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Scientist looks down Hubble Telescope the wrong way, confusion ensues 0
pthr 3 years

The scientific community was briefly thrown into disarray by a paper claiming that the observable universe is far smaller than previously imagined. The team based at John Hopkins University in...

Carbonate of Soda merely curious 16
thisisall1word 3 years
Ben 10's tenure untenable claims Number 10. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

10 more soon...

"What Cheryl Did Next" headline inevitable, fear newspaper afficionados 1
ronseal 3 years

The decline of the British newspaper could reach a new morale sapping stage, with an unstoppable tide of 'What Cheryl Did Next' headlines due to wash up on Fleet Street any day now. With confidence...

Boris inspired by 'On the Buses': new double decker will have Butlers 2
3 years

Boris Johnson introduced a radical revision to London's transport policy yesterday, after watching a re-run of 'On the Buses' on digital channel David: "Blakey inspired me to use real butlers on our...

Saddam, bin Laden and Mladic found. Just Wally to go! 4
DiY 3 years
Serbians suddenly discover that they know where Mladic is.... 4
deskpilot3 3 years

and take action themselves before the Yanks turn up in helicopter gunships to turn him into Emmental and embarrass the authorities...

Chris Huhne fastest in Monaco qualifying. Wife takes pole position. 0
3 years
Thatcher impersonator dies. Clegg to step in as Prime Minister 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Epileptic caravanner regrets ‘if this is a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’’ sign 9
jp1885 3 years
Plans for German word for efficiency to contain one syllable quickly approved 1
thisisall1word 3 years
Carole Caplin "sexy massage" trial concludes with happy ending 0
button 3 years

yes yes yes more more more more soon...

Millions hoping that Margaret Thatcher will impersonate Janet Brown... More Soon 0
404 Not Found 3 years
Chimpanzees “shocked” to discover they share 95% of DNA with humans 4
mongeese 3 years

The chimpanzee world was rocked yesterday by research lab chimp Bonzo’s discovery that 95% of chimp DNA is the same as humans. Bonzo, who has worked for the last five years as an experimental...

Lie Detector Instructions "Wrong Way Round" Admit Police 0
jampot 3 years

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson announced today that the police have been misreading their polygraph machines for the last 50 years. Sir Paul blamed supplier Elstrom IT for the...

Manchester United's star defender quits to join Hogwarts Old Boys side 0
pinxit 3 years

Nemanja Quidditch...

Mladic is 'fit'. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Mladic shares Strauss-Kahn's cell, 'has his back against the wall' 0
pere floza 3 years
Death of Janet Brown leaves Thatcher with no remaining purpose 0
pere floza 3 years

so no more...

Anti-Wookiee legislation starts today 0
Sinnick 3 years
US security officer prevents DofE from making Al Jolson quip 4
Sinnick 3 years

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/05/26/AP110525053044_620x350.jpg...

Allies 'will finish Libya job' - Nick Clegg to organise AV vote 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The Allies have vowed to 'finish the job' in Libya by getting Nick Clegg to organise a vote on the AV system and explain it to Colonel Gadaffi., 'I tell you, this man is dynamite,' said David...

Mladic to be given fair trial - unlike his thousands of victims 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Mladic judged 'evil enough' to stand trial 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
Justine Thornton admits to marrying due to sex 0
gregle 3 years

Amidst much media speculation regarding the reason behind the wedding of Labour leader Ed Milliband and his partner of seven years Justine Thornton has finally decided to settle the issue. Seeking to...

Man dies of bite from radioactive spider 6
pthr 3 years

Comic book fans all over the globe have been stunned by the death of Life Sciences major Simon Simpson, aged 21, who succumbed to a lingering illness after being bitten by a radioactive spider three...

Vatican TV launches "I'm a Celibate Get Met Out Of Here" 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Harold Camping Born July 19, 1921 - didn't Die May 21, 2011 4
Steve Wilson 3 years
'Carry on Coalition' breaks all box office records 7
Oxbridge 3 years

Ooh matron! One of Britain's most enduringly popular madcap cinematic comedies is back, bigger than ever. Cinemas across the country are turning away people in their thousands as the clamour to see...

Cheryl Cole "proper steamed them Yanks cannut unnstan' wot ah'm tarkin' aboot&qu 0
JohnA 3 years

More proper Geordie later. Ah'm goon doon ter Bigg Market an' get proper lashed...