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Past sell by date coffee described by friends as a "has bean" 0
irreverendJ 18.04.13 4:14pm
irreverendJ
Hoy confirms retirement from recycling

binning it...

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virtuallywill 18.04.13 3:56pm
virtuallywill
Man hit by real coffee lorry just suffers slight brews 3
irreverendJ 18.04.13 3:52pm
Smart Alex
Scientist describes his attempt to cross insect with mammal as bit of a bugbear 0
Smart Alex 18.04.13 3:46pm
Smart Alex
Doctor Wants No More Lives Marred by Exercise

Following the broadcaster Andrew Marr’s recent stroke, which was attributed to excessive exercise, the theories of a controversial doctor are now receiving much greater attention. Commenting on...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 18.04.13 3:28pm
Titus
Judge in French breast implant trial admits "I feel a right tit" 2
irreverendJ 18.04.13 3:03pm
Ablative Fabsolute
JCB describe their new design of digger as 'ground breaking'. 0
Ian Searle 18.04.13 2:32pm
Ian Searle
Dyslexic Americans fail to get Gnu control through the Senate 0
Ian Searle 18.04.13 2:19pm
Ian Searle
Dark Matter Sourced To St Paul's Cathedral. 2
sredni vashta 18.04.13 2:17pm
sredni vashta
Police evidence in cappuccino hit and run revealed as all froth and no substance 0
irreverendJ 18.04.13 1:48pm
irreverendJ
State Funerals 'getting easier' moan protocol experts

Diane Abbott, a leading spokesperson for Prime Minister funeral protocol, has slammed slipping standards, casting yesterday's ceremony as 'without precedent' and proof that state funerals are getting...

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Gålgö13 18.04.13 1:30pm
Squudge
A good day to bury bad news, claim miners 3
Squudge 18.04.13 1:26pm
Squudge
Chris Hoy spokes then re-tyres; a bit of a let down 0
irreverendJ 18.04.13 1:05pm
irreverendJ
Horse Punch Man and Cat Bin Woman deny merger rumours 0
james_patching_1 18.04.13 12:55pm
james_patching_1
Sir Chris Hoy announces retirement from advertising Shredded Wheat 0
simonjmr 18.04.13 12:50pm
simonjmr
Helen Flanagan's side tit on display outside restaurant. And now the weather... 0
ginty 18.04.13 11:29am
ginty
Oh hell, now we've got to do some work and find other stories cry reporters. 0
Ian Searle 18.04.13 10:55am
Ian Searle
Obama letter actually laced with ricin peas

More soon Bit racist, this. Hey ho, racism never hurt anyone...

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Qoxiivi 18.04.13 9:29am
Qoxiivi
Women’s Institute reject Obama plans to restrict access to pressure cookers 0
medici2471 18.04.13 8:57am
medici2471
Nathan is unWanted 0
John Wiltshire 18.04.13 7:54am
John Wiltshire
All Coal Mines Suddenly, Magically Become Viable Again After PM's Recent Death 0
Titus 18.04.13 6:41am
Titus
An Autobiography In Dance Form: "I Did It Psy Way" 0
Titus 18.04.13 6:37am
Titus
Wales consolidates its presence in the Premiersheep.

I'm Welsh, I'm allowed...

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sredni vashta 18.04.13 5:30am
ginty
Onion stall outside St Paul's reports record takings 1
sydalg 18.04.13 5:28am
ginty
Real tears for Osbourne as he realises he will now be the most hated figure in 0
burnmybridges 18.04.13 2:17am
burnmybridges
Dead children the price you pay for freedom

Brave US Senators were today praised for blocking a bill that would have prevented guns from ending up in the wrong hands but created mild inconvenience for sane gun users, which is of course...

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Hooch 18.04.13 12:02am
Hooch
Our £10m goes up in smoke, but at least the crematorium is coal-fired. 2
pinxit 17.04.13 10:22pm
dvo4fun
FBI investigates after Obama receives Chinese takeaway with rice in. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.04.13 10:08pm
dominic_mcg
Death of Thatcher leaves field open to new Tory bastards

The death of Baroness Thatcher has opened up new possibilities for leading Tory bastards, say political analysts. 'While Thatcher was still around,' said a seasoned Tory commentator, 'Tory...

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roybland 17.04.13 9:21pm
roybland
Al-Qaeda declare fat-war on skinny marathon runners 0
LensCap 17.04.13 8:10pm
LensCap