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O'Farrell doesn't give an UBUK. 1
andhrimnir 3 years

United Biscuits UK have demanded an apology from John O'Farrell following a comment he made on BBC Radio Scotland suggesting articles on his e-zine were "as consequential as a biscuit". O'Farrell...
RSPCA complains as Brent woman eats live whale 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Blair set to join Labour campaign. 0
Zen 3 years

Can be launched in 45 minutes...
Gordon Brown decides to wear burkha 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Brown to 'dig deeper hole' before poll 0
fernandomando 3 years
World record attempt for singing in the rain called of due to good weather. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Royal Mail bosses support first-past-the-post system 0
Zadok the second 3 years

as undelivered mail stockpiles continue to grow. More soon...
Adobe's video response to Apple fails to load properly 0
ED209 3 years

Adobe Systems responded to Steve Jobs with an an initially well-argued case that later descended into a foul mouthed rant. However, viewers were unable to load the flash video, even after rebooting...
Close seconds campaign for change to "pipped at the post" electoral system 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Iran bans Belgian Buns in retaliation for Burka Ban.. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
damn 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Court case paves way for teachers to beat the shit out of unruly pupils. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Schools notice a sudden improvement in childrens behaviour after teach acquitted of attempted murder...
Car crash TV: Cameron ram-raids Labour poster launch. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Labour have alleged that the car which crashed while they were unveiling a new poster in Birmingham belonged to the Conservative leader. Lord Mandleson was heard to say [quote]Come on a green VW...
Local council to stockpile curry powder [FOR THE ALL NEW JENI B] 0
QorbeQ 3 years

In anticipation of harsh frosts next winter, one local council has outlawed shipments of curry powder across county borders following reports that a typical curry contains 'enough salt to melt the...
'Small C' conservatives urge public not to vote for change 0
ianslat 3 years
Homeless Party launch their "Vote for Change" manifesto 0
LittleSpender 3 years

"We're the only party to have ALL the Big Issues in hand, even the rare 1987 Swimsuit Edition" claims spokesman...
Amsterdam bukkake industry 'very worried' about potential facial-covering ban 0
QorbeQ 3 years
RSB chief says 'bankers overpaid' but plans to continue to overpay them 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Husband offers wife opion outside dress shop changing booth. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

And it's not get the short revealing one!...
Woman gives man piece of useful D.I.Y. advice. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

And he takes it!...
Mrs Duffy welcomes Belgian Burka ban 0
ianslat 3 years
Outcry over lack of offensive slang meaning 'Greek person' 6
ED209 3 years

Outraged taxpayers took to the streets today to protest about the general thievery of their wages by 'people we don't have a truly offensive name for'. The protesters alled upon the government to...
Belgian 'burka law' under review after several double-baggers spied in Brussels 1
QorbeQ 3 years
Mandelson denies this election is all about securing a man-date. 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Gordon Brown to be fitted with rumble strips 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Following the meandering and subject avoidance shown by the Prime Minister recently, the party executive has fitted him with rumble strips The slightest deviation from the party line will cause his...
Barclays emerges as clear winner in lenders’ contest 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Louisiana Governor clarifies washed-up black thing threatening his state is oil 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Striking museum staff told no food, drinks or photography allowed on picket line 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gordon Brown’s latest microphone gaffe lasts one-and-a-half hours 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cameron declared TV debate winner after not eating any babies during debate 0
Oxbridge 3 years