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| Glaswegian pilot has tough "fight or flight" choice to make | 7 |  |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Brown blames poor posture on economic slump. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
| Well prepared hunter caught off guard as Kangeroo does Kung Fu. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
| Head Teachers protest as league tables to consider goal difference. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
| Teacher attack video, pupils thought they were watching Grand Theft Auto. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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Most wondered why he didn't use the mini-gun rather than the dumb-bell. Pupils have criticized the teacher for not using more energy packs and kung foo... |
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| Ricky Gervais's scheduled death by overkill on target for summer, say C4 baddies | 1 | |
ronseal | 3 years |
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Evil baddies hell bent on destroying any of Britain's best new comedians are reportedly 'bang on target' with their assassination of Ricky Gervais. The Reading comic is reportedly on course for a... |
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| Slick more dangerous than previously thought | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/22/peter_mandelson_moustache.jpg... |
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| Brown defends rant at bigtoed woman | 3 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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Sandals on the hustings... |
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| 'Countdown' presenter 'killed by Nick Robinson' | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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The Channel Four programme 'Countdown' is mourning the death of a second long-term presenter after 'Dictionary Corner' mainstay Susie Dent exploded during filming. Producers of the popular afternoon... |
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| Women Awarded 6 Figure Payout After Being Misdiagnosed with Autumn Complexion | 0 | |
thisisall1word | 3 years |
| Man's lager spill sparks new drilling ban from girlfriend | 0 | |
rickwestwell | 3 years |
| Soldiers killed "unlawfully" - Anti-war protestors attempt to make Taliban legal | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| Four horsemen 'not that bad', apocalypse 'less of a concern' | 2 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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The so-called 'Four Horsemen' have attended a public 'getting-to-know-you' surgery near their Apocalypse Party headquarters in Clapham, just outside Bedford, today. Pestilence, War, Famine and Death... |
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| Tight fitting underwear 'definitely not' cause of erectile, conception problems | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Research shows the exact opposite, with a pronounced 'can't-keep-my-grubby-little-mitts-off' effect present in all but two cases studied. 'Them two birds were proper mingers though, eh Dave?' said... |
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| New Facebook app tells you how odd you are relative to your friends | 1 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| O'Farrell doesn't give an UBUK. | 1 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
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United Biscuits UK have demanded an apology from John O'Farrell following a comment he made on BBC Radio Scotland suggesting articles on his e-zine were "as consequential as a biscuit". O'Farrell... |
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| RSPCA complains as Brent woman eats live whale | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Blair set to join Labour campaign. | 0 | |
Zen | 3 years |
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Can be launched in 45 minutes... |
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| Gordon Brown decides to wear burkha | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 3 years |
| Brown to 'dig deeper hole' before poll | 0 | |
fernandomando | 3 years |
| World record attempt for singing in the rain called of due to good weather. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
| Royal Mail bosses support first-past-the-post system | 0 | |
Zadok the second | 3 years |
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as undelivered mail stockpiles continue to grow. More soon... |
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| Adobe's video response to Apple fails to load properly | 0 | |
ED209 | 3 years |
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Adobe Systems responded to Steve Jobs with an an initially well-argued case that later descended into a foul mouthed rant. However, viewers were unable to load the flash video, even after rebooting... |
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| Close seconds campaign for change to "pipped at the post" electoral system | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| Iran bans Belgian Buns in retaliation for Burka Ban.. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
| damn | 2 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
| Court case paves way for teachers to beat the shit out of unruly pupils. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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Schools notice a sudden improvement in childrens behaviour after teach acquitted of attempted murder... |
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| Car crash TV: Cameron ram-raids Labour poster launch. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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Labour have alleged that the car which crashed while they were unveiling a new poster in Birmingham belonged to the Conservative leader. Lord Mandleson was heard to say [quote]Come on a green VW... |
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| Local council to stockpile curry powder [FOR THE ALL NEW JENI B] | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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In anticipation of harsh frosts next winter, one local council has outlawed shipments of curry powder across county borders following reports that a typical curry contains 'enough salt to melt the... |
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| 'Small C' conservatives urge public not to vote for change | 0 | |
ianslat | 3 years |
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