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Tree fungus latest: Government abolishes Ash Wednesday 2
custard cream 04.11.12 7:50pm
custard cream
Light snow in Wiltshire today - road grit shortages expected tomorrow. 0
deskpilot3 04.11.12 7:36pm
deskpilot3
"Passenger 57 inappropriate film for in-flight movie", admits airline

Embarrased bosses at airline DisastAir were yesterday forced to admit that the choice of movies available on their transatlantic routes may have been less than ideal. Airline owner Mick o'Bleary...

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Smart Alex 04.11.12 7:34pm
Smart Alex
'Being lazy' the secret of longevity claim boosts Britain's bone idle

Millions of the UK's layabouts have received a massive uplift from a claim from the country's oldest man that 'being lazy' is the secret of his longevity. Reg Dean (110) made the statement while...

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roybland 04.11.12 5:35pm
roybland
Labour to adopt Copts' blindfold election process 0
roybland 04.11.12 5:15pm
roybland
Ian Krankie arrested for 'illicit relations' with Wee Jimmy.

Hot on the heels of the Jimmy Savile scandal, beloved 70s television personality and current mainstay in the Eastbourne theatre circuit Ian Krankie has been arrested by police after having been...

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WatcherMark 04.11.12 4:33pm
ianslat
Apple's new i-fridge allows users to download groceries. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 04.11.12 4:26pm
dominic_mcg
Arsene Wenger models adult sleep suit

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDRV3uDA_2a7PIkJMFYeleI1PWFZrT4ayMCC9WOyywNGwLO7OIwQ...

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custard cream 04.11.12 4:20pm
Squudge
Woman who wept over Cameron speech was peeling onions 1
roybland 04.11.12 4:19pm
Squudge
BBC to broadcast 'no poppy' warnings

The BBC is to warn viewers when anyone not wearing a poppy is about to appear on BBC television channels. 'Just as we warn viewers of flash photography,' said a BBC spokesman, 'over the next few...

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roybland 04.11.12 4:18pm
Squudge
The US Presidential Election Q and A

1] Who are the candidates? Running for the democrats is the incumbent President Barack Hussein Obama. Born in Kenya, Obama emigrated to America with the sole intention destroying the country through...

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Hooch 04.11.12 3:59pm
rikkor
Blue Peter producer denies BBC paedophile ring links 0
custard cream 04.11.12 3:14pm
custard cream
I can take a hint 1
Uncle Bertie 04.11.12 12:19pm
Squudge
Latest NASA Curiosity Rover image reveals Mars to be 'uncannily like Hawaii'

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/mars_haw-1.jpg...

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pinxit 04.11.12 12:18pm
Squudge
Abuse Enquiry: How much did Rebekah Brooks really know about the PM & the Horse? 0
Nowherefast 04.11.12 11:57am
Nowherefast
£20,000 cure for gullability

A British company has announced a cure for gullible people. "The price might seem a little high, but I'm sure that patients will appreciate that it's £25,000 well spent."...

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apepper 04.11.12 11:35am
apepper
chris evans breakfast show

what a breath of fresh air chirs evans is to the breakfast show on radio 2., as i personally hadnt listened to his show since he took over from st terry, i thought that this week i should at least...

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arthurminnit 04.11.12 10:35am
arthurminnit
Party-going residents of Jellystone Park invited to an Abu Dhabi do... 2
Tripod 04.11.12 10:26am
arthurminnit
The fall and rise and fall and rise and fall and rise of Reginald Perrin 7
04.11.12 10:18am
charlies_hat
Expenses scandal hits musicians as violinist accused of fiddling 0
quango 04.11.12 8:39am
quango
118 runner's number is up as he is diagnosed with prostate cancer

Neat-o Movember irony special...

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charlies_hat 04.11.12 8:28am
charlies_hat
Muffember Sponsored Lady Garden Sproutings Raise Hundreds 1
Ironduke 04.11.12 8:25am
Squudge
Rat acknowledges smaller rodents witty repost during heated argument 1
charlies_hat 04.11.12 8:18am
charlies_hat
Greek fascism blamed on Goldie Hawn 0
riesler 04.11.12 7:47am
riesler
Obama to lose terrorist vote

Terrorists across America have lambasted four years of broken promises from Barack Obama and have said that the President can no longer expect to carry the terror vote. 'He is just not the President...

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Hooch 04.11.12 3:48am
Hooch
MacShane in for a short drop

Disgraced MP Denis MacShane hit back yesterday at claims that he cynically fiddled expenses, citing several instances where his worthy claims had been 'misunderstood', and where had nobly foregone...

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Squudge 04.11.12 12:02am
dvo4fun
Curry chef impressed by girlfriend's pilau talk 4
Smart Alex 03.11.12 11:23pm
Ironduke
Iron Maiden treatment spearheads 'new' therapies on the NHS

In the face of rising costs, the Department of Health has unveiled new plans to augment modern therapies and equipment with those currently 'in long-term storage'. "It is a criminal waste of...

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Squudge 03.11.12 10:37pm
Yikes
Tom Selleck at a loss for November charity fundraising idea 0
Yikes 03.11.12 10:27pm
Yikes
Denis MacShane applies for Chiltern Hundreds and Thousands 0
custard cream 03.11.12 10:22pm
custard cream