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Oscar hopefuls practise speech. 'I am wearing …. ' 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More Oscar madness soon (and perhaps some film related too)...

Swanee whistle profession takes a sharp downturn 0
charlies_hat 3 years

The nations swanee whistle players have spoken out following the many players facing redundancy from their posts accompanying vaccines given by the NHS. Whilst many have regarded the familiar swanee...

New adult Wii game, “Golden shower”, launched 0
beau-jolly 3 years

I'll get me plastic coat...

Sting rallies support for "Double Sumner time" 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Judge blocks Amazon.com power plant 1
beau-jolly 3 years

A judge has blocked plans to build a huge book-powered power plant in Amazon’s Seattle headquarters. The plant, part of Amazon’s ambitious diversification plans was originally planned to utilise...

Local Government Regulation Inspectors, “Not local”, study suggests. 1
beau-jolly 3 years

Trading standards officers have investigated 150 Local Government Regulation inspectors and found that at least 23% are not local., The survey found that many of the inspectors lived in different...

"Not enough room for headline" says 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Ryanair land rescue plane in Algiers International for Tripoli stranded. 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Government sets up regulatory body Oftoss for crap Friday night TV 0
Skylarking 3 years

The Government today swung into action over growing complaints about plummeting standards in crap Friday night TV. Oftoss (Office for Televisual Onanistic and Speciousness Standards) will operate in...

MP calls for “more women in the bedroom”... 0
Doylem 3 years

Trade and Industry Minister, Sir Rodney Scarfe, laments the preponderance of women in the upper echelons of the business world. “Woman are so busy these days - doing deals, accepting directorships...

Emergency drop of Star magazine helps quell Libyan fighting 4
Oxbridge 3 years

Calm is gradually returning to the streets of Tripoli and other cities, after 100,000 copies of Star magazine were parachuted into the country by the RAF. This, reports say, has led to angry factions...

Retirement communities compete for Gaddafi’s signature... 1
Doylem 3 years

Fat manilla envelopes are piling up on the mat in the Tripoli palace of beleaguered despot, Muammar Gaddafi, which, when opened, reveal glossy brochures from retirement communities around the globe....

Pythagoras admits to illicit love triangle 0
DiY 3 years

.more soon?...

Galliano drunk in Paris 3
beau-jolly 3 years

John Galliano was arrested last night after a fracas broke out in a Paris Bar. The English designer for Dior had been drinking with fellow designers, Jose Tequila and Juan Cachaca. Stella McCartney...

Qadaffi and Hitler to join forces and create the most intelligent race of 10
3 years

stealth killers ever,the Libraryans...

Flippers banned from school swimming lessons 0
greg various 3 years

as dolphins in the pool might distract the little darlings from learning how to swim...

Libyan mercenaries join protestors to demand new boss 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Ice cream maker says it is not only his customers that are getting milked 0
3 years

he assures this reporter that it is very hygienic as he uses listermint before spitting the mothers breast milk into a teapot...

Channel 4 presents it's new quiz show Q addafi where the Quiz master a dashing 0
3 years

mo'amor will interrogate citizens that do not have the same view of Libya as he does.At the pilot show Producers said when gutsy folk were just standing in front of Mo'amor being tortured was, well...

5 killed in Libyan Capital as mercenaries take a half day for the long weekend 0
3 years
Man who watches Red Deer says... 4
riesler 3 years

"Hind sight is a wonderful thing"...

ONS confirm the contents of Albert Smith's wallet shrank by more than expected 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Earlier reports of a 0.5% shrinkage in December have now been amended to reflect the bad weather, Christmas overspending and Mr Smith's wife's additional trips to the tanning parlour The Office for...

New Microsoft CEO promises to personally investigate each and every crash report 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Kate Middleton wins universal adulation for walking and smiling... 1
Doylem 3 years

William and Kate faced their first official engagement as a royal couple, when they launched a lifeboat on Anglesey. Carmen Golightly, royal watcher and sycophant, was impressed. “Kate tackled her...

Jimmy Saville: Where is he now then, now then? 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Moron soon...

Peace envoy Blair steps in and threatens Gaddafi with an ASBO 1
Stan Laurel 3 years

Tony Blair, the United Nations’ Middle East envoy has broken his silence on the tense situation in Libya by calling for tough sanctions against Colonel Gaddafi such as the introduction of an ASBO....

Greggs guilty of making a Cornish pastiche 0
simonjmr 3 years
Doom and Gloom merchants see profits rise by 90% 1
3 years
New National Lottery Game To Be Launched Soon! 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Based on which shade of fake tan will Cameron be wearing this week...

Dame Edna's son, Kenny, is the hit of London fashion week 1
Ian Searle 3 years