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Tories And Railway Arithmetic.....

Can't count. Don't count...

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Jesse Bigg 03.10.12 7:49am
Jesse Bigg
Consternation as weirdo turns out to be weirdo 0
Stan 03.10.12 7:44am
Stan
‘He liked the fact that they couldn't run off’, claims Stoke Mandeville nurse 3
medici2471 03.10.12 7:33am
sigmund
As their logo is unveiled, fears grow that English Baccalaureates can be bought.

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/ebac-logo.jpg...

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pinxit 03.10.12 7:27am
pinxit
Badger Parade Culled off yet again 0
victimms 03.10.12 7:11am
victimms
Military Wives win the Battle of the Brits 0
victimms 03.10.12 7:04am
victimms
G4S to bid for West Coast Train franchise...

.G4S have made a bold move to acquire the franchise of the West Coast Rail Network, this will ensure that not only their staff will fail to turn up for work!...

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philthefunk 03.10.12 6:54am
philthefunk
Sweden saves thousands by outsourcing Assange prison cell to Ecuador Embassy

British officials are flying to Sweden to study a new scheme that outsources prison management to South American embassies. Under the scheme, a suspected rapist might agree to imprison himself in a...

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ronseal 03.10.12 5:55am
dvo4fun
Punter scoops fortune on bet that party leader 'will deliver speech of his life' 0
ronseal 02.10.12 10:40pm
ronseal
John Major's father likes Labour's 's plea to build 100,000 affordable gnomes 0
antharrison 02.10.12 9:59pm
antharrison
Homeless guy dropped by The Guardian after he fails to notice passers-by

The public face of a homelessness support campaign known only as "John", a homeless man from London, has been dropped by The Guardian after readers complained that he did not notice them as they...

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jamsieoconnor 02.10.12 9:00pm
Teacher rules out sanctuary in Ecuadorian Embassy

The teacher arrested on suspicion of abducting 15-year-old Sussex schoolgirl Megan Stammers says he will not seek refuge in the Ecuadorian Embassy. Jeremy Forrest, 30, was arrested in Bordeaux,...

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roybland 02.10.12 8:38pm
Nunnion Splendacular
Oktoberfest to be renamed Septemberfest to reduce number of smug corrections

Because it is [i]actually[/i] in September you see. That's where you went wrong...

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gaijintendo 02.10.12 7:38pm
gaijintendo
Historians believe 8th century 2 for 1 deal on dykes was a limited special Offa. 2
wallster 02.10.12 7:36pm
Jeremy Hunt
Dragons to invest in portable defibrillator company. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.10.12 7:14pm
dominic_mcg
Documentary makers: 'Savile should have faced trial by jingle jangle jury' 5
Idiot 02.10.12 7:05pm
Idiot
American Airlines passengers asked to bring aboard their own lawn chairs

In the wake of several instances of airline seats detaching from the aircraft while in flight, American Airlines passengers are being asked to bring aboard their own lawn chairs or camp stools and...

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wwwiz 02.10.12 6:39pm
wwwiz
Abu Hamza's signs of failing health disappear after rub down with Duraglit 3
cinquecento 02.10.12 6:38pm
dvo4fun
New Channel 5 show: Justin Lee Collins is Jimmy Savile

In the first of his comeback projects, Justin Lee Collins will attempt to regain his nice guy persona by playing beloved children’s television presenter Sir Jimmy Savile. The biography will air on...

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Hooch 02.10.12 5:47pm
Hooch
Former BR executive admits 'It's not the age of the train we had to worry about' 1
medici2471 02.10.12 4:12pm
Half the Great Barrier Reef found to be missing. Scouser tour group quizzed 0
dvo4fun 02.10.12 4:00pm
dvo4fun
Survey findings: Turns out that "parents' worst nightmares" not all the same. 0
dvo4fun 02.10.12 3:58pm
dvo4fun
Hobby Bobby in murder attempt

Special Constable Peter Morris has been accused of attempting to murder the Chief Constables wife. "I was only following orders, we were at a charity function, I was takling to the Chief's wife when...

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simonjmr 02.10.12 3:53pm
dvo4fun
Lewis Hamilton claims Mercedes move ‘centred on cup holders’

F1 maestro Lewis Hamilton claims he has ‘finally matured’, and looks for more in a car these days, such as adequate cup holders. After spending several weeks looking through brochures, he’s...

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02.10.12 3:51pm
dvo4fun
Welcome to the Jungle

ITV bosses have hinted that Terry Weight will be amongst the contestants on the next series of "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"...

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busterjelly 02.10.12 3:39pm
busterjelly
Liam Neeson reports to be "KNACKERED" after hunt for Stammer.

http://whogottherole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/liam-neeson-pin-stripe.jpg It has been reported this morning that the filming of Taken 2, has taken its toll on actor Liam Neeson. In a recent...

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therealjoeowen 02.10.12 3:25pm
therealjoeowen
Bounty for anti-muslim film maker increases...

A second bounty has been offered to anyone who kills the film maker who angered the Muslim world., This news report can exclusively disclose that Jedward were behind the film, don't worry about the...

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philthefunk 02.10.12 2:46pm
arthurminnit
Bexhill residents outraged.

Bexhill-On-Sea, which has the highest concentration of centenarians in the country, has had it's resident's outraged and angered by the opening of a new NEXT in the town centre., It's not a clothes...

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philthefunk 02.10.12 2:44pm
arthurminnit
From Calculus to Cunnelingus

Megan Stammers tells her steamy story exclusively in this week's Sun. Or something...

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Scroat 02.10.12 2:04pm
Scroat
Charles Anyone confirms he's never been hit by Justin Lee Collins

TV presenter Justin Lee Collins (JLC) has told a court he has "never hit Anyone" in his life. A claim that was also confirmed by Charles Anyone who giving evidence on behalf of the alleged Bristolian...

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simonjmr 02.10.12 1:31pm
simonjmr