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Water companies condemn gardeners using torrential rain to evade hosepipe ban. 1
bonjonelson 25.04.12 7:05pm
writinginbsl
Economist who bulk-bought salsa and hummus had double-dip obsession

(been done before? Tried a search before posting)...

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Midfield Diamond 25.04.12 1:06pm
Midfield Diamond
Salmond failed to follow through, claims Trump 0
medici2471 25.04.12 1:03pm
medici2471
Pino Grigio shares rally after Evans prescription wobble 0
Scroat 25.04.12 12:23pm
Scroat
Peter Stringfellow flouts hosepipe ban

Ooh matron...

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Scroat 25.04.12 12:14pm
Scroat
Wind Turbines may be moved by forceful Trump 5
seymour totti 25.04.12 7:01pm
writinginbsl
Hunt sabotaged 0
charlies_hat 25.04.12 11:36am
charlies_hat
Jeremy Hult to continue as Cunture Secretary 1
weematt 25.04.12 7:12pm
writinginbsl
"Hunt gives us Jeremy's a bad name" says TV's Kyle

more after DNA tests...

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Scronnyglonkle 25.04.12 11:03am
Scronnyglonkle
Wind farms put endangered combovers at risk, warns Trump 1
cinquecento 25.04.12 7:10pm
writinginbsl
Experts brought in to investigate 'Westminster Amnesia'

Scientists and neurologists have been drafted into Westminster this week to investigate an alarming rise in amnesia amongst politicians. Although the problem is not a new one, the last few weeks have...

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Perks 01.05.12 4:48pm
Ollymace
Ill-advised drought “accidentally declared by the new kid”

Met Office officials this morning admitted that the declaration of a drought in certain areas of Britain was a basic error, caused by a new employee selecting the wrong option on a weather-reporting...

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kimllfixit 25.04.12 12:13pm
Scroat
UK returns to 1970s after getting 0.2% shitter in first three months of 2012 0
Old Hat 25.04.12 9:34am
Old Hat
Geoff Shreeves informs the Barcelona team they won't be playing in the final 0
Rootin Tootin 25.04.12 8:58am
Rootin Tootin
James Naughtie to be given retrospective award by Psychic Association

hat tip to medici2471...

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weematt 25.04.12 8:50am
weematt
Barbecue and School Fête ban leads to Hottest Summer on Record 0
acwanaut 25.04.12 8:22am
acwanaut
Culture Secretary denies being Jeremy Hunt

In a surprise move aimed at rebutting claims that the government was secretly colluding with the Rupert Murdoch Empire, the Culture Secretary has denied being Jeremy Hunt. A statement from the...

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nickb 25.04.12 8:21am
nickb
Petrol shortage solved by extending hosepipe ban to fuel pumps 0
charlies_hat 25.04.12 7:07am
charlies_hat
Study confirms football fan hypothesis – the referee is a wa****

99% of referees do indeed ‘polish the whistle’, according to a new study released by the Kinsey Institute into the accuracy of football fan theories of sexuality. Kinsey Institute UK spokeswoman...

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Yikes 25.04.12 6:40am
Yikes
The Initiols 'CEO' Now Have A whole New Meaning

At one time in our no-so-distant past the term 'CEO', meaning 'Chief Executive Officer', was invented to replace the perfectly good word 'President' as the title for the person heading up a company...

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25.04.12 4:26am
Commentators cautious of cockups as Cunt hits headlines

Oh bollocks!...

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grumblechops 24.04.12 11:39pm
grumblechops
al-Qaeda terrorist busted putting leaves on railway track. 0
Maverick 24.04.12 10:41pm
Maverick
Sex Tape Makes It Look Worse Than It Was Says Terry

Following the release of a sex tape with a woman who is not his wife or official mistress John Terry has argued ‘her run took her into me.’, Many people question how Terry could make such a...

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Hooch 26.04.12 1:36pm
button
Exposed Hunt flaps under pressure 0
Mandy Lifeboat 24.04.12 9:03pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Planned Amazon funeral service is heaven for some, hell for others

Amazon boss Jeff Bezos is quietly confident new plans for an Amazon funeral service will further boost their collosal profits. Speaking at a press conference today Mr Bezos said: "we've been looking...

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Mandy Lifeboat 24.04.12 8:47pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Chelsea fans in Barcelona "probably just heading to bed now" 0
grumblechops 24.04.12 8:43pm
grumblechops
Half hearted attempt at organ transplant doomed to failure 1
Ian Searle 25.04.12 7:20pm
writinginbsl
Bumble Bee applies to Europe after being accused of breaking Laws of Physics 0
Ian Searle 24.04.12 8:11pm
Ian Searle
Ed Miliband Calls for James Murdock to Resign

.. he has already ! .. (Miliband)good somebody is listening to me at last...

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HenryMJUK 24.04.12 7:40pm
HenryMJUK
Health experts warn poshness ‘could be hereditary’

Health experts have warned members of the public to be ‘on their guard’ for aristocratic parents and relatives, after discovering such symptoms dramatically increase the chances of contracting...

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