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Aston Martin recalls 17,000 cars.

Recently released test footage from the 1960's, reveals a potential Health And Safety issue...

rob box 05.02.14 6:30pm
rob box
Boris Bikes vote for strike action on weekend

By an overwhelmingly four to one majority London's Boris Bikes have voted for strike action this weekend. The ballot had a ninety eight per cent turn as the bikes push for better conditions, one bike...

Scronnyglonkle 05.02.14 6:28pm
Fedup Somerseters….

….Ready to go Dutch? They do things differently there...

Jesse Bigg 05.02.14 6:27pm
Jesse Bigg
Well I'll be....! Why do cockneys never finish their....? 3
Son of Barnabas 05.02.14 6:11pm
Not Amused
Newest facebook app offers more ways for you to show off 0
Dumbnews 05.02.14 5:33pm
Scarlet Johansson reveals she ' loves helping people ' up to a point

Actress, millionaire and soft drinks spokesperson Scarlet Johansson has released a statement today explaining her controversial break with humanitarian charity Oxfam, revealing her work for the...

Rowan van den Berg 05.02.14 4:37pm
Rowan van den Berg
Coalition to cut conjunction use. No ifs and buts 1
Not Amused 05.02.14 4:08pm
Son of Barnabas
Give a man a fish he eats for a day, teach him to fish he can live in Somerset. 7
MADJEZ 05.02.14 4:02pm
Son of Barnabas
'Look Back’ videos backfire as users realise how 'rubbish' their friends are

Thousands of Facebook users have been left disappointed today, after a newly-released feature enabling users to view a 90-second clip of their friends’ ‘highlights’ since joining the network,...

Jesus H 05.02.14 4:01pm
Jesus H
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Bigglesworth 05.02.14 3:58pm
Son of Barnabas
"Beware the March of Brides" warns Mendelssohn 0
Son of Barnabas 05.02.14 3:56pm
Son of Barnabas
Waterboys, and Wet, Wet, Wet to headline at Glastonbury this year.

List includes The Beach Boys, The Levellers and A Flock of Seagulls...

Ian Searle 05.02.14 3:52pm
Tinie Tempah's latest single fails to chart. Changes name to "Massive Strop". 0
Son of Barnabas 05.02.14 3:51pm
Son of Barnabas
"Beware the Tides of March" warns Environment Minister.

More in a month!...

BewsNiscuit 05.02.14 3:48pm
Gove's Scots Accent found after 30 years missing

A Scottish accent belonging to the Education Secretary, Michael Gove, has wandered into a police station in Glasgow after being missing for nearly 30 years. In a statement, the strong Aberdeen...

blokefromstoke 05.02.14 3:38pm
ITV to replace Coronation Street with Silk Road

The nation’s favourite court venue is soon to be eclipsed by a fresher, more illicit, state-side soap opera. By swapping Weatherfield for sunny California, TV executives are hoping to rejuvenate...

Wrenfoe 05.02.14 2:37pm
"Beware the 'ides of March", warns man who skins animals 0
sydalg 05.02.14 2:21pm
50's Stereotypes welcome reintroduction of Common Entrance Exam

1950’s stereotypes everywhere have given a ringing endorsement to Education Secretary Michael Gove’s plans to extend the Common Entrance Exam to states schools in an attempt to disabuse “uppity...

blokefromstoke 05.02.14 2:19pm
Sir Lupus
Study finds most Daily Mail journalists have why-oh-why chromosome 0
sydalg 05.02.14 2:19pm
Talking snake discoveries cast doubt on bible

Archaeologists have announced that the earliest talking snakes were only in the middle-East long after Biblical times. "The first talking snakes date back around 3000 years; coincidentally when sock...

apepper 05.02.14 2:06pm
Cilla protests her new restaurant problem is 'norovirus' 1
nickb 05.02.14 2:03pm
Millions affected by YouTube and Redtube strikes

Voyeurs of porn and cats singing 80's rock songs hit by 48 hour strikes. More soon...

simonjmr 05.02.14 2:03pm
Pieterson 'too good' to play for England, says management 0
Electrelane 05.02.14 12:35pm
Cameron passes Duchy to the left hand side. 0
godly1966 05.02.14 12:08pm
Gove to Introduce Commons Entrance Exam for MPs 1
BewsNiscuit 05.02.14 11:49am
Leaked Government report reveals attempts to modify the weather.

A secret government report has revealed that the coalition has been paying for research into increasing the amount of clouds that come across the United Kingdom. Operation "Argent Nimbus" was devised...

Not Amused 05.02.14 11:35am
Not Amused
South West Water accused of "Hoarding" 0
rogerg 05.02.14 11:18am
Cee Lo Green denies spiking woman’s drink. But admits he was out of touch

But it wasn't because he didn't know enough, He just knew too much. He asked the judge “if that makes him crazy?” The judge replied “probably”...

carlosmanwelly 05.02.14 11:18am
Government and E-cig Industry to Hold Joint Talks

More soon, man...

BewsNiscuit 05.02.14 10:31am
COMMUTERS BEG UNIONS TO EXTEND TUBE STRIKE London commuters begged London transport unions tonight to extend the current 48 hour tube strike indefinitely, citing...

Peter749400 05.02.14 9:57am