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Alesha Dixon under fire for only giving “100% yes” to tearful child

YouTube views of Saturday’s Britain’s Got Talent went sky-high following the emotional rendition of Beyonce’s ‘Listen’ by 9-year-old Malaki Paul; not because of his voice but because of...

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kimllfixit 30.04.12 5:52pm
JonnyJP
'Fussy' dung beetles refusing to eat shit any more

To zoologists, they are nature’s great recyclers, the 5,000 or so species that feed on faeces and maintain the ecological balance of the deserts, farmlands, forests and grasslands of the world....

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Oxbridge 08.07.13 11:56pm
Titus
M.O.D reveal plans to deploy battlion of Ghurkha's at 4 Miller Street, Stratford

In a press conference in Whitehall today the M.O.D. has revealed more of its security arrangements during the 2012 Olympics., Along with an increased strike capacity at the former Bryant & May...

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Scronnyglonkle 30.04.12 2:19pm
Scronnyglonkle
FA Realise With Horror That It's Not April 1st 0
UnfitMother 30.04.12 10:16am
UnfitMother
Evil Emperor Penguin finally overthrown by Antarctic Rebel Alliance

It seems that the whole Antarctic population is dancing on ice this morning after it was announced that the evil Emperor Penguin has finally been overthrown. Battles have been raging across the icy...

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wallster 01.05.12 7:59am
Oxbridge
Cameron Returns "BFF" Cufflinks To Murdoch; Admits It "Could Be Misconstrued"

Un-friends him on Facebook, too...

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UnfitMother 30.04.12 10:10am
UnfitMother
Badminton Horse Trials cancelled ... Horses acquitted. 0
Kramaring 30.04.12 9:47am
Kramaring
Bananas in Pyjamas in 'Beds in Sheds' enquiry

More as it peels away!...

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victimms 30.04.12 9:38am
victimms
God Commissions New Ark; Hosepipe Ban Continues

A man from Stevenage has been commissioned by God to build a new ark. Stanley Moses, 48, says, "I was drying out my socks after a trip to the Co-op when God suddenly appeared before me. He told me I...

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UnfitMother 30.04.12 11:10am
writinginbsl
Newham Council unveil high speed benefit claimant Stoke repatriation device

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02206/missl_2206551b.jpg...

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pitflaps 30.04.12 9:19am
pitflaps
FA confirm Hodgson first they spoke to about being 2nd choice for England job. 0
MADJEZ 30.04.12 8:53am
MADJEZ
Coal industry "LMFAO" off as study finds windmills cause global warming. 0
Maverick 30.04.12 6:52am
Maverick
William forgets wedding anniversary due to Facebook reminder setting failure

Prince William was in the royal dog box, with only corgis for companions, as it emerged that he forgot his first wedding anniversary. While apologetic, William noted he had been let down by...

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Yikes 30.04.12 6:12am
Yikes
Osama bin Laden's Post Mortem Bestsellers

Osama's Bestsellers It seems some of our most beloved Middle-eastern dictators penned a few novels before their untimely demises. Omar Khaddafi had written a romance novel before his beating by his...

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30.04.12 5:59am
Latest report on grade inflation 'the best ever' 1
Des Custard 30.04.12 5:57am
Mr Target
God Forsakes His Early Work, Calls Bible "Trashy, Populist"

Popular spiritual writer God shocked literary audiences around the world earlier this weak with a stream of scathing invective against his most enduring work, The Bible. "A dark, angry being, whose...

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Textbook 30.04.12 3:54am
Textbook
'Two out of four' children dont understand fractions 0
Underconstruction 29.04.12 10:03pm
Underconstruction
Infantry leader re-tweets 0
Underconstruction 29.04.12 10:00pm
Underconstruction
Comparison website apologises for advert "simply not annoying enough"

"We feel like we have not only let the public down, but ourselves too, said a representative for Compare-U-Ware website today. We could not come up with a daft dog, racist meerkat, singing oaf or...

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Crippen 29.04.12 9:12pm
Crippen
Olympic Military Presence Causes False Starts Uproar

Athletes competing in this summer's London Olympics are reported to be up in arms (sic) at the prospect of a huge military presence at the Games. They fear that the firing of ground-to-air and...

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GKen 29.04.12 8:29pm
GKen
Murdoch in market for more “free war” sports

Rupert Murdoch, the sinister 80 year old selective amnesiac media baron has expressed an interest in broadcasting sports events bundled with free mounting civil unrest. Last weekend’s Bahrain...

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pitflaps 29.04.12 5:28pm
pitflaps
China to offer top value at new ‘World-buying centre’

“We only pay the best prices” says Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao at the opening of another branch of the Chinese ‘World-buying Centre’. “With money being tight for a lot of countries, you...

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Mandy Lifeboat 30.04.12 11:11am
writinginbsl
Offal restaurant panned by Tripe Advisor 2
nickb 30.04.12 11:17am
Scronnyglonkle
Budget airline passenger stunned by offer of upgrade "to pilot" 10
nickb 01.05.12 11:47pm
RickH
AA Gill snears at BB King 8
nickb 29.04.12 7:56pm
nickb
Murdoch threatens UK with ugly page three girls 1
nickb 30.04.12 9:06am
Sinnick
Seasoned traveller recommends vinaigrette sun cream 0
nickb 29.04.12 4:42pm
nickb
Lucky Strike smoker unluckily struck by Lucky Strike truck 0
nickb 29.04.12 4:42pm
nickb
Wettest drought since records began 0
Oxbridge 29.04.12 4:11pm
Oxbridge
Horoscopes for May

Aries, After years of practice, you finally master your new handshake. Just as the other person grips, you move so that they grab your finger instead, pull back and fart. This amuses you greatly....

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seymour totti 03.05.12 7:24pm
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