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Exhibitionist Convicted After Being Caught By 'Flash Photography'. 0
Titus 18.03.14 2:08pm
Titus
Qatar World Cup officials insist they only bribed the people they were told to 0
Spartacus 18.03.14 1:52pm
Spartacus
Clever Chap Measures the Spiral Patterns of Gravitons to Prove Big Bang

A very clever bloke has determined swirliness of space by detecting polarisation of the Cosmic Microwave Background. Ripples in the space-time continuum caused by the merging of black holes,...

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Rumour Control 18.03.14 1:48pm
Titus
Putin: "Crime was always part of Russia"

Apologies to farmer giles, who came up with a similar idea independently and earlier; I couldn't resist doing my version, though...

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Sinnick 18.03.14 1:07pm
Sinnick
Crime has always been a part of Crimea says Putin

“Why the ways of the world are dependent upon the whims of this sad little undemocratic twat I’ll never … (Olga was sadly exported to a mass grave before she could finish her sentence)...

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farmer giles 18.03.14 12:49pm
farmer giles
Joining Russia to be additional option in Scottish referendum 0
tomholder 18.03.14 12:20pm
tomholder
Golfer who hit spectator from the tee pleads guilty to dangerous driving

more soon....

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Not Amused 18.03.14 12:19pm
Not Amused
Nostradamus was first victim of autocorrect. Quattrains were shopping lists.

More soon when the Shaggy haired blond takes the global money place, the world laughs but beware ...

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Not Amused 18.03.14 12:16pm
Not Amused
Cameron hires Crimean electoral consultant to boost voter turnout. 0
Emlyn 18.03.14 12:03pm
Emlyn
Scottish voters to be offered 'Join Russia' option. 0
Emlyn 18.03.14 12:01pm
Emlyn
Most hard-working families are actually 'bone idle' concludes report 0
bookiesfriend 18.03.14 12:01pm
bookiesfriend
Obituaries accused of left-wing bias

Following a plethora of socialist bereavements, newspapers have been accused of eulogizing ‘tree huggers’, ‘Marxists’ and ‘people who wear socks with sandals’. To offset the appearance of...

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Wrenfoe 18.03.14 11:59am
Oxbridge
The World always part of Russia - Putin 1
Bigglesworth 18.03.14 11:51am
Bigglesworth
Malaysian Authorities Arrest Magician Dynamo

After nearly two weeks, the Malaysian security services have claimed a breakthrough in the hunt for missing flight MH370. At approximately 5 o’clock this morning, following a raid on his Bradford...

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james_doc 18.03.14 11:39am
james_doc
Malaysians contact Wefindanyplane.com

More later...

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virtuallywill 18.03.14 11:10am
virtuallywill
Celebrity who did some exercise, in front of a camera, may get an award.

More Davina later...

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virtuallywill 18.03.14 11:08am
virtuallywill
Man completes bike ride to shops for no cause in particular 1
Bigglesworth 18.03.14 11:04am
Dick Everyman
Malaysian search uncovers missing undercarriage in Teeside 0
Backup Brian 18.03.14 11:03am
Backup Brian
"All the passengers on MH370 had voted to become Russian," claims Putin

As suspicions grow that missing airliner may be somewhere in the Moscow area, Putin claims that on "a show of hands" the passengers had asked for the plane to be redirected and to be given Russian...

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halfironmum 18.03.14 10:44am
halfironmum
Report just in: Nature now ‘less antagonistic’ to a vacuum... 0
Tripod 18.03.14 10:42am
Tripod
‘Clifford’: a unit of measurement for something smaller than your little finger 0
Tripod 18.03.14 9:45am
Tripod
Herb Farmer named Herb Farmer of the Year by Herb Farmer magazine.

'Its an honour', said this year's holder of horticulture's most coveted trophy, the Golden Bay Leaf. And the Norfolk based grower says he attributes his success to sheer scale. "With two thousand...

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nickb 18.03.14 9:31am
nickb
Missing jet definitely the result of aliens

A spokesman for Malaysian Airlines said that their missing passenger jet is almost certainly the result of either extra-terrestrial beings, giant bees or an inter-dimensional portal to another...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 18.03.14 9:29am
Mr Orca
OFSTED set to be replaced by the cast of Hollyoaks

The standard of OFSTED inspections and inspectors has been called into question by teachers in this country who complain that it is impossible to read or understand their reports. Gary 'Gaz-Man'...

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Mr Orca 18.03.14 9:27am
Mr Orca
Isle of Wight couple report: Still no sign of ‘missing’ luggage

While the eyes of the world are turned towards finding Malaysia Airlines flight MH370, tension continues to mount for Mr & Mrs Nichols; who despite being in the second week of a package tour of...

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Wrenfoe 18.03.14 9:02am
Wrenfoe
Secretary shagged mountaineer 'because he was there'

More Talk Sport banter later...

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Gerontius 18.03.14 8:21am
Gerontius
Colgate accused of Crimean genocide attempt 0
Bigglesworth 18.03.14 12:27am
Bigglesworth
Scientists discover echo of Big Bang, later identified as E4+1 2
Andy Gilder 18.03.14 12:26am
Bigglesworth
"Maddie was on flight MH370" Claims express 0
Bigglesworth 18.03.14 12:25am
Bigglesworth
Putin, Kim Jong Un & Mugabe Each Claim 110% Of Crimean Independence Vote ...

and each therefore consequently declares Crimea to be 'An integral part' of each of their respective territories...

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Titus 17.03.14 11:50pm
Titus