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BA announces economy seat leg room to be directly linked to the economy

British Airways Chief Executive Holly Dolly has announced that leg room in all of its economy seating areas will change in line with the growth or shrinkage of the economy., "This was an extremely...

Underconstruction 28.04.12 10:31am
Business News: Screwfix to market Viagra brand

Screwfix, the catalogue and online tool specialists are to market a new range of products under the Viagra brand., Explaining the move, Screwfix CEO John Thomas said 'Tools of all shapes and sizes...

weematt 29.04.12 12:55pm
Heathrow reports 50% fall in passenger numbers but huge demand for hold-alls 0
Underconstruction 28.04.12 10:18am
Droitwich Pet Sanctuary suspected of killing its sponsored runners for money

Police are investigating the suspicious deaths of eight runners collecting money on behalf of the Droitwich Pet Sanctuary. Police said that the dramatic deaths on television during marathons and...

steve_l 28.04.12 10:13am
Change in double jeopardy law allows battery thief to be recharged

More follows...

apepper 28.04.12 10:02am
Government accused of copyright theft as clowns hire big top lawyer

The National Union of Clowns and Jesters have accused the government of stealing their act. A clown spokesman explained; "Making yerself look daft is the prerogative of the working clown, now the...

apepper 28.04.12 9:48am
U2 Return To Their Roots By Forgetting How To Play Their Instruments

While U2 have remained a fairly popular band over the ups and downs of the many years of their career, a significant portion of their old fans has become disenchanted with the accomplished,...

Textbook 28.04.12 8:57am
Woman finds Jesus figurine that looks like a slice of toast

There was widespread astonishment at the weekend when Catford woman, Brenda Norris, showed reporters her plastic Jesus figurine that looked uncannily like a slice of toast. Daily Mail reporter,...

Yikes 28.04.12 8:51am
Apple to branch into pharmaceuticals with iBuprophen.

We have a cure for your technology headaches, said a spokesperson...

Maverick 27.04.12 11:11pm
After Cleo Laine debacle, now a parking ban on Lois Lane. 0
Maverick 27.04.12 11:04pm
Up yours to Al-Quaeda as planes have sex over New York.

America stuck it's finger up to Muslim extremists by allowing a Space Shuttle to shag a jumbo jet over New York. Ooh take it you dirty bitch...

MADJEZ 27.04.12 11:05pm
Cameron announces inquiry; Lady Malaprop to probe Culture Minister Hunt. 0
Ironduke 27.04.12 10:12pm
Amazing Cameron outburst: "I'm fed up"

"I'm fed up and I don't mind admitting it," said PM David Cameron yesterday in an extraordinary outburst during his daily press conference. "Okay I shagged Thingy with the red hair I can't remember...

Drylaw 27.04.12 9:43pm
London Gridlocked By Lorry Driver Eager To Transport Fuel

The streets of London came to a standstill today as car-drivers across the capital rushed to rubber-neck the sight of a trainee lorry driver only too willing to carry fuel for a living. This...

GKen 27.04.12 9:25pm
One Direction to release greatest hits after shock split

One Diection fans were in a state of shock last night after the band announced their plans to split up. It is believed the break up of the group was caused by a story leaked to the tabloids claiming...

bananaman 27.04.12 9:03pm
Chummy the Police Dog who sniffed out 100 bent coppers is suspended

Chummy, the police dog who was trained to sniff out corrupt policemen, has been suspended on full pay, pending an investigation. Top brass at Scotland Yard are understood to be poring over the police...

ronseal 27.04.12 6:10pm
Siege over: Sky News team held and forced to talk about nothing all afternoon.

Police are being praised after storming the Sky News studio late this afternoon. During a slack news day bosses locked the staff in the studio and forced them to talk non-stop for five hours while a...

MADJEZ 27.04.12 8:52pm
Coroner's Court judges Gareth Williams MI6 death an open and shut case 2
charlies_hat 28.04.12 11:35pm
Murdoch; "I never told editors what to publish"

In other news, the Sun newspaper has named Rupert Murdoch "World's most attractive man."...

apepper 27.04.12 5:08pm
Increase in Brits conversational Danish linked to BBC4 Saturday night dramas

A recent report highlights that more and more Brits are becoming adept at conversational Danish, and that this is due to BBC4 showing more and more Scandanavian dramas on a Saturday night. The...

simonjmr 27.04.12 3:09pm
Retired arms dealer Tappin endorses Halfords 'Missile Care Centres'

Retired arms dealer Christopher Tappin, accused of attempting to supply Iran with batteries for missiles, has spoken about his extradition ordeal in the US, as well as his new business venture with...

27.04.12 1:55pm
Tragedy strikes as R Kelly believes own lyrics.

He ‘believed he could fly’ but sadly found out to his cost today that the best he could do was splatter on rocks. He 'believed he could touch the sky' but as R Kelly discovered, the only thing he...

Barry Van Hire 27.04.12 1:20pm
Barry Van Hire
Ed Miliband calls for himself to resign

In a move during Prime Minister’s questions yesterday Labour leader Ed Miliband left both sides of the house speechless and in shock., Miliband looked David Cameron in the eyes and demanded that...

Scronnyglonkle 27.04.12 1:07pm
Relief as Spain finds €50 note under the bed 0
Yikes 27.04.12 12:19pm
Victims more likely to get closure in open and shut cases, study shows. 0
Not Amused 27.04.12 12:12pm
Not Amused
Locking yourself in a holdall to be the new Rubik's cube. 0
rustytruss 27.04.12 11:52am
Gordon Brown assembles NoW Avengers to aid Leveson

Hulking Gordon Brown, has called for the assemble of an elite force of avengers to right the wrongs committed by News International and his arch nemesis Murdoch I and II. The self proclaimed Irn Bru...

simonjmr 27.04.12 11:39am
Netherlands to restrict coffee in Ganja Cafes

A judge in the Netherlands has today, upheld a new law to ban foreigners from drinking coffee in cannabis cafes, amidst growing concern that some foreigners are attempting to have sparky, civilised...

Old Hat 27.04.12 10:54am
Old Hat
Public loses Isle of Man land dispute...

The general public has lost a legal battle in a dispute over access to a path near to Jeremy Clarkson's Isle of Man home. The public claim that having a path so close to the Top Gear presenter and...

DiY 27.04.12 10:19am
Cafe cannabis ban to stop high tourism levels in Amsterdam 0
charlies_hat 27.04.12 10:14am