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Teacher to be pressured into sex with an older man. In prison. 0
MADJEZ 21.06.13 8:32am
MADJEZ
Multitasking employees claims he can simultaneously work and sleep 1
Dumbnews 21.06.13 8:17am
Titus
King Harold's death wasn't exactly pointless says historian 1
Dick Everyman 21.06.13 8:15am
Titus
Proctologist gags are just a load of shite. 0
irreverendJ 21.06.13 6:40am
irreverendJ
Dr Livingstone now five years on the run from malpractice enquiry 0
sydalg 21.06.13 4:04am
sydalg
Dawkins Converts to Islam

In an unexpected turn of events, ardent atheist Richard Dawkins has reportedly converted to Islam. According to neighbours the move comes after an archaeological dig in his back garden unearthed...

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ChairmanMouth 21.06.13 2:45am
ChairmanMouth
Disillusioned proctologist admits to just going through the motions. 5
godly1966 20.06.13 10:08pm
godly1966
Horse owned by recipient of Government hand-outs wins race.

Jeremy Kyle appearance expected...

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Iscariot 20.06.13 9:52pm
Iscariot
Did Gove endorse schoolgirl abduction?

Child Protection agencies have asked for an urgent meeting with Government officials to clarify if the Secretary of State for Education had inadvertently instigated a pupil "kidnapping" policy. Known...

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Wrenfoe 20.06.13 8:44pm
Wrenfoe
Compensation for ill conceived wars 'will bankrupt us' claims Minister

Armed Forces minister Phillip Hammond expressed concern today at a High Court ruling permitting the relatives of soldiers killed in action to seek compensation. "This is an appalling ruling that...

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Mandy Lifeboat 20.06.13 8:30pm
Mandy Lifeboat
"Nul point" a point less than "un point", explains French teacher 0
sydalg 20.06.13 6:40pm
sydalg
Pest Lions are pointless. 0
godly1966 20.06.13 6:24pm
godly1966
Pyramid selling craze strips Egypt of its national monuments 0
sydalg 20.06.13 5:53pm
sydalg
Mattress prices to be regulated by FSA 0
Arthur 20.06.13 5:32pm
Arthur
Wrestling shows to display helpline number for fans who discover it's all faked 4
sydalg 20.06.13 5:16pm
medici2471
Dolce and Gabbana introduce new vertical stripe trouser suit to 2014 collection 1
AReader 20.06.13 4:42pm
medici2471
Frustrated, ill-informed teenager offers to enter Jordan in place of Al Qutada 1
sydalg 20.06.13 4:38pm
medici2471
Meaningless barman mix-up 'loses pint' 0
Lens Cap 20.06.13 4:35pm
Lens Cap
'I'm not racist, but...,' says racist about to say something racist 12
Oxbridge 20.06.13 4:32pm
Lindy Moone
Queen's butler loses Gold Cup in cupboard full of other ones. 0
Boutros 20.06.13 4:24pm
Boutros
Apprenticeship Scheme for Lift Operators Announced

"It's a great opportunity to get in on the ground floor," said a spokesperson...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 20.06.13 4:05pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Dolce and Gabbana in Prison Duds Deal

Lawyers for fashion designers Dolce and Gabbana, currently facing prison terms for tax evasion, have proposed a “bold and characteristically daring” deal to keep them out of jail. In exchange...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 20.06.13 4:03pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Middle-class people point less, survey reveals 0
Arthur 20.06.13 3:56pm
Arthur
Teachers Urged to Point Less After Pupil Gets Poked In The Eye 4
Titus 20.06.13 3:54pm
Arthur
Data Protection Act Will Prevent Patient From Knowing Doctor's Name

even when the patient survives...

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Titus 20.06.13 3:47pm
Titus
Alien found guilty of schoolgirl abduction

(I may have got this story mixed up.)...

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beau-jolly 20.06.13 3:39pm
beau-jolly
"I also don't know the sex of the royal baby" admits Vanuatu president Iolu Abil

Hopefully no more soon...

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johnnydobbo 20.06.13 3:33pm
beau-jolly
Safety reasons given for private royal birth

Buckingham Palace have cited "safety reasons" behind the decision to have the baby delivered at London's private St Mary's Hospital. The Royal Family believe that a private birth is the only way to...

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andrewl81 20.06.13 2:14pm
Wrenfoe
Nigella up in arms

thanks Ian...

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medici2471 20.06.13 1:59pm
medici2471
Office workers up in arms after Secret Santa Freedom of Information request

They are worried that recipients will find out who gave them the smelly candles, the strawberry bath foam and inappropriate underwear...

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Ian Searle 20.06.13 1:58pm
medici2471