of new medical procedures 2
nickb 3 years

For years, Laser eye surgery has been a medical fact of life. Simple, effective, routine and instant. Dr Gary Spring is a pioneer who has earned millions from its widespread use . But yesterday he...

Shortage of African animals after zoo mistakenly orders a giraffe excluder 1
Smart Alex 3 years