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December expected to be the most average for 200 years 2
apepper 3 years

The meteological office has predicted that Britain will be in the grip of the most typical winter weather since records began. "We haven't had a typical December for many years.", explained a...

wrong bloke. Oops. 7
3 years
Apple stores to honor black friday by doubling all prices 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Euro Vision team set to tune-up economy during crisis 5
Username 3 years

Leaked minutes from a high-level meeting of European government leaders in Belgium has proved an embarrassing reminder to Europeans that their politicians do not necessarily all sing from the same...

Man stays on web page after seeing ‘Leave Page/Stay on Page’ pop-up 4
Qoxiivi 3 years

Lee Hall, from Orpington, has become the first ever person to stay on a web page after having been confronted with the ‘Leave Page/Stay on Page’ pop-up. The solitary click marks a stunning...

New government scheme creates jobs for 16 17 year olds. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Moves to ban 'vajazzling' as doctors discover gigantic cyst in woman's vagina 0
Flexicon 3 years

When 38-year-old Tracey Irving went to her beauty salon for a Brazilian wax, she never dreamed it would have catastrophic results. Tracey explains: "After my therapist had finished she sprinkled...

IOW farmer ridicules wind farm: "as if we don't have enough wind already" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Adele to deliver Royal Institution Christmas Lecture 0
Mrblacker 3 years

In a shock move, the Royal Institution has announced its annual Christmas lecture will be delivered by the pop singer Adele. Entitled "Inflammable Precipitation", the 23 year old will expound on her...

Widespread demands for inquiry into claims Sienna Miller is an actress 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Levi goes back to his Roots after tasty 'Reggae Reggae' sauce drama. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

High Court Judge branded him a jerk...

David Beckham trapped in a clothes horse... 5
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Another child on the way...

BBC to bring back "One Man and his Dog"....BENTON!!!!! 4
Son of Barnabas 3 years
Gardening equipment manufacturer will use cutting-hedge technology 4
Smart Alex 3 years
Francis Maude calls for volunteer Air Traffic Controllers on TUC day of action 7
dvo4fun 3 years

more soon from the Prize C**t no doubt...

Greek National Debt eradicated after bumper Movember takings 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

While the bail-out discussions were culminating, the Greek Government were clapping their hands in glee. Unbeknownst to the EU, the entire Greek nation had taken part in Movember, where money is...

Hot pussy 1
Screenie 3 years
It’s Official: First Dog is Now Mike Hunt 1
bobo lutz 3 years

Bo, the Obama’s two year old Portuguese Water Dog, has a new moniker. The energetic first dog, known for its dense thatch of wiry black hair, is now Mike Hunt. When asked what precipitated the...

RFU reveals truth of England's rugby campaign "Just the Bullingdon Club on tour" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More waiter...

Andre fears Jordan snatch 2
medici2471 3 years
IOW Broadcasting Corporation planning ambitious "Coast" series 6
simonjmr 3 years
Katie Price's next TV show to be shot in H-Double D. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Berlusconi To Replace Andrew At RFU 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 3 years
Highways Agency re-names M6 ‘Museum of brake lights’, charges £5 entry fee 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Money raised to provide vital funding for more fucking roadworks and average speed cameras...

BBC News forced to broadcast news during Leveson adjournment 0
medici2471 3 years
Dyslexic Government Minister tries to issue a duck. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Tragic student's prospects cut short after becoming trapped in a clothes horse 6
Newsquelch 3 years

Danielle Morgan was a bright outgoing young student who dreamt of one day graduating and beginning a career in “any field I possibly can, perhaps HR or something”. Unfortunately this dream was...

Gold miner donates proceeds: "what's mined is yours" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Eamon Holmes and Graham Garden to host new lifestyle magazine programme 13
woody 3 years

The name of the show has yet to be decided...

'We're not all fat geeks' cry staff at Macrosoft. 0
Username 3 years