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Britain gets its first freelance Archbishop of Canterbury

Justin Welby will be the first Archbishop of Canterbury to be hired on a freelance basis, leaving him at liberty to perform “Archbishop of Canterbury services” for other world state-run...

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nickb 08.11.12 11:53pm
dvo4fun
Whu Am I chosen as new Chinese General Secretary 0
custard cream 08.11.12 10:47pm
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Lance Armstrong denies knocking Wiggins off bike 0
custard cream 08.11.12 10:40pm
custard cream
Doctors warn as sperm develop resistance to spermicide

Leading medical experts have warned that increased use of spermicide treated condoms in non vital instances is leading to a resistance to the chemicals in human spermatozoa. Analysis suggests the...

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kga6 08.11.12 10:36pm
Quantitive Easing ruined by cost of inkjet cartridges to print new banknotes

The Bank of England has admitted that the decision to print £375 billion of new money was thwarted by the extortionate cost of the inkjet cartridges used by the the Royal Mint to print the new...

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antharrison 08.11.12 10:35pm
Van damaged following collision with panto star.

A van in collision with panto veteran Christopher Biggins has been described as ‘a complete write-off’ by an AA mechanic attending the scene of the incident. Biggins was on his way to rehearsals...

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The Bogs 08.11.12 10:32pm
Breaking: Police swoop on fake birdseed gang 2
DorsetBoy 08.11.12 10:32pm
Republicans ask why rape pregnancy is God’s will but winning election isn’t

Less than a day after Mitt Romney was defeated by Barack Obama, Republicans have already started the campaign post-mortem. After agreeing that the candidate, policies, and campaign strategy were...

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Yikes 08.11.12 10:29pm
Yikes
Mitt Romney drowns his sorrows in super strength double gold top milk 0
custard cream 08.11.12 10:23pm
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Mitt Romney announces extended campaign dates 0
custard cream 08.11.12 10:22pm
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No.10 orders Philip Scholfield to return to broom cupboard 0
custard cream 08.11.12 10:19pm
custard cream
"It's Official? UK Just Out Of Recession?"

"Yep, pigs can fly and summer hols to start in January."...

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Jesse Bigg 08.11.12 9:36pm
Squudge
At Long Last, Deputy PM Clegg Wins A PM Questions Round....

.Corduroy comeback?...

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Jesse Bigg 08.11.12 9:10pm
Jesse Bigg
Cameron presents Clegg with new racing bike 0
antharrison 08.11.12 8:38pm
antharrison
Mandela imprisoned again for circulating counterfeit banknotes

During a raid on the house of Nelson Mandela South African police shattered a counterfeit money operation run by the 94-year-old former President, who was caught in his basement photocopying web cam...

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DrTurmoil 08.11.12 8:25pm
DrTurmoil
Savile chauffeur admits picking-up dodgy blonde and giving him a ride 0
antharrison 08.11.12 8:23pm
antharrison
Oil worker 'gobsmacked' at news he was to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury

Oil industry worker Justin Welby (56) says he was 'gobsmacked' when he heard he was to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury. 'I was having a few morning pints with the lads before being flown back...

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roybland 08.11.12 8:05pm
roybland
Ken Dodd's dad's dog's slightly unwell.. !

A nation awaits. Stay tuned for more updates...

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misterjingles 08.11.12 7:42pm
misterjingles
Romney derives some comfort during dignified concession speech to his supporters

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/romneypodium2.jpg...

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pinxit 08.11.12 7:29pm
pinxit
Eton Rifles; David Camerons favourite pop song. Irony officially dead! 1
arthurminnit 08.11.12 7:26pm
Lucy4
Cameron’s warning about “gay witch hunt” endorsed by gay witches... 0
Tripod 08.11.12 7:07pm
Tripod
Elton Welsby emerges as front runner for Archbishop of Canterbury

The former ITV football pundit Elton Welsby has remarkably been unveiled as the bookies favourite to be crowned the next Archbishop of Canterbury. More soon...

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simonjmr 08.11.12 7:00pm
simonjmr
Paul Ryan Quits Politics; Opens Fitness Center

In a bizarre sequence of events, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney’s former Vice-Presidential running mate, has decided to resign from federal politics to open up a local fitness center in Janesville,...

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tj1990 08.11.12 6:59pm
tj1990
Tower Hamlets to sell Henry Moore sculpture, but keep holes.

“It’s an artistic and economic compromise,” said a Tower Hamlets spokesperson. “When a private buyer said he would allow us to keep the holes in the Henry Moore statue in return for a 40%...

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nickb 08.11.12 6:40pm
nickb
"White House will be decorated in an overly ornate style", insists Baroque Obama 3
Smart Alex 08.11.12 6:29pm
Paddy Berzinski
Lance Armstrong denies taking revenge on GB cyclists

- 2 incidents involving GB cycling team in one day - can't be a coincidence...

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Sinnick 08.11.12 6:12pm
Sinnick
Prominent paedophile sues ITV over 'Suspected Tory' slur.... 0
Jammydodgers 08.11.12 6:10pm
Jammydodgers
Phillip Schofield reveals Jimmy Savile's Christmas card list,live on air. 1
Zen 08.11.12 6:09pm
Paddy Berzinski
Liverpool football widow refuses to wear black armband

A Liverpool football widow has caused outrage by refusing to wear a black armband in her husband’s match day absences. Despite demands from Liverpool FC manager Brendan Rogers and senior club...

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Dick Everyman 08.11.12 6:01pm
Des Custard
Master Chef sound track assignment led to drummer’s break down

Leeds based percussionist, Roger Haslett has admitted succumbing to depression following years of musical assignments creating tense TV soundtracks. The 59 year old first recognised that he had a...

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Dick Everyman 08.11.12 6:57am
Dick Everyman