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England Euro 2012 single to be sung acapello 0
virtuallywill 3 years

"sung" in the loosest of terms...

All Other News To Stop While FA Search For England Manager 0
Hooch 3 years

Following the resignation of Fabio Capello all other news will take a hiatus according to experts. The wars in the middle east will take a break, President Obama has canceled all public appearances...

Mitt Romney is favourite to win Republican's "Silly name" contest 1
Quaz 3 years

Newt Gingrich outraged...

Labour Party chiefs enlist FA to engineer Miliband’s resignation 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years
As spotlight falls on new suspect Redknapp's dog receives summons 1
ronseal 3 years
Liverpool dad threatens son with, "Do you want some smack? Erm I mean 'a smack'" 0
Smart Alex 3 years
The 2012 Mountain Dews Reviewed 4
Textbook 3 years

It was a rough year for Pepsi, who sullied an otherwise impeccable reputation with the 2011 release Mountain Dew which was possessed of overeager battery acid tones and was generally reminiscent of...

New opening for manager to be filled using bung 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

as opposed to the gap in defence being filled by a stopper...

Slain Teen Student Was "Entirely Forgettable" 3
Textbook 3 years

After 16 year old Gregory Hanson's tragic death last Friday, reporters went to the area hoping to let the suffering community know that the outside world cared. However, journalists were shocked to...

Redknapp to be offered England job "Provided he takes English lessons", says FA. 2
Al McHogan 3 years
Alan Hansen shocked by 'Not Guilty' verdict: "Redknapp's defence was appalling.& 1
Al McHogan 3 years


Shearer Surprised By Capello Resignation, Ending To Sixth Sense, Own Reflection 4
thisisall1word 3 years
UK Considers Argentinian Complaint to UN requires "Swift Military Response" 2
thisisall1word 3 years

The UK government has said that Argentina flagrant and unjustified complaint to the UN about one or two British boats helping out our chums in the South Atlantic should rightly be considered an act...

Jeremy Clarkson is “carrying the seeds of his own destruction” 5
nickb 3 years He is a man more associated with horsepower than horticulture. But in a tersely worded statement, Jeremy Clarkson...

Cameron comments on Capello 'resignation'. Oh hang on... he really did, you say? 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More bollocks soon...

Redknapp appointed England Manager after friendlies arranged in Monaco and BVI 0
grottymonty 3 years

More tax haven friendlies soon...

Rosie the Dog to stand in as England manager till May 0
Drylaw 3 years
Buy a cage or we'll take the canary - RSPCA warns Auntie Mary. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Girl on the platform supports proposed law against stalking 0
pere floza 3 years
"South of the river" found gulty of taxi evasion 3
apepper 3 years

The area of London south of the river was today found guilty of evading taxis. Previously, many people thought that taxi drivers were to blame, but in a landmark judgement, it was confirmed the the...

Trevor Philips is appointed as Manager of England football team. 0
Ian 3 years

Trevor Philips is appointed as Manager of England football team...

Facebook implements new privacy setting, "My gender only" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
America's got talent features man using slow computer without swearing 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Police seek ukelele player over train station rapes 0
hughesroland 3 years

More to come when I have the energy...

CERN staff prove you can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter 0
hughesroland 3 years
Fabio Capello Speaks To Italian Media 0
mr blue 3 years

To criticise his own resignation...

‘God looks like Bagpuss’ says Archangel Dave 2
Immunis 3 years

We are proud to present the world’s exclusive first interview with the Archangel Dave since his descent from Heaven last week. Immunis: So Dave why are you on Earth?, Dave: It’s a bit of market...

King Kong bemoans lack of ‘giant ape friendly’ public buildings 18
3 years

Hollywood legend King Kong has angrily hit out at the lack of provisions being made for giant apes in modern society. The 25 foot-tall movie icon believes that the continued failure to cater for...

New social network just submits your profile to every other social network 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Store robber threatens owner with a negative online review 0
Dumbnews 3 years