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Cameron compares British public to a ‘nagging girlfriend’

Despite recently claiming himself to be a feminist icon, David Cameron has come out with a statement which has outraged both feminists and the general population alike, comparing the British public...

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TobiasBV 14.10.13 1:10pm
Flugelbinder
New grocery store offers thousands of items you'll never eat 0
Dumbnews 14.10.13 1:08pm
Dumbnews
Newest smartphone boasts more stupid crap that doesn't work 0
Dumbnews 14.10.13 1:07pm
Dumbnews
Portugese police admit they didn't look under the bed 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 14.10.13 11:57am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Sir Alex Ferguson Way journey time to be extended 0
custard cream 14.10.13 11:55am
custard cream
Downton By all Means.

The outrageous rape of her ladyships maid has seen Downton turn to ITV's By All Means squad. Bates tells them to do what is necessary to bring the criminal to justice Downton style following the rape...

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2escapees 14.10.13 11:35am
2escapees
Elton John discards huge trousers: 'Goodbye 'normous jeans.' 3
John Wiltshire 14.10.13 11:17am
nickb
20,000 Poland fans expected at Wembley; Britain expected to grind to halt 2
Oxbridge 14.10.13 10:22am
FOAD
Terry's Pyramints 'couldn't be made by human technology' claim conspiracists 0
cinquecento 14.10.13 8:53am
cinquecento
Guiness Book of Records on alert as Penis Beaker mania spreads

A mildly amusing Mumsnet thread has spread a wave of jokes that is threatening to break the world record for most amount of people telling the same joke simultaneously. The joke “I just wait til...

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Rusty M 14.10.13 8:14am
Rusty M
Historical reproduction pictures confirm: Amalia Freud was a MILF

After years of historical research and technological experimentation, Loaded magazine have finally managed to produce realistic replica images of Sigmund Freud’s mother, Amalia Freud. As they had...

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TobiasBV 14.10.13 8:10am
Titus
Cigarettes to taste like Big Daddy's Nappy says Brussels

All cigarettes to taste like Big Daddy’s nappy says Brussels Euro MPs last night voted in favour of tight new smoking controls which will eventually mean that all cigarettes must be flavoured with...

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Rusty M 14.10.13 3:34am
Rusty M
Parents told: Don't send all CAPS email to your children 0
Dumbnews 14.10.13 1:14am
Dumbnews
See how they light your way tonight - sings Putin

Since the announcement of the longest torch relay in Olympic history, some 65000km across Russia and some places claimed as Russian, such as outer space, further details have emerged of the torch and...

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Squudge 13.10.13 8:55pm
GrumpyCat
The Daily Mail 'Snob of Britain' Awards set for early 2014

Post removed for a jolly good re-write...

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Jesus H 13.10.13 8:16pm
Titus
Winner of Bank sponsored Marathon was running from collectors 0
Dumbnews 13.10.13 6:39pm
Dumbnews
National Trust launches 'heritage evictions'

The National Trust is to open its evictions of its tenants to the public. 'The general public will be able to visit what we are calling heritage evictions of our tenants.' said a spokeswoman....

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roybland 13.10.13 5:57pm
MagicMike
Call for a ban on the words 'Will Young' in schools due to negative conotations.

When confronted by Newsbiscuit Education Secretary Michael Gove said he would issue a full statement in the morning as he was currently feeling a bit queer. 'Since it's Sunday I'm at home smoking...

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MADJEZ 13.10.13 5:07pm
MADJEZ
I invented my own nickname, admits Ed ‘Ten Inch’ Holmes 0
TobiasBV 13.10.13 4:36pm
TobiasBV
New Labour policies to be generated by playing Chinese whispers

Ed Miliband has stated publicly that in the next general election, all of Labour's political policies will be generated by playing the game 'Chinese whispers'. The idea comes from a sense that the...

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TobiasBV 13.10.13 4:13pm
TobiasBV
Man trying to figure out what 'twerk' means finally gets jist 3
Idiot 13.10.13 4:02pm
Titus
Light aircraft passenger launches 'Talk Like a Pilot Day'. 0
Boutros 13.10.13 4:01pm
Boutros
Met office issues severe puddle warning

Alert level raised to Cassandra...

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Ian 13.10.13 1:17pm
Ian
Man in Costa Coffee queue grows beard 0
medici2471 13.10.13 12:24pm
medici2471
National Trust launches 'heritage evictions' 0
roybland 13.10.13 10:45am
roybland
Cuadrilla denied licence for test drilling into Eric Pickles.

Experts believe oil deposits could supply an area the size of Wales for up to 42 days...

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deskpilot3 13.10.13 10:29am
godly1966
Generous vulture has a bone to pick with friends. 0
bonjonelson 13.10.13 10:24am
bonjonelson
Italians Pass New Law to Make Drowning IIlegal 0
Titus 13.10.13 9:23am
Titus
Jehovah’s witnesses attempt to proselytize god

God almighty, the famously self-employed inventor and property mogul, has revealed that a series of Jehovah’s witnesses arriving at his office for their ultimate holy judgement have attempted to...

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TobiasBV 13.10.13 9:15am
Titus
Controversial funeral director "digging his own grave" 0
AReader 13.10.13 8:15am
AReader