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Starbucks to target the "full of shit" with "Starbutts Enema" Range. 7
SingingHinny 3 years

American coffee giant, Starbucks, has announced that it is to begin selling coffee enemas in an attempt to appeal to fatuous wind bags whom Starbucks is now considered “too mainstream.” Starbucks...

British PM marks 100th anniversary of South Pole defeat 4
DorsetBoy 3 years

British PM David Cameron today marked the 100th anniversary of the defeat of Captain Robert Scott in his quest to reach the South Pole, after being beaten by the Norwegian explorer Roald Amundsen....

Merkel & Sarkozy: "We agree with Nick" 4
MT Bucket 3 years
UK to remove atomic number 63 from periodic table 11
charlies_hat 3 years

you're going to have to look it up now though...

James Murdoch leaves Happy Christmas message for staff on Adele's voicemail 8
button 3 years
Embarrassment backstage at Country & Western concert. 0
rob box 3 years

Dr. Brian Cox tries to explain , "Thanks for the offer Miss Parton, but I'm really not after a Hick's Bosom."...

London set to break OR for security costs with PB in ourcashallgone event 0
irregular apple 3 years
Cruella de Vil welcomes badger cull trials 0
ianslat 3 years
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Sinnick 3 years

Surely this is shorter than Ю Now can I get the prize ?, Or have I just lost the point ?...

Putin to reward legal demonstrators with stay at all-inclusive Siberian resort 0
irregular apple 3 years
UK to set sail for Americas after hike in EU mooring fees 0
irregular apple 3 years
Irish clothing manufacturer brings out FCEK range 2
Smart Alex 3 years
‘Troubled families’ initiative to start by helping the coalition 1
Long Distance Clara 3 years

After announcing a £448m package of help to turn around Britain’s problem families, No.10 has confirmed that the first family to benefit from the intervention of trained professionals would be the...

nEUtrino slowed to a crawl by vast, incompetent bureaucracy. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Birds finally learn dawn verse and dawn middle eight 5
Smart Alex 3 years
Californian orphans disappointed as Lapland flight diverts to Santa Barbara 0
medici2471 3 years
Christmas in jeopardy as Santa recalled to prison 1
kimllfixit 3 years

Children worldwide were shocked this morning to find out that Christmas icon Santa Claus has been recalled to prison for breaching his release conditions. Mr Claus, who has been traditionally based...

Malcolm Allen wants Ryan Giggs to follow in Speed's footsteps 0
simonjmr 3 years
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bonjonelson 3 years

Beat that. And google it if you don't speak a cyrillic language...

Yves Saint Laurent dealers all set to sell 'Cocaine'. 4
dvo4fun 3 years

Following the success of its 'Opium' range over several decades, Yves Saint Laurent, the French smelly-water factory, is now pushing a new pong. "' 'Opium' was certainly a big hit for us, with its...

Santa replaces good/naughty list with credit rating system from S&P 3
button 3 years
John Major resigns from MCC, Newsbiscuit expose cited as cause 0
simonjmr 3 years
Single Mother apologises for crashing entire internet with Bieber tweet. 1
bonjonelson 3 years

A young single mother from Hounslow, West London has apologised after yesterday's mass internet disruption, blamed on a tweet she posted early yesterday morning claiming that Justin Bieber was gay....

Cameron 'targets' problem families with a team of sharp-shooters 0
Perks 3 years
Yeah yeah, Cameron tells Sarkozy, but YOU haven't seen MY wife's fandango 0
Oxbridge 3 years
EU less 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cameron to make EU law 'work for us' 0
Perks 3 years

David Cameron has today announced he will move a step closer to re-building relationships with Europe and his coalition partners, by embracing EU citizens' right to live in any other EU country. From...

Hadron Collider discovers Professor Higgins' B.O. Song 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

"Why can't the English learn how to shower?"...

Experts indifference to climate change shocks experts 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Students turn to prostitution in shift away from media studies, claim UCAS 2
medici2471 3 years