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OED rules that everything is now officially gay 8
Oxbridge 3 years

Compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary have declared that everyone and everything must defined as gay from now on. According to editor-in-chief Dr Mark Boyle, a team of linguistic experts from...

NOTW final edition proves so popular Murdoch decides to print again next week. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (7/8 edition) 7
SugarTits69 3 years

My apologies again for the large gap between my posts. I developed an RSI during Wimbledon and took some time off. Regular readers might recall that my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko and I...

250 innocent journalists rescued from Wapping Hell Hole 2
ronseal 3 years

Today, The Newsbiscuit of the World can reveal how 250 innocent journalists were enslaved by a seedy MR Big called Rupert, who employed them to write showbiz stories, sports reports and gardening...

Further space exploration hindered by its astronomical cost 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Cameron Makes U-Turn On Breakfast Order 0
Captain Emyr 3 years
ROYAL SWEET: CATHERINE GETS LA'ED IN BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL ROMP 0
rikkor 3 years
SEEDY MR BIG'S MERCY DASH TO SORDID RED HEAD ENDS IN HORROR CRASH. 1
Al OPecia 3 years

.. There you go Ron...

Further Beko recall as ovens freeze over. 0
tl72uk 3 years
Pet shop fire caused by stick insects having sex. More soon. 9
Al OPecia 3 years
Furious madames pull their ads from BT phone boxes over unbundling scandal 1
ronseal 3 years
Cautious welcome from vegetarians for compulsory bacon donor cards 13
3 years

Proposals for the introduction of compulsory bacon donor cards have provoked a mixed reaction. The scheme was dreamt up so that pigs that die from natural causes can donate their bacon to desperate...

Planking almost as popular as wanking 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
South African government deny any involvement in Beko issue 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Horn of Africa appeal to be sponsored by Viagra 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

and SugarTits69's postings on NewsBiscuit...

Private Eye stops taking adverts from News International. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Murdoch flies in to not take charge. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Murdoch concerned Newsbiscuit too close to the truth to replace NoW. 0
Steve Wilson 3 years
David Cameron takes full responsibility for "being totally clueless". More soon 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Shame-faced parents admit friends who warned about kids were right all along 3
FraserWords 3 years

Shame-faced parents George and Becky Smethurst today admitted that close friends who’d given them dire warnings about having children had been right all along., A tearful Mrs Smethurst said the...

Daily Prophet closure due to Hex 0
thesnug 3 years

The closure of the Daily Prophet was announced today, following allegations that a rogue reporter used an illegal hex. Many people feel sympathy for the staff of The Daily Prophet, most of whom have...

Face of Christ Spotted in Rebekah Brookes Hair... 0
mugwump 3 years
Savile Row fears decline in demand for Gieves and Hawkes stab vests 0
3 years
Porn addicts told to 'get a grip on themselves' 3
Christopher Frost 3 years
Hollis, Webb, and Harris to reform and remake "Lifes What You Make It" 1
arthurminnit 3 years

or is it just Talk Talk talk?...

Judgementally impaired man buys computer from Chris Langham 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Julian Assange's memoirs leaked online 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
British Gas confirms commitment to lower carbon emissions 0
greg various 3 years

British Gas, today, gave details of their continuing battle to reduce greenhouse gases and subsequent potentially disastrous climate change by disincentivising energy consumption. A spokesman...

Increase In Neighbour Attacks 0
Captain Emyr 3 years

The nation’s usually peaceful neighbourhoods have seen a sharp rise in the number of self-defence incidence taking place inside homes within the last week. Police reports show that there has been...

Economy rebounds on news the rate at which unemployment is rising is falling 0
Dumbnews 3 years