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|Light relief from BBC News today "Staines to be removed from signs"...||1||
|Jackson estate and Vatican race to deny Nether Land abuse claims||0||
|London Zoo in feverish preparations as Guardian reports snow lizards in Wales||0||
|Advertising Standards Agency bans pork pie commercial||1||
|Japan declares Fukushima stable. Birth of 2 headed Jesus expected any day.||4||
|"EU! Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?"||7||
|Kent Police Crush Local Pesto Ring||14||
Kent Police were this afternoon formally congratulated on the outstanding success of Operation Ploughmans. Speaking from outside Downing St, Prime Minister David Cameron praised the two month...
|Celebrity loses weight using only personal trainer, hired chef and dietician.||0||
|Genetically-modified turkey available soon||1||
||Major Clanger||3 years|
“Market research told us that many people find turkey a very dry meat,” said a spokesman for Bernard Matthews, the biggest turkey farmer in the UK. “Our scientists set about developing a new...
|Nut roast rescued from mental hospital fire||0||
|‘It’s not Christmas yet’ storms rage across Britain||3||
||Midfield Diamond||3 years|
Family life is in turmoil in countless homes across the country as disputes erupt over when to make a start on the bounteous snacks stockpiled for Christmas, according to the Citizens Advice Bureau...
|Catholic priests accused of child abuse in the Nether regions||1||
|"Text 2 Report Auto Accidents" Program Launch Delayed||4||
Officials have postponed the launch of a service which allows drivers to notify highway patrol of hazardous road conditions via text message. An advertising campaign to raise awareness of the...
|Brisk sales of 2013 diaries reported||4||
Brisk sales of 2013 calendars reported as people seek to put gloomy 2012 behind them Despite the economic climate or perhaps because of it, retailers are reporting healthy sales of 2013 calendars a...
|Miliband acclaims impressive victory as Labour wins seat from Labour||0||
||Dickens or Shakespeare||3 years|
|Cameron admits practicing for PMQs by arguing with a 4 year old||0||
||Vertically Challenged Giant||3 years|
|BNP celebrate as Court rules only english immigrants to be allowed entry||0||
|Failed middle manager climbs Maslow's Hierarchy thanks to Newsbiscuit||2||
Underachieving middle manager Justin Snood, 48, today finally scaled Level 5 of Maslow's Hierarchy after having his post on David Cameron and Scott of the Antarctic selected for the home page of the...
|Donovan to dance on despite broken leg||0||
|RIP rest of the world: Christopher Hitchens is no more||0||
|Relations sour as France sends UK a Xmas card with a candle and a bauble on it||0||
"We were expecting a maybe a serious Nativity scene at worst or maybe Salvation Army card, but this beggars belief - it's the ultimate indignation and almost a declaration of war" said William Hague...
|Hospital dementia care "lacking and muddled"||1||
|Report slams hospital dementia care as...erm...as...Tuesday||1||
|Study finds driving interferes with talking on phone||2||
|God Particle Reveals "I don't believe in God"||1||
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|'Philadelphia' soft cheese producer required to sign Sex Offender Register||0||
more news later...
|After 22 years, M.C. Hammer announces it is now safe to touch this.||1||
|THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST" - 2||52||
We call this time, "The Time of the Whirling Christ" because it begins and ends with "Christ Whirling"., In the First Century, it was wrote that, "Christ whirled and the faithful started whirling...
|Coalition perplexes colour theorists as blue mixed with yellow remains blue||3||
||irregular apple||3 years|
|Jacques Chirac's memory loss momentarily cured as he pleads not guilty||1||
||irregular apple||3 years|
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