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Woman’s Hour “might be a bit late, but only sometimes” says Radio 4

Woman’s Hour “may not always be ready” to start on time every morning, warned the BBC at a delayed press conference with its new Editor Lucy Jones. Listeners to BBC Radio 4’s flagship...

CulchaVulcha 17.10.13 3:42pm
Mavis and Gladys to have say on snooping laws

The Intelligence and Security Committee (ISC), which is normally quite secretive has said it will invite opinions on the matter of the UK "snooping laws" from Mavis Hill, 73 and Gladys Rammsbottom,...

hardev 17.10.13 3:36pm
New biography reveals Scientology founder "wouldn't give mum enough to feed dog" 0
sydalg 17.10.13 1:29pm
Virgin Mary rushed to hospital with immaculate contractions

Inspired by Smart Alex...

sydalg 17.10.13 1:21pm
British Gas ‘winning’ energy price increase race with 9.2% rise

British Gas surged into a comfortable lead in the race to raise energy prices by as much as possible after announcing a 9.2% increase today. This easily beat the early pace-setters SSE, who last week...

Spartacus 17.10.13 1:06pm
BMW launch the new 2014 Mini at London Fashion week

BMW's own take on the iconic sixties mini skirt was unveiled at the London Fashion Week show in Kensington last night. In metallic black and grey it was 5 feet long with a 42 inch waist. A...

blacklesbianandproudofit 17.10.13 12:37pm
‘Like’ is now ‘like the most commonly used like word’ claims teenager

Like it or not, the word ‘like’ has become the most frequently used word in a young person’s vocabulary according to a new study led by teenage etymologist Victoria Cunningham. Overtaking the...

Midfield Diamond 17.10.13 11:26am
Daily Mail and Guardian to merge

In a move that has surprised media experts, the Daily Mail and the Guardian are to join forces to create the Guardian Mail, a new paper that combines both moral outrage AND hummus recipes. In their...

Ludicity 17.10.13 11:25am
Teachers leave ‘homework’ on the 18th green

Members of the NUT and NASUWT unions have been forced to re-evaluate their lives and take a break from inspection regimes, dwindling pay and coffee breath. In what was meant to be a day of national...

Wrenfoe 17.10.13 11:22am
Parents finally tell 22 year old son he is a dwarf

Family secrets are an age old source of sordid drama, and this has proved the case for the Parker family this week as they finally decided it was time to tell their 22 year old son:, “You’re a...

TobiasBV 17.10.13 9:49am
Resusci Anne herpes diagnosis prompts nationwide panic 0
pere floza 17.10.13 8:43am
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Gardeners hit back at Pay Day Loam companies for excessive compost interest rate 0
Ian Searle 17.10.13 5:48am
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Parents finally tell 22 year old son he is a dwarf

Family secrets are an age old source of sordid drama, and this has proved the case for the Parker family this week as they finally decided it was time to tell their 22 year old son:, “You’re a...

TobiasBV 17.10.13 1:02am
"Virgin Mary had immaculate contraption", claims church 0
Smart Alex 17.10.13 12:03am
Smart Alex
Obama latest "we will not negotiate with Tearrorists". Morons soon. 1
Al OPecia 16.10.13 11:41pm
Daily Express Goes Bankrupt As Duke Of Edinburgh Admits "OK I KIlled Diana". 0
Titus 16.10.13 11:18pm
Living alone now the preferred choice of people no one else can stand

Solo living is the preferred life-style of people no one else would contemplate living with for a moment, according to a Social Trends report which also says that one third of people in the UK live...

roybland 16.10.13 11:02pm
Met police issue long awaited apology to Phil Mitchell. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 16.10.13 10:09pm
School crossing man sacked for displaying giant lollipop

School crossing man Bert Robinson, 67, thought he was just being friendly when school kids crossed the road by brandishing a giant brightly coloured plastic lollipop at them. 'I thought, well, kids...

roybland 16.10.13 10:06pm
PO workers strike after discovering book of 12 stamps cost more than £750 0
irreverendJ 16.10.13 9:38pm
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Squudge 16.10.13 9:10pm
Suspect Rick O'Shea claims police blaming thousands of firearms deaths on him 2
sydalg 16.10.13 8:51pm
Yewtree detectives complain there is no point looking for Maddie's abductors now 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 16.10.13 8:17pm
Maddie breakthrough: Police reveal 'she was abducted'

In an astonishing announcement on Crimereconstructionwatch, the man in charge of the Madeleine McCann investigation, DCI Ron Bull revealed the astonishing breakthroughs he has achieved. 'We took...

John Wiltshire 16.10.13 7:41pm
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Stars complain about the musicification of the porn industry. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 16.10.13 6:51pm
BBC to mark centenary of WW 1 with TV schedule longer than the actual war itself 0
irreverendJ 16.10.13 6:00pm
Miniaturisation Bigger Than Ever

In a move that takes miniaturisation to a whole new level, Google has announced plans for “the next step beyond the tablet” : the Google Pill or Gill. The user ingests a Gill which, using...

Iggy Pop-Barker 16.10.13 5:40pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Resusci Annie to give evidence at Operation Yewtree inquiry. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.10.13 5:16pm
New private fast food bank McMonga charges '3000 frie a day' interest.

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newsfelch 16.10.13 5:10pm
Deputy awakes from coma raving 'Clapton is a damned liar!' 1
Squudge 16.10.13 4:49pm