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| Isle of Wight to recognise Level 42 superstar | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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Mark King will today be formally given freeman status on the Isle of Wight, in recognition of his slap bass work that has brought the island recognition recently in the Pop charts. Mr King a member... |
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| Lord Triesman apologises for "undiplomatic" comments about Dagoes and Russkis | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
CrinklyT | 3 years |
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Former FA Chairman Lord Triesman has admitted that he was surprised by the controversy about his remarks suggesting that the Spanish FA may be planning to bribe referees in this year's World Cup,... |
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| Amir Khan's next fight to be against Adam Boulton | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Genghis Cohen | 3 years |
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Live on Sky. More soon... |
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| Surgeons revert to traditional lamb swabs after sausage study highlights risks | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Using processed meat during invasive cardio-pulmonary procedures 'more than triples' the risk of surgical failure compared to unprocessed meat such as beef, lamb and pork, suggests a study by a... |
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| Kravitz' rock stems oil spill | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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"I don't know any other way than Rock'n'roll to stop this oil, that's not my department." said Lenny Kravitz... |
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| Anti-corporal punishment campaigners claim there is no right to strike. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Living with ‘Noah’s Ark Syndrome’ | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
muhniepie | 3 years |
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Nicki Marper has suffered from hyper urinaria absurdum, a rare genetic condition also known as ‘Noah’s Ark Syndrome’ since birth. She is believed to be one of only 200 people in the world with... |
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| Right to strike becomes right to strike as long as it doesn't cost BA too much | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ianslat | 3 years |
| 3D images of honeybee colony reveal it is completely full of bees | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 3 years |
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Scientists have been blown away by the results of a new 3D technology which reveals that honeybee colonies are full of bees. ‘When we saw the pictures we simply couldn’t believe it,’ said... |
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| French judges' strike delays Air France strike injunction attempt | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
ianslat | 3 years |
| Mother asks Everest-conquering daughter if she met any nice men up there | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Tory Sharks Circle | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Doctor Moptop | 3 years |
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Not all Tories are singing the same tuna. Disgruntled backbenchers have voiced their concerns about the lack of haddock in Cabinet positions. During the election campaign, David Cameron pledged that... |
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| Unite in ash cloud fall out | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
edward hack | 3 years |
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The Unite union have decided to call off this weeks proposed strike action as many airports have been forced to close due to a cloud of volcanic ash sweeping across the country., The union say it... |
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| LEADERSHIP BATTLE: five more Milibands to stand. | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Jeremy Hibbard | 3 years |
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Five more Miliband brothers have put their names forward for the Labour leadership contest, taking the total, so far, to 7. "We want to give the party the widest possible choice", said Jermaine... |
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| Audacious Prudential plan to make AIG Asia shirt sponsors of Thai red shirts | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Dismay in world capitals after Cruddas decides not to stand for leadership | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| The Queen makes discreet enquires into her husband’s tax affairs | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Norfolk town opens municipal gene pool | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
jp1885 | 3 years |
| Russians and Spanish bribe someone to kill the editor of the Mail on Sunday | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
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If Carlsberg did football scandals... |
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| Academics identify flaw in the idea of Robin Hood | 10 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
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'No one would be daft enough to rob the rich to give to the poor', said Professor Harvey Portlock of Nottingham University... |
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| Pope to try to crack British charts | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Kernowpete | 3 years |
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after being disappointed at the classical Brits, Benedict XV1(or benny as he is known to a select few of his vatican cronies), has in the lig ht of this defeat decided to go back to what he knows... |
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| Ash cloud sensation! It's not volcanic ash that's blowing across from Iceland.. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
deskpilot3 | 3 years |
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it's little bits of burning banknotes... |
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| Overzealous police cuff pair after innocent conversation about local rape field | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Farmer bemused at arrest in yellow-flowered oil-seed crop. More soon... |
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| Prince Philip furious that radio announcement of the Queen's death was a hoax. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| David Miliband says New Labour era over - ten days after the electorate say it. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Afghan plane crash; experts criticize dog for flying through volcanic ash cloud. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Rice. Formerly known as ~ | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| Dogging is for life, not just for car parks | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| Police discover corpse swathed in red rag: bull charged | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
RockhopperPenguin | 3 years |
| US considers bribing Karzai to stop government corruption | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
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